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STD Paranoia

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- Wed, 17 Jan 2018 02:03:01 EST x6FKQZEM No.55234
File: 1516172581083.jpg -(34356B / 33.55KB, 720x842) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. STD Paranoia
Hey guys,

I really need some genuine advice especially from any possible medical professionals that happen to be here as well. I'm a 20 year old male and every time I have sex with a new partner even with a condom I'm absolutely terrified that I've contracted an STD, especially the ones that you can't get rid of like Herpes. The first time I ever had sex it was with an older more experienced girl and I used a condom and never really worried about it. The second partner I fucked this girl I was in love with and didn't use a condom and came inside of her (she was on birth control). Never was worried about that. It was only when I got drunk and had sex with this girl without protection when I was 18 that was kind of promiscuous that I freaked the fuck out and started getting tested for every possible STD i could and going to the doctor for every little bump or ingrown hair ive ever seen down there. They say at planned Parenthood it takes about 4-6 weeks for every thing to show up so I would find myself being extremely depressed until i waited out the incubation periods and then it takes another 2 weeks they tell you to wait after your test and if you don't get a call, your results are normal. I made sure to get tested for everything including both strains of Herpes and I've never tested positive for anything, except once when I got molluscum when I was fucking these two girls at the same time. That took months of treatment and was absolutely miserable before it finally went away. Anyways, After I finally got rid of my molluscum i went months and months without having sex basically just to make sure it was gone and because I wasn't really in the mood to have sex after that. All my tests came back clean and i didn't have anything and My molluscum never came back so December 2017 I assumed it was okay to become sexually active again. This girl invited me over and after basically begging me to fuck her I finally caved, but made sure to wear condoms both times we had sex. Now I'm stuck in the same position I always seem to put myself in. I have 11 more days until it's been a month since we had sex so I can go and get tested, and then 2 weeks after that to make sure I don't get a call. I know that this isn't really normal but I really just wanna make sure I'm clean and that's really all that will make me feel better. I'm a wreck. Even though the transmission percentage of actually fucking a girl with genital herpes with a condom is 2% of the year with no symptoms, I can't seem to put it into perspective that I'm most probably fine like i always am. What kind of help do I need?
Simon Sittingpudging - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 12:23:38 EST z8aiqwlu No.55235 Reply
yeah dude Star Trek: Discovery is total shit mate i feel you
Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 01:32:15 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55608 Reply
It sounds like you've had an awful fright, so I have a modicum of genuine advice for you. The procedure may sound horrendous, but millions of people in England are currently curing themselves of all kinds of ailments utilising this method. Have you heard of the 'oil and spoon' method? Doctors are blown away with the results. What you do is apply 100% pure organic coconut oil directly to your asshole, and massage gently in a circular motion with the back of a stainless steel spoon for 5 minutes. From your post it sounds like you need to utilise a tablespoon, not a teaspoon. If you buy a 2kg jar and massage 3x tablespoons into your anus every night for a week, then 4x tablespoons for another week, you will become immune to all STDs in existence and also Aspergers Syndrome. You'll be able to 'fuck bitches' to your hearts content without the intrusive thoughts and panic tests. Be sure to finish the entire jar, because you could actually lose your cock and later die if you quit halfway through! It will just come off in your underwear or while you urinate, and then you'll know it's you next. You'll just keel over one day, and it'll be all your fault your family is mourning you.
Good luck!

Ballmastrz 9000: Balled too hard?

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- Sat, 16 Jun 2018 01:57:33 EST Ao2VmIUs No.55436
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I need a quick medical opinion and since I'm american this is my best option

My left nut feels oddly... sensitive today. There's no pain, and i've confirmed it's still attached, but it feels oddly strained, kind of like you know how your nuts feel if they ever retract too far in in your sack/inside your body to an uncomfortable degree? It feels like that, but it's hanging at it's normal height.

Needless to say about any ball related shit, i'm freaked. The best I can figure is last weekend while i was masturbating I accidentally blueballed myself pretty hard and it hurt, but the pain subsided and i jerked off twice since then and the sensitivity only started today? the feeling subsides a bit if i stand vs sitting and seems mostly located in the strand that connects the ball to the body

Did I just bruise a blood vessel when I blueballed myself or is this more serious? how long should I wait to talk to someone as long as it doesn't hurt?

