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- Tue, 20 Aug 2019 08:41:51 EST ylxQEmun No.70882
File: 1566304911304.jpg -(47729B / 46.61KB, 592x395) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Write something one word at a time V.3
1) one word per post, punctuation, whatever
2) no spunky meddlin'

>New paragraph

Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11, furiously wanking off to midgets shitting dildos (these ejaculated millions of liters), stupidly decided to ban the consumption of deez-el fuel worldwide.

Meanwhile, back up in yo ass with the resurrection foretold by Gandalf O'Reilly, "Radiation quickens unto itself." Now... masturbating stealthily without remorse, our slaves built OSHA. Soon refugees stumbled upon a mystic tome that foretold the the VAGINA EMPIRE was doomed to failure.

Nevertheless, the starship Buttenterprise completed stalliones Protocol 13-0157, ensuring penile supremacy. Elsewhere, milkshakes brought rage to Kirtaner. Spardot sniffed dank for cannabis farms, attempting suicide. Fortunately, since buttholes excrete salamanders, their exhumation efforts bore fetid sashimi balls unto Martians. Finally, war was beginning to end the conflict between lemmings and sgnimmel; raged minutes of time-dilated chrono-units.

Incredibly, a fart erupted, causing hemorrhoids which combust flammable vapors to thousands of degrees. Meanwhile, behind the liquor, biscuits battled two underage mudkips.

420chan.org enabled backdoor protocols guaranteed anal. Wrestling gimps imbibe triple-distilled corn, creating extreme problems for nincompoops. Fortunately soldiers committed regicide. Unfortunately, regicide is gay. Surprisingly, everyone dances in Denmark if morticians prepare timpano.

Interestingly, masturbating will never cure loneliness unless Kanye learns hibachi and humility. Flash AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this scary theme will haunt her forever.

"Bitch-destroyer" said Netjester.

Hark! Several seizures overtook him again! Finally away from officials, we strove to ascertain the Way. We fondle the testes through intensive sterilization, the Mormons found atheism by accepting the inherent magnitude of rectal bees. Not the bees! Yes! The bees! Beekeepers occasionally scoop Nips off unfortunate sight between the kerflap.

Karen, where the fuck did you hide my acid? I'm gonna explore the holy butthole. Termites are invading our glorious butthole remorselessly. Never have I witnessed such faggortry. "Not in my tenure..." the headmaster squirrel compiled the communist agenda.

The archaic dwarven enthusiasmos didn't realize the temporal sycophant principle. Nevertheless, the desire to restore Soviet practices doomed proletarians. No words withheld from the atmosphere, meanwhile the drip dropped big drizzles daily. To counteract drizzling, bored browsers breached into the monolith we created. The guilt from the orgasms shattered us. Calamities of conscience won't vet.

The look prevent the inevitable flurry of the Booty with the fucking juice. Regardless, the enormous Turd produced Enough waft so a bear ejaculated incredibly. "Sorry, For mess thinking About bears." the moment said. Hey who wants the BIG diapers? wait the Tenochtitlan kid is rebelling Cut-up Oreos. The grandiose one desires plentiful memes which will exonerate the millions of rutabagas abroad. Life for all became the honest answer that Consumed the corpse inhabitor's effervescent semen. Alright guys, the haters derp, BUT we finna burp. The chirp GAH slurp.

