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Illegal Property Revenge

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- Mon, 10 Jun 2019 01:43:48 EST gioc8AMk No.46417
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So basically I've lived in this place for a year and a half and been lying that my landlady lives here who basically is in divorce and moved real quick to another dude -- they lie that she lives here, otherwise the house goes into foreclosure because the ex doesn't want it anymore.

They've turned the place into a rooming house, and basically threw a bunch of responsibilities on me at a time where I really needed to live somewhere.

Now they want me to lie to a bylaw officers face and got us to rearrange every room and etc to look legit. I got two days, and basically, I'm trusted soi am going to be actually speaking to the bylaw person.

This might be my only opportunity to provide both my evidence and blow this whole fucker into the water. It's multi-millions in under the table rent and house/property value basically stolen from some slightly rich, but clearly poor dude somewhere out there.

They've disrespected me at every turn and even get me to pay them more rent while I do all the gardening and etc I don't even legally need to do. And this is basically my only way of real revenge.

I like my roommates, but holy fuck, they sit idly and let me do all the shit for them.

I have a place I can hunker down at for 3 months and am really thinking about calling a moving company, getting my stuff safely out of here, blowing the lid with the bylaw person the next day and then calling the tenancy branch to break whatever the fuck this has been for a year and a half.

I know I can find another place or etc. And start this all over again right, without being made to feel like I'm worthless.

Really, help a brother out here. What do you think? Just from the broad sort of thing? It might sound overreacting. But we literally had a meeting today, was basically tasked with changing all the locks and moving furniture and etc to fulfill their lie while paying more than other people and this that the other thing. And there's no fucking written notice.

I did two hours of yard work, and I don't even fucking have to. I'm being forced to take a day off work. These people do not respect other people. And I have the feeling as soon as this blows over -- it gets worse. I'm so stressed out that I gotta take tomorrow off too.

So clearly, everybody's gonna hate me for their own selfish reasons, so I'm thinking it's absolutely necessary to make sure my belongings are all safe? The only issue, when I blow this lid, I'm doing it in their presence. But I mean, the bylaw people can help me right? Like if I blow this big of a bomb up, they got to be able to speak to the tenancy board for me right? But then again, I'll just take the total loss of the deposit and rent I just gave them to do this. I could give a fuck.

But given how big of a deal this would be financially... Should I maybe be worried about getting lynched?

Any help would be appreciated. At the point my stuff all out, even if somebody snitches, they can't have the inspection happen and thus, cannot avoid having them talk to me. Fuck would it feel good, and I can afford it.

And i just don't see any legal ramifications whatsoever other than the nonlegal ramification to get attacked/lynched. I doubt these people would do it, but a few million dollars in theft will make anybody do anything. Should i call my local police department to make sure?

(Repost from QQ, due to legal question.)

I want to set up at a local bazaar/market

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- Fri, 24 May 2019 16:40:18 EST l6RTWPK0 No.46395
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In the state of Texas, in the United States,

Is it legal to sell an item chosen at random?

For instance, let's say I had a box with sealed cards arrayed in a random order, and the customer would, after having payed 5 USD, choose whichever they wanted. Within would be a lot number, which would correspond to their prize. Some prizes would cost less than 5 USD, some more, but neither by very much. Maybe they would be different categories (like "knowledge" or "food") which would graduate in price.

I've tried to look it up, but I can't find the right way to describe the idea to google, and 'wheel of fortune' brings up the game show every time. I don't think it's really the same as a raffle, since everyone is sure to get something
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Eugene Sanningfut - Thu, 30 May 2019 10:06:47 EST pIPKtC0X No.46402 Reply
im no expert but it sounds like you're describing an extremely small lottery
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Phyllis Daffingchudge - Fri, 07 Jun 2019 14:08:40 EST s+1m53oI No.46414 Reply
Typically, all games of pure chance are regulated the same with some specific exceptions carved out.

Being your own landlord

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- Tue, 30 Apr 2019 19:12:36 EST jJez1nsz No.46379
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I've seen multiple people do trick to get double tax deductions for basic homeowner expenses:
1. Turn your own home into an LLC that you control.
2. Pay rent to this LLC
3. Het some tax deductions for being a renter.
4. Pay all home-ownership expenses out of the LLCs account
5. Deduct all expenses as business expenses.

