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Write something one word at a time V.3

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- Tue, 20 Aug 2019 08:41:51 EST ylxQEmun No.70882
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1) one word per post, punctuation, whatever
2) no spunky meddlin'

>New paragraph

Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11, furiously wanking off to midgets shitting dildos (these ejaculated millions of liters), stupidly decided to ban the consumption of deez-el fuel worldwide.

Meanwhile, back up in yo ass with the resurrection foretold by Gandalf O'Reilly, "Radiation quickens unto itself." Now... masturbating stealthily without remorse, our slaves built OSHA. Soon refugees stumbled upon a mystic tome that foretold the the VAGINA EMPIRE was doomed to failure.

Nevertheless, the starship Buttenterprise completed stalliones Protocol 13-0157, ensuring penile supremacy. Elsewhere, milkshakes brought rage to Kirtaner. Spardot sniffed dank for cannabis farms, attempting suicide. Fortunately, since buttholes excrete salamanders, their exhumation efforts bore fetid sashimi balls unto Martians. Finally, war was beginning to end the conflict between lemmings and sgnimmel; raged minutes of time-dilated chrono-units.

Incredibly, a fart erupted, causing hemorrhoids which combust flammable vapors to thousands of degrees. Meanwhile, behind the liquor, biscuits battled two underage mudkips.

420chan.org enabled backdoor protocols guaranteed anal. Wrestling gimps imbibe triple-distilled corn, creating extreme problems for nincompoops. Fortunately soldiers committed regicide. Unfortunately, regicide is gay. Surprisingly, everyone dances in Denmark if morticians prepare timpano.

Interestingly, masturbating will never cure loneliness unless Kanye learns hibachi and humility. Flash AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this scary theme will haunt her forever.

"Bitch-destroyer" said Netjester.

Hark! Several seizures overtook him again! Finally away from officials, we strove to ascertain the Way. We fondle the testes through intensive sterilization, the Mormons found atheism by accepting the inherent magnitude of rectal bees. Not the bees! Yes! The bees! Beekeepers occasionally scoop Nips off unfortunate sight between the kerflap.

Karen, where the fuck did you hide my acid? I'm gonna explore the holy butthole. Termites are invading our glorious butthole remorselessly. Never have I witnessed such faggortry. "Not in my tenure..." the headmaster squirrel compiled the communist agenda.

The archaic dwarven enthusiasmos didn't realize the temporal sycophant principle. Nevertheless, the desire to restore Soviet practices doomed proletarians. No words withheld from the atmosphere, meanwhile the drip dropped big drizzles daily. To counteract drizzling, bored browsers breached into the monolith we created. The guilt from the orgasms shattered us. Calamities of conscience won't vet.

The look prevent the inevitable flurry of the Booty with the fucking juice. Regardless, the enormous Turd produced Enough waft so a bear ejaculated incredibly. "Sorry, For mess thinking About bears." the moment said. Hey who wants the BIG diapers? wait the Tenochtitlan kid is rebelling Cut-up Oreos. The grandiose one desires plentiful memes which will exonerate the millions of rutabagas abroad. Life for all became the honest answer that Consumed the corpse inhabitor's effervescent semen. Alright guys, the haters derp, BUT we finna burp. The chirp GAH slurp.

The
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Kafka

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- Fri, 07 Feb 2020 23:07:06 EST g9vnCsG0 No.71302
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Have you read Kafka and A Road Side Picnic yet?
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Sophie Febberforth - Tue, 22 Feb 2022 22:15:14 EST r3ukTIkC No.71791 Reply
>>71525
None of his writings made much sense or had any profound meaning until I got older and realized they were perfect metaphors for many of my life struggles
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Sophie Febberforth - Tue, 22 Feb 2022 22:16:15 EST r3ukTIkC No.71792 Reply
>>71791
and yeah they are difficult to read if not annoying. I don't think I've ever finished one haha.
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Isabella Shakeman - Thu, 12 May 2022 16:38:42 EST V6rY+M1+ No.71818 Reply
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I coincidentally found this on Facebook.

