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UK's unelected PM Boris Johnson suspends parliament

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- Wed, 28 Aug 2019 11:14:03 EST Y+u5AxgG No.178692
File: 1567005243064.jpg -(67887B / 66.30KB, 700x1054) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. UK's unelected PM Boris Johnson suspends parliament
Britbong constitutional crisis incoming:
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/28/chancellor-sajid-javid-fast-tracked-spending-review-fuels-talk-of-early-election
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Martin Clayham - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 03:17:52 EST tTDoJHxJ No.178712 Reply
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>>178692
Good job, Brits! You pack of inbred, utter fucking morons. Honestly, not a single one of you can say shit about the US now because your version of trump has fucked you even worse than ours has in a fraction of the time. Wankers.
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Molly Turveylock - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 03:37:25 EST 3Odo9IR+ No.178713 Reply
>>178712
Yeah, but democracy, bro. Its democracy. To not fling the nation off the cliff and likely spell the end of the Union would be a slap in the face of the voters!
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George Mackletatch - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 04:06:52 EST EIhWPD43 No.178714 Reply
I feel like there'd be fewer constitutional crises if somebody bothered to write the fucking thing down. Only Great Britain and isolated tribes in Papua New Guinea pass down their highest law through oral tradition.
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Nicholas Cocklestirk - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 04:20:24 EST MvRoQ1jI No.178716 Reply
>>178714
Hey, the tribes never had a written language so atleast they have an excuse
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Molly Hopperherk - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 04:26:53 EST d0EgzCzx No.178717 Reply
>>178712
Of course they can still talk shit. At least Bojo the Clown didn't get elected by them.
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Polly Dottingsotch - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 05:01:23 EST mGmwzQ6p No.178722 Reply
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>>178692
Why he do this? Brexit not enough of a challenge?
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Hedda Draffinghutch - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 09:46:20 EST 8c32w9KN No.178729 Reply
>>178712
>your version of trump
Which one was this? Cameron, May or Johnson?

>>178717
I don't get this this logic. It doesn't matter who was pm, especially with Brits believing the painfully obvious bullshit from ukip and continuing to vote conservative anyway after that.
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Molly Hopperherk - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 15:17:36 EST d0EgzCzx No.178740 Reply
>>178729
There were no new elections for BoJo to becoem PM, that's what I mean.
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Charles Blatherlock - Fri, 30 Aug 2019 01:40:35 EST 5Vy1N3w/ No.178759 Reply
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Brexit's the goal, BoJo has the ball, and Parliament is just a seven year-old Asian boy.
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Sidney Mebbleforth - Sun, 01 Sep 2019 03:36:41 EST jTB1YaGf No.178816 Reply
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>>178759
UK's most shameful moment in the 21st century after stopping Harrier production.
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Martha Gonningbene - Mon, 02 Sep 2019 12:41:25 EST tlilhxRg No.178858 Reply
Oh boy, Boris is fighting a war on two fronts, taking on both the Tories and the Labours. Is he retarded or some shit?
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Ernest Snodhall - Mon, 02 Sep 2019 14:04:17 EST 5yhACa6y No.178861 Reply
>>178858
He's going to find out his "anti-normal" tactics to garner attention don't work at this level to get anything done.
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Esther Snoddock - Mon, 02 Sep 2019 14:38:02 EST QgwvDyjp No.178862 Reply
>>178861
he doesn't have to get anything done
his actual strategy at this point is to stop anyone else from possibly getting anything done and then watch the slow motion trainwreck finally get into station

then when the pound crashes and americans start buying up the UK he makes his money and retires to that villa in greece
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Graham Lightstone - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 05:07:38 EST 8Sg4a/gS No.178868 Reply
>>178864
They'd damn well better, otherwise it's deselection.
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Graham Buzzman - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 18:21:29 EST kUvljUUU No.178874 Reply
>NOT A GOOD START, BORIS!
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Hedda Nepperwater - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 20:16:44 EST E2Yofruj No.178876 Reply
One word

>Schadenfreude
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Hedda Nepperwater - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 20:36:28 EST E2Yofruj No.178877 Reply
Also any guesses on how many days after the hard Brexit the first IRA attack in three decades gonna happen?

