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functionalCS/learnAIfromscratch cringe 3.0 as old thread died

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- Tue, 17 Aug 2021 23:25:07 EST x6K3CZQk No.39739
File: 1629257107033.jpg -(357377B / 349.00KB, 1280x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. functionalCS/learnAIfromscratch cringe 3.0 as old thread died
lying drones over Sweden https://youtu.be/qKDcBK_B-bw though the sound is trash https://youtu.be/Bdywzwu4a-ki if you fan video, fix the sound because you now know how to do so, with the meme curriculum.

I will make drone workshop maybe in learndronesfromscratch sometime as I'm writing drone software now, mainly because it's so terrifying https://youtu.be/ZiO2dq78mZI but all anons should get invovled in this kind of work, what is going on in x field? it's worse than you thought.

FunctionalCS is 1.0 alpha. Learnaifromscratch.github.io is beta. The final version I make my own curriculum on youtube and build an anon army. If I get into X tech, I will shill to them that I can train the next generation of employees to be here. Not that I want anons to be wagies or slaves to Bezos or Minsky, but we can manipulate the game and just get in to see 'what goes on here?' https://functionalcs.github.io/curriculum/ is alpha, there we learn with no help at all, it's the first attempt.

https://learnaifromscratch.github.io/ is the second attempt, an AI specific 'workshop' there we learn roughly most of functionalCS in efficient courses I've found that are the same curriculum as functionalcs, this is a deliberate attempt to bypass the credentials of 'ML engineer' so anons can work for places like Algorithmia AI marketplace or get into MBZAI, but it's also an attempt to get into various bigtech/wallstreet tech, because if you haven't noticed many of the profs I've chosen speak at certain companies so I decided to roll with them and it was rewarding, I've never learned so much from these profs and now I kind of 'get it', the concept I took for granted earlier is a much bigger subject about computational theory and that's what we're doing if it's not obvious.

There is way too many workshops for learnai because the subject is AI with a huge prereq list of annoying stats (do we need stats? another goal of learnAI is all of this is this needed?, you decide), but some random anon who just wants to destroy their way into bigtech, if you do CS19 you're good, despite what everyone has told you, plus I made algorithms.html but you are even better than all those uni internships because none of them want to work there, whereas we would like to parachute in there and see what goes on in these kinds of companies. No really they want to work for Google and get some kind of L8 salary or Facebook so we're poaching what they have left on the table to chase a non-existent comfortable positions (until your performance review, tip they fire everyone, but not us).

Anyway my promise is to infiltrate and teach you what you need to know to get in there too. I have a background of doing this, writing for 'Infiltration Zine' since I was a teenager. I have articles in 2600 magazine where they sent me clothing and I replied 'hey I'm supposed to be anonymous'. There's a few cringe articles I wrote there and for infiltration I won't post here, one is where I climbed a suspension bridge and kicked open the door to get to the top of the cables and broadcast a pirate radio signal, and then filmed a very cringe video that ended up on crimestoppers but thankfully nobody snitched me out, so I'm returning the favor, no snitching you aren't ivy league grads but it doesn't matter, you will know (well, most of what they know, they are the best schools with personalized assistance) what they (well, mostly) know but you have taught yourself, and it worked for me to excell in HK finance. Literally not a single person I met in HK that I worked with, including highly talented frenchmen who knew OCaml, could finish a single CS19 assigment. It's a hard course, but can you figure it out? You're already better than everybody I hired in HK.

>You
Every other anon should copy what I'm doing and make their own workshop for whatever they are interested in so I can also take their courses, I'd like to speak Latin or ancient Greek, I'd like to understand the cutting edge of modern philosophy whatever that is, I'd like to speak another language besides Mandarin, English and balloon animal, I'd like to understand how agriculture works so I can get the fuck out of where I am and live in a remote farm when I quit JS and get out of Tribeca. I'd like to build a house there too if you can teach me. I'd like to make games, etc.

