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- Thu, 14 Nov 2019 18:26:01 EST ws/THuyw No.411472
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Thread dedicated to The Mandalorian
great to see starwars action and conspiracies abound
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Master Blaster - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 18:29:21 EST ws/THuyw No.411473 Reply
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>>411472
Wait, is that Boba Fett?
Couls it be it's canon he survived the sarlacc pit
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Donald Glover - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 22:37:41 EST 6k/Ef/KP No.411478 Reply
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>>411472
soon, the thick ex-rebel scum mommy
Care_Dune the_Mandalorian
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Bill Murray - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 23:17:08 EST ph9qqLEa No.411481 Reply
>>411480
Good, because I would knock that bitch out if she even tried and then I'd be locked up.
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Nicholas Van Orton - Thu, 14 Nov 2019 23:45:23 EST uEmjApnX No.411482 Reply
>>411480
I had no idea Autoerotic Asphyxiation could be so fucking sexy
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Fri, 15 Nov 2019 00:09:46 EST xfa5LAGv No.411486 Reply
Been looking forward to watching this but I ain't subbing to Disney+ so I'll prob just watch it on a free tv show site.
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Michael Garibaldi - Fri, 15 Nov 2019 00:15:07 EST gyYRmShX No.411487 Reply
Thought it was really good, though I can't help but feel this is all a ploy to sell baby yoda merch.
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Piccolo - Fri, 15 Nov 2019 01:01:45 EST mBDLl9W7 No.411488 Reply
>>411475
This actually irritates me. I always thought Yoda looked like that cause he was 900 fucking years old. I really don't want to see a race of Yodas.
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Gunter - Fri, 15 Nov 2019 01:06:16 EST RfhM+cGC No.411489 Reply
So is this all released upfront, or am I gonna have to wait to pirate it?
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Lexa Doig - Fri, 15 Nov 2019 19:03:32 EST gVFiet/2 No.411538 Reply
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>>411482
It's only auto-erotic if you do it yourself, the above is just plain old erotic.
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Shane Walsh - Fri, 15 Nov 2019 19:32:36 EST zqmIpfTO No.411542 Reply
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>>411488
>I really don't want to see a race of Yodas
I think they are a very rare species
only two have been seen and they were both jedi masters, yoda being one

by the way he's a hungry little tyke, ain't he
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Martin Bayfield - Mon, 18 Nov 2019 20:59:51 EST RfhM+cGC No.411662 Reply
>>411651
Expect the same thing with video games too now that everyone and their mother wants their owned walled garden.
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Nicola Bryant - Tue, 19 Nov 2019 10:53:45 EST vl1rOVgh No.411678 Reply
>>411664
I watched the first ep and it was a hard "ok". It didn't quite feel like Star Wars, a lot of things look a bit too shiny. Some of the music choices, especially early on were just stupid, like when the Mandalorian is meeting his contact and they're distractingly playing a suspicious musical cue and theme. It really took me out of the show, but I love Star Wars and since my partner is a huge Disney fan, we're paying for it, so I'll probably watch it.

Hope it gets better.
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Wilfred - Tue, 19 Nov 2019 21:09:42 EST WxifQ5Aq No.411686 Reply
>>411678
this.

I like it but it definitely hadn’t felt like anything unique at some points, let alone like StarWars. Still it’s not bad, although it hasn’t even taken off yet for us to say
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Malory Archer - Tue, 19 Nov 2019 23:20:45 EST gyYRmShX No.411688 Reply
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>>411678
>a lot of things look a bit too shiny

wouldn't that be because it's recorded like any tv show, and not on film like a movie?

ep2 was ok, like someone else gotta wait a few more to see how it takes off (which I'm optimistic about).
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Vincent Vega - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 03:01:08 EST M+0HaObs No.411718 Reply
Star Wars version of Lone Wolf & Cub/ A Baby cart in Hell.
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Edward Norton - Fri, 22 Nov 2019 14:34:14 EST E5p0/xCR No.411724 Reply
>>411718
Huh, now I actually want to check it out. Thanks for the rec, hope that's accurate
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Hans Moleman - Sat, 23 Nov 2019 23:37:14 EST 7LKkEQAJ No.411740 Reply
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So far it looks great, and even though I understand and agree that it's incredibly cynical I love baby Yoda.

