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is this shit even worth it?

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- Tue, 25 Feb 2020 18:19:47 EST /PxwMEAt No.38517
File: 1582672787720.jpg -(17495B / 17.08KB, 270x480) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. is this shit even worth it?
>be me
>study python for 6 months
>apply for entry level python dev job
>get called for interview
>interview goes great
>they like my personal projects
>"Hey anon, we have no python positions atm. Here's a PHP project. If you do it in 2 weeks you're hired"
>mfw I have to learn php, sql, jquery and js basics AND finish the project in 2 weeks

What should I do? I have no prior experience and I could really use this. Plus it's a work from home job
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Polly Clayhood - Wed, 04 Mar 2020 07:15:55 EST CzvlG8li No.38524 Reply
Isn't Laravel just a RoR clone? Pretty sure OP already knows Django or something.
George Paffingchock - Thu, 05 Mar 2020 21:18:09 EST 9IARvDIT No.38525 Reply
I guess you could call all MVC libraries "clones" since they all implement the same basic functions. I mean, MVC as a design is pretty well standardized, so of course they'll all be similar.
Cedric Wonningsetch - Sat, 07 Mar 2020 14:13:29 EST grW9fWKu No.38528 Reply
there's no such thing as "study python", nor are there python programmers. some programmers (with a computer science degree or an equivalent hacking experience) just happen to like python, so they spend a lot of time with it, learning various nooks and crannies, thus becoming somewhat more valuable, when choosing between equivalents. some languages require "study", because underlying concepts that they come with might be novel, or esoteric (for lack of better word), that's why you sometimes hear programmers "study" haskell or apl or the like. if you're one of those people who, with no other programming experience, decided to learn python to get a lucrative programming job, you're in for a surprise.

This is a drug board. This is a shit post. I am rather up there on stimulants at the moment

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- Wed, 05 Feb 2020 19:08:51 EST jlQ0sUgr No.38469
File: 1580947731116.png -(93460B / 91.27KB, 449x702) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. This is a drug board.  This is a shit post.  I am rather up there on stimulants at the moment
Hello /prog/

Being as I've spent my time since before the sun went down compulsively railing crushed stimulant tablets and fucking around with my computer, I just wanted to express that it's FUCKING FANTASTIC when some random internet stranger comes out of nowhere and manages to not only find the solution to a scripting problem that I have, because obviously I don't understand the script nearly enough, because obviously I only found the scripting software yesterday and to my knowledge it uses a unique scripting language, and BAM fucking solution to the problem. Here's the script, fucking run that shit and be amazed.


Anyways. I just wanted to say it's great when people more knowledgeable with codes, scripts, and programming languages are nice enough to help those who are far less familiar or skilled with the craft.






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Ian Bardshaw - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 08:50:08 EST w3xYW6Kp No.38514 Reply
I've used stims and programmed. I found the more drugs i took the more productive i was but the quality went down.
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Emma Pucklefet - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 12:41:09 EST UsKhzVYo No.38515 Reply
isn't that kind of a paradox? Wouldn't quality be a modifier on productivity?
Betsy Pablingwit - Tue, 25 Feb 2020 03:20:13 EST ulFtssol No.38516 Reply
weed did the same for me.
i wrote easily a few solutions a session, but the next day i overlooked my commits and wondered why i'd implement these things overly complex.

but i got shit done.

Declaring a Constant with four potential values?

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- Mon, 27 Jan 2020 18:55:33 EST cxiYXZa6 No.38430
File: 1580169333590.png -(8552B / 8.35KB, 1002x199) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Declaring a Constant with four potential values?
In this homework assignment, I've hit a snag. We're working with superclasses and subclasses, and in one of the subclasses he wants us to declare the property as a contant. The trouble is, if I declare a constant property initialized to an empty string, I can't later assign a value to it, and there are four potential values. I get that he wants us to declare it as final with it's associated value, but buggered if I can figure out how to do it...
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Thomas Merringwedge - Sat, 01 Feb 2020 02:43:36 EST gTE5/eSF No.38442 Reply

It's not intro. I figured it out. Declaring it as a property of the subclass then adding it as a parameter to the constructor allows me to assign it a value at the time of creation. My teacher is just being a weirdo. He likes to make us do ridiculous things.
Walter Clayhood - Sat, 15 Feb 2020 04:13:00 EST vKYETtkX No.38495 Reply
I think you actually just summarized how React works.
Basil Sillernane - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 01:21:07 EST CXDAbT7D No.38511 Reply
Your mistake was initializing the value as an empty string.

also, it shouldn't be static.

also you need to add a default constructor.

