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james by Yutaka Ishinabe - Sun, 18 Feb 2018 22:40:00 EST ID:V6Py2RjG No.154424 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Lets make food buddy
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Claude Troisgros - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 09:03:00 EST ID:X2BK/wvI No.154483 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154424
I'll start the browned eggs.
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Alain Passard - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 10:40:43 EST ID:KI9siIJe No.154484 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154483
i'll suck cock to procure them


Dietary Strategies by Geoffrey Zakarian - Thu, 08 Feb 2018 23:20:58 EST ID:RmoUZmWO No.154321 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello /nom/,

In this day and age we have more information available to us regarding nutrition, food quality/safety, and so forth. And we are all doing what we can to try to have a healthy diet, with other life-factors considered of course. I am curious what are some dietary strategies you guys employ, and maybe discuss the motivations for them.

I have a few things I am playing around with to see how it works for me or doesn't:

>no soda
>no red meat (except special/rare occasions, like a friend makes a special dish or you get a chance to eat elk or something)
>every time you eat food, consider the time/effort it would take to harvest/prepare that food. for each day/meal, do not exceed what you yourself would reasonably be able to harvest/prepare

so far these focus areas have helped me to lose some weight and start eating more nutritious meals. what do you guys do?
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Elijah Joy - Tue, 20 Feb 2018 17:52:20 EST ID:rRveWixC No.154437 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154433

pedofatfrog might have just actually surpassed stimlion in terms of shitpost faggotry
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Michel Bras - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 07:32:24 EST ID:hKKhZQH8 No.154441 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154433
Why, dude why.. now we have to make a new name for you. Pedo food goblin frog posting fagit.
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Michel Guérard - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 12:31:33 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.154442 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154441
Food froblin?
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Alexandre Étienne Choron - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 15:19:51 EST ID:gwccFEMl No.154443 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154428
>Calorie counting is the basis of dietary propaganda
lol what. calorie counting isn't the be all end all of dietary considerations,but it certainly has it's place, especially if your goal is weight loss (which is what the guy you're replying to is talking about). i lost 50 lbs myself and have kept it off for 13 years now, mostly because of counting calories. i still eat junk/fast food and stuff, but i watch how much. i probably don't have the healthiest arteries or kidneys (i smoke and drink a lot too), but despite having a non-ideal metabolism i manage to maintain a normal weight because of calorie counting.

tl;dr - if your goal is simply to lose weight, calorie counting absolutely matters.
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Claude Troisgros - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 09:01:32 EST ID:X2BK/wvI No.154482 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154443
If your goal is to lose weight, calorie counting is only important inasmuch as weight loss pills, cigarettes, and stimulants are, which is to say only if you don't mind being unhealthy. They'll all get you to lose weight, but if you're only trying to lose weight exclusively for vanity than you may as well save yourself the trouble and buy a girdle, fatty


Recent Meals #9 by Yakuiwiggly - Sun, 19 Nov 2017 22:42:40 EST ID:XiUh33qu No.153700 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It's time! Tonight I made butterflied fried chicken with fries and fancy sauce. What you got?!
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Ferran Adrià - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 14:52:22 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.154472 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154471
You ate the man's life and you're just posting about it all blasé? What the fuck Chig
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Madame Mérigot - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 16:18:37 EST ID:/SFIw3v6 No.154474 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154471
Chik fil chiggin is so good.
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Ina Garten - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 16:58:37 EST ID:yU/V4d0T No.154475 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154470
> it's not actually happening on anyone's table
I'm gonna roll one up now just because you said this
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Rokusaburo Michiba - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 18:27:43 EST ID:e/xOWTlt No.154476 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154475
Enjoy being a tiny flying creature (who have trouble with a lot of wind spells) with no vision beyond 40 feet. I think it'd be fucking hilarious in the right campaign, you cast fog cloud to exploit your blind sight and then the gust of wind that clears it send you off on your merry way.

It's funny that you could use a great sword when a halfling cannot though.

I imagine though, when you're bored of it in 3 sessions one of the party members can mistake you for a real mcchicken and eat you thus allowing you a reroll.
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Charles Durand - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 04:15:04 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.154481 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154476
>one of the party members can mistake you for a real mcchicken
I can't see that being a problem unless they happen to find a McDonalds.