That said, so little happens every episode. I wish there was more story and characters, and then punctuate the season with some big action scene, instead it's a ton of actions scenes with barely in story and the characters trickled in.
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Buck Rogers - Sun, 24 Nov 2019 09:57:24 EST nVZCB/kI No.411745 Reply
Apparently baby yoda is an actual animatronic puppet. I assumed it was just CGI

>“On the set, it looked absolutely convincing. It made you cry when you saw it,” Herzog told Variety
https://variety.com/2019/tv/news/baby-yoda-the-mandalorian-werner-herzog-1203406285/

>>411741
At least the first 3 eps were. I wasn't planning on watching it, but then I heard Werner Herzog is in it, so I had to check it. I came for Herzog, staid for Baby Yoda.
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Georgie Henley - Sun, 24 Nov 2019 11:23:28 EST eJvnSprq No.411747 Reply
It's not too good but it's not bad either; It's OK.
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James Quall - Mon, 25 Nov 2019 17:41:21 EST ik6OoVIv No.411767 Reply
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>>411766
soon
The Mandalorian teams up with Ex-Shock Rebel Scum Trooper Cara Dune
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Burt Cooper - Thu, 28 Nov 2019 02:31:11 EST d3Sg+wpf No.411798 Reply
I have a feeling that the post-ROS era for Star Wars is going to be entirely comprised of live-action television shows. Knowing that there are going to be three of these series going on simultaneously makes me think of Star Trek from back in the day.

I always suspected that the future laid in the mind of Dave Filoni. Alongside Jon Favreau, these two are going to usher in a new era for the Star Wars universe in ways that Kathleen Kennedy didn't only because she was merely just your usual Hollywood producer.
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Kitty Pride - Thu, 28 Nov 2019 08:35:19 EST xEBFum+a No.411802 Reply
The western stuff really works. The extended action really does not.
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Splint Chesthair - Thu, 28 Nov 2019 22:14:45 EST IBJAbzvX No.411815 Reply
>>411814
apparently disney wanted to make baby yoda CGI and werner herzog had to step in
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Vince Noir - Fri, 29 Nov 2019 02:50:56 EST TC95cZlk No.411823 Reply
>>411815
It wouldn't have mattered. Nothing this puppet is doing can't be done exactly as well in CGI.

The catch is it's probably not even cheaper. Especially when they'd already built the goddamn animatronic. Like what the fuck were they thinking?
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Ricky Bobby - Fri, 29 Nov 2019 10:02:34 EST GDmFIB+W No.411830 Reply
>>411824
Baby Yoda is a master stroke from Disney's merchandise department.
They gonna sell some Baby Yoda dolls that's for sure.
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Jin - Fri, 29 Nov 2019 12:19:09 EST K+JAA4tm No.411835 Reply
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>>411830
Just imagine the board meeting when some overpaid MBA comes out with his genius 12th dimensional idea:
"Guys, what if Yoda.... but baby?"
A big white board that says "Yoda + baby = $$$"
*standing ovation, everyone cheers and calls him a genius*
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Cora Peterson - Fri, 29 Nov 2019 21:15:25 EST OdKGNfwu No.411848 Reply
First two eps were obviously inspired by Yojimbo.

Fourth ep is obviously a take on the Seven Samurai.

I wonder how many Kuraowa films they're gonna redo. Are they gonna do a deep cut like Stray Dog?
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Kathryn Beaumont - Sat, 30 Nov 2019 10:23:35 EST eJvnSprq No.411859 Reply
>>411848
Is this why this show feels so strange? Not sure why the person with creative control would want to start their own show off with episodes that are so heavily inspired by another filmmaker's work.
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Cora Peterson - Sat, 30 Nov 2019 14:29:44 EST OdKGNfwu No.411868 Reply
>>411859
George lucas is a notorious kurasawa fanboy. The originals had a ton of influence from the Hidden Fortress. Plus, kurasawa's movies invented the 'western' genre. Magnificent seven is the seven samurai, and Yojimbo is fistfull of dollars. The Mandlaorian is a space western, so it makes sense to throw in homages/tropes to kurasawa.

