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How bad is this situation?

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- Wed, 14 Sep 2016 15:37:27 EST 04xQYa1n No.45516
File: 1473881847258.jpg -(34995B / 34.17KB, 351x425) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How bad is this situation?
Stole a man's beer, get kicked out of the bar. Then the man i stole beer from pushed me down stairs but I kept my balance. Then he pushed me inside the bar. So I grab a bottle and I'm gonna swing it at his head but instead I fall to the floor where he tries to kick my head and neck. He gets a few light hits on me.

Anyway the police came and i just tell them what happened but they say the witnesses say i didn't get attacked. But I tell them I'm not lying, they tell me to tell it to the judge.

What I'm worried about is that I'm going to be thrown in a court where nobody will believe me, they can't do that can they? They can't force me to sue him or something like that?
Fuck Marringstudge - Wed, 14 Sep 2016 21:01:30 EST o7XLzhWI No.45518 Reply
If witnesses are against you then you should seek video evidence.

See if you can get your lawyer to get it.
Eliza Sidgebury - Thu, 15 Sep 2016 07:09:05 EST NI2HhCqf No.45521 Reply
retain lawyer.

you currently have the police with a witness statement saying you were the agressor after getting kicked out of a bar for stealing another mans drink

how drunk were you?
Cedric Damblelock - Fri, 16 Sep 2016 21:42:17 EST K2comxKc No.45522 Reply
Somewhat standard fare. You were not arrested? yes/no? Just keep it cool.

Disorderly conduct it seems. Surely not arrested for assault, right?

Talk with DA, 'District Attorney' before court.
A DA is simply an attorney. Just a prosecuting
Attorney. As in Defense, VS. Prosecution.

If explained I would say whatever fine.
Some may disagree but talk with the
DA, as a paid attorney may. $5 bucks,
you got assaulted it seems.

No realistic DA would really want
to pursue a case on this. Other
than guilty, not guilty.

Legal Insurance

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- Wed, 14 Sep 2016 15:50:35 EST jyiGr+Cr No.45517
File: 1473882635022.jpg -(10686B / 10.44KB, 240x240) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Legal Insurance
So I know for most people Legal Insurance would be pissing money away. But lately I've been thinking there is one situation I would get it in. I've been sober for awhile, but god forbid I ever relapse I thing the first thing, well let's be real the second thing after buying all the liquor in the packy, Is get legal insurance. I get that most people just pay a lawyer when they need one, and that's cheaper than paying 40 bucks a month for god knows how many years till you need one. But in a high risk scenario like a relapse would it be worth it? Or are there better options?
Isabella Goodworth - Thu, 15 Sep 2016 00:21:18 EST rY/oxWfh No.45520 Reply
It's called a retainer

Third dui- was 6k so figure out Ur tine tables

Steal my (totally) legit business idea

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- Mon, 05 Sep 2016 12:15:41 EST Xp4tARxI No.45501
File: 1473092141569.png -(728981B / 711.90KB, 1011x628) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Steal my (totally) legit business idea
Does /law/ think this might be legal in various places where prostitution is illegal?
>Hire people as porn actresses/actors, camera operators, and maybe a couple editors/producers.
>Take on clients who co-star in films. This can ostensibly be free or they could maybe even be paid a small amount.
>The client pays for full rights to the video taken, which they could ostensibly market for a profit.
Thoughts? I can see issues like the clients refusing to buy the video etc. but could we make this work? If so, where? Client pays camera/producer to commission a video -> same exact money is used to pay other actor. Is this where it likely becomes illegal? Pic related - sadistic creep-o the clown is from a deep undercover vice sting on COPS.
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Thomas Blackforth - Tue, 06 Sep 2016 09:27:35 EST Xp4tARxI No.45503 Reply
Okay sure maybe the company offering to a client concept, but what about some guy who pays a girl to be in a porn (with him <- operative part), produces, and sells the video himself. Don't a lot of people do this? Is it really such a far cry to offer the framework? Or if you start making porn wherein roles are paid, are you not allowed to be in it? Couldn't one producer hire their friend to act and vice versa?

