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Orville discussion

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- Sun, 10 Mar 2019 21:50:55 EST eC9hz/vo No.405591
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>Sir, what is "insert concept that anyone without pants-shitting enthusiasm would easily understand"?

Isaac's character would of been far more believable if they waited for the series finale for him to spend 700 years on a planet studying "humans". He should of learned a lot there and have actually gained a lot of social skills.

I suspect Seth agrees, but had to put his best material out early or risk cancellation.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Wed, 24 Jul 2019 00:18:26 EST jRjEOvBm No.408950 Reply
lol that life together only lasted two months

Royal Shows

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- Mon, 22 Jul 2019 19:05:59 EST QnkOVLjU No.408919
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What more original high quality shows are there like Prison Break?

I can name a few, breaking bad, mr robot, shameless, lost ...

pic is scofield pretending to be fbi agent ... L0L as if this could be a realistic scenario so goofy
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Mr. Horse - Tue, 23 Jul 2019 01:45:33 EST kWM/NHN0 No.408928 Reply
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>Was Prison Break even good?

I'm sorry, first it was Friends and then 24, and it was alright at first but after 4 seasons, I very much wanted to break out of the prison that prison break had become for us.
Mouse Fitzgerald - Tue, 23 Jul 2019 03:47:20 EST ib2Zrp8T No.408930 Reply
You mean besides the ones we all know which are? I really liked "patriot" and I'm sad season 3 seems to be far away.
NachoGod - Tue, 23 Jul 2019 20:10:59 EST QnkOVLjU No.408945 Reply
i dont know all of "them".. also in terms of movies like a beutiful mind, what else XD

Hot Whores in Movies

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- Fri, 19 Jul 2019 11:57:28 EST w4I2Wh9H No.408849
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What recent shows/movies have lots of hot whore girls in them? With constant scenes of hot babes

i can think of

Euphoria (show 2019)
LA's Finest (show 2019- has the Alba whore in it)

what else
Christian Bale - Sat, 20 Jul 2019 14:22:18 EST x7Mc3Mwx No.408868 Reply
I was going to mention COPS but your mom only gets arrested in a single episode and you specified "Hot" whores.


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- Wed, 17 Jul 2019 16:39:27 EST vgNKPytE No.408815
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Get hype, three people's 2nd favorite sitcom is saved! I was bummed when it ended and am glad to see more in the pipes.
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Abed Nadir - Thu, 18 Jul 2019 07:41:21 EST AYNLQ5xd No.408830 Reply
Chip, Mickey, and Alba were also great, but Jimmy, Sabrina, and Ben were my personal favorites. If more szhows with little kid characters made them more like Ben, I wouldnt hate Family shows so much. And maybe I only liked Sabrina because she was hot, I can't remember now that it's been so long. And Jimmy was basically me IRL so I always liked his plots best, watching him get shit on hard by anyone and everyone.
Varys - Fri, 19 Jul 2019 03:11:05 EST Hkws8XVE No.408842 Reply
I think it's a little unfair to judge "solo" works with Always Sunny, considering the show is what it is thanks to having all of them in it, with the added benefit of them writing and controlling the show.

I mean, I understand why you would make the comparison, it will always be their best work. But if they're involved in a project that doesn't have all of them involved creatively, then yeah it's never going to be on the same level
Mordecai - Fri, 19 Jul 2019 04:31:41 EST +OFZtSYI No.408844 Reply
Rank of shows of IASIP cast is as follows:

The Mick
AP Bio

and way down here... The Cool Kids

Some weird shit man........

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- Tue, 16 Jul 2019 02:30:47 EST D2SMjBu1 No.408785
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I just watched Dirty Harry for the first time in my life and I think I found a bizarre Dirty Harry reference in Christmas Vacation, so the pool scene at the beginning of Dirty Harry where Scorpio gets his first victim has a weird pyramidal based and totally out of place looking artificial grass. After the movie was over I realized the place I had seen that pool before was in Christmas Vacation when Clark Griswald at the beginning of the movie has a model pool in his office it's virtually identical!!! Am I reading into this to much or is Christmas Vacation implying that Clark Griswald is about to snap and become a Scorpio/Zodiac type serial killer?