I've only ever seen this done in the context of two friends buying a home together but I don't see how this wouldn't work as a single homeowner. Assuming you've hired an accountant to make sure all your paperwork is in order, is it really legal? Or is it just something the IRS won't bother to fuck with? My concern is the LLC doesn't qualify as a valid business since there is no real profit motive.
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Lillian Nundermadge - Mon, 06 May 2019 22:52:57 EST oFRoMKbS No.46384 Reply
>>46379
First of all do you own your house free and clear? Selling your home to an LLC will absolutely trigger an acceleration clause and make the entire balance immediately due.

If that’s not enough of a reason why what you’re proposing is a bad idea I can go through more. It’s mostly state and local problems though. The IRS doesn’t care as long as you’re charging yourself market rent.

Are current gobal drug laws treason?

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- Sun, 01 May 2016 16:26:53 EST ND+j4Y+i No.45299
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I've was reading this and I agree, our pols use ideologies to prop up the war on drugs, we know its not based in fact.
But actually, the laws undermine the state by forcing the profits to criminality further undermining the state hence, treason!
What you think?
https://jointhemdots.wordpress.com/2016/04/27/whats-another-word-for-treason/
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Nigel Pallychun - Wed, 01 May 2019 02:53:51 EST BVQBkUGF No.46381 Reply
>>45299
Albert Einstein was a nazi can you even read that quote son
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Nell Sogglehere - Wed, 01 May 2019 03:01:09 EST 8saTGGRz No.46382 Reply
>>45299
Seize the means of production and go in peace or else no one else will. There is no one vanguard party controlling things go to bed

Farm Bill legalized hemp, now can I fail a drug test for it? (pre employment)

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- Wed, 17 Apr 2019 18:12:58 EST R4WztV6Z No.46375
File: 1555539178556.jpg -(6007B / 5.87KB, 228x221) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Farm Bill legalized hemp, now can I fail a drug test for it? (pre employment)
I live in the US. I take a CBD extract that also contains small ammounts of THC (.03 percent) Hemp derived CBD oil with less than or equal to .3 percent THC content is not a controlled substance in my understanding of US drug law. This still comes out to 2.4mg a serving of THC. If I took a pre employment drug test and failed for THC, couldn't I give the excuse to an employer I'm not taking a controlled substance just a federally legal CBD oil? Would I have a good chance of winning a lawsuit over a rescinded job offer if I tested positive only taking hemp derived CBD oil that contained .3 percent THC? Is there some fuckery going on where different agencies or states stil have hemp scheduled that could fuck me over?
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Nathaniel Bobblestone - Sat, 20 Apr 2019 12:45:26 EST wyiOLE1e No.46376 Reply
Whether something is legal or not is irrelevant. employers can not hire you for using completely legal substances if they want to.
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Eliza Gummerkut - Sat, 27 Apr 2019 01:23:48 EST dIZeobKY No.46378 Reply
>>46375
Back not soo long ago getting ditch weed was as illegal as real MJ. So pick a few pounds and get arrested for as much. But, likely never really stood the legal test in the end? 6 months in jail I believe I saw one sentenced.

The oil contains cananaboids, that are only found in marijuana. If they test for THC, don't know what to say. If it's a lab, may show up just as well as one having used thc products. If it's a simple test, don't know what to say either.
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Shitting Clacklefick - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 23:16:11 EST cfYutFUh No.46380 Reply
>>46375
nah you're fucked but you can actually pass drug tests taking cbd. i smoke cbd hemp flower i am completely clean if i quit for 2 days a week never have a positive test i test myself at home

i also exercise a lot and drink a lot of water

Crime

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- Sun, 18 Nov 2018 01:00:57 EST oMz59O6R No.46351
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I recently got fucked by a rich family i worked for, is there any way to benefit from knowing their account and routing number without being tracked or arrested?
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Hugh Passleworth - Sun, 18 Nov 2018 20:53:54 EST teKyuDs/ No.46353 Reply
>rich family
If you attempt to get food stamps or anything the IRS will fuck them in the ass if they're not paying taxes. I did this accidentally once and it was amazing

Don't do anything illegal
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Polly Sucklestone - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 07:21:30 EST OW5YVD/0 No.46371 Reply
>>46351
buy a stolen debit card/PIN off a methehead and move the funds over. or buy bitcoin with it
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Nell Gunningnudge - Fri, 26 Apr 2019 17:16:30 EST 7+bAkpmb No.46377 Reply
>>46351
Old AF thread but no, everyone who receices a check from someone has that information and nothing nefarious can be done with it.

