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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

Write something one word at a time V.2

Reply
- Wed, 10 Jan 2018 04:59:35 EST kB9vcdQ8 No.69747
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Since our last thread was so RUDELY interrupted, I hearby start a new thread in the same vein.

1) one word per post, punctuation, whatever
2) no spunky meddlin'

I shall begin:

Orbital
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Lydia Siddlebeg - Wed, 10 Jan 2018 18:34:33 EST 4ZAy8Pkj No.69749 Reply
>>69748

bombardment

(i was guy who was nuked lol let's cross our fingers this time. hopefully we can top the dwarven wizards)
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John Poddlehall - Tue, 16 Jan 2018 11:12:06 EST h8bvoYBa No.69758 Reply
contributing

ladi dadi dah, only adding lines here because i keep failing anti-human spam for only making a one word post
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Martha Pepperville - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 17:14:23 EST 4ZAy8Pkj No.69767 Reply
Starship

need more words for the nonhuman spam thing
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Edwin Blytheway - Fri, 26 Jan 2018 09:21:16 EST 4ZAy8Pkj No.69813 Reply
Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End.

Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before
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Edward Snodshaw - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 17:43:17 EST /mzl903f No.69829 Reply
Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11,
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Isabella Gocklenudging - Tue, 30 Jan 2018 18:59:41 EST 4ZAy8Pkj No.69840 Reply
, ejaculated
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Hamilton Ferringgold - Tue, 30 Jan 2018 19:00:26 EST 4ZAy8Pkj No.69841 Reply
>>69840

god damnit you were seconds faster than me.

>midgets shitting dildos (these were
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George Chunnerstock - Fri, 02 Feb 2018 00:59:05 EST gBHETakN No.69847 Reply
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>>69841
>midgets shitting dildos (these were millions kittens
K this doesn't make any fucking sense, vote to remove millions and kittens
>(these were huge).
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Hamilton Geddlegold - Fri, 02 Feb 2018 06:29:56 EST 2r2x3AMv No.69848 Reply
>>69847
Spunky is adding nonsensical words to try derailing this thread, I support striking down words posted solely for derailment. imo i can't even think of words to add, I'll wait until you guys save this story before contributing more. dwarven wizards were cooler. fuck mods.
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Wesley Mackledan - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 23:16:12 EST pzzBCzyM No.69853 Reply
Kittens removed, here is the story so far:


Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11, furiously wanking off to midgets shitting dildos (these ejaculated millions
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Nicholas Buzzson - Fri, 16 Feb 2018 10:50:00 EST ylxQEmun No.69880 Reply
Can we not make this about Spunky? He ruined the last one, now you're ruining this one by making it all about him.
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Archie Chizzlenark - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 14:55:45 EST LTzt5BVQ No.69886 Reply
>>69879

worldwide.


>>69880

no problem you whiny snowflake lets just start all over because you are peeved. fuck off
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Hamilton Goffingfuck - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 06:46:48 EST ylxQEmun No.69887 Reply
>>69886
Very vociferous - victorious - hotter than a crematorium - I'll kill all of you, kill you - mother-fuck you - drop dead faggit it's the dragon.
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Cyril Grandman - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 16:17:27 EST LTzt5BVQ No.69894 Reply
Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11, furiously wanking off to midgets shitting dildos (these ejaculated millions of liters), stupidly decided to ban the consumption of deezel fuel worldwide.

Meanwhile, back
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George Buvingstock - Wed, 07 Mar 2018 03:55:49 EST suUaz64z No.69933 Reply
>>69932
>unto
This doesn't make any sense, move to strike
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Ebenezer Nevingcocke - Wed, 07 Mar 2018 21:13:58 EST c8iZLkfm No.69934 Reply
>>69933

it makes perfect sense. read a book nigga.
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Samuel Turveyhood - Thu, 08 Mar 2018 23:14:43 EST c8iZLkfm No.69940 Reply
>>69938

Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11, furiously wanking off to midgets shitting dildos (these ejaculated millions of liters), stupidly decided to ban the consumption of deez-el fuel worldwide.

