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Using MMA being illegal outside the ring fair?

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- Sun, 06 Dec 2015 01:58:08 EST rqnFQcuO No.56566
File: 1449385088380.jpg -(8597B / 8.40KB, 200x102) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Using MMA being illegal outside the ring fair?
Like, obviously every person training in MMA doesnt plan on making a career out of it, some just wanna be able to kick some ass, defned themselves etc. but ive always heard its not legal outside the ring or against untrained people or something like that because your hands are lethal weapons at some point? If not that its friends of mine who get in lots of fights talking about respect and how people who start ause they can win based on their mma training are like bullies and are not real fighters.. So whats the real common concesuses on this with everyone here?
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Keith Hackney - Sun, 06 Dec 2015 15:47:54 EST EcXllJaw No.56571 Reply
All of the strikes that MMA trained fighter land are just as legal as anyone else's.

If you happen to kill someone then maybe you'll be in just as much trouble as anyone else who kills someone else with their body.
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Mike Brown - Sun, 06 Dec 2015 22:40:35 EST abSm54gr No.56572 Reply
And it is true that lawyers love prosecuting any kind of martial artist caught fighting or even just defending themselves.

One whiff of any kind of martial arts training and they'll paint you as a KARATE KILLER.
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Bas Rutten - Sat, 19 Dec 2015 20:12:32 EST 1qOSmt09 No.56647 Reply
>>56570
In countries where martial arts were banned (Philippines under the dictatorship, Brazil where the slaves had to hide their Capoeira bullshit) then yes you were expected to 'register' but that was only so they could come and arrest you later to prevent you from training anybody your skills.

If you are say, a known boxer or other fighter and you assault somebody then lawyers will be all over that in court usually trying to prove that you premeditated the assault or just use it to try and trip you up so you say something stupid by ridiculing your skill so you claim otherwise (which is why you never take the stand in any case, anytime, anywhere it will never help your case).

In states that have that ridiculous law based on "mutually agreed combat" having any kind of proven fighting skills you didn't disclose before fighting would likely make you guilty of assault which is why that wannabe super hero idiot Phoenix Jones can get away with beating people up on camera because he tells them he has training when trying to provoke a fight.

conor

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- Sun, 13 Dec 2015 00:48:42 EST yGj5Oi2M No.56596
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i did it again you guys
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Harold Howard - Wed, 16 Dec 2015 08:41:14 EST WpAc5rkC No.56638 Reply
Didn't see this one coming, I thought he was gonna lose.
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Emmanuel Yarborough - Wed, 16 Dec 2015 17:36:29 EST 1VyUiZG8 No.56642 Reply
>>56634
Speaking of Bas Rutten is there a place I can watch/download his videos? All the torrents online are dead.

Philip Brooks

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- Fri, 11 Dec 2015 15:37:17 EST WNE95pDV No.56583
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So when is this fucker suppose to fight?
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Josh Grispi - Fri, 11 Dec 2015 19:05:22 EST PtN8A4Hq No.56584 Reply
I read somewhere that Dana said it could happen at the end of 2016.
But its not a confirmed statement.
If its true, its a long way to go...
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Nate Diaz - Sat, 12 Dec 2015 04:46:18 EST tB4g9DZ/ No.56586 Reply
>>56583

There's already a thread with the answer like two threads down, but I guess scrolling down is hard.

The state of UFC right now

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- Tue, 20 Oct 2015 13:27:09 EST gFxhRa5I No.56440
File: 1445362029051.jpg -(204162B / 199.38KB, 1280x893) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The state of UFC right now
>This was the man who defeated the longest reigning UFC Champion in recent memory

>This is the man that carny fuck Dana White thinks is a draw

How the fuck can anyone take the Heavyweight Division seriously if Dana thinks Cain Valesquez is a draw? There are better fighters in the division.

Like Frank Mir or Antonio Silva
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Zoila Frausto - Sun, 15 Nov 2015 09:36:30 EST fAO0dU6L No.56497 Reply
>>56440
Because beaners.
Pro tip: I'm a beaner and people get stoked at a beaner champ.
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Michael Schiavello - Thu, 10 Dec 2015 05:17:27 EST h2VZHsoZ No.56580 Reply
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Rematch is set for February. In LAS VEGAS so our dear Cain with his shitty coach has a good chance of not gassing.