What do

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- Sun, 10 Jun 2018 23:07:07 EST mtkFXa4A No.46215
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>Mother arrested supposedly smuggling drugs into a prison
>car impounded
>$50k bail

Should I raid her room for drugs?
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Martha Nonderpat - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 00:47:54 EST Zv78qa8x No.46374 Reply
>>46265
Right? Man I thought my family had problems but I guess I'm really white.
OP tell your mom that no inmate is worth risking her freedom for. Even if it's the DOC and it's a loved one in prison, those "correctional" assholes will quickly show you why everyone hates them when you give them an opportunity.

Thoughts on Legalization?

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- Thu, 01 Nov 2018 20:26:01 EST mrEf2eXl No.46340
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Something about the fact that Cannabis being illegal drew me into the allure. If it was legalized when I was a child, I probably wouldn't have given trying it a second thought.

Now that it is legal here in Canada, and government regulated, I can acquire some of the cleanest and dankest bud on the market. I feel like a kid in a candy store.
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Martha Nonderpat - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 00:43:22 EST Zv78qa8x No.46373 Reply
>>46340
Yeah it's pretty neat to live in this current era. I'm North American and still waiting for Canada-tier privileges. However, growing up I had to be shady and deal with undesirables to get my weed. It's a wild time to be alive.

Becoming a PI

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- Mon, 13 Aug 2018 13:26:32 EST p6LvcaWj No.46269
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Just applied for classes to become a "private eye" or private investigator. Classes last 6 to 12 weeks. Wouldn't do anything involving drug busts, would open my own offices and bust people for abduction, attempted date rape and other serious crimes. My gramps has a licence so he could help me study. What does /law/ think about this idea?
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Hannah Femmerstad - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 22:16:43 EST DMsa3Mjv No.46370 Reply
Private I's tend to do runnabout work for lawyers, finding people, searching for evidence, running background checks.
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Barnaby Cagglestark - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 23:49:53 EST S2Z+PzRj No.46372 Reply
  1. Learn an area of expertise
  2. Move somewhere nobody knows you
  3. Get hired by an agency OR
  4. Start an agency in an area that doesn't require a license (SD or KY in the states)
  5. Scrape by doing shady shit for shadier people until you have dirt on everyone in town
  6. Extort the wretches for your real income

This is the only way I know.

I fucked up halp pls

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- Fri, 27 Apr 2018 05:46:21 EST aQWChG/b No.46189
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>February I had a hooker over we did drugs and fucked
>She robbed my bank card and took out over $1000
>I pressed charges but left out the drugs and hooker part
>Two months pass, cops keep calling me every week but I'm too scared to answer the phone. Last time I answered about two weeks ago they said they were viewing some camera footage of hooker using my card.
>I get high a week ago and message hooker basically saying let's call it a truce, can we bang because I'm too high
>Cops continue trying to reach me but whenever I call back the investigating officer is out of the office or had to take a more high priority case
How fucked am I legally? I'm leaving the country for two weeks in a few days then I'm moving out of where I live to another city for a month then I have a permanent flight booked out of my home country permanently. What should I do now? Lawyer up? Seems too late for that now. Should I change my phone number? IDK what to do guys. The bank gave me my money back but I'm sketching out hard because I know the police are gonna find the hooker arrest them if they haven't already and the hooker is gonna try and nuke me as well. I've been too scared to leave my house lately everytime I hear a siren I think fuck this is it they've come to throw me in jail.
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Archie Hundergold - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 02:12:18 EST IxT/GYnb No.46361 Reply
>>46200
OP is a bitch, the dealer you burglarized is a bitch and I get what you're saying buttttt~~~~

Consider this!

