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Dana White's Tuesday Fights

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- Tue, 23 May 2017 07:13:24 EST JndLd2XF No.57751
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This board is deader than disco but since this is 2 months away maybe people will see this by then. Anyways, the UFC is going to start a weekly TV show of live fights between guys on the verge of being cut for multiple consecutive losses, guys that were being squeezed out of their third guaranteed yearly fight on PPV and Fox cards, and I guess guys that haven't gotten a multi-fight contract from UFC yet. Mite be cool. The catch is that it'll be broadcast on Fight Pass, though, and I dunno anyone that's ever subscribed to Fight Pass.
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Mike Russow - Sun, 28 May 2017 00:28:24 EST R6sQBghR No.57754 Reply
>>57751
Fighting for their livelihoods? Sounds good to me.
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Gray Maynard - Mon, 10 Jul 2017 21:15:29 EST fDyuC/db No.57802 Reply
we need to stream it with the alternative snoop dog/ faber audio
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Tue, 11 Jul 2017 22:46:14 EST rP+3x8bg No.57805 Reply
>>57802
We did apparently. Pretty surreal stuff.

RIP Jose Aldo's UFC career

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- Sun, 04 Jun 2017 01:09:28 EST JndLd2XF No.57760
File: 1496552968984.jpg -(246975B / 241.19KB, 1920x1280) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. RIP Jose Aldo's UFC career
Holloway just completely destroyed Aldo. I agreed with Aldo when he got dicked around for a couple years straight instead of getting his rematch against McGregor, but it's pretty clear his posturing and gambits failed in the end. Think he gets cut on Monday? Bellator's been making a small bit of headway on UFC's market share so I'm not sure if Dana will still cut fighters out of spite anymore instead of making them languish through the rest of their contract. Either way, Aldo's never getting another title shot in the UFC after this. Too bad Dana's stuck carrying McGregor's jockstrap so he can get embarrassed by Mayweather for one last huge payday before he retires, because seeing Holloway-McGregor could have been a huge UFC main event.
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Ben Henderson - Thu, 15 Jun 2017 22:03:19 EST Y+M4VC9O No.57778 Reply
>>57776
It's ALL good buddy, I was just checking out this board and it is SLOW. Enjoy the fight brother, even if it is a joke.
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Pat Healy - Sat, 17 Jun 2017 02:07:45 EST XsXt8CHw No.57782 Reply
>>57764
>give him his rematch with Conor.
Unfortunately he lost a lot of his leverage for a rematch. After he lost he was saying that he would fight Connor any time any place.
IIRC someone dropped out of a fight with Connor, they asked him if he wanted the fight. Abet on short notice.
And Mr. 'Any time, any place', said no.
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Yuji Shimada - Sat, 24 Jun 2017 17:14:04 EST VRLuk+B+ No.57793 Reply
>>57772

Bullshit excuse. Every Brazilian is on their death bed before walking to the cage if you believe any of what they say.

What if WWE purchased or started up a MMA promotion?

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!U4fi6zQLyI - Tue, 12 May 2015 02:15:45 EST Lq91nhXH No.56002
File: 1431411345776.jpg -(11913B / 11.63KB, 564x316) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What if WWE purchased or started up a MMA promotion?
What would your reaction be?
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Michael Schiavello - Fri, 02 Jun 2017 18:58:03 EST 8byxVZkd No.57759 Reply
they probably already have mma gyms and crossfit parlours
I mean, they have a publishing company
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Mark Coleman - Sun, 04 Jun 2017 01:14:48 EST JndLd2XF No.57761 Reply
>>56016

If it makes you feel any better he's a known pedophile on here that for some reason still uses his tainted tripcode everywhere except on /wooo/, so him deriding a fanbase of a TV show is trite when he talked about on here beating off to his little sister and her friends.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Mon, 05 Jun 2017 10:51:26 EST hqx9s+qu No.57763 Reply
I doubt it. They already failed to get into bodybuilding and football and they'd probably fail just as bad getting into MMA.

>>57759
and a movie studio.

Male vs. Female

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- Wed, 03 May 2017 00:45:24 EST Ylp/6eOe No.57738
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Would McGregor vs Rousey or Holm draw? Would it be more "fair" if Connor went down to feather weight? Why is this not a thing?
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Tim Kennedy - Wed, 10 May 2017 20:54:29 EST JndLd2XF No.57739 Reply
>>57738

If it happened it would draw for the freakshow/trainwreck aspect of it. UFC would be murdered by the press for it and would lose sponsorships over it, though. No state athletic comission would ever sanction it, either, so they would have to hold it on International Waters or on some Caribbean island. Or in Japan, because Japan is fucking wacky as shit.

