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Provo Canyon School

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- Mon, 11 Mar 2019 02:02:13 EST SYy8Yh3B No.55685
File: 1552284133278.jpg -(190872B / 186.40KB, 1600x1097) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Provo Canyon School
So this shortbus place keeps coming up in conversation with people in different places I go to online, and two ex-students I've had peripheral dealing with both claim to have been raped and tortured there. One guy is about as coherent as a pitbull in a spin drier, but I do believe if his problems didn't start there, they probably got worse there.
Has anyone had dealings with this place, or know anyone who has?
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Jarvis Bruzzleham - Thu, 14 Mar 2019 20:07:17 EST X5BW44/s No.55694 Reply
That's so funny, OP. I grew up in Provo. As far as I remember no shortbus kids were diddled but we are the repressed mormon state so it's likely.

That's horrible, jeeze. The only thing relevant I can recall now is that a Provo High janitor got busted for hiding a camera in a candy wrapper in the girl's locker room... OH wait, also my old Health teacher...Hmmm. Sure https://www.heraldextra.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/former-provo-high-teacher-receives-maximum-sentence-for-sexually-abusing/article_e7e41c90-7bf4-5997-bd91-344e9d3ce28a.html

The crazy thing is he was one of my favorite and (everyone's) most liked teachers. Dude turned out to be a sicko. Oh well I made it right
Truthin' sorry forgive me if that's dark. This should absolutely be acknowledged at least since you requested.
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Beatrice Soffingpadge - Mon, 18 Mar 2019 03:16:46 EST cFviKd1E No.55697 Reply
I do not hear about this medical high school before. I am medical college student now. I study in Boston. After graduation I want to get master degree in one of the medical universities. Now I work on descriptive essay on 6500 words. I contacted for helping to https://gpalabs.com/ because I need to correct some mistakes in my essay

tooth pain

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- Sun, 15 Apr 2018 17:21:33 EST NVmagwee No.55374
File: 1523827293937.gif -(950979B / 928.69KB, 200x200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. tooth pain
i have a cracked molar on the back-upper left side of my mouth. i'm pretty sure I also have a wisdom tooth that is due for removal above that one. is it the cavity from the molar that's hurting or is it the wisdom tooth? or both? it's not debilitating pain but I had one wisdom tooth removed four months ago that left me in such pain I couldn't focus or really sleep at night. it's kind of an itchy pain that feels like a cut. sometimes I don't feel it much at all and other times I feel the pain for hours. i don't go to my dentist until the 7th of the next month because I cancelled my last two appointments because my teeth weren't hurting then. what do i do?
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Augustus Pidgegold - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 14:48:46 EST psab3VVL No.55391 Reply
Thats not american healthcare.
where in the world can you get a doctors appointment in a non-private non-$9001 clinic sooner than a month? You know there can only be so many dentists in an area.
t. free healthcare eufag
Hedda Hommershit - Mon, 30 Apr 2018 23:55:14 EST NVmagwee No.55392 Reply
I don’t but I’m tucking desperate to stop feeling pain in my mouth every single day. I don’t know what’s wrong, I’ve never had this problem, I don’t know what to do. If I don’t see a dentist about this then who would I see? They’re all trying to sell something.
Sophie Chiblingkare - Tue, 12 Mar 2019 20:48:43 EST BQ6I2Jr8 No.55693 Reply
Literally canada. Never had to wait more then a couple days after making an appointment

low resting heart rate?

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- Mon, 02 Jul 2018 01:57:25 EST g4potFKK No.55458
File: 1530511045888.png -(45596B / 44.53KB, 599x699) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. low resting heart rate?
My resting heart rate was 51bpm earlier today when I measured it. In the evening.

I had some issues a week ago where propranolol made me have a really low resting heart rate, like, 42bpm. Also a lot of low blood pressure problems.

I quit taking it though, talked with my psych. Now I just don't even want to touch it even though it helped me so much in regards to handling panic, shaking less, stuff like that.