I wish the dealer shot you instead of calling the cops. You are a sack of human shit.
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Ebenezer Dellertone - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 17:51:17 EST phqxOFDR No.46367 Reply
>>46204
>>46205
The logic here seems to be he should've tracked the hooker down and beat the shit out of her himself. Am I reading this right?
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Jenny Shakestone - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 15:39:31 EST FVLi5OEL No.46368 Reply
>>46189

Y dafuq did u invite her into ur house instead of renting airbnb for a night ? IDIOT ...

Texas Extradition Likelyhood, if I dipped

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- Mon, 30 Jul 2018 03:40:41 EST orqI6oVD No.46260
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I'll try to make this as short n sweet as possible.

Seven months ago I was arrested for:

UNAUTHORIZED USE OF VEHICLE UNINDICTED; MOTION TO REVOKE PERSONAL BOND; STATE JAIL FELONY*DC427; BOND $20,000 + ELECTRONIC MONITORING; SID/TX

UNLAWFULLY CARRYING WEAPON HANDGUN; MOTION TO REVOKE PERSONAL BOND; CLASS A MISDEMEANOR*CC5; BOND $11,000

EXL=TEXAS ONLY; POSSESSION CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE PENALTY GROUP TWO, 1 GRAM TO 4 GRAMS METHYLENEDIOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE UNINDICTED; MOTION TO REVOKE PERSONAL BOND; 3RD DEGREE FELONY*DC427; BOND $10,000 + ELECTRONIC MONITORING

POSSESSION CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE PENALTY GROUP ONE, 1 GRAM TO 4 GRAMS METHAMPHETAMINE UNINDICTED; MOTION TO REVOKE PERSONAL BOND; 3RD DEGREE FELONY*DC427; BOND $10,000 + ELECTRONIC MONITORING

So after seven months of being on house arrest, my pre-trial officer makes the decision to pass a motion to revocate my bond. My lawyer got it pushed back, but I didnt know that amd cut off my ankle monitor two days before my supposed court date. They then visit the house to see whats up, and I was straight up honest to them of what I did. They then put it back on
.. ONLY TO TAKE IT OFF a few days later! I was relieved but super sketched out. Few days after that I see that I have warrants out for all four... whem I didnt before.

Why would they take the monitor off themselves then revocate me?

That question is honestly irrelevant though, Im most likely going to dip. Why? Because of reasons that probably very few will understand and I dont care to explain, please if youre going to respond please just stick to the base question of:

IF I DIP OUT OF STATE WHAT IS THE LIKELY HOOD OF THEM COMING TO GET ME IF I GET CAUGHT UP IN ANOTHER STATE?

HOW FAR SHOULD I RUN IF I RUN?

SHOULD I FLEE THE COUNTRY?

You might say these charges aint nothin to flee the country over, youre right... I suppose, but ive been dreaming of leaving for half a decade before any legal trouble but legal trouble seems to find me (or i find it) immediately after dealing with the previous bullshit. Im done. High likelyhood of dipping, and yes I have access to leave the country... dont ask. That is a fantastic thought but given mh current situation in all forms, its a bit extreme to do suudenly. Just wanted to get yalls opinion and input on how I should percieve Texas's long dick of the law when it comes to extraditing from other states... because going to another state even if far away to save up properly for leaving the country is preferred over just dipping outta the U.S. .... or I might stay and face the charges and.make my wanderlust turn even more sour as the world passes me by. It is what it is, I just want my anxiety to be at a correct level of perception instead of feeling like no where is safe (been there done that) ... unless no where is safe, hah, then tell me. Keep it simple dudes, thanks for your time. Much abliged.
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Simon Serrystat - Mon, 10 Sep 2018 12:53:56 EST q8hz+1Xc No.46296 Reply
Turn yourself in, or leave the country. Otherwise you're going to have it hang over your head for something that isn't really going to take most of you're lifespan in time up. Sure nations have treaties with the USA but people lebit flea all the time.. There's so many people wanted in America that it's overbloated and if the feds aren't after you I doubt the police in India or wherever will even have the funding and resources or care to find you. America is different. The police are heavy handed and funded so they will catch you. Don't go on the run in the USA unless you're ready to die.
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Augustus Sickleman - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 23:00:53 EST xfwQI0c3 No.46365 Reply
Your best bet is to call and get on calender. You have a shit sandwich you are going to eat. Either you run and eat it tired with the full wrath of the fucked justice system, or be responsible, explain the situation, and if the judge believes you...it will be much less than if they have to come get you. Fact.

