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- Sun, 26 Apr 2015 18:09:26 EST 5HT7/YIo No.55679
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>The state of Jon Jones
Jason Brilz - Sun, 26 Apr 2015 19:57:09 EST arpZe4yP No.55682 Reply
Dirtsheets claim he is pulled from UFC187 sucks for Anthony Johnson they should just by default give him the belt until Jones does the mandatory symbolic rehab and returns again.
Dustin Hazelett - Sun, 26 Apr 2015 21:09:58 EST tB4g9DZ/ No.55683 Reply
lol, practically none of this is even true. Go back to the Sherdog forums, OP.
CM Punk (Team Act Yasukawa) !uhdacqdci6 - Sun, 26 Apr 2015 21:14:15 EST s7PHVekK No.55684 Reply
Nothing from Meltz, but Bloody Elbow is reporting Jones was just in some accident and the fight is NOT off.

Ariel Helwani says he's trying to get in touch with sources, but none of them have talked to Jones in the last 24 hours.

MMA Weekly is reporting Jones is wanted for QUESTIONING (not arrest) by Alburquerque PD.
Pablo Garza - Mon, 27 Apr 2015 14:42:38 EST arpZe4yP No.55686 Reply
It's a legal tactic to run from an accident scene if you're under the influence.

To defeat an impaired charge just don't be around when they want to drug test you, or leave and come back saying you consumed booze and/or drugs after the accident. Leaving driver's licence or other identifying papers at the accident scene, you can escape a charge of leaving the scene of a crash. A corrupt cop in Canada did this to escape a DUI/homicide charge http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2012/02/14/monty-robinson-rcmp-crash_n_1277440.html

Nothing will happen to Jones as $10 million buys some good lawyers but I don't know if you can fight in UFC with a criminal case hanging over your head they'll probably have to pull him.
CM Punk (Team Act Yasukawa) !uhdacqdci6 - Mon, 27 Apr 2015 14:44:00 EST s7PHVekK No.55687 Reply
Jones' status has been upgraded to suspect, and apparently nobody has been able to contact him since the alleged incident. There's probably fire to all this smoke, I can't remember a fighter/athlete being this publicly searched for and not turning himself in since War Machine. If there was no truth to any of it, Jones would've made a public statement and turned himself in. Instead, he appears to be hiding.
CM Punk (Team Act Yasukawa) !uhdacqdci6 - Mon, 27 Apr 2015 14:53:15 EST s7PHVekK No.55689 Reply
>I don't know if you can fight in UFC with a criminal case hanging over your head they'll probably have to pull him
I seem to remember UFC trying to bail out Jeremy Stephens when he got arrested for having outstanding warrants.
CM Punk (Team Act Yasukawa) !uhdacqdci6 - Mon, 27 Apr 2015 17:20:17 EST s7PHVekK No.55690 Reply
Here's an update from our Lord and Savior "Big" Dave Meltzer:

>The latest on Jon Jones is this. Jones has not yet turned himself into the Albuquerque police after an alleged hit and run after a three-car collision. The 25-year-old woman who Jones allegedly crashed into after a running a red light suffered a broken arm, but her pregnancy was not affected by the accident. Jones is being charged with a felony leaving the scene of a crime. A second car was also hit containing a 38-year-old male and three children ages 8 to 10. Jones is believed to have been driving a 2015 Silver Buick rental car from Enterprise in Albuquerque. The officers found a marijuana pipe with marijuana in it in the car that was abandoned, as well as paperwork belonging to Jonathan Jones, with indication he was an MMA fighter. They found his phone number and police called him multiple times with no response. A witness also recognized the man who ran as MMA fighter Jon Jones.

>UFC has not made any announcements regarding Jones or his scheduled title defense against Anthony Johnson for 5/23. I'm not sure if UFC has bylaws regarding championships and within its contract with Jones with what they can or can't do with a felony charge. The Nevada commission has already painted itself in the corner because of allowing Floyd Mayweather Jr. to fight with a number of domestic violence charges as well as serving time and Mayweather even had sentencing on him delayed once so he could fight. Those are the privileges of being a big draw. This felony charge combined with the January drug test failure should lead to :

>Both UFC and Nevada drug testing him frequently from this point forward. Nevada has its rules and limitations regarding in and out of competition, but UFC should be more proactive with its testing and create rules where at least hard drugs are illegal for fighters in and out of competition. But until those rules are put in place, you can't implement them now. But this can serve as a lesson on how to write rules for the new policy and why out of competition drug failures for hard drugs should be taken seriously.