t. thirdworlder

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- Tue, 04 Feb 2020 20:35:09 EST mcluWueB No.38462
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Is there any chances to find a job on this board?
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Beta Test Online - Wed, 05 Feb 2020 15:53:03 EST 1o9cRzED No.38468 Reply
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Thou Mayest.
Welcome to www.cumshots.net!
>tUh-oh, better hide that VIRGINITY!<
me - Thu, 06 Feb 2020 00:40:04 EST mcluWueB No.38470 Reply
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I'm not pretty enough for such things and withdrawal to my country is unavailable
Thank you for tryin to help
Ernest Goodshit - Thu, 13 Feb 2020 10:39:54 EST x6K3CZQk No.38492 Reply
If you had to you could get a job on flexjobs answering pizza and other order calls for $6/hr. You could also get another shitty customer support job just answering emails for $6/hr at the same time on flexjobs increasing your salary to USD$12/hr for absolutely shitty work but if you truly are in the 3rd world then $1900 or so per month in salary is a huge amount.


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- Sat, 09 Nov 2019 14:26:28 EST PjXtvEop No.38263
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Five Lights - Wed, 13 Nov 2019 21:17:10 EST PjXtvEop No.38270 Reply
oh look, everything's STILL A NIGHTMARE
Blacklights - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 15:26:37 EST Wrhh1pBq No.38304 Reply
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1956 called, they want their information theory back...
https://9san.ch/b/ - Sun, 02 Feb 2020 13:41:53 EST koRkh40I No.38452 Reply
very nice thread

Forgetting how to defecate

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- Mon, 20 Jan 2020 14:34:01 EST 5U0840IT No.38404
File: 1579548841855.jpg -(75309B / 73.54KB, 640x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Forgetting how to defecate
You ever have those moments when you gotta read up the documentation for simple shit like a printf?

Today I forgot how to do function declarations in Ruby, despite having worked on a RoR project since March last year - dw I've already flagellated so it's all good now.
William Penkinridge - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 11:42:43 EST 2uMcyjEl No.38411 Reply
You can forget anything that isn't muscle memory. Trick is not to remember everything but to find what you need very quickly.

batch coding is vomit

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- Sun, 12 Jan 2020 07:15:08 EST HQAcTPs5 No.38373
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hello, the batch coding language is vomit. thanks.

Div border

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- Thu, 09 Jan 2020 00:21:17 EST suC9dMVz No.38354
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Hi guys, gals.

Checking to see if you could solve this problem.

So i'm butting a border around a div like so
margin: 0px;
padding: 100px 0px 0px 20px;
float: left;
border-bottom: 1px solid black;
border-right: 1px solid black;
border-top: 1px solid black;
border-radius: 0px 10px 10px 0px ;

Html code like this "<div id="menu">

But the border ignores the padding it has as can be seen on the image.

Any thought on this. Thank you.
Phyllis Wurrynure - Thu, 09 Jan 2020 01:15:05 EST suC9dMVz No.38355 Reply
Nevermind just switched to margin and it works now.

Django is harddddddd

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- Thu, 09 May 2019 22:42:52 EST HwbQjjrQ No.37832
File: 1557456172320.jpg -(3320922B / 3.17MB, 4032x3024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Django is harddddddd
Can one of y'all god tier progs hmu on discord. A fellas could use some Django advice.
Pic is my AV away setup for aesthetics
Discord: zdan#7177
Lydia Pushville - Thu, 26 Dec 2019 23:39:37 EST UY4/AS2v No.38324 Reply
I was literally going to saying this.

Do it, OP.

I seem to be making it while faking it

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- Sat, 19 Oct 2019 15:40:29 EST 2/QattcD No.38179
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I haven't had any formal programming experience, but I've been coding some visualization and analytics stuff for my department and everyone seems really impressed. There are hushed whispers that I'll be asked to do that full time and gtfo the lab finally. It's really a dream job for me, but tbh it's felt pretty easy so far. I enjoy doing it and do it just for fun outside of work. Is it actually gonna get hard at some point? Seems easy to impress people with little-to-no coding knowledge.

tldr: lab biologist making r/shiny applications for my department and possibly about to be offered a full time application developer role
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Cornelius Snodfoot - Sat, 19 Oct 2019 22:51:06 EST x6K3CZQk No.38182 Reply
You should probably learn how not to make a critical mistake when presenting data http://www.datasciencecourse.org/notes/visualization/ such as avoiding pie charts. The programming part is indeed very easy, the hard part is learning how to make a proper visualization for analysis. Get every rigorous book you can find on visualization for analysis and focus later on the programming aspect, which would entirely consist of writing more efficient code, making it more modular so you can update visualizations more easily, etc.
James Randi - Mon, 28 Oct 2019 11:56:43 EST dCQT3//7 No.38223 Reply
To people who don't know any code it seems like magic.
I'm still really early in my coding journey and am all self taught.
I realize I hardly know shit but every time I try to describe what I'm doing to people with no knowledge of this stuff or atleast a basic understanding of computer science, well I might as well be speaking another language.
Aspid - Thu, 07 Nov 2019 20:02:44 EST PjXtvEop No.38254 Reply
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Same. There's almost nothing I had in common with anyone anyways and then imagine trying to describe your latest trouble or victory... I have watched people's eyes GLAZE over like I saturated them with information, like they're staring into infinity. The alienation is only going to get worse too as you descend deeper and deeper into this little rabbit hole.

