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'scuse me while i kiss this guy

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- Sun, 13 Oct 2019 01:27:05 EST FnYiC6TO No.38154
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hairy garcia
User is currently banned from all boards

vulkan

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- Mon, 01 Apr 2019 15:00:11 EST QdPKZn3P No.37737
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fuckiing lol, this feels like some cruel joke. all this for a triangle, why even bother
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George Cribberchure - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 14:46:43 EST SoU4F8Rl No.38019 Reply
>>37737
too bad opengl went to shit and vulkan is just absolute fucking overkill, i would say its easier to just use opencl and write your own parallel rendering pipeline but its not, it really is not
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Jack Brookgold - Thu, 03 Oct 2019 10:56:45 EST WcLVFQ2r No.38104 Reply
Bruh that's fucked up
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Matilda Bebberhutch - Mon, 14 Oct 2019 21:39:41 EST jxqOU+Mu No.38165 Reply
>>38019
this is so fucking accurate it hurts, ive been coding game engines for 20 years and why is this spot on

Porn scraper

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- Sun, 01 Oct 2017 05:52:25 EST +UW/1Srw No.37203
File: 12.jpg -(80085B / 78.21KB, 666x69) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Porn scraper
I have a login to nubilefilms.com and am considering writing a quick scraper.

There is somewhere in the ballpark of 500GB of 1080p content plus loads of images.

Any interest?
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Phoebe Sondlenere - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 02:25:00 EST +0RE6QcI No.38144 Reply
Selenium is good when you are working with things like Javascript which won't load if you use bs4 (assuming you are doing this in Python). Selenium will get pretty much everything unless an element is hidden (if someone knows how to scrape hidden elements I'd love to know). Assuming they have cloudflare security (anti-bot protection) you can use cloudscraper to get around it, but than again you won't be loading any Javascript. I'd start with bs4 with requests just because it's setup is fast.
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Phoebe Sondlenere - Thu, 10 Oct 2019 02:29:39 EST +0RE6QcI No.38145 Reply
>>37794
Id be more concerned with them tracking account history. No amount of cookie clearing or proxies would hide it. If anything showing up in multiple locations on multiple ip's is more suspicious. I'd just rip a reasonable amount at a time something which is technically possible for a legit user.
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Martin Denderstick - Fri, 11 Oct 2019 17:21:01 EST a9BpE8FS No.38146 Reply
>>38145
lol that you basically necroed the thread and I actually saw the post.
Yeah you're right of course that would be a concern, but at this point I would have already got all the content.
Any way I ended up paying for stuff I actually wanted like an adult at a discounted price. I also ended up not using it like one too.

Getting Work Online

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- Fri, 26 Jul 2019 11:07:09 EST /XSWK9U7 No.37931
File: 1564153629628.jpg -(37464B / 36.59KB, 810x425) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Getting Work Online
Any suggestions for getting freelance type work over the Internet? Elance used to be good, but now it's Upwork and a complete cesspit. Freelancer.com is even worse.
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George Cribberchure - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 14:43:24 EST SoU4F8Rl No.38018 Reply
>>37952
yea but have you seen their code holy shit
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Frederick Tootham - Tue, 01 Oct 2019 06:27:39 EST 6x4VgI80 No.38088 Reply
you can find a lot of freelance work
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Frederick Tootham - Tue, 01 Oct 2019 08:16:09 EST 6x4VgI80 No.38089 Reply
You can create own site or app for smarphones. You can try to use some free site apps like wix or wordpress. But firstly you need to know about type of your site or apps. If you have plan to start online business I want to suggest you to check information about mvp app here https://spdload.com/blog/guide-to-launch-an-mvp/


i wanna do something

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- Sat, 31 Aug 2019 08:55:46 EST X2dvP4yn No.38003
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hey anons
give me some of your retarded app/project ideas and i'll try to make them real
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Thomas Clundlebury - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 10:08:01 EST tIjRESAS No.38007 Reply
Make an app that simulates neural drug ports and can tell if a combination of medicines/drugs could be dangerous or symbiotic, by a database plugin of active chemicals and which receptors they interact with
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Wesley Clanderfitch - Tue, 03 Sep 2019 21:54:54 EST iQqSwgvw No.38009 Reply
Make an app that ACTUALLY gives you privacy online
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Jenny Blezzlefoot - Tue, 10 Sep 2019 23:31:54 EST tIjRESAS No.38012 Reply
Make an app where you take a picture of your butthole and it tells you which pornstars butthole it's most similar to.
Or, JunkSwap, like FaceApp or whatever it's called, but it switches your dick/ass/vagina. Either just the ones in view (for lewd selfies with your partner, swap your genitals, or swap for pornstars that have licenced off their junks.

