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Discord Now Fully Linked With 420chan IRC

Kirt Cooks Dinners

!Ub4TCdRjOM - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 15:21:24 EST 6msKl/go No.158285
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ITT I post the dinners I cook

Provolone stuffed burger with kale and rosemary garlic fries
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 15:22:37 EST 6msKl/go No.158286 Reply
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Souvlaki roasted butternut squash with cucumber dill yogurt and lemon-marinated carrots/tomato on pita with feta cheese
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 15:24:59 EST 6msKl/go No.158287 Reply
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Fresh tortellini with roasted cherry tomatoes, ricotta and demi-glace cream sauce
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 15:25:33 EST 6msKl/go No.158288 Reply
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Seared haddock with bulgur, cucumber, and young almond salad
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 15:26:13 EST 6msKl/go No.158289 Reply
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Spicy peanut tofu bao buns with miso charred broccoli
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 15:29:48 EST 6msKl/go No.158291 Reply
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Thai coconut curry with goat cheese naan
Ludovic Lefebvre - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 15:36:13 EST poOy1G71 No.158292 Reply

This way you can buy nice food and say "hey it's part of my engagement with 420chan. Checkmate fast food thread."

Putting Chiggy in his place?

I wish I cared enough to cook shit like this. I eat healthy but I am the laziest fucking cook really.
Caesar Cardini - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 15:47:05 EST d8u/TUg0 No.158293 Reply
Thats cool Kirt. Looks good, but I dont think it needed its own thread. Could of have had the same effect in the recent meal thread.
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 16:51:49 EST 6msKl/go No.158297 Reply
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Dinner tonight: Baked rainbow trout, roasted zucchini and jerusalem couscous with chimichurri sauce
Thomas Edwards - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 21:39:19 EST fRHZ0Qco No.158308 Reply
Kirt cooks up a storm, all of these look delicious but the fresh tortellini looks like it takes the cake. I'd be curious to know if you've ever worked in a kitchen because the descriptions are on point and everything is garnished.
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 23:10:31 EST 6msKl/go No.158309 Reply
No, just working with good recipes.

I'm going to be posting in here at least 5 times a week.

I'll get that for you
Frédy Girardet - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 23:11:11 EST jvQb0sSs No.158310 Reply
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All these fancy meals and you're sunk into a couch hunched over a coffee table. At least it seems like a nice couch.
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Tue, 30 Apr 2019 23:38:15 EST 6msKl/go No.158313 Reply
i kneel on the floor or perch on an ottoman

we have a dining room and whatnot but yolo
Frédy Girardet - Wed, 01 May 2019 00:27:56 EST jvQb0sSs No.158314 Reply
I am only more confused by you perching and eating food, how does that work? Don't tell me you're regurgitating that fish into somethings mouth now.
Beau MacMillian - Wed, 01 May 2019 17:25:35 EST 5BNgJ3WJ No.158316 Reply
Damn, who knew kirt could cook? Althought mot of these are probably taken right off the internet it doesn't change the fact that they look good and seem well prepared. Home cooks often forget that learning other pepople recipes are a great way to gain skills and ideas for when you want to be creative down the road.

Being a working cook is different because we make a lot of the same thing constantly at high volume but if you work somewhere where they have different specials every week(sometimes every day) it helps you get really creative and all that other stuff you have been pounding out like clockwork becomes tools and inspiration for a unique dish of your own.

Also eat a fucking big mac sometime fuck.
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Wed, 01 May 2019 22:34:16 EST 6msKl/go No.158318 Reply
Cooking is just another esoteric branch of engineering.

