>>58052

Nah, Brock hates getting punched in the face. DC will push his shit in and then call out Jones for next year.

>>58053 Jones will make Cormier cry like a bitch yet again.

>>58065
Then get popped for PEDs and have the win reversed.
And thus the cycle will begin anew.

>>58044

>After basically exposing and embarrassing the fuck out of Brock he's literally never talked about meaningfully

Because he got his shit pushed in by Junior Dos Santos immediately afterward. Years later he beat JDS but then Fabricio Werdum pushed his shit in and now his body is all fucked up.

>>58044
He's in NXT learning how to work brother

>>58057
There's also some Russian thing called "Hip Show" which has teams fighting on an obstacle course.
Team boxing is an old tradition in Russia, they call it Stenka Na Stenku.

>>58057
I mean the International Fight League was like this with the team concept and all except they didn't all fight at the same time.

>>58064
Chuck Norris' World Combat League was teams, just one-on -one fighting.

It'd be like old PRIDE/current Rizin but much much worse.
Vince isn't even that good at presenting spectacles anymore like PRIDE used to do and RIzin still does. They go all out for Mania on set design and spectale but it just hasn't been that impressive the last few years.
Also Vince can't book worth a shit so the fights would suck. He's a tremendous PROMOTER/businessman, but as a booker/match maker/creative guy, he's the shits.

>>58057

>Tag Team shoot fighting

holla holla holla

Control the trunk force it to open its mouth for air and have someone jam themselves inside and choke it.

squeeze its balls as hard as i can until it trumpets

I didn't remember she existed until she popped up in NXT.

>>57944
Do you know KAMASUTRA?

>>57963
I solely practice pharmasutra

I'm so high I thought for a few seconds that this was some kind of awkward looking kung fu but then realized it's just some kid being awkward.

That guy needs to work on his coordination, badly. He's so clumsy.

How big is Batis-shit wrong thread

>>58039
He's so twitchy and unco, he may actually have some kind of condition, like OCD or Tourette's. The compulsive grip changing reminds me of a guy I used to work with who had to back up and get set before he performed any action. Like, between bagging individual chicken nuggets, before opening a toilet door, turning a tap...
Still, from the looks of his channel, he's improved over eight months, doing handstand pushups is bretty gud. So he's gonna be unco and ripped.

>>58025
what about you load up your bones with metal weights? Like how Anderson Silva got his leg reconstructed (with titanium or whatever). what if your break your knuckles. Then reconstruct your hand loaded with heavy metal like built in sap gloves? I think you might punch your hand off

>>58032
Pic for reference

>>57964
Does this mean I can take people's eyes and throats out now?

What about groin shots?

What if I identify as a scorpion, do I get discriminated for my gender or do they let me take my roped kunai in the cage? Instead of going in the cage, can I just tell my opponent to get over here?

>>58031
Only if it works.

You shouldn't be using your spine anyway, your hips should stay in line with your shoulders, your torso turns as one unit when you pivot from the balls of your feet to throw a punch. Think of a barrel hanging from a rope, spinning with a plank nailed to it.
BJJ is pretty uber for escaping locks. The only thing I'd compare it to is Judo.

I'd investigate Alexander Technique or Feldenkrais Method, generally, to compensate for your condition. Spinal issues like scoliosis and lordosis are their jam.

>>57982
Thank you for explaining that I need to get the fuck to a gym because whatever I knew is obviously gone.

>I'd investigate Alexander Technique or Feldenkrais Method

Never heard of either of those but they both sound interesting. I have ankylosing spondylitis and I haven't been exercising my back the way I'm supposed to so I should be doing something like feldenkrais anyways.

>>57983
Consider supplementing GHK-cu. It's naturally in the body and should help with the inflammation in your condition.

>kung fu

As a Wizard, I'm just going to suggest you learn gun-fu instead, all things considered.

>>57982
No no no, the force has to cascade from your heel to the surface of your fist through every available muscle and joint in one fluid motion. Like cracking a whip, where your feet are the handle, and your hand is the tip. Whichever direction your body is oriented in is only a trifling matter of gravity. Ideally, you should probably be pointed towards your opponent as much as gravity allows.

OP, I would advise against martial arts and maybe take up firearms and get a concealed carry permit. Don't just try to work around your injury and think you'll be okay, you won't. You'll get wrecked.

>>58037
That's the biomechanics behind a power lead, like Bruce Lee and Jack Dempsey. And even then your heel should be off the ground, you can't pivot flat-footed and will put your back out, like OP is trying to avoid.

Per Dave Meltzer:

>ESPN+ will be able to put up all UFC events from 1993 to 2018 up for archives. From 2018 on, they will be able to add their events, but not the events from another partner, nor PPV events, which Fight Pass will have. ESPN+ also won’t have access to the non-Fight Pass library of boxing, kickboxing and other MMA promotions like Pride, Strikeforce and WEC.

So it sounds like ESPN+ users will get a giant UFC archive with their sub at no extra cost. Fight Pass isn't completely dicked, though, as it will still have its own exclusive UFC events, as well as all of the non-UFC events it carries. Fight PAss will also still have exclusive archives of PRIDE and the other promotions UFC absorbed in the past, so no PRIDE NEVER DIE for ESPN+ users.

Meltzer also said the deal is $150 million per year for 15 events, making out for roughly $10 million paid for event, which is more than almost all UFC PPV's pull in buys except for the few mega cards. Meltzer speculates this might cause for less PPV's in 2019 in lieu of these ESPN+ events taking over for some old PPV slots, which means these ESPN+ events will likely be closer to PPV cards in terms of quality and title fights as opposed to FS1 and Fight Night exclusive snorefests.

>>58036
It’s now going to be 30 fights total, 15 which will now air on ESPN’s television channels - http://variety.com/2018/tv/news/espn-adds-30-fights-to-ufc-tv-rights-deal-reaching-1-5-billion-value-exclusive-1202819447/

>>58042

Yep, just saw the headline on ESPN.com. I wonder how this much spending will affect the rest of the network since cord-cutting and the crippling NFL deal have really bit them in the ass as of late.