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- Fri, 30 Aug 2019 21:46:48 EST iuKr1iUV No.409736
File: 1567216008776.jpg -(254471B / 248.51KB, 1296x730) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. R.I.P.
Valerie Harper aka Rhoda


Born: August 22, 1939,

Died: August 30, 2019
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Rupert Giles - Sat, 31 Aug 2019 00:28:37 EST YtzZGBrx No.409744 Reply
>>409736
You literally posted this directly above the celebrity death thread.

Amateurish Breathing Documentary

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- Wed, 28 Aug 2019 16:04:39 EST oMEpcW/E No.409648
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Hey guys,

I made this documentary.
Maybe some of you will enjoy?
https://youtu.be/ar7M3Mj7lIY
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Carl Showalter - Wed, 28 Aug 2019 19:18:37 EST 8y1XB7jq No.409655 Reply
>>409648
This stuff is great, I like how real you are, and the cheesy elevator music fits perfectly.
Will you do one about the moon? Or something related to our solar system, or space stuff in general?

What movie am I thinking of?

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- Wed, 28 Aug 2019 22:28:43 EST gIBQaota No.409667
File: 1567045723590.jpg -(280877B / 274.29KB, 1200x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What movie am I thinking of?
So I was talking with my buddy about how I sometimes have expectations in life based on what I've seen in movies and TV - the specific example was about how I hate going to my mother with my problems cuz she never says anything to console, more specifically doesn't say the "right" thing to console me - and I feel that way because in movies and TV, when the kids go to their moms with their problems, they always have like the right thing to say at the right time.

Anyway, I feel like there is actually a movie that touches on this theme in some way - the idea that what we see on TV and movies influences how we expect certain social situations to play out but then when they don't we freak out.

Any idea of any characters in any movies who exhibit that behavior?

Pic related.
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Everett McGill - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 01:08:37 EST gIBQaota No.409670 Reply
>>409669
I think I’m thinking of The Cable Guy. But, I feel like there was a scene in the movie I’ve apparently made up in my head where one guy tells the other that shit happens in movies cuz they’re movies and this is real life, etc etc.

Am I thinking of The Cable Guy or something else?
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Saul Tigh - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 01:29:36 EST gm1t/p9p No.409672 Reply
Thinly veiled /qq/ thread. No.
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Hugh Honey - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 05:19:57 EST oa2mmJAW No.409680 Reply
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Abed from Community doesn't just exhibit that behavior, it's his entire personality.

CLEARLY

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- Wed, 28 Aug 2019 17:48:05 EST pfxxAbxL No.409652
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Okay, Benson is clearly gay/bi. Look how thrilled he looks sliding down that row of sweaty sumo salamis.
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Eliza Dushku - Wed, 28 Aug 2019 18:36:44 EST a8uchvW3 No.409654 Reply
K

does this actually change anything whatsoever about the character or his interactions with the rest of the cast
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Tom Haverford - Wed, 28 Aug 2019 19:40:38 EST z9VVtgOR No.409656 Reply
>>409654

absolutely not. I just wanted to come up with a great alliteration to describe that screenshot. I should have gone with "slope" instead of row

Rutger Hauer RIP

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- Wed, 24 Jul 2019 14:10:05 EST lank2XDQ No.408952
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoAzpa1x7jU

:(
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Annihilation (2018)

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 17:52:28 EST VDnd2Aca No.409505
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>Annihilation (2018) is a movie from the director of Ex Machina. You know Ex Machina, the best scifi movie made in forever? Annihilation stars an all female cast of characters who are scientists. None of the characters do stupid shit or make queef jokes. The movie is not based on a comic book. It's based on a book but not a fucking comic book. The movie is well crafted and does not treat the viewer like an idiot.

Nobody went to see it. Nobody has ever talked about this movie.

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Eliza Dushku - Sun, 25 Aug 2019 20:19:57 EST gVFiet/2 No.409583 Reply
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I liked the adorable bear.
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Ace Ventura - Mon, 26 Aug 2019 07:38:15 EST Xnclklh9 No.409589 Reply
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Had some cool visuals and concepts. Didn't like it though, felt like the scenes were often too drawn out and paced awkwardly. I get what it was trying to do but it just didn't work for me. None of the characters worked for me either, not because they were women but because they were pretty bland and kept dropping like flies. The same problem that Alien: Covenant had tbh. I also didn't like the ending.