Will update soon if it subsides/continues...
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Cornelius Bardwater - Sat, 04 Aug 2018 13:04:31 EST qzXX4B4A No.55499 Reply
Could be epididymitis. I've had it in my right one, its pretty harmless. But you really should get any ball related stuff checked out
Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 01:03:15 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55607 Reply
This is going to sound crazy young man, but you must dip your nutsack into a bowl of decanted organic coconut oil and rub your nuts allover with a stainless steel spoon. You can buy a kit from the pharmacy which contains a glass jar of between 250g - 50kg of 100% coconut oil, and spoons of differing sizes. The highly polished ones are much more effective. You may need to wax beforehand. The right one aswell please, spread the oil everywhere to make sure you get all the benefits (I mean hold your dick in the other hand, and rub around and around yourself utilising the back of the spoon.. And right into the taint/crack) . Unfortunately, as your nut is still attached you aren't anywhere nearly deformed enough to make use stronger procedures. There is one where you insert the spoon deep into your rectum,but please do not do be tempted to do this, no matter how pleasurable it gets. This procedure is too powerful for the minor ailment you have, and I fear you would find yourself sprouting an extra pair of bollocks behind the ones you already own.
Please update us with how this turns out ASAP, we're currently on the edge of our seats with anticipation.
Good luck!

Surgery and Infection

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- Mon, 13 Mar 2017 21:49:32 EST TYRR92s5 No.54839
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I have recently (this weekend) undergone minor surgery to stitch up my ear after the top was split due to being attacked with a knife and I'm on clarithromycin to prevent infection and I was wondering, out of paranoia, how I would know if the wound was infected. I am obviously concerned about it healing properly and getting in touch with the surgery clinic has been a nightmare. I've been using an ointment regularly to stem off infection but was wondering, would it be obvious if there was an infection? I've never had anything like this before.

Photo is my ear post operation.
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Samuel Muzzlewodge - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 00:12:42 EST NHGTafh1 No.54851 Reply

i just want to restate that is some really impressive stitching they did, you should be happy about it. i worked in an ER for a year and i saw a few ears and noses stitched back together and it was rarely as neat as yours. it will obviously have a scar but it should heal very well and be not very noticeable.
Nathaniel Brangerwater - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 01:30:27 EST PATtkuQB No.54875 Reply
Hydrogen Peroxide is quick and easy but it destroys a lot of newly formed/healed flesh. I wouldn't use it.
Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 00:19:52 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55606 Reply
Coconut oil is a fantastic antiseptic young man. But you apply it straight to your asshole and not your ear, using the back of a stainless steel spoon to rub it in gently. I know this sounds far fetched, but it's a craze from England that scientific studies are blown away by. Do not try diluting the oil, this will only make it stronger - a bit like homeopathy - and you may even grow another ear somewhere on your body, the effects are that powerful! You'll only need a small amount. I've had a look at your photo, and I think a small 250ml jar should be enough to stop your ear eventually going black and falling off. Start ASAP as I see this process has already commenced. Two stainless steel teaspoonsful on an eve to begin with, increasing to four in the second week, and then six teaspoonsful but internally (you will want to do this anyway at this point) every night until you finish the jar. Warm the spoon up in warm milk beforehand if you fancy. This will definitely save your ear and enable you to find a girl who'll like that you look normal and non-deformed when you grow up. Dose for inevitable STDs is as above, but applied morning and night (you'll need the 500ml jar).
Good luck!

Stopping Xanax With Lamictal

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- Thu, 14 Sep 2017 11:16:34 EST FQZmEY3B No.55091
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I take Lamictol/Lambipol for my Bipolarity but also know it is an anti-epileptic.

I also happen to have a huge, huge dependency on Xanax. It can range from 6 to 15mg a day. It's been going on for 10 years. Sometimes I'll take an entire box in a night and I won't feel a thing, honestly.

Anyway.. I want out of this. I'm not getting high. This is a maintenance dose.

Would Lamictol make for a faster taper due to its anti-epileptic attributes?

I'm not gonna stop cold turkey. But if I do... I will go full seizure mode right?

