One of my roommates keeps eating my food, so here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna buy some chinese tomorrow and eat just a tiny bit of it, then sprinkle LSD all over everything and put it in the fridge. I can guarantee none of these motherfuckers living in my house have tripped before. It's gonna be a bad time. /law/, am I about to commit a felony? If so please reference the law as well as you can so I can look up the USC and see it for myself lol