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Freddie's Modern Bathroom Kung Fu

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- Sat, 17 Sep 2016 04:51:23 EST 74gvvT6J No.57511
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So every time I look on Youtube for martial arts stuff I keep seeing this one guy who seems to shoot all his videos naked from in his bathroom. And he must have a lot of videos because he shows up in the results no matter what I type in, and it's all 20 minute + talking head stuff.
Does he actually do kung fu, or does he just sit on the john and opinion?
What do his parents think he's doing in there?

203?

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- Sat, 10 Sep 2016 22:01:01 EST sSDtx/h7 No.57482
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anyone broadcasting?
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Robbie Lawler - Sat, 10 Sep 2016 23:03:29 EST l3fpxtsF No.57490 Reply
FIFTEEN MINUTES OR LESS
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Kazushi Sakuraba - Sat, 10 Sep 2016 23:20:54 EST JndLd2XF No.57492 Reply
Jesus, he was actually worse than I thought.
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Diego Nunes - Sat, 10 Sep 2016 23:28:39 EST SrscATGS No.57495 Reply
blahaha 2 years training.. fuck

The Evolution of Punk

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- Tue, 16 Aug 2016 03:34:37 EST t4ySSU7d No.57398
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Has anyone seen part 1 of this documentary on Fox Sports 1 in the US? If so, does anyone have a link to where we can watch it? Would be interested to see Punk's progress in 2 years, and at the very least, it looks like an interesting watch. Any thoughts or links would be appreciated.
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Tyson Griffin - Sat, 10 Sep 2016 19:06:57 EST +ega2Hco No.57479 Reply
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>>57472
>Gall just walking away
>That fucking smirk

I actually hope he kinda wins.
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Shane Carwin - Sat, 10 Sep 2016 20:06:58 EST 4Tgk2drA No.57480 Reply
>>57476
>>57477

Thanks guys. I'll just get it on PS4. Taima doesn't even work for me most of the time, and I'm generally of the mindset that I should be willing to pay for the things if I actually want to watch them — never mind UFC protecting their content. Besides, UFC is taking a chance on Punk, and the buyrate will hopefully reflect the value in their decision to give him a shot.

Karolina Loves Cookies

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- Tue, 02 Aug 2016 00:16:16 EST vGHXkhmq No.57380
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Is there anything more adorable than Karolina Kowalkiewicz?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNu2_Q53_3Y

In addition, how does everyone think she'll fair against Joanna Jedrzejczyk in Poland?
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Dominick Cruz - Fri, 19 Aug 2016 13:36:35 EST /2X2pR01 No.57414 Reply
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I think Karolina has ways to beat Joanna, but she'll have to have the fight of her life to pull it off.

I'm guessing it will be the co-main of the MSG card
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Viacheslav Datsik - Wed, 24 Aug 2016 15:46:43 EST ib83amT3 No.57457 Reply
>>57414
it's gonna be a good fight. joanna didn't look as crisp as usual in her last fight.
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CM Punk (Team Asuka) !uhdacqdci6 - Thu, 25 Aug 2016 12:21:09 EST vrEWpBpo No.57458 Reply
>>57457
I think it was Joanna's strategy, cause she went the distance with Valerie Letourneau too. It seemed like she was thinking Claudia would come in to win three rounds, so Joanna would train to fight for seven rounds. If she loses the first couple of rounds, who cares, she'll win the last two anyways and possibly get a finish from all the damage. I mean seriously, Joanna looked like she had just finished warming up by the end of the fight.

Bork Lesnar

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- Wed, 24 Dec 2014 16:12:19 EST JMS1tzeY No.54888
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Should he return after his WWE Run?
Also, will this thread get locked because Brock isn't in MMA currently?
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Tue, 26 Jul 2016 21:46:57 EST M8wx4InX No.57375 Reply
> A WWE spokesperson has confirmed to TMZ that WWE will not discipline Brock Lesnar whatsoever for failing two different drug tests prior to his UFC 200 bout against Mark Hunt.

