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is it likely i have add by Doris Bruffingwork - Thu, 18 Oct 2018 10:30:10 EST ID:2gPg0wkX No.55622 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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//sorry if this is wrong board, i feel like it more concerns my health than stims themselves

Stimulants are my drug of choice for a multitude of reasons, but not because they make me really energetic. In fact, stims tend to have the opposite effect on me - I feel calm and focused, and will usually just feel like laying down and talking with those around me rather than do anything usually associated with uppers.

Is it possible I have ADD? I'm 18f and have always done fairly well in school but have never done any work in class or at home, just an hour or two of cramming the night before a test. Usually if I try to actively study I just end up staring at my wall without meaning to.

Seeing as stimulants calm me down and help me focus on singular tasks or thoughts, it occurred to me that I might just be unintentionally medicating undiagnosed ADD. Thoughts?
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George Blatherfield - Fri, 19 Oct 2018 03:27:42 EST ID:k6OPhw89 No.55623 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55622
I guess, are these prescribed? Some types of amphetamine are more-so like you describe. Illicit or otherwise.

I think most have a hard time focusing on things sometimes. Or a lot. I never liked paperwork, reading instructions, etc but amphetamine can make things that were boring, uninteresting, suddenly interesting.

So it's difficult to say.

ADD or not, surely drugs that are used to help focus, do work.

Relying on them, eh like getting a script, if that is what you are kinda wondering, I really wouldn't bother. A script, use it for however long, months years, most actually regret it. As they may be back at square one, or even further behind in coping with things than when they started ADD drugs.

But, some amphetamine can make one focus, think clearly 'as prescribed' and not be like bouncing all oveer the place without direction. So in all, surely you may have some sort of issues that keep you from focusing, similar to ADD.

I barely turned in 2nd grade homework, when I found I still got a passing grade without turning it in. Lack of focus. Oversight.
But in school most things were easy? SO that was my free pass. Do good in school, and not good on my own time.


I have a cold... by Jack Granddale - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 11:09:51 EST ID:OMRfG0ie No.54563 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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And I've woken up with really bad eye mucus for the second morning in a row. I have to blindly navigate my way to the bathroom, grab a washcloth, wet it with warm water, and wipe my eyes a hundred times just to be able to see. And even then, I still won't get it all.

Why?! This hasn't happened to me during a cold/flu for 10+ years and the person that I think got me sick isn't dealing with this bullshit. Why is this cold different? And how do I prevent/treat it?
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Ian Shittingdale - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 21:57:17 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55619 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>54563
It's a little late for prevention if you're waking up blind.
It sounds like you have an irritated conjunctivava. The 'eye mucus' you are complaining about is dead bacteria cells and blood by-products. Do not contaminate your other eye with the infected gunk that is coming out of your other one. Luckily for you I know a 24hr cure. It involves dabbing coconut oil every 24mins for 24hrs onto your Anus with a cotton bud. You can purchase a kit, or may have the two items to hand already. Before we go any further, let’s go over some coconut oil biochemistry basics. Triglycerides (dietary fats) are made up of a glycerol backbone + 3 fatty acids. It’s the chemical structure of the majority of fatty acids (i.e., the number of double bonds, if any) in the triglyceride that dictates the classifications that humans created for them. This means applying coconut oil via a cotton tip to the Anus will cure your ailment quickly (even though it seems like an eye problem).
Thanks goodness the problem is not penis gunk each morning. Imagine washing that a hundred times!
Good luck.
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Rebecca Nebblestig - Thu, 18 Oct 2018 00:47:57 EST ID:WCBFA8xj No.55621 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54563
Maybe late but a good time to wash your bedding. Including comforters. I like to wear clother a second day, whatever. Wash dirty clothes. Vacuum your floors.
Maybe cover couch you use for a few days. I think dust kinda has something to do with this. Maybe dust some, keeping it from your eyes.

Not sure if a virus causes this, but if you use visiene make very sure not to touch your eyes with tip of applicator. Pharmacists, if you call them they usually will be happy to take a moment to explain things.