The
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Priscilla Gicklefuck - Thu, 22 Aug 2019 21:57:22 EST YHGK5cUA No.70885 Reply
twerp
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Archie Brookdock - Sat, 24 Aug 2019 13:40:16 EST mcMj8T67 No.70891 Reply
>>70889
FUCK
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Reuben Dreckletotch - Sat, 24 Aug 2019 15:58:20 EST YHGK5cUA No.70892 Reply
>>70891
BALLS?
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Shitting Gabberwill - Sun, 25 Aug 2019 22:24:59 EST YHGK5cUA No.70896 Reply
>>70895
TURF
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Nell Bapperforth - Sat, 31 Aug 2019 10:41:27 EST +LVJmDTV No.70903 Reply
How long is this thing gonna go? Like with Game Of Thrones, I don;t wanna read this wall of text and then start following it as it updates if it's never gonna end. Hopefully you "artists" are working towards some sort of conclusion.
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Sidney Blecklefield - Sun, 01 Sep 2019 13:23:02 EST YHGK5cUA No.70906 Reply
>>70905
CRAWDAD
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Caroline Cubblesture - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 14:52:02 EST YHGK5cUA No.70911 Reply
>>70910
called
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Phoebe Seckleville - Thu, 05 Sep 2019 20:33:21 EST YHGK5cUA No.70914 Reply
>>70913
loud.
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Beatrice Fezzlestag - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 00:25:21 EST YHGK5cUA No.70919 Reply
>>70918
posthumous
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Beatrice Fezzlestag - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 00:49:13 EST YHGK5cUA No.70921 Reply
>>70920
animated
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Jarvis Fabbletedging - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 14:20:05 EST ylxQEmun No.70924 Reply
>>70923
we've been over this, fuckface. that's my word.
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Beatrice Fezzlestag - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 15:08:26 EST YHGK5cUA No.70925 Reply
>>70924
the
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Jarvis Fabbletedging - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 15:10:58 EST ylxQEmun No.70926 Reply
>>70925
that's it. get out of my thread. you're both barred
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Charles Bangershit - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 20:00:57 EST YHGK5cUA No.70927 Reply
>>70926
OK but back to _ story. _ story isn't finished yet and _ next chapter is _ climax!
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Charles Bangershit - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 16:11:12 EST YHGK5cUA No.70929 Reply
>>70928
Cookies
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Basil Buzzhall - Sun, 15 Sep 2019 03:11:39 EST YHGK5cUA No.70935 Reply
>>70933
Walrus
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Sophie Dedgelod - Tue, 17 Sep 2019 19:52:23 EST YHGK5cUA No.70942 Reply
>>70941
casbah."
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Reuben Crablinggold - Wed, 18 Sep 2019 21:09:12 EST mcMj8T67 No.70944 Reply
>>70943
and
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Albert Honeylock - Fri, 20 Sep 2019 13:21:10 EST YHGK5cUA No.70948 Reply
>>70947
thump
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Cornelius Fanway - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 01:29:35 EST Z7YPIxwF No.70950 Reply
>>70948
quotient
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Phoebe Guffingwog - Sat, 21 Sep 2019 23:27:18 EST YHGK5cUA No.70951 Reply
>>70950
battle
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Phoebe Guffingwog - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 12:40:35 EST YHGK5cUA No.70953 Reply
>>70952
Viagra
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Phoebe Wangerwell - Sun, 22 Sep 2019 22:32:54 EST YHGK5cUA No.70955 Reply
>>70954
ingesting
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Phoebe Wangerwell - Mon, 23 Sep 2019 03:56:25 EST YHGK5cUA No.70957 Reply
>>70956
three.
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Hedda Coffingwet - Wed, 25 Sep 2019 01:30:35 EST YHGK5cUA No.70964 Reply
>>70963
particularly
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Hedda Coffingwet - Wed, 25 Sep 2019 13:11:57 EST YHGK5cUA No.70967 Reply
>>70965
(they're
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Jack Mommlegold - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 12:00:56 EST YHGK5cUA No.70970 Reply
>>70969
Also,
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John Clayhall - Thu, 26 Sep 2019 23:06:14 EST YHGK5cUA No.70973 Reply
>>70972
flubber
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Lillian Fuckingman - Sat, 28 Sep 2019 00:03:30 EST YHGK5cUA No.70979 Reply
>>70977
like,
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Lillian Fuckingman - Sat, 28 Sep 2019 01:22:35 EST YHGK5cUA No.70982 Reply
>>70981
dude.
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Lillian Fuckingman - Sat, 28 Sep 2019 10:10:15 EST YHGK5cUA No.70985 Reply
>>70984
legendary
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William Fickleridge - Sat, 28 Sep 2019 21:45:21 EST YHGK5cUA No.70986 Reply
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All right guys, here's an update of our action bromance thriller/mystery biography. >For convenience:

The look prevent the inevitable flurry of the Booty with the fucking juice. Regardless, the enormous Turd produced Enough waft so a bear ejaculated incredibly. "Sorry, For mess thinking About bears." the moment said. Hey who wants the BIG diapers? wait the Tenochtitlan kid is rebelling Cut-up Oreos. The grandiose one desires plentiful memes which will exonerate the millions of rutabagas abroad. Life for all became the honest answer that Consumed the corpse inhabitor's effervescent semen. Alright guys, the haters derp, BUT we finna burp. The chirp GAH slurp.

