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Frank Caprio from Caught in Providence

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- Thu, 19 Mar 2020 11:51:43 EST uEmjApnX No.414115
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Anyone else just hate this guy.

"I seen you pulled your dick out at a children's park and pissed on the fence. You're free to go."
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Tommy Gavin - Thu, 19 Mar 2020 12:08:24 EST rW0NJ0Mw No.414116 Reply
I want to dump a plate of spaghetti on that gabagool

RECOMMEND ME THRILL MOVIE PLEZ

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- Fri, 06 Mar 2020 15:05:40 EST r6dqVI8w No.413881
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I WANT TO BE ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT AT ALL TIMES
IF YOY RECOMMEND ME A MOVIE AND I GET MY BUTT ANYWHERE TO THE CENTER OF MY SEAT FOR A PICOSECOND THEN ILL FIND YOU AND ILL
give you a little kiss JUST KIDDING ILL FUCKING KILL YOU
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YOU PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOULL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEDGE - Tue, 17 Mar 2020 16:18:43 EST 7MufgyKY No.414098 Reply
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OP here I watched more movies:
Blue Ruin (good)
Green Room (good)
Donnie Darko (what the fuck. I kind of hate it because Donnie is kind of a Mary Sue and i found him annoying, but the cryptic time travel shit is cool)
and
A Quiet Place (fun, but rly dumb. Why don't they fucking live near a lake?!?!?!?!!?!???!!!?!?!!???!!?!?!!?!!?!!???!!?!?!!?)

gonna watch more of your recommendations

>>414069
that movie looks really trashy. are you being ironic with this recommendation?

This is easily the #1 contender for the worst movie of the year

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- Thu, 20 Feb 2020 21:50:42 EST qe+PgoXf No.413664
File: 1582253442860.jpg -(152253B / 148.68KB, 618x412) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. This is easily the #1 contender for the worst movie of the year
Downhill is a movie that is so bad it makes Sherlock and Watson look like a fucking masterpiece. Sherlock and Watson was such a financial and theatrical disaster that even Netflix said "we'll pay you NOT to put that on our streaming service." This movie is all about Will Ferrell and his family are vacationing in the Swiss Alps and the only reason why they're even vacationing in the Swiss Alps is because Will's character is going thru some sort of massive midlife crisis at the moment coping with the fact how his father died off screen and its never explained how or why his father was dead and for most of the movie its barely if ever mentioned again. In a weird way, it almost leaves you the viewer thinking that Will's character in this movie was already like this LONG before his father died off screen and was using it as an excuse to go thrill seeking despite his family not being all that into it.

There is ZERO chemistry in this movie...NONE! You got Julia Louis-Dreyfus from Seinfeld who doesn't look nearly as attractive or engaging to watch as she was back when she was playing the character Elaine. She's Will's wife in this movie and throughout the entire movie they're either screaming at each other or awkwardly uncomfortable in each other's company. Nothing about their relationship even remotely feels real.

There is an entire subplot in this movie where Julia is openly cheating and stallioning her husband and its brought up maybe twice in the whole film where its brought up AS A JOKE that's near the end of the film that never gets acknowledged by Will because the entire movie is designed to make you think the Antagonist of this film is Will when literally EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THIS FAMILY IS EXTREMELY UNLIKABLE. The reason for this is because there is an Avalanche that almost kills a ton of people and in the most fight or flight, heat of the moment, hair trigger response Will runs away from the Avalanche instead of just holding onto his family where they all just die together but since no one actually died during the natural disaster this film's plot then tries to morally dignify if what Will did was wrong or not

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MATTER?! You either die holding onto your family or you die attempting to flee to safety either way DEAD IS DEAD. The dumbest thing is despite surviving this Avalanche THEY STILL FEEL OBLIGATED TO CONTINUE VACATIONING.
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Bubbles - Mon, 16 Mar 2020 12:44:52 EST 3pwsFgor No.414084 Reply
i watched Force Majeure a few years ago after hearing Bret Easton Ellis recommend it on his podcast (i wish Bret didnt put that shit behind a paywall).

It was alright but it seemed like a watered down Haneke style flick. it somewhat hit its mark, but it's not a hard one to hit nor that original or originally done. the thought that they did this with Seinfeld and SNL actors trying seems cringe enough on its face, but to see the universal shit on this movie makes me just feel bad for them. LIke they wanted to try their hand at art house or serious psychological portrayal and were told by audiences "stay dancing for us, clowns"
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Jojo Rabbit

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- Thu, 12 Mar 2020 02:51:13 EST CXhQCtZV No.414001
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This movie is essentially Waititi's Spiderman Homecoming:

It's top notch once you remove the two-dimensional adolescent tsundere with no redeeming qualities
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Francois Truffant - Fri, 13 Mar 2020 15:00:30 EST CXhQCtZV No.414037 Reply
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>>414035
I did not recognise him in it because he actually took his accent seriously to the point it sounded like he hired a linguist.

