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- Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:28:27 EST v6VPdgs1 No.70180
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Rate my novel I'm working on lads. Here's the gist of it.

>a soldier called Eddie gets kicked out of the British army for deserting so he returns to his home in Liverpool. He struggles with PTSD, anger issues and alcoholism. Finding it hard to assimilate to civilian life, he gets a job working as a security guard for a shopping mall. He dreams of someone attacking him with a knife so he has an excuse to beat them senseless. Among all of this, he has an unexpected child with a woman he has fallen out of love with but he tries to stick with her for the sake of the child. Eventually the friction becomes overbearing so he moves out of the house and lives in his car. He begins to have delusions that his car is a ship and that he is a pirate sailing the high waves. He eats limes to prevent scurvy and he drinks copious amounts of rum.

This is what I have so far, any ideas where I could take it?
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Oliver Smallfield - Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:03:03 EST ylxQEmun No.70182 Reply
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Eddie sounds like quite the trooper.
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Rebecca Dullychock - Sat, 22 Sep 2018 09:01:59 EST C0ULZQ0m No.70327 Reply
>>70180
I would like if he sought out some treasure
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Nigel Cangerfuck - Sat, 22 Sep 2018 16:13:57 EST Y/0CgIiO No.70328 Reply
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>>70327
This
Make him the dread captain Eddie and have himsteal one of those historical ships from the 1800s and actually sail off to the Caribbean in search of treasure. Maybe he has trouble sailing because he doesn't know how and has to find a loyal and trustworthy crew to help in misdeeds across the sea.
There has to be one scene where they fire an a old cannon and some shenanigans ensue, I'll leave the details up to you. Good luck OP!
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Shitting Pittstock - Mon, 24 Sep 2018 17:14:23 EST xhAcgPkb No.70331 Reply
He thinks his ship gets rammed by a giant whale but it's just a fat woman leaning against it.
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Eliza Pundlegold - Thu, 27 Sep 2018 20:41:36 EST pyv38Bpq No.70332 Reply
>>70328

somehow on his drug-addled voyages he accidentally sees/witnesses/learns something that is in the interest of national security of the uk, they are willing to wipe his military record clean and pull some strings to wave away charges for stealing the ship if he cooperates with a secret black ops mission aboard his old timey vessel for reasons you make up
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Edwin Briggleson - Thu, 01 Nov 2018 08:40:44 EST 45tZtNjg No.70388 Reply
Turn this into modern day Don Quixote
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press - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 18:38:21 EST 5UGf+0Up No.70487 Reply
>>70180
limes are much lower in ascorbic acid - the glue that keeps teeth attached - than lemons. maybe he actually gets scurvy or another terrible physical illness?
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CURE
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Graham Hockleforth - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 21:03:45 EST rw/KroPP No.70489 Reply
>>70487
Limes have a longer shelf life... also acids aren't glues. Your teeth are held in place by tendons.
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press - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 07:07:43 EST mYr32P6o No.70492 Reply
>>70489
no theyre held by the jaw mussels, and you need lemons as mussel bait.
nb for the truth the corporate media financed by the dentistry millitary complex doesnt want you to know

but ill give you the shelf life, 6/10

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