> According to TMZ, the spokesperson stated that "only full-time WWE performers are subject to the organization's wellness policy, which prohibits PEDs ... but since Brock isn't a full-time performer, he's essentially exempt."

> Lesnar tested positive for Clomiphene in both failures, which is an estrogen blocker meant to increase testosterone.

> According to the spokesperson, WWE is not a regulated athletic competition, and that because Brock does not work a full time schedule he is exempt from these rules. A source noted to TMZ that the rules are only in place to keep full-time performers healthy.

Yeah WWE won't do anything about it. Can't lose one of their top draws.
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Carlos Newton - Tue, 23 Aug 2016 13:09:25 EST Evw1a9mD No.57452 Reply
From F4Wonline:

>Then on Tuesday morning, Lesnar got word that he's been issued a temporary suspension by the Nevada Athletic Commission as a result of his multiple drug failures following UFC 200. It's the first step in a process that will eventually lead to a formal hearing where Lesnar could face a two-year suspension under USADA guidelines.

>MMA Fighting's Shaun Al-Shatti first reported the news.

lol

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- Sun, 21 Aug 2016 00:34:23 EST katM2LOn No.57423
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https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/767218190078185473
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Maximo Blanco - Sun, 21 Aug 2016 13:42:31 EST k7RGfdtH No.57447 Reply
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Between the leg kicks and careful punches Nate was getting clowned on early. If Conor's stamina didn't falter by round 3 and almost cost him the fight he might actually have finished Nate eventually, hardheaded as he is.
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Mark Coleman - Sun, 21 Aug 2016 19:22:33 EST MFeo6uOu No.57448 Reply
>>57447

nates gameplan was to let connor gas him self out in the first few rounds, it worked and if he would have gotten proper care on his cuts in round 4 he wouldn't have been blinded most of the round by his bleeding, the blood was pouring into his eyes before he even got hit in the 4th and if he would of dominated that round like the other 2 they wouldnt have been able to even hand out that bs decision, the only reason they got away with it was because it was close but not close enough to make connor the winner.
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Joe Son - Sun, 21 Aug 2016 23:35:33 EST ZPdMOj84 No.57449 Reply
>>57448
Hard to say. I think Nate thought he had it won in the 3rd, but Conor actually weathered the storm of offense and ended up getting a second wind in the 4th.

I don't think anyone can say either man isn't tough as fuck after that fight, however, both of them refused to go down.

stream

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- Sat, 20 Aug 2016 22:19:34 EST s412rlya No.57418
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any streams for diaz mcgregor 2 tonight?
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Rafael Cavalcante - Sat, 20 Aug 2016 22:35:27 EST rzZ5bNJu No.57422 Reply
god you're a fucking idiot

UFC Fight Pass

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- Mon, 15 Aug 2016 12:12:42 EST jYJ6ONyj No.57394
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What's the content like?

Worth it?

I'm hoping they have their really old events uploaded.
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[name redacted] !h55/E7mIo6 - Mon, 15 Aug 2016 22:04:28 EST 8gevlVHo No.57395 Reply
It's got most of the old UFC events, I think the early Pride ones, some Strikeforce, WEC and a lot of regional stuff including Invicta and I think Pancrase as far as I remember. Then they have all those behind the scenes stuff and TUF if you're in to that, as well as EBI if you're in to grappling.

I think it's worth it at $9 a month, since that's like a meal at KFC for a month of convenient martial arts content, but obviously if you're not in to MMA then it's probably not the best thing for you. I normally spend a few hours watching the collections they put up on the weekend and then a few random fights while I'm eating. I've got a few mates that fight on one of the regional Australian promotions that is partnered with Fight Pass so it's really great that I can watch those fights for free instead of having to pay for the PPV.

