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Reading and your imagination

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- Thu, 23 Jan 2020 05:08:15 EST ZoMujfJi No.71287
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I was reading and it occurred to me that I do not put a face to any of the characters nor do I bother trying to empathize with them.

Do you put faces to your characters? Do you empathize with them? What are your reading habits?
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Fuck Darringchut - Thu, 23 Jan 2020 20:00:18 EST hZQN5ef+ No.71288 Reply
Unless they're illustrated then no, they're just sort of feelings a bit like people's auras when you take a lot of acid.
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Fuck Darringchut - Thu, 23 Jan 2020 20:04:54 EST hZQN5ef+ No.71289 Reply
Definitely empathize with em tho

Write something one word at a time V.3

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- Tue, 20 Aug 2019 08:41:51 EST ylxQEmun No.70882
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1) one word per post, punctuation, whatever
2) no spunky meddlin'

>New paragraph

Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11, furiously wanking off to midgets shitting dildos (these ejaculated millions of liters), stupidly decided to ban the consumption of deez-el fuel worldwide.

Meanwhile, back up in yo ass with the resurrection foretold by Gandalf O'Reilly, "Radiation quickens unto itself." Now... masturbating stealthily without remorse, our slaves built OSHA. Soon refugees stumbled upon a mystic tome that foretold the the VAGINA EMPIRE was doomed to failure.

Nevertheless, the starship Buttenterprise completed stalliones Protocol 13-0157, ensuring penile supremacy. Elsewhere, milkshakes brought rage to Kirtaner. Spardot sniffed dank for cannabis farms, attempting suicide. Fortunately, since buttholes excrete salamanders, their exhumation efforts bore fetid sashimi balls unto Martians. Finally, war was beginning to end the conflict between lemmings and sgnimmel; raged minutes of time-dilated chrono-units.

Incredibly, a fart erupted, causing hemorrhoids which combust flammable vapors to thousands of degrees. Meanwhile, behind the liquor, biscuits battled two underage mudkips.

420chan.org enabled backdoor protocols guaranteed anal. Wrestling gimps imbibe triple-distilled corn, creating extreme problems for nincompoops. Fortunately soldiers committed regicide. Unfortunately, regicide is gay. Surprisingly, everyone dances in Denmark if morticians prepare timpano.

Interestingly, masturbating will never cure loneliness unless Kanye learns hibachi and humility. Flash AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this scary theme will haunt her forever.

"Bitch-destroyer" said Netjester.

Hark! Several seizures overtook him again! Finally away from officials, we strove to ascertain the Way. We fondle the testes through intensive sterilization, the Mormons found atheism by accepting the inherent magnitude of rectal bees. Not the bees! Yes! The bees! Beekeepers occasionally scoop Nips off unfortunate sight between the kerflap.

Karen, where the fuck did you hide my acid? I'm gonna explore the holy butthole. Termites are invading our glorious butthole remorselessly. Never have I witnessed such faggortry. "Not in my tenure..." the headmaster squirrel compiled the communist agenda.

The archaic dwarven enthusiasmos didn't realize the temporal sycophant principle. Nevertheless, the desire to restore Soviet practices doomed proletarians. No words withheld from the atmosphere, meanwhile the drip dropped big drizzles daily. To counteract drizzling, bored browsers breached into the monolith we created. The guilt from the orgasms shattered us. Calamities of conscience won't vet.

The look prevent the inevitable flurry of the Booty with the fucking juice. Regardless, the enormous Turd produced Enough waft so a bear ejaculated incredibly. "Sorry, For mess thinking About bears." the moment said. Hey who wants the BIG diapers? wait the Tenochtitlan kid is rebelling Cut-up Oreos. The grandiose one desires plentiful memes which will exonerate the millions of rutabagas abroad. Life for all became the honest answer that Consumed the corpse inhabitor's effervescent semen. Alright guys, the haters derp, BUT we finna burp. The chirp GAH slurp.

The
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Bump While Reading

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- Fri, 04 Mar 2016 09:04:46 EST bq5scg8g No.68199
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What are you guys reading right now?

Brandon Sanderson just released the third and final book of his Reckoners trilogy, and it was fantastic. Where are all the Sanderson fans in here? It was this board that told me to read his shit, and now that I do, nobody ever will talk about them with me lol

Now starting Altered Carbon. Netflix is making a show based on it, and I like reading books that have adaptions impending so I can compare them later.
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Hamilton Murdfield - Wed, 04 Dec 2019 23:17:17 EST ZyRSN3L+ No.71184 Reply
>>68199
I just finished Crime and punishment and it may be one the best novels I've ever read. You get so into everyone's head. The intense anxiety and delirium of the main character is almost too much at times.