I write my meme curriculum purposely in the most basic html format because I've been around the world and nobody has functioning internet anywhere, I designed it so if you're on a phone you can complete it, the entire meme curriculm on a phone. Have you guys been to middle of nowhere Indonesia and have seen kids with phones and nobody owns a laptop? That's what you should strive for, make your own repl if you have to like code.pyret.org that's something I will try after memeAI is done.

Anyway there is no 'high iq' needed or 'early programing knowlege' like being 13yo and writing algorithms needed. Just put in the work, you'll be fine and crush everybody else..... hint: nobody puts in the work like you do. Good luck anons.
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Matilda Waffingfen - Sun, 31 Oct 2021 23:59:07 EST RTMuLrHX No.39966 Reply
>>39944
OP both the torrents are not working for me
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Betsy Gellerfoot - Mon, 01 Nov 2021 00:52:41 EST u387a6Om No.39967 Reply
>>39944
OP, you say to disregard this book meme. But I see SICP there, which is the epitome of intro to prog (both functional and imperative). I also see Sipser's book and CS:APP. Also GEB. These are books you shill.
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Matilda Fuckingville - Mon, 01 Nov 2021 10:46:42 EST gbqgFeed No.39968 Reply
Two people who I asked both say torrents are fucked

stalliongramming

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- Thu, 09 Sep 2021 10:05:28 EST DMFfyZKf No.39814
File: 1631196328022.jpg -(90778B / 88.65KB, 775x960) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. stalliongramming
Let's discuss typical Ukrainian family:
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=611475088890963&set=pob.1499174515

On the photo: husband (software engineer, 3D Coat developer), his wife (balloon animal language school teacher), and their daughter (half African).

Taras, please explain, why Ukrainian men have Black kids?
Why IT people in general are prone to having Black kids?
How programming correlates with the skin color of your children?
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Alice Biddlewell - Thu, 09 Sep 2021 10:07:36 EST DMFfyZKf No.39815 Reply
>>39814
WTF? Why does it replace the word Ru55ian with "balloon animal"?
Is that some stallion thing?
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Alice Biddlewell - Thu, 09 Sep 2021 10:10:03 EST DMFfyZKf No.39816 Reply
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>>39815
I guess it is?
What about colors?
aryan white
jolly african-american black
gook yellow

Need a hel with JavaScript regExp exercise

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- Thu, 21 Oct 2021 13:04:18 EST Eb6vFStm No.39921
File: 1634835858631.jpg -(6784B / 6.62KB, 276x183) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Need a hel with JavaScript regExp exercise
>Create a function that will get text as an argument using regExp.
>Check if the text starts with a capital letter or not.
>If yes print True, if not False.
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Henry Fidgeneck - Thu, 21 Oct 2021 19:29:58 EST AqIXcfk0 No.39923 Reply
>>39921

const startsWithCapitalLetter = str => /[A-Z]/.test(str[0]);

here you go, bb
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Cedric Bunkinridge - Fri, 22 Oct 2021 00:05:56 EST /JzTxcjP No.39924 Reply
>>39923
Why is JS sexy sometimes so sexy but sometimes such a dumpster fire? It is the language equivalent of "you don't deserve me at my best if you can't handle me at my worst" chicks.
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Eliza Drullergold - Fri, 22 Oct 2021 07:59:13 EST 4+11Cn0q No.39925 Reply
>>39924
You get good features from having a lot of man hours, but you also get bad features by existing for a long time. JavaScript suffers the curse of popularity and bears the weight of backwards compatibility. That's why the proliferation of tools around the JavaScript ecosystem exists because no one wants to break the web but JavaScript has some parts that need to be refined. Linters help

I kind of need your help

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- Sun, 10 Oct 2021 11:29:25 EST YiT0WU2c No.39898
File: 1633879765430.jpg -(81259B / 79.35KB, 585x627) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I kind of need your help
So i'm studying Javascript and now we're learning array matrix