Parallel universes thread

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- Wed, 06 Apr 2022 18:04:43 EST PDPxfaHv No.71806
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In Doug Stanhope's second memoir, he says that Daniel Tosh's massive popularity was deliberately engineered by him and Mitch Hedberg at a comedy festival, where they chose a small time guy to target in meltdowns in front of big industry people since they were both aware of their own popularity, essentially the implication is that they made him really famous as a prank. What that makes me realize is that in the parallel universe where Hedberg didn't die, it was he who had the Comedy Central web commentary show, and in that universe Mitch made so many universally applicable one-liners in commentary of clips, that the show was more commonly quoted than Chappelle's.
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Hugh Lightshit - Fri, 15 Apr 2022 03:43:39 EST Z8jNd3nA No.71808 Reply
nobody quotes chappelle's show and tosh isn't remotely funny, even as a bear
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Nell Pittford - Fri, 15 Apr 2022 18:49:46 EST VR/8L9Vz No.71809 Reply
>>71808
Maybe not anymore but when it came out lots of people did and then it would have its spurts of being really popular again, mainly because of the pilot sketch. It's really surprising that the show got as huge as it did now that I've watched the Chris Rock Show this week and now know that a lot of the time Dave was trying his best to work off of those premises without seeming like he was ripping that show off outright. There is a lot of originality to Chappelle's Show but there's also a lot of derivative and half baked ideas and you can really tell with a few sketches that Dave wants to come up with something like the hidden cam comic posing as a drunk taxi driver from Chris's show

Bump While Reading

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- Fri, 04 Mar 2016 09:04:46 EST bq5scg8g No.68199
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What are you guys reading right now?

Brandon Sanderson just released the third and final book of his Reckoners trilogy, and it was fantastic. Where are all the Sanderson fans in here? It was this board that told me to read his shit, and now that I do, nobody ever will talk about them with me lol

Now starting Altered Carbon. Netflix is making a show based on it, and I like reading books that have adaptions impending so I can compare them later.
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Martha Blocklebene - Mon, 13 Dec 2021 21:13:25 EST UV8Bdy38 No.71763 Reply
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Reading some nonfiction like usual. Got it free from the library. Haven't trudged through the first two I have and I already want the whole set. I had a really good elementary book on prion disease, too but I had to return it or pay over $60. Here's a pic
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Charlotte Bellylad - Wed, 02 Mar 2022 16:51:26 EST RwpPwu7T No.71799 Reply
>>68199
finished A Rebours, now reading Marx's Capital (on page 130/1000), and Proust's second volume of In Search of Lost TIme (page: 220/600)

Writers thread

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- Wed, 17 Feb 2016 20:22:13 EST 2cqnyO9u No.68150
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How is your writing going /lit/? Anyone here working on something or have any work they want to share? Not poetry, we have the OC Poems thread for that.

I am 2 acts done with a 3 act novel. I have written short stories before, and this is my first long endeavor. I had always lacked confidence, but one day, I suddenly stumbled upon the perfect horror novel just sitting in my mind. Like, it is literally the greatest horror story if this generation. It will go down as The Wire of horror stories for it's brutal look at reality at the bottom of the barrel. But it will also be like Trailer Park Boys and have a cast of lovable losers, who are down and out, living where every day feels like the end of the world, and having that corner of the ghetto become the backdrop for what will be the end of the world for real, with the local stoners and crackheads the last line of defense before an ancient evil reclaims the planet it once ruled a millennia ago. It is not a horror comedy like John Dies At The End, it is straight horror with some comedic moments the way an action movie can have good comedy. I know it will be an insta-classic and probably get a film adaption. As a long time 420channer, I will find some way to get it to you all for free after I find a publisher, since I know this site thrives on piracy, even if I have to pay them for digital downloads for all 3-5 regulars here. Drugs and the apocalypse, it should be right up most of /lit/s alley.
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Tseth Rhogan - Sun, 29 Aug 2021 11:04:58 EST 0GAYekdm No.71721 Reply
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Check out this steaming pile of dialogue I produced!