Thanks in advance guys.
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Sidney Soffingforth - Sun, 24 Sep 2017 20:24:36 EST cWciUpNW No.55111 Reply
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I took 3 mgs of Clonazepam for about two years in my most recent prescription (taking benzos on and off for 5-6 years). While tapering off Clonazepam, I happened to be taking 200mg of Lamictal a day for mood stabilization, so that was considered a buffer against any threat of epilepsy, according to my psychiatrist.

I was really afraid while tapering off Clonazepam, but no two people withdrawal the same. I think the biggest threat is psyching yourself out. I hope you get out of this, too, because after years of using this stuff it really, really starts to change us.

I had a very painless withdrawal, no physical side effects and a very short period of stressing over whether or not I would have a panic attack or something. I never did. I dropped from 3 to 2.5, to 1.5, to nothing. About a span of 30 days in between each drop.

One thing I wish I hadn't done: read a bunch of shit on the internet about benzo withdrawal. You're psyching yourself out. I did the same thing. You will DOUBTLESSLY find posts about people having a hard time, but take it slow and it really helps if you can tell someone in your life what is going on. I think the most psychological agonizing part of withdrawal is feeling alone. You got any friends, good friends? Family? Love is a potent thing when you're up against fear.

I wish you peace of mind, whether or not you're going through the taper, because no one deserves to be chained to a substance like this.
Archie Crebbertutch - Mon, 25 Sep 2017 02:14:02 EST 21fkN6sI No.55112 Reply
Taking Lamictal won't necessarily make your withdrawal any better, so it might still be better to stick to a normal taper schedule, to reduce risk of relapse
Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 23:29:09 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55605 Reply
Have you tried tapering with the oil and spoon kit? It does mean showing your asshole to a doc, and feel the oil melt and run down your leg as he rubs you inside and out pleasantly with the back of a steel spoon (DO NOT use plastic ones, they are many times inferior and you could bleed to fucking death if the twat snaps). But I hear it works wonders for withdrawals. The coconuts used are 100% organic, fresh and the oil melts between your buttocks wonderfully.
Try not to fart.
Good luck!

Coconut oil/stainless steel spoon kits

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- Tue, 16 Oct 2018 23:05:42 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55604
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Has anyone heard about or bought one of these coconut oil/stainless steel teaspoon kits? I've heard they can cure just about anything.

woke up in a wet bed near my GF

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- Mon, 30 Jan 2017 03:20:06 EST OGgsOPCf No.54736
File: 1485764406752.jpg -(58031B / 56.67KB, 400x480) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. woke up in a wet bed near my GF
25yr old male here.
Never happened to me before
(besides when I was a kid).

Woke up in a wet bed today. GF took it considerably relaxed.

Embarrassed as fuck!

I know things like this can happen when there is a lot of stress in life.
But there is nothing major going on right now.
Feel pretty relaxed the whole time.

Do I need to look for a doc?

Is there any way to know this will happen again?

Any symptoms I need to look for?

I don't want to experience this ever again!
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Matilda Sacklehick - Mon, 22 May 2017 12:36:15 EST pk7Bjdih No.54965 Reply

Are you on any medications for sleep? Did you drink alcohol?
Shit Brookwater - Mon, 22 May 2017 20:10:59 EST YZzdD5Iz No.54966 Reply
no joke OP, i suggest doing some kegel exercises to strengthen the sphincters controlling your urine flow (males have 2). just try to start and stop your pissing mid-stream several times to build up those muscles. i know it may sound like bullshit but it's actually a successful remedy if kids have a bedwetting problem.
Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 22:57:22 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55603 Reply
Ask your doctor to prescribe you the coconut oil and highly polished stainless steel teaspoon kit, pissy pants! The coconut oil is 100% organic and from fresh green coconuts, ie. not the old brown store bought ones. Get the 5kg glass jar if you can. The plastic jars leech chemicals. The instructions tell you to part your buttocks (you may need to wax the area first) and spread one heaped spoonful of coconut oil around your asshole and immediately rub yourself with the rear of the spoon. Gently, in a circular and oddly pleasant, massagey kind of way. You may find this becomes more pleasurable as the treatment continues, and finally intensely erotic by the end. You'll need to continue this application, stinkbomb, every morning and every night or you'll pee the bed like a naughty little boy, and more and more often, until you have no choice but to resort to adult diapers. Continue until the whole 5kg has been used. Your bladder will know if you cheat, and will shrivel up and tell your prostate to enlarge if the treatment on your asshole is neglected. Perhaps you can get your girlfriend (if she'll stay with you and support through this without laughing) to join in and add a new erotic vibe to your Sex life? She can even insert the handle if you find the idea sexy enough. This treatment is from England, home of the Finest Sheffield Steel. The coconuts are from The Great Barrier Reef or something.
It worked absolute wonders for me!
Good luck.