COCONUT OIL CURES by Ian Shittingdale - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 22:30:22 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55620 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I'm researching for a new book, and would like to hear about the rare and unusual real life medical issues you've experienced and managed to cure with the 100% pure coconut oil Anal method from England. Any kind of anal applications welcome - including enemas, Qtips, silver spoons, perhaps a gloved finger? All stories replied to, welcome and credited in my book!


GF Choked me, now my neck's messed? by Angus Crabbergold - Sun, 17 Dec 2017 12:07:07 EST ID:xqN5w2gn No.55203 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My girlfriend choked the ever-living daylights out of me about ten days ago (consentually) and we (stupidly) didn't look up how to do it safely beforehand, aaaaand I think she may have messed something up.

My neck has been sore for over a week, I have this wierd rushing sound in my left ear, and I just feel tired and dizzy frequently.

I'm hoping it's just a coincidence and I have a... IDK, an inner-ear infection or something. Or is it possible she damaged a major vein/artery? She wants me to see a doc but we're from a very small town that's hardcore religious and I'm not sure how I could explain this to a doctor without a) outing myself b) talking about sex c) the dr thinking I'm a battered woman d)shelling out for nothing

Ugh, help. Thanks
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Graham Sigglebedge - Sun, 17 Dec 2017 22:43:07 EST ID:8yUHTDg0 No.55204 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i didnt know this type of stuff went on in lesbian relationships. interesting
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Jack Fummlewell - Sat, 23 Dec 2017 00:45:31 EST ID:M36+aLLi No.55207 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55206
If you're REALLY worried then go to the doc. If you think she may have sprained the muscle in your neck, don't worry with it. I say this assuming you're in the USA where going to the doc costs a shit ton. If you're not, then go!
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 18:56:41 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55618 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>55203
I am a highly sexual lesbian in a highly sexual lesbian relationship, and also a highly certified expert in lesbian sexual relationships. My highly sexual, expert, lesbian sexual relationship advice for both of you highly sexual lesbians in a certified, highly sexual lesbian relationship together, is this - First i recommend your partner and yourself purchase a 1000ml 'spoon and oil' kit each from a pharmacy or bring the ingredients together like yourselves. Both slowly get comfortable and naked together, make out and undress eachother slowly while kissing and making small sharp inhalations into one another's ears, flick your tongues and proceed to work up to administering an Organic 100% virgirginia coconut oil enema on eachother. This will soothe the injury consentually inflicted from the naughty bdsm sex you both participated in recently, and will also be quite light fun in the bedroom for a change for the both of you. I suspect you may be tempted to introduce your wrist and ankle restraints for that feeling of exquisite helplessness as you take turns to be fully anally filled, and this is quite alright by me. Remember to bring a teaspoon with you into the bedroom. Preferably a solid silver spoon, as frankly a stainless steel one is just not good enough for the both of you delightful little minxes. Playfully take turns gently massaging eachother over your lacy panties, insert your fingers into one another's mouths, kiss deeply and work up to gently massaging eachother anally with the coconut oil on your curling fingers. Moan and push the silver spoon into eachother. Deeply, in and out, in and out at a slow pace, your favourite position I'm sure. Then take the silver spoon when you are both completely full, and firmly rub the back of the spoon in circular motions clockwise then anticlockwise around the sphincter muscle and squirm for eachother. You're both highly worked up. Look into each others eyes - it is normal for your breathing to begin to quicken even further. Notice the dilation of your partners pupils. You've both taken the full 1000ml of the oil and know tomorrow you will be refreshed and content.
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Rash by Sidney Grandfield - Sun, 18 Jun 2017 11:39:02 EST ID:kx17QheM No.55019 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have this rash showing up everywhere. What is it?
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Samuel Nishmure - Sat, 24 Jun 2017 08:50:06 EST ID:kx17QheM No.55025 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55021
Yeah I usually have been showering every day and have been eating a healthy diet. Ever since I noticed them too I've been even scrubbing my body with anti bacterial soap in between showers and soaking them in peroxide.
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Beatrice Pengerford - Sat, 24 Jun 2017 08:50:06 EST ID:vJLB9vXd No.55026 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55021
Yeah I usually have been showering every day and have been eating a healthy diet. Ever since I noticed them too I've been even scrubbing my body with anti bacterial soap in between showers and soaking them in peroxide.
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Shit Girringpedge - Mon, 26 Jun 2017 21:09:10 EST ID:W8FkDObv No.55031 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55025

heres the thing though, fungi aren't bacteria. if it is indeed fungal in origin you will need antifungal medication from the drug store. there are many over the counter brands. if you are still having this problem i would suggest going this route.