It's hard to keep up

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- Sat, 11 Aug 2018 20:16:01 EST pikkS2SL No.37627
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I've studied IT and computer science. I have work experience under my belt, tech certifications, know multiple programming languages and frameworks and operating systems, have personal projects on GitHub, made websites for people, read tech books in my spare time, go to hackathons and networking events, etc. But it's so hard to keep up with all the industry changes.

Before I have a phone interview for next week, I have to learn a new programming language and a new web server platform. I also have to brush up on a different language I haven't really used in a while, and I also have to get familiar with a certain program I haven't used that much. I probably won't get the job. It's so exhausting to have to constantly learn new shit all the time. It'll always be like this, since tech is always changing.

How do you manage all of it?
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Edwin Cliffingchatch - Thu, 30 May 2019 18:43:45 EST /XSWK9U7 No.37877 Reply

> Now I'm working for myself on a nameless web app project marketed towards freelancers.

How are you funding that, or is it already producing?
Archie Blytheforth - Thu, 07 Nov 2019 16:29:14 EST a9BpE8FS No.38253 Reply
Instead of creating a new thread for general bitching about work I'll add it to this one.
Web development is a clusterfuck, especially if you work for small business.
What sucks is fucking arbitrary deadlines for loosely defined features.
And you gonna work alone. Any crap they tell you about "team centered" is BS.

So you are expected to be a robot that never makes the "fatal" mistake of having to spend a day or two looking something up without also pushing commits.
I'm thinking about just not pushing my commits when I do them and instead giving them a trickle as so they get off my ass.
Eliza Huttingfuck - Fri, 08 Nov 2019 20:55:04 EST x6K3CZQk No.38259 Reply
Yes, the arbitrary deadlines. "This is a simple feature, should take you a week at most". Then you realize the complexity involved of said simple update, and that it will involve refactoring a majority of the program itself, When I was slaving for those freelancer sites like Top Tal that's exactly what would happen and everybody would just push anyway to avoid scrutiny from mgt because you quickly learn, nobody cares, they have no interest in quality because the real money is in the user data they have accumulated. Do you have a million unique emails? I'll buy your service for X amount. I don't care if the spaghetti code is ready to self destruct we're only interested in your userbase and will shut down your entire site after purchase anyway.

Anyway if you hate webdev you should look around your area for what universities are hiring research programmers. They always need webdevs to write UIs for the post-doc's and everything is a grant, so you're set for certain period and can't get fired unless you really fuck up. At the same time you are networking with PhDs and professors, and they're giving you information, plus written letters of reference you can use to either attend a gradschool, or get another assignment at that university. You have the letter you're in before anybody else.

What's the deal

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- Fri, 01 Nov 2019 06:03:59 EST GWwvKNt9 No.38227
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What's the deal with these O Reilly programming books and the vicious animals on the front covers?

I hate to judge a book by its cover, but these guys are kinda making it hard not to.
Fuck Worthingstock - Fri, 01 Nov 2019 06:57:59 EST wczacrS6 No.38228 Reply

The books suck anyway. Why pay when you have everything you need online for free?

'scuse me while i kiss this guy

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- Sun, 13 Oct 2019 01:27:05 EST FnYiC6TO No.38154
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hairy garcia
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- Mon, 01 Apr 2019 15:00:11 EST QdPKZn3P No.37737
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fuckiing lol, this feels like some cruel joke. all this for a triangle, why even bother
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George Cribberchure - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 14:46:43 EST SoU4F8Rl No.38019 Reply
too bad opengl went to shit and vulkan is just absolute fucking overkill, i would say its easier to just use opencl and write your own parallel rendering pipeline but its not, it really is not
Jack Brookgold - Thu, 03 Oct 2019 10:56:45 EST WcLVFQ2r No.38104 Reply
Bruh that's fucked up
Matilda Bebberhutch - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 21:39:41 EST jxqOU+Mu No.38165 Reply
this is so fucking accurate it hurts, ive been coding game engines for 20 years and why is this spot on

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