Any thoughts? Or is this just too far fetched?
Gamera - Tue, 16 Jul 2019 02:32:31 EST D2SMjBu1 No.408786 Reply
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This is the pool from Dirty Harry

It's the weird pyramid base that makes them so damn similar

Prince Valiant Netflix-Series

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- Mon, 25 Mar 2019 19:23:53 EST fKoJ65ks No.405959
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I wish Prince Valiant would get his own netflix-series.

One of the best and longest comic-series deserves this attention imho.

The hun-story-line or his first sight of Aleta ... there is so much potential!

Imagine what a budget and dedication of GoT and Last Kingdom could deliver!
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Jenny Agutter - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 19:43:34 EST XgsH7nii No.406012 Reply

I know that, I've been to a Mongolian restaurant. I called one of the cashiers "hun" and they trampled me with their mighty vegetable delivery truck.
Alex Kingston - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 21:11:21 EST MyBydNCn No.406017 Reply
To be fair to him, they call them Huns in the movie.

Mulan's history is all retarded, but they were apparently referencing earlier invasions by the Xiongnu, who some people theorize are related to the Huns in some way so they sometimes get conflated. I guess someone at Disney subscribed to that theory and didn't realize it made no geographic or historical sense.

So it probably still technically counts as a depiction of Hun battles, but in a really really really stupid way.

As a side note, I think I understand better why the Chinese really didn't like the movie.
Middlecrates Furniture - Sun, 14 Jul 2019 16:37:40 EST 1qiUuIzC No.408760 Reply
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I'm all for it!
rereading Valiant in German now (in Germany hes called "Prinz Eisenherz" which translates into "Prince Iron-heart", which is pretty cool I think.)

After Life (2019)

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- Mon, 01 Jul 2019 22:34:03 EST poBJQDzI No.408456
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I didn't think I would enjoy this series as much as I did. But this was actually decently written and even made me cry by episode five and six.
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Brian Williams - Fri, 12 Jul 2019 06:51:59 EST vgNKPytE No.408686 Reply
LOL, so it's about a mentally ill man who talks to a dog and thinks it's a reincarnated human?
Or they go super-Disney and it's most definitely a human soul inside that dog?
Master Chief - Fri, 12 Jul 2019 08:37:43 EST oa2mmJAW No.408687 Reply
They play it ambiguous like in Wilfred only the dog talking is done in post-production rather than having a person in a dog suit.

Dude just trust me

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- Sat, 06 Jul 2019 06:36:50 EST 92lMngVW No.408579
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Watch Tamers12345.
Kyle Broflovksi - Sat, 06 Jul 2019 06:49:41 EST SI41OPYD No.408580 Reply
I'm not even gonna google that.

Wu Tang: An American Saga

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- Fri, 05 Jul 2019 10:01:35 EST gmoXLozl No.408549
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Bruce Willis - Fri, 05 Jul 2019 13:17:50 EST +OFZtSYI No.408555 Reply
Don't know how to feel about this, but I'll check it out. The documentary (Of Mics and Men) that came out recently was great.

My biggest gripe of the past few years is that the Art of War audiobook w/ Wu-Tang beats as the background has been wiped from the internet.
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Fri, 05 Jul 2019 14:38:01 EST jRjEOvBm No.408558 Reply
Wu-Tang Clan is pretty well known for being a huge part of the commercialization of hip hop that even Chappelle's Show made fun of it so it's not really surprising to me that there's going to be a show about them but I'll definitely watch it when it comes out.
King Arthur - Fri, 05 Jul 2019 20:46:24 EST YzmdH4xc No.408565 Reply
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Wu Tang is for the children!

Black Mirror season 5

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!lfsExjBfzE - Tue, 04 Jun 2019 11:53:59 EST RBdu29nx No.407972
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>Watch Black Mirror season 5 on June 5 on Netflix

Black Mirror returns for its 5th season with three episodes:

>Episode 1: Striking Vipers

Two estranged college friends reunite in later life, triggering a series of events that could alter their lives forever.

>Episode 2: Smithereens

A cab driver with an agenda becomes the center of attention on a day that rapidly spirals out of control.

>Episode 3: Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too

A lonely teenager yearns to connect with her favorite pop star — whose charmed existence isn’t quite as rosy it appears.

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Takeshi Kitano - Sat, 29 Jun 2019 02:03:24 EST /Y8D3q0C No.408409 Reply
So "Is it really pedophilia tho?" was too far for even Charlie Brooker.
Tate Langdon - Sun, 30 Jun 2019 20:13:09 EST gyYRmShX No.408441 Reply
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ok I watched the 3rd ep with Miley. I can see why people panned it.