also side-note, go easy on the peroxide. that shit is like a microbiological nuke. kills all the millions of good healthy bacteria too.
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Augustus Brezzlekock - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 22:26:56 EST ID:YRU9mTUQ No.55035 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55031
Could it be Lyme?
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 17:22:20 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55617 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>55019
Do you know anything about the 'oil and spoon' method? This was told to me in confidence by an English relative. You use medical grade 100% coconut oil, applying it liberally to your Anus and patting gently with a spoon until absorbed. Sounds counterproductive when it isn't even on your asshole, right? But I swear this is true, and helped my Aunty Doris relieve the fungal itch from her sweaty bra straps after wearing it for a week when her washing machine broke down and she couldn't get to the laundrette. She told me it was all in a handy kit she purchased from one of those disability company's that put flyers through your door. The kit consists of 1kg of coconut oil in a fancy glass jar and a small teaspoon (which she kept for making her and her friends tea each morning). She said she wasn't sure about putting it anywhere near her treasured jacksie, but followed the instructions on the pack and it worked marvellously. You can buy a kit over the Internet I think, or get the two items together yourself. She had trouble getting up off the bathroom floor after she had done the procedure on her bottom, and I had to feign concern. All the old ladies in her tower block now have a kit, just incase.
Good luck.


Medical Questions by Hubert Cumberdale - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 20:04:16 EST ID:9Wq27ZST No.54564 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have two. One: I drank a lot of bourbon yesterday, four or five glasses and one beer, and now, 24 hours later, I have stomach pain. I assume that the damage to my stomach has been done, and that I am feeling the effects of it. So, would it be pointless to take a proton pump inhibitor like nexium or an antacid? I am drinking lots of water, which has helped significantly with the pain.

My second question is a little harder: for the last 10 days, I have woken up with severe wheezing, which I can mostly remediate with an albuterol inhaler (but it comes back when I nap or sleep). It started when I snorted 14 bags of heroin over the course of five days and has not subsided. I have never had wheezing before this. I have cut down on weed smoke considerably, but it has not improved. My doctor prescribed albuterol, allegra, flonase, and a chest x-ray to see if it is a walking pneumonia. I seek general advice.
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Charles Duffingfield - Wed, 19 Oct 2016 15:11:45 EST ID:J7AbzEbo No.54574 Ignore Report Quick Reply
  1. what my dude
there's no reason to believe that the bourbon broke your stomach. your stomach holds stomach acid and shit. now that shit is hardcore. sounds like all the beer gave you gas that got stuck in your colon and gave you stomach pains.
2.
stop snorting heroin with the god knows what else tiny impurities are in it
unfortunately, i cant say anything else on this cause i have no idea what the fuck is going on there
hopefully the x-ray confirms or deconfirms something
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Barnaby Sundleham - Thu, 20 Oct 2016 00:42:51 EST ID:TaIW1K+E No.54575 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54574

this nigga knows wassup, he said all the shit i was gonna say
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 16:59:04 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55616 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>54564
1.I reccomended something the English have known about since 451 BC - it's the power of fresh coconut oil orally at bedtime, taken with a solid silver spoon. 4x silver teaspoons of organic oil, each night for 14 nights while looking at the moon, then reduce to 2x silver teaspoons for 7 nights while looking at the moon with an oiled finger plugging in your Anus. This will cease your stomach discomfort. This works for anyone experiencing distress and anguish at the throbbing pain of anal fissures and furuncules. Note: Stainless steel teaspoons mustn't be used as will not help in your particular case. No proton pump inhibitor required here either, though I can see the confusion.
2.my my. It's 2.5kg of creamy virgin coconut oil anally every day for 14 days (it's a day for every bag of smack inhaled as a general rule) for the cessation of symptoms you describe, via enema. Infact this is a good all round treatment for any wheezing, no matter the cause. A mistress should help with the application, rubbing around the sphincter gently and erotically with a stainless steel spoon.
Good luck!