Here's example of how I got 4,7,8

var arr = [[1,2,3],[4,5,6],[7,8,9]];
for(i = 1; i < arr.length; i++){
for(j = 0; j < i; j++){
console.log(arr[j]);
}
}

Right now I'm stuck at finding 2,3 and 6 number, I've been doing this particular homework for hours only on 2,3,6.....
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Henry Shittingstone - Sun, 10 Oct 2021 11:32:13 EST YiT0WU2c No.39899 Reply
I need a help to understand this, so if there's a guy with a good knowledge of JS, please don't ignore this thread.
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Nigel Nicklewater - Tue, 12 Oct 2021 21:49:18 EST mQOAgrkw No.39903 Reply
I hope this helps.

[code]
//2,3,6
//arr[0][1],arr[0][2],arr[1][2] //upper triangle
//"i<j" is the predicate
var arr = [[1,2,3],[4,5,6],[7,8,9]];
for(j = 1; j < arr.length; j++){
for(i = 0; i < j; i++){
console.log(arr[j]);
}
}
[/code]

books to read as a starter programmer?

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- Wed, 06 Oct 2021 12:31:28 EST yTf9ZFcb No.39888
File: 1633537888529.png -(22508B / 21.98KB, 1200x1000) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. books to read as a starter programmer?
so i finally decide to take my lazy ass out and stop watching animes / playing vidya to learn something, but im kinda stucki dont know exactly what to learn and being self thaught has been like an pain to me is there any books that you anons would recommend as an essential for an new person in programming like me ? thanks
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Henry Shittingstone - Sun, 10 Oct 2021 11:36:01 EST YiT0WU2c No.39900 Reply
If you're planning to learn web programming, you have to start from the basics.
First you have to learn HTML, then CSS and after finishing it start to learn Javascript.
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Henry Shittingstone - Sun, 10 Oct 2021 11:36:52 EST YiT0WU2c No.39901 Reply
Go to W3 Schools website.
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Graham Ponningstock - Wed, 13 Oct 2021 15:36:19 EST RfCPWDDi No.39907 Reply
>but im kinda stucki dont know exactly what to learn
Depends on what you actually want to accomplish with programming?
Unless you have a goal or some kind of project you want to do, chances aren't very high you'll be motivated to stick with it.

Advice on learning programming

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- Fri, 16 Apr 2021 11:08:29 EST lYgTaLfB No.39493
File: 1618585709512.jpg -(44635B / 43.59KB, 650x434) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Advice on learning programming
Im leaning computer science in college, just entered the course. Classes already suck. I was wondering if there was a better way to learn online, even better if free, some site or a program or a book maybe, i guess what im asking is whats the best way to learn programming ? how did you learn it ? thanks in advance
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Charles Bittinglare - Thu, 16 Sep 2021 11:11:33 EST QC4eIBGg No.39832 Reply
>>39809
I like the vibe of real programming and not scripted ContentTM. But making bots to mine BAT is stupid. Your wallet is going up, great, but it's not your wallet in any meaningful sense.
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Betsy Brabberbury - Sat, 09 Oct 2021 15:32:05 EST +tJIETCb No.39895 Reply
How can I learn low-level programing? I want to work on serenityos and RTOS kernels for fun but the code is really hard to understand.
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Phyllis Sebblebury - Sat, 09 Oct 2021 18:14:54 EST uZcUgW58 No.39896 Reply
>>39895
join his office hours and find something easy to contribute

Least bloated backend stack

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- Mon, 27 Sep 2021 07:56:13 EST bQK4WBOK No.39861
File: 1632743773738.jpg -(36770B / 35.91KB, 474x355) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Least bloated backend stack
Hi all,

What's the least bloated backend stack?

I want the simplest, cleanest, least complicated stack. Basically the opposite of node js.

I want some basic Post functionality on my website and I want to hook into a database for data.