Hot Sauce Thread by Keith Cholewinski - Fri, 13 Oct 2017 14:13:58 EST ID:v6aP6g8j No.153444 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Post your favorite hot sauces. Pic is 357, the hottest sauce I like to eat. It has a delicious flavor, but it's fleeting because the heat quickly overtakes the flavor and because you can't use more than a drop or two without making food too hot.
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Spike Mendelsohn - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 03:51:52 EST ID:+NJAlw4Q No.154467 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154466
Which ones are your favorites? I know I asked about specific bands but I didn't ask which ones are your favorites I don't think.
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Rokusaburo Michiba - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 18:30:08 EST ID:e/xOWTlt No.154477 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154458
What we know about your high school math teacher
>listens to metal and bands on the periphery of that scene. But probably not periphery, that'd make a lame hot sauce.
>probably smokes weed or did once and remembers it fondly
>Good sauce?
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Masahiko Kobe - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 03:31:01 EST ID:ucYLGzQP No.154478 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>154467
Honestly, I may be bias but I honestly think they're all individually good and have unique flavor profiles that it all comes down to what flavor you want/the dish you have and personal taste, they're honestly all good and I always keep them all in rotation. So here's a quick run down of each band's hot sauce;
Venomous Maximus - blackberry worstershire
Amplified Heat - smoked jalapeños
Flaming Lips - pineapple habanero
Orange Show - spicy BBQ sauce with orange zest
Fu Manchu - mustard
Goatwhore - black pepper
High on Fire - habanero (which has a natural sweetness but obviously strong heat)
EyeHateGod - honestly forgot its exact flavor, other than it being one of, if not, the hottest out of all of them.

>>154477
I don't know exactly what you mean by periphery, as he's not exactly on the outside of this scene as he's clearly making these sauces with these bands' permission, artwork, style, trademark, or whatever you want to call it. But also, he has a metal band himself (his is Venomous Maximus) while I will admit probably not the biggest name on the sauce list but they're all connected to him by being friends and/or gone on tour with the bands like EHG, High on Fire, and I know he went to school with people from Butthole Surfers and Steven Drozd from Flaming Lips.

so yes, he probably still smokes weed lol
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Masahiko Kobe - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 03:32:22 EST ID:ucYLGzQP No.154479 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154478
but if I had to choose 2, it'd be Flaming Lips and Fu Manchu
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Guy Savoy - Sat, 24 Feb 2018 03:48:51 EST ID:e/xOWTlt No.154480 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154478
Should have said
>Periphery of the genre.
There's multiple music festivals in which half those bands have played over the years. The other half probably wouldn't fit in, but if they did end up on the lineup they'd probably still draw a crowd.


Fermentation thread by Joseph Favre - Tue, 05 Dec 2017 15:04:48 EST ID:LJT3bH/C No.153792 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Post fermentation related things.

Check out this quite interesting video series from fermentation in PRC.
https://youtu.be/M4elw9rIs9Y
Sandor Katz' "The art of fermentation" is also a very good encyclopedic book in case you are interested of the subject.
Pic related. My first batch of sauerkraut.
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Michel Guérard - Sat, 10 Feb 2018 09:05:18 EST ID:0HDlmhug No.154335 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>154302
Dank man. Let me know how it goes. It doesn't take too long to preserve dem lemons, so the turnover is pretty quick.

You probably know all this already, but it's the rind that you gotta use. The flesh part doesn't impart that zesty hit after it's been preserved.

I recommend finely dicing it and adding it into some couscous, coriander, rapeseed oil (or thick oil equivalent) and a good pinch of salt and pepper. Some olive too if you feel like it, but i'm not really an olive kind of guy.
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Raymond Oliver - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 12:28:52 EST ID:chc+ySwm No.154451 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>154030
After a month in lagering it was time to bottle. Brownish color but we'll see what the final color will be after bottle conditioning.
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Raymond Oliver - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 12:29:43 EST ID:chc+ySwm No.154452 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>154451
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Raymond Oliver - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 12:30:58 EST ID:chc+ySwm No.154453 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>154452
Now I'll leave it in room temperature for about two weeks to carbonate(added 130 grams of sugar) and then it's time to chill and drink
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Bobby Flay - Fri, 23 Feb 2018 15:54:05 EST ID:XiUh33qu No.154473 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154453
Fuck yeah homebrewing. I'm in beer city and it seems like every other person I know brews beer, but I've never tried my hand personally. Tried making wine once, but it tasted horrible afterwards.