>If they are legally able, they should pull Jones from 5/23 to at least allow him to get help, and if he refuses, then suspend him. If he has to be suspended, he should be stripped of the title.

>Either way, the best course of action is to put Daniel Cormier vs. Anthony Johnson on 5/23 in a five-round fight that would either be an interim or regular title fight. Cormier isn't ready, and he's training for a fight two weeks later so there is a good shot he'll at least be close, Ryan Bader has volunteered to step in, although I don't think Bader is deserving of that spot right now. Either way, that leaves the 6/6 show without a main event.

>One witness to the accident told police that Jones got out of the car after the accident and ran to the hills, before turning around and coming back to grab a "large handful of cash." Then, according to witnesses, he ran off and jumped a fence and wasn't seen again.
CM Punk (Team Act Yasukawa) !uhdacqdci6 - Mon, 27 Apr 2015 19:14:59 EST s7PHVekK No.55691 Reply
Another update, there is now a warrant out for Jon Jones' arrest, and Jones has now contacted the police and is expected to turn himself in.
Dustin Hazelett - Mon, 27 Apr 2015 19:32:20 EST tB4g9DZ/ No.55692 Reply

Chael seems to know everything about every fighter that the public or even MMA press is privy to. He must have known that Bones couldn't quit his nose candy habit and knew Jones would piss hot when tested.
CM Punk (Team Act Yasukawa) !uhdacqdci6 - Mon, 27 Apr 2015 22:51:25 EST s7PHVekK No.55693 Reply
As an educated expert on piss bets, I'm pretty sure all urine is warm until chilled (at which point, it becomes Bud Light).

Anyways, Jones has turned himself in. Still no word on how UFC will handle it. In my opinion, he should be stripped of the title and it should go to DC vs Rumble.
Brock Lesnar - Tue, 28 Apr 2015 00:40:26 EST 1hLY4hZQ No.55694 Reply
>Mayweather even had sentencing on him delayed once so he could fight
Wtf fuck is wrong with the world?
Bruce Leroy - Tue, 28 Apr 2015 06:10:36 EST tB4g9DZ/ No.55695 Reply

The Las Vegas Boxing Commission would let Floyd fight if he was caught in the act of murder because of the money he brings them.
Brock Lesnar - Tue, 28 Apr 2015 13:34:59 EST 1hLY4hZQ No.55699 Reply
Something like that I can believe and not even be surprised by, but the criminal courts system hitting the pause button so he can go have a match? That shit's crazy.
CM Punk (Team Act Yasukawa) !uhdacqdci6 - Tue, 28 Apr 2015 23:49:25 EST s7PHVekK No.55704 Reply
Well, UFC did the right thing. I'm shocked they actually suspended him, though. I figured they wouldn't and would then say, "Well, it's up to the commission to do that." If I were in the position, I would make sure Jones doesn't get a title shot for at least a year. Six months off for rehab or whatever, then he can fight Gustaffson, then he faces whoever loses between DC and Rumble, and then he can have a title shot (which would probably be sometime around August or September) if he wins them both in decisive fashion and manages to keep clean.
Ross Pearson - Wed, 29 Apr 2015 03:45:48 EST arpZe4yP No.55706 Reply
Probably the last we'll see of Jones, felony hit and run is an 18 month min sentence and unless you're Floyd Mayweather and allowed to pick your prison and only spend 2 months there you're not coming back out in fighting shape. He has $12 million consolation prize from only reported UFC payouts over the years and likely won't ever come back.
CM Punk (Team Act Yasukawa) !uhdacqdci6 - Wed, 29 Apr 2015 09:01:52 EST s7PHVekK No.55708 Reply
He'll probably plea bargain down and get a delayed sentence/probation. I'll be surprised if he spends any time in jail, much less prison.
CM Punk (Team Act Yasukawa) !uhdacqdci6 - Wed, 29 Apr 2015 10:23:45 EST s7PHVekK No.55709 Reply
Wow, Reebok has dropped Jones, and they're pretty much going to be the only sponsor for UFC starting in a couple months. So, it appears Jones' next fight may see him fighting unsponsored.
Ovince St. Preux - Wed, 29 Apr 2015 11:16:06 EST eib4TPW4 No.55710 Reply
What ever happened to innocent until proven guilty?

