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Sad Movies

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- Wed, 20 Mar 2019 21:49:43 EST xErUsqc5 No.405784
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This board is too happy. It's time for some quality depression.
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Douglas Quaid - Wed, 17 Apr 2019 21:22:33 EST SweJlip/ No.406550 Reply
>>405784
I always put on Grave of the Fireflies when I'm in need of a good laugh.
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Pussy Galore - Wed, 17 Apr 2019 21:33:59 EST dr1E0GPX No.406551 Reply
South Koreans know their drama.
Check out Peppermint Express.

Alita: Battle Angel

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- Fri, 12 Apr 2019 17:54:33 EST poBJQDzI No.406364
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I saw this movie yesterday at my local discount theatre and it was honestly quite a fun ride. Not sure why people hated this movie.
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Andrea Thompson - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 06:23:01 EST eNCvnsjA No.406560 Reply
>>406556
Developing your own style is pointless until you can actually draw.

Write funny movie summaries

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- Mon, 08 Apr 2019 19:58:55 EST nQMcN6Bn No.406259
File: 1554767935436.jpg -(35520B / 34.69KB, 630x325) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Write funny movie summaries
I’ve seen a couple of these, like the one about how the Star Wars Originals were really about “a boy whose family is killed by an oppressive government, becomes radicalized into an ancient religion, and eventually leads a terrorist attack which results in the killing of over 100,000 people”.


If you have a funny or unique perspective on how to describe the plot of a movie, let’s see it
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Ka D'Argo - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 23:35:10 EST kpL3kckf No.406528 Reply
>>406523
Yeah and it was a controversy even though for all of the scenes where she was nude they used a body-double who was much older.
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Bernie Mac - Wed, 17 Apr 2019 01:05:24 EST 4+v9Wr8d No.406530 Reply
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>>406528
Way to retroactively negate all my incest pedo masturbation sessions, jerk.

Captain Marvel

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- Sun, 10 Mar 2019 04:07:32 EST rq3F4reI No.405561
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Been hearing a lot about this one. Anybody seen it yet? Is it worth the hype? Better than Wonder Woman? Necessary viewing for Endgame?

Did it make you wanna sign your daughter up for the US military?
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Graham Chapman - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 11:10:09 EST 0GSIN8jk No.406468 Reply
>>406292
I've just read a gigantic circlejerk thread that basically said the same story hundreds of times
>Meet Andy Dick at a party
>He starts being creepy and weird toward men and women
>eventually Andy Dick gets kicked out of the party

Sounds like the dude has got a pretty tragic existence really. I also didn't know he had a son, jesus.
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Ruby Rhod - Mon, 15 Apr 2019 18:00:03 EST zx1q0Nl5 No.406479 Reply
>>406468
Just read Andy Dick's wiki page.

This guy sounds like someone who posts on stormfront. What a cunt. Lovitz shouldn't have smashed Dick's head into the bar. He should have smashed Dick's head through the bar.

What is this movie?

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- Sat, 13 Apr 2019 13:12:34 EST unyx9PSH No.406398
File: 1555175554113.jpg -(111136B / 108.53KB, 1366x768) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What is this movie?
Saved these from here long ago, can't for the life of me remember the name and reverse googling gives nothing either.

Also, bonus:
I asked on here years ago about "an episode of Dexter" where he presumably was color blind / only saw in grayscale and was hit by lightning which gave him color vision, which made him grossed out by crime scenes and stuff.
Just found out what I had seen and misremembered as Dexter, it was ep19 of John Doe. They don't even look that alike, what the hell brain.
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Jazmine DuBois - Sat, 13 Apr 2019 22:01:21 EST MWZZNoRw No.406405 Reply
Yeah, it is. That's "Shrink" from 2009.

SG1 got a bit naff at the end

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- Mon, 08 Apr 2019 00:17:30 EST V8NrW7ze No.406237
File: 1554697050854.jpg -(80249B / 78.37KB, 613x480) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. SG1 got a bit naff at the end
My interest in watching an episode of Star Gate directly correlates to how much gold makeup Teal'c is wearing.
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Jack Nicholson - Fri, 12 Apr 2019 10:25:29 EST DO4Z3epi No.406345 Reply
>>406341
Well a bunch of monster of the week episodes are there and at least the early seasons are pretty trek-esque.

If you avoid Stargate: Universe the whole show including about the half of Stargate: Atlantis is pretty watchable.
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Arthur Jensen - Sat, 13 Apr 2019 04:16:28 EST pu3U9BlY No.406389 Reply
I don't know why all the shit talk. Its one of the first sci-fi shows most sci-fi fans watch and every sci-fi fan has seen it at some point. Its a good watch almost all the time, a great watch fairly often,and a shit watch increasing often but its definitely one of those shows you pretty much have to watch.

Oh no I'm hallucinating a dead guy!

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- Tue, 09 Apr 2019 22:11:02 EST X10xw8Yf No.406283
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This god damn shit is the most annoying crap in the world. I have no clue how it got to be so widespread. It's like everyone in hollywood got it in their head that the way to show someone is really dealing with someone's recent death hard is to make them start seeing them. Ohhh, how interesting! Not. Like holy fuck can you fuckheads not find a more interesting and believable way to demonstrate someone being distracted other than showing them fucking hallucinating please? I can believe that mr hero guy is fucking up because he's preoccupied, I don't need to think he's seeing shit.

