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Injected semen, am I going to die

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- Mon, 05 Jun 2017 23:12:04 EST gag2Y+/z No.54993
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Hey /med/ so I am an IV drug user and my water was cut off recently. I was really fucked up last night masturbating and I jizzed in a spoon. I don't know what I was thinking, but then I mixed dope in with the cum and injected it. Should I see a doctor?
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Basil Buzzford - Mon, 05 Jun 2017 23:48:32 EST GX3kFisI No.54995 Reply
as long as your semen doesn't have aids
then you probably would have gotten aids
so as long as it doesn't
your semen having the aids would transfer the semen aids into your blood, manufacturing blood aids
the semen aids will then have entered your blood through the injection
the injection whereupon you mixed, with your spoon-like heroin device, your semen with your smack
your smackeriedooda dibbibbity booeewp beep beep
alright that's enough of that
so your semen aids and blood combine to make blood aids
you better pray to the semen aids angel that she hasn't blessed you with her blessing, the only blessing allotted to the semen aids angel: semen aids
you better pray
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Sidney Sungersit - Tue, 06 Jun 2017 16:58:16 EST W8FkDObv No.54997 Reply
uhh yeah not gonna lie here, i am not up to date on the medical details of intravenous semen injections. my gut reaction however is that this is bad and will probably cause bad things. i mean like, an air bubble in a blood vessel can cause a heart attack, what about a load of jizz seepin through those chambers? i just don't know.
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Edwin Gingerwill - Wed, 28 Jun 2017 15:13:51 EST FZETC8al No.55034 Reply
Honestly I don't see this being a major problem, surely the sperm will just die off and get filtered out of the blood. Other than that semen is pretty much just water. It's probably better than getting water from a dirty public bathroom
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Priscilla Gomblefield - Mon, 03 Jul 2017 11:00:25 EST y8vldrUs No.55042 Reply
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>>55037
>Also, what if the sperm make it to his brain, what then!?
We have pretty clear medicial history on this, pic related.
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Angus Murdham - Wed, 17 Oct 2018 02:38:27 EST R0Ou9c8/ No.55609 Reply
>>54993
No, you will not die - but you need to follow the following procedure. Have you by any chance heard of the coconut oil spoon method? It's been a craze in England in 2018, and although it sounds like pseudoscience it's effect is amazing. Your doc will have knowledge of the method, he can perform the procedure on you himself, prescribe you the kit or you can find the items individually yourself. You'll need 5kg glass jar of 100% pure, organic virgin coconut oil, a highly polished stainless steel teaspoon and a razor. Start by shaving off all the public hair around your Anus. I hear people wax it off too. Get a teaspoon of the coconut oil and smear it around your asshole and utilise the back of the spoon to rub in gentle circular motions. You'll probably need 2-3 spoonfuls every night for 2wks. You can do it in comfort of your home if you lay a towel under yourself. This procedure can be highly erotic and rewarding if done with TLC - you can even experiment inserting the handle inside yourself if you decide you'd like to try it. This is very powerful, treatment tackles all situations where semen had been accidentaly iv'd. You can purchase emergency kits in preparation for such an occasion. It happens so often everyday all around the country and so many are not ready and end up succuming. Do not stop halfway through the course of treatment! The DNA in the semen can still mutate and make extra body parts grow on the external dermis. I read about one woman who accidentaly iv'd her boyfriends cum, stopped the anal coconut oiling after 5 days and grew an Adams apple on her buttock and a ball sack on one eyelid. She now needs specialist footwear as each foot has grown its own huge foreskin and glans.
Good luck.

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