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Joanna Jedrzejczyk

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- Mon, 09 Mar 2020 07:35:30 EST dWqcspyK No.58260
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Joanna Jedrzejczyk's HEAD.
Dan Miragliotta - Mon, 09 Mar 2020 07:36:21 EST dWqcspyK No.58261 Reply
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Has Joanna been tested for CHEESE?
Dan Miragliotta - Mon, 09 Mar 2020 12:14:03 EST dWqcspyK No.58262 Reply
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Dubbilex from Jack Kirby's Jimmy Olsen comics?

Martial Arts Films

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- Sun, 29 Sep 2019 10:01:32 EST XWFAXJds No.58181
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This isn't meant to be a claim about literally all MMA fans or anything-- I'm a fan myself, albeit a casual one-- but why do I see so many self-proclaimed MMA fans (and sometimes practitioners) getting super fucking salty about kung fu movies and so on? They're fictional. They're pretend. It's okay for them not to be super realistic.

I understand getting annoyed when people see wire-fu shit and expect a real fight to be like that, but that's kind of the fault of people who take a movie that exists for entertainment to be 100% true, isn't it?

Also, this scene won awards for how well it drew on actual MMA techniques but choreographed them into an exciting fight scene for the big screen:


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Phil Davis - Fri, 13 Mar 2020 04:11:08 EST dWqcspyK No.58268 Reply
Doonie Yen and Sammo Hung kind of started that trend with their thriller S.P.L., they pulled out some MMA moves along with their usual wing chun and Jeet Kune Do styles.

They're two of the last filmmakers in Hong Kong who actually know their shit. Everything else is just model/actress/whatevers on wires with a lot of CGI who probably trained for a week.

Donnie, Sammo, Colin Chou, Yuen Biao, Wu Jing, there aren't many of the real martial artists left in Honkers.

Check this one out, with Donnie.
Hatsu Hioki - Sat, 14 Mar 2020 17:04:52 EST 5K2ayhNd No.58269 Reply
I haven't seen people get mad about stuff like that but then again I try not to associate with people who take life too seriously or can't take a joke, I've been doing MMA for years and I don't mind that people make fake fights in movies, they look cool and are entertaining, it's like watching Lord of the rings, it's just fantasy if I want to see a real fight I can watch UFC or ask another black belt at my dojo for a spar, that being said I can totally see some gymcel getting all mad about something like that

Practical Martial Arts and Severe Pain

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- Wed, 04 Dec 2019 21:41:54 EST 3gcP4qzV No.58187
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I spent a few years as a kid at pretty crap karate classes, but there was never any sparring or almost anything other than rote air training. I’ve been interested for some time in learning an effective combat martial art to actually defend myself, due to frequent family disputes ending violently.

Unfortunately, while I’m reasonably young (late 20’s) I am also considerably disabled. I take a high daily dose of methadone to be able to walk, and still spend 1-2 days per week almost entirely in bed due to severe joint problems. There is a degree of mechanical damage but my primary limitation is due to the effects of pain. It impacts all joints, but usually 2-4 joints are giving me trouble at any point in time. I have good days where that is almost unnoticeable, and bad days where I need support to stand (wish I had a cane). I would like to find something practical I could learn that I could both practice and use as someone considerably disabled.

I am 5’11” and quite lean, with little muscle or fat. I am prepared to spend time working as needed to work on that if relevant, within my physical capabilities. I just don’t want to lose any more fights to batshit crazy fat guys or morons with 2x4s. I’m aware that this will need to be an extended effort, that I would be walking in with practically zero and will face more difficulty and frustration than most people coming in off off the street. It’s worth it if I can stop some of the attacks against me and not have to wail about how ~awful~ they are kicking the shit out of a disabled person, it’s clearly apparent my family is shitty and doesn’t care.
Nate Quarry - Wed, 12 Feb 2020 06:11:13 EST 9v8NHXbS No.58257 Reply
Get pepper spray, a taser and a baton, and practice accuracy, speed and getting it out from your pocket quickly and unexpectedly. You dont need to train martial arts to defend yourself as long as you carry a non lethal weapon with you and can use it effectively. A street fight will last literally 5 seconds. I recommend pepper spray (in gel form, more accurate, resistant to wind and harder to hurt yourself with) its most effective on raging drunks with high pain tolerance, and you wont acvidentally kill anyone.
Otherwise you might want to try light boxing or jiu jitsu, but training will surely put strain on your joints.
Dan Miragliotta - Mon, 09 Mar 2020 13:08:14 EST dWqcspyK No.58263 Reply
I can point to a few good instructors who specialise in martial arts for the disabled.

