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- Sun, 10 Jun 2018 23:07:07 EST mtkFXa4A No.46215
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>Mother arrested supposedly smuggling drugs into a prison
>car impounded
>$50k bail

Should I raid her room for drugs?
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Martha Nonderpat - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 00:47:54 EST Zv78qa8x No.46374 Reply
>>46265
Right? Man I thought my family had problems but I guess I'm really white.
OP tell your mom that no inmate is worth risking her freedom for. Even if it's the DOC and it's a loved one in prison, those "correctional" assholes will quickly show you why everyone hates them when you give them an opportunity.

Thoughts on Legalization?

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- Thu, 01 Nov 2018 20:26:01 EST mrEf2eXl No.46340
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Something about the fact that Cannabis being illegal drew me into the allure. If it was legalized when I was a child, I probably wouldn't have given trying it a second thought.

Now that it is legal here in Canada, and government regulated, I can acquire some of the cleanest and dankest bud on the market. I feel like a kid in a candy store.
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Martha Nonderpat - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 00:43:22 EST Zv78qa8x No.46373 Reply
>>46340
Yeah it's pretty neat to live in this current era. I'm North American and still waiting for Canada-tier privileges. However, growing up I had to be shady and deal with undesirables to get my weed. It's a wild time to be alive.

Becoming a PI

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- Mon, 13 Aug 2018 13:26:32 EST p6LvcaWj No.46269
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Just applied for classes to become a "private eye" or private investigator. Classes last 6 to 12 weeks. Wouldn't do anything involving drug busts, would open my own offices and bust people for abduction, attempted date rape and other serious crimes. My gramps has a licence so he could help me study. What does /law/ think about this idea?
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Hannah Femmerstad - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 22:16:43 EST DMsa3Mjv No.46370 Reply
Private I's tend to do runnabout work for lawyers, finding people, searching for evidence, running background checks.
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Barnaby Cagglestark - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 23:49:53 EST S2Z+PzRj No.46372 Reply
  1. Learn an area of expertise
  2. Move somewhere nobody knows you
  3. Get hired by an agency OR
  4. Start an agency in an area that doesn't require a license (SD or KY in the states)
  5. Scrape by doing shady shit for shadier people until you have dirt on everyone in town
  6. Extort the wretches for your real income

This is the only way I know.

I fucked up halp pls

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- Fri, 27 Apr 2018 05:46:21 EST aQWChG/b No.46189
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>February I had a hooker over we did drugs and fucked
>She robbed my bank card and took out over $1000
>I pressed charges but left out the drugs and hooker part
>Two months pass, cops keep calling me every week but I'm too scared to answer the phone. Last time I answered about two weeks ago they said they were viewing some camera footage of hooker using my card.
>I get high a week ago and message hooker basically saying let's call it a truce, can we bang because I'm too high
>Cops continue trying to reach me but whenever I call back the investigating officer is out of the office or had to take a more high priority case
How fucked am I legally? I'm leaving the country for two weeks in a few days then I'm moving out of where I live to another city for a month then I have a permanent flight booked out of my home country permanently. What should I do now? Lawyer up? Seems too late for that now. Should I change my phone number? IDK what to do guys. The bank gave me my money back but I'm sketching out hard because I know the police are gonna find the hooker arrest them if they haven't already and the hooker is gonna try and nuke me as well. I've been too scared to leave my house lately everytime I hear a siren I think fuck this is it they've come to throw me in jail.
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Archie Hundergold - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 02:12:18 EST IxT/GYnb No.46361 Reply
>>46200
OP is a bitch, the dealer you burglarized is a bitch and I get what you're saying buttttt~~~~

Consider this!

I wish the dealer shot you instead of calling the cops. You are a sack of human shit.
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Ebenezer Dellertone - Sun, 10 Mar 2019 17:51:17 EST phqxOFDR No.46367 Reply
>>46204
>>46205
The logic here seems to be he should've tracked the hooker down and beat the shit out of her himself. Am I reading this right?
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Jenny Shakestone - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 15:39:31 EST FVLi5OEL No.46368 Reply
>>46189

Y dafuq did u invite her into ur house instead of renting airbnb for a night ? IDIOT ...

Texas Extradition Likelyhood, if I dipped

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- Mon, 30 Jul 2018 03:40:41 EST orqI6oVD No.46260
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I'll try to make this as short n sweet as possible.