unexperienced by Sidney Chigglehire - Wed, 02 Nov 2016 06:27:03 EST ID:/Ttk4zqa No.54591 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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should I get a professional for a chemical peel or do it myself?
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 15:57:00 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55615 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54591
I am a beautician, and I say you can do it yourself at home with a small amount of coconut oil. A 5kg jar should be enough for your needs. Coconut oil, or copra oil, is an edible oil extracted from the kernel or meat of mature coconuts harvested from the coconut palm which grows in the plantations of the Great Barrier Reef. You take a stainless steel tablespoon of 100% pure organic coconut oil at a time, and smear it all over your face using the back of the spoon. Spread around generously. Once you have covered your face and forehead completely, take the remainder of the jar and utilise in an enema at exactly 11.35pm at this time of year as it works in conjunction with the moon. Because of its high saturated fat content, it is slow to oxidize and, thus, resistant to rancidification whilst in your rectum. After 30mins of withholding, give your Anus a playful little tap or two with the stainless steel spoon, say 'open sesame' and expel. The tap is THE SECRET to the facial technique working properly! Remove excess oil from yourself, clean face thoroughly. Voila! You are now beautiful inside and out. You're welcome.
Good luck.


Fishy smell by Beatrice Pabberfield - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 18:20:57 EST ID:VtmCVvMA No.54852 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I fucked this prostitute 3 months ago and her vagina raked. My penis still smells like fish and its been 3 months. I called the nurse at the doctors office and she didn't say anything. Anybody know what this is and how to get rid of it so I can have sex with my girlfriend?
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Fanny Fanhall - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 01:56:15 EST ID:VtmCVvMA No.54856 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54855
Nah nothing at all. Went to the doctor and got tested but forgot to ask about the smell. It just smells when I don't shower. Afraid im going to stink up my girls pussy.

Any over the cou term stuff I can buy?
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Fanny Fanhall - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 01:56:57 EST ID:VtmCVvMA No.54857 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54856
Over the counter
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Edwin Goodbanks - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 16:02:21 EST ID:sSi3q2bS No.54858 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I called the nurse at the doctors office and she didn't say anything.

holy shit I would like to hear how that conversation went
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Angus Heckleridge - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 03:02:51 EST ID:VtmCVvMA No.54860 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54858
Hey I had sex with this girl and my genitals smell.
Let me ask the doctor......he said he doesn't know
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 15:17:18 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55614 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54852
If you continue without treatment much longer, you will be saying goodbye to your chap and saying hello to a rancid trout in your pants young man. I highly reccomend starting coconut oil masturbation sessions asap - method is to smother your pudding with 25-30g of organic coconut oil, but replace your fingers with 5 stainless steel spoons. Wood spoons will not work despite their name. 25mins minimum of this, 30mins max, for 7 nights. Using circular motions up and down the shaft paying extra attention to the banjo string area where the fish smell originates. You MUST use this technique for 7 nights DO NOT quit halfway through or you will be brain dead the next morning and it will be all your fault. I know an English guy this happened to.
Good luck.


Spermatocele by Ian Dartwell - Thu, 25 Aug 2016 08:07:43 EST ID:YO0OApYS No.54435 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've got a "Spermatocele" in my nutsac, basically a cyst. It's painful. How do I get rid of it without surgery? My doctor said he wont remove it until it gets to "the size of a grapefruit" which could be years away. I don't want to wait that long or to have it grow that big.

