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- Mon, 15 Dec 2014 05:54:13 EST MhCTptFu No.24816
File: 1418640853797.jpg -(343956B / 335.89KB, 1280x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. This weed is making my brain feel fuzzy
The nitrous has made my fingers go numb,
I'm feelin dumb
mybank account has a nnegative sum
Bangin on the drum
I ran out of gum
I just dont have that rhyming edge cuz im not enough out of my head
Gotta blaze gotta blaze
Gotta get that mental haze
so my rhymes can properly faze

Yes lil jhonkas
I has made a new thread
Deal with it
Or dont




Why the hell am I awake?
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Mon, 15 Dec 2014 06:04:01 EST MhCTptFu No.24817 Reply
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Pokemon Pokemon
Cmon motherfucker roll the chron
Gotta gotta get gone
Yo cmon!
I'm a man made of rhymes crimes n dimes
Too many dollar bills to pass the time
Whenever i need em im out of key limes
Got too may broken peeceez,not enuff laptawpz
in my closet got a marijuana crop
When rrunnin I can stop, even in a car chase with the cops!
Its breakin time, i gotta drop
Motherfucker I cant stop
Gottsa get more fucked up before work!
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Trashfuck Cockface - Mon, 15 Dec 2014 07:38:16 EST HMyWzZux No.24819 Reply
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>>24817
NO

GABAPENTIN AND ALCOHOL DISAGREE

START A NEW THREAD
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Jenny Shakefuck - Mon, 15 Dec 2014 14:05:51 EST w2XJKkAd No.24820 Reply
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I feel stuck
I'm so fucked
These bigots tryin to fuck us over
Unless we do what they say
Hell, I might as well move to Dover
And grow mushrooms on shit and hay
And eat them every single day

But I can't leave, because I'm trapped
By the systems thunder clap
So many people telling us how to live
I wish I could stab them with a shiv
Fuck you! I won't do what you tell me!
Slowly the world is starting to see
That no one cares about you, honey
All they want is their fucking money

Fuck The Police.
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Wed, 17 Dec 2014 00:09:53 EST MhCTptFu No.24823 Reply
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Are these they?
Is these them?
FuckoffUltron'
Go to hell henry pym!
Smoked a lil too much, drank all my whiskey
Werolll the dice watch the game getrisky
im too tipsy
cant finish fuck u

its been a long day
i saw muh sister fuckin yer mom
deal with that
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bukiko - Wed, 17 Dec 2014 09:44:44 EST lfJS6KCt No.24824 Reply
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oh my god a new one


fuck like a glove, on a stack of rugs
drag my fists through the mud and into the bakc of my throat its new drugs
i feel love when i ask
how the fuck do you burn soup in a microwave?
you gotta slave over that stove all day to make some soup i might grade as ok...
how much do you even pay for lays
i want another like wanna bathe in a grave, thats such a shame on my bloodline you must be fuckin insanee
gray case for my slug rounds, next to my shiny vase
i live in a house that gives me a 2nd face
where do i place my sun rays or stingrays i should say
im dr seuss and im 200x undead gay
ify you think im next level, you're wrong and ill make you drink my piss nad you'll see the devil
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sun, 21 Dec 2014 22:53:07 EST MhCTptFu No.24825 Reply
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Words are meaningless now
She says I have anger issues to work on
What the fuck have I done
I gave my fiance her presents for her 26th birthday, and she just blew up on me
fuckin wont rly talk to me
This is the worst fucking christmas ever
Its so fuckin hard to type this shit

In no mood to rhyme
sorry
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Clara Pickford - Mon, 22 Dec 2014 17:26:14 EST Nx45fW8z No.24826 Reply
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>>24825
It's gonna be fine
I wish you a happy newyears
A good year, with no fear
Fear to try and keep on buyin
shit that you don't really need
superior steez
over that wack shit
what matters is love, straight from the heart
if you can find love inside your soul
it won't matter if you rock or you roll
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Mon, 22 Dec 2014 20:51:20 EST MhCTptFu No.24827 Reply
No rhymes
No memes
No dreams
Torn at the seams
My life
In strife
Pain from the farthest plain
Driving me insane
What did I do to deserve this
Divine retribution
Absolution
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Mon, 22 Dec 2014 23:13:32 EST MhCTptFu No.24828 Reply
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Ok here we go here we go
Gotta be the hero
Straight from zero
Come to the rescue
Yes you Yes you
Gotta do it right
Ain't nothin to it, aight?
Gotta do the unthinkable, like titanic I'm unsinkable
I gotta fire inside me that can't be put out
Its the reason I gotta talk to some buddhist monks about
a thing called zen, maybe then,
it'll help me unlock
the things in my
inner minds eye
damn I'm high
shits been stupid
how've you been?
guess whos comin to save the day
Hey hey heyyyyyyy?

shits better, could be worse
I'm high
this year really pisses me off, be 2015 already
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Bassman Bob - Sun, 28 Dec 2014 16:38:58 EST k3Y+vC5j No.24831 Reply
Aw yiss Yakui be back, that fact makes hard the thing above my ballsack.
Don't have pics to be posted, but that don't stop me from gettin' toasted.

Got jack shit to do with all of my times, so i just try to come up fucked up rhymes.
So my dick feels like it's gonna turn into a truck, means i wanna fuck.
So i guess Optimus Rhyme is gonna fuck a tube with some Slime.

Gotta get higher so i can spit some more lyrical fire.
Be back in a bit, then i'll be ready to spit.
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yal - Mon, 29 Dec 2014 13:34:21 EST MhCTptFu No.24832 Reply
I smoked a fuckin quarter, my pipe is out of order
clogged with resin so I bought another
Bought a better eighth and ran outta nitrous
I quit drinkin
woopwoop

I have pure mdma still (desperate times call for extreme awesome feels)
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yal - Tue, 30 Dec 2014 03:49:24 EST MhCTptFu No.24833 Reply
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2015 is gonna be my friggin year
Just gotta steer clear of the liqour and the beer
Shits gonna be alright
just gotta find the light
So fuckin stoned in the middle of the night




insomnia
deal with it
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Trashfuck Cockface - Wed, 31 Dec 2014 06:08:49 EST XgJZmS2r No.24836 Reply
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>>24816
I just got high and drunk and stuffs, so yea
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yal - Thu, 01 Jan 2015 01:48:54 EST MhCTptFu No.24837 Reply
fuck new years
im stayin inside
No party for me, gonna smoke weed n get high
I'm just trying to keep from drinkin, stupid as it sounds thats what i'm thinking
gonna celebrate by blowing shit up, got fireworks and gunpowder in a cup
As I was talkin bout life to the monks at buddhist temple he said "is o so simple, u jumpstarted ur life by merely coming here, u couldve stayed home, sat on the couch"

chinese zodiac is apparently gonna give me a hand this year
I could go on about shit but im not that high, i just find it funny when asians tell me "u have very good luck, u born year of tiger, u gonna go far even if u a late bloomer, tigers b special"
Thats exactly wha i needed to hear, so 2014 wasnt my fault lol
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Jenny Shakefuck - Sat, 03 Jan 2015 06:42:33 EST yFcQPmME No.24841 Reply
>>24837
2014 was a shit year
so many bad things to hear
just keep your chin up
and smoke weed and get high
all the bad will pass you by

leaving peaceful bliss
like the precious kiss
of life

You'll get there, just keep moving forward
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Trashfuck Cockface !HxWZAaPHYQ - Sat, 03 Jan 2015 23:21:55 EST cBL1tcDf No.24842 Reply
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>>24841
Goddamn 2014 for me was a terrible year