It's worth a watch maybe, I wouldn't watch it again. I feel like it's a movie I should have liked since I enjoy movies like this. I enjoyed pic related, I enjoyed Stalker, In the Mouth of Madness, Event Horizon. All very similar movies where the cast is thrown into nightmare world.

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INVADER ZIM REVENGE OF THE FLORPUS

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!kGydCRC8c2 - Wed, 07 Aug 2019 20:04:50 EST gmoXLozl No.409236
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New Florpus trailer out!

I hope they bring back Tak. Tak was hot.

https://youtu.be/VwusJsp5dLc
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Benedict Cumberbatch - Sat, 24 Aug 2019 20:17:38 EST Nxv2SJdw No.409556 Reply
>>409551
Yeah, it was basically like a long episode. It was good, but nothing too different from a regular episode.
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Simon Bellamy - Sun, 25 Aug 2019 01:54:51 EST uKUnD1W0 No.409573 Reply
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I had a huge crush on Gaz when I was a lad

Bump While Watching: Advanced Necromancy Edition

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- Wed, 20 Feb 2019 20:02:33 EST +OFZtSYI No.405082
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So the boards are back up again after being down for almost a week. What the fuck have you been watching bruh??

>True Detective s3
Way better than season 2 but not as good as season 1. That's not to say this season hasn't been great, it's just been more of a slow burn. The finale airs this Sunday and I'm really looking forward to it.

>Doom Patrol
Only one episode out so far but it's pretty promising for a pilot. Having the antagonist being the narrator is fun and the show is meta without being Deadpool-on-head levels of Random XD. Some people are saying that it's already better than Titans after a single episode... I don't know about all that, but it definitely gives me hope for Swamp Thing coming out later this year.

>Umbrella Academy
Gave it a shot and I got bored 3 episodes in. I'm all for more comic shows that aren't from the Big 2, but not if they're like this. Not trying to hate on the show, maybe it just isn't for me, but it feels like that Wes Anderson X-Men parody already did it better. (Source btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UngE0qn3VRY )
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Master Roshi - Mon, 26 Aug 2019 14:38:55 EST m03fDXWN No.409600 Reply
>Righteous Gemstones
Anyone else catch Righteous Gemstones yet? Reminds me a lot of eastbound and down in terms of it's sense of humor. Liking it so far.

>Power
Goddamn has this show run for too long it's basically soap opera tier at this point.
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Boromir - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 18:02:07 EST Xnr49tiw No.409693 Reply
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Where are my nice happy movies?
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Sweet Dee - Fri, 06 Sep 2019 19:10:35 EST /9Yhd0Zu No.409940 Reply
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Watching "the Night comes for us."

A littlebit like a toned down version of the Raid,
but its awesome!

Next on my list:
"The LEgend of the drunken Master"

I'm in a mood

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- Fri, 23 Aug 2019 04:35:52 EST 51gx1QIt No.409522
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I'm looking for any good movies that prominently feature the neon soaked streets of Japan and general night life
Any suggestions?
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Moya - Fri, 23 Aug 2019 13:57:58 EST E5p0/xCR No.409536 Reply
Chungking takes place in hong kong
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Amanda Tapping - Fri, 23 Aug 2019 22:40:28 EST mWoywQXr No.409542 Reply
Not Japan, but Only God Forgives.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sat, 24 Aug 2019 00:22:37 EST RBdu29nx No.409545 Reply
Lost in Translation?

dude sneed lmao

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 18:50:12 EST KSwp/sOi No.409506
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sneeds feed and seed

Top shows with hot females

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- Thu, 22 Aug 2019 17:05:21 EST DEwIVcmq No.409504
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Best reality / regular shows/movies with most scenes of hot skanks? the only way is essex horrible show but has many scenes with whores ... what else is there

