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- Fri, 05 May 2017 16:51:17 EST VbL64Txk No.43174
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For felons.

Post your tips if you are a felon/know one/know what to do if you are one surrounding issues of weapons.

This is a public service.

So far I know blackpowder rifles are permitted, as well as bow and arrow, knives may not be of a certain length and any special permits are probably forbidden.
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Jack Punnerstone - Fri, 05 May 2017 18:13:42 EST n4h/Poci No.43175 Reply
I've got a criminal record. I find it's best to avoid trouble.
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Jarvis Bidgefodging - Fri, 05 May 2017 18:38:15 EST +eYPKSaO No.43176 Reply
>>43175

Oh for sure for sure and if that means adopting pacifism more power to you, some of us still would like to enjoy hunting and the security of personal defense though.
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Shit Tillingdale - Sat, 06 May 2017 16:38:44 EST nTJHhYqg No.43180 Reply
OP here weaponized ANAL amirite guys haha
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Martin Birryhood - Thu, 11 May 2017 14:13:22 EST mKpYrJsH No.43182 Reply
I find that most felons just carry whatever they want cause they don't give a shit about the law.

Mostly guns and knives.
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Hamilton Blinnernodging - Mon, 15 May 2017 01:48:53 EST ZKxGFNL5 No.43189 Reply
pro tip: don't fuck minors.
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Sophie Brookwater - Sun, 28 May 2017 12:05:10 EST CU0hBX/y No.43226 Reply
>>43189

This. There's a reason they say "darker than a miner's asscrack," you'll get lost in the backcountry wilderness and never be heard from again.

I don't care how perky/inviting/scrumdiddlyumptious that '49's booty be, DON'T. DO. IT.
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Dr. Mario !gWLn19/oKs - Fri, 16 Jun 2017 06:17:34 EST spo0eHGU No.43248 Reply
>>43226
>felons
>no way they grew shrooms or owned a gun along with pot like normal American stoners
>totally has to be child rape to be a felon and banned from guns

OP I like your thread and think it's an important conversation. Sorry for all the shit posts. I don't have a record but it's important to be prepared.

I might as well buy a black powder gun for when I get my first felony.
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Betsy Dusslemudge - Fri, 16 Jun 2017 17:15:40 EST e5XocTZh No.43249 Reply
>>43248

>Sorry for all the shit posts

OP here, I just chalk it up to pigboys trolling a weapons board on a site known to breed anarchists.

>I might as well buy a black powder gun for when I get my first felony.

They'll take it when you get arrested, won't matter that it's a blackpowder so you might as well get a fully automatic rocket launcher and bury it in the yard, cops don't obey the law they just use it as an excuse to conduct raids, most of them are the kind of people who need to look good while being bad because they're extremely self-righteous and completely dissociated from their predatory inclinations. Arguably high-functioning predatory behavior because they carry an effective social disguise; altruism and the protection racket (you pay taxes, we protect you from the criminals we create by passing laws making them such, you are made to think you get to participate in this passing of laws by voting for a "representative official" who makes the laws for you)
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Phyllis Hibbershaw - Fri, 30 Jun 2017 20:45:18 EST ig5s0TRa No.43260 Reply
I built my (ghost) rifle from a upper kit and one of those polymer mold kits. Unfortunately I live in Californistan and haven't been able to properly test fire. It passes a function check, so it probably works.
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Nell Millyham - Fri, 07 Jul 2017 17:58:52 EST 4pxn+YCT No.43272 Reply
>>43260
Fire it into the ocean at night noon murk a shark what are you 12 GROW SOME BALLLLLS
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Eliza Fucklekotch - Wed, 12 Jul 2017 21:32:07 EST FNGg/t8b No.43276 Reply
>>43248
>what is statutory
17 and 19 year old? Bam, there goes your life in some states.
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Wesley Homblefield - Wed, 12 Jul 2017 23:29:45 EST 5ZnuGy1J No.43277 Reply
>>43276
Except that is like 2 states though. Nearly every state allows for "Romeo and Juliet" laws that allows like 2-3 years between so that a dude who was 17 and just turned 18 and his girl was like 16 doesn't go to jail.

Statutory rape also rarely ever happens unless the girl is insanely bitter and has an army of Johnny Cochrans and/or extremely pissed parents. Or it was actual rape of course. It is way beyond blown out of proportion.
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Dr. Mario !gWLn19/oKs - Fri, 21 Jul 2017 01:23:21 EST 0r8/D9MG No.43295 Reply
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>>43277
Not quite.

In the south, "Romeo Juliet laws" either don't exist, are super strict, or SIMPLY refer to various options that judges etc have in lowering or otherwise reducing the sentencing and potentially the charges.

I can speak on Florida. We have a Romeo Juliet law. It allows people to fuck teens as young as 16, as long as the adult is no older than 22, 23, or 24 (I can never remember).

