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Banned books thread I guess

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- Mon, 05 Oct 2020 23:35:13 EST 5leMA+wb No.71572
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I recently read The Anarchist Cookbook and I want to know how real these instructions are. I'm kinda of skeptical since seeing the bananadine section.
Any other banned books recommendations?
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Hedda Gacklenitch - Mon, 08 Feb 2021 19:10:01 EST Us4cTvlF No.71638 Reply
it was never good except if you wanted to lose fingers. it was literally written by an angry teenager who looked up stuff at a local library without checking if stuff really works. that's also why it tells you to smoke bananas.
Archie Nivingsig - Tue, 16 Feb 2021 17:22:24 EST OzOsKxIO No.71648 Reply
The Protocols Of The Learned Elders of Zion, book is so banned if you post a thread about it on /pol/ it will be scrubbed in minutes or hours. Try it if you dont believe me. Interested to see if this place is as paranoid about even the mention of this text as every other site.
Lillian Murdcocke - Mon, 01 Mar 2021 19:00:51 EST qcBwfPNn No.71660 Reply
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Please do NOT try anything in the Anarchist Cookbook! It's full of baloney, some of which can get you killed. The highs in it aren't worth it. There are better guides available for everything you could possibly want to do. I love me some banned books. There are so many books that have been banned by various school districts in the land of fReE sPeEcH. I know you aren't looking for me to recommend 1984 and Brave New World, so I'll point you in the right direction. Just google "action library armchair commando" and click the first link. Tons of good stuff. Otherwise, look for stuff published by Paladin Press, Loompanics, or Delta Press.

That one is so often banned because it is presented as "evidence" for the conspiracy that dA jOoZ run the world. Fuck that fascist trash. It's baloney

your heart novels

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- Fri, 26 Feb 2021 14:18:34 EST xeNl5uRu No.71657
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i like reading poems, cartoons and scientific books. however novels get me irritated, most protagonist i dont like or writers dynamic doesnt match mine. which novels you thought its so fitting for both your liking for characters as well as the reading?

Books for curses

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- Fri, 28 Aug 2020 23:36:22 EST kj8tnp+c No.71528
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So I'm looking for a book which has spells for curses, I got the 3 magical books of Solomon but all the spells require stuff I don't have access to, like the blood from sacrificed animals, candles made from the fat of a man, bat's etc, I also got the Buckland book of witchcraft but it's all wiccan crap, like I need some evil black magic book, does anyone know of any good books you can recommend that like at most only require like herbs or candals and a spell to recite..
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Cornelius Cashbed - Sat, 23 Jan 2021 10:36:12 EST pWsuYE8P No.71628 Reply
  • you´re probably better off asking in /spooky/
  • curses are for bib babys
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Archie Nivingsig - Tue, 16 Feb 2021 17:09:12 EST OzOsKxIO No.71646 Reply
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oh my Child, seems youve conflated Alchemy and Magic with your pic
Archie Nivingsig - Tue, 16 Feb 2021 17:28:07 EST OzOsKxIO No.71651 Reply
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Oh and make sure to read The Testament of Solomon and The Torah to find out how Solomon ended up after a life time of practicing ritual magic. To put it simply things he commanded his entire life ended up commanding him in the end. His story is a good warning for the rest of us, dont forget he is commonly considered the wisest man who ever lived and even so he was still ultimately enslaved and dammed.

The Autonomous Administration of North and East Syria

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- Sun, 29 Nov 2020 11:40:21 EST y5aIQLMy No.71604
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So there's a new book with more up to date information about the revolution and civil war in Syria. It looks like it has contributions from some fairly respected authors:

>The various authors for this volume have been intensively involved with the region in recent years. However, the authors do not only focus on the situation on the ground, but also on the international context of the autonomous administration. The conflict in Syria is no longer just a civil war, but a transnational conflict with important roles played not only by actors such as Russia or the USA, but also Turkey or Iran.