cheese on bread by Raymond Oliver - Sat, 11 Feb 2017 10:18:36 EST ID:x5VpSLcJ No.151080 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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what do y'all do to mix up your grilled cheese

i fry up some mushrooms and throw them inside with some basil pesto
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Jose Garces - Thu, 17 Aug 2017 00:07:26 EST ID:ad/OHElj No.152971 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>151080
I add peanut butter.
nb for great shame.
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Johann-Carl Leuchs - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 22:45:45 EST ID:chjONHZj No.154397 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>151124
this made me feel dirty
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Jamie Oliver - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 00:15:54 EST ID:ucYLGzQP No.154398 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>151080
freshly grated irish cheddar on a buttered up sourdough
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Rashma Beharry - Mon, 19 Feb 2018 01:47:32 EST ID:rRveWixC No.154425 Ignore Report Quick Reply
cant forget about cheese crisps nigga
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Ted Allen - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 23:22:49 EST ID:+1iTmShj No.154465 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Tomato, brown mustard, ham with a sharp cheese.

some type of fruit jam, apple slices with a milder cheese.

Adding something liquidy like mustard or jam is underrated.


How can I make my breakfast burritos more delicious by Alain Passard - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 09:48:20 EST ID:lqpqEDsk No.154385 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hello /nom/. I've been making breakfast burritos recently. What I like to do is bake some potato, onion, and bell pepper, and mix all that up with about a dozen scrambled eggs. Then I take ten tortillas, add some cheese, and put it all together. The end product is ten days worth of breakfast burritos. Combine that with some fruit and yogurt and you have a healthy full breakfast.

My question is, how can I make the burritos more delicious? Right now the ingredient that does the heavy lifting in these burritos is the cheese. Without that, these poor things would probably be pretty bland. Thanks for any advice, mangs.

>pic related is the feeling of me eating one of my burritos
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Sidoine Benoît - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 10:17:12 EST ID:tGJKkhAd No.154450 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154447
I helped as much as you did. Sorry I hurt your feelings, though.

Even if we take your claim of "healthier than drive thru breakfast burrito" as true, it still does not make it "healthy". There's a large gap between the two, and you don't know how OP cooked the food or where the ingredients come from.

>complacent over sanitation/food safety
It's ironic you say this, given OP is eating 10 day old food.
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Hubert Keller - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 18:51:39 EST ID:21RzWgZE No.154461 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154450
Please school us in the art of healthy eating so that we may take better control of our lives. How would you make a healthy breakfast burrito based of of eggs, cheese, potatoes, onion, and peppers?? That's what this board should be about. Instead of shooting people down for the sake of showing your superiority.
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Hubert Keller - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 18:55:34 EST ID:21RzWgZE No.154462 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154450
To me it looks like OP is making an attempt at "meal prepping", and the fact that he is asking people for advice, shows me someone who isn't complacent. Just maybe a bit naive if he is not freezing for long term storage.
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Andrew Zimmern - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 20:40:34 EST ID:PfB+RMNh No.154463 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154446
In my experience soyrizo is one of the more expensive and less delicious brands of sounds based chorizo. My local store stopped stocking other brands though so it suffices
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Ted Allen - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 23:15:42 EST ID:+1iTmShj No.154464 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154461
>Healthy burrito
bit of an oxymoron, innit? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


soda alternatives by Marcus Samuelsson - Fri, 19 May 2017 13:45:53 EST ID:q4VSoqjw No.152275 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Soda is so disgustingly processed and sugary I don't know why I still drink it. Sometimes I would buy regular Rockstar or Redbull because they just taste better. Not as overly sweet. Then these guys enter this picture. Tried a bunch of them, the grapefruit and kola were great, other ones also pretty good but you can taste the retarded sweetener they put in. I don't want that shit! I was the refreshing carbonated drink like soda but more "grown up."

So I'm thinking, what is good to mix with carbonated water to make something that tastes less sweet, less artificial, and in general better than typical soda? Maybe even a little bitter. I'm just sick of drinking this garbage soda made to hook children.

I need a go to custom carbonated drink for while I'm high.
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Alain Senderens - Thu, 25 Jan 2018 22:10:29 EST ID:1HNXTWN5 No.154258 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154069

People at work drink this stuff like it's liquid crack for some reason. Carbonated/Sparkling water tastes gross to me, though, so I steer clear of it. I would rather drink filtered water than cans of that crap.
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Joël Robuchon - Fri, 09 Feb 2018 12:11:25 EST ID:ci54O6Tw No.154325 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>152275
I'm a fan of tonic and lime. Good luck convincing people there's not gin in it, though. Maybe that's just because I"m a drunk and everybody knows it. And there's often gin in it.

