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Discord Now Fully Linked With 420chan IRC

'scuse me while i kiss this guy

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- Sun, 13 Oct 2019 01:27:05 EST FnYiC6TO No.38154
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hairy garcia
User is currently banned from all boards


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- Mon, 01 Apr 2019 15:00:11 EST QdPKZn3P No.37737
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fuckiing lol, this feels like some cruel joke. all this for a triangle, why even bother
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George Cribberchure - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 14:46:43 EST SoU4F8Rl No.38019 Reply
too bad opengl went to shit and vulkan is just absolute fucking overkill, i would say its easier to just use opencl and write your own parallel rendering pipeline but its not, it really is not
Jack Brookgold - Thu, 03 Oct 2019 10:56:45 EST WcLVFQ2r No.38104 Reply
Bruh that's fucked up
Matilda Bebberhutch - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 21:39:41 EST jxqOU+Mu No.38165 Reply
this is so fucking accurate it hurts, ive been coding game engines for 20 years and why is this spot on

Porn scraper

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- Sun, 01 Oct 2017 05:52:25 EST +UW/1Srw No.37203
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I have a login to nubilefilms.com and am considering writing a quick scraper.

There is somewhere in the ballpark of 500GB of 1080p content plus loads of images.

Any interest?
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Phoebe Sondlenere - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 02:25:00 EST +0RE6QcI No.38144 Reply
Selenium is good when you are working with things like Javascript which won't load if you use bs4 (assuming you are doing this in Python). Selenium will get pretty much everything unless an element is hidden (if someone knows how to scrape hidden elements I'd love to know). Assuming they have cloudflare security (anti-bot protection) you can use cloudscraper to get around it, but than again you won't be loading any Javascript. I'd start with bs4 with requests just because it's setup is fast.
Phoebe Sondlenere - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 02:29:39 EST +0RE6QcI No.38145 Reply
Id be more concerned with them tracking account history. No amount of cookie clearing or proxies would hide it. If anything showing up in multiple locations on multiple ip's is more suspicious. I'd just rip a reasonable amount at a time something which is technically possible for a legit user.
Martin Denderstick - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 17:21:01 EST a9BpE8FS No.38146 Reply
lol that you basically necroed the thread and I actually saw the post.
Yeah you're right of course that would be a concern, but at this point I would have already got all the content.
Any way I ended up paying for stuff I actually wanted like an adult at a discounted price. I also ended up not using it like one too.

music project

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- Fri, 04 Oct 2019 15:07:24 EST CO8MDNTv No.38109
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hi 420chan. i want to be able to assign sound files (musical notes played on an instrument which i will have recorded) in whatever order i want and at assigned intervals. i want to "compile" and output to the speakers or to a larger sound file. the only experience coding I have is client side (web design) :/ javascript always seemed too hard. any tips where to start? C? could i even do it with javascript do you think? windows and linux both run programs written in C, right?

i just feel like i'll have the MOST authorship power (aka creative control) if I can make the program that orders the music at its most basic level, instead of relying on commercial software that I had no hand in creating and thus may never quite fully understand. call me enthusiastic possibly, but i don't want to spend time trying to understand the DAWs.

feel free to ignore this post if you think I should be searching the search engines and studying on the programming languages on my own to find my answer. honestly, this post is as much a reminder to myself to find the information myself as it is a cry for help.

pic is the ammoon panda
Betsy Cranderwine - Fri, 04 Oct 2019 17:04:14 EST Fs8QcJ3a No.38110 Reply
It sounds like you're looking for a music tracker. There are hundreds.
Edward Shittinghood - Sun, 06 Oct 2019 10:13:43 EST CO8MDNTv No.38121 Reply
but I don't understand the music tracker. :( it seems like only the creators must know how they work. and the ones who made the tutorials were their sexslave students or something. i understamp gimp/photoshop, but not blender. i'm mystified by the music software!

i have simple ideas like "play my recorded note sounds in a certain order"
arent there websites with big directories of commands i may utilize to write a simple program to achieve this
which language should i investigate?
what is python used for?
am i shitposting
Shitting Bardstock - Sun, 06 Oct 2019 13:06:43 EST x6K3CZQk No.38123 Reply
What you want is exactly what Nyquist does https://functionalcs.github.io/curriculum/#orge5b0887 and the same authors of Nyquist also made Audacity. You can do things like programatically select sound notes, give them variable names, and select any order of playback, repeat them in loops, anything you want. You can get both books the course uses on libgen.is though it's a weird Lisp syntax, the first half the second book on Algorithmic Composition covers intro to programming w/Nyquist. They take this to the extreme Sprockets level, by using probability/Markov chains to write their own noise but you of course don't have to do this just use it for grabbing and splitting up sound files into data you want to manipulate. MIT has a bunch of courses on sound design and algorithmic music using programming languages as well https://ocw.mit.edu/courses/music-and-theater-arts/

Resume/portfolio project ideas?

