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Can we get an OC poetry thread? by Frederick Snodridge - Thu, 10 Jan 2013 01:05:46 EST ID:tmVYcUte No.59689 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Haven't seen one in a while, let's get some OC poetry! Just wrote this right now,

Three kings and a jack, traveling down the road.
The road is it, it calls them all, with only time as their foe.
The curtain like clouds, blind them all.
Nothing's certain, nothing's forever

On they must go, on the they must go.
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Shit Pessletidge - Sun, 12 Aug 2018 20:40:18 EST ID:JbMBxovX No.70264 Ignore Report Quick Reply
THE SPANKING, PART 3! as Laura's mom watches it all happen LIVE from HEAVEN

i watched mother's good china
slip between my clumsy child's hands
and break! near broke as my heart feels now.
my mother, rest her soul in SATAN'S FURNACE,
but her china was good if her heart wasn't up to GOD's standards.

i watched my Stan bend my daughter across the knee
and deliver god's judgment,
spank after spank after spank,
i watched with approval,
I felt the LORD behind me and felt his approval

from this day forth I will never deliver myself into Laura's dreams,
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Shit Wipperfield - Sun, 12 Aug 2018 23:31:27 EST ID:Y/0CgIiO No.70265 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>70262
>>70263
>>70264
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Clara Challychare - Mon, 13 Aug 2018 14:22:57 EST ID:c9jvHZ8g No.70266 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70264
Favorite part!
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Phyllis Wecklebad - Mon, 17 Sep 2018 09:33:32 EST ID:g1xsg+CQ No.70323 Ignore Report Quick Reply
NIGGA NIGHTS

Yo, the blackest evening
Penetrate dat azz
Drink this, Jizzus
No homo, suckin
Let's go, let's go (Whang!)
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Nell Cumblestotch - Fri, 16 Nov 2018 21:15:40 EST ID:fxdZTGjz No.70393 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Wide-eyed in an empty city
A light in your heart
Made it ok
Or better even
And nothing
Can take that away


Bump While Reading by Ebenezer Brookham - Fri, 04 Mar 2016 09:04:46 EST ID:bq5scg8g No.68199 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What are you guys reading right now?

Brandon Sanderson just released the third and final book of his Reckoners trilogy, and it was fantastic. Where are all the Sanderson fans in here? It was this board that told me to read his shit, and now that I do, nobody ever will talk about them with me lol

Now starting Altered Carbon. Netflix is making a show based on it, and I like reading books that have adaptions impending so I can compare them later.
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Augustus Pussledock - Mon, 29 Oct 2018 19:37:26 EST ID:pS2QiTJ1 No.70377 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Just finished Oathbringer from The Stormlight Archive. I could gripe about Sanderson but when it comes down to it I like the story and crave more despite his writing flaws, and he is getting better.

Started The Passage by Justin Cronin. I'm about 300 pages into it, right before a huge shift in the story. I gotta say, it's mostly a slog so far. The prose is pretty bad, as is the character's inner dialogue. I'm not sure how to describe it but let's just say he could have cut half of that crap out and the story would have been better for it. Shit, replace it with more dialogue and things actually happening and it would could be great.

The premise is there, the story so far is there, just the meat of it connecting everything was boooorrriiiinnnggg until the last 50 pages or so of Part 1. I'm going to stick with it for now because I know a lot is about to change. Hopefully things improve.

If not, I just downloaded the entirety of The Expanse series so far. Love the show, I know the books are bound to be a bit different so why not.
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Jack Hovinglane - Tue, 30 Oct 2018 06:14:57 EST ID:4R+2FIsx No.70381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70377
The Passage is uttter shit, stop reading now, do not read sequels. The first 300 pages were the only parts I slightly enjoyed, so if you already hate it, flee now before the shift makes it more boring than ever. I've never regretted finishing a book series more than Passage. Plus it's all Jesus propaganda after book 1.
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Walter Blurringware - Tue, 30 Oct 2018 14:46:58 EST ID:pS2QiTJ1 No.70382 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70381
>Jesus propaganda
ah fuck I had a bad feeling about that as soon as it's clear there's some psychic connection to Amy and the nun/FBI dudes are all magically in on a Plan. I'm going to read a bit more and decide whether to drop it then. Thanks for the warning lol
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David Demblehood - Thu, 15 Nov 2018 03:53:22 EST ID:2wh48ehg No.70391 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Been reading Nausea by Sartre. I'm not really sure what I think so far, but one prevailing thought I have about this book is that it's insanely nonsensical yet makes perfect sense. Being a schizoid type personality really makes me relate to the main character. And I don't think I've ever really read anything this cpaerf
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Reuben Billingstock - Fri, 16 Nov 2018 06:31:12 EST ID:xaio4l4p No.70392 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Currently enjoying the first book in the Monarchies Of God series. Epic fantasy, which is always cool, but some of the prose is next level stuff, painting the kind of literary mental pictures that most Fantasy wouldnt bother with or be competent enough to pull off
>>70391
Sounds like something I'll definitely want to read, sounds like the Kafka and Brian Evenson stories I hold so dear.