Meanwhile, back up in yo ass with the resurrection foretold by Gandalf O'Reilly, "Radiation quickens unto itself." Now...
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Cedric Passlelure - Tue, 27 Mar 2018 00:48:15 EST rXW/delc No.69970 Reply
Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11, furiously wanking off to midgets shitting dildos (these ejaculated millions of liters), stupidly decided to ban the consumption of deez-el fuel worldwide.

Meanwhile, back up in yo ass with the resurrection foretold by Gandalf O'Reilly, "Radiation quickens unto itself." Now masturbating stealthily without remorse, our slaves built OSHA. Soon
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Graham Wundleshaw - Sun, 08 Apr 2018 06:18:01 EST rXW/delc No.70002 Reply
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Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11, furiously wanking off to midgets shitting dildos (these ejaculated millions of liters), stupidly decided to ban the consumption of deez-el fuel worldwide.

Meanwhile, back up in yo ass with the resurrection foretold by Gandalf O'Reilly, "Radiation quickens unto itself." Now masturbating stealthily without remorse, our slaves built OSHA. Soon refugees stumbled upon a mystic tome that foretold the VAGINA EMPIRE was doomed
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Nell Cucklefut - Thu, 12 Apr 2018 17:12:00 EST AmJl8GqW No.70013 Reply
>>70002

...the VAGINA EMPIRE was doomed to failure.

Nevertheless, the starship Buttenterprise completed
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Charlotte Devingford - Sat, 28 Apr 2018 23:18:21 EST oEOx2hC6 No.70049 Reply
>>70048

"Spardot sniffed dank for cannabis years" nonsensical, voting to strike "years" and instead add:

farms
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Priscilla Blatherworth - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 21:55:17 EST 0jgHCyVM No.70052 Reply
>>70049
Better off striking "dank" and letting it go from there. F'rinstance, "spardot sniffled for cannabis years after (blank) etc
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Doris Blondleduck - Tue, 01 May 2018 18:20:38 EST oEOx2hC6 No.70055 Reply
>>70052

Nope. We got "Spardot sniffed dank for cannabis farms"
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Barnaby Socklewine - Sat, 05 May 2018 01:09:49 EST sscV/3a6 No.70060 Reply
Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11, furiously wanking off to midgets shitting dildos (these ejaculated millions of liters), stupidly decided to ban the consumption of deez-el fuel worldwide.

Meanwhile, back up in yo ass with the resurrection foretold by Gandalf O'Reilly, "Radiation quickens unto itself." Now masturbating stealthily without remorse, our slaves built OSHA. Soon refugees stumbled upon a mystic tome that foretold the the VAGINA EMPIRE was doomed to failure.

Nevertheless, the starship Buttenterprise completed Cupcakes Protocol 13-0157, ensuring penile supremacy. Elsewhere, milkshakes brought rage to Kirtaner. Spardot sniffed dank for cannabis farms, attempting
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Phoebe Blickleway - Wed, 30 May 2018 06:17:33 EST rXW/delc No.70119 Reply
*proposition to change exhume to exhumation*
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Graham Coddleham - Mon, 04 Jun 2018 17:19:10 EST rXW/delc No.70129 Reply
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exhumation efforts
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Eugene Blatherfield - Fri, 22 Jun 2018 13:54:03 EST Y/0CgIiO No.70170 Reply
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Martians.
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John Doshdale - Tue, 26 Jun 2018 09:20:47 EST 0jgHCyVM No.70181 Reply
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Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11, furiously wanking off to midgets shitting dildos (these ejaculated millions of liters), stupidly decided to ban the consumption of deez-el fuel worldwide.

Meanwhile, back up in yo ass with the resurrection foretold by Gandalf O'Reilly, "Radiation quickens unto itself." Now masturbating stealthily without remorse, our slaves built OSHA. Soon refugees stumbled upon a mystic tome that foretold the the VAGINA EMPIRE was doomed to failure.

