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I created this social media site because I got kicked off Facebook

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- Sun, 12 Jan 2020 08:52:35 EST SsATvW5N No.38374
File: 1578837155720.png -(370342B / 361.66KB, 1618x867) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I created this social media site because I got kicked off Facebook
I created this social media site, sharfly.com

Free speech, no bans

check it out, tell me what you think.
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Hannah Pizzlepedging - Mon, 23 Mar 2020 14:50:02 EST 453xW4kH No.38541 Reply
Because OP used a PNG instead of a vector graphic.
Caroline Claystone - Tue, 05 May 2020 16:00:37 EST XD9Mb3w0 No.38718 Reply
cool site but it sounds way too close to shartfly

work less

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- Thu, 24 May 2018 21:38:13 EST c0hoKBBr No.37548
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The book called 4 hour workweek inspired me to develop this system. What it taught me is having a business is good but having a formula for it is better. There's no doubt scaling with no resources is hard, but in a way that is the essence of scaling.

by the way, I hate my life and wish I had the guts to commit suicide
Riker - Tue, 05 May 2020 01:57:31 EST KIo+iTpT No.38716 Reply
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I've used the quarantine as an excuse to edit my schedule and optimize productivity. If I wake up earlier I have more time to do things, but the lack of sleep will usually hit right around early evening which absolutely sucks.

Selling a service makes more sense to me than selling a product.

JS Canvas Laser Light 3D FX

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- Fri, 05 Jan 2018 16:22:23 EST E0anbCqO No.37255
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<body onload="setInterval(doit,101);" bgcolor="black">

<canvas id="myCanvas" width="1000" height="1000" style="border:1px solid #black;">
Your browser does not support the HTML5 canvas tag.</canvas>

function doit(){
var c = document.getElementById("myCanvas");
var ctx = c.getContext("2d");

var gradient = ctx.createLinearGradient(Math.random()*5000,Math.random()*4000, Math.random()*235, Math.random()*235);
gradient.addColorStop("10", "black");
gradient.addColorStop("0.5", "red");
gradient.addColorStop("1.0", "black");

ctx.fillStyle = gradient;
ctx.lineWidth = 10;
ctx.fillRect(100, 1000, 500,250);
<body bgcolor="black" onmousemove="setInterval('doit()',0.3);" onmousedown="drawe" onchange="drawe" ondoubkeclick="drawe;">
<video id="video" autoplay>

<canvas id="canvas" onchange="doit;" onchange="doit;" width="500" height="500" style="opacity:1.0;fillColor:none;">
var ii=1;
var inn=244;
var video = document.getElementById("video");
var c = document.getElementById("canvas");
var ctx = c.getContext("2d");
var canvas = document.getElementById('canvas');
var context = canvas.getContext('2d');
var video = document.getElementById('video');
var mediaConfig = { video: 1}
function drawe(){
var possible = "FABCGDE0123456789";
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Hannah Miblingbury - Sat, 01 Aug 2020 01:24:49 EST gCG4yvFE No.38868 Reply
Check out edabit.com for algorithmic challenges!! I've got 3,175 points so far.
JS AM/PM custom background/foreground color mod by BrU - Mon, 03 Aug 2020 22:19:14 EST 0vUsREHQ No.38876 Reply
<body onload="test();">


function test() {
var d = new Date();
var n = d.toLocaleTimeString();
document.body.style.backgroundColor = "white";
document.body.style.color = "black";
document.body.style.backgroundColor = "black";
document.body.style.color = "white";
Nell Trotwater - Mon, 03 Aug 2020 22:21:17 EST 8L0F/N3I No.38877 Reply
Any modifications to this code would be appreciated.

bad at tech

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- Thu, 16 Mar 2017 12:21:25 EST Zudx1stW No.36610
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I graduated with a liberal arts degree from a top private uni in the US a year ago- i originally got admitted for electrical & computer engineering (a top 10 program) and just struggled like hell in that major for 3 years before dropping into a (semi-useless) liberal arts major so i could gtfo with a degree. my gpa is sub >2.5

I got a shitload of C's, D's and F's in my engineering classes cause I was/am immature, had no discipline and never did my homework. i never moved past the sophomore level of courses, i.e I only got to signal processing, circuits, 3D calc, diff eq, thermo, and a bunch of 'intro' programming classes in C++, python. i did way better in my liberal arts classes cause they were mostly jokes. didn't make it to any junior 'specialized' work or any capstones.

now i'm at a small 'consulting' firm where i'm basically an excel monkey/note taking bitch making a bit below 59k a year. Yes i'm lucky to even have a job but i'm a paper pusher and I feel like I'm wasting my potential every day in an industry i give 0 fucks about

i always get an itch to self-study Ruby or something and try and get back into tech, or go back to grad school (dubious with my poopoo gpa) and try again at something 'useful'- even though I blew tits at anything i touched related to tech. at work I still read tech articles, I still have hordes of engineering textbooks i flip through from time to time cause i feel nostalgic.

