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Canned Seafood Ignore Report Reply
Salt - Tue, 05 Jun 2018 16:10:57 EST ID:Bj3r/uNC No.155648
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I am getting "into" canned Seafood. I just had a bunch of anchovies, sardines and smoked clams from the Kroger affiliate in town, along with a cigarillo and milk as a palette cleanser.

Is there anything so quintessentially modern as a can of sea-critters? You rip the metal open and it's full of oil and salt and squirmy dead shit.

I had this DANK tin of squid in it's own ink at this place under Pike Place Market in Seattle. Turns out you can get it for like 8 bux online. I'm gonna spring for it. Next time me and the boys get baked we're gonna eat disgusting canned sea bugs all day in a forest clearing or around a fire or something. I have this childlike, but ancient desire to strap on a helmet, climb something dangerous and quaff disgusting oil and salt gristle from steel capsules. It's like a birthright from a better, more hopeful age.

TLDR Tell me what you know about Canned Seafood.
Geoffrey Zakarian - Tue, 05 Jun 2018 16:41:25 EST ID:ucYLGzQP No.155649 Ignore Report Reply
I live by the gulf, so I have readily available seafood but if I lived in landlocked area I'd probably indulge myself in some canned tuna especially in oil. Mix in some mayo and pickles and celery, make a tuna sandwich.

Tried canned clams and anchovies, but weren't for me, prefer them fresh.
Salt - Tue, 05 Jun 2018 17:02:42 EST ID:Bj3r/uNC No.155650 Ignore Report Reply
I would prefer to eat them straight out of the can, preferably near the smell of fire or gunpowder.
Daniel Boulud - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 14:58:45 EST ID:1nETLdB+ No.155666 Ignore Report Reply
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I eat tuna straight out of the can with nothing but some pepper and red vinegar. My roommates seem to think it's the grossest thing but they don't know what they're missing. Vinegar tuna is delicious.

While looking for this picture I ended up finding a great deal on 8000 cartons of canned tuna. https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/canned-Tuna_50038036774.html
François Massialot - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 16:51:06 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.155670 Ignore Report Reply
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Thanks for the link we spammed Discord with it like 60 times
François Massialot - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 16:57:44 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.155673 Ignore Report Reply
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I couldn't be bothered to keep screencapping but it's about twice this many so far and ongoing.
François Massialot - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 16:58:30 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.155674 Ignore Report Reply
each of those are sent to at least two random discord servers
Julia Child - Thu, 07 Jun 2018 17:50:34 EST ID:tXasn4Vc No.155675 Ignore Report Reply
I'm not going to pretend to know what's going on but I guess this thread is now abiut great deals on canned tuna
François Marin - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 07:06:27 EST ID:4ST0drXC No.155681 Ignore Report Reply
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I sure as hell don't give a fuck about any of this nonsense
Gordon Ramsay - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 07:48:32 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.155682 Ignore Report Reply
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I know, it's dumb isn't it? We have about 35 accounts who've sent the message at least once each and by abusing a loophole in the relay system that means we can send it up to 105 times the first hour, then 35 times an hour after that to a randomly selected server each time from a total of 5,725. Obviously we can't do it constantly but for seven hours or so it's been constant, so I estimate that's 315 instances each going to a server that has on average 30 people in so we've now advertised the great deal on 8,000 cans of tuna to 9,450 people.
François Marin - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 08:25:45 EST ID:4ST0drXC No.155683 Ignore Report Reply
I wasn't asking you to elaborate. Go away.
Gordon Ramsay - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 08:46:16 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.155684 Ignore Report Reply
Tough clits, I already did.
François Marin - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 08:53:59 EST ID:4ST0drXC No.155685 Ignore Report Reply
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You're a special kind of retard
Gordon Ramsay - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 08:57:05 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.155686 Ignore Report Reply
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Yutaka Ishinabe - Fri, 08 Jun 2018 19:29:56 EST ID:+NJAlw4Q No.155687 Ignore Report Reply
To be doing advertising like that for free, you must be an absolute retarded mongoloid.
Gordon Ramsay - Sat, 09 Jun 2018 06:35:48 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.155688 Ignore Report Reply
What are the chances any of those kids sitting around on discord have $16000 to spend on tuna from a dodgy looking website they were linked to on a chat program for gamers?
Sidoine Benoît - Mon, 11 Jun 2018 09:24:18 EST ID:tGJKkhAd No.155699 Ignore Report Reply
Smoke oyster tacos
Tonatto sauce
Pierre de Lune - Mon, 11 Jun 2018 14:08:29 EST ID:eEayu0dC No.155700 Ignore Report Reply
Canned food is great otherwise but the Bisphenol-A leeches into the food
Seymour Karp - Mon, 11 Jun 2018 16:03:41 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.155701 Ignore Report Reply
What if you buy canned leeches?
Rick Moonen - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 06:20:09 EST ID:1X+4AMK0 No.155703 Ignore Report Reply
Can you even buy canned leeches? I don't think any cultural facet of humanity eats leeches, much less one industrialized enough to can them.
Rachael Ray - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 06:37:39 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.155704 Ignore Report Reply
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The Chinese use dried leeches as an anticoagulant, you can buy it by the kilo on alibaba. This one seems to be selling it in buttplugs.
Marcelo Zana - Tue, 12 Jun 2018 10:38:36 EST ID:ci54O6Tw No.155705 Ignore Report Reply
Get some smoked sprats!! So fucking good. I think it's a eastern/northern european thing.
bruce - Mon, 27 Aug 2018 03:01:09 EST ID:0vcXvjhL No.156561 Ignore Report Reply
Questionable, but there is BPA free canned food.
Charles Durand - Mon, 27 Aug 2018 13:06:00 EST ID:xJXms6QL No.156562 Ignore Report Reply
I dont understand why the tuna thing is being spammed. Does it have to do with this thread? Didn't some guy rage about canned tuna here and then post photos of his car and land he owns?
Nicolas Appert - Mon, 27 Aug 2018 22:41:03 EST ID:MwLiF3Um No.156563 Ignore Report Reply
of course it's the chinese
Pierre de Lune - Tue, 28 Aug 2018 22:31:44 EST ID:q2JDfsP2 No.156566 Ignore Report Reply
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I was the one that posted about my vinegar tuna habits and copy pasted the alibaba link initially. I didn't think anyone would go as far as they did with the info, but here we are with 8000 cases of canned tuna being a forced meme or something?