The twerp GAH WHO THE FUCK BALLS? GOT ON GOD'S TURF REEEEEE REEEEEEE YOU PESTILENT CRAWDAD MILK. The huge game called soarsenyalafeguetonfraught was loud. Wow, the end. The posthumous creature animated the ASS. Cookies and dreams, destabilize economies. Walrus the band please. "You rock the casbah." Boners and the flaccidity thump quotient battle the Viagra when ingesting the three. At Dawn Inn beware the animals, particularly slugs (they're yucky) capeesh? Also, the gabagool flubber is mega tubular brah like, hella lit dude. With the legendary

Master

>Also, does anyone want to try doing two words at a time to pick up the pace?
>Just wondering.
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Cedric Billingstock - Sun, 29 Sep 2019 06:46:47 EST ylxQEmun No.70987 Reply
>>70986
> try doing two words at a time
we could but it would be weird for me just posting
>the the
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Nell Pittspear - Tue, 01 Oct 2019 19:28:32 EST YHGK5cUA No.70992 Reply
>>70991
POOP SACK!
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Edwin Pemmerwell - Sat, 05 Oct 2019 02:09:55 EST YHGK5cUA No.70996 Reply
>>70994
completely destroyed
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Edwin Pemmerwell - Sat, 05 Oct 2019 04:05:11 EST YHGK5cUA No.70997 Reply
>>70996
wiener integrity
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Edwin Senderkare - Sun, 06 Oct 2019 22:50:35 EST YHGK5cUA No.71001 Reply
>>70998
disappointed women.
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Shit Bimblefadge - Mon, 07 Oct 2019 21:39:20 EST YHGK5cUA No.71006 Reply
>>71004
in the
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Martha Dosslemedge - Wed, 09 Oct 2019 01:29:01 EST YHGK5cUA No.71008 Reply
>>71007
I'm gonna
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Nell Drabblewill - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 11:45:49 EST YHGK5cUA No.71012 Reply
>>71010
let me
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Nigel Herringstatch - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 00:18:31 EST YHGK5cUA No.71015 Reply
>>71014
tickle my
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Nigel Herringstatch - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 01:12:14 EST YHGK5cUA No.71017 Reply
>>71016
spank my
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Nigel Herringstatch - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 07:05:42 EST YHGK5cUA No.71021 Reply
>>71020
summon Godzilla?
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Charles Bardforth - Sat, 12 Oct 2019 02:31:10 EST YHGK5cUA No.71023 Reply
>>71022
just ain't
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Angus Doddlebanks - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 01:16:44 EST YHGK5cUA No.71025 Reply
>>71024
should have
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Barnaby Pepperwater - Tue, 15 Oct 2019 12:53:32 EST YHGK5cUA No.71029 Reply
>>71028
the end.
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David Semmerfield - Wed, 16 Oct 2019 07:48:02 EST Z7YPIxwF No.71032 Reply
>>71029
Selfish to
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Angus Crullerlock - Fri, 18 Oct 2019 15:56:32 EST YHGK5cUA No.71050 Reply
>>71032
thusly masturbate
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Emma Fanlock - Mon, 21 Oct 2019 21:36:33 EST YHGK5cUA No.71060 Reply
>>71059
bum butt
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Ernest Snoddock - Tue, 22 Oct 2019 08:34:05 EST WAQmbf1L No.71062 Reply
>>70882
That was a really engaging first paragraph. I would read more but I'd prefer less stimulating writing. Maybe I'll read the back of a plain cracker box. lol I don't have much feedback. If I can think of anything else to say, I'll say it. It's possible I've thought of too many things to say. It strikes me as a little better not to write mountains of material. lol
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Jarvis Manderfeg - Wed, 23 Oct 2019 22:14:29 EST YHGK5cUA No.71064 Reply
>>71063
king lizard
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Nell Nogglenut - Fri, 25 Oct 2019 21:53:53 EST Z7YPIxwF No.71068 Reply
>>71065
the third,
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Angus Punningcocke - Tue, 29 Oct 2019 00:46:27 EST YHGK5cUA No.71071 Reply
>>71070
of the
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Angus Punningcocke - Tue, 29 Oct 2019 13:59:57 EST YHGK5cUA No.71073 Reply
>>71072
butterfly tussle,
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Esther Suvingforth - Wed, 30 Oct 2019 17:35:02 EST YHGK5cUA No.71084 Reply
>>71083
fart sandwiches.
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Sophie Blaggleshit - Fri, 01 Nov 2019 00:42:53 EST YHGK5cUA No.71088 Reply
>>71086
retinue titled
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Sophie Blaggleshit - Fri, 01 Nov 2019 13:15:21 EST YHGK5cUA No.71090 Reply
>>71089
Amsterdam slamsters.
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Fanny Chuttingshit - Sat, 02 Nov 2019 20:31:27 EST reK9sGDz No.71094 Reply
