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is it likely i have add

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- Thu, 18 Oct 2018 10:30:10 EST 2gPg0wkX No.55622
File: 1539873010007.jpg -(62291B / 60.83KB, 1280x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. is it likely i have add
//sorry if this is wrong board, i feel like it more concerns my health than stims themselves

Stimulants are my drug of choice for a multitude of reasons, but not because they make me really energetic. In fact, stims tend to have the opposite effect on me - I feel calm and focused, and will usually just feel like laying down and talking with those around me rather than do anything usually associated with uppers.

Is it possible I have ADD? I'm 18f and have always done fairly well in school but have never done any work in class or at home, just an hour or two of cramming the night before a test. Usually if I try to actively study I just end up staring at my wall without meaning to.

Seeing as stimulants calm me down and help me focus on singular tasks or thoughts, it occurred to me that I might just be unintentionally medicating undiagnosed ADD. Thoughts?
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George Blatherfield - Fri, 19 Oct 2018 03:27:42 EST k6OPhw89 No.55623 Reply
>>55622
I guess, are these prescribed? Some types of amphetamine are more-so like you describe. Illicit or otherwise.

I think most have a hard time focusing on things sometimes. Or a lot. I never liked paperwork, reading instructions, etc but amphetamine can make things that were boring, uninteresting, suddenly interesting.

So it's difficult to say.

ADD or not, surely drugs that are used to help focus, do work.

Relying on them, eh like getting a script, if that is what you are kinda wondering, I really wouldn't bother. A script, use it for however long, months years, most actually regret it. As they may be back at square one, or even further behind in coping with things than when they started ADD drugs.

But, some amphetamine can make one focus, think clearly 'as prescribed' and not be like bouncing all oveer the place without direction. So in all, surely you may have some sort of issues that keep you from focusing, similar to ADD.

I barely turned in 2nd grade homework, when I found I still got a passing grade without turning it in. Lack of focus. Oversight.
But in school most things were easy? SO that was my free pass. Do good in school, and not good on my own time.
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Graham Paddledire - Thu, 25 Oct 2018 13:30:59 EST seInJVW2 No.55639 Reply
inb4 coconut oil spammer

I have a cold...

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- Sat, 15 Oct 2016 11:09:51 EST OMRfG0ie No.54563
File: 1476544191165.jpg -(20276B / 19.80KB, 295x190) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I have a cold...
And I've woken up with really bad eye mucus for the second morning in a row. I have to blindly navigate my way to the bathroom, grab a washcloth, wet it with warm water, and wipe my eyes a hundred times just to be able to see. And even then, I still won't get it all.

Why?! This hasn't happened to me during a cold/flu for 10+ years and the person that I think got me sick isn't dealing with this bullshit. Why is this cold different? And how do I prevent/treat it?
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Ian Shittingdale - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 21:57:17 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55619 Reply
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>>54563
It's a little late for prevention if you're waking up blind.
It sounds like you have an irritated conjunctivava. The 'eye mucus' you are complaining about is dead bacteria cells and blood by-products. Do not contaminate your other eye with the infected gunk that is coming out of your other one. Luckily for you I know a 24hr cure. It involves dabbing coconut oil every 24mins for 24hrs onto your Anus with a cotton bud. You can purchase a kit, or may have the two items to hand already. Before we go any further, let’s go over some coconut oil biochemistry basics. Triglycerides (dietary fats) are made up of a glycerol backbone + 3 fatty acids. It’s the chemical structure of the majority of fatty acids (i.e., the number of double bonds, if any) in the triglyceride that dictates the classifications that humans created for them. This means applying coconut oil via a cotton tip to the Anus will cure your ailment quickly (even though it seems like an eye problem).
Thanks goodness the problem is not penis gunk each morning. Imagine washing that a hundred times!
Good luck.
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Rebecca Nebblestig - Thu, 18 Oct 2018 00:47:57 EST WCBFA8xj No.55621 Reply
>>54563
Maybe late but a good time to wash your bedding. Including comforters. I like to wear clother a second day, whatever. Wash dirty clothes. Vacuum your floors.
Maybe cover couch you use for a few days. I think dust kinda has something to do with this. Maybe dust some, keeping it from your eyes.

