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The Martialist

- Sat, 03 Aug 2013 06:02:09 EST mia1muep No.52005
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Are you a martial artist or a Martialist?
Because clearly being a Martialist is superior, as you can claim to be able to beat any traditional or Mixed martial artist by shooting them. Also you don't need to train, or have any ranks or qualifications, which I think suits this guy fine.
But it does require constant posing with a knife for any photo opportunity, and lifting weights with your eyebrow.
Andrei Arlovski - Wed, 14 Aug 2013 02:21:07 EST CfmGSenk No.52068 Reply
God why does he always do that goofy raised eyebrow?
Pat Healy - Wed, 14 Aug 2013 09:16:42 EST kCegXEnS No.52070 Reply
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We've been trying to figure that out for years. Maybe it's some kind of neurological condition?
Viacheslav Datsik - Sat, 24 Aug 2013 06:02:49 EST m2HMruTq No.52146 Reply
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He must be very, very good indeed, to have no rank in any style, and no military or law enforcement history, and to have never even been in a fight, and still be telling martial arts instructors and military types they're doing it wrong.

Obviously he was kicked out of his wing chun school out of sheer jealousy, that he can be just that good while never training.
Hermes Franca - Mon, 26 Aug 2013 11:17:21 EST OPJn+ZxR No.52155 Reply
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Has anyone actually seen his technique, or does he just pose for photos and keeps his Youtube account for pissing on other authors?
JZ Cavalcante - Fri, 03 Jan 2014 04:40:53 EST E1zfb9iF No.53193 Reply
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Martialism, the ultimate evolution in the martial arts, composed of 10% wing chun and 90% Randian Objectivism.
Trevor Prangley - Thu, 19 Jun 2014 03:58:33 EST kuRo0tDu No.54016 Reply
As Phil is quick to point out, The Martialist is a website for people who don't fight fair. Here are just a few of Phil's dangerous secret moves he advocates in the face of danger.
>Waving a flash light in your attacker's face
>Draw a cleverly concealed replica Japanese weapon and duel your attacker.
>Shout “you're meant to wait until I'm ready, like when we do drills!”
>Talk about Objectivism and Ayn Rand until you bore them to death.
Other techniques cannot be talked about, as they are so dangerous they can easily kill people! No-one is sure how Phil knows this, since he has clearly never killed anyone, except possibly by crushing them.
Melvin Guillard - Sat, 23 May 2015 01:20:23 EST 7n7fM9ai No.56046 Reply

What happens if you are naked and need to have sex but your mistress is actually a flesh eating skeleton

I will try and point Phil Elmore to your thread OP.
User is currently banned from all boards
[name redacted] !6fGmhrVKuE - Sat, 23 May 2015 16:27:02 EST m//620Rc No.56048 Reply
Is this a meme or is this guy for real?

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