The fighters need better representation. Jones should be champ until he loses, gives up the title himself or actually gets sentenced.
CM Punk (Team Act Yasukawa) !uhdacqdci6 - Wed, 29 Apr 2015 16:20:06 EST s7PHVekK No.55712 Reply
One of the witnesses that saw Jones flee the scene was an off-duty police officer and UFC fan.
Ross Pearson - Wed, 29 Apr 2015 18:46:24 EST arpZe4yP No.55714 Reply
UFC also had a meeting with Jones and his lawyer first so I guess whatever was said there was the deciding factor in stripping his belt. Won't miss Jones he had zero personality and ppv buys were average at best for his bouts unless a flashy heel came along like Sonnen or Cormier.
CM Punk (Team Act Yasukawa) !uhdacqdci6 - Wed, 29 Apr 2015 19:37:30 EST s7PHVekK No.55715 Reply
I hear Reebok was absolutely furious, I'd be willing to bet they're the main factor behind stripping the title as opposed to doing an interim. Also, Cormier wasn't the heel, he was obviously the babyface. Hope he actually trains to last longer than one round this time.
Irgor Vovchanchyn - Wed, 29 Apr 2015 21:35:29 EST 1hLY4hZQ No.55716 Reply
>unless a flashy heel came along like Sonnen or Cormier.
Jones was the the heel with DC.
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Thu, 30 Apr 2015 00:36:06 EST jsuviyD8 No.55717 Reply
Good for UFC actually taking action especially after they didn't after his last fight against Cormier. Speaking of which, I wonder who's gonna replace Cormier against Bader?
Kimbo Slice - Thu, 30 Apr 2015 04:59:25 EST tB4g9DZ/ No.55719 Reply

I'm thinking Joe Silva either pulls either Gustafsson or Teixeira from their June fight to face Bader or they get some up & coming guy to take the fight. But with the latter that puts Bader in a position of nothing to gain and everything to lose, so I'm thinking they might just cancel the fight and have Bader fight the winner of Gustafsson-Teixeira to set up a #1 title contender match. I'd love to see either Manuwa or Rampage take the fight on short notice to face Bader, though. That's a really quick turnaround for either guy, but I think Manuwa might be down for it while Rampage's age likely won't allow him to.
Jake Shields - Thu, 30 Apr 2015 10:15:53 EST KbMxOqWf No.55725 Reply

There's no way he could be a champ. Dana already gave him his (one of many) second chance and if he would give him another one, it would hurt the UFC.
Efrain Escudero - Wed, 30 Sep 2015 13:09:19 EST 1hLY4hZQ No.56418 Reply
Being famous and having a shitload of money help too. This asshole is so aggravatingly stupid. He had it all lined up and could have had one of the best runs the sport would ever see. Some people just cannot get their shit together no matter how easy it would have been for them to succeed. Is honestly so fucking hard for JJ to stop getting high or drunk and then crashing cars? Stupid, stupid asshole.
Dana White - Wed, 30 Sep 2015 18:27:44 EST tB4g9DZ/ No.56419 Reply

It always boggled my mind that so many rich assholes don't have a personal driver and/or friend to drive them around whenever they're high or drunk. With Uber, Lyft and those mobile driver apps now it's even dumber to just not use some pocket change from your millions of dollars to have someone drive you around while you're high or drunk.
Efrain Escudero - Wed, 30 Sep 2015 19:07:48 EST 1hLY4hZQ No.56420 Reply
No kidding. Dumbass ruined his career because he couldn't be bothered to call a car service, even though he had already been busted once for DUI after crashing his car while fucked up. Fuck this guy. Back when he pissed hot for Coke and they acted like they were super worried about him and wanted to help him turn his life around and all that bullshit and he said he was going to rehab, he was there for one night. He went for that one night just so he and the UFC could say he "went to rehab" and that's it. He's a perfect example of how some people will not learn from their mistakes.
Jacare Souza - Sat, 03 Oct 2015 18:35:29 EST EMiG8l/I No.56422 Reply
Jones has been training F/T for a few months now, he's ready to come back and reclaim the belt anytime wouldn't be surprised if Dana pulls the next DC fight and makes it a JJ/DC title bout
Pimp C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sat, 03 Oct 2015 20:19:42 EST E7nOxr9J No.56424 Reply
Oh damn Bones moving on up. Can't wait to see how he goes toe to toe with fighters like Cain Valasquez, Roy Nelson, etc.
Phil Davis - Wed, 14 Oct 2015 04:08:58 EST KBDdStCc No.56435 Reply

I do not think he will do well there. I would LOVE to see Roy Nelson fight him.

I bet JDS could fuck him up, Cain I dunno, so short...

His wierd ass alien body is a huge advantage at LHW, but without the weight restriction hes just a big lanky fuck.
Michael Schiavello - Mon, 09 Nov 2015 02:49:05 EST BvdMKXPI No.56452 Reply
Roy nelson sucks, his only claim to fame is being able to eat unhuman amount of punches. He will be totally retarded and eating out of a tube by age 50

Jon Jones is still a gigantic queer, he basically seems to not give a shit he almost killed a pregnant broad and is claiming he's being "kept down by the system" and "beating adversity" through his new training. Nigga you got wasted and ran from a car accident your only adversity is your own goofness.