>Given the transnationality of the conflict and the role of the hegemonic powers, these authors share thoughtful analyses from very different perspectives. It is important to share these diverse views with the world so that the tragic conflict might become more comprehensible. This does not mean, however, that I necessarily advocate each particular position taken by the varied contributors to this book. The intent is to offer you multiple perspectives and certainly not a common narrative.
Nigel Pankinmug - Wed, 27 Jan 2021 10:56:55 EST bzsECn+d No.71629 Reply
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Sounds very interesting. I love reading about history and politics, particularly proxy conflicts, so I'll most likely pick this up. Thanks for sharing!
Archie Penderfuck - Sun, 14 Feb 2021 17:55:53 EST YLUw88mf No.71643 Reply
The Democratic Federation of Northern Syria is doomed. Either:

A) The Assad/Russia coalition will bomb it into oblivion.
B) Turkey will invade and use it as leverage against Assad.
C) The U.S. will turn it into a puppet state.

Harry Potter Fanfiction

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- Thu, 31 Dec 2020 13:37:33 EST JDyzAErq No.71613
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The Mind Arts by Wu Gang
What is more terrifying? A wizard who can kick down your door or a wizard who can look at you and know your every thought? Harry's journey into the mind arts begins with a bout of accidental magic and he practices it and hungers for the feelings it brings. [Major Canon Divergences beginning Third Year.]

I like AU/Divergent fanfics that aren't modified canon retellings. The Magic system was always ambiguous enough that well written fics will expand on it.
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- Mon, 27 Apr 2020 22:10:47 EST XOOJ0wyk No.71382
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I published my first novel. It's $0.99 on Kindle if anyone wants to check it out!
Wizardrous is the humorous tale of an incompetent, insane wizard dragging his unfortunate apprentice along on what turns out to be a quest that will determine the fate of their kingdom. It takes place in a land called Koric, AKA the kingdom formerly known as Camelot. If you like drunken heists, accidental time travel, epic fantasy battles, and twisted adult humor, then you'll probably love Wizardrous!
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Harron Voldedore (The Wizard) - Fri, 11 Dec 2020 19:39:32 EST XOOJ0wyk No.71608 Reply
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Thanks nonetheless! That's a big problem with the book though, that people who read a lot are not typically into comedy novels, especially ones heavy on drugs and profanity. It's meant for stoners, and not many stoners are very prolific readers. Not that I'm judging, of course, I've been meaning to read it since I finished writing it, lol.
Frederick Trothood - Tue, 22 Dec 2020 12:11:02 EST UktLpI/d No.71610 Reply
I’m gonna buy it, I think it sounds neat. :)
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Thanks stranger, enjoy!

By the way, if it's not too much to ask, if you notice any errors or inconsistencies while reading, could you please let me know? I'm pretty sure I got them all, but seeing as it's my first book, I can't be too careful.

A Sonnet for a Beatdown Broadway

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- Fri, 04 Dec 2020 00:26:55 EST PgOVnJwx No.71606
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Looking at you
I always grin
But when you can't see
My shining teeth
I always win

Come on tough gal
I'm your star
Come with me
So very far

From sea to shore
From sky to moon
The star is high
And it is noon

In the end
We had them all
But not Dick Cheney
A monster's ball

Sonnet for a Wino

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- Sat, 21 Nov 2020 23:06:14 EST PgOVnJwx No.71599
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Bop and bop and bop and bill
I respect you but you won't will

Why are you so feek and fumble
When you look I smile you mumble
But I see the game is through
I am up and you are too

When we come together thrumble
Teek and taut and swing and rumble
Up and down the game is cast
My die's first your dice last

Together we are leger'main
Hats and wands and chains and canes

The Graceful Eyes of the Tiger:

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- Sat, 24 Oct 2020 19:55:37 EST PgOVnJwx No.71578
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"Score's up," Dmitri said, in the fire tent command, the name the old stools gave for the patrol basis grid on the island's security center. They were in charge of preventing incidents, 'fires', any breakdown of the base-grid's circuitry from unusual shifts in data-hedges of pattern.

Island City One, above Costa Pacifica Non, a rice-kelp farming planet somewhere outside hex-delta, was the capital control unit, where all the commerce strains of farming data fed through. The rest of the planet, was industrial agrotarian, but this place, was a resort capital, for pornography, numbers rackets, and abrogated control of industry by executives.