No contact

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- Sat, 13 May 2017 16:59:48 EST t8lrHORL No.57740
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Looking for martial arts based on no contact dodging/parrying
Or any that encourages it.
Clips and gifs would be nice.
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Mark Kerr - Mon, 15 May 2017 08:46:08 EST x6FVDywF No.57741 Reply
>>57740
Capoeira, Uprocking, Aikido and White Crane kung fu.
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DaMarques Johnson - Sat, 20 May 2017 01:15:22 EST P9H+HbO5 No.57746 Reply
Yellow Bamboo is all you need, accept no substitutes

UFC 210

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- Fri, 07 Apr 2017 13:22:14 EST JndLd2XF No.57723
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Cormier missed weight today but the title fight is still on since the NYSAC is wacky and allows a second weigh-in for title fights and so DC got naked and then used the old wrestling trick of displacing weight by pushing down on the towel held in front of his body to make exactly 205 on the scale. I like DC a lot but that's pretty shitty of him as the champ to come in and miss weight. Oh well, fight's on and should be entertaining.

Also some female fighter got pulled from the card because of her breast implants so lol
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Bibiano Fernandes - Mon, 24 Apr 2017 05:49:12 EST rqH0BvZW No.57734 Reply
>>57729
Of course you need the two cunts holding the towel to be in on the wheeze.
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Emelianegro !2iyFNTAIpU - Thu, 27 Apr 2017 16:23:37 EST 1TlfpGFB No.57735 Reply
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>>57734

Well they certainly had plenty of time after the first weigh in to scramble together some strategies for the re-weigh in..
It's not inconceivable that they discussed and tried several techniques before giving that one a shot out of pure desperation. I mean, it's more likely than not they had to try that out if all the other options were failing, right?
I can actually see the conversation in my mind's eye. I imagine the weight cutting team looking at each other and a look of knowing I in their eyes that although it might not have to be spoken but hey we all know what needs to be done here...

Can you see? They're all freaking out and DC black Fedor is throwing a fit when someone starts whispering in another's ear and they just know, ya know?
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Rich Franklin - Tue, 16 May 2017 11:20:43 EST GgWsummi No.57743 Reply
>>57723
Fuck weight cutting they should weigh in on fight day-cutting is dangerous enough that ppl have died from it and it is a loophole for larger fighters to fight smaller guys

Anthony Johnson status:

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!uhdacqdci6 - Sun, 24 May 2015 08:46:48 EST s7PHVekK No.56051
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[ ] RUMBLED
[✔] STUMBLED
[✔] FUMBLED
[✔] BUMBLED

More proof you can't be a one round knockout striker and expect to win against a world class wrestler. Reminded me quite a bit of Shane Carwin vs Brock Lesnar. If we'd seen Johnson go against Jones, I bet Jones would've just been even more dominant. He wouldn't have wrestled him, but I bet we would've seen a lot of clinch work like in Cormier vs Jones to wear him down and kill his striking game. Looks like Bader is next up for a title shot, which will be the easiest fight in the division to call.
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[name redacted] !6fGmhrVKuE - Mon, 29 Jun 2015 19:19:06 EST de6baGOU No.56129 Reply
>>56128
Yeah there will be a lot more shitty fights, but I think there are a lot that are clean too. It'll be funny to see if any of the lower ranked guys suddenly rise to the top of the rankings because everyone has to be clean now. I'm pretty sure Dan Henderson and Frankie Edgar clean, so they could jump up a bit. The IV thing will definitely affect Aldo too, I don't think he'll stay in featherweight after this fight win or lose.
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CM Punk (Team Act Yasukawa) !uhdacqdci6 - Mon, 29 Jun 2015 22:59:59 EST s7PHVekK No.56130 Reply
>>56129
From what I heard from Meltzer a while back, it's obviously impossible to know the exact numbers, but in general, the lower weight classes (probably featherweight and maybe lightweight and lower) have next to no steroid use because of the need to cut weight down. Welterweight and middleweight are kind of half-and-half, and lightheavyweight and heavyweight are rife with users. The biggest problem, though, are diuretic steroids which help with weight cuts, and those can be used by any weight class.