Would regular gentle squeezing make the fluid move out of the cyst?
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Hannah Packlemudge - Sat, 08 Oct 2016 01:37:09 EST ID:i39F+30m No.54540 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54435
Damn, sorry to hear that. Maybe seek another doctor, other options. I have seen pictures of these sizes of proportions. seems removing it now would be far more
better option if at all possible. Good luck though.
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Hubert Cumberdale - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 20:11:02 EST ID:9Wq27ZST No.54566 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54437
Lmfao what kind of douche fries grapefruit? Get your life together and learn how to properly cook grapefruit/testicles.
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Lillian Buvingwill - Wed, 26 Oct 2016 05:46:51 EST ID:LQqHEoxA No.54583 Report Quick Reply
>>54435

Find a different doctor. The one you're seeing is a dipshit. A cyst might rupture and spread an infection that might kill you, make you sterile, cause gangrene or all kinds of nasty complications.
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Cyril Bropperway - Fri, 02 Jun 2017 13:05:13 EST ID:ovwJXydd No.54985 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54435
ittl go away by itself dude. i had one not too long ago. just keep nuttin
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 14:51:09 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55613 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54435
Cover your cyst in 10ml coconut oil and rub it gently with a spoon for 125 seconds, or until the oil is absorbed. Use the back of the spoon and remember to sterilise the spoon first in your favoured manner. The coconut oil begins dissolving the contents of the spermatocele like hydrochloric acid would. Don't be tempted to to use more than 10ml or you risk dissolving not just the cyst but your entire ball sack too. Use circular motions clockwise and then anticlockwise and i guarantee results overnight.
Good luck!


Mucus in my stool by Lydia Padgeshit - Mon, 18 Apr 2016 21:54:39 EST ID:0VoOU4Ma No.54023 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Recently ive been plugging a lot of 3meopcp since i got it. Havent been the most sterile or safe with it. In yhe last few days ive been finding it hard to poop most of the time and often times i get mucus in my poop like in the picture. I do have very slight discomfort in my stomach and bladder regions as well but its not horrible. What could it possibly be? I cant really see a doctor right now so please dont recommend it even though I know its the best option if available. Has this happened to anyone else? Can i let it pass on its own? How worrried shoyld i really be?
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Henry Sengerlatch - Mon, 25 Apr 2016 19:27:56 EST ID:P3QBGM+r No.54029 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>54023
I find mucus in my stool often, even when I haven't eaten my boogers in a while. I think it's normal, bro. You're good.
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Molly Honeyhall - Thu, 05 May 2016 14:13:38 EST ID:ijkBzM99 No.54063 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>54023
Do you experience constipation?
Colon secretes more mucus because of constipation, ulcers or rotting dispeption.
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Cyril Fidgeshaw - Mon, 09 May 2016 23:19:31 EST ID:oF3bOWEj No.54074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Had any other symptoms? Nausea? Do you pee normally? I suggest you start living a healthy life for a few days, with better diet, more fibber, water, to help your intestins. And don't do that 3meopcp thing, whatever the fuck that is, if you think that is what is causing the symptoms. And see if you get better. If you don't, I suggest doctor.
Also, if there's fever, or the pain increases, I have some bad news for your wallet, you gotta see a doctor if you wanna tell the tale.
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Augustus Tootville - Tue, 10 May 2016 07:50:43 EST ID:yK6iSoPH No.54075 Ignore Report Quick Reply
mucus is a typical response to the irritation of anal canal
it is very likely plugging is causing this
stop plugging for a few days and avoid doing it so often in the future
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 14:31:26 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55612 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The Great Barrier Reef is home to some of the most spectacular coconut plantations in the world, and the oil they produce has been found to be able to cure almost 57,5% of all ailments one would go to a hospital for help with! The oil is worth more than gold to the people who know the secret technique of using it. Clinical studies have proven it can even regenerate complex organs like eyes if the treatment plan is strictly adhered to (this particular discovery won a Nobel prize). I wrote a published paper myself on a technique used in situations very similar to yours. I've analysed your photo and decided I'd like to help you as I don't think it will pass on its own. I advise in your case to purchase a 1kg glass jar of 100% organic certified coconut oil and use an enema kit to deposit the entire contents directly into your rectum, then use a stainless steel spoon to hold it all in. Use a teaspoon or tablespoon depending on the size of your sphincter. You'll have to push quite hard against your Anus for 45minutes as peristalsis will begin almost immediately. Just before you expel the contents and experience the Heavenly relief, give your butthole a little loving rub with the back of the spoon. This last part is THE SECRET to curing yourself of your distasteful mucus problem.
You may experience a little weight gain but it's a small price to pay if you want to continue plugging that stuff up your ass, don't you think?
Good luck.


