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- Tue, 17 Oct 2017 19:54:15 EST t/5niU+5 No.45946
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So here's how it is...

I got caught breaking into some cars and in my state, NV, that is a burglary and a felony. So the official charges break down to 4 burglary felonies, 2 damage to property misdemeanors, and one unlawful possession of a debit card gross misdemeanor.

Now I can't in any way afford a high powered attorney and my public defender isn't too enthusiastic about fighting my case.

The current offer is plea no contest to one felony and the gross misdemeanor and the DA won't oppose diversion court and Ill pay restitution and do probation but have a felony on my record.

The original plea offer was plea no contest to one felony and pay restitution and do probation with no mention of diversion court.

One lawyer I spoke to said I have a good case to just argue for diversion court after taking the original plea offer and that sounds good to me cuz I want to keep my record clean in the long run but my appointed attorney said once a new deal is on the table the old one is now unavailable.

Does anyone know anything about this? What do you guys think I should do?
Sidney Gallyshit - Sat, 21 Oct 2017 03:30:58 EST C6JXKq0Q No.45950 Reply
>once a new deal is on the table the old one is now unavailable.

Yea, basically that is what it is after an agreement. Keep meeting with the DA,
just might happen to avoid a felony conviction on your record.

See what kind of better agreement you could possibly get. A weight the pros and cons.
Dextrolord - Tue, 12 Dec 2017 23:48:38 EST UvVhSC/Y No.45994 Reply
Here's an update cuz fuck it why not.

I completed a halfway house program in a new city and am living on my own now. I've passed a few drug tests and have been being a good boy so to speak.

My final lawyer meeting is Thursday and after that it's court. I'll most likely have to do a few years of probation and hopefully drug court diversion to get the felonies off my record.

I miss smoking weed so much I can't wait, jk I will, until I can again legally
Edwin Clisslecocke - Sat, 16 Dec 2017 00:30:37 EST dMXCI0R2 No.45997 Reply
You're a shity thief who got caught, plead guilty and find something you're better at.
Cyril Bicklehall - Sat, 16 Dec 2017 00:32:50 EST VDw2Ex8H No.45998 Reply
Not that it helps you any, but the burglary statute in Nevada is apparently insane. Sucks for people there, and you have my pity.
Cornelius Sollynutch - Sat, 06 Jan 2018 17:54:07 EST cY5n1M+8 No.46039 Reply
>One lawyer I spoke to said I have a good case to just argue for diversion court after taking the original plea offer

He might mean just taking your guilty plea to the judge requesting diversion instead of doing a deal with the DA. Good or bad moving depending on the judge.
Dextrolord - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 20:57:23 EST UvVhSC/Y No.46060 Reply
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Alright hears another update Mr. DA.. cough.. I mean anon...

Lol jk still paranoid from the ridiculous amount of drugs I've done.

All's been good and well. I had my arraignment where I guess I successfully please guilty to one count of felony burglary and will argue for diversion against the DA. Even tho I remember almost nothing of this thanks to xans or h... Or both.. idk whatever my lawyer said I did really well.

My sentencing is in a tad over two months and I'm optimistic, even tho my car was stolen and I wanna cap the fucker.. I will refrain...

Optimistic since I still look like a boy scout on paper. Wish me luck on my sentencing in March I will keep u all updated even if it's after a few weeks in jail and\or prison.
Dextrolord - Sun, 14 Jan 2018 21:01:16 EST UvVhSC/Y No.46061 Reply
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NB for double posting but..

I AM a shitty burglar, but my thieving was never pinned on me, rather various roommates or unknowns and I didn't care cus, ya.. heroin, dlod, opana, etc......

And burglary in Nevada is harsh af I'd be looking at 1-3 years probation in almost any other state
Jack Nindershaw - Fri, 11 May 2018 17:01:48 EST /Iz8qk9C No.46197 Reply

OP goin to the pen.
NV doesnt fuck around anymore ever since people have been coming over here from cali they have been hitting everyone with fucked up shit. which I understand this is a cowboy state and they have a "you want to be a criminal? wrong state fucker!" mentality. the east side of the state is the worst part because they arent used to seeing some of the shit that they have been seeing. I'm from washoe county and got caught up on the east side of my state and caught a felony and went to the pen for some shit that would have been a gross misdemeanor if I got caught at home.
Dextrolord - Sat, 11 May 2019 22:57:00 EST vqPJ2tGS No.46385 Reply
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I didn't go to the pen just county. I popped dirty for alcohol heroin adderal subs ghb klonipin and xanax and phenobarbital. ya my judge was not happy...