But if I can't drink at a bar, that's my go-to. TOnic and lime. Or tonic and cranberry. I love the taste of quinine.
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Marc Forgione - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 01:01:45 EST ID:ucYLGzQP No.154363 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154250
while that is true, for some, LaCroix has gone on record on it being fruit rinds. Probably don't want to put that on the can since rinds are seen as trash? idk
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Sidoine Benoît - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 19:23:59 EST ID:tGJKkhAd No.154445 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154363
I'd rather know I'm drinking grapefruit rinds or whatever than some mystery flavoring (which could possibly be beaver butts), but maybe that's just me.
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Tyler Florence - Thu, 22 Feb 2018 05:05:14 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.154449 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154445
>some mystery flavoring (which could possibly be beaver butts)
All the water you drink has been in blood, piss and shit at some point. Most likely including that of a beaver.
Why is one isolated chemical extract really any worse?


What are legal condiments for Pop Tarts? by Bernard Loiseau - Sun, 11 Feb 2018 20:22:49 EST ID:WGTsd7/y No.154354 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>I woke up this morning, feeling famished.
>I feel like grabbing a fresh Wheat Bagel, with some garlic & creamcheese spread.
>Walked downstairs to see my roommate had taken over the space that occupies my toaster.
>Not a big deal, I'll make a pot of coffee and use the toaster when hes finished.
>Grind some beans, fill the craft with water... etc.
>Toaster pops.
>Friend grabs poptarts.
>Strawberry, with frosting.
>Flips over the tarts.
>Grabs a knife and the largest wad of butter I have ever seen.
>Slathers that shit over a single tart.
>Like a knife-full of butter on one pop tart.
>Is this even legal?

We've been fighting about this all day, why would anybody need butter on a pop-tart?
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Gaston Acurio - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 20:27:00 EST ID:VMkDpVsD No.154396 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Instead of making a sandwich with bread, use a pop-tart!
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Adolphe Gérard - Thu, 15 Feb 2018 04:58:16 EST ID:e/xOWTlt No.154400 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154395
You get his point though. Butter is pretty much just fat, peanut butter has a strong taste of its own beyond "cow grease".

>>154391
If he's capable of human interaction then he's no you-know-who it was just that sort of vile diet choice.
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Wolfgang Puck - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 15:03:30 EST ID:8eaqa6FP No.154417 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154395
you sound like one of those gym enthusiasts who "taught themself" nutrition. Going on about fucking nutella and fad nonsense, jesus christ.
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Wolfgang Puck - Sat, 17 Feb 2018 15:45:50 EST ID:8eaqa6FP No.154418 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154395
you sound like one of those gym enthusiasts who "taught themself" nutrition. Going on about fucking nutella and fad nonsense, jesus christ.
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Curtis Stone - Wed, 21 Feb 2018 04:35:25 EST ID:VMkDpVsD No.154440 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154400
Yeah, that is literally a completely juvenile way to eat. Infants are born only driven to like the taste of sugar, fat and glutamate, appreciating more complex flavors is what makes people know how to eat properly. Just look at how mcdonals targets kids, that goes hand in hand with cramming sugar, fat and the sodiums into everything (and with acclimation carying over into adulthood).

>>154417
>>154418
I have taught myself food fundamentals. But from getting deeply interested in cooking, not from excercising, why would I need to obsess over going to the gym if I eat methodically? If you feel the need to frame learning nutrition like that, as if it's wrong, I've also never devoutly embraced any specific "diet", and that's the first thing that makes people wrong about nutrition, swallowing particular packages of opinions on it blindly.


poppy seed recipes that use tons of poppy seeds by Raymond Oliver - Mon, 08 Jan 2018 21:59:50 EST ID:gwccFEMl No.154083 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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so i recently bought 3 lbs, used like half to make PST but it was bunk. so now i'm looking for poppy seed recipes that use as much poppy seed as possible.

my first thoughts were poppy seed cakes or bagels but they both dont use enough poppy seeds i found. what are some poppy seed recipes that use ass loads of poppy seeds?

