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- Mon, 29 Jul 2019 06:01:00 EST udRvu5PF No.409094
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Thor: Love & Thunder
Natalie Portman as Jane Foster as female THOR? I like it! *smashs coffee cup*

Top Gun: Maverick
Is that an F-14 in the last second of the trailer?!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSqVVswa420
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Ali G - Mon, 29 Jul 2019 06:02:51 EST 4LJsvqca No.409096 Reply
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I've never read the Thor comics so this one is in fact Cancer Thor right? also will this storyline be in it?
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Ace Ventura - Mon, 29 Jul 2019 06:40:15 EST +OFZtSYI No.409098 Reply
>>409096
Presumably.

Everyone is calling out everyone else cause girlThor = bad, but it's really about that story line not being executed as well as it should've been.
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Baby Cakes - Mon, 29 Jul 2019 22:36:11 EST u1KKG0qM No.409108 Reply
>>409094
Top Gun: are they flying F-18 jet? He should have got to the top of the class by now and be engaging in war scenarios in jets like the Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor.
Did he return to get old gay teachers pussy?
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Jason Voorhees - Tue, 30 Jul 2019 06:07:12 EST u+SQmS1M No.409110 Reply
>>409108
They're gonna fly in whatever jet won't offend the Chinese censors
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Georgie Henley - Tue, 30 Jul 2019 14:10:09 EST SekBqqIz No.409117 Reply
>>409098
I'm more concerned with Natalie Portman being a lousy actress than I am with the story.
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Linda Park - Tue, 30 Jul 2019 22:28:05 EST a8uchvW3 No.409131 Reply
>>409098
Yeah it feels like they're on the wrong foot getting it started, Natalie Portman and her character and plot were awful in the first two Thor movies, and in the 3rd one they just unceremoniously wrote her out with one line of dialogue and the series felt better off for it.

But now she's back and more important than ever? Ham fisted.
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James T Kirk - Wed, 31 Jul 2019 00:57:13 EST 7+bpavB7 No.409135 Reply
>>409131
To be fair it took 3 Thor movies for them to even figure out how to make Thor interesting so maybe now the same director can find a way to fix the generic love interest
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Michael Cimino - Wed, 31 Jul 2019 22:16:40 EST zx1q0Nl5 No.409156 Reply
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>>409135
That retroactively rewatching Thor films is just insane. Endgame made Thor: TDW interesting AND intentionally/accidentally gave Thor an actual mythological arc... a cyclical arc.
Like many mythological figures, Thor is basically cursed to always end where he started. "I'm doing pretty good with this hero stuff!" > "I AM THE BEST!" > "Oh shiiit, I fucked up big time and am depressed." > "I have reassessed my behavior for the better. > "I'm doing pretty good with this hero stuff!" > "I AM THE BEST!" > "Oh shiiit, I fucked up big time and am depressed." > "I have reassessed my behavior for the better. > "I'm doing pretty good with this hero stuff!" > "I AM THE BEST!" > "Oh shiiit, I fucked up big time and am depressed." > "I have reassessed my behavior for the better. > "I'm doing pretty good with this hero stuff!" > "I AM THE BEST!" > "Oh shiiit, I fucked up big time and am depressed." > "I have reassessed my behavior for the better. > etc. etc. etc.
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Lump Beefbroth - Tue, 06 Aug 2019 04:31:34 EST KCs2LiGV No.409215 Reply
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>>409175
not sure why Top Gun 2 can't be about USAF. It has fighter jets too.
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Xena - Tue, 06 Aug 2019 15:04:00 EST 5tWmrrTK No.409220 Reply
>>409215
There never has been and never will be anything cool about the Air Force, that's why.
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Crowley - Wed, 07 Aug 2019 16:40:12 EST XgsH7nii No.409232 Reply
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Lol they better shave that filthy animal bald again or I'm gonna be mildly disappointed.
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Moya - Wed, 07 Aug 2019 18:23:42 EST YPPBiubN No.409234 Reply
>>409232
I'm so fucking used to seeing those masks on anonymous shit that for a second I thought it was photoshopped.
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Hannibal Lecter - Mon, 12 Aug 2019 19:12:11 EST hSbTos4s No.409336 Reply
>>409156
> Like many mythological figures, Thor is basically cursed to always end where he started
That's not how mythology works. There are comparatively very, very few stories in mythology that are cyclical like what Marvel puts out, and what Marvel puts out is cyclical only because Disney is completely creatively bankrupts. Stop sucking on the anus of a corporation that cynically puts out hackneyed shit year after year, you fucking basement dwelling, comic book reading nerd. nb
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Spartacus - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 08:30:53 EST zx1q0Nl5 No.409354 Reply
>>409336
That IS how mythology works. I should know, because I certainly read more myths and sagas than comics.
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Chucky Finster - Wed, 14 Aug 2019 14:21:54 EST oa2mmJAW No.409359 Reply
>>409354
I like the one where Thor becomes a transvestite and marries a giant.
The idea that he's "cursed" to always end where he started is nonsense though. Yes, things typically go back to "normal" because if they didn't then it'd be harder to tell other stories that start at normal but normal's where he wants to be. The reason he dressed up as a woman was to get back his hammer when it was stolen, that's the bad thing that he wants to undo.
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Dr. Hank McCoy - Thu, 15 Aug 2019 06:08:22 EST mXWE7E0h No.409372 Reply
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This first image from the upcoming Colour From Outer Space film has me hyped. Stars Nick Cage and Tommy Chong (lol)
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Jake the Dog - Thu, 15 Aug 2019 09:45:04 EST oa2mmJAW No.409376 Reply
>>409372
>lets put a story about something that can't be shown visually in a visual media that makes sense right totes blad
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Chloë Annett - Thu, 15 Aug 2019 23:42:46 EST /uy9dA2R No.409389 Reply
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>>409372
It probably won't be as crazy as Mandy was.