3 ep is not enough, where the fuck is the rest of season 5?
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sun, 30 Jun 2019 21:06:04 EST RBdu29nx No.408442 Reply
That's it. There's only 3 episodes this season because of Bandersnatch. Not the first time though since the first two seasons also had 3 episodes each.

Media Center Setup

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- Fri, 22 Feb 2019 19:06:07 EST zNWYaT9u No.405130
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Hello /mtv/,

I was wondering what kind of entertainment setups you guys have for watching movies, tv, streaming stuff, or whatever. I have an old flatscreen TV a friend gave me that I had to buy a stand for, and I use youtube/hulu/netflix/hbo through my xbox 360. Could I be more plebeian and if so, how?
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Maester Luwin - Tue, 25 Jun 2019 06:22:50 EST py8GA3J0 No.408345 Reply
Having a stand like that behind another stand might not look great IMO.

I myself would probably get 2 single stands (easy to move around) or make 2 small wall shelves (looks classsy if you can hide the wires)
Susan Foreman - Tue, 25 Jun 2019 13:03:09 EST DO4Z3epi No.408349 Reply
If I wanted classy I wouldn't go for one of these stands in the first place

2x single stands would work, but it would require disconnecting the speakers before moving the TV.
I think I'll wait till the stand & TV are delivered before committing to any solution so I can see what works.

Breaking Habits

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- Sat, 20 Apr 2019 06:27:19 EST c8APqWtI No.406628
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Nuns who grow medical marijuana?
Inspired by:
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Heat Vision - Sun, 23 Jun 2019 06:03:41 EST oa2mmJAW No.408292 Reply
Seems even sillier when you realise that the petition happened after the release of the series which covered the entire plot of the book so there most likely won't be a second series anyway.
Alyson Hannigan - Sun, 23 Jun 2019 07:34:55 EST +NJfiIXF No.408293 Reply
It's okay, Netflix put out a statement promising they won't ever make more Good Omens ever again ;)
Susan Ivanova - Thu, 27 Jun 2019 11:25:27 EST CNw95KnL No.408387 Reply
I don't really watch much of anything but I have seen these two actors smug faces plastered all over an amazon box I ordered and those insufferable looking fuckers really make me irrationally upset.
Then I watch this and realize the goofy ad that pisses me off so much is so photoshopped that the two guys come off looking super Uncanny valley.

Just grill it off!

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- Sat, 08 Jun 2019 15:04:11 EST zIMNQ80B No.408058
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Well that was a doozy.
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Debbie Love - Mon, 24 Jun 2019 11:33:39 EST Z3qrat4K No.408326 Reply
Friends to eternity honesty and loyalty!

Funny think is way back in like 2012 Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon had that exact song in it.
A game everyone should play btw.
William Bell - Tue, 25 Jun 2019 17:11:39 EST qPNVDki8 No.408354 Reply
Spookies is another one that's worth watching. I saw that shit as a little kid in the late 80's, and even then I knew it was a special kind of bad.
Skylar White - Tue, 25 Jun 2019 20:45:33 EST DO4Z3epi No.408358 Reply
Please tell me the the timestamp of where this is from!

I Am Mother

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- Fri, 21 Jun 2019 15:12:32 EST eHeNzf7t No.408247
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Why the fuck do some people not like the I Am Mother movie? It's a great fucking movie. I think it's the best scifi movie of this decade. I honestly don't see any flaw in this movie.
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Chief Galen Tyrol - Sun, 23 Jun 2019 01:10:00 EST +OFZtSYI No.408290 Reply
In the future humanity is dead. A robot named Mother fertilizes and raises fail-safe human embryos one at a time to try and find the key to restoring mankind. She raises the children as her own and teaches and nurtures them. But Mother may have ulterior motives.
Sam Winchester - Sun, 23 Jun 2019 04:23:52 EST rlNQ1eiS No.408291 Reply
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>best scifi movie of the decade
Is this what kids these days really believe?
Heat Vision - Sun, 23 Jun 2019 12:11:29 EST oa2mmJAW No.408294 Reply
Just watched it. Pretty good. Kept me guessing for a while.
Feel like there are quite a few plotholes and motivations that don't really work but I didn't enjoy it less for that.

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