Let's see if 2015 is better. Here's some cheap beer and ocycodone to you guys
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Tue, 06 Jan 2015 00:05:01 EST MhCTptFu No.24845 Reply
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Theres a light at the end of the goddamn tunnel
Thank ye gods i stopped drinkin liqour through a funnel
If I screw this up, I'm surely done son
But I know I'm gonna come out on top and be number one!
I had a kung fu master tell me that my style was amazing
I told him it came from meditation and lots of blazing
sliding with my shoes like gorillas at the zoos
suicidal ninja with a heart of gold
who knows his souls already been sold
fuck you
i aint leaving
im here to stay dammit
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bukiko - Tue, 06 Jan 2015 15:16:26 EST WsbhFnqh No.24846 Reply
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i have 7 oooh they're all oooo
152nd pokemon for 150 seconds i say i dooo
zulu for 6-7 minits im makin toooo many investments
investing in breathmints cause im fresher than a dead guy dying on morgan freemint
these mints make your doctors appointments sounsdd slike achievemntsss
when you leave grey nanobot goo that leaked from your dick on the pavement
to find another host brain enslaverment im saving my cheerrry
for the last one who can sya i like breathmints
in the same breathe as french cheese and gods providence
i'd like to invite you to the prom on my esophagus
blotto acid rain, dominatrix sailing a leather boat down my femoral vein
its like a high way , but for blood, said ed gein
ive slain more painkillers in my anus in my life than i have felt shame, in any case, i feel disdain
im os lame every time i yell chains, my life switched to the i should have been dead 10 years ago lane
others call it the jane but thats also lame, another comparison is im a swede and its a dane

very heartwarming yakui gon help me dai nao any day nao yall
i wish u all the best
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Trashfuck Cockface !HxWZAaPHYQ - Thu, 08 Jan 2015 08:46:02 EST Npe5Ggyv No.24851 Reply
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>>24846
Wait.. that can't be entirely right..

All of us here need to pay our respects to Mami tomoe.. after all, poor thing got her head bitten off

#beer #weed #alprazolam
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Trashfuck Cockface !HxWZAaPHYQ - Thu, 08 Jan 2015 08:56:43 EST Npe5Ggyv No.24852 Reply
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>>24845
Also yakman, you are an eternal legend of /nc/

NEVER LEAVE US
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Tue, 13 Jan 2015 09:31:02 EST MhCTptFu No.24854 Reply
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>>24852 Legend, eh?

I'm kinda flattered, but my clothes are in tatters
Might as well go naked, does it really matter?
my reality has been shattered, so i got new windows installed.......

Just got a wulf vape, digital vaporizer. for a hundy its quite good
i can use it in the car, cuz i give zero fucks now
gotta start over, find a new woman
fuck i hate being single, but damn am i rly fuckn high
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Mon, 19 Jan 2015 02:04:43 EST MhCTptFu No.24861 Reply
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Just bought another quarter and a fancy vaporizer
I am the goddamn supervisor
Zero fucks I give
this is how i live
when ur not lookin for women the best ones pop up
gotta roll up catch up
play that cat n mouse
this aint no cory in the house
She took the first move, i can dig that groove
It was that magic handshake, I'll see ya'll at the clambake




shits comin together
im rly fuckin stoned
thank gods for drugs
finding lost drugs is rad
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sat, 31 Jan 2015 13:26:18 EST MhCTptFu No.24874 Reply
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Ill rap tomorro
Too damn high
smoked enough weed to make dave chapelle die
Connected with an old flame, Shits never gonne be the same
Bitch rose from the dark depths , destruction left in her steps
Evil incarnate, yet she keeps me wanting

shits gettin better, message for today:
PAY ATTENTION; THESE JUST MIGHT BE THE BOOBS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
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Trashfuck Cockface !HxWZAaPHYQ - Sun, 15 Feb 2015 08:15:51 EST XgZvYwxs No.24892 Reply
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>>24816
Giving some love to yaki for a belated valentine's day gift.
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Trashfuck Cockface !HxWZAaPHYQ - Sun, 15 Feb 2015 08:46:12 EST XgZvYwxs No.24893 Reply
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>>24892
yakui is one of my role models, and has been for awhile
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sun, 15 Feb 2015 13:32:35 EST MhCTptFu No.24895 Reply
Aint got nothin to go on
I just keep smokin on the chron
Wallet too fat to fit in my pants, too much cash gotta do the money dance
Things are looking up when im feeling down
This ain't no game of thrones I don't need a damn crown
Gotta make that paper so I can inhale vapor
This evil woman is my demonic savior


Good god I fucked a succubus on valentines day
I need this dammit
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Tue, 17 Feb 2015 00:25:54 EST MhCTptFu No.24897 Reply
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>>24896
I'd show ya pics but I'm not a prick
No time for rhymes, ran outta quarters and dimes

All I did was give a valentine to this chick I know (if you count star wars toys as valentines) She told me shes a huge star wars nerd awhile back, hence the toy
I dont know wtf this is, but its real
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Fri, 20 Feb 2015 20:47:21 EST MhCTptFu No.24899 Reply
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Damnation
Talking to this woman is like mutual masturbation
Its pure frustration
She makes me forget about my xbox and playstation
But she loves talking about japanese animation
As I said its pure frustration
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sun, 22 Feb 2015 20:38:05 EST MhCTptFu No.24902 Reply
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Annnnnd it happened
Wtf did I do this time?
I've stopped giving a fuck ya'll
Until I get to the bottom of this don't expect any fancy rhymes
Gettin a new ride though
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Edwin Sullerfuck - Sat, 07 Mar 2015 21:12:17 EST rmdwmvs2 No.24915 Reply
I smoek weed
it's all I need
I don't submit to the greed
uh, I like to wear tweed.
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Isabella Cronningkedge - Mon, 23 Mar 2015 05:38:21 EST 3dvAJwBQ No.24923 Reply
Yo im black like paul mooney at the movies drinkin smoothies
blackberry hash-jam mixed with coke and doobies
im on that extra.... Gum, fuck it im on one
gimme 20 dollars hand you back an odd sum
tell your story walkin, i aint here for talkin
im here for dat coughin, syrup lace my coffin, let me spit it from the grave i got a dog for walkin

I lost it at that last bit
also imagine this in a ghostface killah voice/flow
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bukiko - Wed, 01 Apr 2015 07:15:49 EST g68AtS7J No.24936 Reply
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i have a 12 gauge penis , but its a sawn-off
it co founded the red faction army like a meinhoff
theres a fire yooo but i cant stop drop and roll,
i got a mole, doin figure 8s in my asshole
you know i mean? my militant semen particle beammms?
buy a burger for a dollar and sell it for 2 CREAM
i know what its like to dream of green egss and ham, i browz thelean
get impaled by dicks at the senate like caeser
lean on your side mirror and break it cause im a tortfeasor
fry lost and found used condoms and put in parkin meters, 10/10 SLEAZER
wear furry slippers like a geezer, got theese flippers in the pool
cause i wheeze if i use my arms im 100 years old they're mad spniach rolls
sell em for 30000 gp poker game i fold
melt an eraser into my eyes to seal em shut
walk the streets to get my nicotine fix from discarded cigarette butts
and my dietary fibre from macademia nuts
i got my own butcher cause i setle for the finest cuts only no buts
finding bones in your sandwich sucks, fuck fuck fuck
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bukiko - Thu, 02 Apr 2015 01:59:56 EST g68AtS7J No.24942 Reply
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jannifer wilbur
i dyed my hair silver
check out my vilva
thats vulva with an i
my vulva has an eye
i cant see cause i wear pants all day and i dont bother to unzip my fly
i know a guy, and i know another guy
they're both gay so i call em two gay guys
giygas in my vaginas is what i call fine diners
with fine dinners for my vaginalitis
i eat with my pussy like this
my pussy has no teeth only gums no teeth in the slightest
NO TEETH IN SIGHT BITCH
ill slip into your nineteenth birthday party and sleep on the couch, and eat all the pizza that was for you and your friends to fight over bitch
ill also slip some pills on one slice of pizza, but thats for me you know what i mean
i like to get fucked up while wearing tight jeans
that way if i fall over its hard to get back on my feet, and turn green like henry winkler
i got a hair shaped cookie cutter and put it over my head and stood infront a sprinkler
but it sprinkled black paint, otherwise im a plain jane
that owns a private plane, or am i supposed ot call it a private jet
i take that overseas instead of a boat so i dont get wet
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Trashfuck Cockface !HxWZAaPHYQ - Sat, 04 Apr 2015 13:13:03 EST hWgHoEbX No.24943 Reply
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>>24942
Fuuccckk, Mitsukurina owstoni has returned..
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Trashfuck Cockface !HxWZAaPHYQ - Sat, 04 Apr 2015 13:23:54 EST hWgHoEbX No.24944 Reply
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>>24943
Swallow this /nc/, I'm drunk
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sun, 12 Apr 2015 01:03:34 EST MhCTptFu No.24947 Reply
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Ooba Dooba
I like to scuba
when im in aruba
I drive a fuckin tuba
Im so fuckin high in the sky look how red my eyes
ARE!!!