Nevertheless, the starship Buttenterprise completed Cupcakes Protocol 13-0157, ensuring penile supremacy. Elsewhere, milkshakes brought rage to Kirtaner. Spardot sniffed dank for cannabis farms, attempting suicide. Fortunately since buttholes excrete salamanders, their exhumation efforts bore fetid sashimi balls unto Martians. Finally,
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Charlotte Bundletodge - Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:49:15 EST x3P6Bvpf No.70184 Reply
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Finally, war
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Ebenezer Dizzlecocke - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 14:49:49 EST bqPybw9o No.70207 Reply
>>70206
Can you please stop posting contradictory and/or nonsense words in this thread you're really not entertaining anyone but yourself
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Hugh Siddlestit - Wed, 04 Jul 2018 18:44:17 EST P6n/+9ei No.70208 Reply
>>70207

he spelled lemmings backward. i think its pretty funny. i vote to let his word stand.
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Nicholas Bunnerkuck - Thu, 05 Jul 2018 12:57:35 EST KESrkAeu No.70210 Reply
two or more words, I'm a rebel
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Cornelius Sengergold - Sat, 07 Jul 2018 13:17:45 EST P6n/+9ei No.70211 Reply
>>70206

the conflict between lemmings and sgnimmel

raged
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Nicholas Pinninggold - Sun, 08 Jul 2018 16:40:12 EST ylxQEmun No.70212 Reply
>>70207
A war can begin to end a conflict, there's nothing wrong with that.
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Doris Semblekune - Mon, 09 Jul 2018 17:10:24 EST RQSkkkju No.70213 Reply
>>70181
well this is just as terrible as I thought it would be
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Charles Shittingman - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 00:36:47 EST pzzBCzyM No.70214 Reply
>>70212
Okay then, motion to change 'ending' to 'to end'
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Rebecca Fibbersted - Tue, 10 Jul 2018 06:05:49 EST Y/0CgIiO No.70215 Reply
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OK OP here what sorta shenanigans have you guys been pulling
>Finally war was beginning ending the conflict between lemmings and sgnimmels raged
This is just AI chat bot level of grammatically wrong. HENCEFORTH IT SHALL BE:

>Finally, war was beginning to end the conflict between lemmings and sgnimmels. It raged for
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Molly Pitthall - Thu, 02 Aug 2018 19:51:03 EST P6n/+9ei No.70251 Reply
>>70241

Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11, furiously wanking off to midgets shitting dildos (these ejaculated millions of liters), stupidly decided to ban the consumption of deez-el fuel worldwide.

Meanwhile, back up in yo ass with the resurrection foretold by Gandalf O'Reilly, "Radiation quickens unto itself." Now masturbating stealthily without remorse, our slaves built OSHA. Soon refugees stumbled upon a mystic tome that foretold the the VAGINA EMPIRE was doomed to failure.

Nevertheless, the starship Buttenterprise completed Cupcakes Protocol 13-0157, ensuring penile supremacy. Elsewhere, milkshakes brought rage to Kirtaner. Spardot sniffed dank for cannabis farms, attempting suicide. Fortunately, since buttholes excrete salamanders, their exhumation efforts bore fetid sashimi balls unto Martians. Finally, war was beginning to end the conflict between lemmings and sgnimmel; raged minutes of time-dilated chrono-units.

Incredibly, a Fart erupted,

>causing

I included the motion to change 'ending' to 'to end', struck 'there' as it was grammatically invalid (never mind that last sentence with the minutes), as well as 'my nigga' because it's two words and doesn't make much grammatical sense either.
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Nigel Hoshcocke - Sat, 04 Aug 2018 23:43:31 EST 0jgHCyVM No.70255 Reply
>>70251
It's conversational. " A fart erupted, my nigga". Also the thread was dying and I wanted to give it some flavor.

ANYWAY

>causing
hemorrhoids
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Frederick Puvingstone - Sun, 05 Aug 2018 20:07:04 EST P6n/+9ei No.70257 Reply
>>70255

just because this ancient thread moves at a geological pace doesn't mean it's dead.

>hemorrhoids

which
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Jack Sackletug - Sat, 01 Sep 2018 03:40:27 EST Y/0CgIiO No.70302 Reply
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OP here Jesus Christ this thing is a mess:
Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11, furiously wanking off to midgets shitting dildos (these ejaculated millions of liters), stupidly decided to ban the consumption of deez-el fuel worldwide.

