>>58081
Never mind, this board is outright dead.

>>58084

Yep.

He was out saving hurricane Harvey victims too

https://www.jiujitsutimes.com/derrick-lewis-houston-flood/

They're talking about giving him a title shot against DC in like 3 weeks. DC still with a hand injury, and this guy coming off a 14 min beat down where he said he wasn't ready for a title fight. UFC is terrible at matchmaking lol.

DICKS EVERYWHERE

Bumping for Conor-Khabib for those trying to watch

Is taima down

>>58079

Sure fucking is. Stream went down too.

>>58080
Lots of people in the tubes tonight

Best UFC in history. I almost want to pay for it retroactively.

I didn't remember she existed until she popped up in NXT.

Buy the time Women got into the UFC was way past her prime.

Cyborg did knock her out twice in one fight though in her NA debut.

>>57999

wtf, not sure why this didn't bump

DICKS EVERYWHERE

>>58001

What a terrible decision Edgar made taking that fight. He shouldn't have taken a fight against an up-and-coming undefeated fighter unless it was a main event and/or for an interim title. Now he lost his title shot and he may not get back up to the top of the heap again.

His suspension is going to be lifted at the end of next month - https://deadspin.com/usada-says-jon-jones-can-return-to-the-octagon-as-early-1829185643

>>58075
Well, I guess with Russia alowed back in to the WADA, using PEDs is totally cool now for the Anti-doping organizations.

>>58044

>After basically exposing and embarrassing the fuck out of Brock he's literally never talked about meaningfully

Because he got his shit pushed in by Junior Dos Santos immediately afterward. Years later he beat JDS but then Fabricio Werdum pushed his shit in and now his body is all fucked up.

>>58044
He's in NXT learning how to work brother

>>58069
Gotta know where there cameras are

>>58069

If the reports are true, he's kind of a shit prospect in wrestling. At his age, it might not be worth it to waste the resources to train him up for a few years.

>>58073
If he brings in Mexicans like Rey did, it'll be worth it. Then again, as it turns out, Rey is coming back, so I guess Cain is redundant.

>>58052

Nah, Brock hates getting punched in the face. DC will push his shit in and then call out Jones for next year.

>>58053 Jones will make Cormier cry like a bitch yet again.

>>58065
Then get popped for PEDs and have the win reversed.
And thus the cycle will begin anew.

>>58057
There's also some Russian thing called "Hip Show" which has teams fighting on an obstacle course.
Team boxing is an old tradition in Russia, they call it Stenka Na Stenku.

>>58057
I mean the International Fight League was like this with the team concept and all except they didn't all fight at the same time.

>>58064
Chuck Norris' World Combat League was teams, just one-on -one fighting.

It'd be like old PRIDE/current Rizin but much much worse.
Vince isn't even that good at presenting spectacles anymore like PRIDE used to do and RIzin still does. They go all out for Mania on set design and spectale but it just hasn't been that impressive the last few years.
Also Vince can't book worth a shit so the fights would suck. He's a tremendous PROMOTER/businessman, but as a booker/match maker/creative guy, he's the shits.

>>58057

>Tag Team shoot fighting

holla holla holla

>>57944
Do you know KAMASUTRA?

>>57963
I solely practice pharmasutra

I'm so high I thought for a few seconds that this was some kind of awkward looking kung fu but then realized it's just some kid being awkward.

That guy needs to work on his coordination, badly. He's so clumsy.

How big is Batis-shit wrong thread

>>58039
He's so twitchy and unco, he may actually have some kind of condition, like OCD or Tourette's. The compulsive grip changing reminds me of a guy I used to work with who had to back up and get set before he performed any action. Like, between bagging individual chicken nuggets, before opening a toilet door, turning a tap...
Still, from the looks of his channel, he's improved over eight months, doing handstand pushups is bretty gud. So he's gonna be unco and ripped.

>>58025
what about you load up your bones with metal weights? Like how Anderson Silva got his leg reconstructed (with titanium or whatever). what if your break your knuckles. Then reconstruct your hand loaded with heavy metal like built in sap gloves? I think you might punch your hand off

>>58032
Pic for reference

>>57964
Does this mean I can take people's eyes and throats out now?

What about groin shots?

What if I identify as a scorpion, do I get discriminated for my gender or do they let me take my roped kunai in the cage? Instead of going in the cage, can I just tell my opponent to get over here?

>>58031
Only if it works.