Im drunk too
Thanks to thiz shit (pricey whisky is pricey)
WHOoooo!
Oh and a weird cigar and lots of good weed and whip its (there green! and say whip it on em wtf)
Had a chat with an old friend today (well known dominatrix at local club)
Oh the free shit I got (ROPE!) pricey shibari rope for suspension, along with some other kinky shit as well as lots of condoms
she told me to keep a firm grip on my new lady friend, on her butt specifically
Lady friend is quite fond of my tattoo (the first of many) Got it on monday, didnt hurt for shit and i hate needles (even my tattoo artist was impressed)
Time to go smoke more (and drink more) and do more whippits
I'll be back
Youre always MOE!!!!
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Wed, 15 Apr 2015 07:23:11 EST MhCTptFu No.24954 Reply
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>>24948 its the kyr bes mythosaur
Its from sar wars
Id post a picture but im drunk
Nintendobananas
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sun, 19 Apr 2015 00:58:25 EST MhCTptFu No.24959 Reply
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So thas mah tattoo (mine looks wayy better thankfully)
the plasma leaking from it once it was done just made it all the more worth it (kina smeared plasma on a few walls that day lol

Sooooo drunk just bought whippits
blazed otta me skull
here comes a dope rhyme

So my star wars lady friend is all uponz
She a cannibal tho so she wunderin why i aint gonez
Bring it on, I gots the long dong to make her belt out viscious moans all night long
She wants the bites and bruises all over, rough sex wake up in the mornin hurtin kinda love
Did this woman come from above? like a holy dove?
Hell no, she from the pits of hades, a hellion
Succubus shall do what thou wilt
I aint got no problem
Finally found a lady freaky as me
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sun, 19 Apr 2015 22:30:50 EST MhCTptFu No.24960 Reply
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Goddammit Goddamyt
Sooooooo Druink
Gotta save weidt for 420

Im not afraid of beang dead
Just afraid of killing
Gotta hold back
dont smoke crak
tht way no suffer hart attak
kharn approves of my violent moves
Dominance awakend in me like sleepin gigant
Go titan go eat peoplez
America down with yur chrystian steeepples
Lady friend is like chokey bitch from Archer
I hit deh jackpot
She thinkz im batmannnnnn
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Wed, 22 Apr 2015 23:11:20 EST MhCTptFu No.24963 Reply
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So noggles
what it do
how did 420 go 4 u?
It was my last
Weeds now in the past




Its been great ya bohabs
But Ive got to go now, my planet needs me........
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Fri, 24 Apr 2015 23:16:51 EST MhCTptFu No.24964 Reply
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Ok ya hulus and ya twitterz
Thank my new devil lady for your continued dope rhymery
I can still post here but no drugs for me (i can rhyme on booze and cigs alone)
She is intrigued by my white by rappery (honto ni)
Known her since I dont know when the fuck (had a crush on her when I first played pokemon) Apparently she really fuckin likes me

Some chicks dig nerdy (and for my gay and trans friends, and the one lesbian stoner who lurks in my thread;ya'll aint alone somebody is out there thinking of you and masturbating (my lady sure was) everybody just might be into you that you want, just ask) Take the fuckin chance, I did and now I finally reached the dark side
Watashi wa shiawasedesu
(Yup gonna go buy a sith lightsaber at teh tosshi station ya nerf herders)
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Trashfuck Cockface !HxWZAaPHYQ - Sat, 25 Apr 2015 07:39:37 EST a2xCn298 No.24965 Reply
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>>24963
My 420 was pretty decent, bought a quarter in advance and got plenty drunk that day. My EasyVape was utilised thoroughly as well. Man, vaporisers make weed last so much longer. That vapour just keeps coming and coming.
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Trashfuck Cockface !HxWZAaPHYQ - Sat, 25 Apr 2015 07:44:54 EST a2xCn298 No.24966 Reply
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>>24963
And after I get finished with muh beer, imma eat some quesadillas and got to fucking bed.

Never leave us yakman, you are a hero of /nc/
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Trashfuck Cockface !HxWZAaPHYQ - Sat, 25 Apr 2015 07:45:27 EST a2xCn298 No.24967 Reply
>>24966
*go* to bed. Fuck I'm a retard.
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Trashfuck Cockface !HxWZAaPHYQ - Sat, 25 Apr 2015 08:07:44 EST a2xCn298 No.24968 Reply
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>>24967
أنا شرب البيرة الاعشاب التدخين المخنثين علنا مهما كانت المخدرات اللعنة يمكنني العثور على نوع من شخص. أنا أحب هذا المجلس، وأحب كل واحد منكم زميل نكران الجميل
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sat, 25 Apr 2015 15:20:08 EST MhCTptFu No.24969 Reply
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Bakersfield fakeout, got that chinese takeout
Gimme jalapenos so with my devil lady i can make out
Too many things happenin at once
Theres no I in team So fuck U cUnts
She likes my square cigars, used to pop alot of bars
Now all she does is drink and drive cars in the xbawkz warz
Shes the titan of my industry we got that antisocial symmetry

Id do more but im outta booze



Im getting another tattoo next week
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sun, 26 Apr 2015 00:04:29 EST MhCTptFu No.24970 Reply
yeah i have no qualms about going back to tobacco
Bought a bent stem briar
Fuck Im fancy
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Mon, 04 May 2015 01:39:24 EST MhCTptFu No.24978 Reply
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Negotiations can be awesome
Parley all fuckin day
you'll get ur way
i still get to blaze weedz heyhey
Almost went the route of the spice
Good thing i didnt cuz that shit aint nice
me gurlz got bewbz the size a frickin cantaloupes
She wants me to show her the ropes
Shibari is my only hope
Dont ask me cuz i done know tropes
yeah mathafacka my rhymes iz dope

CUNT STAHP MEH AIM DE GINGABRED MANG
FUck the law
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Thu, 07 May 2015 21:55:27 EST MhCTptFu No.24979 Reply
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Aint got any weed been drinkin whisky and doin whippits all week
Fuck your shit on fleek
Been dealin with my ex cuz she found out i got a new lady and its drivin her crazy
Bitch had her chance but then she got lazy
unlike me cuz I never give up
i poured the whisky out my cup
Gotta stay sober
For now, or all my good shits over
I got a tiny drinkin problem
in the words of batman "be careful, you cant stop him!"

I ain't no soldier
Im a warrior!
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Fri, 08 May 2015 21:30:40 EST MhCTptFu No.24981 Reply
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall
Watch as I run outta whippy whisky ballz
Got no weedem getem eatem
Just got me vapey full of baccy joose n resin globs
Boogabookabobbob
Liqourstore im gonna rob
Steal your soul eat you job
Flashmodmob
Stuffit in yo gob

VCant post for shit narcolleptic fit wit nervous tics
shitshitshit
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Fri, 08 May 2015 23:18:49 EST MhCTptFu No.24983 Reply
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Well that temporary high was short lived,
aint gonna score better find out what gives?
Scraping resin aint what it used to be
Goddamn sticky shit wish it was hash or opium, instead it might as well be soapium
At least mah vape helps me ape escape (oh yeah mah gurl likes daterape so just call me grapeape)

btw i'd be the victim
nothin to worry about, jut keep strokin it!
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Fri, 08 May 2015 23:45:32 EST MhCTptFu No.24984 Reply
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Im just saiyan, I ain't playin
Got a discoteque tent i can fuckin play in
Taxin my internetz like im tha presidunce
Shin chan's Penny Milfer says "fuck you cuntz"
when she don't get her way, Smoke weed erryday
Krusty da Klown says Hey Hey!! When he's having a great day

