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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated March 20)
STD Paranoia by Charles Widdlechire - Wed, 17 Jan 2018 02:03:01 EST ID:x6FKQZEM No.55234 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Hey guys,


I really need some genuine advice especially from any possible medical professionals that happen to be here as well. I'm a 20 year old male and every time I have sex with a new partner even with a condom I'm absolutely terrified that I've contracted an STD, especially the ones that you can't get rid of like Herpes. The first time I ever had sex it was with an older more experienced girl and I used a condom and never really worried about it. The second partner I fucked this girl I was in love with and didn't use a condom and came inside of her (she was on birth control). Never was worried about that. It was only when I got drunk and had sex with this girl without protection when I was 18 that was kind of promiscuous that I freaked the fuck out and started getting tested for every possible STD i could and going to the doctor for every little bump or ingrown hair ive ever seen down there. They say at planned Parenthood it takes about 4-6 weeks for every thing to show up so I would find myself being extremely depressed until i waited out the incubation periods and then it takes another 2 weeks they tell you to wait after your test and if you don't get a call, your results are normal. I made sure to get tested for everything including both strains of Herpes and I've never tested positive for anything, except once when I got molluscum when I was fucking these two girls at the same time. That took months of treatment and was absolutely miserable before it finally went away. Anyways, After I finally got rid of my molluscum i went months and months without having sex basically just to make sure it was gone and because I wasn't really in the mood to have sex after that. All my tests came back clean and i didn't have anything and My molluscum never came back so December 2017 I assumed it was okay to become sexually active again. This girl invited me over and after basically begging me to fuck her I finally caved, but made sure to wear condoms both times we had sex. Now I'm stuck in the same position I always seem to put myself in. I have 11 more days until it's been a month since we had sex so I can go and get tested, and then 2 weeks after that to make sure I don't get a call. I know that this isn't really normal but I really just wanna make sure I'm clean and that's really all that will make me feel better. I'm a wreck. Even though the transmission percentage of actually fucking a girl with genital herpes with a condom is 2% of the year with no symptoms, I can't seem to put it into perspective that I'm most probably fine like i always am. What kind of help do I need?
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Simon Sittingpudging - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 12:23:38 EST ID:z8aiqwlu No.55235 Ignore Report Quick Reply
yeah dude Star Trek: Discovery is total shit mate i feel you
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Cedric Bunford - Thu, 18 Jan 2018 19:43:25 EST ID:0NfOusWD No.55236 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Bump
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 01:32:15 EST ID:R0Ou9c8/ No.55608 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>55234
It sounds like you've had an awful fright, so I have a modicum of genuine advice for you. The procedure may sound horrendous, but millions of people in England are currently curing themselves of all kinds of ailments utilising this method. Have you heard of the 'oil and spoon' method? Doctors are blown away with the results. What you do is apply 100% pure organic coconut oil directly to your asshole, and massage gently in a circular motion with the back of a stainless steel spoon for 5 minutes. From your post it sounds like you need to utilise a tablespoon, not a teaspoon. If you buy a 2kg jar and massage 3x tablespoons into your anus every night for a week, then 4x tablespoons for another week, you will become immune to all STDs in existence and also Aspergers Syndrome. You'll be able to 'fuck bitches' to your hearts content without the intrusive thoughts and panic tests. Be sure to finish the entire jar, because you could actually lose your cock and later die if you quit halfway through! It will just come off in your underwear or while you urinate, and then you'll know it's you next. You'll just keel over one day, and it'll be all your fault your family is mourning you.
Good luck!


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