Am I the only one this annoys?
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Geoffrey Rush - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 22:06:28 EST YzmdH4xc No.406306 Reply
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>>406303

This is more the fault of the writer/director being an idiot. It's the classic Dr Who/Sherlock Holmes problem, when you have a dumb person writing someone who is supposed to be a genius they either come across as completely incompetent or a fucking wizard who just makes shit up as they go along.
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Tom Peters - Wed, 10 Apr 2019 22:35:34 EST p/EW64/D No.406308 Reply
God damn it OP. It didn't bother me until you mentioned it. Just saw it in Tin Star and it pissed me off.


Normie shows

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- Fri, 22 Mar 2019 23:50:07 EST 8IFMLQPF No.405875
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Shit like "the office" or "parks and rec" that you might watch if its like 3AM and you're bored as fuck flipping channels for ANYTHING worthwhile.

I tried to watch both shows on netflix and just don't see the appeal, but I've done the above thing. In the brake room at work where theres no cable just a fucking antenna that gets 10 channels.

Or am I just missing something with those shows?
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Donna Noble - Mon, 25 Mar 2019 07:32:19 EST M+zFKR5B No.405953 Reply
>>405937
No, I only saw one season. What more should I have to say besides it is painfully unfunny to me and that I judge anyone who enjoys it?

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

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- Fri, 29 Mar 2019 10:57:47 EST gmoXLozl No.406052
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https://youtu.be/lMGdWxOub68

Aw fuck yeah! I loved these books as a kid! They had the best creepy drawings.

>Guillermo Del Toro
So theres actual hope of it being good and not just another piss poor Hollywood live action remake milkcow.
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Raoul Duke - Fri, 29 Mar 2019 15:52:38 EST iOFLUZu+ No.406062 Reply
>>406061
Some were alright. Dont remember which one, I remember the one with the boogy hair woman with long hair. The dumbest one that stood out was the the giant toe in the pumpkin field
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Brad Dourif - Fri, 29 Mar 2019 16:22:20 EST Wjlr7i+O No.406063 Reply
>You don't read the book the book reads you
Oh jesus fucking christ

Daenerys Stormborn

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- Sun, 24 Mar 2019 06:15:23 EST poBJQDzI No.405908
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How come I sometimes like to imagine myself as this character? I honestly sometimes wish I were Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons. Even the slavery parts of her story I wish I were her especially. I am slowly turning away from Game of Thrones so it's a good thing this series is ending this year, but I don't know why but I honestly wish I were this character the most. I also wish I had a cute face like Emilia Clarke's. Is it natural to feel this way regarding this character?

I also sympathize with her in a few things as well.
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Ken Russell - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 19:10:15 EST +OFZtSYI No.406007 Reply
>>405997
Is your logic stating that each person only has a single towel that follows them through their entire lifetime?
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Sean Astin - Thu, 28 Mar 2019 13:40:03 EST yaY1VRtw No.406038 Reply
>>406009
Only a couple, but if I were wiping my ass with them you can be sure I'd keep more around

To Catch A Predator / Lorne Armstrong

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- Sun, 24 Mar 2019 20:29:51 EST poBJQDzI No.405938
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How come I never found this guy out before?

This guy was from Dataline NB To Catch A Predator who started a YouTube channel thinking that his appearance on the show made him some kind of celebrity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1gvOqd3-JE

Kevin Smith is a Disney SHILL

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- Fri, 01 Mar 2019 17:54:17 EST eC9hz/vo No.405242
File: 1551480857948.jpg -(243656B / 237.95KB, 640x480) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Kevin Smith is a Disney SHILL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRwmtpr79qE

He looked like he was about to cry when he was talking about Yoda talking to Luke. Likee he was somehow 100% oblivious to the fact that Disney thought it'd actually be a great idea for Yoda to randomly wait 20 fucking years to speak to him again.

>Gets to the part where they hyperspace ram Snoke's ship
>Doesn't bring up why they didn't use that to destroy the deathstar
>Says word for word "I want to kiss Rian Johnson. FUCK thats good! Goddamn thats good!"

>Says he legit cried in the theater when Finn and Rose kissed.
Wow.

What a fucking sellout. He needs to grow some balls and stand up to Disney.
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Will McAvoy - Thu, 21 Mar 2019 22:34:37 EST zx1q0Nl5 No.405844 Reply
>>405840
Star Wars toy industry is all videogames and Lego, you retarded enthusiastic schizophrenic chucklefuck.
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David Boreanez - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 12:06:54 EST r5hY/qhE No.405919 Reply
Just putting it out there, if you listen to Kevin Smith at all he'll tell you himself he's a big fat fanboy with no standards or taste.

That's why he has Mark Bernardin on his show, so there's someone who actually knows how writing works there to poke holes and give a proper review while Kevin talks about how Spider-Man swinging/ Luke dying/ Batman breathing made him cry like a bitch.

/mtv/ GIF thread

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!lfsExjBfzE - Wed, 20 Mar 2019 23:02:26 EST jRjEOvBm No.405786
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420chan now plays gifs of all sizes now
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Jack Skellington - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 04:24:02 EST efAfDaKz No.405907 Reply
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DICKS EVERYWHERE

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