The hell am I doing wrong here View Thread Reply Hide Charlotte Bradgestog - Fri, 17 May 2019 10:15:39 EST GJnT0eOG No.37848 File: 1558102539275.jpg -(68101B / 66.50KB, 500x348) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Just learning C++ and I'm trying to make a basic calculator. For some reason it won't provide an answer to the question.#include "pch.h"#include <iostream>int getValue(){ std::cout << "Enter a number.\n"; int x; std::cin >> x; return x;}char getOperator(){ std::cout << "Enter an operator \n + for addition. \n - for subtraction. \n * for multiplication. \n / for division. \n"; char y; std::cin >> y; return y;}int answer(int x, char op, int z){ if (op = '+') { std::cout << x + z << '\n'; } else if (op = '-') { std::cout << x - z << '\n'; Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. 3 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Charlotte Bradgestog - Fri, 17 May 2019 11:07:41 EST GJnT0eOG No.37852 Reply nvm figured it out. Moved process to main instead of making it outside it. >> Fuck Bardbanks - Sat, 18 May 2019 05:31:05 EST yWCJdZvc No.37854 Reply 1558171865043.png -(600145B / 586.08KB, 1280x1280) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I'm glad you figured it out yourself, OP. >> mxhdrm - Fri, 19 Jul 2019 16:00:43 EST mC4+gltW No.37920 Reply >>37848Next time post bin link not raw text..
>> Charlotte Bradgestog - Fri, 17 May 2019 11:07:41 EST GJnT0eOG No.37852 Reply nvm figured it out. Moved process to main instead of making it outside it.
>> Fuck Bardbanks - Sat, 18 May 2019 05:31:05 EST yWCJdZvc No.37854 Reply 1558171865043.png -(600145B / 586.08KB, 1280x1280) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I'm glad you figured it out yourself, OP.
>> mxhdrm - Fri, 19 Jul 2019 16:00:43 EST mC4+gltW No.37920 Reply >>37848Next time post bin link not raw text..
Django is harddddddd View Thread Reply Hide Doris Fonningfoot - Thu, 09 May 2019 22:42:52 EST HwbQjjrQ No.37832 File: 1557456172320.jpg -(3320922B / 3.17MB, 4032x3024) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Can one of y'all god tier progs hmu on discord. A fellas could use some Django advice. Pic is my AV away setup for aesthetics Discord: zdan#7177
What level of "freedom" shall i expect after learning linux View Thread Reply Hide Hugh Chebberstig - Sat, 04 May 2019 02:33:30 EST CuWZzwai No.37819 File: 1556951610303.png -(499814B / 488.10KB, 1920x1080) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. The author is making it so rewarding but to which level? >> Hugh Chebberstig - Sat, 04 May 2019 04:11:07 EST CuWZzwai No.37820 Reply 1556957467303.jpg -(376862B / 368.03KB, 3000x2314) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Well,nevermind this post,saw this roadmap and i'm a bit mindblown
>> Hugh Chebberstig - Sat, 04 May 2019 04:11:07 EST CuWZzwai No.37820 Reply 1556957467303.jpg -(376862B / 368.03KB, 3000x2314) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Well,nevermind this post,saw this roadmap and i'm a bit mindblown
Redpill me on ANN's View Thread Reply Hide Jenny Pazzlefere - Thu, 18 Apr 2019 13:22:19 EST Sd0OtoID No.37758 File: 1555608139219.jpg -(15455B / 15.09KB, 480x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Hello /prog/, redpill me on Artificial Neural Networks. 1 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Emma Hennerdad - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 01:00:49 EST Bcf6RPCK No.37764 Reply They are just another classification algorithm. All the Machine Learning or Artificial Intelligence conversation around it is just hype. It's a complex statistics equation and not intelligence. We cannot really build a computer algorithm that matches the way a human neural network learns because we do not understand the human brain well enough to mimic it. >> waiting for a plane at a shitty airport - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 18:06:44 EST x6K3CZQk No.37769 Reply 1555711604565.jpg -(2516124B / 2.40MB, 3840x2160) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>37758Google currently has the most advanced deep learning network and has no idea what to do with it, because network latency has not caught up with ANN technology, in other words we all have shit internet, because telecom monopolies essentially rule our countries and can just enjoy collecting fees for subpar service because there is