Meanwhile, back up in yo ass with the resurrection foretold by Gandalf O'Reilly, "Radiation quickens unto itself." Now masturbating stealthily without remorse, our slaves built OSHA. Soon refugees stumbled upon a mystic tome that foretold the the VAGINA EMPIRE was doomed to failure.

Nevertheless, the starship Buttenterprise completed Cupcakes Protocol 13-0157, ensuring penile supremacy. Elsewhere, milkshakes brought rage to Kirtaner. Spardot sniffed dank for cannabis farms, attempting suicide. Fortunately, since buttholes excrete salamanders, their exhumation efforts bore fetid sashimi balls unto Martians. Finally, war was beginning to end the conflict between lemmings and sgnimmel; raged minutes of time-dilated chrono-units.

Incredibly, a fart erupted, causing hemorrhoids which combust flammable vapors to thousands of degrees. Meanwhile, behind the liquor, biscuits battled
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Nigel Sabblesatch - Sun, 14 Oct 2018 21:10:55 EST 0jgHCyVM No.70348 Reply
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Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11, furiously wanking off to midgets shitting dildos (these ejaculated millions of liters), stupidly decided to ban the consumption of deez-el fuel worldwide.

Meanwhile, back up in yo ass with the resurrection foretold by Gandalf O'Reilly, "Radiation quickens unto itself." Now masturbating stealthily without remorse, our slaves built OSHA. Soon refugees stumbled upon a mystic tome that foretold the the VAGINA EMPIRE was doomed to failure.

Nevertheless, the starship Buttenterprise completed Cupcakes Protocol 13-0157, ensuring penile supremacy. Elsewhere, milkshakes brought rage to Kirtaner. Spardot sniffed dank for cannabis farms, attempting suicide. Fortunately, since buttholes excrete salamanders, their exhumation efforts bore fetid sashimi balls unto Martians. Finally, war was beginning to end the conflict between lemmings and sgnimmel; raged minutes of time-dilated chrono-units.

Incredibly, a fart erupted, causing hemorrhoids which combust flammable vapors to thousands of degrees. Meanwhile, behind the liquor, biscuits battled two underage mudkips.

420chan.org enabled backdoor protocols guaranteed anal. Wrestling gimps imbibe triple-distilled corn, creating
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Edwin Brookfuck - Tue, 23 Oct 2018 16:26:52 EST 8APTGij/ No.70364 Reply
>>70348
Is this a bit from the lost Naked Lunch chapter?
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Fucking Shittingspear - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 16:05:41 EST Y/0CgIiO No.70417 Reply
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Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11, furiously wanking off to midgets shitting dildos (these ejaculated millions of liters), stupidly decided to ban the consumption of deez-el fuel worldwide.

Meanwhile, back up in yo ass with the resurrection foretold by Gandalf O'Reilly, "Radiation quickens unto itself." Now masturbating stealthily without remorse, our slaves built OSHA. Soon refugees stumbled upon a mystic tome that foretold the the VAGINA EMPIRE was doomed to failure.

Nevertheless, the starship Buttenterprise completed Cupcakes Protocol 13-0157, ensuring penile supremacy. Elsewhere, milkshakes brought rage to Kirtaner. Spardot sniffed dank for cannabis farms, attempting suicide. Fortunately, since buttholes excrete salamanders, their exhumation efforts bore fetid sashimi balls unto Martians. Finally, war was beginning to end the conflict between lemmings and sgnimmel; raged minutes of time-dilated chrono-units.

Incredibly, a fart erupted, causing hemorrhoids which combust flammable vapors to thousands of degrees. Meanwhile, behind the liquor, biscuits battled two underage mudkips.