Cole Rogers, Fightability
Arthrogryposis Multiplex Congenita

Grandmaster Carlito Bonjoc Jr., Cadiz-Lapu Lapu Escrima
spina bifida

Hanshi Tim Broussard, Komuso Ryu
cerebral palsy

They manage quite a lot with even less than you describe yourself as having, so I'm sure if you could contact any of them they'd have better advice than any of the chairforce warriors on this board, myself included.
Dan Miragliotta - Mon, 09 Mar 2020 13:15:13 EST dWqcspyK No.58264 Reply
That being said...

For the joint problems, Alexander Technique, Feldenkrais Method, or DDP Yoga, and a lot of omega 3 fish oil and turmeric as antiinflammatories, and a lot of greens in your diet.

For self defence, a cane.

For unarmed, I suggest this as a starting point.


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- Sat, 08 Feb 2020 23:14:04 EST lnbK73Bm No.58251
File: 1581221644359.jpg -(235890B / 230.36KB, 1400x1400) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. UFC 247 ALSO KNOWN AS JON JONES ENDLESS TOWER OF STACKED CANS
It's that time again, UFC 247 with Jon Bohneny Bones as main event. While we have same decent matchups in this card the real question is will Jon Jones put his tomato can matchup over again like he's done the last few times to give the illusion that the UFC's actually giving him difficult opponents? At last we shall truly see. Anyways UFC 247 thread
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sat, 15 Feb 2020 05:31:44 EST KYmmQ7D5 No.58258 Reply
Probably the closest Jones has come to losing but eventually he’ll fall.
Chris Leben - Tue, 18 Feb 2020 04:46:56 EST 8sI23Wkk No.58259 Reply
Very likely, but not inevitable. Its possible he'll win a couple more mega fights and retire.

Need a new fighting tournament like kumite.

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- Mon, 23 Feb 2015 11:59:41 EST g3HydAz2 No.55270
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We need a new sport.
Some kind of Kumite, or UFC.

Something where the only rules are - No biting or eye gouges.

This is what UFC once was - before the pussies and religious people got involved.

No rules, no weight divisions - a real fighting championship.

We need something like this back.
Something like Bloodsport with vandamme - the kumite.
Rules have ruined UFC and all other fighting championships.
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Steve Mazzagatti - Sun, 22 Dec 2019 14:34:00 EST RnVVxngM No.58196 Reply
Power Rangers R.P.M. is 100x better than the original series.

Cyborg vs. Budd

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- Tue, 21 Jan 2020 13:16:32 EST G6ExQ1BD No.58234
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Post your predictions!
Don Frye - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 06:13:18 EST lnbK73Bm No.58235 Reply
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Honestly, Cyborg is really overrated for what she's actually capable of in the ring but given that this is BelLOLtor I have a feeling she's probably going to easily take the win which is what Bellator probably wants considering they need a somewhat famous female MMA star to compliment others in the company and make the brand more noticeable

TL;DR: Borg
Takeya Mizugaki - Sun, 26 Jan 2020 01:42:08 EST lnbK73Bm No.58237 Reply
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also congrats tp borg. Hope she keeps it and draws for a while


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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 23:42:01 EST lnbK73Bm No.58229
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So if cowboy somehow manages to pull off a miracle and beat Mcgregor, Conors career is pretty much fucked right?
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Ryan Bader - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 05:44:36 EST lnbK73Bm No.58232 Reply
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Seriously thought, fucking pathetic performance by cowboy. I mean I knew he absolutely wasn't going to win but holy fuck how can a supposed "veteran" be THAT bad. I've seen journeymen who probably would have performed better, it was so bad that it legitimately made people think it was an actual fix.
Roy Nelson - Sun, 19 Jan 2020 10:45:38 EST mpV89BJE No.58233 Reply
>McGregor loses to Khabib
>McGregor is now as babyface as can be
>Dana throws him 2-3 cans
>Sudden rise back to underdog challenger
>Mac v. Khabib II
>Highest grossing UFC event in history

I tuned into taima just as the fight was starting and it crashed lol, then I tried again, it connected and I knew it was all over.
Donald Cerrone - Tue, 04 Feb 2020 12:00:42 EST yA6MGLgW No.58242 Reply
Youre playing down the absolute brilliance of thise shoulder strikes. Anyone could get shocked.


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- Tue, 21 May 2019 05:44:14 EST SZK+RGMe No.58119
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Post knockouts

Deontay Wilder KOs Dominic Breazeale

Deontay Wilder KOs Artur Szpilka

Deontay Wilder KO Bermane Stiverne
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- Sun, 15 Dec 2019 12:58:34 EST lnbK73Bm No.58191
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MinowaMan - Wed, 18 Dec 2019 21:54:46 EST 9VgS8ACI No.58192 Reply
I like how he's saying he didn't lose now. Real classy, Colby. Following in McGregor's footsteps.