nothing any of us can do about it without having a trillion dollars to bribe politicians with in order to deploy a modern network. Eventually this will change and then ANN/deep learning you will see some significant changes.Imagine a hand held, wearable projecting or contact worn device that when you walk into a small restaurant in Hong Kong it can tell you everything that is going on the second you enter. For example, what language various tables are speaking, what conversation you can join and which one is private, what order is currently being prepared, etc. Translation can be instant so people with different languages will be able to easily communicate. Probabilities of danger can be calculated to warn the 'user' what's about to happen if they run across the street since the ANN has already learned their running speed. This is generally referred to as hyper reality https://youtu.be/YJg02ivYzSs >> Under Intact - Fri, 03 May 2019 00:04:12 EST 4yEi4Loi No.37816 Reply Pretty sure that image is taken from the music video for One by Metallica.
>> Emma Hennerdad - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 01:00:49 EST Bcf6RPCK No.37764 Reply They are just another classification algorithm. All the Machine Learning or Artificial Intelligence conversation around it is just hype. It's a complex statistics equation and not intelligence. We cannot really build a computer algorithm that matches the way a human neural network learns because we do not understand the human brain well enough to mimic it.
>> waiting for a plane at a shitty airport - Fri, 19 Apr 2019 18:06:44 EST x6K3CZQk No.37769 Reply 1555711604565.jpg -(2516124B / 2.40MB, 3840x2160) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. >>37758Google currently has the most advanced deep learning network and has no idea what to do with it, because network latency has not caught up with ANN technology, in other words we all have shit internet, because telecom monopolies essentially rule our countries and can just enjoy collecting fees for subpar service because there is nothing any of us can do about it without having a trillion dollars to bribe politicians with in order to deploy a modern network. Eventually this will change and then ANN/deep learning you will see some significant changes.Imagine a hand held, wearable projecting or contact worn device that when you walk into a small restaurant in Hong Kong it can tell you everything that is going on the second you enter. For example, what language various tables are speaking, what conversation you can join and which one is private, what order is currently being prepared, etc. Translation can be instant so people with different languages will be able to easily communicate. Probabilities of danger can be calculated to warn the 'user' what's about to happen if they run across the street since the ANN has already learned their running speed. This is generally referred to as hyper reality https://youtu.be/YJg02ivYzSs
>> Under Intact - Fri, 03 May 2019 00:04:12 EST 4yEi4Loi No.37816 Reply Pretty sure that image is taken from the music video for One by Metallica.
Help me solve this issue, spent too long trying to solve it my self. View Thread Reply Hide James Randi - Tue, 09 Apr 2019 10:07:30 EST 1LDhr8d/ No.37744 File: 1554818850260.png -(30827B / 30.10KB, 250x631) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. https://www.circlejerk.com/r/unrealengine/comments/batz13/trying_to_create_a_player_inventory_system_from_a/Posted all the pertinent info here.Trying to make a inventory system in unreal engine, but the tutorial seems slightly out of date and I don't want to abandoned this project right now. 2 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> James Randi - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 13:43:20 EST 1LDhr8d/ No.37751 Reply >>37744I fixed it but now the inv window dosent open. >> Hannah Settingkidge - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 23:30:03 EST yWCJdZvc No.37753 Reply >>37751For that you'll probably have to use the Blueprint debugger. Try stepping through things and examining the values of each variable as they change and try to see what's going wrong. Look for values that do not match your expectations of what they should be. >> James Randi - Mon, 22 Apr 2019 08:19:48 EST 1LDhr8d/ No.37773 Reply >>37753Good advice.I already solved this tho.
