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Harm Reduction Notes for the COVID-19 Pandemic

food ideas that pop off in your head when youre fucked up

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- Mon, 16 Sep 2019 00:24:50 EST En98sjJM No.159867
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That actually turned out good

Popcorn Chicken Curry
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Seymour Karp - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 17:04:21 EST iJRtdZqx No.161402 Reply
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I got high and accidentally made box macaroni and cheese. I can't believe it's been noodles, dry powdered cheddar, and corn starch. I've been suckered
Adolphe Gérard - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 19:40:35 EST z1n/F/vl No.161403 Reply
How does one "accidentally" make macaroni and cheese? I'm calling shenanigans
Antoine Beauvilliers - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 21:14:32 EST iJRtdZqx No.161404 Reply
quarantine with broken fridge. In the pantry there was a bag of plain shell noodles, a carton of dried cheddar cheese and a small tub of corn starch. Threw corn oil and salt in bottom of mug, noodles, and water then nuked for 2 min. I put two spoonfuls of powdered cheese in the hot mug and swirled, but it wasn't right then. I look at the tub of cornstach and it says on the label "for thickening sauces". After a spoonful of it and swirling some more I realized how little I actually knew....

Food Help: Sandwich Edition

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- Mon, 23 Mar 2020 16:19:21 EST 7MGhtdxD No.161321
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I have this baguette and I would like to make the perfect hoagie. I have salami, roast beef, turkey, and chicken, and possibly ham. I also have a few slices of prosciutto. The prosciutto and salami are the better quality while the others are just name brand packaged lunch meat. I have baby swiss, mild cheddar, sharp cheddar, and this really posh aged white cheddar that is kinda sweet with protein crystals. As far as condiments go, I only have mustard and mayo and irish butter; I also have vinegar and olive oil. Finally, I have a really bland tomato and boring lettuce.

I would like to know the best sandwich I could make using a mixture of these ingredients. What is the best combo of meats, what is the best cheese, what condiments, what are their orderings, how should I make a condiment spread, should I toast, how should I toast?
Basically I'm calling on sandwich experts across 420chan to help me in the age of corona.
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Lancelot de Casteau - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 03:05:59 EST v9dareGd No.161393 Reply
Not so long ago America was more interested in continental identity over English. For reasons
Vincent la Chapelle - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 10:28:38 EST b7HvoiR+ No.161396 Reply
A hamburger is a specific type of ground beef sandwich, it refers to the patty not the bun or general layout
if you make the exact same thing with a piece of grilled chicken it is not a chicken burger, it is a chicken sandwich
if you made a club sandwich but used a ground chicken patty instead of a piece of breast it would be closer to a chicken burger than any piece of fried chicken on a hamburger bun

as hamburgers are an integral part of the american civil religion they understand this inherently, foreigners get it twisted
Adolphe Gérard - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 15:04:54 EST z1n/F/vl No.161401 Reply
Chips are called chips because they look like fucking chips, chips are flat circular disks. When have you ever had French fries look like poker chips my man?
This is a pointless argument because you britbong fuckers will never learn to speak proper english

Recent Meals #13 Food You've Found On The Ground Edition!

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!9ewYjBc0iU - Tue, 03 Mar 2020 03:03:52 EST 59V8xxVV No.161145
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Holy shit, boys we've done it again. 500 posts and almost exactly a year to cap it. As we continue forever in our need as human beings to eat, we also continue forever here. Posting our edible concoctions for the world to see delicious or atrocious. No food is too rank or, adversely, delicious to tarnish the walls of this imageboard.

Oh yeah, and for this thread post pictures of food you find on the ground. You don't have to eat it, but just snap a picture if you happen to see while you're walking around.

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[name redacted] !h55/E7mIo6 - Tue, 31 Mar 2020 13:07:34 EST 6UhYJC4F No.161398 Reply
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What's the difference?

Also I had ice cream Tonight. Vanilla, then I dollop some Nutella over it, then Ice Magic, the sprinkles. The Nutella under the ice magic is really good, because you've got the hard outer shell, and then the creamy Nutella underneath, as well as the crunchy sprinkles

Most delicious food

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- Fri, 16 Aug 2019 00:20:06 EST QIAEsoBa No.159511
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If you could eat the most delicious possible food/dish etc, something that really stands out use your imagination, what would it be? to have the best Possible munChie experienfe you can just keep eating. For me maybe creamy curried vegetable soup, or a super creamy lasagna. Or homemade hamburger with bunch of dressing shit. For drinks apPle juice of course not the concentrated shit..
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Rashma Beharry - Sun, 01 Mar 2020 14:59:08 EST VV4G9RB0 No.161134 Reply
I put acona hot sauce on a banana sandwich once, was pretty good, but I've never done it since then.
Rick Moonen - Sun, 01 Mar 2020 15:32:28 EST dwr2t88o No.161135 Reply
I want to try banana ketchup but I have no idea what it would put it on other than fries

chicken nougats

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- Fri, 21 Jun 2019 03:29:28 EST mCRO3QCK No.159005
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chicken nougats
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Madame Mérigot - Sat, 28 Mar 2020 21:10:57 EST ufZRNRA0 No.161374 Reply
>Some people like cupcakes better.
>I for one care less for them!
Also you:
>pooting forth a quarter ounce green rosette near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of your own design
>Some people... some people like cupcakes Exclusively, while myself, I say
>There is naught nor ought there be nothing
>So exalted on the face of god's grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

Nah. I've had nice cupcakes but they're ones where the frosting isn't just tasteless sugar and/or they had other ingredients added to give them kick. They're definitely mediocre as cakes go.