It's legal to pay a person to have sex if Step 1: There's a camera on. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit (or don't).
Thomas Sirringfet - Tue, 06 Sep 2016 12:13:33 EST uV2+oMbO No.45504 Reply
God forbid you should look up your local pimping laws OP. But never mind that, this isn't a viable business. You're pricing out the part of the market that fears arrest.
Jarvis Blytheford - Mon, 12 Sep 2016 04:14:20 EST Xp4tARxI No.45513 Reply
Yes I know it would be very niche. But some people would want the video, and some people with refined careers and spouses etc. probably do fear arrest just barely enough. I know my local 'pimping' laws, I was asking if this could be legal anywhere. Both responses so far have been "it won't work" which does nothing to answer the original question probing the panrameters of porn vs. prostitution laws in various locations whatsoever. nb due to lack of substance.

CA Business

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- Sat, 03 Sep 2016 20:46:47 EST /aEzXCvE No.45498
File: 1472950007117.jpg -(9120B / 8.91KB, 195x195) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. CA Business
Anyone here have experience with CA business laws?
Looking to do a food truck and need some links or references for information reguarding licenses, locations (ie. Where i can park and sell food), and basically anything.
Looked into in 2014 when i was doing a mock business plan for project and at the time trucks were being raided for shitty licenses and improper requirements to work at specific locations. At the time the best i could find is that the laws had not caught up with the rise of the food truck industry and were still being ruled as ice cream trucks (allowing pretty much 10 min of being stopped in any given location). Gona do more research obviously but google just gives me shit about "food trucks are great!" And buzzfeed/huffposts/business insider shit about "food trucks are trendy!"

Any help is appreciated!
Hedda Bagglelock - Sun, 04 Sep 2016 03:10:48 EST NI2HhCqf No.45499 Reply
okay, i googled food truck law california

the first link brought me here https://www.upcounsel.com/how-to-start-a-food-truck-in-california which said
Try to find a used catering truck that has the equipment and set-up you need in order to save on refurbishing costs, and make sure that your truck meets your local area’s specifications. California law requires that all equipment in the truck be certified by the American National Standards Institute. It would be wise to have the Health Department examine your plans prior to purchasing or renting your truck

Additionally, California law requires that all mobile food vendors operate in conjunction with a food facility, also known as a commissary, such as a licensed commercial kitchen. So, you will need to rent a commercial space for preparing food, and storing your inventory. You also must secure a location for parking and truck maintenance. Under California law, all mobile food facilities that prepare food must be parked at a designated food facility when not in use

theres an entire section on permits and license thats too long to copy paste so click the link

also found this link http://socalmfva.com/starting-a-food-truck/

seriously did you try very hard?
RichardT.Ickla - Sun, 04 Sep 2016 11:21:58 EST /aEzXCvE No.45500 Reply
Like i said i did research in 2014, which is around the time i was smoking weed inbetween classes and almost any time i had 10 extra min to light up so i probably wasnt doing my best work. But thank you for the links!

Ahh fuck

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- Tue, 30 Aug 2016 23:15:01 EST w9gMUdrt No.45497
File: 1472613301260.jpg -(441996B / 431.64KB, 1920x1080) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Ahh fuck
So I had a very messy night last year where I got pretty dang drunk and resisted arrest which got me additional 2 assault charges. I was so so drunk I don't remember any of it. After meeting the com who initially arrested me he said there is a possibility of a reversion but how likely is this of happening. He said he can tell I'm a different person to the guy the met that night but should I believe that. My charges according to my solicitor are quite serious

Fregging porn site at work

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- Thu, 25 Aug 2016 18:44:59 EST D9FSOoIV No.45489
File: 1472165099139.png -(436391B / 426.16KB, 1280x1729) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Fregging porn site at work
Hi im nervous
So i was fapping in some shitty site and the title of the vid is like busty teen whatever.
So i was in incognito and i exit out and forget about it.
This morning i open my chrome from my phone and then im at work and suddenly i get the "this site is blocked due to child porn" and im like omgwut

The site loaded when i opened my fucking browser and that was no fucking teen

Im paranoid as hell my organization is gonna like fucking flag me as a sex offender or something
Do i have a case?
Jack Clinderfot - Sun, 28 Aug 2016 09:58:21 EST flhisVZV No.45494 Reply
OP, prepare to get v&. Have fun fr&.

Divorce Law

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- Thu, 25 Aug 2016 14:23:40 EST 41WVIfwd No.45488
File: 1472149420554.gif -(65249B / 63.72KB, 316x497) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Divorce Law
So, after a decade with the woman of my dreams...
Things are not as well as I would have planned. I had to work out of town for a while and coming back, found that my wife had moved her boyfriend into our apartment. That's not OK and I'm staying at my mom's while this gets sorted out, but is anyone familiar with the process for getting a divorce?

we're in NY, and I don't want to sue her but I do want to get my stuff while the guy isn't there, because I'm worried about getting into a fight with him and can't risk an assault charge.
Nathaniel Billingspear - Fri, 26 Aug 2016 01:52:48 EST GBuqQ3Xf No.45491 Reply
Generally you call the sheriffs department to be there to help assure the moving possessions goes as well as it can. Often the party may out of spite, whatever may try to deny one person their possessions.