You know those goofy wipes in all star wars movies? Like, the sliding wipe? Total kurasawa.
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Mabel Pines - Sat, 30 Nov 2019 20:52:10 EST CeujjLAq No.411888 Reply
>>411880
He's wearing a helmet. Why is she punching him in the face?
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Walter Bishop - Sun, 01 Dec 2019 06:36:58 EST 4RQo1sX/ No.411905 Reply
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>>411472
"would you stop that, please"
why trying to reason with a child never works
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Lucy Heartfilia - Sun, 01 Dec 2019 16:34:02 EST 7LKkEQAJ No.411916 Reply
I will from now on only refer to this show as baby yoda.
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Wayne Campbell - Wed, 04 Dec 2019 01:11:33 EST GDmFIB+W No.411975 Reply
>>411972
those gonna be all gobbled up by scalpers and put on eBay for ~400
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Wed, 04 Dec 2019 05:12:33 EST 2QAzq0Ao No.411983 Reply
>>411916
Might as well refer to Return of the Jedi as Ewoks and The Phantom Menace as Jar-Jar Binks
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Dr. Helena Russell - Fri, 06 Dec 2019 22:45:57 EST OdKGNfwu No.412035 Reply
Tusken raiders finally got some respect! Was that american sign language, or at least similar?
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Leni Riefenstahl - Sun, 08 Dec 2019 21:20:23 EST gyYRmShX No.412125 Reply
I was at Home Depot and the recorded guy that comes over the loudspeaker every few moments sounds exactly like Mando. Like I'm 95% sure it's him, telling you what the Christmas deals are and shit.
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Maggie Simpson - Fri, 13 Dec 2019 22:13:15 EST 7/DtJRur No.412251 Reply
That episode was cringey. First one I didn't like. Sure, the end was cathartic. But the characters were fucking terrible. Alien harley quin from suicide squad? Hell boy with no explanation? Darth whalburg? Fuck that shit. The bug robot was alright.
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Maggie Simpson - Fri, 13 Dec 2019 22:14:58 EST 7/DtJRur No.412252 Reply
>>412251
Also, the very end was terrible because the shitty characters were still alive. They should all be dead. Just like palpatine should be dead. Fuckin aye I'm a star wars nerd complaining about canon
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Peggy Hill - Fri, 13 Dec 2019 22:37:23 EST E5p0/xCR No.412255 Reply
>>412252
Psssst. let me let you in on a little secret... It's a kids show
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Joe Swanson - Sun, 15 Dec 2019 04:42:57 EST nhvd9SBz No.412283 Reply
Is there any official Baby Yoda merch yet?
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The Master Control Program - Tue, 17 Dec 2019 14:18:26 EST E5p0/xCR No.412336 Reply
>>412334
This. Kurosawa was a huge John Ford fan. You could argue kurosawa was highly influential on spaghetti westerns and the more gritty takes on westerns in general but invent the western he did not. Hell Yojimbo takes place in a classic T street because of the influence of westerns.

Kurosawa's a master and there's a lot of stuff that can be attributed to his influence (gathering a crew from 7 samurai, Rashomon as a narrative device) but let's not make shit up
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Sean Bean - Thu, 19 Dec 2019 22:11:59 EST E5p0/xCR No.412376 Reply
This last episode was pretty dope
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Larette Spang - Thu, 19 Dec 2019 22:50:58 EST OgtHb7NA No.412377 Reply
Can I get a run down of this show. Is it worth watching because its Stah Wahhs, or it's legit good writing. Keep in mind I have not watch any of the new star wars films.
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Buff Drinklots - Fri, 20 Dec 2019 01:23:16 EST vxHcd7/l No.412378 Reply
>>412377
Its alright
Nothing really happens but Mando is a pretty slick dude
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Cujo - Fri, 20 Dec 2019 05:09:58 EST +Lb33GKN No.412388 Reply
>>412383
Why do you keep dumping contextless pics and webms from the show? Thats not a discussion man
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Son Goku - Fri, 20 Dec 2019 18:08:13 EST gyYRmShX No.412400 Reply
bumping spoiler pic off main page
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Sir Loin - Fri, 20 Dec 2019 21:30:44 EST 7/DtJRur No.412410 Reply
Dayum. Really thought we were gonna get baby yoda ex machina.
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Logan Howlett - Fri, 20 Dec 2019 21:40:12 EST E5p0/xCR No.412411 Reply
>>412377
If a space western paying homage to samurai movies sounds like something you'd want to watch, then yeah it's worth watching. It's not amazing or anything, but it's fun and since I like westerns and jidaigeki I dig it.
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Tommy Pickles - Mon, 23 Dec 2019 19:32:00 EST JNh7Uy/u No.412532 Reply
Why can't Mandalorians remove their helmets?
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William Moseley - Mon, 23 Dec 2019 19:48:41 EST 0AYmIY7a No.412533 Reply
>>412532
They are mentally impaired, it'sthe reason they cant hit anything and slam their heads on door jams. Why else would they wear those helmets?
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Ace Ventura - Tue, 24 Dec 2019 21:09:29 EST Ta5SW9wd No.412581 Reply
>>412556
This tells us nothing tho.... the article only tells us we can assume it will be revealed eventually...
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Pete Punchbeef - Wed, 25 Dec 2019 00:00:03 EST sjCcFTJm No.412585 Reply
>>412532
There is no canon reason why Mandalorians don't remove their helmets. Jango Fett and Boba Fett both routinely removed their helmets, but in the old lore, Boba rarely removed his helmet near others because he expected to be attacked at almost any and all times.
Boba Fett in the old lore was insane, though; he had the fear center of his brain removed, and he had the pain and pleasure centers detached from his emotional processing parts of his brains. That required an illegal and highly dangerous surgery, but it had the result of making him immune to torture, seduction, and pretty much every kind of chemical and emotional manipulation. He could sense pleasure and pain and react to them in perfect calm, regardless of the intensity.