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- Thu, 13 Jun 2019 13:43:22 EST EqFD2z1v No.58127
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I'm semi erect for the Holm vs Nunes fight. Jones can fuck right off though.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 22 Jul 2019 05:05:37 EST g14u2j76 No.58153 Reply
That's pretty bad and I'm surprised he was able to still stand for the duration of the fight, must have hurt like hell.
Ryan Bader - Fri, 26 Jul 2019 20:26:56 EST pBJrjPiH No.58156 Reply
UFC 240 looks like a fucking terrible card for a PPV.
Irgor Vovchanchyn - Thu, 12 Dec 2019 11:28:10 EST 9xfZTc2x No.58188 Reply
>Amanda Nunes is truly the GOAT of female MMA now

lets not get ahead of our selves now. she beat a bunch of washed up fighters and got lucky against cyborg and has lost to total bums.

UFC 244

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- Mon, 04 Nov 2019 00:54:58 EST lnbK73Bm No.58185
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What do you think about him brothers, is he champ material or is Diaz just old and busted?
Nobuhiko Takada - Wed, 06 Nov 2019 06:06:24 EST xZDd2DAB No.58186 Reply
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I don't think Jorge is 'champ material' in the traditional sense.
He's been open about not giving a fuck about the "sissy belt match" between Kamaru and Colby.

The models are changing
>beat the top guys
>defend your belt against any and all
>fight stylistically bad matchups to prove your style is dominant

Nobody wants to see the wrestler vs. striker garbage we've been watching for 20 years. The UFC has done well in super fight matchmaking, and the numbers will certainly prove it when Kamaru Colby doesn't break 500k buys.

If Jorge fights 5 more times, given the landscape now, my picks are:
>Dan Hardy coming back in 2020 in Top 5 shape
>Nate rematch
>Leon Edwards
>Douglas Lima

If Tony comes back and loses against Khabib, I'd like to see him go up and Jorge Tony would be awesome.

But no, I don't think he beats Usman and I don't care for that match.

Is the UFC the number 1 sport for gay guys?

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- Sun, 02 Jun 2019 22:47:16 EST iRiO0oDT No.58120
File: 1559530036017.jpg -(47257B / 46.15KB, 500x343) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Is the UFC the number 1 sport for gay guys?
UFC is fucking lame
rules are pretty womanly too
No strikes or kicks to the back of the opponent or vulnerable areas of the body
Takedowns only

Obviously bulking up is the only advantage

Proof that MMA is fucking gay

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Ross Pearson - Mon, 02 Sep 2019 17:50:36 EST 1dC/pJ+P No.58173 Reply
yes OP the whole thing is really homoerotic
Clay Guida - Fri, 04 Oct 2019 16:03:21 EST hUMJkQ33 No.58183 Reply

you can strike the opponents back, you can't attack the spine.
Kazuo Misaki - Sat, 05 Oct 2019 11:35:46 EST UEXYrKcS No.58184 Reply
It's also 2019 you fucking nerd. Nobody gives a shit about people being gay.

Your Style

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- Thu, 08 Aug 2019 02:32:41 EST 1qK+lvOF No.58162
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Anyone else have a rudimentary style built on childhood self defense and early adult drunken brawls? I took TKD as a kid and got a way with front kick jabbing and sneaking in dominant hand jabs to the nose with a left straight follow in a one point stance, if that did't work they would notice and not fall for it again, so it was freestyle after that. Roundhouses to back of leg when available. My groundgame is less than ass due to wrasslin in fights. What have you guys developed what are some good additions? Not going to learn a style just Bruce Lee style grab moves and master them kind of thing.
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Dan Quinn - Thu, 08 Aug 2019 21:19:42 EST 1qK+lvOF No.58164 Reply
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>hell even basic boxing would be able to win you through most bar fights
That's what was implied by a rudimentary style. Your post comes off like a disagreement but I don't read any contradictory statements...
Pat Healy - Mon, 09 Sep 2019 00:04:26 EST QMUB7tTK No.58177 Reply
everyone headhunts in a street fight so high elbow guard. it's the best for protecting your head but leaves you vulnerable to body shots which they'll never throw. i use this with a passable sidekick i learned in TKD and one season of wrestling experience. i'm always shadowboxing and thinking of gameplans that i would use against top level MMA fighters just as a mental exercise.
Miesha Tate - Sun, 29 Sep 2019 10:15:00 EST XWFAXJds No.58182 Reply
Unless you're also one, and maybe even then given the risk-to-reward ratio, the best style in a "real fight" against a top level MMA fighter is called parkour. i.e., run like hell and get on top of something where they can't follow you.

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