420chan.org enabled backdoor protocols guaranteed anal. Wrestling gimps imbibe triple-distilled corn, creating extreme problems for nincompoops. Fortunately soldiers committed regicide. Unfortunately, regicide is gay. Surprisingly, everyone dances in Denmark if morticians prepare
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David Dennerpat - Wed, 20 Feb 2019 19:15:32 EST 0jgHCyVM No.70419 Reply
>>70418
Well kids, looks like two months worth of our epic tale have been lost to the great purge. Did anyone happen to have it capped?
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Fucking Sisslemog - Wed, 20 Feb 2019 20:29:02 EST Y/0CgIiO No.70420 Reply
>>70419
No sadly, I made this thread and it seems to have utterly destroyed
:(
At least it wasn't Spunky this time
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Walter Gesslestot - Thu, 21 Feb 2019 06:54:55 EST yGE0KSH1 No.70421 Reply
>>70420
Sad. I knew there was a reason I wasn't posting in the new thread after the last one died from spunko. Felt like something bad would happen, and lo and behold, kirt got server-raped. Coincidentally, as I read what remains of you guys tale here, it sounds like it could be the true story of what happened to the site last week to kill everyone's posts.
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Fucking Sisslemog - Thu, 21 Feb 2019 18:20:42 EST Y/0CgIiO No.70422 Reply
>>70421
I spent about two minutes typing and trying to remember what the story was only to remember that my brain is applesauce and all I could remember were snippets.
Should I start another one? The track record isn't very good so far
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Phineas Cogglespear - Sat, 23 Feb 2019 12:12:07 EST Z9q61Qt+ No.70423 Reply
>>70422
sounds like things will be back soon >>>/420/251137
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Samuel Callerstone - Sun, 24 Feb 2019 16:26:15 EST Y/0CgIiO No.70426 Reply
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WE BACK NIGGAS

Continued: Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11, furiously wanking off to midgets shitting dildos (these ejaculated millions of liters), stupidly decided to ban the consumption of deez-el fuel worldwide.

Meanwhile, back up in yo ass with the resurrection foretold by Gandalf O'Reilly, "Radiation quickens unto itself." Now masturbating stealthily without remorse, our slaves built OSHA. Soon refugees stumbled upon a mystic tome that foretold the the VAGINA EMPIRE was doomed to failure.

Nevertheless, the starship Buttenterprise completed Cupcakes Protocol 13-0157, ensuring penile supremacy. Elsewhere, milkshakes brought rage to Kirtaner. Spardot sniffed dank for cannabis farms, attempting suicide. Fortunately, since buttholes excrete salamanders, their exhumation efforts bore fetid sashimi balls unto Martians. Finally, war was beginning to end the conflict between lemmings and sgnimmel; raged minutes of time-dilated chrono-units.

Incredibly, a fart erupted, causing hemorrhoids which combust flammable vapors to thousands of degrees. Meanwhile, behind the liquor, biscuits battled two underage mudkips.

420chan.org enabled backdoor protocols guaranteed anal. Wrestling gimps imbibe triple-distilled corn, creating extreme problems for nincompoops. Fortunately soldiers committed regicide. Unfortunately, regicide is gay. Surprisingly, everyone dances in Denmark if morticians prepare timpano. Interestingly,
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George Gomblehall - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 14:27:32 EST k9TAbtTt No.70516 Reply
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>>70514
Way.

Recent writing:
420chan.org enabled backdoor protocols guaranteed anal.

Wrestling gimps imbibe triple-distilled corn, creating extreme problems for nincompoops. Fortunately soldiers committed regicide. Unfortunately, regicide is gay. Surprisingly, everyone dances in Denmark if morticians prepare timpano.

Interestingly, masturbating will never cure loneliness unless Kanye learns hibachi and humility. Flash AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this scary theme will haunt her forever.

"Bitch-destroyer" said Netjester.

Hark! Several seizures overtook him again! Finally away from officials, we strove to ascertain the Way.
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Sidney Dressleshaw - Fri, 10 May 2019 02:42:04 EST pyv38Bpq No.70603 Reply
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Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11, furiously wanking off to midgets shitting dildos (these ejaculated millions of liters), stupidly decided to ban the consumption of deez-el fuel worldwide.

Meanwhile, back up in yo ass with the resurrection foretold by Gandalf O'Reilly, "Radiation quickens unto itself." Now... masturbating stealthily without remorse, our slaves built OSHA. Soon refugees stumbled upon a mystic tome that foretold the the VAGINA EMPIRE was doomed to failure.