Fuck, had a tooth removed!

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- Thu, 14 Jul 2016 01:00:40 EST yw2pWV+y No.54287
File: 1468472440941.jpg -(311333B / 304.04KB, 1080x1026) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Fuck, had a tooth removed!
So, I copped a pretty nasty hook to the jaw a while ago and some of my second molar chipped away.. Due to personal management issues I took some time to confront this and it naturally broke down more. I never felt any pain, and my other teeth are fine, so I didn't confront it until today. It was discovered by x-ray that the damage was so deep that an expensive root canal wouldn't be likely to save it, so I had it pulled.

I realise the complications that come with removing a molar with neighboring teeth, so I want to have an implant installed soon. It would be about 4.5 - 5k in my country, but I'm considering going to the Philippines. I hear good things, incl. the cost. My girlfriend is from there and wants to go back next year.. Any advice?
Charles Piddlebare - Thu, 14 Jul 2016 02:20:26 EST 7a/GUzCH No.54288 Reply
it will be more challenging, because you will need someone who speaks mandarin, but probably the highest quality/cost ratio you can access: taiwan
Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 22:19:44 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55602 Reply
Grow a new one with the new fad from England. Order the large anal/stirrup kit, comprising 10kg jar pure organic coconut oil with the tablespoon (not the teaspoon one) and a set of plastic and rope stirups. You can choose stainless steel spoons or highly Polish stainless steel spoons for quicker results . Take 250g of the high quality oil, and slowly spoon it inside yourself rectally. This restores the ingredients, like calcium and enamel, that you'll need to regrow the tooth. As you know, they take a long time to grow in, and the treatment is quite long at 40 days but you mustn't give up halfway through or you'll die. Don't let this put you off, the experience is quite pleasant once you get used to it, you may even find yourself looking forward to putting your legs up in the stirrups each night, like women do when they have the pelvic gyno inspection thing done. Plus you'll be able to eat properly again, and not Spit meat bits out when you talk to people in the street.
Good luck.

can't poop

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- Sat, 25 Jun 2016 10:44:25 EST OTZqc9bM No.54241
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Matilda Muttingwater - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 00:21:02 EST 8rTptFiJ No.54375 Reply
are you taking opiates?
they are known to cause constipation
Hannah Pibberstock - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 19:31:23 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55591 Reply
When I need to poop I reach for either walnuts or lettuce. Both of these things make me pooooooop!
Especially two handfuls of walnuts.
Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 22:01:41 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55601 Reply
But what is even better is 500g coconut oil spooned up your rectum with a stainless steel spoon,followed by a soothing rub against your ass hole with the back of the spoon. Ask your pharmacist for the small anal kit. Ask someone with a strong stomach to hold your cheeks apart for you for easier spooning. The pharmacist will stock the anal speculum add-on if everyone is a bit squeamish, or you are too shy for that sort of thing. You will shit for days. Literally, days.
Good luck.

I just threw up this much blood

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- Mon, 27 Nov 2017 18:34:01 EST 2dJaS4ne No.55177
File: 1511825641154.jpg -(1660558B / 1.58MB, 1944x2592) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I just threw up this much blood
Is this too much blood to throw up
Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 21:54:28 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55600 Reply
You can replace the blood you've lost using coconut oil as a replacement. Ask your mom for a stainless steel spoon and take both items to the bathroom. Ask your mom to spoon the coconut oil into your rectum. 2x 1kg jars should do it. Your body will absorb it and then you can get to cleaning up that bloody mess you've made. Look at the state of the carpet!
Good luck.

