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- Thu, 25 Aug 2016 08:07:43 EST YO0OApYS No.54435
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I've got a "Spermatocele" in my nutsac, basically a cyst. It's painful. How do I get rid of it without surgery? My doctor said he wont remove it until it gets to "the size of a grapefruit" which could be years away. I don't want to wait that long or to have it grow that big.

Would regular gentle squeezing make the fluid move out of the cyst?
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Jack Hanningsteck - Thu, 25 Aug 2016 08:16:48 EST 1tB7eloF No.54437 Reply
Simple, cut them off, fry em then eat em. Like a grapefruit.
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Hannah Packlemudge - Sat, 08 Oct 2016 01:37:09 EST i39F+30m No.54540 Reply
>>54435
Damn, sorry to hear that. Maybe seek another doctor, other options. I have seen pictures of these sizes of proportions. seems removing it now would be far more
better option if at all possible. Good luck though.
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Hubert Cumberdale - Sat, 15 Oct 2016 20:11:02 EST 9Wq27ZST No.54566 Reply
>>54437
Lmfao what kind of douche fries grapefruit? Get your life together and learn how to properly cook grapefruit/testicles.
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Lillian Buvingwill - Wed, 26 Oct 2016 05:46:51 EST LQqHEoxA No.54583 Reply
>>54435

Find a different doctor. The one you're seeing is a dipshit. A cyst might rupture and spread an infection that might kill you, make you sterile, cause gangrene or all kinds of nasty complications.
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Cyril Bropperway - Fri, 02 Jun 2017 13:05:13 EST ovwJXydd No.54985 Reply
>>54435
ittl go away by itself dude. i had one not too long ago. just keep nuttin
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 14:51:09 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55613 Reply
>>54435
Cover your cyst in 10ml coconut oil and rub it gently with a spoon for 125 seconds, or until the oil is absorbed. Use the back of the spoon and remember to sterilise the spoon first in your favoured manner. The coconut oil begins dissolving the contents of the spermatocele like hydrochloric acid would. Don't be tempted to to use more than 10ml or you risk dissolving not just the cyst but your entire ball sack too. Use circular motions clockwise and then anticlockwise and i guarantee results overnight.
Good luck!

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