Not sure if a virus causes this, but if you use visiene make very sure not to touch your eyes with tip of applicator. Pharmacists, if you call them they usually will be happy to take a moment to explain things.

GF Choked me, now my neck's messed?

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- Sun, 17 Dec 2017 12:07:07 EST xqN5w2gn No.55203
File: 1513530427328.jpg -(87161B / 85.12KB, 500x707) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. GF Choked me, now my neck's messed?
My girlfriend choked the ever-living daylights out of me about ten days ago (consentually) and we (stupidly) didn't look up how to do it safely beforehand, aaaaand I think she may have messed something up.

My neck has been sore for over a week, I have this wierd rushing sound in my left ear, and I just feel tired and dizzy frequently.

I'm hoping it's just a coincidence and I have a... IDK, an inner-ear infection or something. Or is it possible she damaged a major vein/artery? She wants me to see a doc but we're from a very small town that's hardcore religious and I'm not sure how I could explain this to a doctor without a) outing myself b) talking about sex c) the dr thinking I'm a battered woman d)shelling out for nothing

Ugh, help. Thanks
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Graham Sigglebedge - Sun, 17 Dec 2017 22:43:07 EST 8yUHTDg0 No.55204 Reply
i didnt know this type of stuff went on in lesbian relationships. interesting
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Jack Fummlewell - Sat, 23 Dec 2017 00:45:31 EST M36+aLLi No.55207 Reply
>>55206
If you're REALLY worried then go to the doc. If you think she may have sprained the muscle in your neck, don't worry with it. I say this assuming you're in the USA where going to the doc costs a shit ton. If you're not, then go!
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 18:56:41 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55618 Reply
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>>55203
I am a highly sexual lesbian in a highly sexual lesbian relationship, and also a highly certified expert in lesbian sexual relationships. My highly sexual, expert, lesbian sexual relationship advice for both of you highly sexual lesbians in a certified, highly sexual lesbian relationship together, is this - First i recommend your partner and yourself purchase a 1000ml 'spoon and oil' kit each from a pharmacy or bring the ingredients together like yourselves. Both slowly get comfortable and naked together, make out and undress eachother slowly while kissing and making small sharp inhalations into one another's ears, flick your tongues and proceed to work up to administering an Organic 100% virgirginia coconut oil enema on eachother. This will soothe the injury consentually inflicted from the naughty bdsm sex you both participated in recently, and will also be quite light fun in the bedroom for a change for the both of you. I suspect you may be tempted to introduce your wrist and ankle restraints for that feeling of exquisite helplessness as you take turns to be fully anally filled, and this is quite alright by me. Remember to bring a teaspoon with you into the bedroom. Preferably a solid silver spoon, as frankly a stainless steel one is just not good enough for the both of you delightful little minxes. Playfully take turns gently massaging eachother over your lacy panties, insert your fingers into one another's mouths, kiss deeply and work up to gently massaging eachother anally with the coconut oil on your curling fingers. Moan and push the silver spoon into eachother. Deeply, in and out, in and out at a slow pace, your favourite position I'm sure. Then take the silver spoon when you are both completely full, and firmly rub the back of the spoon in circular motions clockwise then anticlockwise around the sphincter muscle and squirm for eachother. You're both highly worked up. Look into each others eyes - it is normal for your breathing to begin to quicken even further. Notice the dilation of your partners pupils. You've both taken the full 1000ml of the oil and know tomorrow you will be refreshed and content.
Push a finger up your own bum, and run to the bathroom quickly.
Congratulations!