Seven months ago I was arrested for:

UNAUTHORIZED USE OF VEHICLE UNINDICTED; MOTION TO REVOKE PERSONAL BOND; STATE JAIL FELONY*DC427; BOND $20,000 + ELECTRONIC MONITORING; SID/TX

UNLAWFULLY CARRYING WEAPON HANDGUN; MOTION TO REVOKE PERSONAL BOND; CLASS A MISDEMEANOR*CC5; BOND $11,000

EXL=TEXAS ONLY; POSSESSION CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE PENALTY GROUP TWO, 1 GRAM TO 4 GRAMS METHYLENEDIOXYMETHAMPHETAMINE UNINDICTED; MOTION TO REVOKE PERSONAL BOND; 3RD DEGREE FELONY*DC427; BOND $10,000 + ELECTRONIC MONITORING

POSSESSION CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE PENALTY GROUP ONE, 1 GRAM TO 4 GRAMS METHAMPHETAMINE UNINDICTED; MOTION TO REVOKE PERSONAL BOND; 3RD DEGREE FELONY*DC427; BOND $10,000 + ELECTRONIC MONITORING

So after seven months of being on house arrest, my pre-trial officer makes the decision to pass a motion to revocate my bond. My lawyer got it pushed back, but I didnt know that amd cut off my ankle monitor two days before my supposed court date. They then visit the house to see whats up, and I was straight up honest to them of what I did. They then put it back on
.. ONLY TO TAKE IT OFF a few days later! I was relieved but super sketched out. Few days after that I see that I have warrants out for all four... whem I didnt before.

Why would they take the monitor off themselves then revocate me?

That question is honestly irrelevant though, Im most likely going to dip. Why? Because of reasons that probably very few will understand and I dont care to explain, please if youre going to respond please just stick to the base question of:

IF I DIP OUT OF STATE WHAT IS THE LIKELY HOOD OF THEM COMING TO GET ME IF I GET CAUGHT UP IN ANOTHER STATE?

HOW FAR SHOULD I RUN IF I RUN?

SHOULD I FLEE THE COUNTRY?

You might say these charges aint nothin to flee the country over, youre right... I suppose, but ive been dreaming of leaving for half a decade before any legal trouble but legal trouble seems to find me (or i find it) immediately after dealing with the previous bullshit. Im done. High likelyhood of dipping, and yes I have access to leave the country... dont ask. That is a fantastic thought but given mh current situation in all forms, its a bit extreme to do suudenly. Just wanted to get yalls opinion and input on how I should percieve Texas's long dick of the law when it comes to extraditing from other states... because going to another state even if far away to save up properly for leaving the country is preferred over just dipping outta the U.S. .... or I might stay and face the charges and.make my wanderlust turn even more sour as the world passes me by. It is what it is, I just want my anxiety to be at a correct level of perception instead of feeling like no where is safe (been there done that) ... unless no where is safe, hah, then tell me. Keep it simple dudes, thanks for your time. Much abliged.
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Simon Serrystat - Mon, 10 Sep 2018 12:53:56 EST q8hz+1Xc No.46296 Reply
Turn yourself in, or leave the country. Otherwise you're going to have it hang over your head for something that isn't really going to take most of you're lifespan in time up. Sure nations have treaties with the USA but people lebit flea all the time.. There's so many people wanted in America that it's overbloated and if the feds aren't after you I doubt the police in India or wherever will even have the funding and resources or care to find you. America is different. The police are heavy handed and funded so they will catch you. Don't go on the run in the USA unless you're ready to die.
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Augustus Sickleman - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 23:00:53 EST xfwQI0c3 No.46365 Reply
Your best bet is to call and get on calender. You have a shit sandwich you are going to eat. Either you run and eat it tired with the full wrath of the fucked justice system, or be responsible, explain the situation, and if the judge believes you...it will be much less than if they have to come get you. Fact.

Was fired and panicking.

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- Sat, 08 Sep 2018 23:50:16 EST mUg4D8sx No.46291
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Another one of these. TLDR can an ex-employer come after me with a lawsuit? Nothing was damaged and I stole nothing, no one was injured.