I don't have any bad low blood pressure symptoms. Should I be concerned about the low resting heart rate?

It's concerning in that my heart rate is way lower than what my stress/panic level makes me think it should be.
Sophie Chiblingkare - Tue, 12 Mar 2019 20:39:19 EST BQ6I2Jr8 No.55692 Reply
Damn, I'm literally in the same boat you. Just started taking pronal for physical anxiety symptoms (which then helps mental anxiety knowing that's under control) but my heart rate fluctuates around 50-60 on them and 80-90 without.

I doubt you'll see this reply but if so what dose did you take?

Is there any free therapy

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- Mon, 04 Mar 2019 23:26:18 EST 1jh5LPLW No.55682
File: 1551759978252.jpg -(24202B / 23.63KB, 500x500) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Is there any free therapy
In Canada? Can I sign up In a clinic or mental home instead?
Sophie Chiblingkare - Tue, 12 Mar 2019 20:20:02 EST BQ6I2Jr8 No.55691 Reply
Of course. Your family doctor (or any doctor for that matter) can set one up for you but theres usually long wait times (a couple weeks up to 6 months). Because they're free

Cracked tooth help?

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- Mon, 10 Dec 2018 00:08:42 EST JRMRNn6h No.55662
File: 1544418522142.jpg -(35460B / 34.63KB, 251x231) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Cracked tooth help?
I cracked my back molar biting into some hard candy and I can’t see my dentist for about a month since I need to go out of country. What can I do/should do to make sure my time waiting is spent best? I don’t want my tooth to become infected and have an even more serious problem before I get to my dentists office.
Albert Bondermane - Tue, 11 Dec 2018 14:29:41 EST IkIWMEs1 No.55665 Reply
go to a different dentist's office, or many dental schools have clinics where they'll work on you for cheap.
Charlotte Nundlefadge - Mon, 25 Feb 2019 09:46:45 EST p98oIwAn No.55671 Reply
Get a wad of "bee glue" and smush it softly onto the crack. It's been used as long as there have been humans, and can regrow dentin due to it being a GSK3 inhibitor.
Cyril Panningpick - Sat, 09 Mar 2019 13:35:50 EST p98oIwAn No.55684 Reply
Update, the "Brazilian Red" form has the best track record of having appropriate constituents.

Postectomy (Circumcision) Infection?

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- Tue, 27 Nov 2018 14:14:55 EST h4eqH8+W No.55656
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Context: I'm 21 and I did a postectomy (circumcision) a week ago and for a while I haven't felt any strong pain as the first 3 days prior, so I thought I was recovering fine, but something happened on the second day: a stitch fell, the one located on the base of the frenulum (pic related), so the skin and "meat" weren't exatcly glued enough to be safe for the stitch to fell/be removed. I was putting Collagenase inside this "hole" because that's the ointment to accelerate the healing process (at least that's what I was taught) and weren't given any instructions for this specific case.
Fast forward one week, it's in this state: the yellow-ish "meat" is taking control of the area - it was already yellow-ish before but I was said that was normal on the first week (as some black spots), that it would be gone in 2 to 3 weeks but now it looks... worse.
Is it infected? I don't feel pain neither odour from this area, so if it is indeed infected I was planning to go to the hospital ASAP.

Sorry for my bad english, I'm a little nervous about this, not knowing is scary as hell.

Cannabis for grandpa

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- Fri, 26 Oct 2018 14:35:01 EST xT/W3+U2 No.55640
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So my grandfather has a pain in the back. He gets painkillers that don't do enough. Weed was recently found by court to be a medicine in my country but it's prescription to patients has barely started. I was talking to the new dealer I met today (so much so that I forgot my phone in his car) and he recommended CBD oil which is was also recommended by my friend who is a narcotics-cop. What I have now is amnesia and white widow and I'm planning on testing both on grandpa (after testing them on myself). He seems somewhat immune to weed in general though; reacting very little to what should have left him quite stoned.