Rash

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- Sun, 18 Jun 2017 11:39:02 EST kx17QheM No.55019
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I have this rash showing up everywhere. What is it?
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Shit Girringpedge - Mon, 26 Jun 2017 21:09:10 EST W8FkDObv No.55031 Reply
>>55025

heres the thing though, fungi aren't bacteria. if it is indeed fungal in origin you will need antifungal medication from the drug store. there are many over the counter brands. if you are still having this problem i would suggest going this route.

also side-note, go easy on the peroxide. that shit is like a microbiological nuke. kills all the millions of good healthy bacteria too.
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 17:22:20 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55617 Reply
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>>55019
Do you know anything about the 'oil and spoon' method? This was told to me in confidence by an English relative. You use medical grade 100% coconut oil, applying it liberally to your Anus and patting gently with a spoon until absorbed. Sounds counterproductive when it isn't even on your asshole, right? But I swear this is true, and helped my Aunty Doris relieve the fungal itch from her sweaty bra straps after wearing it for a week when her washing machine broke down and she couldn't get to the laundrette. She told me it was all in a handy kit she purchased from one of those disability company's that put flyers through your door. The kit consists of 1kg of coconut oil in a fancy glass jar and a small teaspoon (which she kept for making her and her friends tea each morning). She said she wasn't sure about putting it anywhere near her treasured jacksie, but followed the instructions on the pack and it worked marvellously. You can buy a kit over the Internet I think, or get the two items together yourself. She had trouble getting up off the bathroom floor after she had done the procedure on her bottom, and I had to feign concern. All the old ladies in her tower block now have a kit, just incase.
Good luck.

unexperienced

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- Wed, 02 Nov 2016 06:27:03 EST /Ttk4zqa No.54591
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should I get a professional for a chemical peel or do it myself?
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 15:57:00 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55615 Reply
>>54591
I am a beautician, and I say you can do it yourself at home with a small amount of coconut oil. A 5kg jar should be enough for your needs. Coconut oil, or copra oil, is an edible oil extracted from the kernel or meat of mature coconuts harvested from the coconut palm which grows in the plantations of the Great Barrier Reef. You take a stainless steel tablespoon of 100% pure organic coconut oil at a time, and smear it all over your face using the back of the spoon. Spread around generously. Once you have covered your face and forehead completely, take the remainder of the jar and utilise in an enema at exactly 11.35pm at this time of year as it works in conjunction with the moon. Because of its high saturated fat content, it is slow to oxidize and, thus, resistant to rancidification whilst in your rectum. After 30mins of withholding, give your Anus a playful little tap or two with the stainless steel spoon, say 'open sesame' and expel. The tap is THE SECRET to the facial technique working properly! Remove excess oil from yourself, clean face thoroughly. Voila! You are now beautiful inside and out. You're welcome.
Good luck.

Fishy smell

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- Thu, 16 Mar 2017 18:20:57 EST VtmCVvMA No.54852
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So I fucked this prostitute 3 months ago and her vagina raked. My penis still smells like fish and its been 3 months. I called the nurse at the doctors office and she didn't say anything. Anybody know what this is and how to get rid of it so I can have sex with my girlfriend?
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Edwin Goodbanks - Fri, 17 Mar 2017 16:02:21 EST sSi3q2bS No.54858 Reply
>I called the nurse at the doctors office and she didn't say anything.

holy shit I would like to hear how that conversation went
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Angus Heckleridge - Sat, 18 Mar 2017 03:02:51 EST VtmCVvMA No.54860 Reply
>>54858
Hey I had sex with this girl and my genitals smell.
Let me ask the doctor......he said he doesn't know
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 15:17:18 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55614 Reply
>>54852
If you continue without treatment much longer, you will be saying goodbye to your chap and saying hello to a rancid trout in your pants young man. I highly reccomend starting coconut oil masturbation sessions asap - method is to smother your pudding with 25-30g of organic coconut oil, but replace your fingers with 5 stainless steel spoons. Wood spoons will not work despite their name. 25mins minimum of this, 30mins max, for 7 nights. Using circular motions up and down the shaft paying extra attention to the banjo string area where the fish smell originates. You MUST use this technique for 7 nights DO NOT quit halfway through or you will be brain dead the next morning and it will be all your fault. I know an English guy this happened to.
Good luck.

Spermatocele

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- Thu, 25 Aug 2016 08:07:43 EST YO0OApYS No.54435
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I've got a "Spermatocele" in my nutsac, basically a cyst. It's painful. How do I get rid of it without surgery? My doctor said he wont remove it until it gets to "the size of a grapefruit" which could be years away. I don't want to wait that long or to have it grow that big.