Going to read The Algebraist by Banks next.
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Matilda Burryman - Sat, 07 Dec 2019 07:42:31 EST YKVvVDXo No.71186 Reply
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I just got Max Blumenthal's new book The Management of Savagery. I really like his work. I've already read Goliath: Life and Loathing in Greater Israel, and The 51 Day War, both of which are very informative and engaging. Not really a fan of fiction, so I usually read history, science and politics.
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Wesley Bonderspear - Tue, 21 Jan 2020 08:39:59 EST reK9sGDz No.71284 Reply
Reading through the weird short story collection Mouthful Of Birds by Samanta Schweblin and just read the most unsettling Flash Fiction I've seen in a long while, y'all might like this one, takes 90 seconds to read tops, http://bookanista.com/butterflies/

RED PILL READING LIST

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- Sun, 15 Apr 2018 19:38:50 EST fb7Anl99 No.70019
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I'm making a redpill reading list, as a joke. It's basically laughably ridiculous pieces that would dupe the pseudo-intellectuals infesting the chans. A mix of fedora, right wing rants, totalitarianism, religious and new age charlatans, and so on. I'm asking for contributions and suggestions.

Here it is so far:
Dr. Jordan B. Peterson, PhD - 12 Rules for Life
Stefan Molyneux, M.A. - Universally Preferable Behavior
InfoWars
Breitbart
Milo Yiannopoulos - Dangerous
Charles Murray - The Bell Curve
Mike Cernovich - Maga Mindset
Jonah Goldberg - Liberal Fascism
Ann Coulter - In Trump We Trust
Scott Lamb - The Faith of Donald Trump
President Donald J. Trump, B.S. - The Art of the Deal
Patrick J. Buchanan - The Death of the West
William Luther Pierce - The Turner Diaries
Jean Respail - The Camp of the Saints
Roosh V - Bang
Michelle Malkin - In Defense of Internment
Bill O'Reilly - Those Who Trespass
Ludwig von Mises - Socialism
Murray Rothbard - the Case Against the Fed
Aleister Crowley - The Book of Lies
Robert Greene - The 48 Laws of Power
Richard Dawkins - The God Delusion
David Icke - Children of the Matrix
Debi Pearl and Michael Pearl - To Train Up a Child
Ashida Kim - Ninja Death Touch
Rhonda Byrne - The Secret
Steven Seagal - The Way of the Shadow Wolves
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Caroline Wackleham - Fri, 03 Jan 2020 12:53:05 EST I9s/hi69 No.71256 Reply
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Aw but this is fucking stupid

here are some classics you're missing. they aren't typical, but they are all misunderstood or misinterpreted.

Author - Title - Description


Sun Zi - The art of war - Failed general explains how and when to fight after never having won a battle

Niccolo Machiavelli - The Prince - Failed politician, son of a failed politician insults a monarch with references to fictional characters and insults his political enemies.

Fight club - Chunk Palnunchucks - Anarchy isn't capitalism you fuck. Read a book.

American Psycho - Bret 'gayboy' Eastern Elly - It is about excesses of wealth, fitting in and being gay. It is probably about AIDS. Already mentioned.

Atlas Shrugged - Ayn Rand - A strong man will fix everything wrong with a weak willed woman who doesn't fit in to society. Very funny.

Fountainhead - Ayn Rand - Helping poor people makes you weak and wastes your time. The poor and weak people are organizing to steal all your time and energy.


I really feel bad for Ayn Rand, worse having read her books.
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Nell Bunman - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 18:55:12 EST fYpBvG6Q No.71283 Reply
>>70850
You are doing nothing but airing your naivety for all to see. You don't have to be a bastion of intellect to not be dumb enough to jump on any fad you find. I entered /pol/ around 2017, and after legitimately considering the arguments of fascists and holocaust deniers, i am proud to say that the concept of a constitutional republic appeals to me the most, and that hitler killed a large number of jews, whether or not it was 6 million is barely a technicality that changes little if anything.
And why is it that i'm telling you this? Because the best counter-argument to your ideology is the one you will probably never think of. This applies to every single person with a political opinion. And your attempt at upholding a certain belief structure through rigorous moralfagging is intellectually neutered. If you're not strong enough to be able to consider the ideas of Mussolini and give equal gravity to your considerations of Marx with minimal prejudice and absolute self-discipline, you don't belong in politics. Because you will end up either blindly perpetuating what you think is correct or some fringe conspiracy theory about the jewish people telepathically controlling muslims to rape aryan women.

So, to summarize, once you realize you've been following a fad, look at yourself. Analyze your intellectual honesty. Find your way, and do not swing to the other side like a spineless coward. Say every statement with absolute confidence and absolute want to be proven wrong.