“Hey, mommy-o, you feelin’ blue or you got a clue?”

“No, Joe; I’m a jazzy, snazzy disco dawg, and I’ve got an itch to get rich. You want me to get my punk on or my funk on?”

“Well, when you bounce with the big boys, you’re gonna be boogying down all around town. You the kind of glam clam that can slam that blam?”

“Hee-haw, sweetbaby-o. I’m ready to get movin’ so I can get groovin’.”

“You’re in the right place, howdy-boy-eah. When it ain’t show time it’s blow time, and either way it’s go time.”

“I guess I best get the glitter out of my shitter if I’m gonna be ready like Freddy. You good to go or you gotta blow some snow?”

“If you don’t know it, you can stow it! It’s time to remix our fix before we’re pickin’ up sticks. I’ve got the thirst to go in first.”

“Hey, watch it, soul child! When I ain’t bumpin’ bass I’m lumpin’ face, so stop actin’ hip if you can’t get a grip, or catch me on the flip side, ya hear?”

“I’m gellin’ like jell-o, jelly-baby! So crack this open and clown it down, Cowabunga-Charlie, and you won’t have a naggin’ for what you’re beggin’ for.”

“You’re right, that’s as smooth as my groove, and I’m ready to pop like candy corn!”

“That’s phresh! Now grab the daisy chains and let’s go, or we’ll miss the KC and the Sunshine Band concert.”



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WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I LISTEN

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- Mon, 14 Sep 2020 06:17:33 EST yuEb8QAt No.71549
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I thought people were just lying about this book being a massive piece of shit because they disagreed politically with Ayn Rand personally. Oh how fucking wrong I was, how the fuck can someone who wrote The Fountainhead which is way way way WAY better than this PIECE OF SHIT release something THIS BAD. One of the characters just literally went on a 50 page rant out of nowhere in the middle of conversation. Who the fuck would recommend this.
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Sophie Febberforth - Tue, 22 Feb 2022 22:24:51 EST r3ukTIkC No.71793 Reply
>>71783
It's nauseating and written from the perspective of a fake intellectual looking for ways to glorify greed.

It's only appealing to similar-thinking anarcho-capitlists who circlejerk over the book while they look down on homeless people and such as "unproductive".

I'd go to a nursing home if I wanted to hear a bunch of propaganda for worshipping the rich.

It's a shit book and the message is not even remotely profound. It's extreme individualist politics with an extremely shitty story built around it.

You're entitled to your opinion, just know that everyone thinks you're an idiot and can probably guess with 90% accuracy your views on just about any subject.
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Clara Wagglechat - Wed, 23 Feb 2022 09:07:35 EST UQGIBKqS No.71794 Reply
>>71783
We’re talking about Ayn Rand here fella lol. Feel free to like Objectivism, but don’t pretend like Rand was some philosophical luminary

Translated Poems

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- Tue, 22 Feb 2022 13:17:53 EST FIiK6Civ No.71784
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Days go by and nights go by
and summers end;
leaves turn yellow, leaves turn dry;
my eyes are dead.
My thoughts are asleep,
my heart doesn’t beat,
and all things sleep.
And I’m wondering:
Am I alive
or barely living
or just wandering?
If only I could laugh
or even cry.
Tell me, fate, where are you?
Have I none?
If you can’t spare a good one, Lord,
then how about a bad one?
Just don’t let me sleepwalk
and lose my heart
and roll through life
like a rotten log.
Let me live,
let my heart live,
let me love.
And if not—
to hell with the world!
It’s bad to be in chains
and die a slave.
But it’s worse to sleep
and sleep in freedom
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Taras Shevchenko - Tue, 22 Feb 2022 13:21:48 EST FIiK6Civ No.71787 Reply
>>71786