Ive done it, I can finally rhyme all the time
Typin with 3 fingers and a lime
dont need rythym, dont need tempo
All i need is my e cigarette and Im set
I would totally buy weed off Johnny Chimpo
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sat, 09 May 2015 02:11:36 EST MhCTptFu No.24985 Reply
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Just
Found
some MOTHERFUCKIN WEED
oh yeah I found what i lost cuz now i NEED
To get SKYHIGH like my life depended on it
Grabbed my briar and Stuffed the chronic in it
So hAI feeln like idontFUKKNkno
Bout to go blow up like like a cholo
Pikachu eats to many rollos
NOw Plz excuse boo therez some sleepin hes got to do
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sat, 09 May 2015 02:50:44 EST MhCTptFu No.24986 Reply
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>>24852 Also yakman, you are an eternal legend of /nc/

NEVER LEAVE US

I know Im modest, but lets be honest
My rappin skills for a skinny wyte boy iz off the charts, its like lyrical farts
If I hold em in its like i sin so i give in
I do it all without a beat, dont even need to compete
This the only place I can let loose like a goose on the juice
Good news i finally stopped drinkin, it took alot of deep thinkin
Gotta thank my lady, without her I'd be dead or crazy
You guys enjoi my rhymes and post your own, itd be crazy to flow n rhyme over the phone to the dialtone while stoned chompin on chicken bones
Gotta stop the nitrous its causin me shakey hands, I'd rather harvest my own adrenal glands, then go conquer sum foreign landz with my own bare hands as i set fire to the sands
Going back to nothing but weed n nicotine feels like a dream
this is wut they mean when you feel clean
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Fri, 15 May 2015 21:27:36 EST MhCTptFu No.24990 Reply
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I stand corrected a lil dejected
My dealer from his crystal castle been ejected
Traphouses popped up, suddenly erected
Ruining the landscape flooded with rocks
Goddamn chickenheads wanna suck ma cox
Im done, aint goin back, to that hood, rather sign up for iraq
I wont do crack, been there done that
nothin special, i"d rather eat a rat
Crack gave me a miniature heart attack
Good thing i got spice, its not great but it aint nice ad it sure beats crack or even ice (tried twice, not nice, rather smoke rice)
Time to pay the price
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sun, 17 May 2015 12:32:53 EST MhCTptFu No.24991 Reply
Yeahhhh that shits the devil
NEVAr Again
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sun, 17 May 2015 13:56:17 EST MhCTptFu No.24992 Reply
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Srsly, thought I was gonna die
Mere seconds passed by
It was just the high
Fuck spice
Flushed it down the toilet
Ain't doin that again

Done with weed too, fuck it all
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Mon, 18 May 2015 23:50:55 EST MhCTptFu No.24994 Reply
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Yeah some and 8th of chronic, fuck the fake shit, got some 24mg nic eliquid thats what im talkin about! Feeling toasted, nicely toasted
I feel way better than I did when I smoked spice (it made me think there was an earthquake wtf)
got some of this suicidebunny in 12mg, nd a local brand in gummy bear flavor at 24mg, its nice to switch tanks and hit different flavors while loading a bowl of real weed (seriously, next fucker who says spice is ok is gettin a knife to the throat)
Worst bad trip in my fucking life and I've tried some reall bad shit man, that wasnt my first time with spice either, but that was hell
My ecig is calming the shakes, suckerpunch does the trick
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Alice Buzzspear - Tue, 19 May 2015 17:54:50 EST r8D3aid6 No.24995 Reply
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how long can this go on for?

I wonder if this thread will reach the bump limit like the last one.
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Tue, 19 May 2015 20:42:30 EST MhCTptFu No.24996 Reply
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>>24995 This ones gonna last for awhile, this is like the 3rd since th 1st original endless tread that spanned what? 3-5 years i think
Im hitting a bong that i just poured alot ejuice into the water of
ive been emptying all my leftover juice into a single bottle (mix of 24mg, 18mg, 12mg, 6mg) its a fruity concoction of death and im about to filter weed smoke through it in my bongwater, lets see how this goes......
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Fri, 22 May 2015 09:02:44 EST MhCTptFu No.24997 Reply
Yeahhhh got a tank mod for my vape (i want thc cartomizers but this aint cali)
So i smoke smoke a bowl, hit my vape and then load a bowl of borkum riff in my briar because i cant feel this vape shit without mixing 2 24mg vials of e juice, shitfucks 48mg nic wtf? i never knew i had such a high tolerance, been smoking for quite a few years and never thought i would have such a high tolerance, my mind is boggling yo
shitfucks, this better not get expensive
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fuck you that's who - Sun, 31 May 2015 23:08:47 EST C7gJqyXl No.25002 Reply
i'm rolling down a silent hill with eyes night pennsylvania
bruises bite marks up my neck like transylvania
undead walking castlevania
and the cash won't last me long enough to save ya
so i scratch another addict up as the next added savior
vapors gaining sapience, breathe, let me see
led me bleed out what i can't and understand what i can be
don't let me need only release i find a peace in letting cuts deepen
cussing pretense like i'm cuffed pretentious snuff films for me after what
well see that depends
deep ends swallow oceans oceans swallow rock
scissors cut new sexy angles paper angels call to me a lot
cauldron boils pot smoking like an atom bomb
no adam eve splatterpainted with semen i came at er wrong
stronger than a million miligrams of fuckin adderal
a thousand ways to say i'm gonna die don't matter after all
i grab the fall raise it higher than glass up on the skyscraper
kidnapped life and stripped her down abused her cuddled i raped her
so follow me down the rabbit hole
playing cards with devils for the fun of it the fuck of its the coal
fuel
pull me down give me fuel fire ethanol
my life is less then ethical
my life is so ephemeral proverbial and twisted
you'd be thinking it was hp lovecraft scripted
with poe spinning the poetry
come with me, down the jackrabbit, whole, i wonder who could go with me?
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son of fuck you that's who - Sun, 31 May 2015 23:32:18 EST C7gJqyXl No.25003 Reply
and i still can't sleep, eyes wide open shut doth protest too much
slut to the embarassment but whats a couple pints of blood?
mice and mud, slice it up, these vices so enticin but
the bud keeps me alive what alibis can be compared as such?
i need companion touch soaking panty panting clutch me
like a demon's in the room and i don't know there's something up
but is it what it is or is it isn't what you might've viewed?
i'm done for now my sight is skewd

epe thrse are long
like my dick
and thick, hard to swallow, you gotta really feel it to understand
just like dixck
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Mon, 01 Jun 2015 00:14:01 EST MhCTptFu No.25004 Reply
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Smoking a big chunk of weed is what I need, not alright right now, wanna fight right now
Goddammit goddamit, fuck shit fuck fucking fuck!!!!
Ain't gonna talk about it...

Smoking on a big ass joint and grinding up weed for my shitty bong
Gonna be up all night long
Buzz going strong
So glad i can feel weed at all, thought spice ruined it like before
the red eyes feel nostalgic as i squint
Its exquisite
I blink, i think, of LEEKS
I hear the leek song as i hit my bong, its volume overpowers the bubbling sound of the bong
Gonna be up all night long, might makes some calls that i shouldnt and spend enough money on drugs to kill me.....An hero indeed....
i LoSt tHe GaMe......
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bukiko - Wed, 03 Jun 2015 13:36:00 EST m5e8jhj0 No.25007 Reply
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adjusting my phil collins tie
steppin out of a giant vagina and im completely dry
i flew in here on an airliner its hairless, smooth
like you know, some codeine AHHHH
blew my dick off with a shotgun like BYE BYE
tied it to a KITE KITE and watched it FLY FLY up into the SKY SKY
hope it doesnt float into a plane engine and make a whole bunch of people DIE DIe
i would CRY CRY A LITTLE and wonder WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
why i drink chyme cause im an ok guy thats a lieeee
3 ply pubic mattress, 3 cubic kilometre penis for a certain
mistresssss, so hard hardhardhard to impress
put on my nbest anal wedding dress
i identify as a fuckin messssssss piss on my eastbound yeast infection
and be like "now im travelin west"
makin love makin love to a tree, with paper breasts
papre must be the soft tissue of trees since its made from trees and its soft i guess
also tissue paper is made from paper paper paper is the best
got less brain activity than an iridescent uh
moth
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Fri, 05 Jun 2015 22:40:15 EST MhCTptFu No.25010 Reply
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Back
Back
BACK From the dead with them pills in my head, my voice is filled with dread
"We've run out of sourdough bread", are the words the jerkwad said
Bought extra weed and I got it on the cheap, the smell is super deep, let that dank smell seep into your lungs and you're just done like
toast, watching the rising sun