>> James Randi - Sun, 14 Apr 2019 13:43:20 EST 1LDhr8d/ No.37751 Reply >>37744I fixed it but now the inv window dosent open.
>> Hannah Settingkidge - Tue, 16 Apr 2019 23:30:03 EST yWCJdZvc No.37753 Reply >>37751For that you'll probably have to use the Blueprint debugger. Try stepping through things and examining the values of each variable as they change and try to see what's going wrong. Look for values that do not match your expectations of what they should be.
>> James Randi - Mon, 22 Apr 2019 08:19:48 EST 1LDhr8d/ No.37773 Reply >>37753Good advice.I already solved this tho.
Converting plaintext to runnable code View Thread Reply Hide David Sundlelock - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 17:25:18 EST DF3Sj/6k No.37708 File: 1552512318833.jpg -(5910B / 5.77KB, 195x259) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Hey guys. I'm making a little game in unity right now and I'm building the quest system. I want to make this system open ended, as in a quest requirement could be anything from clicking a ui button to changing any property in the game. My first thought was to make a " " simple " " parsing engine to detect my own processing tags (i.e. $player.name) and then build a crapload of utility functions to execute any possible command.The problem is that this game is a simulation, with a HUGE array of possible commands, and a huge amount of granularity interfacing those commands with all the data classes.Is it possible to convert plaintext to c# AND run it while the game is running?Example quest: questID = Tutorial_1questTitle = Welcome to the gamequestDescription = Helo $player.fullName;. blah blah blahquestGiverId = (automatically set by system)questGoals<String> (list):[0] player.personalProperty.getBankData().getPrimaryAccount().balance == 100,000,000;Rewards: gameSystems.events.pushEvent(Main_2.asset);etc.etc. 1 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Ingledink Humperbird - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 03:22:05 EST DF3Sj/6k No.37724 Reply >>37720I think the plain-text structure will be the easy part. Almost all 'text-code' will be stored in lists where there is ONLY 'text-code'. One statement per element. The exception to this, is in display text, where I would piggyback what I'm already having to do with 'get' statements denoted by $ and ended by ; As for the functionality I need... That's what's lead me to this. Let's take a use-case from my game for example:The game includes a (simplified) 'bank' system. This system keeps records and logs on transfers between players in the game. Perhaps a quest requires a player to transfer a certain amount to someone else... perhaps a quest RESULTS in a character transferring something to the player. Either way, this occurring THROUGH the bank system is important.There are a ton of systems throughout the game like this. I've considered writing a ton of custom listeners, a command-line system, a bunch of stuff. Nothing has the appeal of just being able to script:"thisQuest.questGiver.initateBankTransfer(thisQuest.questOwner, 800,000)"and stick it in a List<String> for when it's needed.I get that what I'm asking sounds excessive here... but anything else I can think of feels like it will wind up being a spaghetti code clusterfuck. My big concern is the runtime overhead if a lot of these compilations go off at once. >> Hedda Cranningdig - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 23:51:24 EST pHfDabYj No.37729 Reply fucking class and subclasses manthey fix all of this by only using modular changes when you bridge them. >> Jack Honeyham - Wed, 17 Apr 2019 07:15:30 EST De9RwqWL No.37754 Reply >>37708Maybe a bit late, but I had a similar situation.At the end I adopted a different approach using spidermonkey. It's the previous javascript evolution and has interfacing to native classes.You build C++ classes that bridge your system and the js environment , and either run it as standalone or call it from your system to evaluate embedded strings.The great advantage is that it is sandboxed and whatever you feed (even if it's ridden with syntax errors) it doesn't influence your quest system.https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Mozilla/Projects/SpiderMonkey
>> Ingledink Humperbird - Tue, 19 Mar 2019 03:22:05 EST DF3Sj/6k No.37724 Reply >>37720I think the plain-text structure will be the easy part. Almost all 'text-code' will be stored in lists where there is ONLY 'text-code'. One statement per element. The exception to this, is in display text, where I would piggyback what I'm already having to do with 'get' statements denoted by $ and ended by ; As for the functionality I need... That's what's lead me to this. Let's take a use-case from my game for example:The game includes a (simplified) 'bank' system. This system keeps records and logs on transfers between players in the game. Perhaps a quest requires a player to transfer a certain amount to someone else... perhaps a quest RESULTS in a character transferring something to the player. Either way, this occurring THROUGH the bank system is important.There are a ton of systems throughout the game like this. I've considered writing a ton of custom listeners, a command-line system, a bunch of stuff. Nothing has the appeal of just being able to script:"thisQuest.questGiver.initateBankTransfer(thisQuest.questOwner, 800,000)"and stick it in a List<String> for when it's needed.I get that what I'm asking sounds excessive here... but anything else I can think of feels like it will wind up being a spaghetti code clusterfuck. My big concern is the runtime overhead if a lot of these compilations go off at once.