Anyways I went to jail for 2 months, argued for diversion and got it. Then I had to go to the salvation army and that shit suckedddddddddddd

Only place that accepts violent offenders so the atmosphere was really something else for a hippy dude like me to get used to.

I completed the program with a 30 day extension cuz they fuckin hated me cuz I am not a christian but I finished it and moved back home.

Now I have a decent job and I should be able to get an early graduation from drug court and probation because I have had a perfect program since I was sentenced.

All in all I feel I did good for facing 4 4-10 years and whatever the misdemeanors would have added to it.

still can't wait to smoke again.
Dextrolord - Sun, 19 May 2019 23:31:43 EST vqPJ2tGS No.46389 Reply
Me and my PO are on good terms. I talk to her about once or twice a month.

Last time she came by my house I was actually out at an AA meeting and I guess she told my mom that she isn't worried about me and just checking the place as a formality.

And the best I can hope for with my court program is an early graduation in August. It would be tight if the judge in a few weeks said "oh ya your actually a baller so we r just gonna let u go free" but I highly doubt it
Cyril Duggleville - Thu, 23 May 2019 04:41:58 EST Eoeoxjyi No.46392 Reply
Wow, time sure passes. An interesting story an associate was caught with cocaine, I believe. The guy told the judge he was joining the military soon. As he just was set on going to a positive direction in life. The judge dropped everything and was pleased about his decision to better his future. A mere two weeks later, he was in front of the judge for the same thing. Assiciate sais the judges face turned very red and he said, you, again. He queried if he had even tried to join the military. Not a good situation.
Dextrolord - Sat, 06 Jul 2019 16:48:46 EST GLKNaUox No.46424 Reply
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I'm still goin strong on this bs probation ride. Now if I can come up with around 3,000$ by August I'll be eligible for early completion wish me luck I can't wait to BWH with u all again!
Edward Cinnerworth - Sat, 06 Jul 2019 19:26:54 EST DvHL4MeX No.46425 Reply
Good, luck. Now new criminal charges and pay the fines ASAP everything should be fine. Definitely do what you can.
Dextrolord - Sat, 24 Aug 2019 16:43:07 EST vqPJ2tGS No.46454 Reply
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I had another good check in with the court 2 days ago. They told me to pay off my fines and I would be done, and then they went ahead and waived $1,400.00 off my fines.

Here's hoping that by the end of next month I will be a free man!!

>A very very stoned free man
Dextrolord - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 10:14:34 EST vqPJ2tGS No.46481 Reply
wish me luck!! What should be my last court hearing is in 2 hours and 45 minutes. Hopefully Ill be posting my final update and pre BWH here later today!!!
Cornelius Murdfuck - Mon, 30 Sep 2019 17:37:43 EST Zv78qa8x No.46493 Reply
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Threads like these...
>Feel happy for OP getting through it
>Feel disgust for OP for being a thief
Edward Goddlenurk - Mon, 07 Oct 2019 04:52:44 EST RCHg/ELR No.46507 Reply
I don't feel bad for you. Hope you go to jail
John Sangerpore - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 20:29:39 EST pIPKtC0X No.46510 Reply
i dont have any sympathy for a thief. it's one thing to say shoplift from a corporation or like, find a wallet, take the cash, and see that it's otherwise returned, but to enter someone's home or vehicle? get fucked you cunt. you ever had your place broken into?
Dextrolord - Sun, 13 Oct 2019 13:12:30 EST vqPJ2tGS No.46511 Reply
Why do you guys gotta be butthurt about this? Cmon it's a druggie board where my degenerates at?? I've always been a thief, and while I don't steal anymore the rush from getting away with it will always be pretty nicely remembered.
Phyllis Clunderchidge - Thu, 17 Oct 2019 23:24:33 EST pIPKtC0X No.46515 Reply

i am a druggie degenerate but not a thief. there is a difference between 'lel butthurt' and having some sort of principles
Dextrolord - Fri, 18 Oct 2019 15:10:35 EST vqPJ2tGS No.46516 Reply
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meh I was high and read it like you guys were ignoring that I did do my time and keep atoning for the crime after I got released. And I was fucking baked and took it personal haha.

Turns out I was the one overcome with feelings of butthurt my sincerest apologies. I am not quite as high now and find this all funny. Maybe later tonight I'll do a bunch of drugs and think differently, only time will tell.

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