Inspector Max, the Cartel Chief, had been after the Sindi family for a day, after it came up they were running a black market business in porn numbers to undersea workers. Cracked hulls, corporate was afraid of, get them on anything. Turned out, Max found out, Riji Nar Sindi, the eldest daughter, was a big girl. Just a matter of the right lure.

After dropping her an illegal porn net subscription, she found the proferred work, a pirated juvenile access to a subpar show on a big housemother, from Juris Ten, a homemaker's planet of retired nuns and orphans in marital harmony. A movie maker's planet, for modern morals. Riji had remembered watching it, when it was allowed, for her age bracket, but not her financial class, the first tail scoop he had on her. Illegal access fetter, easy mark.

"Fat eater," Max had muttered, when he dropped the suggestion, into the undernet.

Now, Inspector Max and Dmitri, his sidekick assistant, the pistol man, were walking through the streets of the hovering city, the dawny and dark skies overhead. He wanted to check with his contact, on the location of the girl. Full scan-downs were strictly prohibited, except in times of war with Riga-Tel, an alien nexus civilization nearby, of insect carnivids, in which case, the entire island was evacuated and the sewage mains ducted out into a full dump of biochemicals into the ocean, to stratify the kelp crop into a miner's ore of fungus weavels to eat for the sea miners.

But until that day happened, what the island dwellers called, 'The Big Chump', this was Inpsector Max's beat.

"Obtrusive," Maxie muttered, to Dmitri, as Dmitri showed him a picture of Riji, a buxom woman with heathered hair, somewhat frazzled.

Inspector Max, sat at the computer screen, in the partychat, at the holo-vid bar. It was an old concept, a porn theater, but this one, was new to him, because the girls, were skinny, and they wore shiny coat suits, with glasses and sparkly hair. Skinny, thin, black hair, wet hair, all the types of women an old suit-wrench could ever want. Adjusting in his pants, with that burlap jog-jumper on, he cued up the feed, hunting his target.

His old friend, MissLeather, that knew every crime gal on Island City One, flashed up.

"Well, Maxie, how's the hang hatch." She winked, as the credits on his loaded chip disk began to hatch on, on the private chat. She spread her legs, a bevel grind coming out of the 'boot', the old purple dildo joystick on her chair, before her. "I assume you want another latte?"

Max grinned a toothy grin, his arched, pulpous nose wrinkling as he pushed up his old cave prospector's hat. "No, sorry, Leather. I want information. There's been a stock run, on an old tape, the girls at the beauty character dash have been looking at. One of these girls, got a crime tie. Where's she at?"

MissLeather frowned, and leaned to the side, typing at her register. There were chimes and chatters, everyone loved Inspector Max, the fire patrol media officer on the island, he was so non-threatening, but in a way, he could slug anyone they wanted. A tap, went through the data, and a giggle, from a little girl come out, the sprixie gnome types that loved snitching on big women.

"I got it, Maxie!" came a little whine. "She's heading to the hangar flight deck, looks like you picked it up too soon. Five quadrants over, give Demmy my love."

Dmitri shrugged and looked away, as Max pulled his credit disc out and shoveled it into his black plastic front pouch. He haltered off the seat, and slapped Dmitri on the back, both of them walking out.
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William Shakestone - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 17:54:41 EST ylxQEmun No.71580 Reply
You gotta work on reducing your exposition and maybe do less flitting around in time for your narration. Try to keep the text chronologically in one place for at least a page at a time.
Graham Fugglespear - Sat, 07 Nov 2020 02:57:15 EST PgOVnJwx No.71595 Reply
I wrote some stuff down in a section of notes meant for writing technique, thanks for the input on the Buddha and the Woody pieces. What I have is a method of rhetorical writing to use proper wit and chronological reference alongside rhetoric.

Directly quoting from notes:

"Placement of hook at bottom of chronological event whenever complete, to beginning of wit of figure central to timeframe. Hook is placed in various modes of pathos, component, from logic, to demonstrate ethic, shape of form inherent of substance, to make judgement of event apparent to reader."