>> Hedda Cranningdig - Sun, 24 Mar 2019 23:51:24 EST pHfDabYj No.37729 Reply fucking class and subclasses manthey fix all of this by only using modular changes when you bridge them.
>> Jack Honeyham - Wed, 17 Apr 2019 07:15:30 EST De9RwqWL No.37754 Reply >>37708Maybe a bit late, but I had a similar situation.At the end I adopted a different approach using spidermonkey. It's the previous javascript evolution and has interfacing to native classes.You build C++ classes that bridge your system and the js environment , and either run it as standalone or call it from your system to evaluate embedded strings.The great advantage is that it is sandboxed and whatever you feed (even if it's ridden with syntax errors) it doesn't influence your quest system.https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Mozilla/Projects/SpiderMonkey
Rimworld modding View Thread Reply Hide Wesley Lightville - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 04:58:48 EST X2siUSEX No.37730 File: 1553590728018.jpg -(4659205B / 4.44MB, 4608x2592) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. This is really a shot in the dark but has anyone here familiar with modding the game rimworld.There's this class "verse.simplecurve" and I want to know what it does. (The values on the left is age and I think the values on the right is attractiveness) >> Thomas Sanderdock - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 05:07:28 EST mSoylwga No.37731 Reply half the text is cut off, try a screen shot. >> Jarvis Girringstone - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 11:06:43 EST tIjRESAS No.37732 Reply >>37731Or why not just.. Copy paste it into the post? >> Phineas Nirringstock - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 03:36:12 EST yWCJdZvc No.37733 Reply >>37730It looks like that's just C# code.
>> Thomas Sanderdock - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 05:07:28 EST mSoylwga No.37731 Reply half the text is cut off, try a screen shot.
>> Jarvis Girringstone - Tue, 26 Mar 2019 11:06:43 EST tIjRESAS No.37732 Reply >>37731Or why not just.. Copy paste it into the post?
>> Phineas Nirringstock - Wed, 27 Mar 2019 03:36:12 EST yWCJdZvc No.37733 Reply >>37730It looks like that's just C# code.