Need some help with money

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- Wed, 24 Aug 2016 21:15:32 EST yY4kRAb1 No.45486
File: 1472087732612.jpg -(6322B / 6.17KB, 300x199) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Need some help with money

I found this link on wiki while reading on The Chicago Plan Revisited.
Did they miss something?
If this works can this be used across the globe?

Its time me give our contributions in writing the laws :)

Loud Neighbors

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- Sat, 23 Jul 2016 00:32:10 EST 8Irkql7o No.45442
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Sup /law/, I have an issue that's probably been brought up on this board before, but I'm just looking for some advice or suggestions as to how you guys think I should proceed or maybe how you may have seen this situation handled successfully before.

Let me begin by explaining that I am NOT exaggerating when I say that EVERY SINGLE Friday night, without fail, without skipping one, for months and months, probably even years now, my neighbors play very loud music until roughly 2-3 a.m.

I would like to emphasize the fact that this occurs EVERY Friday night. There are no breaks; it begins around 8 p.m. when the sun begins setting (earlier in the winter like 6 p.m. when it gets dark earlier) and goes well past midnight. Every Friday.

On two separate occasions I have anonymously reported a non-emergency noise complaint and I watched from my window the cops roll by. The first time this happened, they broke up the party for the night. The second time this happened, I witnessed them turn the music down for the moment that the cop stopped by and rolled away and IMMEDIATELY turned the music back up, if not louder, the moment that the cop turned off the road.

I'm all for Friday night partying, but the music is CLEARLY AUDIBLE in my house with al windows and doors closed well past midnight.

Being that reporting noise complaints has proven useless, I have decided to try writing an anonymous letter and leaving it in their mailbox or doorstep in an unstamped envelope. In this letter I wrote I cited actual county ordinance rules I found online including the fact that in my county it is out of code to play music loud enough to hear 25-100 feet from the area past 9 p.m. They are in violation every single Friday night.

During the times I called the noise complaint, I expressed to the dispatcher that this is a regular, frequent occurrence and they seemed to laugh it off as not being a relevant detail. They did ask if I would like to include my personal information, but what would it help if the neighbors knew which neighbor in particular was calling noise complaints on them? All that would do, I think, is cause awkward looks while passing by if not an aggravated confrontation or conflict.

So, what would /law/ do in my position? Should I contact the county during day time hours? Can I file a more formal complaint?

I'd be more than happy to share my anonymous letter here if only for your entertainment. Am I violating some sort of code by writing an anonymous letter? It is as stern and respectful as possible.

I FUCKING hate this. I can never go to sleep any time before like 3 a.m. Friday nights because of them and I usually work Saturday mornings. :( The sad thing is they're not the worst neighbors I have ever had.
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William Shakefuck - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 22:53:03 EST mW7/FFIC No.45480 Reply
Continue to anonymously report. Do it every single time. Keep doing it. Don't stop anonymously reporting. Once the local cops get fed up they will shut that shit down because of the annoyance on their behalf.
Ernest Bremmlegold - Tue, 16 Aug 2016 17:00:36 EST eCAZDrJj No.45482 Reply
this, he can't keep paying tickets forever. if he ever tries to threaten you just deny it and pretend you hear stuff sometimes (like a month ago) but sleep through it.

if he gets agressive then defend/retreat as per your state law and call the cops, only defend yourself if it's legal/last resort
Phineas Sacklefield - Wed, 17 Aug 2016 13:18:16 EST U+bRDYr9 No.45484 Reply
Let me just start by saying that this may not be universally applicable. You might want to first talk to your neighbours about the music before getting the law involved with this. Just start by telling them about your concerns. Then if they do not stop playing music loud every Friday, you should speak with your local police. Just stop by the station and ask about what they can do about it. If you live in the US, which I am assuming you do, your state, and county determine the law for nighttime music. You may or may not be able to take this to a court, however just by involving the police, I am pretty sure your neighbours will stop playing their music.