Also women love men that can cook.
Ina Garten - Thu, 02 May 2019 05:19:51 EST OwHd5dWf No.158321 Reply
Toooo right, she's like baby what you packing an you whip out that gorgonzola and porcini mushroom risotto with a souffle for dessert... no lubrication required.>>158318
Ina Garten - Thu, 02 May 2019 05:55:29 EST OwHd5dWf No.158323 Reply
Some women just don't like to or can't cook, who cares, I like women who can't cook because I get to provide for them in a way muscly Joe will never achieve.
Adolphe Dugléré - Thu, 02 May 2019 18:17:50 EST RDs7KYLs No.158325 Reply
Appreciating cooking doesn't make a woman lazy Four. Go away.
Alain Senderens - Thu, 02 May 2019 19:28:02 EST /ZGptsgB No.158329 Reply
Sorry to break it to you but there are plenty of people who don't have limp wrists who can cook.
James MacInnis - Thu, 02 May 2019 21:26:10 EST jvQb0sSs No.158334 Reply
When cooking women it's always a hassle, they just complain about how it's too hot
Wylie Dufresne - Fri, 03 May 2019 22:22:44 EST NkvkiFRi No.158366 Reply
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Not many people know this, but Kirt came up on the streets
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Sat, 04 May 2019 18:25:15 EST 6msKl/go No.158374 Reply
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Rigatoni with sundried tomato pesto sauce and bocconcini
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Sat, 04 May 2019 18:28:13 EST 6msKl/go No.158375 Reply
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Oven roasted BBQ chicken leg with roasted vegetable and potato salad
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Sat, 04 May 2019 18:30:38 EST 6msKl/go No.158376 Reply
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Seared duck breast with roasted minced potato, cherry tomatoes, duck fat sautéed green beans and radish, topped with a balsamic reduction.
Mario Batali - Sat, 04 May 2019 18:41:33 EST YeIjw2jS No.158377 Reply
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Damn these look delicious kirt, especially that duck breast whoo boy
But is, is it true? Hes truly gone? For ever and ever?
Jose Garces - Sun, 05 May 2019 04:35:54 EST 6XsHkzgL No.158379 Reply
Is this where are Pateron dollars are going?
Franz Quixtner - Sun, 05 May 2019 09:14:44 EST B0HprEE1 No.158383 Reply
The hell kind of question is that, “does your income pay for groceries”
Rachael Ray - Sun, 05 May 2019 09:49:34 EST 8jhkEV17 No.158384 Reply

i think he was making a jibe at how fancy the meals seem but quite honestly he's just working with standard ingredients
Koumei Nakamura - Sun, 05 May 2019 10:04:45 EST FfIIeEKi No.158385 Reply
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I will not be satisfied unless Kirt is exclusively eating ketchup sandwiches and uncooked ramen packets.
Guy Fieri - Sun, 05 May 2019 10:05:49 EST vpxIEEf4 No.158386 Reply
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Looks great, Kirt.
How did you get into cooking? I've always loved food as a fat large piece of shit, but I've never found myself to be any good at it nor adventurous enough to try different things.
François Pierre de la Varenne - Sun, 05 May 2019 10:54:03 EST MYghxUuu No.158387 Reply

It's like the people who get pissed at people who keep their car nice, as if using a vacuum cleaner and some vinyl wipes every once in awhile suddenly makes you a bougie asshole
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Sun, 05 May 2019 11:08:58 EST 6msKl/go No.158389 Reply
Spardot's family are professional chefs so I absorbed a lot of core knowledge through her over the years
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Sun, 05 May 2019 11:46:20 EST 6msKl/go No.158391 Reply
dude don't diss chickpeas, hummus is the shit
Cyril Lignac - Sun, 05 May 2019 18:31:28 EST S03Bgff/ No.158394 Reply
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shit dude your garnishings and presentation us on point, makes me miss cooking meals I can't prepare in a small pot, maybe a frying pan if the meats or some tastey fish like lemon sole ends up in the reduced section for 30p. youshould get into cullenary gigs man, though from experience fast food fucking sucks and I imagine most people wouldn't class me as working in a kitchen

/stim compliment rant, also post in recent meals the juxtaposition with pedofoodgobblin would be funny
Gordon Ramsay - Sun, 05 May 2019 18:49:07 EST kFnnS0fV No.158395 Reply
Pedo food goblin has absent for a while. Good fucking riddance
Cyril Lignac - Sun, 05 May 2019 19:27:47 EST S03Bgff/ No.158397 Reply
ohh, lame... he was a pretty shitty poster I just genunuanly couldnt decifer if the man was serious or not or making some grotesque crituqe on gluteney and having no idea how to cook a damned thing. Also derailed every recent meals thread
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Sun, 05 May 2019 19:53:01 EST 6msKl/go No.158399 Reply
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Dijon, garlic, parmesan and panko crusted roast pork tenderloin with a carrot and potato mash and charred broccoli
Johann-Carl Leuchs - Sun, 05 May 2019 21:17:37 EST jvQb0sSs No.158400 Reply
That only thing you need to know to figure him out is the fact that he's an aussie
Urbain Dubois - Mon, 06 May 2019 05:11:48 EST 5ZNADCB3 No.158404 Reply
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Ok settle a bet once and for all. Who is this tripfag and how is he

at all relevant to your happiness

He is australian, and he does manage to buy food rather than make it. But despite his poor life choices, he seems harmless.

pic related: balanced diet
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Mon, 06 May 2019 13:00:19 EST 6msKl/go No.158411 Reply
Also for anyone curious, the first recipes were sourced from MakeGoodFood and we're now using ChefCookIt