Would regular gentle squeezing make the fluid move out of the cyst?
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Lillian Buvingwill - Wed, 26 Oct 2016 05:46:51 EST LQqHEoxA No.54583 Reply
>>54435

Find a different doctor. The one you're seeing is a dipshit. A cyst might rupture and spread an infection that might kill you, make you sterile, cause gangrene or all kinds of nasty complications.
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Cyril Bropperway - Fri, 02 Jun 2017 13:05:13 EST ovwJXydd No.54985 Reply
>>54435
ittl go away by itself dude. i had one not too long ago. just keep nuttin
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 14:51:09 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55613 Reply
>>54435
Cover your cyst in 10ml coconut oil and rub it gently with a spoon for 125 seconds, or until the oil is absorbed. Use the back of the spoon and remember to sterilise the spoon first in your favoured manner. The coconut oil begins dissolving the contents of the spermatocele like hydrochloric acid would. Don't be tempted to to use more than 10ml or you risk dissolving not just the cyst but your entire ball sack too. Use circular motions clockwise and then anticlockwise and i guarantee results overnight.
Good luck!

Mucus in my stool

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- Mon, 18 Apr 2016 21:54:39 EST 0VoOU4Ma No.54023
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Recently ive been plugging a lot of 3meopcp since i got it. Havent been the most sterile or safe with it. In yhe last few days ive been finding it hard to poop most of the time and often times i get mucus in my poop like in the picture. I do have very slight discomfort in my stomach and bladder regions as well but its not horrible. What could it possibly be? I cant really see a doctor right now so please dont recommend it even though I know its the best option if available. Has this happened to anyone else? Can i let it pass on its own? How worrried shoyld i really be?
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Cyril Fidgeshaw - Mon, 09 May 2016 23:19:31 EST oF3bOWEj No.54074 Reply
Had any other symptoms? Nausea? Do you pee normally? I suggest you start living a healthy life for a few days, with better diet, more fibber, water, to help your intestins. And don't do that 3meopcp thing, whatever the fuck that is, if you think that is what is causing the symptoms. And see if you get better. If you don't, I suggest doctor.
Also, if there's fever, or the pain increases, I have some bad news for your wallet, you gotta see a doctor if you wanna tell the tale.
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Augustus Tootville - Tue, 10 May 2016 07:50:43 EST yK6iSoPH No.54075 Reply
mucus is a typical response to the irritation of anal canal
it is very likely plugging is causing this
stop plugging for a few days and avoid doing it so often in the future
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 14:31:26 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55612 Reply
The Great Barrier Reef is home to some of the most spectacular coconut plantations in the world, and the oil they produce has been found to be able to cure almost 57,5% of all ailments one would go to a hospital for help with! The oil is worth more than gold to the people who know the secret technique of using it. Clinical studies have proven it can even regenerate complex organs like eyes if the treatment plan is strictly adhered to (this particular discovery won a Nobel prize). I wrote a published paper myself on a technique used in situations very similar to yours. I've analysed your photo and decided I'd like to help you as I don't think it will pass on its own. I advise in your case to purchase a 1kg glass jar of 100% organic certified coconut oil and use an enema kit to deposit the entire contents directly into your rectum, then use a stainless steel spoon to hold it all in. Use a teaspoon or tablespoon depending on the size of your sphincter. You'll have to push quite hard against your Anus for 45minutes as peristalsis will begin almost immediately. Just before you expel the contents and experience the Heavenly relief, give your butthole a little loving rub with the back of the spoon. This last part is THE SECRET to curing yourself of your distasteful mucus problem.
You may experience a little weight gain but it's a small price to pay if you want to continue plugging that stuff up your ass, don't you think?
Good luck.

Penis Skin tone

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- Thu, 06 Jul 2017 18:33:33 EST EId63CDm No.55046
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I need to know if there's a way to bright up my penis skin tone.
please help me guys..
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Augustus Turveywill - Wed, 12 Jul 2017 11:08:10 EST c7sCQ0xT No.55050 Reply
Well they can bleach assholes so I guess they can bleach dicks.