Write something one word at a time V.2 by Archie Manderworth - Wed, 10 Jan 2018 04:59:35 EST ID:kB9vcdQ8 No.69747 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Since our last thread was so RUDELY interrupted, I hearby start a new thread in the same vein.

1) one word per post, punctuation, whatever
2) no spunky meddlin'

I shall begin:

Orbital
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Oliver Sallerridge - Wed, 24 Oct 2018 19:43:22 EST ID:CqHq42XW No.70367 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70366
soldiers
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Hannah Honeyhood - Fri, 26 Oct 2018 21:51:24 EST ID:pyv38Bpq No.70368 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70367

committed
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Charlotte Nenderwater - Sat, 27 Oct 2018 00:35:16 EST ID:0jgHCyVM No.70369 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70368
regicide.
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Polly Handlehall - Sun, 04 Nov 2018 17:15:25 EST ID:Y/0CgIiO No.70389 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>70369
Unfortunately,
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Betsy Porrynodging - Thu, 15 Nov 2018 03:15:56 EST ID:pyv38Bpq No.70390 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70389

regicide


Eddie by Archie Sinderstat - Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:28:27 EST ID:v6VPdgs1 No.70180 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Rate my novel I'm working on lads. Here's the gist of it.

>a soldier called Eddie gets kicked out of the British army for deserting so he returns to his home in Liverpool. He struggles with PTSD, anger issues and alcoholism. Finding it hard to assimilate to civilian life, he gets a job working as a security guard for a shopping mall. He dreams of someone attacking him with a knife so he has an excuse to beat them senseless. Among all of this, he has an unexpected child with a woman he has fallen out of love with but he tries to stick with her for the sake of the child. Eventually the friction becomes overbearing so he moves out of the house and lives in his car. He begins to have delusions that his car is a ship and that he is a pirate sailing the high waves. He eats limes to prevent scurvy and he drinks copious amounts of rum.

This is what I have so far, any ideas where I could take it?
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Nigel Cangerfuck - Sat, 22 Sep 2018 16:13:57 EST ID:Y/0CgIiO No.70328 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>70327
This
Make him the dread captain Eddie and have himsteal one of those historical ships from the 1800s and actually sail off to the Caribbean in search of treasure. Maybe he has trouble sailing because he doesn't know how and has to find a loyal and trustworthy crew to help in misdeeds across the sea.
There has to be one scene where they fire an a old cannon and some shenanigans ensue, I'll leave the details up to you. Good luck OP!
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Shitting Pittstock - Mon, 24 Sep 2018 17:14:23 EST ID:xhAcgPkb No.70331 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He thinks his ship gets rammed by a giant whale but it's just a fat woman leaning against it.
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Eliza Pundlegold - Thu, 27 Sep 2018 20:41:36 EST ID:pyv38Bpq No.70332 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70328

somehow on his drug-addled voyages he accidentally sees/witnesses/learns something that is in the interest of national security of the uk, they are willing to wipe his military record clean and pull some strings to wave away charges for stealing the ship if he cooperates with a secret black ops mission aboard his old timey vessel for reasons you make up
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Samuel Picklechore - Tue, 02 Oct 2018 14:21:09 EST ID:iz+IDXSE No.70338 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70180
OP, read about Black Sam Bellamy and draw inspiration from one of the most based dudes to have ever lived.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Bellamy
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Edwin Briggleson - Thu, 01 Nov 2018 08:40:44 EST ID:45tZtNjg No.70388 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Turn this into modern day Don Quixote


Most Engaging History Books by Martha Samblecocke - Wed, 25 Jul 2018 14:06:11 EST ID:RQSkkkju No.70245 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'd like to learn more about history but my attention span isn't the greatest and I have trouble reading even fantasy novels, so I need something that's not too dry or hard to get through. I want a book that's a real page turner but will also educate me about historical events.