Also, just to clarify a bit, IVs are not banned BECAUSE of weight cutting. They're actually banned because USADA found out people in cycling were using IVs to cover up dope use and it was working. Numerous other things, like blood transfusions, are also banned for the same reason. Losing the ability to weight cut is a side effect of this policy.
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CM Punk (Team Asuka) !uhdacqdci6 - Sun, 09 Apr 2017 00:50:53 EST vrEWpBpo No.57730 Reply
Updated status:

[✔] RETIRED

War Machine on the run after Christy Mack assault

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- Mon, 11 Aug 2014 18:53:30 EST XFk5i/Ww No.54269
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http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/8/11/5992693/war-machine-christy-mack-releases-detailed-statement-alleging-horrific-assault-mma

>Christy Mack is telling her side of the story and it's very ugly including 18 broken bones around her eyes, 2 broken bones in her nose, a ruptured liver and more. She says she expected to be killed by War Machine and fled the house when he left to get another knife from the kitchen after he broke the first one.
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Jonathan Brookins - Sat, 01 Apr 2017 20:35:21 EST LBZ49hbD No.57716 Reply
>>54269
18 broken bones around her eyes

Since when are there that many in the head?
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CM Punk (Team Asuka) !uhdacqdci6 - Sat, 01 Apr 2017 22:00:40 EST vrEWpBpo No.57718 Reply
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>>57716
There are over 20 bones in the skull.
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Jonathan Brookins - Sat, 01 Apr 2017 22:08:02 EST LBZ49hbD No.57719 Reply
>>57718
Bullshit. I took college level anatomy and they didnt say a word about those

Jessie Taylor, The Ultimate Pope

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- Thu, 30 Mar 2017 09:16:08 EST FXjGhed3 No.57712
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So the other night I had this dream that they had picked a new Pope, like in that Dan Brown book, right? And they picked Jesse Taylor, from TUF series 7, Team Griffin v.s. Team Jackson.

And he kicks the window of the Popemobile out and rampages through the Vatican, chasing nuns and fighting the Swiss Guard, and screaming "I'M THE POPE! I'M THE POPE!", you know, wearing the robes and the hat and everything.

I'm going to have to explain my random bursts of giggling to my wife at some stage.

UFC 209

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- Sat, 04 Mar 2017 10:31:02 EST uCmkkTaO No.57696
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>Wonderboy
>Kelly
>Overeem

Who ya got?
Also when we start streaming it on taima, get in here!
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Nick Diaz - Sun, 05 Mar 2017 18:13:08 EST oPHA4iHu No.57698 Reply
I had the Wonderboy woodly match as a tie again. What do u guys think
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Josh Koscheck - Mon, 06 Mar 2017 05:36:08 EST 4p1Ca/Lp No.57699 Reply
>>57698
If the last round wasn't a 10-8, Wonderboy wins. If it was, it would be a draw

Getting Into MMA

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- Wed, 16 Nov 2016 09:08:39 EST LwBZ7icO No.57581
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I've been a huge pro wrestling fan my whole life, and I like boxing. I started watching Invicta a while back and developed a bit of a crush on Katja Kankaanpaa, but then she retired.

Anyway, who can you recommend I follow in MMA with a boxing background?

Any idea why Killer Bunny suddenly retired?

When's CM Punk's first match? I don't care if he wins or loses; I'm just curious.
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Pat Miletich - Sun, 20 Nov 2016 01:08:44 EST 1oUBSoV1 No.57590 Reply
Chuck Liddell had a nice "dirty boxing" style, he'd use more clinching and infighting that a ref would usually allow in boxing. He was coached by John Hackleman, who has a black belt in Ukidokan Karate, Benny "The Jet" Urquidez' style, that's probably where it comes from, Benny likes to flow from a boxer's clinch to a muay thai clinch and back, and execute strikes and judo throws from the clinch.

Kazuzhi Sakuraba is the best guy I've seen in MMA with a pro wrestling background. If you don't count Gene LeBell and Antonio Inoki, lol.

Mixed wrestling pictures

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- Sun, 05 Feb 2017 07:43:32 EST nqCZPijI No.57653
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Weekly updating FullHD 3D art galleries: mixed wrestling, ballbusting, mixed boxing, CFNM, facesitting, headscissors and other femdom fighting fetishes available at http://www.mixedbattles.com
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Ken Shamrock - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 19:47:34 EST JndLd2XF No.57656 Reply
>>57653

lol at his shit still being up a week later. This board is dead.

Oh well, hope Holm wins tonight.
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Ken Shamrock - Sun, 12 Feb 2017 11:10:52 EST JndLd2XF No.57657 Reply
>>57656

Fuck, even the power of Thicc Holly™ wasn't enough.
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Lyle Beerbohm - Mon, 13 Feb 2017 12:51:11 EST 1hLY4hZQ No.57659 Reply
>>57656
Blame the staff. This shit has been reported several times.
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