These Mandalorians are just Spartans in space, except "never drop your shield" is replaced with "never take off your bullet-proof helmet with tactical communications and radar."
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Wed, 25 Dec 2019 00:26:53 EST a5gWj267 No.412586 Reply
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>>412585
>These Mandalorians are just Spartans in space, except "never drop your shield" is replaced with "never take off your bullet-proof helmet with tactical communications and radar."

But Spartans also don't take off their helmets either unless you count when Master Chief took his off at the end of Halo 1 and Osiris Team in Halo 5.

This post was edited by C_Higgy on 25-12-2019 00:27:40
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M. Night Shyamalan - Thu, 26 Dec 2019 11:01:15 EST d7EIZHgX No.412615 Reply
>>412612
Spartans were the Taliban of the classical ancient world.
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Baba Booey - Thu, 26 Dec 2019 12:24:24 EST ermhIRMv No.412616 Reply
>>412615
Spartan women had a lot of power and wealth as they were expected to manage properties while the men were off to war and inherit once their soldier husband makes them a widow.

I don't think the Taliban is very big on stuff like that but I could be wrong
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John Sheridan - Thu, 26 Dec 2019 13:43:04 EST WxifQ5Aq No.412617 Reply
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>>412616
> implying Womens Rights can justify child pedophilia and military indoctrination
why do you hate men and children so much?


“the role of women in Spartan society as we can observe it remains fundamentally instrumental: in the Spartan social order, spartiate women existed to produce spartiate boys. The exercise that spartiate girls undertook was justified under the assumption that it produced fitter (male) children.



Spartiate women appear to have had no more say in who they married than other Greek women, which is to say effectively none. Marriages seem to have been arranged and the marriage ceremony itself as it it related to us was a ritualized abduction (Plut. Lyc. 15.3-5; Hdt. 6.65) without even a fig-leaf of (largely illusory) consent present in some other ancient marriage rituals. Husbands apparently also ‘lent out’ their wives to other spartiate men (Plut. Lyc 15.7; Xen. Lac. 1.7-8); descriptions of this passage stress the consent of the men involved, but completely omit the woman’s consent, although Xenophon implies that the woman involved will “want to take charge of two households” and thus presumably be in favor; I have my doubts.“
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Baba Booey - Thu, 26 Dec 2019 13:48:52 EST ermhIRMv No.412619 Reply
>>412617
I didn't imply anything, just because I said someone is comparing apples to oranges doesn't mean I think oranges are a moral paragon
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Alan Partridge - Thu, 26 Dec 2019 13:57:58 EST 4LJsvqca No.412620 Reply
>>412617
>Spartans were literally a bunch of drone stallionolds
what the frick, but the future taught me that they were the pinnacle of western civilization!
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Katharine Hepburn - Thu, 26 Dec 2019 17:21:40 EST K+JAA4tm No.412624 Reply
>>412616
>being a homemaker + being a war widow = having "a lot of power"
bruh what are you serious
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Tom Chaney - Thu, 26 Dec 2019 19:18:05 EST ermhIRMv No.412626 Reply
>>412624
>owning and managing an aristocratic property with a slave plantation = being a homemaker
>All Spartan women, not just the richest, would have taken advantage of helot labour to perform the domestic tasks that elsewhere in Greece would have fallen to free women. Activities such as weaving which were considered women's work elsewhere in Greece were not considered fit for free women in Sparta. Therefore, women were more preoccupied with governance, agriculture, logistics and other sustenance tasks
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Jax Teller - Thu, 26 Dec 2019 20:15:18 EST SiKWw9OO No.412627 Reply
>>412616
A psychotic, half-literate, fundamentalist warmongering slave society that loved martyrdom almost as much as it loved fucking little boys.