This way, I hope to convey thought to the reader, in such a way, that I can hide my opinion as apparent of fact when read, however it will persuade properly.

bookshelf thread

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- Fri, 10 Apr 2020 21:09:15 EST jtS4UJad No.71364
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I'll show you mine if you show me yours
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Archie Clessledale - Fri, 30 Oct 2020 15:53:34 EST /Yy2evWs No.71587 Reply
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Beatrice Chorringlock - Fri, 06 Nov 2020 19:44:05 EST jRm7uUk0 No.71594 Reply
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not my whole library but some of my personal favorites....

Three Cents and a Button Cupcake

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- Fri, 02 Oct 2020 02:37:19 EST PgOVnJwx No.71570
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It was a harsh day waking up, for jobless Donald Crasty. He wanted to make it as a writer, but all he could write was his tongue down a bottle of whiskey, like he was making love to a woman. Whiskey had all the burning pain of masturbation when you were fucked up on pornography, but it made you feel sick, so there was a purpose to things.

In this, he exulted.

Donald Crasty, placing on his shirt and a pair of underwear, having slept nude due to his fixation on pornographic sex online, shuffled heavily to his computer. It was something like five, six PM, not a bad hour to wake up, on disability for years now, trying to get a job doing something easy. Meaning, he could afford a woman, without working as physical labor, and busting out his back any worse than the acid had already done it.

The nefarious forces of children's media, and these communist days we call Delaware congeniality, had already sighted young Donald, knowing that he had a pair of sharp hands, and that meant, he didn't have a smooth skull.

"Wow, I didn't know you could play with a butt, other than putting something in it," they said at the local Riddle Spot, a term for a gesture corner on the modern internet in these latent days of summer's end of mankind. Soon, it would be winter, time for another genocide, but in the meantime, the humans were masturbating, as they always would be. Within a century, gay would come back, and masturbation would stop, but until then, people were celebrating being single.

Cowboy Katana, Donald's handle, registered an entry to the server, and caught the tail end of the chat. The girl that said it, was on many aliases, a woman named Doris Cakes to his memory. He was always intrigued at how she wrote, like the other booty queens, but she never mentioned it. There was something about that reference to butt, she always made, not a pair of full, thick cheeks, but a rifle butt, jamming into his skull, making him jack off so hard that he wanted to be a prisoner of war in some foreign camp, held in a cell and interrogated for whatever pornography fantasy could be sold to teenage males back home.

He just needed a job, and little did he know, he had the right attitude.

It was a hot tamale tonight.

VJ had been around the block, and by that, he meant, he had been with women, real women, but he was looking for something, and that something, wasn't looking for him. It was looking right at him. He needed to find whatever kid, those space lizards, were after, and save him, before the big man with the master plan, had another jock-boy strapped in to an electric chair. He had been in a strapdown in the big house, a major confinement facility, with all those crimes of mankind holding him down, like he was some kind of shaking patient in a death's head asylum. He didn't like it, and neither did his fawning little alias, of himself, Ricey Devil Girl, a hot pawty girl with a frog hoodie, that he knew could save the man he was after.

Old Nickel was watching, with his friends at the state police, trying to figure out if Donald Crasty was gay, but little did they realize it, nobody was gay, but them. People were scoring, and that meant, they were shooting hoops. Not fences.

Slim Jim Chewing Gum had seen all this, and tapped a button, with a clenched cigar in his lips, pack of Marlboro Reds in his golf hat, taped in place by electric masking fiber, a rare type of circuit tape used on prisoners of war in the country of Ecuador where he needed a few good baldies. In a moment, VJ was whisked into his office. Donald Crasty, was his.

The state police leaned forward, seeing the man that ran the server, pull in the wrong man, not the sick fuck humping a woman with his face deep in her ass, some French custom that the Irish police of the area found revolting. It was the server administrator, about to fuck a real woman, a hot devil girl prostitute on the street. They all grinned, back and forth, sipping their coffee slowly, so slowly, having watched that word trail across their screens so many time in description of standing and sitting, that they needed extra coffee.

Hot coffee.