Got me some primo dank, whippits, vodka (cant drink though, gonna get a new tattoo) So high i cant think straight, got like 5-6 pipes loaded, been smoking so much dank its rediculous, also found tabs and some powder i forgot about
maybe ill roll tonight if i dont get my ink

Fuck the planet til it spins on
a broken axis
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bukiko - Sat, 06 Jun 2015 08:47:24 EST m5e8jhj0 No.25012 Reply
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nonsense asss motherfucker
goin to sleep like im in transylvania
i have nothing to say other than trichotillomania
got some mad gaains for ya
in the stupid ass foyer feelin sorta abrupt
got a face like an imax 2gurls1cup
no torso cause thats how i get sentimental and like life on earth
my existence is accidental
pent up sexual tension after spending 150 years tryna get my pension
fuckin in multiple dimensions, fuckin people with no chins
makin fuckin someone who doesnt exist my mission
ovum got bad news like carbon emissions
got bad news like hold on im pisssssin
how many body bags will i have slithered in
by the time i got no mo bodies to be possessssssssIN'
i cant stress enough that i got this smifff n wesson
while sniffing glue in a box tryna figure out which other box my extra life was in ill put it to my chest and then
yknowwhatim sayyyyynn
my cock is home againnnn
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - - Mon, 08 Jun 2015 00:16:04 EST MhCTptFu No.25015 Reply
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Rolled the biggest joint I could, didn't wanna light it but knew I should
puff 1 puff 2 puff 3 puff 4, I'm so stoned that I can't work the door, and super marios tellin me to go for the highscore
Pourin maple syrup on all my dvds like they got the beez disease
I just quit, smokin cigarettes, things are gettin better just gotta roll my willpower n smoke it
gotta do my best to not stroke it, cuz my cannibalistic lady in waiting aint too keen on me constantly nmasturbating
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bukiko - Mon, 08 Jun 2015 13:16:34 EST m5e8jhj0 No.25016 Reply
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she got purple skin, i got the gay gene, its a win win not a sin! stupid ass fuckin gin addled bitch u look you fell outta a clothing bin
regrettable purchase
regrettable birth
length doesntmatter as much as girth
suck my own dick 10,000 times on this earrth
die the same death with my teeth clenched to my glans it hurts
rectum like 10 biggest food flops in history heinz ez squirt
yogurt-kin rims big man who identifies as fuckin dirt
porn title economy im shit cause i always wear the same shirt i cant afford a new shirt
TOO EXPSNIVE so i gotta put my thtas what she said t on layby til i die a serf never receiving my stupid ass shirt
if i die its like surfs up!! nerf war 2016 world cup!!
cheques from you know what deep sea fishing with myyyy cokckckc
so series is hot i got......some knots, but not a lot
lsot it cause it have no jockstrap to call my own WHY DIDD TRUCKERS GRIDLOCK
BUZZFEED RAP 10 15 20 things you can do with an MRAP
drive over an ied drive over another ied repeat after me drive over one another ied
cut ties at the gap while suckin on an ied labial folds where my eyes should be cause its the land of the free
im dead cause thats who i wanna be, 333 years old settin fire to your christmas tree
pppppppppbbbbbbbddddddddeeeeeeee
think of 1 world oneder you'd wanna see
mines andre the giant or crazy taxi
got an economics degree in taxonomy
i know how to pay my taxes but not how to commmit suicide efficiently
not that i even want to anyway my testes were playable characters but since been reduced to npc
i cant love myself unconditionally but i really love honeybees
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Tue, 16 Jun 2015 02:51:15 EST MhCTptFu No.25021 Reply
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Got me a bag o weed tday
Its green as dragons r so they say
havent been gettin high but i gotta try
like that vidyagame skate or die
Blazin on my bong like its a fuckin tuba
Ooba dooba, I like to scuba too damn bad im banned in Aruba
motherfucker I'm so high, stoned off my ass, eyes like glass
She calls jimmy smalls cuz I got a big cock n balls
Always hittin me up past midnight to fool around in my backseat girl goin down down downtown
this weed i got is top notch pot, super dank on the spot
Can't stop smokin it, my chicken I gotta stop chokin it
Gotta pack dis weed away, so i can blaze it another day
Too high to care, over here anywhere underthere where ladies dare
Don't fuck with the bugbear, it'll kill ya
this weed makes my eyes hurt
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Ian Drabberkare - Tue, 16 Jun 2015 23:09:44 EST zuZQaaSx No.25022 Reply
You are all gay
Is what I say
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Trashfuck Cockface !HxWZAaPHYQ - Fri, 19 Jun 2015 16:01:59 EST DgNHCMmG No.25023 Reply
>>25022
Why I would certainly hope so! Also I'm a drunk
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bukiko - Wed, 01 Jul 2015 05:14:26 EST WvQmVMlS No.25025 Reply
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>>25022
heyheyhey yall heres what i gotta say
i like big dicks in a big way
i like big dicks on my big face
i love big dicks and ham sam i am
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sat, 11 Jul 2015 19:46:42 EST MhCTptFu No.25037 Reply
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Inthe dark
indaparkk
MUHHFUKKN BUICK SKYLARK
Represental divide deep inside make you mind go blind til you find that one thing you been missin, that sparkle that keep on glistnin
Its that thing that when you find it.....it was lookin for you too

Bout to make sum cannabutter
while i hit my fancy new glass blunt
(pic aint mine)
will post back results of butters
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John Chevingfoot - Sat, 08 Aug 2015 01:03:07 EST Y+z5+LWS No.25057 Reply
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I do not love big dicks but I am here
And not afraid
To catch some queer
Not in a violent way
Just not afraid
To chat some gay
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bukiko - Sat, 08 Aug 2015 08:06:56 EST Sgko3hTO No.25058 Reply
>>25057
you dont like big dicks but you say you aren't afraid to catch some queer
team little dick get the fuck out of town you square
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Trashfuck Cockface !HxWZAaPHYQ - Mon, 10 Aug 2015 02:34:57 EST PB1aGyZt No.25060 Reply
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>>25057
Fuck man if you're gonna be gay you gotta go all the way
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Caroline Fashfield - Mon, 10 Aug 2015 15:04:51 EST Y+z5+LWS No.25063 Reply
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>>25058
>>25060
Gettin 15 grams of DXM in this avenue
I'll suck a dick for that mothafucka and you know it's true
Don't give a flying fuck if your dad joins too
This shit for me is worth more than my golden tooth
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Fanny Bidgeman - Thu, 13 Aug 2015 10:49:54 EST Yb1Fsrao No.25064 Reply
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finally got this thing scanned, it's like the holy trinity of 420chans net character girls lol
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Fri, 14 Aug 2015 21:54:15 EST MhCTptFu No.25066 Reply
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Got the monkey off my back yo i finally did it
I put the bong down and refused to give in
Too much at stake to let the weed win
Too bad the walls are closin in....