Basically what do I look for in cannabis and its derivatives if it is pain relief that is the main objective?
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Derluft - Mon, 29 Oct 2018 10:56:26 EST BiMbnKbv No.55648 Reply
Not a bad question, though you'd get better, more quicker results in /opi/ - BTW, /opi/ here ;)

Edibles aren't bad, but even if THC or CBD works for him the onset would take so long that it would only be efficient more-so for chronic pain and not accute- immediate. That said you can vaporize and there are tincures as well..

Thoes gent patches, I've tried them before and there is many mixed results from the reviews I've read; you can scrub your skin thoroughly as well as add a little acohol and a heating pad to increase absorbtion though it's really only for chronic pain as it's matrix is in a concurrent delivery method and typically don't have much of a Cmax - Meaning, if he has more-so accute pain and not chronic, a pill may be more effective.

You also have cannabis tinctures, though I'm not sure how they're made.. An NMDAR antagonist can work although they're mostly Dissociatives like DXM (IIRC), ketamine, PCP, 31st cetera..

Oh, OP, also, make SURE they don't puss test him, and if they do make sure he doesn't NEED a cannabis script in order to be allowed to have THC metabolites in his urine to seethe pain doctor's; if they don't allow its use without a script, they may just stop seeing him.

I think that's about all I got.. Oh, there's also kratom if your country allows it.
Martha Happerludge - Tue, 30 Oct 2018 18:02:07 EST xT/W3+U2 No.55651 Reply
Thanks. However the idea isn't to get more opiates into him or such. The cure could be worse than the disease at that point. I'm pretty sure it is chronic (or rather; constant) I'd have to ask him though after looking into the terms.

I don't think they piss test him nor do I think it would matter if they did. They would surely have pointed it out by now if they were testing for it or if it was a problem. I've had him bring it up with several of his doctors and they are in general positive.
Derluft !oCyNK.1Qtc - Wed, 31 Oct 2018 09:22:42 EST Y2rBWZlY No.55653 Reply
Fair enough, I was just listing off whatever may help off the top of my head.. But if cannabis were to work SO well for pain as opi's would, that may make someone as dependent on it for purely the analgesic effects..

A little more somewhat random info, it may be helpful, maybe not, but if even if it doesn't it still may in the future in the possibility that it's useful; better to have and not need than to need and not have. . Depending on your country you may have poppy seeds everywhere and can make PST.. If you need to heal or regenerate the opi receptors, changing up different opis which affect different opi receptors can help as well as physical training in order to regenerate and fortify said opi receptors by increasing overall endorphin levels, therein requiring a higher quantity or receptors to handle such.. Also, yoga and stretching works wonders for many; increasing overall bloodflow making it more fluid, which overall reduces inflammation and therein pain caused by it. Yoga also increases pain threshold by working nerves not normally worked decreasing hyper-analgesia which may be caused by opi treatment.

As far as the opi's being worse than the disease, maybe but itis entirely subjective and is essentially measured to each individual by determining their quality of life; addiction and dependence is bad but if such means to be able use a crutch to walk rather than crawling with nothing, it's obviously better to go with the lesser of the two evils.

I hope I may have helped in one way or another. Also, I'm just being enthusiastic now ;) but.. If you're simply treating the symptoms, there is not cure to be had, merely treatment.

Hi intrustive thoughts problems

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- Mon, 22 Oct 2018 16:31:28 EST 1jh5LPLW No.55636
File: 1540240288787.jpg -(82799B / 80.86KB, 900x684) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Hi intrustive thoughts problems
Intrusive thoughts, paxil working for me in reducing them but do you have any tips to help?

So far my depression, anxiety, fears are going away, but I need help to defuse lame memories, I heard there's new therapies but I dunno where to look.