Thoughts plz?
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Isabella Tootman - Sat, 02 Oct 2021 01:37:53 EST x6K3CZQk No.39875 Reply
>>39861
Any static site generator, golang even as a bunch that are simple to use and connect to a dbms. For screwing around testing ideas I use vercel which is next.js static CDN site, you run your own dbms somewhere else or use some google product like firebase in the beginning to test for free. It's pretty trivial to write html generating software many of these libraries exist everywhere already, you can make any site look interactive and still just be generating html netflix has design documents floating around on how they were going to do this but chose another method. If you hate all these things wasm binaries can be direclty loaded without node and many languages have libraries to create these though it's still MVP status, but you could run what you want a simple site all in wasm here's a demo https://www.qt.io/web-assembly-example-pizza-shop? but they have a ton of pics of different pizzas which takes the binary long to load, otherwise remove all those or finnesse and instant load, no node.js needed
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Albert Clubblekud - Tue, 05 Oct 2021 08:31:26 EST 2155Mom1 No.39884 Reply
>>39861

OP here.

A friend recommended Rust with rocket and that's what I'm going with. Guile scheme is clearly great and right in ideologies but in practice, lisp is horrendous. So I have up on that. I am also going to use this as a reason to learn Rust which was the biggest swing factor for me. I nearly used Guile Scheme but when my friend showed me Rust and rocket, I thought this would be as good a time as any to force myself to use it. I'm also aware of the benefits of Rust as language but have always dismissed it as I would just use C/C++. In terms of the boat factor, I think it's still pretty low. Thanks for all the input.
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James Gottingmud - Thu, 07 Oct 2021 18:46:29 EST c6CDly3Z No.39892 Reply
>>39884
lisp sucks 2 write w/o structural editing like paredit and built in emacs

When to switch jobs?

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- Sat, 11 Sep 2021 15:11:30 EST q6pa5J+x No.39824
File: 1631387490270.jpg -(659681B / 644.22KB, 1920x1080) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. When to switch jobs?
Hello,

I'm wondering when it would be reasonable for me to quit my current job and look for something better.

The current job pays terribly (I earned more working retail) but it's my first time as a developer so I needed the experience. Would it look bad on my resume if I only stayed here for 6 months and then went looking for another position elsewhere?
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Priscilla Bibberwill - Sat, 18 Sep 2021 16:04:39 EST UKwKm4Mb No.39842 Reply
>>39833
its the future dont be loyal to your employer, become un-expendable to your (current and potential) employeers
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Lydia Banderforth - Mon, 04 Oct 2021 16:47:50 EST 8b2jtF2w No.39882 Reply
>>39828

Not weird. It may be weird if you never stay longer than 6 months, but a 6 month gig isn't of itself an eyebrow raiser,

JavaScript - Help me with this shit

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- Wed, 29 Sep 2021 06:45:45 EST CB0GAX6r No.39865
File: 1632912345129.jpg -(1031533B / 1007.36KB, 1200x800) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. JavaScript - Help me with this shit
>Find the sum and product of all the numbers in the range 0-100, which I divide by 3 without a remainder, when you divide by 4 you get 1 remainder, and when you divide by 7 you get 2 residues.

for (g=1; g<=100; g++) {
if (g % 3 == 0 && g % 4 == 1 && g % 2 == 0) {
x = x*g;
}
}
console.log(x)
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Betsy Hosslefudge - Wed, 29 Sep 2021 18:45:18 EST Pwkb3PK7 No.39867 Reply
How can x mod y produce two residues? Oh wait I don't give a shit.
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Hedda Bapperspear - Wed, 29 Sep 2021 23:30:28 EST xY66AnMm No.39868 Reply
>>39867
Because the input to that function is different. Should've NB if you don't care.