Notice here how the only impact of Romeo Juliet laws is the age reduction from 18 to 16.

So 16 and 21? Go ahead raw dog her anus.

You're 15 and she's 15? Illegal

You're 16 as of today and she's still 15? Now it's super illegal.

I dated an underclassmen at one point as a Junior so worrying about this stuff litterally kept me up at night.
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Charles Fovingforth - Fri, 21 Jul 2017 01:59:03 EST XXj+l8Kj No.43296 Reply
>>43295
>I dated an underclassmen at one point as a Junior so worrying about this stuff litterally kept me up at night.

Pussy.
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smol hoers - Thu, 10 Aug 2017 00:01:37 EST qo0wgZBP No.43307 Reply
>>43296
He didn't say that was the ONLY thing keeping him up all night

>>43174
>issues of weapons
This is too vague. What's your actual question? Do you want to know what weapons are completely legal for an ex-con to own and use? Or do you just want to know what you can likely get without hassle?

Things you can use overtly, aside from what you've listed, include large-bore airguns and anything from the home and garden department. Go ahead and buy the chainsaw. Flamethrowers are also considered agricultural implements last I checked; you need one to clear wasp nests from the tree and clear snow from the driveway, obv.

Stuff people could obtain covertly (in the USA, anyway) include the .22 and .410 flare launcher adapters, home finished 80% receivers, strawman or face-to-face purchases, and pre-1898 antiques. Those old Iver Johnsons are cheap and usually work just fine, but be prepared to handload obsolete cartridges. Eastern Europeans have used "Traumatic pistols", which are blank firing replicas with rubber pellets stuffed in the drilled-out muzzle. It's as stupid as it sounds. All of these will get you lolv& as a convicted felon, tho, if used in otherwise lawful defense.
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Albert Gengerwut - Sat, 12 Aug 2017 04:33:05 EST zbv84HLi No.43308 Reply
>>43295
>You're 15 and she's 15? Illegal

>You're 16 as of today and she's still 15? Now it's super illegal

This is not true and it's hilarious that you thought it ever could be.
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Dr. Mario !gWLn19/oKs - Thu, 17 Aug 2017 16:44:16 EST zMY0hz3L No.43309 Reply
>>43308

Have you read the statutes? Fucking sake.

Like Jesus Christ dude I didn't do a semester of law school and then transitioned to another related grad program for people to just say "lol no"

Just because it sounds dumb doesn't mean it isn't statute.
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Angus Barddock - Fri, 01 Sep 2017 18:03:31 EST 84SsqwTY No.43329 Reply
>>43308
NB because off topic but it is infuriating that you made this comment talking like you knew anything when 10 seconds of googling would prove you wrong. You personally have worsened my day and now I am going to go smoke marijuana to forget you exist.
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Dr. M !gWLn19/oKs - Fri, 01 Sep 2017 19:02:42 EST QdX5I9qI No.43330 Reply
>>43308
>Florida's age of consent is 18, though the law contains a provision allowing 16- and 17-year-olds to consent to having sex with someone age 16 to 23. To qualify for removal under "Romeo and Juliet," the victim must have been at least 14 years old and the offender no more than four years older.

>Directly from the State it shows that R&J is just a PROCESS to REVERSE being a sex offender forever. That's it. You are asking to not get cockslapped for doing something illegal, and hoping the Judge will be nice. That's not "it's legal".

>"Section 943.04354, F.S., creates a mechanism for this group of offenders to file a motion or petition in state court for removal of the registration requirement if they meet certain criteria while still complying with federal law requirements set forth in the Adam Walsh Act."

Man off topic as fuck.
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David Cruvinghood - Sat, 02 Sep 2017 00:35:35 EST auVXUl51 No.43331 Reply
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study hand to hand combat, it is a weapon no one can take from you
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Shitting Honeyham - Tue, 05 Sep 2017 20:01:45 EST eavfReeQ No.43336 Reply
>>43331

>chop off your hands
>I just took your hands

Your move, Sherlock
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Augustus Dengerman - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 03:19:01 EST IMEiurkL No.43337 Reply
I'm bipolar and I'm going to own so many muskets.

Then we'll stop the Queen.
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George Crongerkan - Sat, 09 Sep 2017 03:43:47 EST CU0hBX/y No.43338 Reply
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>>43336

Technically he could still kick your ass with no hands..
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Barnaby Brinnerfoot - Sat, 23 Sep 2017 20:09:00 EST auVXUl51 No.43364 Reply
>>43336

well thats a valid point but if i am handless then what weapon would do me good anyway? (other than an ash chainsaw setup, that ones too obvious)
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Lillian Nigglemore - Thu, 28 Sep 2017 07:04:17 EST 4XkVEgm9 No.43366 Reply
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I read a greentext story years ago on some chan, by a guy born with a stump for a hand, some jock was hassling him at school, so he punched the stump through the metal door of his locker. And he got left alone after that...
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