Writers thread

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- Wed, 17 Feb 2016 20:22:13 EST 2cqnyO9u No.68150
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How is your writing going /lit/? Anyone here working on something or have any work they want to share? Not poetry, we have the OC Poems thread for that.

I am 2 acts done with a 3 act novel. I have written short stories before, and this is my first long endeavor. I had always lacked confidence, but one day, I suddenly stumbled upon the perfect horror novel just sitting in my mind. Like, it is literally the greatest horror story if this generation. It will go down as The Wire of horror stories for it's brutal look at reality at the bottom of the barrel. But it will also be like Trailer Park Boys and have a cast of lovable losers, who are down and out, living where every day feels like the end of the world, and having that corner of the ghetto become the backdrop for what will be the end of the world for real, with the local stoners and crackheads the last line of defense before an ancient evil reclaims the planet it once ruled a millennia ago. It is not a horror comedy like John Dies At The End, it is straight horror with some comedic moments the way an action movie can have good comedy. I know it will be an insta-classic and probably get a film adaption. As a long time 420channer, I will find some way to get it to you all for free after I find a publisher, since I know this site thrives on piracy, even if I have to pay them for digital downloads for all 3-5 regulars here. Drugs and the apocalypse, it should be right up most of /lit/s alley.
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UnsitOnHat !6VGic0RGBI - Sun, 12 Jan 2020 17:55:24 EST NcupW4Dx No.71272 Reply
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>>71269
> "my deck doesn't work without my commander of my one piece of redundancy"
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Nathaniel Sunkinfack - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 15:37:03 EST 7CZ4zA5h No.71281 Reply
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Noticed a few good sounding books on writing:
"Writers Map: An Atlas of Imaginary Lands"
"Between the lines: the subtle elements of fiction writing"
"Daemon voices: on stories and story telling"
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Nell Bunman - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 18:39:26 EST fYpBvG6Q No.71282 Reply
I've written something down, not for any project or anything. Rate my prose, lads.

It's a catastrophe, a judgement day where god is in the molded figures, pulsating and unmoving, lying along the streets in lumps
of haze and dusty flesh. I have tried to talk to the ones that still walk, but while they
certainly are aware of what's happening in here, they seem to treat this as if it was an evolution of the planet, or
a revolution in nature itself, and they rejoice. They continue their routines as the air darkens and stiffens and eventually
lays it's weight of ash down on us, surely until we stop finding even grass and tree bark to sustain ourselves with.

Abdullah Ocalan

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- Fri, 27 Dec 2019 18:01:47 EST 6Apjy46B No.71237
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Anyone here reading Abdullah Ocalan? It's interesting to be able to read the theory behind the revolution taking place amidst the Syrian Civil War. It's all written in the prison of Imrali Island as well; he's like the Antonio Gramsci of our age.
http://ocalan-books.com/#/english
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Nathaniel Sunkinfack - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 15:30:46 EST 7CZ4zA5h No.71280 Reply
>>71237
Some good books come out of prison apparently.


Graphic Novels

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- Mon, 13 Jan 2020 13:07:01 EST 7CZ4zA5h No.71273
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Are they legit /lit/? I've been reading alot more graphic novels as of late, and they're alot quicker reads, but if good, equally as deep as literature can be. What you think? Are graphic novels a part of /lit/ or are they just comics?

While we're on this subject, genre is a good way to categorize books, but it also limits how dynamic a book can be with multiple genres and grappling with tons of ideas, but has to be labelled as one genre.
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Nicholas Mabblenadge - Mon, 13 Jan 2020 17:09:50 EST reK9sGDz No.71274 Reply
>>71273
They're just comics. The confusion sounds like your own fault for having some preconceived notion that comics are an inferior medium to literature. Every medium has it's good and bad sides. Novels have Twilight, comics have Deadpool. Nothing is 100% high-class.

King James Bible the one true Bible

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- Sun, 22 Dec 2019 04:52:00 EST CcX626uX No.71219
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I don't believe a fucking word of that garbage about how DMT allegedly helps you open up your mind because if Spiritualism is real then that means Heaven Exists and if Heaven Exists then why do I need to take a prescription to become closer to god that is what the bible is for

If you're a Christian Male who prays to the one true lord you've already hit peak spiritualism. Ask all those saved souls who spend every waking moment at Jesus Camp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LACyLTsH4ac they're the closest to god.
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Angus Pittwill - Thu, 09 Jan 2020 02:30:46 EST PPk2gm8E No.71266 Reply
>>71219
the bible was written by alcoholic nerds in the earlier parts of our history... its LITERATURE. myth and "law" god is only known in relation to the self .. its a treatise on the individual and is handy enough to fit in your lap. just be grateful we have a bit of our own history and culture to reflect on. dont get crucified over it like that try-hard Yeshua
420 blaze it bitch up and out
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On Tolkien

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- Tue, 07 Jan 2020 07:06:41 EST 7afg1Q3I No.71262
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>J. R. R. Tolkien was a fat and an enthusiastic pothead. His stories were created around the simple Freytag's pyramid (Tolkien barely knew the basics of exposition) and dialogue was composed of few clever jokes or songs that were thought up during his "blaze".