>having beers at my shitty job
>there's cameras in the buildings but was drinking in my car
>Maybe 6 or 7 of them, but definitely just feel buzzed and am keeping up
>personal life shit happens, start panicking
>don't finish my job but don't exactly care
>go home, have to work the next day
>fed up with the job, show up late
That was last Saturday, fast forward to my regular shift Thursday
>nervous because I'm pretty sure I'm getting fired
>it happens
>it's all kind of a blur, to be expected
>wake up yesterday morning and convince myself someone said "legal action"
>cops weren't there
>i might have made it up because I was so anxious
>anxiety just gets compounded

Is there something that could happen to me? Definitely terminated, but they didn't mention drinking. Just showing up late and some work things where nothing was damaged. Feel free to NB this, just panicking. Spoke with a friend who was in some legal trouble not too long ago and he mentioned if they were going to press charges, I'd know by now.
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Augustus Blugglehudge - Tue, 20 Nov 2018 15:41:57 EST WhacjvuZ No.46354 Reply
>>46326
So why are you pursuingthe idea of legal action? You where drinking on the job and got fired you num nuts.
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Archie Hundergold - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 02:27:57 EST IxT/GYnb No.46362 Reply
This is why we go to AL-anon, dad.

Drug testing for civil service job

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- Sun, 02 Dec 2018 11:57:51 EST EcFcfwI0 No.46356
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Not sure where else to post this other than this board. I was recently hired for a complaint investigator / code enforcement job for an incorporated village in New York and was wondering if its strange that I have not been asked to take a drug test. There was no Pre-employment test nor any mention of getting tested and the fact they already hired me. Granted I have only worked one week so far and I have a 6 month probation period. Since they didn't test me before I was hired I would assume they would try and test me sometime during that probation period. I would rather not ask the people I work with if they got testing so I don't throw up any red flags, but for some reason I feel I wont get tested because I'm basically hired or maybe that's just me being optimistic. If anyone has this type of job or knows someone who does any advice would be nice, I just want to be able to smoke.
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Jenny Blarringshit - Sun, 02 Dec 2018 17:18:36 EST paj6021g No.46357 Reply
>>46356J
Just keep on keeping on.

Just, do not look like drugs or anything. Don't worry.
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Augustus Brookford - Wed, 05 Dec 2018 15:31:45 EST 8YRwbj9v No.46358 Reply
Drug testing is expensive. Corporations do it for insurance reasons, but govenment jobs usally dont care or cant afford it.

Latin term

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- Sun, 15 Jul 2018 15:47:08 EST EiVbx+oT No.46242
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Any law enforcement out there? I have a question.
There is a phrase the police sometimes use, Latin, which describes an officers discretion on wheather to charge or not charge on a crime do to it's possible non severity. for instance finding a man drunk in public just a block from his house and choosing not to arrest him considering the tweaker on the corner down the street is selling a bag at the same time and is more severe.
" 'Something' and 'something' of the law." Is how is goes I beleive.
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Angus Clattingmidge - Mon, 05 Nov 2018 11:09:54 EST x5fORZKv No.46341 Reply
>>46334
In canada, discretionary law intervention applies, regardless of if there's a warrant. It's been in our law since the cold war. They snowball and can search your place without cause if you let them, while that guy sells crack on the corner
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Fuck Faggleridge - Mon, 05 Nov 2018 12:56:48 EST dO5Wn5IA No.46343 Reply
>>46341
In the US, if they say "do you mind" if we come in, it can be searchable. If you say no, they do this, why not, this and that. Say do you mind if I look through your house?
I told some cops to leave, I explained that they were searching through areas, that had nothing to do with,, their explanation. They did leave though. It's all,, not fun but stand up, or at least not let others with different careers trample on your area unless they have legitimate reason to.
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Reuben Carringnet - Mon, 26 Nov 2018 16:29:38 EST A3OnO7QN No.46355 Reply
In general, Latin is perfect for law.