It's good thing I forgot most of them and nothing from the 00s. Any idea how to rebuild my mind?
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Phineas Dashstark - Fri, 26 Oct 2018 18:31:25 EST opFniQnJ No.55642 Reply
Sorry. This wall of text meant for another thread.
Molly Snodwill - Fri, 26 Oct 2018 22:59:16 EST opFniQnJ No.55645 Reply
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I decided to write again anon, incase you were disappointed I made an error with that txtwall above!
Everyone experiences ITs to some degree, including me. Most of the thoughts that stream through our mind each day are not invited, they happen, they mean nothing and we don't pay much attention. With ITs, it can feel like they have taken over. They haven't - it's part of being human. The only difference between an IT that pops into your head and then leaves, and an IT that is distressing, is how you respond to it anon!
We could have these thoughts because our mind is telling us to pay attention to something that we need to find a solution to. That's all. There could be something that requires action, a relationship problem, a life problem etc. ITs latch on to the things that are important to you. Once you realise the root of the thought anon, and begin focusing on the solution/s instead, they WILL subside. Our brains were made to bring things into our awareness, and it WILL let them go again. The important point to note is that it is not the thought that is the problem, rather the problem arises with what you do with the thought, how much you feed it. Don't feed them and give them power anon.
If you ruminate, you need to actively recognise when the thoughts are starting. As soon as you realise, immediately make an effort to take action with something that interests you. Get up, go talk to a friendly family member, indulge your hobby, read, go on YouTube a while etc. Get up and do it! You'll become much better at this with practise. The main trick is to not start dwelling or ruminating for a long time if you are prone to this and it's making you feel bad.
Before you start getting upset with yourself, you have to remember that, at the moment, you are doing the best you can with your ITs. Stay calm. Do something you enjoy doing. Work out. Plant some vegetables. Get into nature. Put the radio on a talk show/call-in, listen and do household chores. Walk your dog. By enjoying any of the above activities you will be getting back into a healthier mindset. I won't promise things will drastically improve overnight, it'll take a little bit of time.
Take the fear out of your thoughts. Having an emotional reaction to the content of your thoughts, keeps the unwanted thought alive in your mind. When you are able to let the thought come into your mind and your feelings are not affected, the thoughts start to lose their power.
Lastly, pay no attention to ITs on an evening or during the night. Our brains are fatigued from the day, and are notoriously prone to irrational thinking at these times!

Perhaps you may elaborate on the ITs you experience?
Barnaby Cledgemock - Sun, 28 Oct 2018 06:14:23 EST 8nJV6RXS No.55647 Reply

Something new, I am thinking, ondansetron, given for usually nausea, vomiting, pregnancy morning sickness, chemo therapy felling ill. Effects brain chemistry or whatever that works on things to block feeling nauseous. Somewhere like that. Nobody wants to feel ill, it is just there sometimes.

It has been studied for alcoholism, withdrawal and keeping one from craving alcohol. Seems to keep one from obsessing, I guess, or mindset on alcohol, like going to drink. Kind of wipes those thoughts away. Those thoughts can be intrusive in a unsettling way.

So I have had serious bad intrusive thoughts, at times, just racing 100 miles an hour. Trying to sleep, not even.

Not to be too graphic but intrusive thoughts were like, death, danger, realistically it was an ongoing horror movie at times weeks on end. So sleep was a coping mechanism, at least nightmares I could get by easier with.

SO mirtazapine took over for a better even sleep. Clonazepam for day anxiety and even intrusive thoughts.

But adding ondansetron in small amounts seems to wipe away (set aside) (mix) intrusive thoughts, memories to a level that is (mostly) not intrusive. Like it's supposed to supress nausea, and cravings for alcohol, so seems for now to suppress the
impact of negative things, without necessarily hiding these. Not numbing ones-self, like with alcohol, but kinda just making them minimal, like never existed as well.

Maybe, if one wanted to they could focus on some aspects of trauma, like I know what happened and not have to be say re-traumatized by them, but look at them in a different way. Like they are there but, they aren't intrusive.

So as studied for alcohol craving obcessions, and nausea, it may seem to do as well with things that negatively impact our thoughts.