I'll bet 11
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Samuel Drammlehin - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 09:53:25 EST BYcRzt9J No.178887 Reply
>>178883
Right now BoJo probably wants a soft pillow to sit on because his ass got lit up. That clip of Singh Dhesi laying into him over that letterbox comment is blowing up, and Johnson's response was such a pathetic, rambling faux-justification that it only made it worse. He made Corbyn look composed. A worse start to a Premiership there couldn't be.
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Edward Bledgedock - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 11:33:32 EST 9s4cu4Nb No.178889 Reply
>>178883
Bad for the common Brit, yes, but that's on them since they voted conservative and bought into the ukip b.s.

However, brexit was bought by the rich, many with Russian ties. BoJo specifically was financed by the ultra rich who keep their money off shore tax havens and rich climate change skeptics.

This is the people who are benefiting. This is who the average conservative voter sold out their kingdom to.
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Cyril Fenkinstock - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 12:58:39 EST g+vb2gyp No.178890 Reply
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>>178889
>rich climate change skeptics.
You can just say "BP shareholders".
Climate change denial is the result of the material interests of the fossil fuel industry, it has more to do with obscurantism than skepticism.
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Shitting Gonningkon - Wed, 04 Sep 2019 23:13:00 EST esDmqlbD No.178893 Reply
>>178890
Skeptics are following their parties politics. Don't hear as much from these people anymore. It is in all politically driven to deny these, jobs would be lost, etc.
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Nigel Hazzlelane - Thu, 05 Sep 2019 12:09:35 EST 6kvkre7A No.178905 Reply
>>178893
Climate consensus people have dubious solutions and aren't acting consistent with their forecasts. Ann Coulter with seaside property or Trump flying private are consistent: celebrities, oligarch advocates and these habits are not.
Also environmentalism is waning, eco-fash is being strawmanned for instance because there are a lot of ideas packaged with climate changed promoters that don't mesh with environmentalism such as mass immigration,consumerism,endless growth,etc. The Sierra club didn't support that until they got a check. Liberal solutions for the ecology are less than airtight.
https://www.ecosophia.net/the-next-twilight-of-environmentalism/
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Eugene Sazzleham - Fri, 06 Sep 2019 07:03:13 EST XpnfeUXP No.178929 Reply
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>Wile E.Coyote = Boris Johnson
>Explosive Carrots = prorogation, calling for an election
>Train = Tory Rebels
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Hannah Hanningson - Fri, 06 Sep 2019 12:14:13 EST y9HyrF/G No.178930 Reply
Glad to see the anglosxon scum in state of disarray, be it WASP scum or brit scum.
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Speaker of the Thread - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 09:31:26 EST NJSKhFhc No.179061 Reply
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>>178930
>>179060

ORDERRRRRRRRR!!!!! Order. Order. The thread doesn't need honourable members making racist jeers or predictions of doom from a sedentary position. CALM YOURSELVES! BE GOOD BOYS!

The
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Phyllis Piblinglock - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 12:41:41 EST fxZPTs+O No.179069 Reply
>>179060
The EU will soldier on. It's the UK that will dissolve. Scotland will be independent, N. Ireland will be held onto by England but see the re-ignition of Irish separatism, and Wales will just be chillin'.
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Alice Sasslehadge - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 16:15:47 EST 3Odo9IR+ No.179071 Reply
>>179069
UK sacrificed itself to save the EU.