Teppu

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- Sat, 05 Dec 2015 23:24:18 EST muUwDk+j No.56565
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What does /mma/ think of Teppu? How bad did you want to see this girl get her face punched in?

Mountain Kung Fu Masters

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- Fri, 13 Nov 2015 06:26:05 EST Z99ipDCG No.56455
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Are there actually Kung Fu masters like Pei Mei from Kill Bill 2 around anymore?
Like dudes who live in the mountains and only live for Kung Fu or whatever it is they do?

MASTERS!!!
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Nate Quarry - Sun, 15 Nov 2015 16:39:09 EST lNM/9i+X No.56505 Reply
>>56455
Thailand, Laos, China, Japan yes plenty of 'grandmasters' who just do martial arts in the jungle or mountains all day, especially all the monks.

The head of our flip martial arts style was a 70yr old dude who lived in the Cebu jungle and you could pay him to train 1 on 1. When you showed up he taught Arnis/Balintawak beside a waterfall with handmade bamboo sticks in the middle of nowhere.

Thailand full of these guys too, find some tiny village and a monk will be teaching Muay Thai. In China lot's of them are Qi Gong fruityloops kind of crouching dragon Kung Fu nonsense but they use swords and other weapons. Japan one of the "official" Ninja lineage masters has his own sushi restaurant where he slices the thinnest cuts with hand forged swords and knives. Not really a remote mountain
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Diego Sanchez - Fri, 20 Nov 2015 01:54:22 EST 9UdNhjY/ No.56545 Reply
>>56507
I dunno about the hermits, but I've seen some oldies that impressed me. There was the 70-year old monk that sparred with Walt Missingham in his documentary on Shaolin. The old feller kept slipping around behind Walt so he couldn't even stay facing him. Walt kept stopping and looking around for him, lol.

There used to be a Youtube of a 70-year old Wing Chun master in a street fight with a young guy who ripped his shirt off and jumped at him. The old guy sort of shoved him mid-jump and he landed on his ass. Then he offers a hand up and when the young guy takes it he boots the kid right in the face, HA! There's an old saying that "Old age and treachery will overcome youth and exuberance".

There's footage of Morehei Uyeshiba and Ip Man in their 80's but that's hard to judge unless you know what to look for, because Morehei is doing that co-operative randori where they throw themselves, and Ip is just working a wooden dummy and doing forms. So you'd probably have to be familiar with the styles before you could judge what you're seeing.

I don't know how this translates into fighting, but I'll bet there's no other guy his age who can push him around, lol. I'd be happy to be able to do this at any age.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riYXQpagyWQ

Where to watch older fights

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- Mon, 16 Nov 2015 15:24:14 EST 9ED05DSA No.56514
File: 1447705454087.jpg -(108857B / 106.31KB, 500x707) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Where to watch older fights
Sup /mma/

Where can i go to stream old mma events? I used to know a good site that would upload content immediately after a PPV but i haven't kept up with ufc/bellator/k1 in almost 2 years... Any help would be appreciated

Also, any notable events tht ive missed in the last 2 yrs? (aside from the obvious onez like Anderson Silva losing or ydays Ronda rousey loss)

Thanks guys
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Rani Yahya - Thu, 19 Nov 2015 01:39:44 EST tB4g9DZ/ No.56539 Reply
>>56530

Dark matches back then were truly dark matches, man. They didn't air anywhere and were just to appease the live crowd. The preliminary system for cards these days is handled differently and always get broadcasted to at least one platform.
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Jake Shields - Thu, 19 Nov 2015 17:56:03 EST BMGsCTjk No.56541 Reply
>>56530
There was a torrent like.. a year ago or so.
The first 30 ufcs, and yeah the first events were weird and comical as fuck. Just pure nonsense and madness.

I remember the first UFC match. A huge sumo guy against some Savate master, you could actually see teeth flying. Amusing and terrible at the same time.
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Diego Sanchez - Fri, 20 Nov 2015 01:31:50 EST 9UdNhjY/ No.56542 Reply
I've seen the dark matches ONCE, they were briefly on Youtube, they were only released on a Japanese edition DVD, we saw Scott Morris tap out a taekwondo guy in what was the fastest submission for many years. We see a little bit of the fights in the leadup to the main feature, but that was all we had for years.

