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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

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FUCKED UP MOVIES (that don't have animal cruelty)

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- Tue, 18 Feb 2020 16:31:00 EST Sz9Fmorl No.413625
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I've been watching some violent movies lately with the excuse that they're classic cult movies. I just watched taxi driver, scarface and clockwork orange for the first time on the last days and now I'm feeling like watching something REALLY FUCKED UP (and that doesn't have animal cruelty in it, because that's my limit, I get literally triggered), I wanna FEEL ALIVE, gnome sayian.

So far the most fucked up movie I ever watched was Antichrist, which has a scene where willem dafoe gets his balls crushed and then ejaculates blood, all on câmera. So I wanna see something more fucked up than that, while also being a good movie possibly.
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Slab Bulkhead - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 16:03:27 EST Y/Dk2YNr No.414358 Reply
the life and death of a porno gang
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Tex Avery - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 16:40:01 EST f4Ot2UEO No.414362 Reply
Boulevard Nights is an unrecognized classic. Dude gets his mom shot, it's pretty fucked up.
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Richard Attenborough - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 16:59:14 EST o+z5nUZC No.414363 Reply
>>414358
The fuck did you bump this trash Brazil thread for

Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 10

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- Sun, 26 Jan 2020 08:13:33 EST j9Ahosmg No.413251
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Larry David is my spirit animal.
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Buffy Summers - Sun, 29 Mar 2020 22:34:25 EST 3pwsFgor No.414305 Reply
why are there so many banned people?

mods here desperately need to smoke moar and chill out
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Complete List of TV affected by Corona: Orville and other TV shows Halting Production

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- Fri, 20 Mar 2020 18:04:40 EST 7VuehaRW No.414141
File: 1584741880265.gif -(924452B / 902.79KB, 400x224) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Complete List of TV affected by Corona: Orville and other TV shows Halting Production
The studio where was infected with corona virus, and they along with several other tv shows being shot there have had to stop production indefinitely.

https://deadline.com/2020/03/coronavirus-tv-shows-production-delayed-1202881997/


Complete List of Television Halted or Otherwise Affected by Corona:

CABLE

Atlanta (FX)
Impeachment: American Crime Story (FX)
The Bold Type (Freeform)
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah (Comedy Central)
Euphoria (HBO)
Fargo (FX)
Fear the Walking Dead (AMC)
Full Frontal with Samantha Bee (TBS)
Genius: Aretha (National Geographic Channel)
Godmothered (Disney Channel)
Home & Family (Hallmark Channel)
Kennedy (Fox Business)
Kevin Can F**k Himself (AMC)
Last Week Tonight With John Oliver (HBO; last show 3/15)
Lights Out with David Spade (Comedy Central)
The Oval (BET)
Pennyworth (Epix)
Pose (FX)
Queen of the South (USA)
Queen Sugar (OWN)
Real Time With Bill Maher (HBO; last show 3/13)
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John Cleese - Wed, 25 Mar 2020 20:57:52 EST I4E7Mwz3 No.414235 Reply
>>414231
Beautiful. He will still watch the Sabrina the Teenage Witch reboot or some shit like that.

Sonic: The Movie

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- Tue, 12 Nov 2019 09:10:08 EST Fc1tYg6h No.411393
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new sonic trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szby7ZHLnkA
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Parody remixs

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- Sat, 21 Mar 2020 00:51:23 EST MQMSDEi2 No.414155
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How does /mtv/ feel about comedic remixes? They cheer me up when Im in a bad mood but not like sad music sad. It reminds me of the days of Albino Black Sheep, YTMND and my carefree youth. I personally love them here are a couple of my favorites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-zvuq_AvU4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l61nO1LQ3Hg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAxQVx9X-DE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

Frank Caprio from Caught in Providence

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- Thu, 19 Mar 2020 11:51:43 EST uEmjApnX No.414115
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Anyone else just hate this guy.