Old Nickel stared with empty eyes, the man that was the cop in this town, the real one, knowing all the secrets, his mouth tight and his eyes slack. He knew what was happening. His father gave him a hat, and this hat, controlled the destinies of others, not his own. That's what his 9/10 rank on the state police detective's examination was for, and they had him monitoring this sick server, namely Donald Crasty, the perp they had spotted from being gay, but not hooking up with Old Nickel. Old Nickel wasn't gay, he didn't think, but they had him down a point, on that detective's examination. He needed to learn.

VJ didn't know what to make of that room, that was watching a sex party, a sick one, with Doris Cakes slamming ass cheeks into Cowboy Katana in writing, with such horrifying force of gesturing, the Riddle Spot's name for a three dimensional shape displayed on holographic view screen by demonstration of internet camera on a stuffed animal doll, across to a heads up display on the other individual. Donald Crasty, was flabbergasted at the size of that huge, brown, round, white, oh so nice ass, shaking his head around as he blabbered and stumbled, trying to type out pleas to stop, his arms shaking into his shoulders and his back craning forward, shoving him into his screen, the glowing flashing lights all around him as Doris Cakes giggled and laughed, talking about making two kinds of butts.
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William Shakestone - Tue, 27 Oct 2020 17:51:36 EST ylxQEmun No.71579 Reply
Not going to read the whole thing because it seems like mostly lazy bullshit you don't expect anyone to take seriously but imo it's obvious there's some actual talent under that trying-too-hard-to-be-funny.

A Red Sonnet for Mars But a Black Moon Over Me

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- Wed, 16 Sep 2020 21:51:13 EST PgOVnJwx No.71555
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When I paint my nails I paint yours too
Black and red and white and blue
A country for us under the stars
But above we have hard armored cars and heads full of scars

I hate the crimes they put us through
Save the poor and make it through

Long and such and sallow ho
We shall row and row and row
Up and down a dike lay fallow
Merry tipper pip and candle
William Fongerburk - Fri, 02 Oct 2020 06:11:52 EST PgOVnJwx No.71571 Reply
Ovarian cancer is a sensitive topic, but a new addition to your life and home is a charming way to handle this change in circumstance.

Anarco Commie Poetry Slam

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- Wed, 08 Jul 2020 14:53:24 EST Bg9riFHA No.71460
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This board has been annexed by communists.

Carry on producing glorious content.

Remember: nothing you make belongs to you.

As in art, so in politics.

Be free, and know that it will cost you dearly.
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Jack Siddlespear - Tue, 04 Aug 2020 16:20:35 EST 0jgHCyVM No.71498 Reply
Started readin' 'bout republics built around bananas
Bought myself a commie flag and black & red bandanas
Yessir I'm no bourgeoisie, I'm just another prole
And it's hard to buy bananas when you're drawin' off the dole
Jack Goodwater - Fri, 18 Sep 2020 04:24:19 EST PgOVnJwx No.71556 Reply
The key is to submit everything as a structure (look up Formalist literary analysis and practice with some light work) centered around an anti-Semitic, classic work, to play out The Producers. Not to publish, just to let them steal.

Anyone want to bookclub in the next couple weeks?

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- Sat, 29 Aug 2020 02:03:44 EST C7E5ATJS No.71529
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subject, looking for a casual book club, just to discuss our thoughts every couple chapters
These are the books I currently have in my immediate possession that I intend to eventually read:
The Color of Magic
American Gods
Brave New World
One Flew Over the stallionoos Nest
Snow Crash
Less Than Zero
The Casual Vacancy
The Lord of the Rings
The Yellow Birbs
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Artemis (Andy Weir)
Invisible Monsters
Shutter Island
The Notebook
A Wrinkle in Time (whole Time Quartet, really)
The Idiot
Zero History
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Martha Foggleville - Wed, 09 Sep 2020 19:47:42 EST 3IOL4kKY No.71546 Reply
whats wrong with my post? I know the books are basic tier, but its what I have. and I thought it would be clear the image is facetious
Angus Ballydale - Tue, 15 Sep 2020 21:12:28 EST zwSJ9gwt No.71553 Reply
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I'm not judging you. If you do, you could post about it in bump while reading.

If people want to try to get a slow-going book reading group going again, I'm down.

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