Stir Crazy

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- Thu, 26 Mar 2020 01:59:18 EST YNRUG5hC No.161350
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This is a thread for everyone to post their favorite homemade recipes during quarantine.

What meals has everyone been putting together?
Duff Goldman - Fri, 27 Mar 2020 06:08:34 EST d+O2dWeP No.161358 Reply
I tried making a pot pie out of frozen vegetables and gravy. It turned out okay but I'm probably going to use cream of mushroom soup next time.

Probably try and make an ox tail soup later this week. I want pho but the only good places out here are sit down. If I just make a broth and don't put barley in then eat it with rice it will be filling and have some of the same taste.
Paula Deen - Sat, 28 Mar 2020 18:06:44 EST bnDwnI8O No.161369 Reply
Just started putting together some soy sauce; I have a shitload of soy beans so can probably make a few different kinds. Probably adding garlic and chilli to the mix.
If the world doesn't end then by the time they're ready I'll have home-grown soy beans, garlic and chillies too. I'm going to be experimenting a lot with fermenting alcohol, sauerkraut and sauces this year. If all goes well I'll hopefully be doing the whole process from seed to final product for all of them.

Organs breaking down capsules

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- Sat, 28 Mar 2020 07:24:10 EST ahQN1wNj No.161367
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When pepol Eat Heavy Foods or complete meals, grains etc. the organs have to work hard to break it down and the bodys energy goes extra hard to the organs / stomach ... but what about capsules with powdered herbs and stuff in it, does the organs have to work anything when those break down in the stomach compared to a regular food meal? if the organs work 500% when eating food how much % you Think regular capsules are in Komparison?
Paula Deen - Sat, 28 Mar 2020 17:59:14 EST bnDwnI8O No.161368 Reply
They potentially have to work harder as it's a chemical breaking-down, not a physical one (which your teeth do, not your organs) but swallowing them like that may mean they don't mix properly with saliva, which is also part of the digestion process.

Worst restaurants

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- Sat, 01 Feb 2020 23:51:50 EST ZdOFnQM0 No.160888
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Whats the worst restaurant you'gve ever ate at?
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Antoine Beauvilliers - Thu, 12 Mar 2020 09:59:30 EST 7smKBVuw No.161224 Reply
Not a restaurant, but a delivery service. The cook/delivery man allegedly soaked the burger patties in pickle juice, reducing them to mush. He went out of business a month later.
Cat Cora - Thu, 12 Mar 2020 14:00:05 EST DiLHS8i0 No.161225 Reply
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One of those restaurants where your whole table shares a hibachi and you just order raw meat, seafood, veg, etc. the grill in the middle of the table was this small absolutely non-functional thing and nothing cooked right, and I’m pretty sure the squid we ordered was spoiled. The place was absolutely dead and this was peak hours on a weekend too. They closed after like a month of being there.

Extra shitty part was that they replaced my favorite Mexican place, where my brother and I knew all the staff and would get great treatment and free margaritas when we came in for a hangover lunch on the weekends. Man, they got sad as they declined too. We started getting more and more preferential treatment as the rest of the customer base started to abandon them, but the food, which was originally the best in town, just kept getting worse. The death rattles of that restaurant might be 2nd worst to the hibachi place.

That building is now an ice cream place that hosts kids parties and stuff and now they’re thriving lol.
Chef Wan - Wed, 25 Mar 2020 13:03:36 EST vD1+76Us No.161345 Reply

Sucks. There's this super good Asian place in my town that primarily cooks Philippine and Vietnamese food, but they never seem very busy so I worry about them not making it. I need to make a point to get out there more often, but now with this dumb virus smegg going on I can't even go. The one lady that usually waits on me is super nice too, and I would feel so bad if they went under.

Groceries Thread

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- Tue, 17 Mar 2020 16:25:38 EST 8jhkEV17 No.161276
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Sup all,

This thread is for grocery discussion. Feel free to share things you typically purchase, or what you are able to purchase in these trying times. I just had to visit three different places to secure eggs, meat, and bread. Now I know why my great grandmother who grew up in the great depression hoarded food in her home all her life. Seems we are a lazy spoiled generation waking up to the necessity of the agricultural supply chain.