WHY WONT THIS POST WTF

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- Thu, 15 Nov 2018 09:38:34 EST teKyuDs/ No.46347
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Would this count as vandalism or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOn3MmbV_II

Serious question. Ignore the fact it's anime
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Shit Menkinhack - Thu, 15 Nov 2018 09:39:42 EST teKyuDs/ No.46348 Reply
RE: Subject field

Nevermind

Question still needs answered
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Shit Menkinhack - Thu, 15 Nov 2018 09:47:58 EST teKyuDs/ No.46349 Reply
I would assume since the purpose of the machine is to be hit as hard as possible, that provides a kind of implied consent, making this a civil issue. Even if it could be proven that Vegeta knew the machine would break and intended to break it, it's too much of a grey area for any criminal prosecutor to touch

How accurate is this?
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Shit Menkinhack - Thu, 15 Nov 2018 09:53:41 EST teKyuDs/ No.46350 Reply
>>46349
On that note, how does criminal prosecution work? Either the arresting cop or the accusing party files a report and then some prosecutor picks it up and decides whether or not to press charges, and then a judge decides whether or not to issue a warrant(assuming the cop didn't arrest them)?

Is it legal

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- Tue, 06 Nov 2018 19:55:18 EST FuSsVgL4 No.46345
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to ask a shop keep to raise the cost of stock to pay for an item for you and then sell t to someone else

might be getting bullied by lawyer and po (this is a genuine post this time)

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- Fri, 07 Sep 2018 05:23:53 EST AeyeTq7w No.46286
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I dont want to be annoying to you guys but i really have no other resources or people to ask. I recently got a dui and put on probation which isn't bad but there's one problem. i live in the middle of nowhere and with 0 resources and ive been trying to leave this place for YEARS and now im fucked.

i told my PO i want to transfer and he said yes then i asked more about it and he came back and said i can't because of the type of probation i have where my sentence gets deferred for a year and my charges all get reduced. he told me i have to wait for the charge to get reduced which is like 9 months from now. i don't know if thats true because people have to move they can't just be stuck in one place if they have to move for something important just because they're on a certain type of probation, unless there's a qualification you have to already be living there to transfer or something. i told my lawyer i want to transfer to the city because there's more jobs down there and there's public transportation so i can get around and he just said "i dont care i dont feel bad for you i was born and raised here" like good job? you probably had more privilege than me your parents probably got you a car at 16 and you never had to struggle like me. then he just told me i need a job down there looked away and dismissed it all.

what actions can i take with my lawyer if he isn't helping me if thats true? do i have to force him to fight it? i feel like if i just force him ill get nothing. i paid him and i get "i dont feel bad for you"? I can't just go and hire a second lawyer to deal with this one specific part of the case becuase he won't do it, if there really is something he could do. i'd be hiring a legal team and wasting thousands, but it might be true that i need a job or a really good reason for moving but isn't the fact that i can't get a job or do anything here or even get around a good reason? are they obligated by law to do everything for a case though so it cant be true and he can't just say no or can he? can i just do everything to get a job if this is true and if i get one then hes forced to do it? what if he puts in minimal effort and i just get shut down despite doing this? if this is true then he could be not even fighting for my case and just selling me out to any plea deal he gets or he could be just wasting time doing something unnecessary just to get money from my retainer fee (not assuming). i left my number with his secretary yesterday and they said he'd call me back when he got to the office and i never got anything yesterday or today. if he's not fighting for me to transfer my shit when i can be transferred what can i do? do i have to report him? or say like point out which specific laws and regulations tell me that i can't transfer unless i have a job there? i don't want to be a dick especially if he really is doing what he's supposed to and when i need him to help me, and i dont want to be a dick if unnecessary to him. i also dont want to be a dick to my PO because he SEEMS nice but this is my life and then i got to thinking and i was like hey...this guys job is to fuck me over and throw me in jail the second i slip up and its his literal job to try and fuck me and throw me in jail unless he's chill and nice with me and doesn't try to trick me or get one up under me or anything.

then what happens if the judge is against me to? im just fucked if he says no or are there orders and procedures set in place where he just cant say no and needs to provide reasoning and if i have a really good valid reason to move then his ruling would be unjust or something? and i can just take the case higher up if i get little to no proof of anything and if im really just being dismissed and bullied? i cant just sit here and take this if its all true. serving out my punishment? sure. being trapped in my small town and having a crappy life because they dont want to do it or just say so? no

is this all in my head or does it really seem like im being bullied and dismissed? i know there's certain rules that disqualify people from shit but should i just go in hard as fuck and demand to see every rule and have every question i want answered or what? i know nothing about this. or are they being genuine and there's literally just no way? i'd hate to be a prick and start a shit storm or something if its tr…
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Fucking Nicklegold - Thu, 04 Oct 2018 16:23:38 EST 7+bAkpmb No.46330 Reply
>>46329
All good questions for your PO or lawyer. There’s way too many variables for random on a drug board to be able to accurately answer man. Good luck, though.
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Shitting Hubblefone - Fri, 05 Oct 2018 05:49:04 EST aCuVaBsU No.46331 Reply
>>46329
>im thinking of doing jail because i just want to get this shit over with as soon
>as possible