So yeah the Taliban, ISIS, take your pick.
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Pinhead - Thu, 26 Dec 2019 22:47:05 EST KsbGrmlJ No.412628 Reply
Honestly searched /history/ for this thread today not realizing we’re all having this discussion on the fucking /mtv/ board lol
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David Tennant - Fri, 27 Dec 2019 11:56:40 EST gyYRmShX No.412636 Reply
wow what a finale. Can't wait for next season, this show fucking KILLED it.
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Skwisgaar Skwigelf - Fri, 27 Dec 2019 14:01:28 EST WxifQ5Aq No.412637 Reply
>>412636
> This show KILLED it!!
everyone here + IRL said it was Meh and it was OK.
Def. not interested yet and likely wont be considering it reeks of basic television and I rather not have Disney further wash away my memory of StarWars with more and basic cinema trash with the StarWars label and skins attached.
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Johnny Caspar - Fri, 27 Dec 2019 21:10:44 EST HzJpiYrh No.412648 Reply
Started it tonight. I find it highly enjoyable. Refreshingly fun rendition of star wars
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Beka Valentine - Fri, 27 Dec 2019 21:41:55 EST myuDlcki No.412654 Reply
>>412637
>I rather not have Disney further wash away my memory of StarWars with more and basic cinema trash
LOL. Are you scared of losing the memory of Jarjar? Just fucking pirate it, bruh. It's good shit.
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Lana Kane - Fri, 27 Dec 2019 21:52:33 EST K+JAA4tm No.412656 Reply
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>>412654
I will not have my memory of Dexter Jettster and his 50's space diner besmirched by cynical corporate greed, dammit.
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Nicholas Cage - Fri, 27 Dec 2019 23:21:38 EST E5p0/xCR No.412657 Reply
>>412637
It gets better as it goes along. Possibly one of the better seasons of tv this year, certainly the best thing star wars in decades
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Johnny Caspar - Sat, 28 Dec 2019 01:26:18 EST HzJpiYrh No.412658 Reply
Best thing star wars related since original trilogy. Period
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Matthew Goode - Sat, 28 Dec 2019 01:37:46 EST LbzPCwv4 No.412659 Reply
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>>411472
IG rocking the Casbah
The shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
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Nicholas Cage - Sat, 28 Dec 2019 13:35:48 EST E5p0/xCR No.412673 Reply
I was probably just too high, but for a moment there i thought they might kill mando and have the twist be that the Mandalorian of the series was going to be baby Yoda, with the next season being his growing up/training or just a time skip Which I thought would've been a bold and interesting move to make until I remembered having a 3 foot hero in mandaloriian armor would look retarded
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John Watson - Sun, 29 Dec 2019 23:10:38 EST HSLjcvEH No.412751 Reply
>>412749
ugh... this completely turned me off the show. Is this real or a comedy sketch satire of the show?
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Gollum - Mon, 30 Dec 2019 00:12:10 EST HzJpiYrh No.412753 Reply
>>412751
Its real but its only one scene in one episode and the show has not been written like this at all. It doesnt bother with quipy disney bullshit but this one scene is like that and its very confusing tbh. The rest of that episode was so good as well. I recconmend mandalorian and i disliked all disney star wars so far
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Will Turner - Mon, 30 Dec 2019 00:53:50 EST WxifQ5Aq No.412755 Reply
>>412751
agreed

whack as fuck combat sequence killed any suspension of disbelief I had
doesnt help that this “faraway” galaxy has them using mannerisms no different than earthlings nowadays in the army and shit.

Once again, Disney proves fans will eat shit and like the taste of it


dont support “StarWars” anymore it’s not what it once was.
idc if the dude who directed IronMan to create the MCU is in charge of it, the shit is whack sauce.
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Gollum - Mon, 30 Dec 2019 01:28:46 EST HzJpiYrh No.412756 Reply
>>412755
Dude atar wars sucka but this show is good. Its one bad scene. The show is not like that scene
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Will Turner - Mon, 30 Dec 2019 02:39:15 EST WxifQ5Aq No.412757 Reply
>>412756
literally the shittiest person I know and anyone in my town knows is the friend I have watching that show in my apartment. Shitty people like shitty things. Chances are it’s shit in My book. Maybe it’s not that bad and surely everyone who likes the show isn’t shitty, but oh man.
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Carrie Fisher - Mon, 30 Dec 2019 09:55:10 EST gyYRmShX No.412758 Reply
>>412755
>>412757

I hate when people have to act superior or above liking things just because they are popular.
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Will Turner - Mon, 30 Dec 2019 12:03:33 EST WxifQ5Aq No.412762 Reply
>>412758
in case you haven’t realized yet, people are typically fucking stupid as far as our species goes in the modern age. If the majority like it, chances are it’s been simplified for any dumb fuck to enjoy


Oh, did I mention the friend I referenced has never liked StarWars and not watched any of the movies before? Truly just a casual TV show for any casual viewer who likes casually watching casual shit for their casual perception to casually relax with.