>LoTR would not enjoy any mainstream popularity had not there been a constant herd of competent writers around Tolkien, to repair the books into a publishable condition. J. R. R. was constantly shitfaced but his only way to deal with the matter was to twist the jokes about the addiction because he simply couldn't admit the problems with his lifestyle. After all, the only merit of this "greatest author on earth" is how many Elvish songs he could write about being high.
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William Wepperlotch - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 07:14:36 EST mOFJcjms No.71263 Reply
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>Tolkien in his death still working asshurt fantasy writers into a seething shoot because they couldn't come up with their "original" ideas first
How can one man be this based
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Basil Drapperlare - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 10:13:56 EST ylxQEmun No.71264 Reply
>a constant herd of competent writers around Tolkien
Without looking them up, name three. How many have you read?
C.S. Lewis doesn't count as he's a shitty writer.

I don't care for Tolkein's work I just don't think the other inklings were any better.

Wattpad Ranking System

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- Thu, 19 Dec 2019 17:02:32 EST ygw8Wc44 No.71211
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I've published some of my poems that I've written over the past few days since now I have a platform to publish it and have some form of copyright. But one of my biggest questions I have as I'm sure anyone who publishes anything to this site is how in the fuck does the ranking system work?

Does anyone here know?

Sorry if this isn't the board, but it seems like it was the closest place.
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John Givingpat - Wed, 25 Dec 2019 04:00:23 EST pnomgnT+ No.71233 Reply
>>71211
record it and post to spoken word on bandcamp
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Oliver Clonnernuck - Sun, 05 Jan 2020 22:00:14 EST ygw8Wc44 No.71261 Reply
>>71213
What if you were to just remove your story from Wattpad?

scooby

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- Wed, 25 Dec 2019 03:58:00 EST pnomgnT+ No.71231
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i happen to be a rather tall sort of jolly fellow(not a jolly african-american) 6'5 wouldn''t you know it anyway (who gives a fuck right) i picked up recently a copy of gargantua and pantagruel which seems, though quixote-esque, to be basically a french tristram shandy. crass humour (lets not mention the embarrassing issue of translation) and interesting archaicisms spanning 1000 pages. i'll be sure to let you know how it turns out.
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UnamusementPark !ikwaNLFmBo - Sat, 28 Dec 2019 14:44:42 EST NcupW4Dx No.71244 Reply
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>>3725236
>71231
@making a lot of assumptions aren't you?
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Books about the blood corporations have

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- Tue, 12 Nov 2019 10:51:28 EST The6eiI3 No.71114
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Anybody knows any good books about the dirty side of big corporations and or multinationals. Not some theory book critiquing capitalism but more like a book that has many stories.
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Hedda Giffingdedge - Wed, 11 Dec 2019 17:19:57 EST WWuInbHV No.71195 Reply
I recently read Moral Mazes (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moral_Mazes) where the author was embedded in a few corporations (a chemical conglomerate and a textile company, I believe). There are a lot of quotes from upper management spittin' some realpolitik. I'm not sure if it is exactly what you're requesting but I found it pretty interesting.
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Angus Wellerforth - Wed, 18 Dec 2019 04:43:31 EST iurrUect No.71205 Reply
>>71114
I will look into these books. I want to check out this topic. Knowledge is the best, there is no question at all. lol Wrongdoing matters. Understanding it matters. And if we can reduce it, that would be awesome. The world would be nothing but perfect. lol
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pisutilra - Sat, 28 Dec 2019 14:08:52 EST doafeZse No.71243 Reply
>>71114
they look for better things. things that have a reason belonging in a better place. getting one card dealt.

Can we get an OC poetry thread?

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- Thu, 10 Jan 2013 01:05:46 EST tmVYcUte No.59689
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Haven't seen one in a while, let's get some OC poetry! Just wrote this right now,

Three kings and a jack, traveling down the road.
The road is it, it calls them all, with only time as their foe.
The curtain like clouds, blind them all.
Nothing's certain, nothing's forever

On they must go, on the they must go.
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Edward Blillyshit - Mon, 23 Dec 2019 19:54:31 EST YKVvVDXo No.71226 Reply
>>59689
Spoot loofin'
Passed on pressing virginal method
Aloof top movement
Hack up chunk scruff delusion session
Speed up specks in nose top dripping
Dick jerk grab chicks breast jizz loving
I found my way out
And I found my way in
Chop off my hands
And I'll always win

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