IT Recruiters View Thread Reply Hide Isabella Pipperway - Wed, 31 Oct 2018 11:23:18 EST MobLC+J/ No.37665 File: 1540999398566.jpg -(401215B / 391.81KB, 1200x900) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Anyone have stupid experience with them? They either bail on you and cancel the interview they set up, or they have almost no domain knowledge and try to match you with a position you’re not qualified for and not interested in.This guy just tried to set me up for an interview with a job as a healthcare data analyst, where they use all this pharmacy-specific software and some other medical stuff I’ve never heard of. He just wants his commission so he’ll send over any candidate hoping eventually one works. I’m not going to an hour-long interview where 5 minutes in we’ll realize we’re not a fit for each other. What the fuck, guy. 1 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Shit Biblingneg - Thu, 01 Nov 2018 12:40:03 EST 9t0AOqTI No.37669 Reply Getting my admin/security certs currently and I every time I see shit like this I question my path. Everyone in IT seems to hate it. Luckily I can program so these certs might help me get a programming job or my programming skills might get me an IT job that isn't super shitty. >> Nell Turveylock - Sat, 16 Mar 2019 20:08:31 EST RcFyzjPR No.37722 Reply They're educated but know absolutely nothing and the only thing keeping you from being where they are is a piece of paper saying you can't learn without a teacher. >> Polly Follerdale - Sun, 17 Mar 2019 17:46:34 EST yWCJdZvc No.37723 Reply >>37665It's a pretty similar situation to technical recruiters in general, OP. The problem is that tech people are busy and don't have time to sit around doing high-level interviews or sorting through resumes or LinkedIn profiles all day long, so they hire recruiters to do it for them in the hopes that their recruiters will send them good candidates so that they only have to actually talk to the good ones.Just be glad that they want you to interview there, it means that this recruiter thinks that you're one of the good ones :)
>> Shit Biblingneg - Thu, 01 Nov 2018 12:40:03 EST 9t0AOqTI No.37669 Reply Getting my admin/security certs currently and I every time I see shit like this I question my path. Everyone in IT seems to hate it. Luckily I can program so these certs might help me get a programming job or my programming skills might get me an IT job that isn't super shitty.
>> Nell Turveylock - Sat, 16 Mar 2019 20:08:31 EST RcFyzjPR No.37722 Reply They're educated but know absolutely nothing and the only thing keeping you from being where they are is a piece of paper saying you can't learn without a teacher.
>> Polly Follerdale - Sun, 17 Mar 2019 17:46:34 EST yWCJdZvc No.37723 Reply >>37665It's a pretty similar situation to technical recruiters in general, OP. The problem is that tech people are busy and don't have time to sit around doing high-level interviews or sorting through resumes or LinkedIn profiles all day long, so they hire recruiters to do it for them in the hopes that their recruiters will send them good candidates so that they only have to actually talk to the good ones.Just be glad that they want you to interview there, it means that this recruiter thinks that you're one of the good ones :)
Learning C# View Thread Reply Hide James Randi - Thu, 21 Jun 2018 15:15:03 EST x3YbP8ya No.37565 File: 1529608503008.png -(23689B / 23.13KB, 1600x1600) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Can you recomend any good books I can get in PDF or good online free "courses"to learn some C#I'm using sololearn.com right now and its ok but i wanted to try some other sort of things like this. 11 posts and 1 images omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> James Randi - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 07:30:42 EST mSoylwga No.37715 Reply >>37714I also realize there are no programing courses here. I really only started learning this at all to do game deving as a hobby. >> Clara Heggleville - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 17:25:48 EST DF3Sj/6k No.37716 Reply >>37715It's too bad you don't have access to the courses but not the end of the world. Just always keep in mind that there are often big information-gaps when it comes to the beginner-level stuff. Udemy might be a good resource for beginner level, I haven't tried it myself but their ads mention learning 'functions and variables' so high likelyhood they really get into the actual stuff you need to know to get started. >> Fanny Bunlock - Sat, 16 Mar 2019 01:34:05 EST x6K3CZQk No.37719 Reply >>37714>I want to make games as a hobbyLook up the required courses of a game design program https://www.cs.cornell.edu/undergrad/minors/game-design-minorLook up each course http://www.cs.cornell.edu/courses/cs3152/2019sp/lectures/index.phpSee what books they're using, get the pdf from libgen.io http://www.cs.cornell.edu/courses/cs3152/2019sp/materials/text.phpThen repeat, like the Computer Graphics course http://www.cs.cornell.edu/courses/cs4620/2018fa/#schedule The programming part is easy, just connecting together libraries after you design the game logic and visuals which are the hard parts. Something else you may want to look at is web assembly, it's just a minimal viable product right now so missing tons of things, but if you know C++ you can write in-browser games as a hobby. It will be a binary that's pushed to the client, and they run it client side, which means access to native graphics. Here are some bad examples, you can optimize this performance like not using s3 free tier for one https://www.webassemblygames.com/
>> James Randi - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 07:30:42 EST mSoylwga No.37715 Reply >>37714I also realize there are no programing courses here. I really only started learning this at all to do game deving as a hobby.