Well that is what I am finding. It is expensive as F8888. With medicaid, a buck or two for a months supply. I take mirtazapine for sleep, minimal amount, clonazepam for anxiety, which will never go away but is minimal usually, and a small amount of
ondansetroya/ zofran in small amounts here and there which seems to be the best of keeping panic attacks from actually happening, and intrusive and past thoughts to be like, just a passing thought that is not distressing.

It likely does not work well with zoloft and the like drugs but is not referenced to be negative with mirtazapine but does not work well with trazadone and likely not paxil I am sure.

But exercise will always help, sleep well and just wake up even if you dont feel like not facing the day.

Good luck, I'll keep on these without drinking and see how things go.

Weird red bump

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- Thu, 28 Sep 2017 12:07:50 EST 48l3Q2JZ No.55116
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A few days ago I noticed I had this weird red bump on my cheek to the left of my nose. It doesn't hurt or anything, but it hasn't gone away. It doesn't appear to be a zit so I dunno. Is this something serious?
Jenny Blythedale - Fri, 29 Sep 2017 01:21:40 EST gA0Ln1Xg No.55117 Reply
it could possibly be the early stage of a sarcoma/carcinoma, but it could also just be an unusual pimple, a result of acne, psoriasis, a burn (were you blackout drunk recently?), an allergic reaction, or just sensitive skin with no discernible cause. if you smoke or drink, try to reduce that. otherwise, just observe it. if it grows in size or changes shape/color/texture, see a doctor about it. if you are a fancy nobleman then see an oncologist, or at least dermatologist.
Nicholas Geckledat - Fri, 29 Sep 2017 14:04:27 EST 48l3Q2JZ No.55122 Reply
It appears to be shrinking both in area and bumpiness, but also getting darker red.
Cedric Gozzlechedging - Sun, 21 Oct 2018 18:36:11 EST opFniQnJ No.55635 Reply
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That's a rather extreme nodule you have there. I have my suspicions. Is the nodule deep down and palpable? And are you by chance a Roma gypsy? I have worked extensively with these people in their communities in Europe from 2012 - 2014 and noticed this same ugly skin ailment in vast swathes of that population and am wondering if there is correlation? The Roma community remedy is 4x stainless steel tablespoons of 100% coconut oil every 4 minutes for an hour (60tbls total) , followed by a 750g jar of 100% coconut oil enema administered immediately afterwards by a close female relative. A male relative gently holds apart the buttocks. This treatment is then repeated nightly for 7x nights using different relatives each night until the whole family has participated. I am lucky enough to have seen this treatment applied to an adult Roma male for myself, and I'm pleased to say it had wonderful results on this unsightly and frankly repellant affliction. I'm now involved (2017-) in medical trials using the Roma remedy for intermittent hiccoughs and lady troubles like PMS and Borderline Personality Disorder.
Research into social root-causes of poor facial skin health within segregated Roma communities in Central and Eastern Europe has been done extensively i.e. research into how, why and by whom these repulsive facial deformation-endangering settings and exposures are maintained and remedied. The aim of the study was to assess the local setup of how such astonishingly poor personal cleanliness leading to unsightly skin conditions in everyday settings and practices over the long-term in one such community. Early indicators show poor personal hygiene causing transference of microbial fecal matter from the hands onto the face (wash your hands after evacuation of the rectum young man! ) It is the initial part of a larger longitudinal study qualitatively exploring the social root-causes of the poor Roma skin health status through the case of a particular settlement in Slovakia with the same hideous malformation that you present. Please, don't be selfish - think of the mental health status of those who may accidentally see your ghastly affliction and aquire ptsd from the frightful exposure to you. No one wants to look at you or see that thing. I advise you to follow the oral and anal 100% coconut oil remedy of these Roma people for everyone's benefit.
On the bright side, you're all good for Hallowe'en.
Good luck.

How did you practice giving enemas?