Non narcotic otc pain management

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- Mon, 23 Jul 2018 14:38:00 EST 3NARkKUi No.55486
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So I tore my acl a couple days ago and the pain is near unbearable at the moment. My doctor will not prescribe me narcotics as a "former" addict and Tylenol etc are not even talking the edge off. Are there any reliable diy pain remedies or otc drugs that manage pain as an of label thing? I don't mind side effects or if I have to abuse something to get the desired effect. I will also go to a plant store if necessary if that's the answer. Any help greatly appreciated
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Cornelius Nondernog - Fri, 03 Aug 2018 15:07:28 EST HHA9fQLj No.55497 Reply
Old post but Ibuprophen can come in 800mg prescription form. Ibuprophen is superior for pain relief. IMO. If one was to get vicoden, ask for vicoprophen.

Tylenol (acetaminophen) is pretty harsh on the liver. As well, anybody interested, be as minimal as possible when describing past illicit drug usage. I mean, took a hit of pot, didn't like the smell of it it, felt kinda dizzy from just the smell of it.
Revealing past drug use will limit health options and can have a snowball effect
that makes things seem like, your a junky!

A simple drug, tramadol, many DRs will prescribe that. It alone 100mgs may = 800mgs ibuprophen, 7.5 mg vicoden.

Tramadol I hate the feeling mostly, it is not a praditional opiate as we know these. Works well with small doses. Take it over T-3s I guess any day. Oh it works as well, in theory, as your basic T-3s as above mentioned drugs.
Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 21:45:41 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55599 Reply
Coconut oil. Yes, coconut oil!
Have you got a teaspoon in your cutlery drawer you haven't used for cooking smack? Take the teaspoon, (a highly Polished one is best) take some of the coconut oil, and go to the bathroom and get undressed. The coconut oil is applied to the outside of your anus- dose is one half spoonful. You may be most comfortable on your side with one leg up by the toilet. Gently slide the handle of the spoon inside, and in and out for 60seconds for greatest pain relief ,then apply once more for the hell of it. You cannot get addicted to this treatment, and if you do don't worry as it's just psychological. Follow with a nice hot bath. Voila! Pain dispelled.
Good luck!

Collapsing spine

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- Wed, 02 May 2018 16:06:25 EST 51BTUbsf No.55394
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Hey, I know you guys probably don't really know, but I'd like a better response than what I might find from google. So I won't go into details but basically as a key piece of trying to convince me to do something I didn't want to do someone (who is in fact wheelchair bound) told me that their 'spine was collapsing' and that they had been given a year to live.

Now, this person I have confirmed to lie to me about a major life event before, so what I want to know is, is there a possibility this is real? Is there some kind of condition that causes one's spine to collapse slowly and inevitably fatally, ideally one that doctors can predict mortality so precisely? Or does that sound a little off and this might be another deception? I can't get much more information about it from them without tipping my hand.

Thanks homies
Augustus Droffingman - Wed, 02 May 2018 21:38:19 EST r1Y31/eq No.55395 Reply
well in the pic theres a tumor growing beside the spinal cord so yes that could kill you. but just a degradation of the bone shouldnt, they can put metal plates and spacers and rods and shit to keep the vertebrae in the right place
Albert Clobblefoot - Mon, 07 May 2018 20:08:28 EST Rl1gAmmt No.55398 Reply
what's this "major life event" they have lied to you about OP?
Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 21:30:34 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55598 Reply
Have you told them about the miraculous spoon and oil cure? It's a kit containing 10kg jar of pure organic coconut oil and a highly polished stainless steel teaspoon. Some people say to just apply to your Anus and rub with the spoon for 5 minutes for a fragile spine, but I swear taking it rectally instead works much quicker and works right up to the crumbling spine stages. If the spine has already disintegrated you're going to need the tablespoon size and apply 3x an hour, or continuously if bedridden until they bloody well get up. Good luck home!

what does it mean that I'm puking for 15 minutes straight

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- Mon, 17 Sep 2018 01:11:21 EST iKdMgDzd No.55542
File: 1537161081695.png -(44797B / 43.75KB, 275x129) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. what does it mean that I'm puking for 15 minutes straight
and it's disgusting brown liquid
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Reuben Dreckledag - Wed, 03 Oct 2018 22:30:21 EST IkIWMEs1 No.55558 Reply
go easy on dat /jenk/
Caroline Chombletack - Fri, 12 Oct 2018 02:27:52 EST jIXWvBOO No.55575 Reply
Youre either in detox mode or rip prep stages
Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 21:19:26 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55597 Reply
It means you haven't been taking your coconut oil rectally young man, and then rubbing your Anus gently with a high Polish stainless steel spoon!
Buy the goddamn kit, or request one for Christmas.