Fuck your dumb ass shit, buddy. I like being analytical and challenging myself with what I consume in media and this shitty show definitely isn’t doing that. Hell, the music sounds so lame I can’t even pretend to be interested intellectually.

Sure, if I wanted to dull myself down and feel like a complete fucking mong then I’d check this shit out myself. But, judging by the overwhelming success of the marketing team debuting baby ““”yoda””” I’d say they don’t really need my support.

So don’t hate :^) it is okay for people to dislike things you like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Maester Luwin - Mon, 30 Dec 2019 12:06:42 EST K+JAA4tm No.412763 Reply
>>412762
Nobody gives a shit about your dumb friend.

Anecdotal evidence is bad enough, but are you really narcissistic enough to think internet stoners around the world are going to set their life choices according to this one random person in your life simply because it's signficant to you and you alone?
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Will Turner - Mon, 30 Dec 2019 12:13:11 EST WxifQ5Aq No.412764 Reply
>>412758
and by all means continue disregarding any thorough analysis given and claim it’s just a contrarianism based on the popularity of the show. Do tell of all the thorough analytical consumption the audience is giving the show what with all the mindless consumption of this baby yoda trend and what not. Go on, bet you can’t because all anybody is watching for is the sentimental value attached to the beloved franchise.
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Will Turner - Mon, 30 Dec 2019 12:23:37 EST WxifQ5Aq No.412766 Reply
>>412763
I think you’ve missed my point.

No, and no, and no.

I was giving you an honest opinion, based on what little I can gather without having watched. That’s my only IRL reference, regardless of how far a reach it is to use as a tool for this discussion. Coke-head roommates who always hated StarWars liking this show is enough for me to realize it very likely appeals to the exact opposite kind of viewership than what the franchise was built on.

TV is also going to be by default be made for more casual viewing, which I can understand and forgive, but hey, just my opinion.

I wouldn’t consider it narcissistic as much as it was genuine honest reflection for you. I could have just shit on this thread and not given a basis that I went off.
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Gollum - Mon, 30 Dec 2019 13:28:11 EST HzJpiYrh No.412767 Reply
>>412762
But...you have not wathed it. And the rest of your post sounds like when i was 19 and got an ego because i watched Down By Law or a David Lynch movie. Film styles vary and if you cant enjoy a show based on classic westerns, seven samurai and anime then that is on you but you should at least try to watch it instead of writing huge assumptions based on your friend who is the shittiest person in town. Why the fuck do you hang out with the shittiest person in town unless you are not shitty yourself? Also multiple people here said the movies are trash and they enjoy the show so its not just nostalgia. Its just a well witten show with small scalr stories and a cowboy vibe to it.

Even RLM like it and they shit in star wars and star wars fanboys the most
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Will Turner - Mon, 30 Dec 2019 18:15:55 EST WxifQ5Aq No.412772 Reply
>>412767
we aren’t on the personal issues board for me to answer your question and I domt feel like literally making this thread about myself lmao but okay, here...
But I will defend myself as im actually deemed so much the opposite of shitty around here that this fucker latched onto me for the reputation boost as people think highly enough to assume he isnt THAT bad when associated with a good person. Lo and behold I am moving away soon because the fucker has tarnished muh life. There, I gave you your answer.

> cowboy vibe to it
yeah im from the west as is bro
i really dont get off on space cowboy stuff other than cowboy BeBop maybe thats why, dunno.
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Myrcella Baratheon - Mon, 30 Dec 2019 22:21:43 EST HzJpiYrh No.412778 Reply
>>412776
Yo...dude..please stop posting these facebook memes.
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Captain Hector Barbossa - Mon, 30 Dec 2019 22:31:03 EST Znjv6UZ3 No.412779 Reply
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Disney Plus Mass CANCELLATIONS After The Mandalorian Ends?!
Suck it, Disney.
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Joe D'Amato - Tue, 31 Dec 2019 00:44:27 EST WxifQ5Aq No.412782 Reply
>>412776
I agree w/ the first reply guy, man.
This is supposed to be a fun place we go to NOT be subjected to the normal ass boring standard of “”memes”” known to the general population of the FuckFaceBook.
We like actual creativity and dark humor here, not whatever that stupid shit is supposed to be. Not even sorry about this honestly man.
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John Hughes - Wed, 01 Jan 2020 04:54:08 EST +Lb33GKN No.412804 Reply
>>412801
Yeah Mando looks like a fag lmao, not the face I was expecting behind that cool voice
Stick to voice acting my dude
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MacReady - Wed, 01 Jan 2020 17:06:15 EST Ty0i0FEo No.412810 Reply
>>412785
More random soundless webms with no context. I swear this is a bot or something. You add nothing to this thread. Fuck off.
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Happy Time Harry - Wed, 01 Jan 2020 20:33:56 EST gyYRmShX No.412815 Reply
>>412804
dude kicked ass as the Viper on GOT and as agent Pena in Narcos.