>> Clara Heggleville - Fri, 15 Mar 2019 17:25:48 EST DF3Sj/6k No.37716 Reply >>37715It's too bad you don't have access to the courses but not the end of the world. Just always keep in mind that there are often big information-gaps when it comes to the beginner-level stuff. Udemy might be a good resource for beginner level, I haven't tried it myself but their ads mention learning 'functions and variables' so high likelyhood they really get into the actual stuff you need to know to get started.
>> Fanny Bunlock - Sat, 16 Mar 2019 01:34:05 EST x6K3CZQk No.37719 Reply >>37714>I want to make games as a hobbyLook up the required courses of a game design program https://www.cs.cornell.edu/undergrad/minors/game-design-minorLook up each course http://www.cs.cornell.edu/courses/cs3152/2019sp/lectures/index.phpSee what books they're using, get the pdf from libgen.io http://www.cs.cornell.edu/courses/cs3152/2019sp/materials/text.phpThen repeat, like the Computer Graphics course http://www.cs.cornell.edu/courses/cs4620/2018fa/#schedule The programming part is easy, just connecting together libraries after you design the game logic and visuals which are the hard parts. Something else you may want to look at is web assembly, it's just a minimal viable product right now so missing tons of things, but if you know C++ you can write in-browser games as a hobby. It will be a binary that's pushed to the client, and they run it client side, which means access to native graphics. Here are some bad examples, you can optimize this performance like not using s3 free tier for one https://www.webassemblygames.com/
my little project View Thread Reply Hide Henry Hondledock - Mon, 02 Oct 2017 10:12:55 EST JLm2mO7q No.37207 File: 1506953575466.png -(119125B / 116.33KB, 407x409) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. is it possible to make a file automatically open after downloading (any brower)? >> William Hickleshit - Mon, 02 Oct 2017 19:16:15 EST gezKXAce No.37208 Reply >>37207Sure, in Firefox, you can go to about:preferences#applications and set up what you want to happen.In Chrome, after you download a file, you can click the little arrow beside it and choose to always opens files of this type. >> David Sundlelock - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 19:14:23 EST DF3Sj/6k No.37711 Reply 1552518863833.jpg -(161488B / 157.70KB, 869x1390) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. sounds like you're trying to code malware but ok
>> William Hickleshit - Mon, 02 Oct 2017 19:16:15 EST gezKXAce No.37208 Reply >>37207Sure, in Firefox, you can go to about:preferences#applications and set up what you want to happen.In Chrome, after you download a file, you can click the little arrow beside it and choose to always opens files of this type.
>> David Sundlelock - Wed, 13 Mar 2019 19:14:23 EST DF3Sj/6k No.37711 Reply 1552518863833.jpg -(161488B / 157.70KB, 869x1390) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. sounds like you're trying to code malware but ok
SQL???? View Thread Reply Hide Frederick Billingham - Thu, 29 Jun 2017 23:03:54 EST CWRrpPJ1 No.37095 File: 1498791834108.jpg -(13839B / 13.51KB, 312x311) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. heya proggers what are the career prospects for those proficient in SQL and SQL alone? Took a year long course in marketing research and I realize the databasers seem more of my folk than than the marketeering knobs. What languages complement SQL? What are some good resources for learning SQL? Thanks proggies 7 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Isabella Packleson - Tue, 25 Jul 2017 15:57:46 EST V7eGwZUD No.37123 Reply OP, get into PostgreSQL. It's a legit good analytical tool and my company uses it everywhere. >> Shit Fanfield - Fri, 01 Jun 2018 20:09:22 EST +t8dQYkO No.37553 Reply Que biyo más feo >> Oliver Wiffingforth - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 12:39:02 EST HrX4sc/Y No.37700 Reply >>37123Postgres is the shit. You can totally use/abuse TSQUERY/TSVECTOR to add basic fuzzy-matching text search for at least English and a few other languages.