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- Tue, 30 Jul 2019 16:20:32 EST R9gxgrMh No.37940
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I just got my CS bachelors, and I'd like to get some personal projects under my belt before I apply to places.

What are some good ideas for software projects for a new graduate?
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Edward Hollerwell - Thu, 15 Aug 2019 09:19:58 EST 0u7XtIRD No.37970 Reply
Really, I just found some problems or ceoncepts that interested me and started from there.

Even before I started my CS, I had written a small program that read out hardware information from the computer in C# with a sprinkle of x86 assembly... basically a CPU-Z clone with a few extra features. I've considered updating that one a bit with a few new things i've learned since.

Something that interacts with external hardware or homemade electronics. This can be anything from a small Arduino project to something entirely homemade that interacts in some way with the PC or another type of computer, like a smartphone.

Making a few small, simple games are also an option. It can be an excellent way to learn how to manipulate graphics quickly and manage system resources. Demonstrating simple AI algorithms like pathfinding can be well packaged in a game.

Anything that can parse and manipulate vast amounts of data quickly. Many businesses out there have huge databases of finances and statistics that need to be boiled down and shown in a simple manner. Again, certain hardware, like GPUs can be harnessed to accelerate this.

Something that automates a task in your home...

A simple AI that can recognize text or image components.

Taking an existing solution, like an API or server component and improving upon the workflow somehow... it can also be a simple, but useful UI for said API.

A simple robot project like a smartphone-controlled RC car or drone.

Really, the possibilities are endless... the hard part is always figuring out where to start :)

Getting Work Online

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- Fri, 26 Jul 2019 11:07:09 EST /XSWK9U7 No.37931
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Any suggestions for getting freelance type work over the Internet? Elance used to be good, but now it's Upwork and a complete cesspit. Freelancer.com is even worse.
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George Cribberchure - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 14:43:24 EST SoU4F8Rl No.38018 Reply
yea but have you seen their code holy shit
Frederick Tootham - Tue, 01 Oct 2019 06:27:39 EST 6x4VgI80 No.38088 Reply
you can find a lot of freelance work
Frederick Tootham - Tue, 01 Oct 2019 08:16:09 EST 6x4VgI80 No.38089 Reply
You can create own site or app for smarphones. You can try to use some free site apps like wix or wordpress. But firstly you need to know about type of your site or apps. If you have plan to start online business I want to suggest you to check information about mvp app here https://spdload.com/blog/guide-to-launch-an-mvp/

Made a new text board

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- Fri, 30 Mar 2018 08:47:43 EST UVRoze3r No.37484
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Made a new text board tell me what do you guys think. I am a beginner coder
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Polly Lightway - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 15:35:05 EST Fs8QcJ3a No.38021 Reply
Why did you stop bumping old threads? Quitters never win.
Samuel Chemmlenerk - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 22:57:34 EST x6K3CZQk No.38023 Reply
This is perfect except for the tripcode field.
Simon Soblingman - Sat, 14 Sep 2019 13:37:37 EST tIjRESAS No.38024 Reply
Yeah, he should keep the field but change the greyed-out-text to "don't actually use this though"

i wanna do something

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- Sat, 31 Aug 2019 08:55:46 EST X2dvP4yn No.38003
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hey anons
give me some of your retarded app/project ideas and i'll try to make them real
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Thomas Clundlebury - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 10:08:01 EST tIjRESAS No.38007 Reply
Make an app that simulates neural drug ports and can tell if a combination of medicines/drugs could be dangerous or symbiotic, by a database plugin of active chemicals and which receptors they interact with
Wesley Clanderfitch - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 21:54:54 EST iQqSwgvw No.38009 Reply
Make an app that ACTUALLY gives you privacy online
Jenny Blezzlefoot - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 23:31:54 EST tIjRESAS No.38012 Reply
Make an app where you take a picture of your butthole and it tells you which pornstars butthole it's most similar to.
Or, JunkSwap, like FaceApp or whatever it's called, but it switches your dick/ass/vagina. Either just the ones in view (for lewd selfies with your partner, swap your genitals, or swap for pornstars that have licenced off their junks.