But I hope it is even moreso.
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Handbanana - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 16:29:49 EST 8ltFXX+2 No.409398 Reply
>>409372
Fucking can't wait for this, huge Hardware fan. Dust Devil is sick also.
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Stormy Waters - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 20:56:25 EST LS+vdF7K No.409402 Reply
>>409398
Is Richard Stanley doing this? I didn't think he was still active in mainstream Hollywood.
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Rip Steakface - Sat, 17 Aug 2019 17:31:37 EST mXWE7E0h No.409414 Reply
>>409376
Maybe I was high and imagined this, but I think I saw the filmakers saying that they deviated from the source material there to make it filmable. Instead of a brand new color, they are going with a trippy color that sort of shifts between different psychedelic hues. I read between the lines and assumed they're trying to rip off the Annihilation visual style.
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Jorah Mormont - Sun, 18 Aug 2019 09:17:15 EST oa2mmJAW No.409427 Reply
>>409414
I assume that's what they're doing but even so it's nonsense to make a film about a story whose pivotal hook is that it's about something entirely outside the normal visual spectrum.
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Mickey Smith - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 08:04:35 EST zx1q0Nl5 No.409467 Reply
>>409372
>>409376
>>409414
>>409427
Maybe I've thought about this way too much, being a Lovecraft nerd, but the idea of a "new" colour is kind of stupid, and I don't think Lovecraft really thought much about the implications of a "new" colour.

I really don't mind The Colour being less like a colour and more like an alien... something. As long as it's steeped in cosmic horror, it's all good.

A shame it won't be a period piece. :(
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Beetlejuice - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 08:22:25 EST u+SQmS1M No.409468 Reply
>>409467
I'm not sure is Lovecraft based his idea on science but it's a fact that humans have a limited perception of what colours we can see and distinguish.

But regardless, it's more about the idea. Turning something as simple and familiar as a colour into something utterly alien and incomprehensible
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Pam Poovey - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 10:25:02 EST oa2mmJAW No.409469 Reply
>>409467
I doubt Lovecraft knew enough about the light spectrum to know it's impossible, or maybe he did and that's the point.
Still, it's better than the Bierce story he got the idea from; The Damned Thing. It's about a predatory animal or something that's a colour on the non-visible spectrum, rendering it invisible.
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Hunk - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 13:19:39 EST XgsH7nii No.409470 Reply
>>409469

It's hard when you're using people words to describe non-people entities.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Tue, 20 Aug 2019 15:38:01 EST C8pIVCL9 No.409476 Reply
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