Have you noticed that even hard Euro-skeptic parties have backed off their own version of Brexit after seeing the mess in UK get worse and worse?
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Speaker of the Thread - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 18:39:19 EST clL9Pwt6 No.179078 Reply
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>>179069
Order. The honourable member from his mum's house should be reminded that the Welsh do not "chill."
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Phyllis Piblinglock - Thu, 12 Sep 2019 19:12:09 EST fxZPTs+O No.179079 Reply
>>179071
I do think the EU's Madisonian experiment is doomed to failure but my God did the British fuck this shit up. If anything this shows the poverty of the right-Eurosceptic parties and their inability to make a positive break from the EU.
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Hedda Cottingwetch - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 09:54:32 EST X2A2lCdB No.179093 Reply
>>179071
Those people who started all that brexit shit never wanted it to go smoothly, they want chaos that can be used to get rid of wellfare programs and turn Britain into an America style shithole with no protection of workers' rights and no banking legislation because all the billions they already have aren't enough.
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Betsy Settingpotch - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 19:34:30 EST 83O9eRP/ No.179107 Reply
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I guess any system of government is useless when the big players are selfish.
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Hamilton Worthingforth - Thu, 19 Sep 2019 03:30:33 EST lUbJIr2n No.179227 Reply
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>>178692
This should all be coming to an end soon as today the court will hear from a man who's sure to have a peas-full resolution.

I'll show myself out.
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Archie Blackbury - Tue, 24 Sep 2019 14:52:41 EST qFtXSnUb No.179351 Reply
>>179348
Boy a lot of words came out of that mouth and didn't mean shit
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Ian Nirryfoot - Tue, 24 Sep 2019 15:28:14 EST s7SXdh46 No.179352 Reply
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I like how the UK's Chief Justice is Madame Web from the 90s Spider-Man cartoon
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Barnaby Pocklestock - Wed, 25 Sep 2019 10:10:20 EST 5vafOQpR No.179400 Reply
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>>179352
>You can not porogue Parliament, Parker. You must overcome a general election if you wish to survive....
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Nathaniel Fanwater - Sat, 19 Oct 2019 06:00:49 EST MiUp+PUo No.180133 Reply
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FUCK YEAH! SUPER SATURDAY!

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME PARLIAMENT!?!!?!
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Sophie Mullermutch - Sat, 19 Oct 2019 14:32:17 EST 9guQZRUE No.180148 Reply
bojo writing his letter to the EU right now like:

>Dear friends, we wOuld like to exteNd These nEgotiations, rather than eXiT Europe Now with a baD deal.
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Oliver Sallerlatch - Sat, 19 Oct 2019 15:16:28 EST L3zo7DjP No.180150 Reply
>>178692
Corbyn refuses to back Boris's no deal Brexit continues to be awesome:
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/video/2019/oct/19/jeremy-corbyn-warns-pm-brexit-deal-threatens-jobs-rights-environment-video
>The Labour leader has rejected Boris Johnson’s defence of his Brexit deal, saying it was ‘even worse than the original withdrawal agreement'. Corbyn told parliament the new deal would threaten jobs, rights, the environment and the health service. He added: 'We cannot trust this government. These benches will not be duped’
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Clara Wattingdure - Sat, 19 Oct 2019 15:37:29 EST fxZPTs+O No.180152 Reply
>>180150
So is No Deal Brexit a go, or is there some hope for some eleventh hour shenanigans? I really want to see the UK go over the edge.
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Graham Brimblebury - Sat, 19 Oct 2019 23:40:50 EST JoGl7uO+ No.180163 Reply
>>180152
Its up to the EU, BoJo was legally compelled to ask for a delay.
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Phyllis Mablingfoot - Sun, 20 Oct 2019 06:30:47 EST tlilhxRg No.180168 Reply
>>178692
I love how now, everyone is like "May's deal was better!".

Also, laughing my ass off at the British version of Trump-retards. They actually believe Brexit can be a success.
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Alice Blennerlit - Mon, 21 Oct 2019 13:54:50 EST E2Yofruj No.180206 Reply
Gonna lol so hard when the first complaints come in about customs from ordering stuff after the 31st.
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Nell Duckfuck - Mon, 28 Oct 2019 04:44:57 EST VmH+W8lP No.180410 Reply
>>179069
>Scotland will be independent
Scotland literally survives from subsidies from the English taxpayers
>re-ignition of Irish separatism
Nobody wants this not even the remnants of the IRA, the DUP and Tories would be dead in the water if things turn hot again in Ireland
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Simon Shittinggold - Mon, 28 Oct 2019 13:29:16 EST tlilhxRg No.180414 Reply
>>180410
>Scotland literally survives from subsidies from the English taxpayers