AW SHUCKY DUCKY NEW GRAMMAR SLAM

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- Mon, 02 Nov 2015 13:25:34 EST uhcBy396 No.56446
File: 1446488734743.gif -(1039634B / 1015.27KB, 200x150) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. AW SHUCKY DUCKY NEW GRAMMAR SLAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chQkiLTKh-4

Curfew Man Punk is doing new episodes of Grammar Slam.
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Jonathan Brookins - Tue, 03 Nov 2015 17:08:45 EST tB4g9DZ/ No.56447 Reply
>>56446

Meh, this one kinda blows. Considering the rest of that guy's letter contained proper grammar it seems pretty obvious that autocorrect screwed up his use of "here". This Grammar Slam gimmick works better when there are multiple errors in a short form piece, not like a letter with a single error.
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Michihiro Omigawa - Wed, 04 Nov 2015 13:03:51 EST 4vHZG7I1 No.56448 Reply
>>56447
(or it's all a work and no real person wrote that letter)
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Kazuo Misaki - Sun, 15 Nov 2015 06:40:04 EST QS1X1daR No.56493 Reply
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>FAKE FIGHTING DIRT SHEET SMARK NECKBEARDS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Betting

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- Fri, 13 Nov 2015 20:05:15 EST m1jnI4pB No.56457
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Where do you guys bet on the fights?

I meant to ask in the stream but forgot. I'm planning on betting a shitload on Holm like an idiot.
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Jeff Monson - Sun, 15 Nov 2015 01:51:51 EST XanmYrQK No.56485 Reply
>>56457
>I'm planning on betting a shitload on Holm like an idiot.
Lol please tell me you bet on Holm otherwise kill urself
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Dan Hardy - Sun, 15 Nov 2015 04:22:44 EST m1jnI4pB No.56489 Reply
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Hahahahaha

My god that was a good fight. So happy for holly holm.

Yes I bet on Holly, made out with a little over 800 dollars and laughed my way home. I'm still just buzzing from that.

ufc vs dude

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- Sun, 04 Oct 2015 20:35:07 EST m1jnI4pB No.56425
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Settle this dispute

Would a 24 year old guy, 190 pounds, 5'8 and chubby, be able to wrestle Joseph Benavidez? Said 24 year old has no martial art experience
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Chris Lytle - Sat, 17 Oct 2015 02:17:38 EST m1jnI4pB No.56436 Reply
>>56428

I think I'll try to bring him to this so he can see first hand.

Thanks for the answers everyone. Also this is not my height and weight, it's my friend's.
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Chad Griggs - Sat, 14 Nov 2015 17:58:50 EST ARo24MxN No.56460 Reply
Yes, fat unnexperienced teenage could wrestle with joseph benavidez for about 3 second before being slammed and choked/submitted

Ronda Rousey, a hypocrite

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- Mon, 12 Oct 2015 21:43:32 EST w1Yq6XNQ No.56431
File: 1444700612443.jpg -(27192B / 26.55KB, 300x349) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Ronda Rousey, a hypocrite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u40a1nhMtQY

What the fuck is up with this? Is Ronda some sort of whore now? This Travis scumbag beats his wife, and now he's cheating on his wife with Ronda, in public. What the fuck? On top of that, this Travis scumbag beat Brenden Schaub, and Ronda used to date Brenden...so what the fuck is she doing? Stupid ugly whore has let her fame go to her head.
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Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira - Tue, 13 Oct 2015 10:05:14 EST 1hLY4hZQ No.56432 Reply
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>>56431
Who care? If you want to talk about her being a hypocrite then what about when she talked all that crazy shit about my precious Cupcake for posing nude in ESPN magazine's body issue, then turning around and doing the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING and defending it. She's just a crazy shit talking trailer park trash kind of person in general. She sure can whoop an ass though.
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Melvin Manhoef - Tue, 13 Oct 2015 20:12:34 EST tB4g9DZ/ No.56434 Reply
>>56432

Somebody got paid to airbrush her vagina out of that picture. What a time to be alive.