Stick to watching two and a half men.
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Arsene Lupin III - Sat, 04 Jan 2020 05:25:34 EST +zb0wqcG No.412863 Reply
>>412855
I think you mean that cunt from Black Books.

Also just finished the season. Shit was cash. I liked that while there was an overarching narrative, it was mostly an episodic serial where each episode was a self contained adventure. Serialized storytelling has fallen out of favor in the streaming age, but it's a refreshing throwback to an age where you don't have to invest an entire weekend into binge watching a bloated 10-14 hour movie, masquerading as a TV show. Looking at you, every Marvel Netflix series.
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Charlie Chaplin - Sat, 04 Jan 2020 08:31:35 EST IBJAbzvX No.412865 Reply
I watched twp episodes and got bored. Feels like I'm watching a buddy of mine playing a Star Wars video game and going on a bunch of side missions.
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Victor Creed - Mon, 06 Jan 2020 16:56:48 EST Ty0i0FEo No.412881 Reply
Anyone else notice that the episode 9 thread is broken or something
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Jack Harkness - Mon, 06 Jan 2020 18:00:44 EST LblVs4/c No.412882 Reply
>>412865
I guess if you dont like story and character-driven TV shows and just want a constant barrage of visually overstimulating shit like the Qui-Gon & Obi-Wan vs Darth Maul lightsaber fight from Episode I....
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Jack Harkness - Mon, 06 Jan 2020 18:07:38 EST LblVs4/c No.412883 Reply
>>411859
So you just dont know shit about Star Wars, then? That other filmmaker's work were an ENORMOUS source of inspiration for George Lucas when he was writing all 6 of his Star Wars films. Which is why the Jedi wear robes that are so clearly inspired by samurai robes and fight with swords. As well as the whole philosophy of the force and that light-side/dark-side stuff, and more.
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Elizabeth Swann - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 00:15:17 EST 4LJsvqca No.412887 Reply
>>412886
Wow, surprised they said it was ok. I thought they were going to shit all over it.
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Touch Rustrod - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 01:23:22 EST 0YkUT3ng No.412888 Reply
>>412887

I feel like they've been taking it easy on tearing stuff apart. Almost like Best of The Worst has broken them and now they're more okay with mediocre crap.
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Detective Mark Hoffman - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 02:54:45 EST 96egeBkA No.412889 Reply
>>412888
Or Mandalorian was actually pretty good and you're a tryhard cynic-signaling cunt.
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Tim Heidecker - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 03:17:28 EST VA7U37CB No.412890 Reply
>>411472
I haven't seen this. I know next to nothing about it. What is the main foundation in terms of plot of this movie? Terrorism is there. That's what I guess when I look at the character. I have no idea though. You couldn't be more ignorant than me. lol He might be that or a military person involved in violent scenarios. I see him shooting out stuff that is an issue for people. With whatever guns he has. I would like to know what the movie is about. Is it on Rotten Tomatoes or IMDB? I just want the basic core of the story and what it covers. The rudimentary components of the movie. The minimum understanding level to save energy and brain space. lol Genereating a lot of effort in life is hard.
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James Quall - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 04:40:26 EST x7Mc3Mwx No.412891 Reply
I should have stopped reading the last post after the first five sentences. But no I soldiered on and now I feel retardeder than I was before.
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Heath Ledger - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 11:49:58 EST ermhIRMv No.412892 Reply
>>412890
Its about a soldier who raisea a child who isnt his so that it can grow up to cynically sell fuckbillions of merchandise and streaming subscriptions to people who have replaced religion with mass media consumerism

It's really the definitive American fable for our times
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Pikachu - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 14:03:06 EST Ty0i0FEo No.412894 Reply
>>412889
This. I had a feeling they were going to like The Mandalorian because it's a bunch of small stories with low stakes and likeable characters. I watched it after watching RIse Of Skywalker and I absolutely hated that movie so I was very hesitant and was on my phone playing games the entire first episode until it hooked me and I realized it's a completely different tone.