>> Isabella Packleson - Tue, 25 Jul 2017 15:57:46 EST V7eGwZUD No.37123 Reply OP, get into PostgreSQL. It's a legit good analytical tool and my company uses it everywhere.
>> Oliver Wiffingforth - Wed, 27 Feb 2019 12:39:02 EST HrX4sc/Y No.37700 Reply >>37123Postgres is the shit. You can totally use/abuse TSQUERY/TSVECTOR to add basic fuzzy-matching text search for at least English and a few other languages.
Share some prog humour View Thread Reply Hide Matilda Honeybury - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 20:29:21 EST 4hyScbdZ No.37689 File: 1544405361977.jpg -(100836B / 98.47KB, 600x787) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. DICKS EVERYWHERE 1 posts and 1 images omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Matilda Honeybury - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 20:33:12 EST 4hyScbdZ No.37691 Reply 1544405592977.jpg -(79432B / 77.57KB, 600x787) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. DICKS EVERYWHERE >> Matilda Honeybury - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 20:52:21 EST 4hyScbdZ No.37692 Reply 1544406741977.jpg -(196730B / 192.12KB, 914x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. DICKS EVERYWHERE >> Fucking Pitthood - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 05:20:05 EST 8mYCMPDK No.37694 Reply Dumping is strongly discouraged outside of the porn boards, newfriend.
>> Matilda Honeybury - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 20:33:12 EST 4hyScbdZ No.37691 Reply 1544405592977.jpg -(79432B / 77.57KB, 600x787) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> Matilda Honeybury - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 20:52:21 EST 4hyScbdZ No.37692 Reply 1544406741977.jpg -(196730B / 192.12KB, 914x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. DICKS EVERYWHERE
>> Fucking Pitthood - Mon, 10 Dec 2018 05:20:05 EST 8mYCMPDK No.37694 Reply Dumping is strongly discouraged outside of the porn boards, newfriend.
Need help joining webms together View Thread Reply Hide Motivating Turtles - Wed, 12 Sep 2018 19:17:03 EST jspzi3SQ No.37638 File: 1536794223878.png -(52838B / 51.60KB, 768x512) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. is there any easy way to connect multiple webms into one big one?There are roundabout 50 files and I want to join them all together. 13 posts and 2 images omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Doris Hombleman - Thu, 18 Oct 2018 00:59:03 EST Vu8mgKGQ No.37663 Reply >>37658if concatenating webms actually works you can actually docopy /b *.webm joined.webmon windowsand cat *.webm > joined.webm everywhere elseBut then again I doubt it, this stuff used to work with oldtimey mpegs in the 90s. webms use vp8 iirc and I can't see how they would behave any differently than say h264 mp4s >> Shit Biblingneg - Thu, 01 Nov 2018 13:18:35 EST 9t0AOqTI No.37670 Reply >>37663I would be amazed if this worked with any modern format. That's a pretty cool trick thoughI feel like the 2 posters above you are trolling but I'm too lazy to try it >> Edwin Goffingspear - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 19:43:03 EST S+TDDgvB No.37688 Reply >>37670I tried it with a tar archive and I'm pretty sure the newlines killed it. Either that or I'm more retarded than I thought.
