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Golden Globes Roasting

- Sat, 11 Jan 2020 18:56:58 EST CaT5/nMH No.412991
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Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes 2020 - All of his bits chained

Since there's been so much buzz about this I had to check it out.
Funny, better than I expected.
Charlton Heston - Mon, 13 Jan 2020 00:04:03 EST YnBWnq4a No.413013 Reply
I mean, yeah, most comedians right out their jokes, they don't just wing it.
Tim Heidecker - Mon, 13 Jan 2020 07:40:24 EST Ql/iwxNU No.413017 Reply
This type of thing really doesn't have much teeth to it when you get invited back to do it 4 more times after the first
Bubbles - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 04:02:10 EST pu3U9BlY No.413031 Reply
All of these awards shows are 100% scripted/prepped. Its total fiction wrapped up like a mocumentary/reality series.

Does anyone really think that the La La Land/Moonlight Oscar fiasco WASN'T scripted?


Look at how goofy they are about this. Every actor has a canned unique expression. You think they'd be able to just pull it together like this? You think a trillion dollar industry would screw up something like this? Oh, it just so happened that Steve Harvey goofed with Miss Universe the same way and it went viral. How convenient... So, everyone is just playing along, right?

Why am I bring this up? Because the Ricky Gervais speech at the Golden Globes is the same crap. It's not real. I'm not saying everyone knew but I'm saying there were those who knew who planned it.

You think no one knew Sticky Fingaz was going on stage shooting live rounds at the Source Awards too?
Debra Morgan - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 05:29:21 EST K+JAA4tm No.413032 Reply
>Does anyone really think that the La La Land/Moonlight Oscar fiasco WASN'T scripted?

>You think a trillion dollar industry would screw up something like this?
Yes. Being rich doesn't automatically mean competent, especially not when you have tons of unearned power and an army of sycophants and essentially no competition or accountability to incentivize any such competence.

You're probably right that this is all fake and gay, but "big industry = smart" is a dumb way to come to that conclusion.
Cate Blanchett - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 15:48:07 EST t1zoyPhW No.413038 Reply
I've never been on a bandwagon for celebrities but I figured tom hanks was maybe an okay guy. Seeing his reaction to it makes me think he is a cunt like everyone else in hollywood. He looked like a sheltered mom at a blue collar standup that can't leave.
Dewey Cox - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 17:15:01 EST WcxLaFDz No.413040 Reply
His face reaction was like he had shit under his pants, Tom Hanks is a part of that shithole in a same way like the others, he's acting friendly, but he's no different than the others, they are all democrat cock sucking scumbags, they don't give a shit for anyone other besides of themselves.
Cassiopeia - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 18:11:02 EST zx1q0Nl5 No.413042 Reply
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>they don't give a shit for anyone other besides of themselves.
You mean they're just like Republicans?
Thick McRunfast - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 20:01:02 EST x7Mc3Mwx No.413043 Reply
Yeah, it's basically the american righwing capitalist credo, to the point where it should be printed on the side of their dumb elephant symbol, but democrats sometimes nefariously donate to national and international, non-denominational charities while only really caring about themselves. It's diabolical! It's making the right look bad! It's turning our frogs gay!
Puar - Tue, 14 Jan 2020 21:42:59 EST 54TCfCky No.413045 Reply
Both republican and democrats can laugh at this, as can all other political creeds and even normal, well adjusted people. Its just jokes.
Martha Jones - Wed, 15 Jan 2020 01:53:37 EST qV2InsQV No.413050 Reply
You think democrats are better? LOL
Both parties are full of shit.
Dobby the house elf - Wed, 15 Jan 2020 17:50:15 EST zNWYaT9u No.413064 Reply
shit's funny dude. i don't care if it's fake or scripted. seeing this nigga talk mad shit to famous bitches is great.
Grace Kelly - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 06:14:17 EST rcwAcoNf No.413087 Reply
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Yeah look at his face. This confirms everything. He is evil.

Something something hollyweird pedo
Tricia Helfer - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 07:44:37 EST R0zrrwN9 No.413089 Reply
Nah, he took it like a champ, he even tried to smile awkwardly
Shaggy Rogers - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 15:04:22 EST t1zoyPhW No.413090 Reply
Hard to think he was jacked at one time. This nigga fat as fuck yall lol
Harry Enfield - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 15:27:53 EST KIjufYhH No.413091 Reply
what’s going on here?