"I seen you pulled your dick out at a children's park and pissed on the fence. You're free to go."
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Tommy Gavin - Thu, 19 Mar 2020 12:08:24 EST rW0NJ0Mw No.414116 Reply
I want to dump a plate of spaghetti on that gabagool

RECOMMEND ME THRILL MOVIE PLEZ

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- Fri, 06 Mar 2020 15:05:40 EST r6dqVI8w No.413881
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I WANT TO BE ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT AT ALL TIMES
IF YOY RECOMMEND ME A MOVIE AND I GET MY BUTT ANYWHERE TO THE CENTER OF MY SEAT FOR A PICOSECOND THEN ILL FIND YOU AND ILL
give you a little kiss JUST KIDDING ILL FUCKING KILL YOU
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YOU PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOULL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEDGE - Tue, 17 Mar 2020 16:18:43 EST 7MufgyKY No.414098 Reply
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OP here I watched more movies:
Blue Ruin (good)
Green Room (good)
Donnie Darko (what the fuck. I kind of hate it because Donnie is kind of a Mary Sue and i found him annoying, but the cryptic time travel shit is cool)
and
A Quiet Place (fun, but rly dumb. Why don't they fucking live near a lake?!?!?!?!!?!???!!!?!?!!???!!?!?!!?!!?!!???!!?!?!!?)

gonna watch more of your recommendations

>>414069
that movie looks really trashy. are you being ironic with this recommendation?

This is easily the #1 contender for the worst movie of the year

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- Thu, 20 Feb 2020 21:50:42 EST qe+PgoXf No.413664
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Downhill is a movie that is so bad it makes Sherlock and Watson look like a fucking masterpiece. Sherlock and Watson was such a financial and theatrical disaster that even Netflix said "we'll pay you NOT to put that on our streaming service." This movie is all about Will Ferrell and his family are vacationing in the Swiss Alps and the only reason why they're even vacationing in the Swiss Alps is because Will's character is going thru some sort of massive midlife crisis at the moment coping with the fact how his father died off screen and its never explained how or why his father was dead and for most of the movie its barely if ever mentioned again. In a weird way, it almost leaves you the viewer thinking that Will's character in this movie was already like this LONG before his father died off screen and was using it as an excuse to go thrill seeking despite his family not being all that into it.

There is ZERO chemistry in this movie...NONE! You got Julia Louis-Dreyfus from Seinfeld who doesn't look nearly as attractive or engaging to watch as she was back when she was playing the character Elaine. She's Will's wife in this movie and throughout the entire movie they're either screaming at each other or awkwardly uncomfortable in each other's company. Nothing about their relationship even remotely feels real.

There is an entire subplot in this movie where Julia is openly cheating and stallioning her husband and its brought up maybe twice in the whole film where its brought up AS A JOKE that's near the end of the film that never gets acknowledged by Will because the entire movie is designed to make you think the Antagonist of this film is Will when literally EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THIS FAMILY IS EXTREMELY UNLIKABLE. The reason for this is because there is an Avalanche that almost kills a ton of people and in the most fight or flight, heat of the moment, hair trigger response Will runs away from the Avalanche instead of just holding onto his family where they all just die together but since no one actually died during the natural disaster this film's plot then tries to morally dignify if what Will did was wrong or not

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MATTER?! You either die holding onto your family or you die attempting to flee to safety either way DEAD IS DEAD. The dumbest thing is despite surviving this Avalanche THEY STILL FEEL OBLIGATED TO CONTINUE VACATIONING.
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Bubbles - Mon, 16 Mar 2020 12:44:52 EST 3pwsFgor No.414084 Reply
i watched Force Majeure a few years ago after hearing Bret Easton Ellis recommend it on his podcast (i wish Bret didnt put that shit behind a paywall).

It was alright but it seemed like a watered down Haneke style flick. it somewhat hit its mark, but it's not a hard one to hit nor that original or originally done. the thought that they did this with Seinfeld and SNL actors trying seems cringe enough on its face, but to see the universal shit on this movie makes me just feel bad for them. LIke they wanted to try their hand at art house or serious psychological portrayal and were told by audiences "stay dancing for us, clowns"
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Hollywood pervs/rapists thread part 3

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- Thu, 03 Oct 2019 18:39:18 EST 9/eJUzm8 No.410564
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Old thread hit limit

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/03/movies/james-franco-nudity-lawsuit.html

James Franco is getting sued for running a sham acting school where he could coerce young women to get naked in front of him and his skeevy buddies.
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Dr. Peter Venkman - Thu, 12 Mar 2020 13:50:00 EST D+Ew8df1 No.414015 Reply
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>>413991
But would he survive that long after getting butt-fucked by all dudes in prison?

