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- Tue, 20 Aug 2019 08:41:51 EST ylxQEmun No.70882
File: 1566304911304.jpg -(47729B / 46.61KB, 592x395) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Write something one word at a time V.3
1) one word per post, punctuation, whatever
2) no spunky meddlin'

>New paragraph

Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11, furiously wanking off to midgets shitting dildos (these ejaculated millions of liters), stupidly decided to ban the consumption of deez-el fuel worldwide.

Meanwhile, back up in yo ass with the resurrection foretold by Gandalf O'Reilly, "Radiation quickens unto itself." Now... masturbating stealthily without remorse, our slaves built OSHA. Soon refugees stumbled upon a mystic tome that foretold the the VAGINA EMPIRE was doomed to failure.

Nevertheless, the starship Buttenterprise completed stalliones Protocol 13-0157, ensuring penile supremacy. Elsewhere, milkshakes brought rage to Kirtaner. Spardot sniffed dank for cannabis farms, attempting suicide. Fortunately, since buttholes excrete salamanders, their exhumation efforts bore fetid sashimi balls unto Martians. Finally, war was beginning to end the conflict between lemmings and sgnimmel; raged minutes of time-dilated chrono-units.

Incredibly, a fart erupted, causing hemorrhoids which combust flammable vapors to thousands of degrees. Meanwhile, behind the liquor, biscuits battled two underage mudkips.

420chan.org enabled backdoor protocols guaranteed anal. Wrestling gimps imbibe triple-distilled corn, creating extreme problems for nincompoops. Fortunately soldiers committed regicide. Unfortunately, regicide is gay. Surprisingly, everyone dances in Denmark if morticians prepare timpano.

Interestingly, masturbating will never cure loneliness unless Kanye learns hibachi and humility. Flash AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this scary theme will haunt her forever.

"Bitch-destroyer" said Netjester.

Hark! Several seizures overtook him again! Finally away from officials, we strove to ascertain the Way. We fondle the testes through intensive sterilization, the Mormons found atheism by accepting the inherent magnitude of rectal bees. Not the bees! Yes! The bees! Beekeepers occasionally scoop Nips off unfortunate sight between the kerflap.

Karen, where the fuck did you hide my acid? I'm gonna explore the holy butthole. Termites are invading our glorious butthole remorselessly. Never have I witnessed such faggortry. "Not in my tenure..." the headmaster squirrel compiled the communist agenda.

The archaic dwarven enthusiasmos didn't realize the temporal sycophant principle. Nevertheless, the desire to restore Soviet practices doomed proletarians. No words withheld from the atmosphere, meanwhile the drip dropped big drizzles daily. To counteract drizzling, bored browsers breached into the monolith we created. The guilt from the orgasms shattered us. Calamities of conscience won't vet.

The look prevent the inevitable flurry of the Booty with the fucking juice. Regardless, the enormous Turd produced Enough waft so a bear ejaculated incredibly. "Sorry, For mess thinking About bears." the moment said. Hey who wants the BIG diapers? wait the Tenochtitlan kid is rebelling Cut-up Oreos. The grandiose one desires plentiful memes which will exonerate the millions of rutabagas abroad. Life for all became the honest answer that Consumed the corpse inhabitor's effervescent semen. Alright guys, the haters derp, BUT we finna burp. The chirp GAH slurp.

The
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Nell Bapperforth - Sat, 31 Aug 2019 10:41:27 EST +LVJmDTV No.70903 Reply
How long is this thing gonna go? Like with Game Of Thrones, I don;t wanna read this wall of text and then start following it as it updates if it's never gonna end. Hopefully you "artists" are working towards some sort of conclusion.
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Jarvis Fabbletedging - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 14:20:05 EST ylxQEmun No.70924 Reply
>>70923
we've been over this, fuckface. that's my word.
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Jarvis Fabbletedging - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 15:10:58 EST ylxQEmun No.70926 Reply
>>70925
that's it. get out of my thread. you're both barred
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Charles Bangershit - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 20:00:57 EST YHGK5cUA No.70927 Reply
>>70926
OK but back to _ story. _ story isn't finished yet and _ next chapter is _ climax!
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William Fickleridge - Sat, 28 Sep 2019 21:45:21 EST YHGK5cUA No.70986 Reply
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All right guys, here's an update of our action bromance thriller/mystery biography. >For convenience:

The look prevent the inevitable flurry of the Booty with the fucking juice. Regardless, the enormous Turd produced Enough waft so a bear ejaculated incredibly. "Sorry, For mess thinking About bears." the moment said. Hey who wants the BIG diapers? wait the Tenochtitlan kid is rebelling Cut-up Oreos. The grandiose one desires plentiful memes which will exonerate the millions of rutabagas abroad. Life for all became the honest answer that Consumed the corpse inhabitor's effervescent semen. Alright guys, the haters derp, BUT we finna burp. The chirp GAH slurp.

The twerp GAH WHO THE FUCK BALLS? GOT ON GOD'S TURF REEEEEE REEEEEEE YOU PESTILENT CRAWDAD MILK. The huge game called soarsenyalafeguetonfraught was loud. Wow, the end. The posthumous creature animated the ASS. Cookies and dreams, destabilize economies. Walrus the band please. "You rock the casbah." Boners and the flaccidity thump quotient battle the Viagra when ingesting the three. At Dawn Inn beware the animals, particularly slugs (they're yucky) capeesh? Also, the gabagool flubber is mega tubular brah like, hella lit dude. With the legendary

Master

>Also, does anyone want to try doing two words at a time to pick up the pace?
>Just wondering.
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Cedric Billingstock - Sun, 29 Sep 2019 06:46:47 EST ylxQEmun No.70987 Reply
>>70986
> try doing two words at a time
we could but it would be weird for me just posting
>the the
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Ernest Snoddock - Tue, 22 Oct 2019 08:34:05 EST WAQmbf1L No.71062 Reply
>>70882
That was a really engaging first paragraph. I would read more but I'd prefer less stimulating writing. Maybe I'll read the back of a plain cracker box. lol I don't have much feedback. If I can think of anything else to say, I'll say it. It's possible I've thought of too many things to say. It strikes me as a little better not to write mountains of material. lol
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Fanny Chuttingshit - Sat, 02 Nov 2019 20:31:27 EST reK9sGDz No.71094 Reply
God, this thread got dumb. Yall fags should have ended it when the first one hit the bump limit.
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Charlotte Nipperstetch - Sun, 03 Nov 2019 19:36:22 EST 5etMA1YH No.71099 Reply
made mashed
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Priscilla Gicklepeck - Sun, 10 Nov 2019 13:20:06 EST gjmpUtGh No.71111 Reply
lugubrious fellow
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