pic related seems like it would. but i'm interested in other suggestions as well.
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Masahiko Kobe - Fri, 02 Feb 2018 09:49:24 EST ID:QyeOJWfn No.154292 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154231
The greatest board in this quadrant of 420chan perhaps, captain.
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Robert Irvine - Sun, 04 Feb 2018 18:18:13 EST ID:RmoUZmWO No.154303 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154292

do you mean sector...?
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Michel Guérard - Sat, 10 Feb 2018 09:12:56 EST ID:0HDlmhug No.154336 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>154231
/nom/ has always been pretty decent, aside from the obvious extreme tangents, occasionally (borderline often) people actually make a good effort with food.
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François Vatel - Tue, 13 Feb 2018 17:11:56 EST ID:XiUh33qu No.154373 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>154303
The lifestyle boards are essentially the delta quadrant of the 420chan universe.
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Anne Burrell - Wed, 14 Feb 2018 02:17:35 EST ID:jAtWRMnx No.154381 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154231
This is not that difficult to make you dweeb


I need simple recipes give me naow. Please. by Koumei Nakamura - Wed, 24 Jan 2018 01:14:29 EST ID:JGG5FbcD No.154234 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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What's your most simple yet delicious recipes?
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Chen Kenichi - Sat, 27 Jan 2018 13:07:59 EST ID:EWp1UAng No.154268 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154263
Nice try [name redacted]
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Carme Ruscalleda - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 01:16:17 EST ID:mFuEqNat No.154270 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i call it "bacon squash". the biggest downside of bacon squash is that it makes enough for two people (in theory)... the other downside is you need to use a peeler to peel the squash because you WILL cut yourself if you try to do it with a knife lol. that aside, peelers are cheap, and bacon is delicious.

get yourself a butternut squash small-to-medium and at least four strips of thick cut bacon. heat the oven to 375 F / 190 C. cut the squash into rough 2cm pieces or about the size of a testicle. put parchment paper (Al foil if you must but parchment works better) on a baking sheet, spread all the squash pieces on the paper (they should cover it in 1 layer), lay the bacon strips over the squash, and stick the whole thing in the oven for about 45 minutes or until the bacon looks golden brown. if you did it right the squash will be soft and brown on the bottom and the bacon will be delicately crispy.

protip: use a cell phone flashlight to look in the oven without opening it all the way if you're not sure. i've never actually timed it >.>
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Michel Bras - Sun, 28 Jan 2018 14:23:24 EST ID:1BeLZ2O1 No.154275 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154268
I fucking lold.
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Raymond Oliver - Tue, 30 Jan 2018 03:54:02 EST ID:+NJAlw4Q No.154279 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154262
Only true culinary geniuses know about medium boiled eggs.
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James MacInnis - Sun, 11 Feb 2018 04:21:21 EST ID:ZxnQ1xsy No.154345 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154234
once in a blue moon i make a pretty dank salad. big pile of that pre-packed spring mix at the store, like five blackberries, a few cherry tomatoes, feta, crutons, and this raspberry salad dressing i found.


Use a real subject. You know what you did. by Heston Blumenthal - Thu, 28 Dec 2017 08:49:43 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.153981 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I got a badass handheld whizzy blender thing for Christmas, any suggestions for good shit I can make with it?
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Koumei Nakamura - Tue, 23 Jan 2018 19:25:42 EST ID:PgNpeO4J No.154229 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP you can make some DOPE EASY black bean soup with one of those.

  1. buy dried black beans and boil them like forever
  2. add beef bouillon (I like "Better Than Bouillon" brand, it's good shit)
  3. maybe jalapenos if you want or something
  4. remove some beans if you want a mix of blended and whole beans
  5. season to taste and blend the bejeezus out of it

delicious
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Pierre Cubat - Wed, 31 Jan 2018 00:40:11 EST ID:M4Vq+hfx No.154283 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just blend an avocado into ranch dressing with a pinch of s+p and lavender. It's good for plating and on top of salmon or mahi.
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Marco Pierre White - Thu, 01 Feb 2018 17:19:12 EST ID:mXsD4PD+ No.154288 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Shit nigga whatchu doin with those flowers.

No but seriously, are you talking dried lavender here? I've had lavender lemonade before and it was tasty as hell so i'm not looking down on it, but with avocado?
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Marco Pierre White - Thu, 01 Feb 2018 17:20:35 EST ID:mXsD4PD+ No.154289 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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>>154288 for >>154283
nb bc i am dum
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Lidia Bastianich - Thu, 08 Feb 2018 17:56:45 EST ID:RmoUZmWO No.154320 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>154283

that actually sounds like a lovely dressing. i must try it some time.


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