Was fired and panicking.

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- Sat, 08 Sep 2018 23:50:16 EST mUg4D8sx No.46291
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Another one of these. TLDR can an ex-employer come after me with a lawsuit? Nothing was damaged and I stole nothing, no one was injured.

>having beers at my shitty job
>there's cameras in the buildings but was drinking in my car
>Maybe 6 or 7 of them, but definitely just feel buzzed and am keeping up
>personal life shit happens, start panicking
>don't finish my job but don't exactly care
>go home, have to work the next day
>fed up with the job, show up late
That was last Saturday, fast forward to my regular shift Thursday
>nervous because I'm pretty sure I'm getting fired
>it happens
>it's all kind of a blur, to be expected
>wake up yesterday morning and convince myself someone said "legal action"
>cops weren't there
>i might have made it up because I was so anxious
>anxiety just gets compounded

Is there something that could happen to me? Definitely terminated, but they didn't mention drinking. Just showing up late and some work things where nothing was damaged. Feel free to NB this, just panicking. Spoke with a friend who was in some legal trouble not too long ago and he mentioned if they were going to press charges, I'd know by now.
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Augustus Blugglehudge - Tue, 20 Nov 2018 15:41:57 EST WhacjvuZ No.46354 Reply
>>46326
So why are you pursuingthe idea of legal action? You where drinking on the job and got fired you num nuts.
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Archie Hundergold - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 02:27:57 EST IxT/GYnb No.46362 Reply
This is why we go to AL-anon, dad.

Drug testing for civil service job

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- Sun, 02 Dec 2018 11:57:51 EST EcFcfwI0 No.46356
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Not sure where else to post this other than this board. I was recently hired for a complaint investigator / code enforcement job for an incorporated village in New York and was wondering if its strange that I have not been asked to take a drug test. There was no Pre-employment test nor any mention of getting tested and the fact they already hired me. Granted I have only worked one week so far and I have a 6 month probation period. Since they didn't test me before I was hired I would assume they would try and test me sometime during that probation period. I would rather not ask the people I work with if they got testing so I don't throw up any red flags, but for some reason I feel I wont get tested because I'm basically hired or maybe that's just me being optimistic. If anyone has this type of job or knows someone who does any advice would be nice, I just want to be able to smoke.
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Jenny Blarringshit - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 17:18:36 EST paj6021g No.46357 Reply
>>46356J
Just keep on keeping on.

Just, do not look like drugs or anything. Don't worry.
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Augustus Brookford - Wed, 05 Dec 2018 15:31:45 EST 8YRwbj9v No.46358 Reply
Drug testing is expensive. Corporations do it for insurance reasons, but govenment jobs usally dont care or cant afford it.

Latin term

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- Sun, 15 Jul 2018 15:47:08 EST EiVbx+oT No.46242
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Any law enforcement out there? I have a question.
There is a phrase the police sometimes use, Latin, which describes an officers discretion on wheather to charge or not charge on a crime do to it's possible non severity. for instance finding a man drunk in public just a block from his house and choosing not to arrest him considering the tweaker on the corner down the street is selling a bag at the same time and is more severe.
" 'Something' and 'something' of the law." Is how is goes I beleive.
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Angus Clattingmidge - Mon, 05 Nov 2018 11:09:54 EST x5fORZKv No.46341 Reply
>>46334
In canada, discretionary law intervention applies, regardless of if there's a warrant. It's been in our law since the cold war. They snowball and can search your place without cause if you let them, while that guy sells crack on the corner
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Fuck Faggleridge - Mon, 05 Nov 2018 12:56:48 EST dO5Wn5IA No.46343 Reply
>>46341
In the US, if they say "do you mind" if we come in, it can be searchable. If you say no, they do this, why not, this and that. Say do you mind if I look through your house?
I told some cops to leave, I explained that they were searching through areas, that had nothing to do with,, their explanation. They did leave though. It's all,, not fun but stand up, or at least not let others with different careers trample on your area unless they have legitimate reason to.
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Reuben Carringnet - Mon, 26 Nov 2018 16:29:38 EST A3OnO7QN No.46355 Reply
In general, Latin is perfect for law.
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