Nevertheless, the starship Buttenterprise completed Cupcakes Protocol 13-0157, ensuring penile supremacy. Elsewhere, milkshakes brought rage to Kirtaner. Spardot sniffed dank for cannabis farms, attempting suicide. Fortunately, since buttholes excrete salamanders, their exhumation efforts bore fetid sashimi balls unto Martians. Finally, war was beginning to end the conflict between lemmings and sgnimmel; raged minutes of time-dilated chrono-units.

Incredibly, a fart erupted, causing hemorrhoids which combust flammable vapors to thousands of degrees. Meanwhile, behind the liquor, biscuits battled two underage mudkips.

420chan.org enabled backdoor protocols guaranteed anal. Wrestling gimps imbibe triple-distilled corn, creating extreme problems for nincompoops. Fortunately soldiers committed regicide. Unfortunately, regicide is gay. Surprisingly, everyone dances in Denmark if morticians prepare timpano.

Interestingly, masturbating will never cure loneliness unless Kanye learns hibachi and humility. Flash AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this scary theme will haunt her forever.

"Bitch-destroyer" said Netjester.

Hark! Several seizures overtook him again! Finally away from officials, we strove to ascertain the Way. We fondle the testes through intensive sterilization, the Mormons found atheism by accepting the inherent magnitude of rectal bees. Not the bees! Yes! The bees! Beekeepers occasionally scoop Nips off unfortunate sight between the kerflap.

Karen, where the fuck did you hide my acid? I'm gonna explore the holy butthole. Termites are invading our glorious butthole
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Oliver Lightwell - Sat, 18 May 2019 02:59:57 EST YHGK5cUA No.70630 Reply
>>70627
agenda. You guys, we need to remember punctuation. Otherwise we are become NJ
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Fuck Fuckingman - Sun, 23 Jun 2019 22:05:12 EST pyv38Bpq No.70719 Reply
>>70717

Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11, furiously wanking off to midgets shitting dildos (these ejaculated millions of liters), stupidly decided to ban the consumption of deez-el fuel worldwide.

Meanwhile, back up in yo ass with the resurrection foretold by Gandalf O'Reilly, "Radiation quickens unto itself." Now... masturbating stealthily without remorse, our slaves built OSHA. Soon refugees stumbled upon a mystic tome that foretold the the VAGINA EMPIRE was doomed to failure.

Nevertheless, the starship Buttenterprise completed stalliones Protocol 13-0157, ensuring penile supremacy. Elsewhere, milkshakes brought rage to Kirtaner. Spardot sniffed dank for cannabis farms, attempting suicide. Fortunately, since buttholes excrete salamanders, their exhumation efforts bore fetid sashimi balls unto Martians. Finally, war was beginning to end the conflict between lemmings and sgnimmel; raged minutes of time-dilated chrono-units.

Incredibly, a fart erupted, causing hemorrhoids which combust flammable vapors to thousands of degrees. Meanwhile, behind the liquor, biscuits battled two underage mudkips.

420chan.org enabled backdoor protocols guaranteed anal. Wrestling gimps imbibe triple-distilled corn, creating extreme problems for nincompoops. Fortunately soldiers committed regicide. Unfortunately, regicide is gay. Surprisingly, everyone dances in Denmark if morticians prepare timpano.

Interestingly, masturbating will never cure loneliness unless Kanye learns hibachi and humility. Flash AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this scary theme will haunt her forever.

"Bitch-destroyer" said Netjester.

Hark! Several seizures overtook him again! Finally away from officials, we strove to ascertain the Way. We fondle the testes through intensive sterilization, the Mormons found atheism by accepting the inherent magnitude of rectal bees. Not the bees! Yes! The bees! Beekeepers occasionally scoop Nips off unfortunate sight between the kerflap.

Karen, where the fuck did you hide my acid? I'm gonna explore the holy butthole. Termites are invading our glorious butthole remorselessly. Never have I witnessed such faggortry. "Not in my tenure..." the headmaster squirrel compiled the communist agenda.

The archaic dwarven enthusiasmos didn't realize the temporal sycophant principle. Nevertheless, the desire to restore Soviet practices doomed proletarians. No words withheld from the atmosphere, meanwhile the drip dropped big drizzles daily. To counteract drizzling, bored browsers breached into the monolith we created. The guilt from the orgasms shattered us. Calamities of conscience won't vet


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