Hospital now or after work?

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- Tue, 16 Oct 2018 07:31:50 EST EdP4zk2D No.55578
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So I'm gonna just get right to it. A few days ago I got a wicked painful ingrown hair above my dick, but I just shaved so I figured whatever. It still hasn't gone away after 4 days. Same type of thing develops on my inner thigh two days ago, but I didn't shave there so it has no business being there. Now there is a giant red-hot growth that looks like an infected blackhead growing out of my kneecap. Extremely painful, keeping me awake at night. Notice I get some kind of painful lump right behind my back, and it hurts like a bitch to sit down. I just took a dump and it looks like I had a fucking abortion. Before I was just like whatever, random ingrown hair, maybe a hemorrhoid, a pimple. But now I'm thinking I have MRSA. I get off work in 4 hours and I need the money badly. What do.
Pic related
Augustus Bunford - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 10:00:23 EST EdP4zk2D No.55579 Reply
Op here. Apparently I'm covered in abcesses for some reason and there's one right on my taint that they want to cat scan to make sure it's not in my bowels. If it is I need surgery asap. The one on my knee is serious, and they've circled it with a marker to see how fast it's spreading. If it gets bad enough and infects the joint, they said I could lose the leg. This sucks
Shitting Femmlelick - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 14:52:36 EST FonZKC1l No.55580 Reply

were you offered any hypothesis as what caused this gruesome fate?
Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 21:12:23 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55596 Reply
Ask the one of the nurses at the hospital to fetch a stainless steel teaspoon and a 5kg jar of coconut oil. It's a new fad from England, and will heal that blemish on your knee in no time - the nurse will wink at you and understand immediately! Lay in the foetal position and ask her to begin to apply some of the coconut oil around your Anus, and she should start gently rubbing and comforting you with the stainless steel spoon automatically. The action of the spoon kills the MRSA you are covered in. Treatment is over when she has applied the entire jar. You may need to go through this several times to combat that ingrown hair, but don't worry, you'll enjoy every hour. Good luck!

unknown medical, assist

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- Thu, 27 Sep 2018 20:18:06 EST vUVTd5Go No.55548
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>be me
> kidneys feel dull/achey
>feel bloated often
>morning piss burns(like hotsuace)
>smells like sulphur
>urethra tingles

Wat do?
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Caroline Chombletack - Fri, 12 Oct 2018 02:40:35 EST jIXWvBOO No.55576 Reply
Stay wet and find safe ecstasy
Hannah Pibberstock - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 18:08:34 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55583 Reply
Sounds like cystitis. You can buy soluble cystitis powders to drink. The pure cranberry juice method helps too. Sometimes when ladies have rough Sex bacteria is pushed up the uretha. Women are more prone to bladder infections than men, as men have a longer uretha. The kidney ache is not good news, that needs to be seen to.
Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 20:52:40 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55595 Reply

You need ones of those new coconut oil/stainless steel tablespoon kits. You get a high Polish stainless tablespoon and a 2kg glass jar of coconut oil in this bigger kit. You're going to need to take the coconut oil both ends. Remember - ORALLY FIRST! Swallow 3x tablespoons (the teaspoon kit is too small for your needs) and rub the back of the spoon forwards and backwards along your tongue to get the most benefit. Purse your lips around the spoon as you move it in and out to soothe the bloating and erase the tingles. Most people find this step the easiest. The second part of the treatment involves 1x tablespoon rectally. I realise it sounds strange when the serious infection has already reach your kidneys, but don't listen to the scare stories and be put off, this has fantastic results. You can purchase an anal speculum separately to help administer the coconut oil if you can't just spoon it in normally. Rub the tablespoon gently around the outside of your Anus in a circular motion for 60 seconds to finish off. It works on soothing the hotsauce sensation you've been experiencing, and feels good too. Munch a few cranberries, put your knickers back on and that's it, good to go. Don't forget to clean the tablespoon with bleach before next application. Good luck!

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