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- Sat, 06 Aug 2016 21:02:28 EST qvtooD8+ No.45467
File: 1470531748900.jpg -(4330B / 4.23KB, 72x88) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. delivery
anyone ever been busted for ordering small amounts of weed off darkwebz?
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Hedda Wonningfodging - Mon, 08 Aug 2016 13:23:19 EST vPgO+mO5 No.45470 Reply
Piss off, mane. Drugs online are fantastic and reliable and are cheaper than the street shit most of the time unless you have a super dank connect or you live somewhere that has a lot of good cheap weed.

OP, how small is small? If you're ordering like, half an ounce or less, there's pretty much nothing to worry about regardless of being busted. You will just get it confiscated if they FOR SOME REASON put a drug dog up to your package or the seller gets busted. There's no point in chasing after some kid who ordered a few grams and clearly is not distributing it. Consider how much work they'll have to do to bring you in to court and shit and deal with you if you try playing the innocent "what i dont know what that shit is lol" card.
On top of that, if you were to order your weed, clear your house of anything that could connect you to weed consumption, and then hardwipe your browsing history/tor/bitcoin wallet etc on the expected date of package delivery, even if you DID get the package, if they raided your house immediately after, and you deny knowing what the package even was, and they find no proof that you do drugs anywhere in your house or on your computer, then you're pretty much fine.

Small orders of drugs on the internet are pretty much guaranteed safe if you follow some precautions like what I mentioned above. Only issue you may have is having your address flagged for a while if you did somehow get caught, cause then you shouldn't order anything else to the location. In which case you gotta rev up a PO box from then on.
Jenny Feckledale - Mon, 15 Aug 2016 21:49:59 EST 3P0iIcOn No.45481 Reply

I'm old and I can't into cryptocurrency. How do I buy drugs with internet money?
Sidney Honeyford - Wed, 17 Aug 2016 00:43:55 EST 1viGRjaZ No.45483 Reply
This sounds way more cumbersome then hitti g up my weed dealer a d being ayo lemme get a zip, drive 20 mins and pay the man.

Wife in jail - Need advice

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- Tue, 09 Aug 2016 10:38:26 EST VNKFDpw2 No.45471
File: 1470753506837.jpg -(2260B / 2.21KB, 115x90) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Wife in jail - Need advice
Wife has these charges in Louisville, KY:

-DUI - 0.00 (but was driving under influence of drugs)
Wanton Endangerment 1st (felony)
Escape 3
Resisting arrest

All are her first offences. Wondering if anyone has ANY IDEA what the consequences of these are? She's been arraigned and her next court date is on the 15th. Her cash bond is 500$... that being so low I wonder if that's a good sign?

I've been worried sick. She is a drug addict and is making a treatment plan in jail.. but I'm still worried.

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Sophie Clammlebit - Tue, 09 Aug 2016 23:38:38 EST VNKFDpw2 No.45476 Reply

DUI was because she was under the influence of Xanax and Heroin. They didn't do a blood test, but could tell she was under influence.

Wanton Endangement is 1st, so felony. Vehicular because she was under the influence. She was in turning lane going to St. Matthews Mall and nodded off because of the H. So, she let foot off gas and hit a car in the back, which caused that car to hit another. Minor damage all around.

Her bond is a cash bond @ 500$. The info was obtained from XJail online.

She has been in and out of psych wards as a minor.

I hope this helps, I really need advice as to what may or may not happen. We have a child and I need her to get clean, which she is finally willing to do. I visited her in jail Saturday and she was in tears telling me how bad she feels, how much she knows she fucked up, and that she knows she's a drug addict and is ready to beat it.
Wesley Sonnerwit - Fri, 12 Aug 2016 09:35:25 EST NI2HhCqf No.45477 Reply
>we have a child and I need her to get clean, which she is finally willing to do

Get her involved in drug court if your state/county has it. if you complete the course perfectly you typically leave it with no charges and no jail time. if you fuck up they put you in jail for short periods. it can be a real son of a bitch but its also really effective as people cant really cheat.

random screens rehab a PO. make sure you understand all the concequences and requirements cause its not a joke to fuck up
Graham Goodfield - Sun, 14 Aug 2016 15:03:57 EST VNKFDpw2 No.45479 Reply

Drug courts here have almost no funding thanks to Matt Bevin. He cut funding to drug courts & public schools to build the 'ark encounter'. -_- Tomorrow is her court date..... Im nervous

Too many tenants in a house.