Penis Skin tone by Alex - Thu, 06 Jul 2017 18:33:33 EST ID:EId63CDm No.55046 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I need to know if there's a way to bright up my penis skin tone.
please help me guys..
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Nathaniel Shittingbanks - Sat, 08 Jul 2017 18:20:37 EST ID:FnXT+uyS No.55049 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Have you tried not touching it?
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Augustus Turveywill - Wed, 12 Jul 2017 11:08:10 EST ID:c7sCQ0xT No.55050 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well they can bleach assholes so I guess they can bleach dicks.

Why do you need your dick lightened?
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Ernest Brillerman - Fri, 21 Jul 2017 04:00:17 EST ID:W9WjeTfi No.55056 Ignore Report Quick Reply
are you the man with the shiny purple dick from the other thread
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 13:52:44 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55611 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55046
I got you on this one! Ive heard you can accomplish this by massaging organic coconut oil into your butthole in a circular motion. This sounds like a joke but I'm serious - the colour will start to brighten within minutes. Lots of people in England are doing this to lighten the skintone on their penises (men) or vulvulas (women). Take the oil and a high chrome teaspoon (you can purchase ribbed ones from a pharmacy for extra pleasure) and rub 50ml, or 75ml for sunshine level radiant skin, into your Anus hourly for at least a couple of days. Use the back of the spoon!
Good luck!


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE by Frederick Pillywut - Sat, 08 Jul 2017 01:12:41 EST ID:XzzvXafl No.55047 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do I stop my tinnitus? I hear it all day and it keeps me up every night. I have a fan going and I play wave videos on youtube but it's still shite. I know lots of other people deal with it too.
Also if I press my cheekbone in or clench my jaw really hard it gets louder and higher pitched, why is this?
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Ebenezer Blozzledudging - Wed, 27 Sep 2017 00:03:58 EST ID:k4kGPopX No.55115 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55102
>Got mine 6 weeks ago from combining quinine with doxycycline
This is the first time I hear about this. Is it possible to get tinnitus without being exposed to loud noise?
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Jenny Blythedale - Fri, 29 Sep 2017 01:23:25 EST ID:gA0Ln1Xg No.55118 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55115

i mean, the whole thing is down to electrical and chemical reactions. im sure its possible to fuck up those reactions in a way to give a false positive of a high pitched ringing. or maybe to fuck up the bones, eardrums, etc., even without loud sound. im no ENT though
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Hugh Drannerdine - Fri, 29 Sep 2017 03:02:08 EST ID:SJQsVVpF No.55119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55118
As far as I know, tinnitus is provoked by the physical destruction of the hair cells inside your ear.
I'm not saying it's impossible, but I wonder how drugs could produce a similar effect.
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Hannah Pibberstock - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 19:04:59 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55589 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55047
Fuck. I was unaware of mine until I read this post, now i notice it!
Could yours be a side effect of medication?
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 13:33:12 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55610 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55047
I have the same problem. I have what I call pulsatile tinnitus, sounds like a whooshing kind of turbulent noise but only on the right hand side. It's my heartbeat I can hear, quite loud right now. I can stop the whooshing noise if I put my finger against the artery, but it makes you feel funny in your head after 10 seconds or so. I also experience blood in my vision some mornings when I wake up, my right eye, it takes a few days to be reabsorbed, not sure if it is connected. My head feels kind of full all the time, I feel nauseous and my vision is very affected, sometimes see auras (flashing or geometrical patterns) and can't read (or text or drive or answer the fone) for an hour or so because they occur exactly where I'm looking. It's like going temporarily blind. Is much worse when I bend over or push when having a poo.


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