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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated April 10)
Synthetic Urine & Mass Spectrometry Ignore Report Reply
Derluft !oCyNK.1Qtc - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 06:16:11 EST ID:dffs/lM1 No.604471
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I would really appreciate some info on how effective synthetic urine is regarding mass spectrometry, or, rather, therein which brand - I have heard that some do not work so well.. I would ask the chem board but this board seems as competent and is faster as well, IIRC, so I ask you all.

Not to mention, it is somewhat on topic as it's regarding 'pain management' urinalysis; full disclosure: a family member was sick of all the bullshit & hoops to jump through so they stopped going and started using PST, now after so long & trying it again they want a clean specimen as said fam was not prescribed such, oh so, dangerous narcotics. It used to be the first urinalysis didn't count as long as the following were 'clean,' however, it's seems they may have changed that here in LA as per conversation with the 'PM' doctor revealed.
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Panda5 - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 06:54:49 EST ID:waTiBjJM No.604472 Ignore Report Reply
You Pass
U Pass
UPass
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Ian Bedgedock - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 18:33:18 EST ID:Yr41jpJi No.604490 Ignore Report Reply
why wouldnt it work?

also like...do they watch you piss at pain clinics? dude I just put water in my shit half the time at Doctor's offices
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lol - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 20:38:26 EST ID:IggaRoSW No.604494 Ignore Report Reply
>>604490

Be careful they can tell with some tests I saw a few people get fucked because of that
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Derluft !oCyNK.1Qtc - Sun, 31 Mar 2019 21:51:34 EST ID:dffs/lM1 No.604497 Ignore Report Reply
>>604490
You do know what mass spectrometry is, yes? Not to be an ass but they can tell if they preform such analysis.

Also, what kind of doctor? If I get a doctorate, that would make me a doctor, you know - Being half of a smartass, but you didn't even specify what kind of M.D..
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Panda5 - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 19:43:13 EST ID:waTiBjJM No.604574 Ignore Report Reply
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>>604497
I've used pic related (under $15 at a gas station) twice now with full GC/MS testing and passed both times. You've gotta do the whole thing just right though.
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Beatrice Pecklestone - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 19:48:07 EST ID:Yr41jpJi No.604578 Ignore Report Reply
>>604497
What kind of doctor do you think is doing a piss test you retard? A fucking Doctor of Philosophy? Your attempt to sound smart just made you sound like an even bigger retard.
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Edwin Sudgebig - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 21:30:07 EST ID:Yr41jpJi No.604580 Ignore Report Reply
>>604497
"but you didn't even specify what kind of M.D."

So many things wrong with this post. You talk about Doctorates, and then switch to M.D.'s...like, does it matter what KIND of M.D. it is? None of them are going to watch you anyways...plus your segue from Doctorates to M.D. truly leads me to believe you are brainlet status.
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Coconut - Tue, 02 Apr 2019 22:24:02 EST ID:5fi2TdKe No.604581 Ignore Report Reply
>>604574
Can confirm.


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