Forum/Image baord Creation

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- Sat, 22 Aug 2020 18:01:19 EST qL+QCiK3 No.38945
File: 1598133679059.jpg -(277327B / 270.83KB, 1350x1450) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Forum/Image baord Creation
I want to program my own image board from scratch but I don't know what programming language is ideal or where to start at all, really. What is the best tutorial or book out there on this topic that I can follow?
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Albert Gaffingkatch - Thu, 02 Sep 2021 01:55:59 EST PRYO9wnw No.39787 Reply
do it in Perl lol
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Emma Gunningshit - Thu, 02 Sep 2021 17:04:38 EST RfCPWDDi No.39789 Reply
>>39601
There are loads of them already up on github, in a variety of langs, just give it a search

Chanpink imageboard

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- Fri, 07 Jul 2017 00:30:46 EST bQ0uc9Dn No.37103
File: 1499401846015.jpg -(658384B / 642.95KB, 1920x1080) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Chanpink imageboard
Hey /prog/
What do you think of this live imageboard I made?

https://chanpink.com

Semi Private APIs

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- Thu, 26 Aug 2021 22:01:21 EST xwPuj0z1 No.39774
File: 1630029681303.jpg -(71090B / 69.42KB, 722x727) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Semi Private APIs
Does anyone have any experience utilizing semi private apis for their own applications and whether or not it would be legal to send requests to it directly? The one I’m thinking of using does not require any authentication or API key. The frontend application that uses it is 100% open to the public. I would usually just use it and ask questions later, but my product manager was freaking out today. There is an end user agreement on the frontend app that mentions creating derivative applications not being allowed, but why would they notice or even care, it would just look like someone was using their frontend app a lot.

Am I being dumb or missing something? They have a paid version of the same api, but the end points their public apps hit are not secured in any way. Do you think they’d be able to distinguish my apps traffic from their regular traffic? Should I just push for the paid api?
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Fucking Blambleton - Fri, 27 Aug 2021 10:36:48 EST kUYDVGWC No.39775 Reply
>>39774
they will notice doing basic monitoring on thier services

Extracting .BIN file

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- Sat, 21 Aug 2021 19:39:38 EST YiT0WU2c No.39756
File: 1629589178323.jpg -(234199B / 228.71KB, 1200x1600) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Extracting .BIN file
I have a hobby of playing with 3D models of games.
The thing is that some files are locked inside .BIN, and I need to know about extracting .BIN files.
Is there any good program to do it?

GUI Question

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- Fri, 12 Feb 2021 02:04:51 EST cxNZOZ4O No.39356
File: 1613113491062.gif -(2401292B / 2.29MB, 218x316) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. GUI Question
Anybody here have experience with Tcl/Tk?
I'm wondering if/how you could do popups of animations (gif or video whatever works) like in ( Tim&Eric - Celery Man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maAFcEU6atk )
User is currently banned from all boards
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Shit Fanningbuck - Wed, 14 Apr 2021 12:07:07 EST qotx5/Tw No.39490 Reply
>>39356
[code]
from tkinter import *
import time
import os
root = Tk()

frameCnt = 12
frames = [PhotoImage(file='timericceleryman.gif',format = 'gif -index %i' %(i)) for i in range(frameCnt)]

def update(ind):

frame = frames[ind]
ind += 1
if ind == frameCnt:
ind = 0
label.configure(image=frame)
root.after(100, update, ind)
label = Label(root)
label.pack()
root.after(0, update, 0)
root.mainloop()
[/code]

As for homework, find out why it renders background badly
not sure if you can read it it says you are banned lmao
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Shit Fanningbuck - Wed, 14 Apr 2021 12:08:13 EST qotx5/Tw No.39491 Reply
>>39490
dont know how to post code, basically remember that update method ends with line: root.after(100, update, ind)
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Phoebe Boffinghall - Tue, 10 Aug 2021 16:18:56 EST RfCPWDDi No.39693 Reply
>>39490
I am banned! But apparently not so either!
Maybe ISP switched me out or something?

But just wanted to say I appreciated your response, still havent gotten around to doing the homework because it was to make 420ch OC anyway so being banned and all was putting off my motivation to proceed further

Gonna have another try now being alive again and all

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