newb

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- Sun, 28 Apr 2019 15:33:21 EST lW62FiRg No.37793
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total newbie in programming

i want to start to learn how to program. what are all the languages and which one should I start with from easiest to hardest?

goal is to work from home and make income
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Matilda Shittingspear - Mon, 08 Jul 2019 16:43:11 EST tIjRESAS No.37909 Reply
>what are all the languages
No programmer ever knows them all.
As in, even heard their names. There just are so many. People make new ones all the time. Most never gain that much traction.
>which one should I start with from easiest to hardest
I'd recommend to use the resource https://www.htdp.org/2019-02-24/ to start with (but skip the "Prologue" section, it's actually a ruse to make you feel lost intentionally, simulating how other books teach programming). It uses a custom language for beginners made to teach better rather than be good for big projects / companies. My first attempts at programming never went anywhere because I never felt like I was actually learning to solve problems, rather like I was learning a load of curiosa without being shown the proper ways to use it. Because I was trying to learn C++ because that's what the big boys use.

Then after you've learned the basics, you would pick up a real world language based on what you actually want to do. The reason there are so many languages are that they are fit for different purposes. Working from home is probably more common with web development afaik.

But also seconding >>37811 , why programming?
It probably isn't the most straightforward or most sure way to reach your goal.
Also learning programming takes a lot of time and effort. Will you actually sit down and crunch or will you just switch tabs to some youtube vid as soon as things get challenging?

Making money from programming

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- Sat, 18 Aug 2018 23:02:59 EST vb/GtI8M No.37631
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I did a coding project for a college professor despite having no prior experience. It was for some pretty important work this dude needed help with to get published, so I'm over-confident and full of myself right now because of my babby's first programming script.

All I did was scrape information from some websites. Anyways, how can I make money from my obviously god-tier programming abilities? I need to ride this high of ignorance before I realize I don't know anything about programming.
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Fucking Gushnare - Thu, 14 Mar 2019 18:55:43 EST DF3Sj/6k No.37713 Reply
>>37712
>Zen Coding for SQL

I think that's called LINQ in C#
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Hugh Blatherdale - Tue, 27 Aug 2019 21:11:14 EST x6K3CZQk No.37995 Reply
>>37631
Put an ad in your local craigslist that you specialize in software sorcery.

Please halp

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- Wed, 21 Aug 2019 12:50:26 EST vQUrFMIl No.37978
File: 1566406226026.jpg -(73883B / 72.15KB, 1280x720) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Please halp
Can anybody tell me why this is producing 0?

public class Debug2 {
public static void main(String[] args) {

//Producing zero because integer division of a smaller number by a larger number
//always results in zero.
int i = 9;
int j = 5 / 6 * i * 4 ;
System.out.println(j);

I marked it as producing a zero because integer division of a smaller number by a larger one always results in 0, but that's only part of the question. I'm supposed to solve it to produce the correct answer (30) in integer format, while leaving j as an int. I am completely lost...
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Phyllis Fennerhood - Wed, 21 Aug 2019 17:26:29 EST De9RwqWL No.37981 Reply
>>37978
Its integer arithmetic. "5/6" ->0 and zero times...

Move all the divides to the right: "5 * i * 4 / 6". Result will be rounded down
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Phyllis Fennerhood - Wed, 21 Aug 2019 17:37:16 EST De9RwqWL No.37982 Reply
>>37978
You also need to be aware of range checking:

" j = 5 * i * 4" -> " j / 5 / 4 = i"

(min(j)/ 5 / 4) <= i <= (max(j)/ 5 / 4)

(0x80000000 / 5 / 4) <= i <= (0x7fffffff / 5 / 4)

"-107374182 <= i <= 107374182 "

HTML

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- Fri, 16 Aug 2019 02:33:15 EST WWFlYsyZ No.37971
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Been learning HTML

Finally feel useful
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Simon Nuckleteg - Fri, 16 Aug 2019 18:59:22 EST x6K3CZQk No.37972 Reply
>>37971
Try this: https://n0x400.1mb.site/#sec-1-1
It's designed for people with zero programming background, covers CSS, HTML, the DOM/JS, some React, lot's of other things. Full lectures available. It's a workshop so you follow along with your javascript console open manipulating divs.