Master and Margarita

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- Thu, 12 Mar 2020 13:57:01 EST D+Ew8df1 No.414016
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So recently I've been watching the adaptation of Master and Margarita with english subtitles, and honestly I had never watched something similar like this before.
As a huge fan of Bulgakovs work, this show was really amazing and close to it's book about 99%.

Sanic

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- Wed, 11 Mar 2020 00:33:08 EST g2W4ZoOU No.413985
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It was my niece's birthday and I took her to see pic related and what the fuck it's actually kind of enjoyable?

what the fuck was the point in that

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- Sat, 25 Jan 2020 16:47:44 EST oa2mmJAW No.413242
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not campy and fun like Dagon, not that and interesting like In the Mouth of Madness, just some generic uninspired attempt to do Annihilation with all the stuff that made it fresh taken out.

I hear it's supposed to set up a new Lovecraftian movie universe but it did a shit job of that too.
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Drake Mallard - Tue, 10 Mar 2020 00:05:54 EST zx1q0Nl5 No.413947 Reply
>>413943
Hes talking about the faggot 4chan immigrants with their lame edgy (((DA JEWS))) joke.

Uncut gems

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- Sun, 22 Dec 2019 23:35:59 EST 4LJsvqca No.412489
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Has anybody seen this yet? People are calling it a good Adam Sandler movie but is it true or is just another turd in his long running career?
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Dobby the house elf - Mon, 02 Mar 2020 14:46:39 EST oJQjYQ97 No.413828 Reply
Wow thanka chiggy. Had to go to page 5 to dig this shit up. Good thing u locked my thread

Uncut gems

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- Sun, 01 Mar 2020 21:43:05 EST oJQjYQ97 No.413812
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This movie is hard to fucking watch. Good movie but im squirming at how stupid this main character is
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Dobby the house elf - Mon, 02 Mar 2020 11:30:10 EST oJQjYQ97 No.413825 Reply
>>413817
Yeah I get that. Now that im a day away I can say that it was enjoyable and I get its supposed to be high strung but to have not one character you like in a film is hard. I didnt care who died or lived and was overall just pissed at everyone. Very well made tho. Great soundtrack as well.

Green witch cartoon

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- Sat, 29 Feb 2020 09:26:58 EST 4eTU5eB8 No.413796
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What’s that cartoon show called with the green witch girl? I see pics from it posted sometimes but when I try to find it on search all I get is mostly rule 34 of Sabrina Teenage Witch. I think I remember someone saying the show might be polish?
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Cats in Shows

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- Sat, 15 Feb 2020 21:54:26 EST /HF2Kyv9 No.413579
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Pics with cats in shows.
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Terry Nation - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 15:35:39 EST 7VuehaRW No.413729 Reply
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Obviously, "Alien" is the first movie that comes to mind when discussing cats in film.

Define a "show" because I'm sure there are plenty of animated cat shows in the world. There was a 90s cartoon called Catdog. There is a webseries called Cat Agent.

There was a musical, and now a movie, entitled Cats. There were jellicle cats.

Any modern Kyaanisqatsi

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- Wed, 19 Feb 2020 15:33:13 EST lSBiM836 No.413639
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Is there a modern film like Koyaanisqatsi?

Slowburn, music and interesting visuals?
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Rick Deckard - Wed, 19 Feb 2020 15:35:31 EST E5p0/xCR No.413640 Reply
>>413639
I'm assuming you've checked out Ron Fricke's other stuff like baraka and samsara?
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Matthew Weiner - Sat, 22 Feb 2020 11:44:36 EST Zx7YMfwf No.413691 Reply
Check out Man with a Movie Camera! It's the very first film of its kind, and a real classic.

I found a version that has more modern music, I think the original soundtrack is better, but this ones agrees more with my hangover for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGYZ5847FiI&t=136s

I thaught this was the original version, but apparently the film was originally silent, and soundtracks got added later. This one is by Neyman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWtNKlRBn98


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWtNKlRBn98

Harley Quinn TV series

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- Mon, 17 Feb 2020 13:05:05 EST 1eG5fxCI No.413600
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So far the 1st season was good.

But one thing is bothering me after reading the comments of the creators in circlejerk regarding season 2
They said that Ivy and Kiteman are going to break-up so that they will bring a lesbian relationship between Harley and Ivy, so another show got fucked up just to please minorities.....

What is the point of Star Trek Picard???

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- Mon, 17 Feb 2020 01:12:31 EST fRoGIWpQ No.413593
File: 1581919951634.png -(313044B / 305.71KB, 783x669) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. What is the point of Star Trek Picard???
I mean both in universe and out of universe?

just watched the 4 episodes and It's like ok robots are bad the federation is and picard is old and wants to go on an adventure, romulans are bad and broken and its all just like what is all this in service of???

like even if it ends with "jeez we stopped the plot and blew up the fake borg cube" then what was the point? just nothing has any impact on anything

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