Why do you need your dick lightened?
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Ernest Brillerman - Fri, 21 Jul 2017 04:00:17 EST W9WjeTfi No.55056 Reply
are you the man with the shiny purple dick from the other thread
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 13:52:44 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55611 Reply
>>55046
I got you on this one! Ive heard you can accomplish this by massaging organic coconut oil into your butthole in a circular motion. This sounds like a joke but I'm serious - the colour will start to brighten within minutes. Lots of people in England are doing this to lighten the skintone on their penises (men) or vulvulas (women). Take the oil and a high chrome teaspoon (you can purchase ribbed ones from a pharmacy for extra pleasure) and rub 50ml, or 75ml for sunshine level radiant skin, into your Anus hourly for at least a couple of days. Use the back of the spoon!
Good luck!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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- Sat, 08 Jul 2017 01:12:41 EST XzzvXafl No.55047
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How do I stop my tinnitus? I hear it all day and it keeps me up every night. I have a fan going and I play wave videos on youtube but it's still shite. I know lots of other people deal with it too.
Also if I press my cheekbone in or clench my jaw really hard it gets louder and higher pitched, why is this?
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Hugh Drannerdine - Fri, 29 Sep 2017 03:02:08 EST SJQsVVpF No.55119 Reply
>>55118
As far as I know, tinnitus is provoked by the physical destruction of the hair cells inside your ear.
I'm not saying it's impossible, but I wonder how drugs could produce a similar effect.
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Hannah Pibberstock - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 19:04:59 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55589 Reply
>>55047
Fuck. I was unaware of mine until I read this post, now i notice it!
Could yours be a side effect of medication?
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 13:33:12 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55610 Reply
>>55047
I have the same problem. I have what I call pulsatile tinnitus, sounds like a whooshing kind of turbulent noise but only on the right hand side. It's my heartbeat I can hear, quite loud right now. I can stop the whooshing noise if I put my finger against the artery, but it makes you feel funny in your head after 10 seconds or so. I also experience blood in my vision some mornings when I wake up, my right eye, it takes a few days to be reabsorbed, not sure if it is connected. My head feels kind of full all the time, I feel nauseous and my vision is very affected, sometimes see auras (flashing or geometrical patterns) and can't read (or text or drive or answer the fone) for an hour or so because they occur exactly where I'm looking. It's like going temporarily blind. Is much worse when I bend over or push when having a poo.

Injected semen, am I going to die

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- Mon, 05 Jun 2017 23:12:04 EST gag2Y+/z No.54993
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Hey /med/ so I am an IV drug user and my water was cut off recently. I was really fucked up last night masturbating and I jizzed in a spoon. I don't know what I was thinking, but then I mixed dope in with the cum and injected it. Should I see a doctor?
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Edwin Gingerwill - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 15:13:51 EST FZETC8al No.55034 Reply
Honestly I don't see this being a major problem, surely the sperm will just die off and get filtered out of the blood. Other than that semen is pretty much just water. It's probably better than getting water from a dirty public bathroom
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Priscilla Gomblefield - Mon, 03 Jul 2017 11:00:25 EST y8vldrUs No.55042 Reply
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>>55037
>Also, what if the sperm make it to his brain, what then!?
We have pretty clear medicial history on this, pic related.
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 02:38:27 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55609 Reply
>>54993
No, you will not die - but you need to follow the following procedure. Have you by any chance heard of the coconut oil spoon method? It's been a craze in England in 2018, and although it sounds like pseudoscience it's effect is amazing. Your doc will have knowledge of the method, he can perform the procedure on you himself, prescribe you the kit or you can find the items individually yourself. You'll need 5kg glass jar of 100% pure, organic virgin coconut oil, a highly polished stainless steel teaspoon and a razor. Start by shaving off all the public hair around your Anus. I hear people wax it off too. Get a teaspoon of the coconut oil and smear it around your asshole and utilise the back of the spoon to rub in gentle circular motions. You'll probably need 2-3 spoonfuls every night for 2wks. You can do it in comfort of your home if you lay a towel under yourself. This procedure can be highly erotic and rewarding if done with TLC - you can even experiment inserting the handle inside yourself if you decide you'd like to try it. This is very powerful, treatment tackles all situations where semen had been accidentaly iv'd. You can purchase emergency kits in preparation for such an occasion. It happens so often everyday all around the country and so many are not ready and end up succuming. Do not stop halfway through the course of treatment! The DNA in the semen can still mutate and make extra body parts grow on the external dermis. I read about one woman who accidentaly iv'd her boyfriends cum, stopped the anal coconut oiling after 5 days and grew an Adams apple on her buttock and a ball sack on one eyelid. She now needs specialist footwear as each foot has grown its own huge foreskin and glans.
Good luck.