God, this thread got dumb. Yall fags should have ended it when the first one hit the bump limit.
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Frederick Senkindat - Sat, 02 Nov 2019 20:46:49 EST YHGK5cUA No.71095 Reply
>>71094
That's more than two words bucko
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Barnaby Funkinwell - Sun, 03 Nov 2019 19:08:50 EST YHGK5cUA No.71098 Reply
>>71097
potato pounder
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Charlotte Nipperstetch - Sun, 03 Nov 2019 19:36:22 EST 5etMA1YH No.71099 Reply
made mashed
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Barnaby Funkinwell - Mon, 04 Nov 2019 14:21:10 EST YHGK5cUA No.71101 Reply
>>71100
seven days.
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Isabella Wennerstan - Tue, 05 Nov 2019 15:24:49 EST YHGK5cUA No.71103 Reply
>>71102
stutter butter
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Albert Wogglechodging - Thu, 07 Nov 2019 04:20:56 EST YHGK5cUA No.71107 Reply
>>71104
a fuck.
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Albert Wogglechodging - Thu, 07 Nov 2019 13:48:26 EST YHGK5cUA No.71109 Reply
>>71108
lucky duck
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Ebenezer Nuzzlewill - Wed, 13 Nov 2019 17:03:20 EST YHGK5cUA No.71117 Reply
>>71112
comedy clubs.
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Archie Hupperpat - Fri, 15 Nov 2019 02:41:41 EST Z7YPIxwF No.71121 Reply
>>71117
Okay guys
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Eugene Shakeford - Sat, 16 Nov 2019 06:02:33 EST YHGK5cUA No.71124 Reply
>>71122
rumble fuck
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Phineas Lightdale - Sun, 17 Nov 2019 16:45:30 EST mcMj8T67 No.71128 Reply
>>71126
silverware convention.
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Jack Gammerwut - Mon, 18 Nov 2019 14:57:57 EST YHGK5cUA No.71129 Reply
>>71128
HEY YOU
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Caroline Fogglewater - Tue, 19 Nov 2019 03:02:44 EST mcMj8T67 No.71130 Reply
>>71129
You talkin
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Caroline Fogglewater - Tue, 19 Nov 2019 17:01:04 EST mcMj8T67 No.71132 Reply
>>71131
YEAH IM
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Nell Sondertag - Wed, 20 Nov 2019 12:52:55 EST YHGK5cUA No.71138 Reply
>>71137
Yes sir
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Walter Duddlehadging - Sat, 23 Nov 2019 11:06:44 EST YHGK5cUA No.71149 Reply
>>71147
new hobby.
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Hedda Sottingdock - Sat, 23 Nov 2019 22:57:42 EST CkgOmLJF No.71150 Reply
Remember latency
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Pierre McFucksyourwife Bonjour - Sun, 24 Nov 2019 01:12:41 EST hO6ymg8F No.71151 Reply
sorry, sorry
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Angus Drottinggold - Fri, 29 Nov 2019 01:40:46 EST YHGK5cUA No.71160 Reply
>>71159
double nigga
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Samuel Gunningtidge - Sat, 30 Nov 2019 03:45:52 EST YHGK5cUA No.71164 Reply
>>71163
indecent legumes
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Oliver Soddlewatch - Sun, 01 Dec 2019 11:58:42 EST YHGK5cUA No.71169 Reply
>>71168
knob stroker
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John Cebberfadge - Mon, 02 Dec 2019 16:50:29 EST YHGK5cUA No.71175 Reply
>>71174
extra mustard.
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Hedda Honkinstock - Sun, 08 Dec 2019 19:25:11 EST Z7YPIxwF No.71189 Reply
Anyone here?
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Betsy Sondershaw - Sun, 08 Dec 2019 23:09:44 EST YHGK5cUA No.71190 Reply
>>71189
"Hello there
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Jack Boblingworth - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 18:18:02 EST YHGK5cUA No.71197 Reply
>>71196
to Finland
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Beatrice Tootfield - Fri, 13 Dec 2019 04:04:58 EST Z7YPIxwF No.71198 Reply
>>71197
with open
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Walter Cidgeherk - Wed, 25 Dec 2019 00:37:43 EST YHGK5cUA No.71227 Reply
>>71223
." Say there,
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Phyllis Samblebury - Thu, 26 Dec 2019 23:54:14 EST YHGK5cUA No.71235 Reply
>>71234
is the
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Priscilla Danningridge - Sat, 28 Dec 2019 03:17:07 EST ylxQEmun No.71239 Reply
>>71238
the the
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Nicholas Grimdale - Mon, 30 Dec 2019 20:12:55 EST YHGK5cUA No.71247 Reply
>>71239
smeared shit.
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Charles Fiffingdidge - Wed, 01 Jan 2020 02:53:26 EST YHGK5cUA No.71250 Reply
>>71248
in silky
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Phyllis Bommlebanks - Thu, 02 Jan 2020 13:47:43 EST YHGK5cUA No.71253 Reply
>>71252
good shit.
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Graham Dartfoot - Sat, 04 Jan 2020 01:39:44 EST YKVvVDXo No.71257 Reply
>>71255

