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- Thu, 30 Jan 2020 04:34:36 EST q75Gxmzi No.413304
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This show sure is not very good.
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Lucy Brown - Thu, 30 Jan 2020 07:40:50 EST IBJAbzvX No.413308 Reply
Haven't watched it but let me guess: Picard is super angsty, his troubles are oddly relevant to today's IRL political landscape, and his problems are no longer solved in simple 45 minute episodes but instead will take him the entire season to solve.
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Jax Teller - Thu, 30 Jan 2020 12:38:04 EST 0AYmIY7a No.413310 Reply
TAKE IT TO THE STAR TREK BOARD YOU NECKBEARD

Now here are my thoughts on Mandalorian...
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Louis Bunuel - Thu, 30 Jan 2020 15:31:54 EST uVPFcQVk No.413311 Reply
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>>413308
It follows in the JJTrek tradition of throwing everything except names and shapes from the source material into the bin.
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John Redcorn - Fri, 31 Jan 2020 03:29:27 EST Znjv6UZ3 No.413321 Reply
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>>413304
Yes, it is.

>>413308
Got it in one. From the producers and writers of STD comes Puke Hard where it's the JJ reboot version of TNG. So basically it's generic sci-fi with a Star Trek skin.
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Gul Dukat - Thu, 06 Feb 2020 12:26:46 EST GQKu6Sa7 No.413396 Reply
>>413311
it really is amazing how this guy and his cadre (the you know whos) are just pillaging the late 20th century's pop cultural touchstones to retrofit them for the 'New Americans'

i hope his children meet nice black boys and girls to date
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Afro Samurai - Thu, 06 Feb 2020 13:29:31 EST b6e4PqNm No.413398 Reply
New Star Trek is trash and most new Star Wars is trash. Leave the memories alone. Nobody knows what they are doing. Mandalorian is good. That's it. Horrible win/loss record their boys.
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Dana Scully - Mon, 10 Feb 2020 14:56:47 EST 4KLS9RgH No.413488 Reply
I wish they'd just say these new shows take place in a different universe/timeline from the 1966-2005 run of Star Trek. It's part of what made Star Trek 2009's foibles and canon-breaking acceptable to me. I don't even know if it'd make me more lkely to enjoy the new shows, but in the case of ST 09 it helped shush the nerdy part of my brain by telling it up front that this movie didn't need to fit into anything or adhere to anything. Into Darkness reawoke that part of my brain and made it scream, but 09 mostly did its job and left me open to more.

It's something new fans wouldn't notice or care much about and old fans would appreciate. There was even a whole episode of TNG about how there are infinite other timelines where duplicates of our characters exist, and another acclaimed episode that nearly entirely took place in another timeline, with just a thin time-distortion plot device to take us there and let us experience it.

If they just let there be the brainy Star Trek universe, the action-packed Star Trek universe, and the edgy and moody Star Trek universe, they could make new shows and movies at any time and place them in any of them. Would it be confusing? Audiences and critics-alike seem to understand that the guy Joaquin Phoenix played was not the same exact guy Heath Ledger played is not the exact same guy Mark Hamill voiced, etc. Star Trek isn't a comic book, but like I said the door to a Trek multiverse had already been left wide open. Oh well...
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Rachael - Wed, 12 Feb 2020 07:16:49 EST GQKu6Sa7 No.413525 Reply
>>413488
i was reading this thing about Krutzman and Abrams just creted their own bullshit version of star trek, and then call it the "Prime" timeline or some shit like that.
its like no honey, it's your faggot ass repurposing of an established cultural touchstone. you just took some shit and wore it like a costume. but people can tell how fake and gay it is
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Mark Lilly - Wed, 12 Feb 2020 18:10:17 EST dQLn5uZg No.413537 Reply
>>413525
>i was reading this thing about Krutzman and Abrams just creted their own bullshit version of star trek, and then call it the "Prime" timeline or some shit like that.

Yeah, basically misled Trekkies into thinking they were getting their Trek back after the Abrams movies and instead gave them Trek that just passed through JJ Abrams colon.

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