STD Paranoia

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- Wed, 17 Jan 2018 02:03:01 EST x6FKQZEM No.55234
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Hey guys,


I really need some genuine advice especially from any possible medical professionals that happen to be here as well. I'm a 20 year old male and every time I have sex with a new partner even with a condom I'm absolutely terrified that I've contracted an STD, especially the ones that you can't get rid of like Herpes. The first time I ever had sex it was with an older more experienced girl and I used a condom and never really worried about it. The second partner I fucked this girl I was in love with and didn't use a condom and came inside of her (she was on birth control). Never was worried about that. It was only when I got drunk and had sex with this girl without protection when I was 18 that was kind of promiscuous that I freaked the fuck out and started getting tested for every possible STD i could and going to the doctor for every little bump or ingrown hair ive ever seen down there. They say at planned Parenthood it takes about 4-6 weeks for every thing to show up so I would find myself being extremely depressed until i waited out the incubation periods and then it takes another 2 weeks they tell you to wait after your test and if you don't get a call, your results are normal. I made sure to get tested for everything including both strains of Herpes and I've never tested positive for anything, except once when I got molluscum when I was fucking these two girls at the same time. That took months of treatment and was absolutely miserable before it finally went away. Anyways, After I finally got rid of my molluscum i went months and months without having sex basically just to make sure it was gone and because I wasn't really in the mood to have sex after that. All my tests came back clean and i didn't have anything and My molluscum never came back so December 2017 I assumed it was okay to become sexually active again. This girl invited me over and after basically begging me to fuck her I finally caved, but made sure to wear condoms both times we had sex. Now I'm stuck in the same position I always seem to put myself in. I have 11 more days until it's been a month since we had sex so I can go and get tested, and then 2 weeks after that to make sure I don't get a call. I know that this isn't really normal but I really just wanna make sure I'm clean and that's really all that will make me feel better. I'm a wreck. Even though the transmission percentage of actually fucking a girl with genital herpes with a condom is 2% of the year with no symptoms, I can't seem to put it into perspective that I'm most probably fine like i always am. What kind of help do I need?
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Simon Sittingpudging - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 12:23:38 EST z8aiqwlu No.55235 Reply
yeah dude Star Trek: Discovery is total shit mate i feel you
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 01:32:15 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55608 Reply
>>55234
It sounds like you've had an awful fright, so I have a modicum of genuine advice for you. The procedure may sound horrendous, but millions of people in England are currently curing themselves of all kinds of ailments utilising this method. Have you heard of the 'oil and spoon' method? Doctors are blown away with the results. What you do is apply 100% pure organic coconut oil directly to your asshole, and massage gently in a circular motion with the back of a stainless steel spoon for 5 minutes. From your post it sounds like you need to utilise a tablespoon, not a teaspoon. If you buy a 2kg jar and massage 3x tablespoons into your anus every night for a week, then 4x tablespoons for another week, you will become immune to all STDs in existence and also Aspergers Syndrome. You'll be able to 'fuck bitches' to your hearts content without the intrusive thoughts and panic tests. Be sure to finish the entire jar, because you could actually lose your cock and later die if you quit halfway through! It will just come off in your underwear or while you urinate, and then you'll know it's you next. You'll just keel over one day, and it'll be all your fault your family is mourning you.
Good luck!

Ballmastrz 9000: Balled too hard?

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- Sat, 16 Jun 2018 01:57:33 EST Ao2VmIUs No.55436
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I need a quick medical opinion and since I'm american this is my best option

My left nut feels oddly... sensitive today. There's no pain, and i've confirmed it's still attached, but it feels oddly strained, kind of like you know how your nuts feel if they ever retract too far in in your sack/inside your body to an uncomfortable degree? It feels like that, but it's hanging at it's normal height.