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- Tue, 09 Aug 2016 22:21:30 EST AIEhhx13 No.45475
File: 1470795690090.jpg -(47127B / 46.02KB, 453x604) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Too many tenants in a house.
My 4 friends just moved into a house they are renting. Here's their problem, the landlord said only a two unrelated groups can live in the house, allegedly by local zoning laws. One of the unmarried couple, which are the official renters, accidentally mentioned a third tenant. The landlord said they can stay as a guest for two weeks. He doesn't know about the 4th.

Neither can particularly afford to rent another place and particularly on such notice. What can they do other than move out? I suspect the land lord doesn't give a shit as long as the rent comes on time and just wants plausible deniability should the local authorities gets involved.

I've told them step one is read up on the local zoning laws and reread the lease.

disability insurance

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- Tue, 02 Aug 2016 13:30:07 EST 6ksLecfR No.45462
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Is anyone familiar with disability and/or disability insurance?

I want to go on ssdi (cystic fibrosis) but I've been working full time. My current plan is to take an FMLA leave and then apply for disability, which gives me support in saying that I can't do SGA anymore.

I get LTD insurance through my dad and turn 26, losing it, in a month. How does the LTD process work if I'm on FMLA leave? Do I still count as working for the company while on leave? I read it takes 180 days to start getting paid LTD on my plan and I can only be on FMLA for 3 months. How does that work? Do I need to, or can I even, buy my own insurance while on FMLA after I turn 26?

Tl;Dr want to get long term disability payments while on FMLA leave and never return to work
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Hamilton Dimblefock - Tue, 02 Aug 2016 19:51:07 EST NI2HhCqf No.45465 Reply
so get a desk job. im left as fuck when it comes to poltical leanings but if you are able to do some kinda of job you should. the idea that you want to go on full disablity for the rest of your life at 26 is fucking absurb to me. god damn steven hawkings rolls around in a fucking wheel chair and talks through a computer and you are complaining about deep breaths.
Molly Doffinghall - Thu, 04 Aug 2016 23:56:53 EST qvtooD8+ No.45466 Reply
expect a lot of responses like that
get a lawyer familiar with disability law
and recommendations from health providers
Charles Bridgewater - Tue, 09 Aug 2016 22:07:36 EST He2A3Qii No.45474 Reply

lol you stupid faggot you obviously dont know what cystic fibrosis is. go suck a dick you piece of shit

unsecure business network

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- Mon, 25 Jul 2016 19:26:12 EST f6JeFXbN No.45449
File: 1469489172296.jpg -(1113559B / 1.06MB, 2560x1600) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. unsecure business network
sup coles/law/

i worked on a network for a loan processing company that has roughly 300 high credit clients on files that are just lying in stacks on an open bookshelf. Wait it gets worse: their office is on ground floor with huge 8x8 foot windows on the two front facing walls that can see client information just left out in the open and theres no curtains, just the promise of future curtains. Said file bookshelf is in that same room.
Reason i worked on the network is because client data was stored on 5 individual pc's connected to wifi (wpa2) and was shared back and forth over email. I did my best taking them all off the wifi and set up a central file server for sharing that all the client information is supposed to be stored on in the back room. I find out today that not only have they taken pcs off the ethernet and are using wifi again, but they've added another storebought pc. All of the computers are logged into 'personal' accounts (meaning their personal info is on it).

We're talking millions and millions of dollars of client information from social security to tax returns to full color scans of very sensitive documents and they are relying on storebought wifi /default firewall.

Will i be liable if /when they get investigated? I even invoiced 'em and stuff. This is in texas. Roger Dean artowrk unrelated.
Samuel Sodgekitch - Wed, 27 Jul 2016 04:15:02 EST AfZS3+MB No.45450 Reply
document document document

write emails, logs, take pics, video, hell fuckin audo record conversations if need be

obtain solid PROOF you did your shit and they were dumb monkeys, otherwise you look fraudulent. prove that shit beyond any doubt
Wesley Honeyson - Mon, 01 Aug 2016 01:19:13 EST ri/uIG9H No.45460 Reply
cool. i've got two emails and skype convo as well as a 'services rendered' sheet (like an invoice but without charges, its mostly for them to keep to show any IT people they might hire in the future to help 'em out) that shows reccomendations for changes in security.
I think i'm good. Guy isn't showing any inclination toward doing anything other than getting offended. Do you think i have to report him or can i just leave it like this and keep my records? I'd rather just drop the whole thing and not associate with 'em anymore.
Charles Bridgewater - Tue, 09 Aug 2016 22:06:27 EST He2A3Qii No.45473 Reply

do what you feel is right, i am no expert in your field, but i would definitely recommend keeping a nice fat pile of records and documentation, the more the better

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