RLM are right when they say it's a real throwback to the original trilogy as it takes George Lucas's original inspirations of samurai and knights.
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Pikachu - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 14:08:41 EST Ty0i0FEo No.412895 Reply
>>412890
It's a throwback to old westerns and samurai movies with some 90s sci-fi television mixed in. Main character is a bounty hunter who is a part of a creed called The Mandalorians. He goes against his code to save a young baby. It's based after Return Of The Jedi but before the new JJ Abrams shit shows. Most episodes have contained stories which is fun and refreshing for such a huge franchise. Actions scenes are their but they are not the point of the show. A lot of interesting characters and it doesn't rely to hard on fan service and nostalgia. Even has it's own soundtrack that sounds little like old star wars soundtracks.

I'm hoping they stick with the small scale and the directors/writers they have been using seem to get it. I find Star Wars has jumped the gun and I watched the chinese cam version of the new movie because I cared so little about it. Despite that. This show made me like it. I went in thinking it was going to suck. I recommend.
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Jackie Chan - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 15:00:57 EST dXgiwtcv No.412896 Reply
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I started watching this show last night.

What the fuck is this shit? New Star Wars that's actually good? Clearly the world is about to fucking end.

The only things I don't like are how Mando has a carbonite freezing chamber on that tiny-ass spaceship when they needed an entire gigantic facility for it in Empire, and in the marketplace you can see people cooking and eating those little laughing goblin guys from Jabba's palace. They have no fucking meat on them at all, nobody would want to eat those things.

Other than that though, awesome show. Almost makes up for how terrible the sequels were.
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Jeff Bridges - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 16:04:38 EST E5p0/xCR No.412897 Reply
>>412896
People eat frogs and snails in this world, why not the little goblins. Maybe they taste like chicken
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Mark Cakes - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 17:39:28 EST sjCcFTJm No.412898 Reply
>>412896
Jabba was going to eat Salacious Crumb; even renamed him to "salacious crumb". He was originally a scholar. They're a sentient race, which makes it pretty weird they're being enslaved and eaten, though.
When you live on an apocalyptic desert planet full of murders, you eat what you can get. In the "Tales from Mos Eisley Cantina" book, the bartender took Greedo's corpse and used it to make fancy cocktails. Supposedly he started kidnapping Rhodians after that when his stock ran low.
There are races that breathe chlorine and ammonia, so surely there is a race that thinks gristly little rat demons are food.
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Lindsey Wagner - Tue, 07 Jan 2020 19:52:44 EST u1KKG0qM No.412899 Reply
Advanced planet traveling technologies and yet they chose to gobble on the goblins. I'm going to see it soon, should be great. It's really human traits that goes into the pip line in these things, such absurdness.
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Douglas Faribanks Jr. - Wed, 08 Jan 2020 01:03:35 EST 0YkUT3ng No.412902 Reply
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>>412889

I was only commenting on how it seems like RLM seems a little less harsh lately. Cynic-signaling? Nigga please.
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Russel Crowe - Thu, 09 Jan 2020 01:52:28 EST P1rtGgF2 No.412930 Reply
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>>412898
Also Salacious Crumb doesn't really strike me as a scholarly type.
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Hans Moleman - Sat, 11 Jan 2020 11:30:45 EST +KSS2Fs7 No.412984 Reply
So far this feels like all style and little substance. This is definitely more the atmosphere I’d like to see in Star Wars but I’m getting bored.
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Jackie Chan - Sat, 11 Jan 2020 15:33:49 EST E5p0/xCR No.412987 Reply
>>412984
>this feels like all style and little substance
So, Star wars?
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 15:40:23 EST RBdu29nx No.413092 Reply
I started watching this yesterday since I got a one year free for Disney + through Verizon and am already halfway through the season. It's good so far and I like the action and Pedro Pascal as Mando since he was great on Narcos. It also helps that the show's runtime is like 30-50 minutes so each episode doesn't feel so dragged out and being obligated to be an hour or more long each.

I'm not surprised about why Baby Yoda became huge considering Star Wars has always tried to market this sort of stuff in the past and baby versions of popular characters has a history to it like The Muppets and other franchises that have already done it but it gives Mando a purpose to his mission.
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Chiana - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 19:18:45 EST MLJRmUx+ No.413100 Reply
>>413092
make a cute baby version of ANY popular character and you have yourself a money printer.
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C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Sat, 18 Jan 2020 23:46:17 EST 2QAzq0Ao No.413117 Reply
Finished the season. 2nd half was stronger and much more action packed but this is the type of Star Wars I like as I did with Rogue One. Even with Baby Yoda, which is integral to the show’s storyline and Mando’s character development, this is the side of Star Wars that I wish they would show more of and I’m glad they did with this show at least. I’m not holding out hope for an R-rated/TV-MA rated Star Wars but this comes close to that at least.

>>413100
Yeah basically. Disney gonna make a shit ton of money just off of that especially with all the merch that’s coming out this month.
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