When I die,
let me rest, let me lie
amidst Ukraine’s broad steppes.
Let me see
the endless fields and steep slopes
I hold so dear.
Let me hear
the Dnipro’s great roar.
And when the blood
of Ukraine’s foes flows
into the blue waters of the sea,
that’s when I’ll forget
the fields and hills
and leave it all
and pray to God.
Until then, I know no God.
So bury me, rise up,
and break your chains.
Water your freedom
with the blood of oppressors.
And then remember me
with gentle whispers
and kind words
in the great family
of the newly free.
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Taras Shevchenko - Tue, 22 Feb 2022 13:45:14 EST FIiK6Civ No.71788 Reply
or if you prefer:


When I die, then make my grave
High on an ancient mound,
In my own beloved Ukraine,
In steppeland without bound:
Whence one may see wide-skirted wheatland,
Dnipro's steep-cliffed shore,
There whence one may hear the blustering
River wildly roar.
Till from Ukraine to the blue sea
It bears in fierce endeavour
The blood of foemen — then I'll leave
Wheatland and hills forever:
Leave all behind, soar up until
Before the throne of God
I'll make my prayer. For till that hour
I shall know naught of God.
Make my grave there — and arise,
Sundering your chains,
Bless your freedom with the blood
Of foemen's evil veins!
Then in that great family,
A family new and free,
Do not forget, with good intent
Speak quietly of me.
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Taras Shevchenko - Tue, 22 Feb 2022 13:46:51 EST FIiK6Civ No.71789 Reply
>>71784

or


When I am dead, bury me
In my beloved Ukraine,
My tomb upon a grave mound high
Amid the spreading plain,
So that the fields, the boundless steppes,
The Dnieper's plunging shore
My eyes could see, my ears could hear
The mighty river roar.
When from Ukraine the Dnieper bears
Into the deep blue sea
The blood of foes ... then will I leave
These hills and fertile fields—
I'll leave them all and fly away
To the abode of God,
And then I'll pray .... But until that day
I know nothing of God.
Oh bury me, then rise ye up
And break your heavy chains
And water with the tyrants' blood
The freedom you have gained.
And in the great new family,
The family of the free,
With softly spoken, kindly word
Remember also me.
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Literary Puns Thread

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- Mon, 01 Nov 2021 13:34:53 EST k1H/o87v No.71759
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Milton Bradley's "Pair of Dice Lost"



GO
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Wesley Drellywell - Fri, 18 Feb 2022 16:18:17 EST UrT7JK9z No.71781 Reply
>>71759
Critique of Pure Reason
-Immanuel Kant

(and he threw in a jolly african-american joke for the fuck of it)

It's smack talk.


Dougal Dixon -Man After Man
DD i am the deroyer

Saint Augustine -Confessions
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Wesley Drellywell - Fri, 18 Feb 2022 16:22:52 EST UrT7JK9z No.71782 Reply
>>71781
Sven Sisters of Sleep
sss...

To Serve Man
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Any fiction for doomers?

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- Wed, 17 Mar 2021 09:57:53 EST AmyQzksr No.71669
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Jenny Bleddlebanks - Tue, 08 Feb 2022 09:45:36 EST UQGIBKqS No.71777 Reply
>>71773
Picked up The People Look Like Flowers At Last on your recommendation and have been enjoying it a lot. Thanks, Matilda!
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Oliver Bimmersog - Thu, 17 Feb 2022 18:10:01 EST UrT7JK9z No.71780 Reply
>>71669
120 sodom - theres a certain dignity in taking control of when and how you end your life
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High Times Archive