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- Sun, 28 Apr 2019 15:33:21 EST lW62FiRg No.37793
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total newbie in programming

i want to start to learn how to program. what are all the languages and which one should I start with from easiest to hardest?

goal is to work from home and make income
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Matilda Shittingspear - Mon, 08 Jul 2019 16:43:11 EST tIjRESAS No.37909 Reply
>what are all the languages
No programmer ever knows them all.
As in, even heard their names. There just are so many. People make new ones all the time. Most never gain that much traction.
>which one should I start with from easiest to hardest
I'd recommend to use the resource https://www.htdp.org/2019-02-24/ to start with (but skip the "Prologue" section, it's actually a ruse to make you feel lost intentionally, simulating how other books teach programming). It uses a custom language for beginners made to teach better rather than be good for big projects / companies. My first attempts at programming never went anywhere because I never felt like I was actually learning to solve problems, rather like I was learning a load of curiosa without being shown the proper ways to use it. Because I was trying to learn C++ because that's what the big boys use.

Then after you've learned the basics, you would pick up a real world language based on what you actually want to do. The reason there are so many languages are that they are fit for different purposes. Working from home is probably more common with web development afaik.

But also seconding >>37811 , why programming?
It probably isn't the most straightforward or most sure way to reach your goal.
Also learning programming takes a lot of time and effort. Will you actually sit down and crunch or will you just switch tabs to some youtube vid as soon as things get challenging?

Programming for Retards 101: Explaining to You As If You're a Child

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- Fri, 19 Apr 2019 00:39:57 EST fGSblL+b No.37762
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I think I might be too retarded to be a programmer. When I am given an assignment for my course work at community college I always have a hard time figuring out what needs to be done. I don't think I am that much of a failure at simple logic, but I'm not a genius so I can't figure out just what it is that I need to do. I am alright with structured programs and sometimes feel as if I excel at that but when it comes to making a bug move position in Java I am lost at the start. I cannot even form an algorithm to save my fucking life. Is there any hope that I would ever grasp everything in programming? I can't even figure out how passing methods/functions in any given language actually works. This is enough to make me contemplate suicide since this means it's one more thing that I would never excel at or one more thing that I would only excel at with the bare minimum. Who else feels this way?
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Phineas Blythedale - Wed, 22 May 2019 14:41:55 EST e+24tp3r No.37858 Reply

>collage these days
>collage level block of classes
>collage but not for a degree

Pls guys, go to collage just don't enroll in a art program or you will only learn how to make collages

Making money from programming

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- Sat, 18 Aug 2018 23:02:59 EST vb/GtI8M No.37631
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I did a coding project for a college professor despite having no prior experience. It was for some pretty important work this dude needed help with to get published, so I'm over-confident and full of myself right now because of my babby's first programming script.

All I did was scrape information from some websites. Anyways, how can I make money from my obviously god-tier programming abilities? I need to ride this high of ignorance before I realize I don't know anything about programming.
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Fucking Gushnare - Thu, 14 Mar 2019 18:55:43 EST DF3Sj/6k No.37713 Reply
>Zen Coding for SQL

I think that's called LINQ in C#
Hugh Blatherdale - Tue, 27 Aug 2019 21:11:14 EST x6K3CZQk No.37995 Reply
Put an ad in your local craigslist that you specialize in software sorcery.

Please halp

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- Wed, 21 Aug 2019 12:50:26 EST vQUrFMIl No.37978
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Can anybody tell me why this is producing 0?

public class Debug2 {
public static void main(String[] args) {

//Producing zero because integer division of a smaller number by a larger number
//always results in zero.
int i = 9;
int j = 5 / 6 * i * 4 ;

I marked it as producing a zero because integer division of a smaller number by a larger one always results in 0, but that's only part of the question. I'm supposed to solve it to produce the correct answer (30) in integer format, while leaving j as an int. I am completely lost...
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Phyllis Fennerhood - Wed, 21 Aug 2019 17:26:29 EST De9RwqWL No.37981 Reply
Its integer arithmetic. "5/6" ->0 and zero times...

Move all the divides to the right: "5 * i * 4 / 6". Result will be rounded down
Phyllis Fennerhood - Wed, 21 Aug 2019 17:37:16 EST De9RwqWL No.37982 Reply
You also need to be aware of range checking:

" j = 5 * i * 4" -> " j / 5 / 4 = i"

(min(j)/ 5 / 4) <= i <= (max(j)/ 5 / 4)

(0x80000000 / 5 / 4) <= i <= (0x7fffffff / 5 / 4)

"-107374182 <= i <= 107374182 "


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- Fri, 16 Aug 2019 02:33:15 EST WWFlYsyZ No.37971
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Been learning HTML

Finally feel useful
Simon Nuckleteg - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 18:59:22 EST x6K3CZQk No.37972 Reply
Try this: https://n0x400.1mb.site/#sec-1-1
It's designed for people with zero programming background, covers CSS, HTML, the DOM/JS, some React, lot's of other things. Full lectures available. It's a workshop so you follow along with your javascript console open manipulating divs.

My only complaint is the lectures on socket.io and mongodb, stick with Postgresql and learn actual websockets for any real life application.

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