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- Sun, 21 Oct 2018 15:56:54 EST opFniQnJ No.55634
File: 1540151814187.jpg -(60249B / 58.84KB, 1000x1000) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. How did you practice giving enemas?
/med/, I've been thinking that I'd really like to become a professional enema administrator. There's something attractive about being able to relieve people of their rectal discomfort when they have no one else to turn to. Being paid cash money for my services is a bonus. My speciality would be using 100% pure organic coconut oil in my enemas. How would one go about this? I'm thinking about purchasing a fake butt trainer to practice on. Will I be able to just advertise my services once proficient, or do I need qualifications?

Painful blackheads?

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- Sat, 19 May 2018 03:01:54 EST lroUEZ+a No.55414
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Can anyone explain what's going on?
I'm getting what seem to be blackheads all over my body, especially my arms, inner thighs, and feet.
Like sporadically I will feel as though I've stepped on some glass/a splinter but it's actually just a blackhead spontaneously pushing through my pore...
What is this shit?
I've recently started using meth which would most definitely be the main contributor/factor..
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Matilda Worthingville - Fri, 15 Jun 2018 05:50:22 EST LbJztlSR No.55433 Reply
Yea, if you didn't have those pitted looking deals along with the black dots then it is really a bad situation.
Regardless, the blackhead things and pain should reverse if you quit. Possibly it could be doing severe damage to your internal organs in the same fashion as well.

This glass stuff all likely comes from mexico, mass produced in a crude incorrect fashion. And not brought here not because of lack of fencing or a wall either. Deregulation of the trucking industry from Mexico.

Forget about the Vicodin epidemic. Opiates are tame in comparison to this glass that has overtkes the speed market. Just quit the stuff for a few months at least. Reevaluate your future, your past. Your family,
real friends.
Henry Noblingville - Fri, 22 Jun 2018 07:34:00 EST 0J48kcgn No.55450 Reply
No need to start an addiction to something soo crude. This is something new though. People would break out from commercial grade illicit speed. Like acne after using it for a few days. But i don't know about this.
I am imagine this is the clear looking sparkly glass stuff. Cheap research chemical? Never seen this until somewhat recently with people. Same characteristic. Blackheads that are not beachheads. That push through the skin and not sure about person but leaves indentations where the 'blackheds' had emerged.

Difficult but in the name of medicine and science save some of the dope, and be a test research subject
for medicine, like bood work etc. to explain how it is possible to have what seems to be blackheads suddenly show up and expel through the skin in such a rapid and crude fashion. I you decide to keep doing this suff.

Other wise, save some and send or bring it to the department of health or whatever entity. Concern about getting charged with a crime? Don't know. There are private companies that one can send drugs to to be tested. Maybe submit a urine sample, dope sample and analyzed with a mass spectrometer, it's expensive but I imagine some entity would pay for it. .gov .edu med etc.

Yea, amphetamines just do not do this. May rot peoples teeth out, make them seem monster like in appearance, but never seen the in the past.
Wesley Cricklelock - Sun, 21 Oct 2018 05:19:11 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55633 Reply
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Ugh. I rarely see patients at my practice as badly in need of some foot car as you young man, followed by a 100% pure Virginiaia coconut oil enema to thoroughly detoxify oneself!
Begin by soaking those rancid things in hot water, until the skin absorbs enough that it becomes wrinkly and white. Make sure to add 10x tablespoons of the naturally antifungal and antiseptic coconut oil to the foot bath. This may take upwards of 30 minutes to an hour. Next, take a large serrated blade (for safety) and scrape to remove as much of that ghastly yellow skin as possible. The effect can be greatly enhanced by staring at the moon out of the bathroom window. Be firm with your scrapes and those bloody awful blackheads should come away easily. You can use a pumice stone if you wish. Try to have those things sockless and exposed to the air as much as possible in future. Finally, a 1kg jar, coconut oil enema should be administered by a gaunt but kind lady friend to rid you of deadly built-up toxins. You can hold your own buttocks apart if you wish. Your Anus should be slick and dribbling oil after an hour. Instruct her to give the Anus a pleasant little rub with the back of a metallic spoon immediately before you evacuate the oil. She's aiming for gentle circular motions around the sphincter. 5 minutes of this should suffice. I don't understand why, but many patients omit this final erotic part of the procedure. In my expert medical opinion it's THE SECRET to the above working!
Boy did you need it.
Good luck.