Fixed my problem, but school still sucks
Got a shit ton of weed and all of a sudden my phone starts blowin up....goddammit
Did i mention my massive wad of cash? by not wasting my time trying to get high (seriously, takes like 10 bowls now) ive got enough cash to break my wallet and realize how much i used to burn through cash via weed, its a breakthrough for me, im gonna hold onto my weed for a bit, i need to lower my tolerance quite a bit
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Jiggly Puff - Sun, 16 Aug 2015 22:52:08 EST PB+giLMf No.25067 Reply
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>>25064
That's pretty fucking amazing. Hella dope.
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Trashfuck Cockface !HxWZAaPHYQ - Tue, 18 Aug 2015 04:44:30 EST sfReIBub No.25070 Reply
>>25064
Seen this image before somewhere, might have been here. Still adorable though
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Hugh Nendlehone - Tue, 18 Aug 2015 06:25:01 EST Yb1Fsrao No.25071 Reply
>>25070
yeah I took a photo of it once and posted it here because I didn't have a working scanner
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Mon, 24 Aug 2015 19:54:31 EST MhCTptFu No.25076 Reply
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Aight ya damn janky monkeys
Finally got wax, bout to go to space
also got herb that smells like tropical candy, juicy fruit or somthin
IM high as hell, dykey pal of mine sent me pics of the blond bitch from icarly (apparently shes obsessed with her) Nice boobs but she got a tiny ass (not my cup o tea, needs more jiggle!)

Wax hurts my throat, dont care
Thanks ya dyke, you made my day
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Mon, 24 Aug 2015 20:02:58 EST MhCTptFu No.25077 Reply
As i exhale and the puff of smoke leaves my throat
Im in a fuckin boat in a moat wearin a damn blue coat, i pull treasure from the water and im gonna buy a purple goat
Too many times i burned through dimes without takin time to bust rhymes
Enjoyin the looks im gettin from the demented nerdy girl burnin books
As my pipe clogs with resin i blame 711 for my past crystal mevvin, the number 7......
Smoke is left behind me, creeepin up the walls
please excuse me charlie, while i readjust my balls
Just another daylightm passing through the world
Enjoy the peace you have now, for the monkeys are at your door

DICKBUTT
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Mon, 31 Aug 2015 22:05:19 EST MhCTptFu No.25083 Reply
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Got nitrous, weed, mdma and a red scorpion i found lyin around (totally forgot about it, its probably 6 years old
Might roll, but i dont have all the neccesary supplies, and without pocari sweat and a few other drinks i could put myself in electrolytic shock like last time (fuckin sucked not worth it) the purity on the mdma is great though (wont touch the red scorp tab tho, dont trust it)
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Mon, 31 Aug 2015 23:37:19 EST MhCTptFu No.25084 Reply
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oh forgot to mention, im goin to te doctor
hoping for pills pills and more pills
i need pills
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Wed, 02 Sep 2015 22:54:50 EST MhCTptFu No.25085 Reply
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Fuckydoo mcboogaloo
there it goes, this weed cant get me high anymore (just like the last bag!) and its different strains
my tolerance isnt shit, so this is spice biting me in the ass once again (time for a tolerance break before i waste all this decent weed) got my shit settled for the dr tomorrow
C'mon pills pills No whammies, Stop!
Been stressin so much about passin school lately, its driving me fuckin crazy
I need my fuckin power pills, adderall made me a zombie but it was the only way i passed highschool

pic related, 5 stabbed 4 corpses is my fuckin jam lately
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Thu, 03 Sep 2015 19:34:43 EST MhCTptFu No.25086 Reply
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Got pills, aderall to be precise
It was a bitch to get, and a measlly 1 month supply no refills til i see a shrink (which is bullshit) i need the pills now because im failing school hardcore and only have 2 weeks left out of a 10week course til my board exam (if i pass my final)
it was more than a cnote to see the doc and get the pills, not happy about it but whatevz)
10mg is good enough so i guess ive got 60 doses instead of 30 (sweet)
Coulda woulda shoulda
If i went this route the day my classes started i would be head of the class but who cares, this'll do
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Wed, 09 Sep 2015 18:33:27 EST MhCTptFu No.25087 Reply
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AIght here i go
Once Again!
Stuck in a hole gotta punch my way out
the walls are brick dont care whatch talkin bout
Breakin it down, shakin the ground
Gotta do all i fuckin can
Cuz I'm just a man
Standing alone in the darkness......

I fuckin hate school, need this stupid job already, hate these pills like I used to hate being alive (and yes it was the pills) Rrrrrrrrrr School shit!!! Fuck!!!!
It makes me wanna chainsmoke, and i aint gonna do that, so i burn through weed like my car does gas just to stay calm n level
Neeeeeeed to focus dammit
fuck!
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Tue, 15 Sep 2015 13:37:51 EST MhCTptFu No.25088 Reply
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The pills are helping but not much, its like 25% extra focus
I mean I'm pissed off enough today that i might take another 20mg to see if it helps with studying
I get a few unwanted side effects that remind me that this crutch is temporary
Gonna quit the pills n pills as soon as i get this class over with (well might be quitting weed today anyway, almost out)
Its been rough recently for me, I hope shit gets better

Tryin to get stoned, might report back with a dope rhyme
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sun, 11 Oct 2015 04:28:39 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25101 Reply
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Ohhhhh snap son1
Feelin like i been shot with kryptonite, met a lady makes me feel alright
didnt think lightning strikes twice and this one enjoys my green vice
she says she gonna work in a daze so at night she can blaze
shoop dawoop, hope this one dont turn out to be addicted to bupe
finnaly somebody dont give a damn bout my adhd

high off resin n keif scrape-ums
i hate the taste of butane
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Wed, 14 Oct 2015 23:31:44 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25120 Reply
Ive been out of weed for a bit but i dont give a shit,
6 codeine pills is what i got....they sure hit the spot....

Itchin like a bitch, think imma puke
gotta fight it because i dont wanna waste these
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Ebenezer Dussleridge - Fri, 16 Oct 2015 21:13:37 EST xolM/RNa No.25123 Reply
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I wonder how long this thread will last.

Also posting a Yakui picture in a Yakui thread.
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Trashfuck Cockface !HxWZAaPHYQ - Tue, 20 Oct 2015 05:29:33 EST v/GwBEU8 No.25125 Reply
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>>24816
You guys might wanna back up a little, Mitragyna speciosa gives you her regards
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Cyril Gudgeshit - Tue, 20 Oct 2015 19:16:08 EST xolM/RNa No.25127 Reply
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>>25125

That reminds me that I should get more Kratom.
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Fri, 23 Oct 2015 23:23:13 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25128 Reply
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Every time Ive done kratom it was like all other opiates, enjoyable then i have to puke
Kratom felt like heroin though (ive tried it once, didnt like sleepin forvernever)
you keep passing out and waking up over n over
depends on what type of kratom though, ive had some that only felt like codeine with an upper
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sun, 25 Oct 2015 05:46:01 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25129 Reply
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Aw shit
What'd I get Myself into????!!
Here i Go again
BUstin dope rhymes while im high as a kite

Not enough dollars, too many onions, goddamn son you best gimme them funyuns
Now tellme mufucker what dya know
DragonballZ just a tv show
Just a daay away from stackin more than paper
now excuse me as i exhale all this vapor
Just another nightmare in the mind of a junkie, im her imaginary hero and shes actin kinda funky
her booty imma hump it, and smoke weed from this trumpet
then like mario, these blocks imma jump it
Don't fuckin matter, nothin to say, some bitches wont like me cuz i aint pele

Well fuck those cunts, damn bimbos anyway
Fuckin stoned,
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Thu, 05 Nov 2015 22:30:20 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25130 Reply
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Yoyoyo comin off a high like an 80s tv show, here come the credits and I'm like "oh noes! cant wait for the next episode"
Next time, on dragonballZ, frieza gets defeated cuz im high as fuck, i hit him with a kamehameha blue duck
Fridgeratorrator is breakin down, my big bag of greens turns my frown upside down
Got so many pipes Im givin em away, spoon after spoon never the same cuz i've upgraded to the wax game
sellin off my games, ebayin my guns, my sexy lady got my wallet on the run

