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- Sat, 25 Jun 2016 10:44:25 EST OTZqc9bM No.54241
File: 1466865865385.png -(372317B / 363.59KB, 411x411) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. can't poop
help
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PretzelFag - Sat, 25 Jun 2016 13:54:34 EST MHqk781c No.54243 Reply
Buy magnesium citrate from your local dollar store and drink warm cola or coffee as a diuretic.
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Isabella Banderwill - Sat, 25 Jun 2016 19:56:06 EST OTZqc9bM No.54245 Reply
idk i pooped two small poops but feels like there's more up in there i can't squeeze out. should i stop eating until i take a fat shit?
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Walter Blatherstock - Sun, 26 Jun 2016 10:51:01 EST OTZqc9bM No.54246 Reply
i shat the rest of it diarrhea format this morning. thanks pretzelfag, you know your shit
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Pretzelgirl - Tue, 26 Jul 2016 15:44:53 EST M1FEKlGC No.54351 Reply
>>54246
Np, I have worked with the feds in hospitals for a few years off and on, give or take. Glad to have helped
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Matilda Muttingwater - Fri, 05 Aug 2016 00:21:02 EST 8rTptFiJ No.54375 Reply
are you taking opiates?
they are known to cause constipation
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Hannah Pibberstock - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 19:31:23 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55591 Reply
>>54241
When I need to poop I reach for either walnuts or lettuce. Both of these things make me pooooooop!
Especially two handfuls of walnuts.
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Angus Murdham - Tue, 16 Oct 2018 22:01:41 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55601 Reply
>>54241
But what is even better is 500g coconut oil spooned up your rectum with a stainless steel spoon,followed by a soothing rub against your ass hole with the back of the spoon. Ask your pharmacist for the small anal kit. Ask someone with a strong stomach to hold your cheeks apart for you for easier spooning. The pharmacist will stock the anal speculum add-on if everyone is a bit squeamish, or you are too shy for that sort of thing. You will shit for days. Literally, days.
Good luck.

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