It's finally over

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- Fri, 14 Aug 2015 20:01:30 EST tB4g9DZ/ No.56339
File: 1439596890362.jpg -(79453B / 77.59KB, 600x800) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. It's finally over
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Anderson-Silva-Suspended-1-Year-Fined-36380K-by-NAC-for-Failed-Drug-Test-at-UFC-183-90679

What a fucking cavalcade of clowns his lawyers are. So does this permanently diffuse the legend and legitimacy of Anderson Silva? Does it make you wonder if he used PED's in the past and just didn't get popped due to the easily-exploitable drug testing policies? Also, what would you consider a bigger fall from grace: Anderson Silva losing twice to Chris "Whitebread" Weidman and then getting popped for roids in his comeback fight or Fedor Emelianenko getting his shit pushed in in three straight fights in Strikeforce? Both turns of events seemed to have turned out disastrous for both fighters' legacies.
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Trevor Prangley - Sun, 20 Sep 2015 11:50:03 EST 4vHZG7I1 No.56415 Reply
>>56413
where are the guidelines that say what diaz did constitutes a 5 year ban? if diaz cares enough (and had the money), he can go to a judge and it will get overturned, because the commission can't just pull numbers out of their ass like that, even in light of the issues with with the 3 different test results.

hell, the NFL players union gave Goddell the power to do just that and Brady's suspension STILL got overturned.

Also, if UFC never wants to contract diaz again, that's their prerogative, with or without a ban from NSAC. MMA is more than just UFC.
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- - Fri, 20 Jan 2017 08:47:16 EST dN6+Y34A No.57652 Reply
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HCL 44: Grasping At Nothing - Tonight 9/13 @ 7:30pm ET!

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- Sun, 13 Sep 2015 15:31:24 EST 6n2NTIQv No.56403
File: 1442172684840.png -(39817B / 38.88KB, 225x227) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. HCL 44: Grasping At Nothing - Tonight 9/13 @ 7:30pm ET!
http://hitbox.tv/irmstream - Tonight 9/13, Prelims @ 7:30pm ET, Main Card @ 8pm ET
(Possibly streamed in the Taima channel too, I was told?)

TLDR version: It's a parody MMA show called HCL (Human Cockfighting League) created using UFC Undisputed 3. It started in 2012, and is a pre-produced show with all fictional fighters presented with live commentary.

HYPE VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqpAfBp0koI
FULL CAR http://hcl.wikia.com/wiki/HCL_44

The unlikely challenger, former children's TV host turned full-time paint huffer Pappy Goulash tore through the competition since his debut. Now he's earned a shot at the scrappy 2-time champion, Teddy Grabowski, who has turned old-timey boxing into a successful style inside the octagon-like structure.

Plus much more, including a fight to determine be the next challenger to the HCL Welterweight Title, as well as kick off the next HCL Heavyweight Contender Tournament with two big semifinals.

HCL 44: Grasping At Nothing
MAIN EVENT FOR THE LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE - Teddy Grabowski (c) vs Pappy Goulash
WELTERWEIGHT CONTENDER FINAL - Roosevelt Hazelwood vs Francois Gorgonzola
HEAVYWEIGHT CONTENDER SEMIFINAL - Phil Nasseri vs Enzo Antonioni
HEAVYWEIGHT CONTENDER SEMIFINAL - Jorgi Magumbo vs Artemis Kroop
MIDDLEWEIGHT FIGHT - Gunner McCormick vs Tayshaun "T-Skinny" Wallace

Preliminary Fights:
LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT - Herman Quinn vs Connor Cairo
MIDDLEWEIGHT: Jonathan Drew vs A-Von Cooley
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Pimp C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sun, 13 Sep 2015 15:51:00 EST gtpQOB/Z No.56404 Reply
I added it to /mma/tube btw.

:rin8:

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- Thu, 19 Jun 2014 05:21:58 EST FIqgO73S No.54018
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http://mmajunkie.com/2014/06/miesha-tate-vs-rin-nakai-in-the-works-for-ufc-fight-night-52-in-japan

ITS HAPPENING
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Frankie Edgar - Thu, 13 Aug 2015 14:55:06 EST 4vHZG7I1 No.56332 Reply
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did she fall off the face of the planet after that tate fight? i guess >>54043 was right and she committed sudoku
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Dennis Siver - Tue, 08 Sep 2015 15:34:47 EST tOu1DbUm No.56397 Reply
>>56327
Welp. Looks like it's muscle chicks all the way down, now. A least japanese muscle chicks. At least japanese muscle chicks don't look like they were constructed out of an old leather couch.
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Kazushi Sakuraba - Wed, 09 Sep 2015 23:38:52 EST MAFCoHXC No.56398 Reply
>>56332
Nakai does promotions in Japan for UFC, like how Cung Le is their GM of Asia operations to do promotions and find fighters/build hype.

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