What are some history books you found highly engaging and easy to read? Any period in history is fine.
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Ernest Backledale - Sat, 28 Jul 2018 15:42:42 EST ID:4EERHP/g No.70246 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Fighting the Flying Circus, Eddie Rickenbacker. Personal memoirs of a WWI fighter pilot, back when plane guns weren't synced to the prop and ricochet'd towards the pilot and flying wrong could tear the fabric off your wings.
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Barnaby Smallwater - Sun, 29 Jul 2018 06:50:16 EST ID:ylxQEmun No.70247 Ignore Report Quick Reply
After >>70246 you could try Going Solo by Roald Dahl and some of Spike Milligan's war memoirs.
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Nigel Buzzham - Sun, 19 Aug 2018 11:19:20 EST ID:RDxczTNN No.70277 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Last good history book I read was 1776, by David McCullough.
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« ƸЖƷ » - Thu, 23 Aug 2018 20:46:29 EST ID:TvqEXntr No.70291 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>70245
I enjoyed Hobsbawm
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Barnaby Divingpodging - Mon, 10 Sep 2018 05:59:43 EST ID:VQ7onn50 No.70314 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I’ve not actually read it so take this with a grain of salt, but I’ve heard great things about Bill Bryson’s A Short History of Nearly Everything.

Has anyone here read it? Can you confirm or deny my suggestion?


Words dawg, fuckin words by Sophie Drummlesire - Wed, 02 Mar 2016 19:19:58 EST ID:QfrG9TGw No.68189 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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ITT: Things involving language that rustle your jimmies

So really anything from pic related to people who want to axe you a question, and so on
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Alice Fuckingfuck - Thu, 01 Mar 2018 11:01:47 EST ID:whiEkKmr No.69917 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>69911
There is going to be a slight pause because two syllables. Also the s at the end of pains has more of a z sound to it than that at the beginning of staking. Also the whole point of this thread is that we are all right.
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Frederick Gizzleworth - Thu, 01 Mar 2018 11:36:22 EST ID:ylxQEmun No.69918 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>69917
I'm happy to agree as I've said it over so many times it doesn't sound like a word any more so I have no idea what is or isn't right.
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Albert Blytheridge - Sat, 03 Mar 2018 14:38:29 EST ID:O/eWPvU3 No.69922 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>69917
Interesting, I never really looked into what that term meant. I'm surprised that people say "painstaking" regularly enough that it's become a source of jimmie-rustling for you.
I get really fatigued by people throwing around words like "spiritual", "blessed", "holistic", and the like, particularly if used to denote one thing or action as "more spiritual" than another. It isn't these words themselves that irritate me but the smug attitude that often seems to surround them.
These conversations also seem to involve a lot of fancy language and references that one doubts the speaker understands to any meaningful degree.
Certainly I'm guilty of this myself, but more often in writing than in daily conversation (as this post is likely evidence of).
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Polly Sinnerbanks - Sat, 27 Oct 2018 03:49:25 EST ID:lsq3sVFr No.70370 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>69907
You should really hyphenate better
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Isabella Drocklefoot - Sat, 27 Oct 2018 05:24:59 EST ID:ylxQEmun No.70371 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70370
bet-ter?


RED PILL READING LIST by Doris Debberhall - Sun, 15 Apr 2018 19:38:50 EST ID:fb7Anl99 No.70019 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm making a redpill reading list, as a joke. It's basically laughably ridiculous pieces that would dupe the pseudo-intellectuals infesting the chans. A mix of fedora, right wing rants, totalitarianism, religious and new age charlatans, and so on. I'm asking for contributions and suggestions.

Here it is so far:
Dr. Jordan B. Peterson, PhD - 12 Rules for Life
Stefan Molyneux, M.A. - Universally Preferable Behavior
InfoWars
Breitbart
Milo Yiannopoulos - Dangerous
Charles Murray - The Bell Curve
Mike Cernovich - Maga Mindset
Jonah Goldberg - Liberal Fascism
Ann Coulter - In Trump We Trust
Scott Lamb - The Faith of Donald Trump
President Donald J. Trump, B.S. - The Art of the Deal
Patrick J. Buchanan - The Death of the West
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Emma Chollybury - Sun, 15 Jul 2018 07:48:00 EST ID:ylxQEmun No.70228 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70226
Why would I brainwash myself by reading a single book that isn't from that list?
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Wesley Dabbercocke - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 14:57:53 EST ID:5on5UyE3 No.70256 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>this whole thread
I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks OP
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William Buttingbore - Sat, 25 Aug 2018 18:15:01 EST ID:YBHdKc3F No.70296 Ignore Report Quick Reply
is this thread satire?
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Polly Fumbleluck - Mon, 15 Oct 2018 21:49:11 EST ID:Y6GWRCoI No.70354 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Here's one, Charles R. Drew, setting phlebotomy as a safe Haven for Vampires and Vampyres, and using it as a way to give Vampires and Vampyres a way to introduce other ethnic groups gene perks to Whites as he was one of Hitlers secret scientists

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_R._Drew
There are schools in his name devoted to teaching found Children how to be a Vampire or a Vampyre
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Nicholas Buzzgold - Tue, 23 Oct 2018 20:11:10 EST ID:6J9NB/jd No.70365 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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No one has mentioned the Bible so I'll recommend that.