Tell the DA this, I am pretty sure your penalties will drop, possibly dramatically.
Unless maybe you have one of them private for profit jails/prisons there.
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Clara Drevingson - Fri, 05 Oct 2018 18:05:16 EST AeyeTq7w No.46332 Reply
>>46331
its not a private jail but the judge said if i got the misdemeanor id have to do the max time because its a felony right now that gets reduced during probation

if i could do it on house arrest it would literally save my life im already on house arrest with probation and no license anyway but im not that lucky. i feel like my lawyer just blows every suggestion i come up with down is he a shitty lawyer or is it just really hard to do anything but a basic plea deal?

retail thefr

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- Sat, 11 Aug 2018 11:08:26 EST jqzo54jk No.46267
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I got charged with retail theft. It happened once before but the municipality let me take a class and it didn't count against my record. So this will be my first offense which is just a summary offense. No big deal right?

My question is how will job hunting go for the next five years? I have a job interview today with burger king. I plan on getting the job and buying a car in 4 months. Then I want to apply to the distribution centers who pay twice as much for full time work. But will I have a problem getting hired there?
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Ian Breffingwell - Sat, 15 Sep 2018 20:58:16 EST DMsa3Mjv No.46314 Reply
>>46267

They won't let you into canada for 5 years, and you'll still have to show all of your paperwork that the case is closed.

How Illegal Is This Statement

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- Mon, 10 Sep 2018 21:48:10 EST IMoTGVEa No.46298
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>"I wish rogue members of the local Sheriffs deparment would assasinate a certain city politician, his chief of staff, and a certain private attorney. Then cover it up and make it look like random criminal acts. Based on the ancient precedent of the Roman Praetorian Guard. Who would execute corrupt politicians who far overstepped their authority."

I'm wondering if saying something like this on the internet would hypothetically violate a state or federal statute.
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Graham Seffinghood - Mon, 10 Sep 2018 23:34:56 EST 6eKTKAhf No.46306 Reply
Im just trying to ascertain if these statements in an online forum is probable cause to investigate someone and or charge them with a criminal offense. If a client said these things on the future for example, would there be grounds for prosecution?
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Graham Seffinghood - Mon, 10 Sep 2018 23:36:03 EST 6eKTKAhf No.46307 Reply
>>46306
>on the future for example
On an imageboard.
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Isabella Nezzlefuck - Wed, 12 Sep 2018 13:33:10 EST De1Lthn+ No.46309 Reply
This is a great thread. Really top shelf.

Need help

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- Thu, 06 Sep 2018 14:16:26 EST XayYWxbq No.46283
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So I added this bitch because she was under suggested freinds. Turns out she was a cam girl but her site wasn't listed anywhere on her face book. She starts chatting me up and shit and I asked what she did. She fucking told me she was a cam girl and sent some bogus link saying I would be invited as a guest to cam with her. Anything I can do to get this bitch in trouble? What are even the laws on this shit?
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Angus Furringkock - Thu, 06 Sep 2018 14:19:49 EST XayYWxbq No.46284 Reply
>>46283
The link was trying to prove my age through a debit card payment advertised as free. Looked up the link she sent on google and there's this huge article about it charging 150$ a month if I had done it. I found out which cam this bitch is and I have her Facebook. What can I do to nail this bitch? Anything?
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Jack Gesslebanks - Thu, 06 Sep 2018 15:05:15 EST 3yVxbb4T No.46285 Reply
>>46284
You can report the link she sent you because it's a scam service. She's not a real person and you're a fucking moron.
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Hugh Blemmerworth - Mon, 10 Sep 2018 12:42:16 EST 7FZIa6E5 No.46295 Reply
>>46284

It's a sex bot funding some Indian guys lavish lifestyle you fool
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