Also if you're in to it, a lot of the old entrance songs are redubbed.
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[name redacted] !h55/E7mIo6 - Mon, 15 Aug 2016 22:37:24 EST 8gevlVHo No.57396 Reply
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>>57395
I mean if you wanted the original entrances, they're redubbed with generic rock and rap because of copyright stuff. But it does have like Jon Jones with "I'm Coming Home" for his return at UFC 197, which I thought was a pretty big part of the event, and the smaller Australian promotion I watch on there keeps their songs too, so I'm not sure what the rules are.

Also here's a screenshot of the promotions on the page.

I wanna be the very best! The best there ever waaaaass!!

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- Fri, 15 Jul 2016 00:21:12 EST //xk2Yjr No.57338
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Alright, I'm making it official. Bear witness as I make this proclamation: I want to someday be the number one pound-for-pound fighter in the world. That's the goal I'm setting for myself and will work towards starting today.

I know this probably sounds ridiculous, but all my life I've never once really challenged myself. I've never once set a goal and then worked at it until I had accomplished it or failed beyond all attempts. I've never even really ever wanted anything other than to not be alone before in my life. I've never had any self esteem, but sometimes I know that I'm better than I give myself credit for, and that possibly if I just believed in myself I could actually accomplish something.

I'm not good with people, or at least, interacting with them sends me into a state of anxiety and almost OCD-like worry that lasts long after the interaction has ended. I feel stuck, limited by my neuroses, but this is something I know I can do. Or perhaps to put it more accurately, I know I can try to do.

I have a realistic picture of how this is going to go. This is going to be a war against myself with many many battles, and I'm not going to win them all, but I swear to myself that I'm going to win the war. I swore that the moment my dad told me that if I went boxing all the black guys would beat me up and that I stood no chance against any of them. He wanted me to stay at home, like he always does. I realized then that he had failed in his responsibility as a parent to instill his child with self confidence and many of the life experiences that usually build that confidence. I determined that as an adult I was going to take that responsibility back into my own hands. It's a difficult task given what little self esteem I have to work with but I think I'm up to it. I didn't for a long time, but after seeing how delusional people are on /r9k/ and elsewhere on the chans, I realized that I've been just as delusional.

I'm using this thread because I know I need peer pressure to make myself do anything. I'm going to be reporting in periodically with progress reports.
Current stats:
5'11.5''
~140lbs
Can't run a mile without having to walk
Can barely do 30 pushups and a 45 second plank

My first step will be to start going for runs before work every morning and doing some light workouts on the heavy bag, mainly focusing on form in the evenings.

>tl;dr
>I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST! THE BEST THERE EVER WAAAS!
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Jonathan Brookins - Tue, 02 Aug 2016 14:51:09 EST 9ED05DSA No.57381 Reply
This thread is pure gold, fucking A to everyone who's contributed because I've gotten a lot of good stuff from this thread.

Not OP but oddly enough I'm in a similar situation in which I'm looking to join a boxing gym in September. I work out at home so over the last few months I've been making my workouts more regular and adding in 30 mins of cardio daily. On top of that I started jogging last week and I hope to incorporate that 2-3 times per week (first jogging sesh murked my legs / lower back, but yesterday's run doesn't seem to have any lingering effects today)

My main reason for joining is because I have always wanted to learn a discipline and I feel like I need that sort of structure in my life (I'd also like to beat people up and win a title belt eventually). I'm also not the best at team sports so something individualized like this is very appealing to me.

I like the idea of practising a few different techniques to get comfortable with them, any good YouTube links I can check out??

I'll def have to look into the daily journal

Good luck and SLAYER to anyone trying to get their shit togeather

Paralympic MMA

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- Wed, 20 Jul 2016 13:16:57 EST u2ZOGfHZ No.57367
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Is this real? How many fighters are there roughly? Are there weight divisions? Are the rules any different? Do they fight mainstream fighter?