This one ain't the best but at least she blazes, got me weed and shes not against a 3some with another girl so
Shes also a nurse...fuck yeah found muh yakui
whao wtf is wong with my pc, eitther im stoned off my ass or the screen just went black as i was typing......wweird
gonna go smoke a few more bowls n watch spacebear on da youtubes
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Emma Gorringsitch - Tue, 10 Nov 2015 01:42:46 EST xolM/RNa No.25135 Reply
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Yakui is love, she is the drug muse who keeps users safe.
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sun, 06 Dec 2015 00:57:20 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25155 Reply
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Oh hell yeah, i got that thing from that guy at a place
Quarter ounce of some sativa hybrid, bought at least an ounce of this stuff so far and i still havent built a tolerance, makes me feel like yakui in this pic
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Trashfuck Cockface !HxWZAaPHYQ - Wed, 09 Dec 2015 08:34:37 EST PtUt6VPW No.25157 Reply
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>>25155
We smoke duh weed until the end of fucking time, my brutha
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Henry Wobbletun - Sat, 12 Dec 2015 03:28:51 EST BUpcHbZ2 No.25164 Reply
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Just got off, a seven day binge.
Man I feel like, I'm 'bouta unhinge.
Dog keeps barking, and I'm tired of that.
If he won't shut up, he'll taste my bat.
It's 4 AM, and I still can't sleep.
No dead dogs, but my dick I'll beat.
What the fuck, I can't get it up?
Man life sucks, when you can't even nut.
I'm tired of stims, yo' pass me that herb.
Body so polluted, you can call me Pittsburg.
Time to medicate, you know what to do.
DXM, or some kratom brew.
Welp that's all; time to nod away.
Can't forget. What are you, fucking gay?
(https://youtu.be/ZXUdBTzN0ZE)

Don't let it die fuckos.
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sat, 12 Dec 2015 12:47:54 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25165 Reply
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>>25164 I aint never gonna let anothe rbad day slip by, keepin this thread goin til I die
Because I try to stay high, all the damn time then i bust another dope rhyme
Been spendin all my cash on wax n weed, booze but no more speed, learned my lesson its not what I need
Speed kills ya dick, temporarily until ya quit and thers no quick fix for amp dick
embarrassing as hell when you fail
Thanks to stupid speed drugs then ladies dont wanna naked hug
Go fuck a thug
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Graham Sagglebidge - Sat, 19 Dec 2015 12:48:24 EST sbzzX5Mi No.25167 Reply
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Don't dip no dick
in ma mouth
Or I'mma dip my dick
In yo mouf
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Niggerlippedsquidiswho - Sun, 10 Jan 2016 04:28:44 EST t5SCxDxl No.25173 Reply
this thread is not allowed to fuckin' die
i'll be posting from the afterlife
sleeping with death
because I asked her nice
don't clap for saturn rings on it
bling is the bloody enemy
extracts the pure of potency
then pours out as remedy
through bitter extremities, these men at ease
no memories
no melodies, just something please to keep me pleased
during jeopardies
final weaponry is cocked
muhffucker got so much green it's like he came down the chimney
stole your presents and your Christmas socks
while you was talkin bout burying hatchets
he parries and blocks the ratchets
carries the ashes on him like they're fuckin bloodline
i'm bloodborne and online
high 29/49% of the time
earthier than alkaline
quieter than pantomime
mimics piss me off but I understand why they are the way they are
it's fine
when i skydive through photoshop don't ask me why I'm pre-Rastarized
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sun, 10 Jan 2016 10:33:06 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25174 Reply
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Fallin down the stairs cuz i stopped givin a fuck, smoked some loud doja and to the couch im stuck
Didnt realize how high i was til i felt the buzz
Eyes half open, time starts slopin'
Saw that new star wars flick, kylo ren is a whiny bitch
whole time at the movie my girl was on my dick, jedi mind trick
This weed so dank it makes my whole house stank
scuse me while i go help my girl make dem spacecakes
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sun, 10 Jan 2016 23:35:05 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25176 Reply
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hellls bells, shotgun shells
gotta make that paper but dont wanna have no paper trail
Jiggle jam goddamn, watch that booty slam
she got it goin on, she loves smokin chron
my eyes hurt too high to type, more later less gripe
to the store i go buy visene, get my eyes un-red ykno what i mean
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Jerry - Sun, 17 Jan 2016 05:02:49 EST u/WEbh7d No.25178 Reply
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this weed got me sloppier than the drummer called lars
so gimmie a second and lemme drop some palindrome bars

Im a racecar am i?
I prefer pie.
if i fret, fasten nets after fifi.
If i had a hi-fi...

God am i reviled, deliver: im a dog.
Go hang a salami, i'm a lasagna hog.
Golf? no, sir i prefer a prison flog.
Goldenrod-adorned log.
Rats live on no evil star.
Race fast, dammit i'm mad, t safe car.
Mika, Rza, AZ, Rakim.
satan oscillate my metallic sonatas.
swap god for a janitor, rot in a jar of dog paws.
Degas, are we not to new eras aged?
Deified.
Decaf and DNA faced.
Ya, decaf. FACE DAY.
ya pizza pizzazz, i pay.
wet sanitary rat in a stew.
oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.
a man, a plan, a canal. Panama.
a dog, a plan, a canal. Padoga.
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Wed, 20 Jan 2016 19:39:13 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25179 Reply
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Pickin up in downtown, aint no time to clown around
gimme some herb, been waitin by the curb like sengoku terb
word, its the serb, fool always has the herb
Finally shows up just as the popo drives by, pig didnt see shit but i gotta make this quick
I grab the weed and roll a fat spliff, time to do cosmic dip
Asi blaze the joint and fog my car i'm taken back to a time and place i wish i could rewind back to and start anew, oh hey fuck you
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BassMan Bob - Tue, 26 Jan 2016 10:52:06 EST jeK5A/ms No.25182 Reply
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Go outside meet a gal lookin' hella skinny
her eyes lookin like whirlwinds like they bout to be spinning
black hair to the knees voice sounding harsh and tinny
Ask me if i got some rock she saying gimmie gimme
what the hell was she thinking? i wasn't on that shit
tho i knew a bunch dudes who had been doing it
monday morning 5 o clock my doorbell ring
there she is the weird, cute asian thing
she say she real grateful and wanna pay me back
what's the one thing in life you find that you lack?
i said to her i dunno girl i'm just hella lonely
if ya wanna get high or shoot up begone b
but you wanna chop it up and chill then come see me
maybe play some video games or watch on tv
___
couple weeks later, we chilling watching movies
we be chilling at the crib smoking hella doobies
an hour into chilling she asks me touch her boobies
i'm saying chill tell me what ya trying to do please
well the shit was obvious i dunno why i asked
musta been too damn high or too deep into my flask
she say she was lonely too that's why she been smoking crack
say she been real happy lately cleaning up her act
she saying she just wanna express her gratitude
i'm like sorry for that you know i ain't mad at you
i'm just generally not that good with relationships
mostly for me it's just weird and confusing shit
but for you and right now i'm willing and able
so then we dun did it on the couch and the table
___
so now we been together for a while
nothing make me happier than seeing her smile
we been talking bout marriage tho we both underage
and we both musicians so we're below minimum wage
i wonder if doing that is just setting the stage
for a life that is life full of resentment and rage
but for now and for a while we happy and in love
may not be the smartest move but that's what love does
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Mon, 08 Feb 2016 23:54:37 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25187 Reply
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Like Inspector gadget, i got that tragic magick
Rusted blade in my hand as i charge across n make my stand
The rage inside aint quellable, as my firgerprints are left on your windpipe indelible
Stab jab stab, now your just a lifeless shell on a slab
Pulling the long con, just like seanjean, make the heist them im gone
just a fool on the wind with a dull knife, stabbin at shadows tryin to escape the gallows he faces in daily life
puts his life in the knife to fight back against the strife
Aint never gonna give up, here to stay til the final day
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Wed, 10 Feb 2016 00:08:36 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25188 Reply
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i got nothing, totally dry
yesterday was my last high
not like ima make cash any soon
Feelin a bit like Victor Von Doom
Drinkins out da question
No chance for a session
Soberiety is bout to teach me a lesson
For once i aint even mad or frustrated, maybe a lil sad
but i aint feelin bad
its 3 months til im 3 decades
Bein a stoner just aint my accolade
blazin on 15 here, took long enough so lemme be clear.......
..................
...
..........
...
. . . Bout to disappoint 1000 people