Little white letters under fingernail.

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- Mon, 25 Apr 2016 22:20:43 EST 6eGfA3CN No.54030
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I woke up today to find the letters o and y very clearly embedded behind my fingernail. How in the hell is that possible?
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Could they be a message from God intended for you specifically? Do the letters mean anything to you? Once I woke up and noticed I had the letters COE, which I certainly didn't have previously, on a crease inside the crook of my left elbow. I thought it may have something to do with the Church Of England, but my girlfriend quickly pointed out we are atheists and it actually meant I needed her to administer a Coconut Oil Enema. So I let her fill me with 750ml of 100% pure oil that night, and we watched open mouthed in amazement the letters disappear and vanish together. It was a fantastic bonding moment for both of us in that bathroom - we now have seven healthy children. All boys. We look back and remember the Initial Experience as we call it, and she still requests to fill my rectum occasionally to keep the letters away.
Good luck.

Medical Questions

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- Sat, 15 Oct 2016 20:04:16 EST 9Wq27ZST No.54564
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I have two. One: I drank a lot of bourbon yesterday, four or five glasses and one beer, and now, 24 hours later, I have stomach pain. I assume that the damage to my stomach has been done, and that I am feeling the effects of it. So, would it be pointless to take a proton pump inhibitor like nexium or an antacid? I am drinking lots of water, which has helped significantly with the pain.

My second question is a little harder: for the last 10 days, I have woken up with severe wheezing, which I can mostly remediate with an albuterol inhaler (but it comes back when I nap or sleep). It started when I snorted 14 bags of heroin over the course of five days and has not subsided. I have never had wheezing before this. I have cut down on weed smoke considerably, but it has not improved. My doctor prescribed albuterol, allegra, flonase, and a chest x-ray to see if it is a walking pneumonia. I seek general advice.
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 16:59:04 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55616 Reply
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1.I reccomended something the English have known about since 451 BC - it's the power of fresh coconut oil orally at bedtime, taken with a solid silver spoon. 4x silver teaspoons of organic oil, each night for 14 nights while looking at the moon, then reduce to 2x silver teaspoons for 7 nights while looking at the moon with an oiled finger plugging in your Anus. This will cease your stomach discomfort. This works for anyone experiencing distress and anguish at the throbbing pain of anal fissures and furuncules. Note: Stainless steel teaspoons mustn't be used as will not help in your particular case. No proton pump inhibitor required here either, though I can see the confusion.
2.my my. It's 2.5kg of creamy virgin coconut oil anally every day for 14 days (it's a day for every bag of smack inhaled as a general rule) for the cessation of symptoms you describe, via enema. Infact this is a good all round treatment for any wheezing, no matter the cause. A mistress should help with the application, rubbing around the sphincter gently and erotically with a stainless steel spoon.
Good luck!
Derluft - Mon, 29 Oct 2018 11:42:20 EST BiMbnKbv No.55649 Reply
OR he could just use a fucking micron filter.

lmao I infer you mean to think ethanol is safer for your body than cut H.



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- Wed, 17 Oct 2018 22:30:22 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55620
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I'm researching for a new book, and would like to hear about the rare and unusual real life medical issues you've experienced and managed to cure with the 100% pure coconut oil Anal method from England. Any kind of anal applications welcome - including enemas, Qtips, silver spoons, perhaps a gloved finger? All stories replied to, welcome and credited in my book!
Nicholas Bollerwan - Sat, 20 Oct 2018 18:48:40 EST 2BfIgwl7 No.55630 Reply
Coconut oil heals my face eczema faster than anything else I've tried

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