My only complaint is the lectures on socket.io and mongodb, stick with Postgresql and learn actual websockets for any real life application.

Learning C#

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- Tue, 30 Jul 2019 17:02:55 EST M8sK+Yk/ No.37941
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I know most people would just tell me to use online sources to teach myself to program because they're free but there is just something about a book that I find easier to learn from. I was wondering if if someone could give me a list of books that would take me from beginner to advanced in C#.

I was thinking about these books in this order.
1) Learn C# in One Day and Learn It Well. By Jamie Chan

2) Mastering C# (C Sharp Programming): A Step by Step Guide for the Beginner, Intermediate and Advanced User by Michael B. White

3) C# in Depth by Jon Skeet
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Edward Hollerwell - Thu, 15 Aug 2019 08:51:59 EST 0u7XtIRD No.37969 Reply
>>37941
We used the Wrox book "C# for professionals" back when I took my CS education in the .NET 4.0 days... contrary to the name, it starts off pretty simplistic, but showed off some great tricks with Visual Studio also.

Back then, I bought the entire box with the aforementioned book, along with a programmer's reference and a few books with design guidelines... mainly because the box set only cost a little bit more than the book alone. Pretty decent books to have even now, whether for reading or for quick reference. I still use mine sometimes for reference in building new projects.

My tip for any language is to try to get hold of one or more programmer's refence books... They often have good "recipes" for certain types of projects and can help you analyze and dissect more advanced problems. They may also contain quick references for various libraries and commands and are really good for helping in designing programs from scratch.
Also, as mentioned, reference books can help you learn a few tricks in the IDE for autogenerating code, say, for database access.

A year and a half left..

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- Wed, 14 Aug 2019 03:29:19 EST AgRXFjAi No.37968
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I'm in my junior year of college and I really spent the whole time just partying and getting decent grades but not really learning more of like last-minute studying. Anyway, I'm near the end of college by my spring semester I will be a senior and I still don't have any internships or any skills that can get me there. By my estimate, I only have a year at most to become employee material, but even I think this is far too little time for me. How do I begin? Am I fucked? Where should I begin this quest to becoming employed?

ImageBoard software

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- Mon, 27 May 2019 08:31:17 EST tIjRESAS No.37865
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I'm just an almost total noob, but I figure it'd be fun to try out making an IB software (wouldn't ever want to host a chan, just for fun coding and exploring concepts) as a first real project to practice doing something more than just exercises. Had a look on githubs imageboard tag, and there's a load of them, but since I'm just a beginner I can't really tell bad from good.
>TL;DR
What's a good imageboard software to look at the source of for inspiration and good structure?
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Shitting Blatherhood - Sat, 08 Jun 2019 11:28:48 EST tIjRESAS No.37886 Reply
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>>37870
Thank you very much! Especially those lecture slides about webscaling, I haven't read up that much on webdev, more just general proggr. so it'll definitely be useful.

I've been too busy with other things to get started yet, but I'll pop back in with an update when I actually get some stuff coded up.
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Jarvis Puddlelore - Mon, 29 Jul 2019 02:41:57 EST 8EbRwhxh No.37935 Reply
what soft do you need?

Learn how a JPG works with this interactive fuckery tutorial

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- Thu, 30 May 2019 04:48:22 EST 2D6pTKeg No.37875
File: 1559206102457.png -(572906B / 559.48KB, 1391x502) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Learn how a JPG works with this interactive fuckery tutorial
https://parametric.press/issue-01/unraveling-the-jpeg/

Pretty cool, can fuck with an image live and learn how it all fits together.
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Phineas Hivingmack - Fri, 31 May 2019 11:19:20 EST 2D6pTKeg No.37879 Reply
>>37876
You should definitely do it, then! If you see something that you could do better that isn't currently being done as well as it could be, and you do it, you are advancing humanity. This justifies your existence forever.
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Charles Fillermick - Sun, 30 Jun 2019 19:49:05 EST QdPKZn3P No.37900 Reply
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it should be possible to make pixel perfect art and fonts finding the right wavelets right? would be cool to make a game or something using that
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Fanny Sibberbury - Thu, 18 Jul 2019 12:10:28 EST a9BpE8FS No.37919 Reply
>>37900
You could.
It would be kind of like pixel art just instead of picking color values you pick a which coefficients each macro block should contain.
You would start by writing a graphics editor for the task.
Something like select a macro block and then select which "wavelets" apply to that block.

Could be a neat trick for 4k demo completions or games that should run on 8bit embedded cpus.

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