if i fail ya'll know I'll be back
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Sun, 21 Feb 2016 09:27:36 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25190 Reply
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I got some bud, an 8th of hindu kush
i went like a week without weed and the clarity was unnerving in how i could handle it , made me realize i dont need weed to help with adhd because i was at the dr and they said i have bipolar not adhd
it explains alot, im mostly manic but i have rapid cycling
dealing with this is what i gotta do, i cant even drink because i get mean thanks to my bipolar (again, explains why im no fun at parties unless im stoned instead of drunk)
ive got a new outlook on life thanks to this epiphany, ive got a 5 year plan now, shit happens
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John Duckway - Sun, 21 Feb 2016 21:31:14 EST Yb1Fsrao No.25191 Reply
>>25190
hey man that is actually great news
I hope everything turns out well for you
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Mon, 22 Feb 2016 08:32:44 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25192 Reply
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>>25191 wow thanks! its been awhile since Ive had someone send me positive vibes like that, you give me hope for tomorrow (tomorrow i start my massive detox) gonna see what i can clear out with running and cranberry juice and rehydrating with just enough water
this'll help me get back in shape, I'm seriously excited about all of it
im doin it for me and that means alot to me
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Tue, 23 Feb 2016 18:23:56 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25195 Reply
annnnnnd nevermind, i need weed to regulate my mood swings
Im just gonna take a tolerance break and no more wake n bake
Im getting some big money when i get my tax refund, so i can afford bud for a bit
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Fri, 26 Feb 2016 00:52:48 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25200 Reply
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Oh, it is, I've grown tired of this rut and I'm craving change
the fact that I've quit smoking tobacco and kept away from it (started at 12 and quit at 18) is a milestone in itself and ive done the same recently with alcohol (started at 12 and stopped at 29) I feel like I should throw in the towel with weed too
I want to start a family (which might not happen with my current lady, she loves the fact that i smoke weed and shes a total hippie) Ive done so many different highly addictive drugs that couldve killed me just by trying them and yet I didnt get hooked because all the bad shit let me down compared to weed

opium was disappointing

morphine was disappointing to the point that I overdosed waiting for the effects to kick in (i was supposed to take 60mg and instead i took 270mg) puked forever and somehow precipitated withdrawals and thought it was just a pukey cakewalk

heroin was disappointing, i smoked it in a p-lo and all it did was make me wake up and doze off over and over, so weak was the buzz despite it being blacktar

cocaine was disapointing, i liked the numbing effect but snorting a whole gram by myself gave me cocaine psychosis, not fun

Crack was actually weaker buz than coke, the taste was weird and the oil numbing my mouth wasnt half as good as coke, bellringers arent my idea of fun either

crystal meth was very boring, all i did was beat videogames for 3 days straight til i started seeing the veiw from the jeep on halo as i was driving to school, thought i was spartan 1337, even fought some elites in my house but again, weak sauce
i stopped once i felt my teeth in immense pain luckily

mdma is great though (got a vial of powder but i dont dare touch it) its not on my agenda anymore
acid is great but i havent seen any for a decade

the more i think about this shit i realize Ive grown alot mentally, if i want kids i cant be doing drugs cuz the cps will take em away immediately (fuck cps, seriously)

if i ever have a chance with the succubus from my nightmares again I'll gladly take it, i still cant stop thinking about her even though i kinda think she hates my guts, its stupid i know, but if i can go till 2020 completely sober and prove it to her that ive changed i could die a happy man

Im really gonna go through with it, im in it for the long haul
this woman kept me from killing myself, and 2 months later my uncle killed his wife before killing himself. since then anytime i get depressed i think of her and how she stopped me, i just texted her sayin how i was in a bad place and she told me to not do it, then over the next few months we got closer until her stupid bitchy friends found out and she cut it off like i was nothing, i dont hate her but way to fuck with a guys head
succubi shall do what thou wilt
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Martha Cockleshit - Sun, 28 Feb 2016 20:30:57 EST Yb1Fsrao No.25201 Reply
>>25200
30ish is a great time to settle down tbh
you can quit weed if you dropped tobacco and booze
feels weird to say shit like this in a Yakui thread
but I've enjoyed you starting this and keeping it up
so eh
keep up the good work in your life too man
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Mon, 29 Feb 2016 21:42:47 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25209 Reply
>>25201 Only time will tell if i actually wanna stop, I'm at a crossroads here
Seeing as how theres lots of strains in medical states that can regulate my rapid cycling bipolar, it seems stupid to stop using something thats saved my life countless times (seriously, if it werent for weed I'd have been dead from the meds they had me on in jr high and highschool, fuck prozac)

Ive been gaining so much insight about my choices of either total soberiety or just weed and it makes me realize i still wanna go to places like jamaica and amsterdam
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Mon, 07 Mar 2016 23:29:17 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25229 Reply
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And shoopdawhoop, realized the girl i wif is the right one for me
Even tho i'm not thinkin bout weed she gonna buy me some tree

Just the other day she got me a g-pen , so i got i fancy toy for that first inhale instead of my run of the mill resin clogged pipes (seriously need to clean my pipes ya'll) I'm gonna keep on blazing once i get this job, and i can worry about having a kid later so nothing to worry aboot, just keep smokin it!
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Thu, 24 Mar 2016 22:14:23 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25234 Reply
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Well that turned bad pretty quick, the job offer was a joke (no drugtest at hire but the pay was next to nothing for ungodly hours)

I instead got super fucking blazed after a month long break and got absolutely stupefied,
I couldnt stop fucking up my sentence structure to speak coherently, uncontrollable laughter, i was having trouble with everything; Hell, I' ve been more capable of complex tasks on strong acid compared to how useless i was that day, I was like "too high, plz leave a message" this was off of 2 bowls in that lil gpen i got, i kept doubting the craftsmanship of said gpen and got stoned out of mind......

Im stoned right now, been smoking some loud and standing in the wind on this stupid day
feeling weightless, like i could fly so high, too bad phyfe had to die

gonna be selling alot of stuff soon, my xbone, airsoft guns, paintball, ive got a ton of laptops to sell off, boggle my fuckin mind when i find shit like that.
looking into buying an rv and taking a long vacation in colorado
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Wesley Blackway - Fri, 06 May 2016 02:02:09 EST xEvNPbsI No.25250 Reply
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>>25234
Yea work sucks. I decided to work from home. Took online surveys every morning for a few hours for a couple days. Received 1000mgs of Pure Zanny powder via internet people.
Less than a week of effort, more than a year of supply.
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Yakui gon help me dai noa any day nao yall - Wed, 11 May 2016 17:44:48 EST zy/Jq/3o No.25253 Reply
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Marvel at the sheer power of her demented glower
chicks smile could wreck ur day, got resting bitch face that'll flip ur tray
Piss her off, she'll make you pay, its always like this erry day
Im off all the sauce and feelin boss, booze free is nice but weed free makin me think twice
i"m finally doin it, aint nothin screwin it
aint gonna break down n buy a bag, sold my xbone and some minimal swag
Im sacrificing weed for the things i need to succeed
making so many sacrifices like im a voodoo shaman, fuck a caste system fuck the Brahmans
tryin to get a tan til i turn bronze, man
i jus keep tellin myself "i can, I Can" then i do it all over again
might get a bike cuz my cars turned to shit, almost died on the highway
i quit
i quit

bdays in a week, gettin a new tattoo make my family freak
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Martin Worthingfoot - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 15:21:19 EST RV7rFXi5 No.25858 Reply
i miss you, OP
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ON 'THE OFF' SMITH - Tue, 28 Jan 2020 20:37:55 EST SDJFaPN1 No.25879 Reply
>>25253
Neat!
I saved that to my poetry notepad file.
It is amongst the most unorthodox there.
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Polly Goodshaw - Fri, 01 May 2020 16:17:30 EST LYXwxXmC No.25892 Reply
>>24816
AYO YAKUI GON HELP ME DAI I FUCKING LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU
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yrarbil - Wed, 24 Jun 2020 03:33:29 EST dNqlT3kR No.25912 Reply
>>24816>>24816
>I ran out of gum
>I has made a new thread
> credit score be the touch of concern from fam.
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Jarvis Senkinbene - Thu, 03 Jun 2021 21:39:07 EST /mSHUH51 No.25960 Reply
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>>24816
...what strain?
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