I don't fucking know.
Elijah Joy - Wed, 29 Aug 2018 01:01:08 EST ID:FlT3by2y No.156570 Ignore Report Reply
Smoked herring, esp canned in oil is where tf its at
Elijah Joy - Thu, 06 Sep 2018 09:46:26 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.156650 Ignore Report Reply
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Total strangers are now sending the link regularly.
Ferran Adrià - Thu, 13 Sep 2018 06:24:03 EST ID:nzBalrf3 No.156708 Ignore Report Reply
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There is only one kind of canned seafood worth knowing.
Alexandre Étienne Choron - Fri, 14 Sep 2018 11:43:27 EST ID:It3C0mHQ No.156716 Ignore Report Reply
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I enjoy these bagged tuna, basically the same but with some added dressing and herbs.

They also sell cups here with instant couscous and a can of tuna with added spices (like spicy peppers or lemon and herbs). Basically fancy cupnoodles (way more expensive too) but very tasty and great drunk food.
Hubert Keller - Thu, 27 Sep 2018 15:23:51 EST ID:8jhkEV17 No.156798 Ignore Report Reply
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>I just had a bunch of anchovies, sardines and smoked clams [...] along with a cigarillo and milk
Aida Mollenkamp - Mon, 08 Oct 2018 17:26:06 EST ID:Na7zhzou No.156860 Ignore Report Reply
Sounds good desu, 10/10 would snack witchu
>just add kippers
Caesar Cardini - Mon, 08 Oct 2018 17:28:16 EST ID:1s3YOQ5U No.156861 Ignore Report Reply
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You nasty fuck.
Paul Jullemier - Tue, 09 Oct 2018 12:11:48 EST ID:vZhXxBSl No.156869 Ignore Report Reply
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i had to look up kippper. it led me on a magical smoked fish trail of links that eventually led me to milt. i'd heard of soft roe before, but i never actually learned what it was apparently. i really wouldnt assume frying fish cum would be the preferred method of its consumption, but i was wrong. oh and also:
>In Sicilian cuisine, the milt of tuna is called "Lattume" and is used as a typical pasta topping


on another note i discovered jugging https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jugging
Why does french cuisine always have to feel so evil. i mean its not in this case, but it sure feels like it anyway
Michael Chiarello - Thu, 11 Oct 2018 01:39:40 EST ID:45bYG2yR No.156876 Ignore Report Reply
no more please, I've had enough.
Ted Allen - Sat, 13 Oct 2018 23:26:45 EST ID:TAI8xFSU No.156884 Ignore Report Reply
the 'stewing a hare in a clay pot' sounded fine up until the part about dumping blood all over it. great way to ruin rabbit soup.

i've got a book of tuscan recipes and half of them seem to require a freshly-killed game animal along with its blood. like why.
Maestro Martino - Sun, 14 Oct 2018 00:44:51 EST ID:dLdaOzGY No.156885 Ignore Report Reply
because there is a small culinary miracle that happens when you do it right that just can't be replicated any other way
Maestro Martino - Sun, 14 Oct 2018 00:45:26 EST ID:dLdaOzGY No.156886 Ignore Report Reply
like Coq au Vin
François Pierre de la Varenne - Sun, 14 Oct 2018 09:53:53 EST ID:OSukxFTj No.156888 Ignore Report Reply
Oh man I love Coq au Vin
There's blood in that shit?
Wylie Dufresne - Sun, 14 Oct 2018 12:19:00 EST ID:bnDwnI8O No.156889 Ignore Report Reply
Maestro Martino - Sun, 14 Oct 2018 16:14:21 EST ID:dLdaOzGY No.156890 Ignore Report Reply
it's a major part of why the dish comes out the way it does
Bird Keeper Dane - Sun, 14 Oct 2018 17:52:06 EST ID:OSukxFTj No.156893 Ignore Report Reply
My mom used to make that dish. Did she put blood in it? Damn I better ask her.
Pierre Gagnaire - Mon, 15 Oct 2018 18:10:36 EST ID:8jhkEV17 No.156901 Ignore Report Reply

because humans didnt always live in the age of grocery stores and meat packets. thats how it was dude.
Urbain Dubois - Fri, 19 Oct 2018 23:26:24 EST ID:aikhWt3z No.156985 Ignore Report Reply
the blood is only in the OG version that uses an old rooster, etc. Most coq au vin is just chicken and wine-based (still fuckin awesome). I've never had the OG version.

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