I really wonder how the soccer mom types react to this. When you want MMA to be banned because of its sheer masculine brutality but you also want people with disabilities to be included in everything... how do you react to this??

Source:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IocLkk3aYlk
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Gilbert Melendez - Wed, 20 Jul 2016 13:49:25 EST Evw1a9mD No.57368 Reply
Judo is at the paralympics. It's for blind people.
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[name redacted] !h55/E7mIo6 - Wed, 20 Jul 2016 22:55:37 EST zbzIWO5N No.57369 Reply
Pretty sure they just fight in their normal divisions. There was a guy with like a stump for an arm that won a title in a smaller promotion a few years ago, a guy with down syndrome that fought an amateur fight and had a news story on him and I don't know if he's actually disabled, but there's a really short guy in I think Bellator that fought in the 135lb division.
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Steve Mazzagatti - Sun, 24 Jul 2016 00:54:49 EST kHwRvuWa No.57372 Reply
Is the fighter with no arms or legs going to be in this?

MMA Social Media Thread

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!h55/E7mIo6 - Sun, 03 Jul 2016 12:57:03 EST tSGWjjLQ No.57220
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A bunch of funny stuff shows up that fighters post but aren't really worth their own thread.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Thu, 07 Jul 2016 02:53:23 EST M8wx4InX No.57237 Reply
>>57235
Never would have thought he'd main event a major PPV especially UFC 200
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Yoshihiro Takayama - Sat, 16 Jul 2016 07:34:55 EST 6lP2+H9o No.57356 Reply
>>57237
...And I don't think he'll get another after all his BAWWWWW this time.
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Dennis Hallman - Sun, 17 Jul 2016 11:11:40 EST j1h2BwnS No.57362 Reply
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>>57224
>doing this to the woman that literally stole Anton Chigurh's face

Umm hey guys

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- Tue, 12 Jul 2016 14:53:32 EST hs/bwrh/ No.57335
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Apparently this thread about whether WWE is booking Lesnar honestly compared to his actual UFC performance belongs on this board.

I'm not sure how many of you watch WWE, but enjoy the discussion
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CM Punk (Team Asuka) !uhdacqdci6 - Tue, 12 Jul 2016 16:12:12 EST bpWqbZzm No.57336 Reply
What else would you expect someone to do against a dangerous man with one hit knockout power. Stand and bang? Well gee whiz, in that case, why the fuck didn't Holly Holm jump into Ronda's guard? The reason he did it was because he was trying to win the fucking fight. And that round 3 was EXTREMELY dominant, it reminded me of Hunt's fight against Stipe Miocic where the only reason it went for another round was because the ref failed to stop it. I did love how people cheered Brock's takedowns, but booed DC for doing the same thing against a man considered by many to be the best fighter ever.

UFC 200 thread

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- Tue, 22 Mar 2016 19:06:01 EST b/JS5SQc No.56891
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McGregor vs Diaz 2 is pretty much confirmed for UFC 200. How do people feel about it? Do you think McGregor will fair much better if he doesn't gas? Or will Nate on a full training camp lead to a dominating victory for him?

There's also talk of Velasquez vs Browne and Dos Anjos vs Alverez. Would a main card with those 3 fights be big enough for 200?
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Court McGee - Mon, 11 Jul 2016 18:36:57 EST R6sQBghR No.57327 Reply
>>57317
> Holly Holm
> No name
She was one of the best female boxers on earth. 33w-2l-3d.
The chick that fought Rhonda Rousey before Holly was a no name. But Holly was a very big deal in boxing.
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Royce Gracie - Tue, 12 Jul 2016 12:19:54 EST 6bHJis10 No.57333 Reply
>>57327
>But Holly was a very big deal in boxing.
being a very big deal in boxing, let alone FEMALE boxing is not a name.

go outside and ask someone who the heavyweight champ is. hell, ask them if they can name any one of the 100 champions. holly holm is more famous than all of these people because she fought ronda rousey.
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