Needless to say about any ball related shit, i'm freaked. The best I can figure is last weekend while i was masturbating I accidentally blueballed myself pretty hard and it hurt, but the pain subsided and i jerked off twice since then and the sensitivity only started today? the feeling subsides a bit if i stand vs sitting and seems mostly located in the strand that connects the ball to the body

Did I just bruise a blood vessel when I blueballed myself or is this more serious? how long should I wait to talk to someone as long as it doesn't hurt?

Will update soon if it subsides/continues...
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Cornelius Bardwater - Sat, 04 Aug 2018 13:04:31 EST qzXX4B4A No.55499 Reply
Could be epididymitis. I've had it in my right one, its pretty harmless. But you really should get any ball related stuff checked out
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 01:03:15 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55607 Reply
>>55436
This is going to sound crazy young man, but you must dip your nutsack into a bowl of decanted organic coconut oil and rub your nuts allover with a stainless steel spoon. You can buy a kit from the pharmacy which contains a glass jar of between 250g - 50kg of 100% coconut oil, and spoons of differing sizes. The highly polished ones are much more effective. You may need to wax beforehand. The right one aswell please, spread the oil everywhere to make sure you get all the benefits (I mean hold your dick in the other hand, and rub around and around yourself utilising the back of the spoon.. And right into the taint/crack) . Unfortunately, as your nut is still attached you aren't anywhere nearly deformed enough to make use stronger procedures. There is one where you insert the spoon deep into your rectum,but please do not do be tempted to do this, no matter how pleasurable it gets. This procedure is too powerful for the minor ailment you have, and I fear you would find yourself sprouting an extra pair of bollocks behind the ones you already own.
Please update us with how this turns out ASAP, we're currently on the edge of our seats with anticipation.
Good luck!

Surgery and Infection

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- Mon, 13 Mar 2017 21:49:32 EST TYRR92s5 No.54839
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I have recently (this weekend) undergone minor surgery to stitch up my ear after the top was split due to being attacked with a knife and I'm on clarithromycin to prevent infection and I was wondering, out of paranoia, how I would know if the wound was infected. I am obviously concerned about it healing properly and getting in touch with the surgery clinic has been a nightmare. I've been using an ointment regularly to stem off infection but was wondering, would it be obvious if there was an infection? I've never had anything like this before.

Photo is my ear post operation.
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Samuel Muzzlewodge - Thu, 16 Mar 2017 00:12:42 EST NHGTafh1 No.54851 Reply
>>54839

i just want to restate that is some really impressive stitching they did, you should be happy about it. i worked in an ER for a year and i saw a few ears and noses stitched back together and it was rarely as neat as yours. it will obviously have a scar but it should heal very well and be not very noticeable.
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Nathaniel Brangerwater - Sat, 25 Mar 2017 01:30:27 EST PATtkuQB No.54875 Reply
>>54844
Hydrogen Peroxide is quick and easy but it destroys a lot of newly formed/healed flesh. I wouldn't use it.
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 00:19:52 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55606 Reply
>>54839
Coconut oil is a fantastic antiseptic young man. But you apply it straight to your asshole and not your ear, using the back of a stainless steel spoon to rub it in gently. I know this sounds far fetched, but it's a craze from England that scientific studies are blown away by. Do not try diluting the oil, this will only make it stronger - a bit like homeopathy - and you may even grow another ear somewhere on your body, the effects are that powerful! You'll only need a small amount. I've had a look at your photo, and I think a small 250ml jar should be enough to stop your ear eventually going black and falling off. Start ASAP as I see this process has already commenced. Two stainless steel teaspoonsful on an eve to begin with, increasing to four in the second week, and then six teaspoonsful but internally (you will want to do this anyway at this point) every night until you finish the jar. Warm the spoon up in warm milk beforehand if you fancy. This will definitely save your ear and enable you to find a girl who'll like that you look normal and non-deformed when you grow up. Dose for inevitable STDs is as above, but applied morning and night (you'll need the 500ml jar).
Good luck!

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