If you're in Ontario or Quebec you can use coupon code AubreyC360 on CookIt and get 50% off two food deliveries and get us some free meals!
Alexis Soyer - Tue, 07 May 2019 19:22:27 EST 8jhkEV17 No.158423 Reply

on IRC he said he lusted after one of his underage relatives, a niece if i recall correctly. we call him a goblin because he generally orders like 6 servings of fast food and posts it as a meal. or he will cook like 3 pounds of pasta with 6 pieces of bread, etc.
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Wed, 08 May 2019 12:03:20 EST 6msKl/go No.158432 Reply
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Teriyaki tofu bibimbap with pickled daikon radish and napa kimchi
Marie Troisgros - Wed, 08 May 2019 16:44:41 EST RzaV8pq2 No.158434 Reply
I know food and munchies is a board but there should really be a /cooking/ board as well. If im high I would rather eat fast food or just make something dank like this thread
Louis Eustache Ude - Wed, 08 May 2019 16:55:20 EST 5WdELw/2 No.158437 Reply

bibimbap sounds like a word somebody who was having a stroke on a massive hit of LSD would say
Lidia Bastianich - Thu, 09 May 2019 00:12:02 EST wOawF/n/ No.158442 Reply

Alabamstralian consumerist goat then.

I thought goblin was slang for Jews.


Make it and plate it right.
best friends ridetryna holla at me
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Thu, 09 May 2019 08:49:46 EST 6msKl/go No.158448 Reply
Lidia Bastianich - Thu, 09 May 2019 09:08:04 EST wOawF/n/ No.158449 Reply

Rocks are cheap. Just go in the woods and look for some hollow rocks, then break them in half. Two bowls.
Aida Mollenkamp - Tue, 21 May 2019 09:06:50 EST RDs7KYLs No.158607 Reply
Spartdot called. She says you need to cook more.
Thomas Edwards - Tue, 04 Jun 2019 02:23:23 EST Z0KJkHwG No.158805 Reply
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>I'm going to be posting in here at least 5 times a week.
Kirtaner !Ub4TCdRjOM - Mon, 10 Jun 2019 17:46:19 EST 6msKl/go No.158877 Reply
i have no idea why i was taking pics and not posting them i have one huge backlog here uhhh
Andrew Zimmern - Mon, 10 Jun 2019 21:12:24 EST jvQb0sSs No.158878 Reply
You should start making some nice sandwiches to add to the sandwich button
Alexandre Étienne Choron - Wed, 12 Jun 2019 10:02:23 EST RDs7KYLs No.158882 Reply
More sandwiches would be a great touch. Also Ganondorf is spelled with only two n's, not 3. It's not Gannondorf Kirt. This is really important Kirt. I'm dying inside Kirt
Chen Kenmin - Thu, 13 Jun 2019 21:59:19 EST ZRuCcq+t No.158889 Reply
Leave him alone, he's been really broken up after DrWorm's death
Antoine Beauvilliers - Fri, 14 Jun 2019 20:25:16 EST jvQb0sSs No.158904 Reply
Don't worry he was only cut in half and has recovered.
Lancelot de Casteau - Sat, 15 Jun 2019 01:42:59 EST 8jhkEV17 No.158907 Reply

yeah they managed to save his ass-end and regrow the rest of him from it. so he's double the ass now
Captain Lava ass - Sat, 15 Jun 2019 03:20:45 EST e/aFcqya No.158910 Reply
I strongly urge op to discover the magic of black garlic
Thomas Edwards - Sat, 15 Jun 2019 05:41:37 EST ah/MK8za No.158913 Reply
The problem from black garlic is you end up eating it like savory candy.
Captain Lava ass - Sat, 15 Jun 2019 11:08:22 EST e/aFcqya No.158917 Reply
True and I may smell like walking vampire repellent but I have no regrets
Masaharu Morimoto - Fri, 04 Oct 2019 19:55:53 EST EV/ks+HZ No.160029 Reply
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Too good for the recent meals thread eh?
Pierre Gagnaire - Fri, 04 Oct 2019 21:32:21 EST fdKbiP85 No.160030 Reply
This is pretty funny when you think OP is begging for money like a gipsy beggar. Lol, fucking egomaniac never learn and get raped by karma repeatedly
Rachael Ray - Sat, 05 Oct 2019 08:16:47 EST 5J5ZvcVT No.160034 Reply
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Fucking egomaniacs and their "consuming nutrients to sustain their biological functions", gosh it makes me so mad
Elizabeth Falkner - Sat, 05 Oct 2019 11:37:44 EST PLLjBBZw No.160035 Reply
>Begs for money
>Eats like a king

Fuck you buddy
Menon - Sat, 05 Oct 2019 13:24:58 EST WPM63BV0 No.160039 Reply
A normal dining g table I mean, instead of eating like pleb either hunched over or sitting on the floor.

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