And the English bleed Scotland dry off its own resources.
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Nell Duckfuck - Mon, 28 Oct 2019 16:47:26 EST VmH+W8lP No.180415 Reply
>>180414
Does Buckfast and Fried mars bars count as natural resources
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William Handlebury - Mon, 28 Oct 2019 19:25:04 EST fxZPTs+O No.180423 Reply
>>180410
The Scots wanna go back to their natural lifestyle of indolence and sloth and as an American nothing would be funnier to me than seeing the UK balkanize so onward Christian soldiers I say.
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Edwin Posslewerk - Tue, 29 Oct 2019 07:23:16 EST s28+QuMH No.180445 Reply
>>180423
Why do you go online and pretend to be a devout Christian soldier? Is it because anyone who encounters you irl knows for a fact you're a piece of shit before you open your mouth? Seriously, go back to glp.
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Jack Pendleshit - Tue, 29 Oct 2019 13:15:12 EST tszCZv8T No.180451 Reply
>>180410
Much like HMG's unemployment statistics the numbers showing Scottish dependence on the UK have been rather dodgy.
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Nigel Suddlelock - Tue, 29 Oct 2019 17:48:29 EST kQ5XevKU No.180460 Reply
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>you'll put your governement out, kid!
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Fucking Simmerspear - Sat, 02 Nov 2019 19:34:49 EST wp8Trwsz No.180638 Reply
>>180451
I still think it's pretty funny the doublespeak going on with that whole thing. "Better together!" "Oh except EU fuck the EU"

Frankly I hope both Scotland and Ireland secede. Pretty funny watching the Engoish going apeshit over the non-issue of Gibraltar. It's like they want to pretend they're still an empire or something.
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Edward Pecklemure - Sun, 03 Nov 2019 00:42:46 EST Dg4SuPXx No.180646 Reply
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Saw this while reading some news

definitely the face of everything going well
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Matilda Snodgold - Sun, 03 Nov 2019 10:38:39 EST fxZPTs+O No.180656 Reply
>>180646
Corbyn needs to hammer home that PM Johnson wants the UK to be a client state of the US, even more than it already is.
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Nicholas Nibblekidge - Sun, 03 Nov 2019 10:49:38 EST HOazWXXZ No.180657 Reply
>>180638
>i hope that scotland and Ireland secede
Ireland is already independent you absolute fucking retard and Scotland had a vote on it and couldn't even manage to do that. You only want Scottish independence because you're a yank with a chip on your shoulder that has an irrational hatred of the English,not because you actually care about the well being of Scottish people.
>. It's like they want to pretend they're still an empire or something.
This is a foreigner meme,nobody here cares about the empire and i only hear it mentioned by people who aren't British.
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James Pollerhore - Sun, 03 Nov 2019 11:02:10 EST wFK2Hm63 No.180658 Reply
>>180657
I think he meant N. Ireland. And honestly Scotland may be better off with the EU than the UK when Brexit happens. They will make money transporting imported EU goods to Britain. If anything I see it as being a boom for Scotland's economy at the expense of England's, but you can't have your bangers and mash and eat them too. They did it to themselves and stupidity has ramifications and consequences. Hopefully Scotland doesn't have to suffer because a bunch of retarded chavs and and angry wallace and grommit characters voted to tank the economy because a bus ad told them to.
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Edward Pecklemure - Sun, 03 Nov 2019 12:34:43 EST Dg4SuPXx No.180659 Reply
>>180657
Yeah Scotland had a vote on it, where it was defeated by a slim margin, and where one of the biggest issues against the independence campaign was that Spain would veto their EU membership to discourage Catalonia from doing the same thing

Somehow I think circumstances have changed in the last few years haven't they
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Priscilla Pazzletet - Sun, 03 Nov 2019 22:01:09 EST +8irr0Qf No.180670 Reply
>>180657
>irrational hatred of England
Hatred of England is perfect ratuonality)))
Also, push come to shove Scotland may secede after Brexit.
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Isabella Crarringbury - Thu, 07 Nov 2019 02:48:20 EST Ayv4Wx4m No.180741 Reply
Another election? So much for UNITED KINGDOM.

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