Anyway, how are you all faring? Everyone got a full fridge and pantry? Anything you are particularly unable to locate? I couldn't find any rice anywhere, which was sad. Got me some beans and pasta though.
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Koumei Nakamura - Tue, 24 Mar 2020 12:00:32 EST zp05pSeK No.161334 Reply
We've been getting food from Whole Foods through Amazon and it's like that episode of King of the Hill where Hank tries the hippy co-op food and is like "if this is food, what the hell have we been eating all these years?" Everything is way more flavorful than the stuff we normally get.
Alexandre Étienne Choron - Wed, 25 Mar 2020 08:43:02 EST EYTLQcVp No.161344 Reply
I can still get most things I normally get with a few exceptions like banana's and some frozen stuff.

Shopping is a real chore though. I don't mind keeping a good distance from other people, but when some dumbfuck needs 10 minutes to decide which pasta sauce to buy I ignore the distance rule and just grab what I need and move on like a normal person.
Of course it doesn't help that most grocery stores here are kinda small and cramped.


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- Sat, 08 Feb 2020 11:55:38 EST dWTags2t No.160950
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hey you ever look up in a tree and are like "man I wanna eat that fuckin' bird?"

I wonder what the person who tried chicken thought.
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Alex Guarnaschelli - Mon, 23 Mar 2020 13:28:08 EST v9dareGd No.161319 Reply

how do women menstruate without a guy fucking them?

unfertilized eggs are bird periods
Frédy Girardet - Mon, 23 Mar 2020 18:03:37 EST 8jhkEV17 No.161326 Reply

lol you stupid motherfucker. google "ovum" then come back
Rick Moonen - Tue, 24 Mar 2020 15:14:04 EST ufZRNRA0 No.161339 Reply
Thanks so much for giving me a laugh.

While you're learning how this shit works here's some more knowledge for you. We bred and domesticated chickens. Therefore we bred for faster egg laying rate. Some species are rapid layers, some make better meat, there's all arounders used by smallholders but not industrial farming. Laying eggs as often as chickens do would be a huge burden in the wild but we feed them to ensure they can maintain that rate of output.

Very little about chickens is wild. They are dumb fucking shits. We bred them to be stupid and pliant and fat. There's still a tiny bit of dinosaur in them and they can skeletonise a mouse in seconds but even their half wild bantam cousins are fucking hopeless.

Melba Toast

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- Sun, 22 Mar 2020 15:38:00 EST 7MGhtdxD No.161313
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Remember when melba toast was all the rage?
Alex Guarnaschelli - Mon, 23 Mar 2020 13:29:44 EST v9dareGd No.161320 Reply
Its just fuckin bad toast is what it is.

damn australia, you can do better. neenish tarts. kangaroo pies, lamingtons

its a good cullinary history. only problem is that damn pavlova from new zealand


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- Wed, 05 Feb 2020 13:20:52 EST /5oeRgpT No.160917
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basic Butter Tofu

Getchoo som fuckin garam masala
and like
a can of tomatos. but like a big one.
and some butter. good butter.
also a thing of cashews. gonna need those
and a red onion
and a hyper firm tofu

make sure your cashews are like, cooked. roasted style.
cook up like, some of that garam masala in a fat wad of butter
and some onion.
throw them tomato in there.
okay, now when it's hot, make it cool.
then throw that shit in the blender with that cashews. make it homogenous.
fry up some tofu pieces so they have little brown parts on there.
now mix the tofu and the gravy
put that shit on some rice
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Thomas Edwards - Sun, 22 Mar 2020 00:14:56 EST buyHWz0h No.161311 Reply
I can drink him under the table and still be sober enough to fuck his ass and cook him breakfast

I think im gonna give up on soda.

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- Tue, 11 Feb 2020 15:26:46 EST W7MjrdJa No.160983
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It's evil for teeth and causes teeth erosion. How do i mentally do this? I dropped orange and apple juice.
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Rick Bayless - Thu, 05 Mar 2020 06:59:27 EST It3C0mHQ No.161155 Reply
I do the same but use the leftover orange peels as a filter, get on my level.

Sometimes I put the used coffee grounds in my brew because apparently some people use waste products to add "flavour" to their drinks.
Gaston Acurio - Sat, 21 Mar 2020 20:02:05 EST VsR2GKCh No.161310 Reply
orange peel, tofu and almond meal into a flourless orange cake

Homemade sparkling water

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- Sat, 31 Aug 2019 22:32:06 EST tKYlP0dz No.159691
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How can you make bubbly water/carbonated water without a gay soda stream machine? Also is carbonated water "bad" in any way? Does commercial sparkling mineral waters you get in store have a soda chemical compound I think, and that variant is not good to ingest. Is homemade sparkling water same as that soda shit?
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Carme Ruscalleda - Thu, 05 Sep 2019 20:44:58 EST q9LXzTwv No.159744 Reply
You can put a small amount of yeast and sugar in the water and put it in a pressure-safe container. It's gonna look and taste horrible, but carbonated water it will be.

If you don't want to buy one of those machines you can get a CO2 cylinder, regulator, and some PET bottles and an adapter (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01K4GGYT0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_nTACDb9RSTZMD). Look on craigslist your can usually find used cylinders pretty cheap, might be able to find a regulator too.

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