Bart Simpson will be gender fluid in the next season of the Simpsons

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- Tue, 20 Aug 2019 14:19:39 EST 8T+I/Drj No.409472
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Bart Simpson will be gender fluid in the next season of the Simpsons
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Pam Poovey - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 14:44:29 EST oa2mmJAW No.409473 Reply
okay thanks sned fukensook i can see this is a totally legit and not at all bait thread

Breaking Bad is trash

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- Mon, 08 Jul 2019 10:28:07 EST LI2nS3f7 No.408609
File: 1562596087835.jpg -(61043B / 59.61KB, 560x330) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Breaking Bad is trash
BB has an atrocious structure as a series. It feels like fanfiction, where the author introduces subplots and characters because they thought that they would be interesting to write, only to eventually lose interest and have the subplots lead nowhere and the characters end up being underdeveloped and completely unnecessary to keep in the story. Writing on the fly with no plan outlined from the beginning can work, but the author has got to have a knack for it, and the author of BB clearly doesn't.
I watched three seasons of this shit, and I'm going to list examples as to how the show is bad.
  1. The showrunner repeatedly writes situations that are entirely predictable based on the structure of the show strongly nudging the plot in a certain direction. Take episode two of season one as an example: in the previous episode, White fatally gassed the two gangsters that attempted to make him work for them, only in this episode it turns out that one of the gangsters survived, so White has to deal with him. The episode had two options as to where it could go: either he kills the gangster, making the entire episode pointless, because that character should have died together with his cousin, or the gangster's going to escape and become a recurring threat for the rest of the show; both options are terrible, but the second one is worse, and I wasn't sure watching the episode that the writer won't go with it; in the end, of course, they went with the first option, and it was so predictable that I could barely finish watching the episode because the entire thing felt like filler. (The episode felt so strange that I checked out the behind the scenes stuff, and it turned out that the showrunner liked the gangster's actor so much that he wasted an entire episode on fucking nothing because he wanted to work with the actor some more. Just terrible. People who make such ill-advised decisions shouldn't be showrunners.)
    Or take the DEA in-law. He's a boob, a simpleton, and he obviously isn't fit to be the character who puts a stop to the protagonist's activities, him doing so would have been anticlimactic and terribly disappointing, so his presence in the show serves no purpose but to make the dummies in the audience who are clueless as to how plots are structured feel tense whenever the two characters interact. And yet the showrunner treats his character as if he's important, devoting entire episodes to develop his character, whom I knew from the start would in the end accomplish absolutely nothing. Maybe he does something in the last two seasons, but then either he should only be introduced in the season in which he becomes important, or, if he has to be introduced earlier, he should be entirely a background character of whose presence the audience is reminded every so often so he isn't forgotten, but not too much time must be spent on him. Instead, we got the worst option possible.
    Or White's arguments with his wife. It's an ironic thing where he started making drugs to take care of his family, but the changes the drug lord lifestyle inflicted on him have made him distant from it; it's an expected thing from stories like that, but it's a solid thing to do and definitely time should be dedicated to that plot line. Except that it was the entire first two fucking seasons. Half the running time of every episode was the protagonist bickering with his wife. We know where it's going: sooner or later she's going to discover that he makes drugs and break up with him because of that, stop wasting my fucking time. Of course, that's exactly what happens: the wife finds out, freaks out, packs her bags and leaves… only she doesn't fucking leave, she remains on the show despite her character having served her purpose and having nothing more to do with the story. Ricockolous.
  2. Bad characters and attempts at character development. The story's supposed to be about a meek chemistry teacher becoming a notorious drug lord, only that transformation is very schizophrenic. In the third episode of the first season White finally adopts the Heisenberg persona, only to immediately abandon it and come back to being the meek chemistry teacher. Now, while that's not the type of character development I expected, — I expected a smoother shift —, it could still work, with the protagonist switching to the drug lord persona more and more often, with the persona be…
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Major Alan Schaefer - Mon, 19 Aug 2019 17:02:40 EST y3AyxsA2 No.409454 Reply
I loved breaking bad and I didn't read your essay
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Polly - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 14:02:50 EST zNWYaT9u No.409471 Reply
>>409454

thanks for letting us know an entire month after this discussion ended

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