chico brene
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>>71268
dick vacuum
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>>71275
Haha
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Jack Sossleford - Mon, 27 Jan 2020 12:32:51 EST YHGK5cUA No.71294 Reply
>>71286

[New paragraph]
What can
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Phyllis Shittingwater - Thu, 30 Jan 2020 12:35:22 EST Bg9riFHA No.71295 Reply
Quixotic Queefing
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Clara Surringway - Sat, 08 Feb 2020 00:00:42 EST Z7YPIxwF No.71303 Reply
>>71301
, I mean
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Reuben Billingfuck - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 21:24:41 EST YHGK5cUA No.71308 Reply
>>71307
up there?
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Polly Battingcocke - Wed, 12 Feb 2020 02:03:43 EST Bg9riFHA No.71309 Reply
crying, cornered
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>>71312
Jesus man
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>>71314
greatest avenger
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>>71316
YOURE CLUELESS
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Oliver Coggleway - Thu, 13 Feb 2020 14:33:29 EST KSSeXC+x No.71318 Reply
How did you faggots manage to fuck this up so hard?
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>>71330
the confederation
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>>71335
YOU LIE
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>>71339
*Ahem* Attention
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>>71342
Light some
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>>71345
backwoods filled
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>>71356
beeeeg pushy
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Matilda Chuttingville - Wed, 17 Jun 2020 13:49:46 EST 4sszNVI0 No.71444 Reply
Orbital kinetic bombardment is contributing to the growth of cocks across North End. Starship surveys revealed that the radiation had exceeded the recommended oscillatory limits, just before the penile contraction occurred. Spunky, the local fella responsible for 9/11, furiously wanking off to midgets shitting dildos (these ejaculated millions of liters), stupidly decided to ban the consumption of deez-el fuel worldwide.

Meanwhile, back up in yo ass with the resurrection foretold by Gandalf O'Reilly, "Radiation quickens unto itself." Now... masturbating stealthily without remorse, our slaves built OSHA. Soon refugees stumbled upon a mystic tome that foretold the the VAGINA EMPIRE was doomed to failure.

Nevertheless, the starship Buttenterprise completed stalliones Protocol 13-0157, ensuring penile supremacy. Elsewhere, milkshakes brought rage to Kirtaner. Spardot sniffed dank for cannabis farms, attempting suicide. Fortunately, since buttholes excrete salamanders, their exhumation efforts bore fetid sashimi balls unto Martians. Finally, war was beginning to end the conflict between lemmings and sgnimmel; raged minutes of time-dilated chrono-units.

Incredibly, a fart erupted, causing hemorrhoids which combust flammable vapors to thousands of degrees. Meanwhile, behind the liquor, biscuits battled two underage mudkips.

420chan.org enabled backdoor protocols guaranteed anal. Wrestling gimps imbibe triple-distilled corn, creating extreme problems for nincompoops. Fortunately soldiers committed regicide. Unfortunately, regicide is gay. Surprisingly, everyone dances in Denmark if morticians prepare timpano.

Interestingly, masturbating will never cure loneliness unless Kanye learns hibachi and humility. Flash AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this scary theme will haunt her forever.

"Bitch-destroyer" said Netjester.

Hark! Several seizures overtook him again! Finally away from officials, we strove to ascertain the Way. We fondle the testes through intensive sterilization, the Mormons found atheism by accepting the inherent magnitude of rectal bees. Not the bees! Yes! The bees! Beekeepers occasionally scoop Nips off unfortunate sight between the kerflap.

Karen, where the fuck did you hide my acid? I'm gonna explore the holy butthole. Termites are invading our glorious butthole remorselessly. Never have I witnessed such faggortry. "Not in my tenure..." the headmaster squirrel compiled the communist agenda.

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Nicholas Buzzshit - Sat, 28 Nov 2020 14:55:36 EST YHGK5cUA No.71603 Reply
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yeah.
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Polly Clindlewell - Wed, 27 Jan 2021 19:44:18 EST YHGK5cUA No.71630 Reply
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pancakes
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