I hope DC wrestlefucks his idle ass into retirement but won't happen since DC no longer seems to give a shit about jewFC with asking for 6months off.
Chan Sung Jung - Mon, 09 Nov 2015 16:42:37 EST tB4g9DZ/ No.56454 Reply

A bit of clarification, Jones didn't come close to killing that lady, but the life of her unborn child was definitely put into jeopardy. Jones is still a massive faggot, though.
Jeff Monson - Thu, 07 Jul 2016 23:43:31 EST x+uZRtVD No.57249 Reply
Thread has never been more relevant than today.
Emelianenko Fedor - Sat, 09 Jul 2016 14:32:54 EST lTdma492 No.57259 Reply
Jones now failed the secondary test, meaning guaranteed 2 year suspension. I doubt a fighter of Jones level would 'forget' to check his supplements with USADA, also that he won't say what he was popped for is so other fighters who have juiced in the past don't chime in and tear his phony dindunuffin story apart.
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sat, 09 Jul 2016 16:50:03 EST M8wx4InX No.57262 Reply
Jones really has fallen from grace. I mean he was on top of the UFC as Light Heavyweight Champion and essentially one of the faces of the promotion and now after his arrest and now his drug failure, he's become a shell of his former self.
Jeff Curan - Sat, 09 Jul 2016 19:39:58 EST 3vS8Eeo5 No.57267 Reply
So this thread is the Jon Jones fuckup general then lol?
Joe Stevenson - Tue, 12 Jul 2016 02:30:56 EST lTdma492 No.57331 Reply
Turns out the substance "Jones couldn't even pronounce" and "never heard of" was well known Estrogen blockers.

These are used to help kickstart testosterone production after coming off a cycle of juice. Now you know why he didn't want to tell anybody what it was at the press conference because immediately they would call him out as everybody knows that's juice cycle recovery shit.

I don't think there will ever be a post juice Jones he'll cheat again.
Joe Stevenson - Tue, 12 Jul 2016 02:54:59 EST lTdma492 No.57332 Reply
er, they're also used to prevent growing tits while juicing as your body also converts a portion of T into estriadol, and since you're heavily juicing with so much T you're also producing a lot of estriadol which has obvious unwanted side effects when you pull off your shirt at weigh in and tits flop out.

They're only found in breast cancer meds and nothing remotely resembling a "supplement" so will be interesting to see him talk/cry out of this one at the hearing. If Jones didn't fuck up so much he could be promoting his own PPV by now like Floyd did, he's such a good fighter with longevity in the sport could be selling Jon Jones cards instead of being suspended all the time. nb
CM Punk (Team Asuka) !uhdacqdci6 - Tue, 19 Jul 2016 09:31:19 EST vrEWpBpo No.57365 Reply
Well, I know it was already reported, but it was confirmed to be estrogen blockers. Hilarious. Just to be clear though, estrogen blockers are not illegal, you can buy them off plenty of supplement sites. They're just banned by sports because there's only one reason an athlete would use them. See: >>57331 >>57332
CM Punk (Team Asuka) !uhdacqdci6 - Sun, 07 Aug 2016 09:50:28 EST vrEWpBpo No.57391 Reply
Luke Thomas reported that his sources say Jones will only get suspended for one year. What's even the fucking point of the two year suspension if noone serves the full suspension except Chad Mendes?
Carlos Newton - Thu, 11 Aug 2016 03:04:40 EST MFeo6uOu No.57392 Reply
too bad we don't get to see anymore boring ass jon jones fights
Kamal Shalorus - Wed, 23 Aug 2017 12:14:06 EST bb9GUvmi No.57834 Reply
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"Hello, Mr Jones? Are you still interested in a bout with Brock?"
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Fri, 27 Mar 2020 09:00:06 EST 4Zm7H80G No.58276 Reply
Cung Le - Sun, 29 Mar 2020 09:10:07 EST 9xfZTc2x No.58277 Reply
you jump anywhere in this thread and its talking about a different fuckup.
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Tue, 12 May 2020 16:08:45 EST v5gzHtvw No.58291 Reply
It's basically what the Teddy Hart thread is on /wooo/. Jones fucks up every opportunity he gets.
Ryan Bader - Sun, 31 May 2020 14:48:10 EST LEClho9U No.58297 Reply
except jon jones is considered one of the best of all time and teddy hart is literally a nobody

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