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- Mon, 11 May 2020 10:09:24 EST 0uJsjZ2U No.71411
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I noticed that High Times Magazine are offering free access (sign up required) to their 50+ year back catalogue. Printing is permitted though limited to 20 pages at a time - I was going to make digital backups of the copies I own physically but for the likes of me and one person alone this was proving very time consuming. Is there anyone here or a collective that would be willing to take on such as task of a complete haul? There are downloads available for collections of Playboy but I've never seen one for High Times

love for xenogenesis

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- Wed, 30 Sep 2020 10:04:48 EST kuG2cWXH No.71568
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octavia butler doesn't get enough love these days, probably because her brand of sci fi isn't ''ooh spooky ai power brains, how will we puny hoomans survive''

her later books can really take you places and fuxk with ur ideas about biology, evolution, gender, sexuality, to such a fundamental without relying on digital tech

she goes places in terms of individual and communal emotional psychology that liu cixin or zachary mason couldn't consider in their wildest dreams

lovecraft, if he had actually lived out his later renunciation of his terrible politics, would have seen her as engaging with 'the other' the same way he did, only that she wasn't petrified by it but was creative and inspired enough to really go all in and engage with it
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Betsy Chillyket - Fri, 03 Sep 2021 14:07:11 EST iri/kSDG No.71722 Reply
>>71715
That's stupid. God is God and change is change. And Truth is Truth.
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Polly Carryduck - Wed, 08 Sep 2021 01:18:03 EST 9U7UKhnY No.71725 Reply
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I enjoy her works, but I don't leave with a sense of profoundness, though in a way her being able to communicate ideas subtly through the story is also a strength. I'm approach her work already accepting the idea and possibility of an inbetween gender which involves a profound sensual experience of procreation of a new species of being, sort-of.

Also "Dhalgren" by Samuel R Delany, but don't expect the above, its good in its own way.
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Jenny Buzzfoot - Thu, 23 Sep 2021 23:30:57 EST 4ggUfFHL No.71730 Reply
Xenogenesis is incredible. Even just the concept of the narrative is so unique and somehow an ever present threat that could occur. The aliens actually have a true need to traverse the vast expanse of space. The fact that her protagonists show their strength through compromise and survive not through overpowering their enemies. It’s humbling and empowering at the same time.

A NOCTULIAN CRAVES DISCIPLINE!

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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Matilda Fanshaw - Wed, 28 Oct 2020 01:48:39 EST qRRPQuFs No.71586 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE
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Sophie Sucklestutch - Sun, 04 Jul 2021 21:12:36 EST lh82sqUl No.71701 Reply
Is there more of this? I'm interested in learning more of these mysterious Hindu-inspired Jem Hadar world

My first book

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- Mon, 15 Mar 2021 19:33:47 EST FNGRW6RG No.71667
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I wrote a book, I want a million sales, tired of working, I urgently need to buy a house in Spain but I have only $200 on my bank account.
How many people see this? 1000? Maybe one or two buy it... fuck, it's impossible!

I advertise:
https://www.amazon.com/Mes-Croquis-Don-Dude-ebook/dp/B08XFV9KPX/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=don+dude+mes+croquis&qid=1615848252&sr=8-1

Help me w/ it! Just $5
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Phoebe Summerhall - Fri, 09 Jul 2021 20:09:46 EST UQGIBKqS No.71703 Reply
>>71667
Is there a reason you wrote in English despite it not being your first language? nb
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Albert Murdham - Wed, 25 Aug 2021 11:28:39 EST fitUetjo No.71720 Reply
"Do you like to swell? Yes, so that to the end? For two days?"

"Chapter 1: Introduction"

recommendation thread

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- Mon, 15 Feb 2021 18:08:58 EST hZ5JGyXF No.71644
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thread for people looking for recommendations. Looking for some good books on the US labor movements, Black Panthers and Weather Underground.
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Edward Goodman - Sun, 07 Mar 2021 21:37:25 EST wngiPHpi No.71662 Reply
I don't know anything specifically about labor movements, but Howard Zinn's A People's History of the United States has a lot of info about them, including labor strikes and government attempts to squash them by force and other means.

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