Cosmic Horror and the Uncanny by Phoebe Biffingmud - Sun, 21 Oct 2018 21:49:58 EST ID:3Joq45iN No.70361 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Recently I stumbled upon Thomas Ligotti a pessimistic horror writer in the vein of Lovecraft. Was wondering if you guys had any recommendations for bleak cosmic horror, I've read a little bit of the usual suspects associated with Lovecraft- Robert Block, Frank Belknap Long, August Derleth etc. and I was hoping for any hidden gems other horror lovers have found.

Pic Related- it's a non-fiction philosophical work by Thomas Ligotti about pessimism in horror. Very good and I highly recommend it.
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Barnaby Dullypot - Mon, 22 Oct 2018 08:48:54 EST ID:GLWxF519 No.70362 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Great, is it 2012 again already? You've got a lot of catching up to do.
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James Cennermedging - Mon, 22 Oct 2018 20:33:13 EST ID:FPY25MTc No.70363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Laird fucking Barron
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Oliver Fellershit - Thu, 01 Nov 2018 08:31:34 EST ID:dXFNjbwC No.70386 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>70362
And the award for douchiest reply of the year goes to...


How is this allowed? by Clara Duckshit - Sun, 07 Oct 2018 08:51:53 EST ID:8GEk/Nb2 No.70343 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I nearly fucking bought it
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Charlotte Gommerlere - Thu, 18 Oct 2018 15:07:03 EST ID:fY06e8x1 No.70358 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Haha, you almost go tricked. Wow.
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Oliver Fellershit - Thu, 01 Nov 2018 08:34:20 EST ID:dXFNjbwC No.70387 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't get it.


archetypes and dialogue types by Polly Fumbleluck - Mon, 15 Oct 2018 20:51:46 EST ID:Y6GWRCoI No.70352 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Curious, is there a place where we can flow through different character styles of speech and personalities to discuss how to ease into that character and form it like an Archetype

I've been banned from a few websites for falling into a character inadvertently and pissing off people..so I'm looking for outlets, other than handwriting, just to practice the type of dialogue that may occur when in use
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Ebenezer Porryfoot - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 07:58:30 EST ID:ylxQEmun No.70356 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You can't "form" archetypes like that but if you want to practise in-character dialogue, find some role players. There are innumerable places online for role play gaming if you look for them.

Sidenote: this is only going to help you write unrealistic, flanderised characters for fantasy nonsense. The only real way to learn how different actual personalities speak and behave is to observe real people and pay attention to how they speak and behave until you can hear them independently in your mind's ear.
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Sophie Ginderdock - Tue, 30 Oct 2018 01:11:04 EST ID:k9TAbtTt No.70379 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>70356
Yeah best I can think of is game like Neverwinter Nights 2 or something..

I guess one could try researching and/or brainstorming characteristics for a persona. Then try to assume that role for a paragraph for others to critique, eventually another persona could be sketched to interact and contrast the alternate persona.


Best torrent sites for books by David Gunnerdock - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 23:30:57 EST ID:ombRs0pw No.70346 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Pdfs or whatever
Demonoid was my plug
thanks ty ty ty
plz help need books
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Jarvis Clecklewell - Thu, 11 Oct 2018 00:14:48 EST ID:Y/0CgIiO No.70347 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>70346
Is that a pic for fags who read motivational books or something?


Cormas DeCarchon by Clara Duckshit - Sun, 07 Oct 2018 08:50:56 EST ID:8GEk/Nb2 No.70342 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Which ones going to die first? Which ones best, which ones worst? Which one has the best book?
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Albert Gimmlewot - Mon, 08 Oct 2018 17:54:11 EST ID:Y/0CgIiO No.70344 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70342
I don't understand
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Simon Blecklekure - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 06:39:23 EST ID:ylxQEmun No.70345 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70344
Would it help if you recognised the writers Pynchon, De Lillo and McCarthy?
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Sophie Ginderdock - Tue, 30 Oct 2018 00:59:06 EST ID:k9TAbtTt No.70378 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>70342
Don't know the names. What if you went more in depth about some their respective works?


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