Tell me the internet is trying ti #cancelTomHanks over some dumb joke or something?
Daniel Dreiberg - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 17:00:42 EST IMRpRVg6 No.413093 Reply
its internet, who cares, literally dont even think about it
Stanley Kubrick - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 18:13:02 EST ermhIRMv No.413094 Reply
the golden globes hired a stodgy old rich white english comedian to host the awards, his routine was mostly telling other rich white show business celebrities who are politically minded to shut the fuck up and keep it to themselves because they live in a bubble and nobody cares what they think about actual problems
everyone in the room proceeded to go "big yikes from me dawg" and used their acceptance speeches to show how woke they are

people seem to be getting mad at everyone involved for every possible reason because this is 2020 and tribalistic shit flinging distraction from actual issues is peak public discourse
at least that's as much as I've taken away from this whole thing without watching any of it, cause Ricky Gervais has never been funny
Karen Gillan - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 18:13:55 EST gyYRmShX No.413095 Reply
there was a dude (no-name 'actor') last summer-ish that claimed Hanks is a pedo elite, amongst others. He went way off the rails to the point nobody believed him. He then jumped off a bridge and killed himself.

The weird part is, Tom Hanks went to the spot where dude killed himself and posted a picture and a caption something like 'cool place lol' (I don't recall the exact wording). It's super weird, I'll give them that.

google isaac kappy and tom hanks if you want to see
Grace Kelly - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 18:31:19 EST rcwAcoNf No.413096 Reply

I agree, I was trying to mock some of the people ITT.


I’d say the crowd laughed for most of Ricky’s jokes. And Ricky probably agrees with just about all the political shit they bring up. But guess what his job was to make it fun and roasting people is a good way to do that.
John Watson - Fri, 17 Jan 2020 18:41:33 EST x7Mc3Mwx No.413097 Reply
I looked it up. You should look it up as well since you've misremembered some of it.
Tim Minear - Sat, 25 Jan 2020 05:51:42 EST oY+L1w2/ No.413239 Reply

I just thought that Tom Hanks was one of those 'don't joke about serious issues' type of person.
Katharine Hepburn - Sun, 26 Jan 2020 21:40:49 EST FX6yvLfP No.413265 Reply
His son is huge D-bag though. Like the biggest lol. They talked about him on Joe Rogan podcast. What an embarrassment.
Tommy Pickles - Mon, 27 Jan 2020 21:27:55 EST x7Mc3Mwx No.413277 Reply
That time he did that arm wrestling movie where he drove a big rig cross country and bonded with estranged son on the way.
Victor Creed - Mon, 27 Jan 2020 23:12:26 EST fy38OlJX No.413279 Reply
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You're thinking of Kurt Russell, easy mistake to make
Rock Okajima - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 02:08:55 EST Znjv6UZ3 No.413492 Reply
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>“Parasite,” the South Korean thriller, won the awards for best picture, director, foreign language film and original screenplay at the 2020 Oscars. “And the Oscar goes to: 'Parasite.'
A non-english movie wins best picture? What is this?
Delmar O'Donnell - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 03:41:22 EST Zx7YMfwf No.413494 Reply
That's probably why they didn't give it the award for best production design
C-Higgy !lfsExjBfzE - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 05:07:56 EST 2QAzq0Ao No.413496 Reply
I’m glad it won, probably the most deserving film out of all the nominees to win.
Dutch - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 07:07:41 EST IBJAbzvX No.413498 Reply
"Ching chong ching"
all i hear when trying to watch Parasite
and you nerds watch this shit without dubs?
Dutch - Tue, 11 Feb 2020 09:33:49 EST IBJAbzvX No.413500 Reply
Maybe you watch enough anime where you find this acceptable, but I like movies that are in English.
Tinto Brass - Wed, 12 Feb 2020 01:30:12 EST FWwhnes+ No.413512 Reply
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>when soy boys come full circle to close minded nationalist
wew time is flying too fast
Robert Redford - Thu, 13 Feb 2020 03:28:20 EST +Zm9secD No.413543 Reply
Dude I worked on an Apple orchard with Jamaicans for years and holy shit is he good at that accent.

Stop making me respect Chet Hayes. Fuck you.

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