So I am on my daily homeless man grind, looking for work, eating on my food stamps, etc. Well it just so happens I live in a town with sidewalks and storefronts (wow, right?) and some asshole thinks its his right to sell addictive tobacco and advertise it on giant posters that he posts on the sidewalk in my direct line of sight when walking to buy my groceries. having no money and desperate for a fix (my father smoked and i was exposed to second hand smoke all through out my childhood) i walk into the assholes shop and take some of his cheapest product. i go back to the shelter but he calls the cops and they cite me for retail theft. how do i convince the judge it's the asshole with the giant signs for addictive substances on the sidewalk ' s FAULT? Ill take the appeals to the supreme court damn it summary offense or not