>> Doris Hombleman - Thu, 18 Oct 2018 00:59:03 EST Vu8mgKGQ No.37663 Reply >>37658if concatenating webms actually works you can actually docopy /b *.webm joined.webmon windowsand cat *.webm > joined.webm everywhere elseBut then again I doubt it, this stuff used to work with oldtimey mpegs in the 90s. webms use vp8 iirc and I can't see how they would behave any differently than say h264 mp4s
>> Shit Biblingneg - Thu, 01 Nov 2018 13:18:35 EST 9t0AOqTI No.37670 Reply >>37663I would be amazed if this worked with any modern format. That's a pretty cool trick thoughI feel like the 2 posters above you are trolling but I'm too lazy to try it
>> Edwin Goffingspear - Sun, 09 Dec 2018 19:43:03 EST S+TDDgvB No.37688 Reply >>37670I tried it with a tar archive and I'm pretty sure the newlines killed it. Either that or I'm more retarded than I thought.
Systems/Requirements Analyst Shitwork View Thread Reply Hide Charlotte Tillingbury - Fri, 28 Sep 2018 14:54:43 EST wg9vWRXx No.37654 File: 1538160883862.png -(217557B / 212.46KB, 455x290) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. This isn't really "programming" per say but I work as a requirements analyst. Business analyst. Systems analyst. What the fuck ever.Holy fuck this job sucks, the advancement prospects just seems like more requirements work, which is glorified technical writing / secretary bitch work. Jira tickets, user stories, agile epics, scrums blah blah blah get your cert anon! Your CSM is gonna be so useful everyone will love you! Your generic "product owner" cert you have with 0 technical. Skills is gonna make. Employers wet! Are business analysts even fucking relevant anymore? The developers are the real powerhouses and do all the cool shit. I want to leave working in IT altogether and do something completely different All I deal with are bullshit enterprise legacy systems with elementary XML/SQL/Java shit that's archaic as fuck. And I fucking hate coding, was never good at this shit. Im 25, make 75k with a liberal arts degree in a high income city (sf/NYC etc.) so maybe yay... I guess? Inflation is a bitch. How the fuck I manage to wake up every day for this shit is a marvel to me.Topping out at 100k (lol) and taking my fat wife to Applebee's every other month is in my future.... Fuck this 1 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read. >> Doris Hombleman - Thu, 18 Oct 2018 14:23:27 EST Vu8mgKGQ No.37664 Reply >>37655Reluctantly.OP: If you don't want to deal with this you either have to find a job where somebody does that for you (Top 500 company) or find one where that isn't a requirement (self-employed, start-up with friends)Also: you know your income is in the top 5% at least for your age group, even considering where you live, right? Stop bitching. >> Charlotte Tillingbury - Sun, 04 Nov 2018 10:26:56 EST o1ocKwZ+ No.37674 Reply >>37664I just decided to leave tech all together. If you're not a developer or at the very least a designer you have absolutely nothing to contribute except from being a glorified secretary and occasional buffer for programmer enthusiasm as a 'product manager' if you can even land that role. Fuck it >> Nell Minnerputch - Sun, 11 Nov 2018 00:44:48 EST vASvAHmL No.37677 Reply >>37654You could actually learn the tech shit; and enjoy having one of the few modern jobs where you get basically secretaries.Mine likes to make me snacks :)
>> Doris Hombleman - Thu, 18 Oct 2018 14:23:27 EST Vu8mgKGQ No.37664 Reply >>37655Reluctantly.OP: If you don't want to deal with this you either have to find a job where somebody does that for you (Top 500 company) or find one where that isn't a requirement (self-employed, start-up with friends)Also: you know your income is in the top 5% at least for your age group, even considering where you live, right? Stop bitching.
>> Charlotte Tillingbury - Sun, 04 Nov 2018 10:26:56 EST o1ocKwZ+ No.37674 Reply >>37664I just decided to leave tech all together. If you're not a developer or at the very least a designer you have absolutely nothing to contribute except from being a glorified secretary and occasional buffer for programmer enthusiasm as a 'product manager' if you can even land that role. Fuck it
>> Nell Minnerputch - Sun, 11 Nov 2018 00:44:48 EST vASvAHmL No.37677 Reply >>37654You could actually learn the tech shit; and enjoy having one of the few modern jobs where you get basically secretaries.Mine likes to make me snacks :)