ITT: Your top TV shows of all time

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- Sat, 18 Jan 2020 13:34:42 EST 88ZyRXKx No.413111
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1 - The Simpsons (classic era)
2 - Breaking Bad
3 - Twin Peaks
4 - Cowboy Bebop
5 - The Sopranos
6 - Battlestar Galactica (2004 remake)
7 - Buffy The Vampire Slayer
8 - Monty Python's Flying Circus
9 - The OA
10 - It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Honorouble mentions - Mad Men Father Ted, The Wire, The Office (UK), I'm Alan Patridge
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Ruby - Thu, 12 Mar 2020 03:04:43 EST f4Ot2UEO No.414002 Reply
>>413958
Are you so concerned with the Roman soldiers "fucking bitches" because they're the avatar you've taken for yourself and they are climbing your Everest?

The sex in Spartacus was usually preformed by the slaves against their personal wishes by or for the entertainment of the slave owning class and was meant to show how these people controlled every aspect of their lives other than what happened when they were in the colosseum. The slave owning class was involved with politics but they never got into the inner workings of Roman politics because the show centered on a group of slaves who were removed from it and only used for service and entertainment. Also you got to see Xenas nips.

I found Rome to be hamfisted and not in a fun way like Spartacus. It's just another boring period piece that honestly didn't do anything special. If I remember right they even did the weird British accent thing that all American historical dramas set outside the US do. The cinematography and editing in Spartacus alone make it great in my opinion. The actors in Spartacus actually trained in historic European marital arts (sword fightin) in preparation for the fight scenes. They're cheesy and over exaggerated but there is still some realism to them that gives them a fluidity you don't really see in too many western productions. I might give Rome another try if I'm bored but if I'm going to watch a straight faced American political period piece about Italy I still haven't finished the Borgias because it keeps putting me to sleep.
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Johnny Caspar - Sat, 14 Mar 2020 01:33:44 EST 13yI13yv No.414051 Reply
>>413951
Epic show, and a pity they had to wrap it up all of a sudden. They were gonna do Jesus and everything, next.

Jojo Rabbit

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- Thu, 12 Mar 2020 02:51:13 EST CXhQCtZV No.414001
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This movie is essentially Waititi's Spiderman Homecoming:

It's top notch once you remove the two-dimensional adolescent tsundere with no redeeming qualities
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Francois Truffant - Fri, 13 Mar 2020 15:00:30 EST CXhQCtZV No.414037 Reply
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>>414035
I did not recognise him in it because he actually took his accent seriously to the point it sounded like he hired a linguist.

Master and Margarita

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- Thu, 12 Mar 2020 13:57:01 EST D+Ew8df1 No.414016
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So recently I've been watching the adaptation of Master and Margarita with english subtitles, and honestly I had never watched something similar like this before.
As a huge fan of Bulgakovs work, this show was really amazing and close to it's book about 99%.

Sanic

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- Wed, 11 Mar 2020 00:33:08 EST g2W4ZoOU No.413985
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It was my niece's birthday and I took her to see pic related and what the fuck it's actually kind of enjoyable?

what the fuck was the point in that

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- Sat, 25 Jan 2020 16:47:44 EST oa2mmJAW No.413242
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not campy and fun like Dagon, not that and interesting like In the Mouth of Madness, just some generic uninspired attempt to do Annihilation with all the stuff that made it fresh taken out.

I hear it's supposed to set up a new Lovecraftian movie universe but it did a shit job of that too.
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Drake Mallard - Tue, 10 Mar 2020 00:05:54 EST zx1q0Nl5 No.413947 Reply
>>413943
Hes talking about the faggot the future immigrants with their lame edgy (((DA JEWS))) joke.

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