Should I move on and leave tech behind since I suck at it or is there a chance to redeem myself?
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David Greenlock - Wed, 11 Mar 2020 09:10:21 EST 7qc5XCxo No.38532 Reply
If you want to be good at programming you need to study math in college. I was bad in it so often get help with private tutor on https://www.ezymathtutoring.com.au/ because I need to preparing for tests and exams
Archie Pickspear - Sun, 05 Apr 2020 23:52:48 EST KIo+iTpT No.38550 Reply
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I know some incredible programmers who absolutely despise math. Hell, one failed calculus 3 times and dropped out. Ended up getting a bachelor of arts. Makes way more than I do and can do some pretty nifty things with python and lisp. Dude is honestly a fucking wizard, though I think the reason folks make what they do in software is because more often than not they are pretty damn intelligent. They also happen to know the right people.

Math can make you a better programmer, it certainly helps cut down on time I spend developing an algorithm for something I want to design.
By no means should math be viewed as a pre-requisite to programming. I only say this because of the programmers I've met who are not that great at math, but can do things you would never have thought of doing.

tl;dr you can use math to make coding easier, you don't *need* mathematics to code. I'm high.

Spying aplication

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- Mon, 20 Jan 2020 07:25:39 EST cC75b9f3 No.38403
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Hello anons I'm looking for an android spying drug. FREE. It's supposed to be invisible and so I can download the files on my system.
I apologize in advance for the English

Resume/portfolio project ideas?

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- Tue, 30 Jul 2019 16:20:32 EST R9gxgrMh No.37940
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I just got my CS bachelors, and I'd like to get some personal projects under my belt before I apply to places.

What are some good ideas for software projects for a new graduate?
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Archie Pickspear - Sun, 05 Apr 2020 23:47:42 EST KIo+iTpT No.38549 Reply
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Make a version of chess that always wins.
Make a version of tic-tac-toe that always wins(should be easy with C++ I have to re-take calculus cus I suck at math, built this in about a week)
Games can be fun, open source stuff on github is probably better.
Surprised you don't have a job lined up, the way they sell these degrees seems like you should be shooing away recruiters the second your diploma is delivered.
Alice Menkinshaw - Mon, 06 Apr 2020 07:55:39 EST ZvR7Ir/f No.38555 Reply
You can't make a tic tac toe program that always wins. Always winning is not the same thing as never losing.

is this shit even worth it?

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- Tue, 25 Feb 2020 18:19:47 EST /PxwMEAt No.38517
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>be me
>study python for 6 months
>apply for entry level python dev job
>get called for interview
>interview goes great
>they like my personal projects
>"Hey anon, we have no python positions atm. Here's a PHP project. If you do it in 2 weeks you're hired"
>mfw I have to learn php, sql, jquery and js basics AND finish the project in 2 weeks

What should I do? I have no prior experience and I could really use this. Plus it's a work from home job
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Polly Clayhood - Wed, 04 Mar 2020 07:15:55 EST CzvlG8li No.38524 Reply
Isn't Laravel just a RoR clone? Pretty sure OP already knows Django or something.
George Paffingchock - Thu, 05 Mar 2020 21:18:09 EST 9IARvDIT No.38525 Reply
I guess you could call all MVC libraries "clones" since they all implement the same basic functions. I mean, MVC as a design is pretty well standardized, so of course they'll all be similar.
Cedric Wonningsetch - Sat, 07 Mar 2020 14:13:29 EST grW9fWKu No.38528 Reply
there's no such thing as "study python", nor are there python programmers. some programmers (with a computer science degree or an equivalent hacking experience) just happen to like python, so they spend a lot of time with it, learning various nooks and crannies, thus becoming somewhat more valuable, when choosing between equivalents. some languages require "study", because underlying concepts that they come with might be novel, or esoteric (for lack of better word), that's why you sometimes hear programmers "study" haskell or apl or the like. if you're one of those people who, with no other programming experience, decided to learn python to get a lucrative programming job, you're in for a surprise.

This is a drug board. This is a shit post. I am rather up there on stimulants at the moment

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- Wed, 05 Feb 2020 19:08:51 EST jlQ0sUgr No.38469
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Hello /prog/

Being as I've spent my time since before the sun went down compulsively railing crushed stimulant tablets and fucking around with my computer, I just wanted to express that it's FUCKING FANTASTIC when some random internet stranger comes out of nowhere and manages to not only find the solution to a scripting problem that I have, because obviously I don't understand the script nearly enough, because obviously I only found the scripting software yesterday and to my knowledge it uses a unique scripting language, and BAM fucking solution to the problem. Here's the script, fucking run that shit and be amazed.


Anyways. I just wanted to say it's great when people more knowledgeable with codes, scripts, and programming languages are nice enough to help those who are far less familiar or skilled with the craft.






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Ian Bardshaw - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 08:50:08 EST w3xYW6Kp No.38514 Reply
I've used stims and programmed. I found the more drugs i took the more productive i was but the quality went down.
User is currently banned from all boards
Emma Pucklefet - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 12:41:09 EST UsKhzVYo No.38515 Reply
isn't that kind of a paradox? Wouldn't quality be a modifier on productivity?
Betsy Pablingwit - Tue, 25 Feb 2020 03:20:13 EST ulFtssol No.38516 Reply
weed did the same for me.
i wrote easily a few solutions a session, but the next day i overlooked my commits and wondered why i'd implement these things overly complex.

but i got shit done.

Declaring a Constant with four potential values?

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- Mon, 27 Jan 2020 18:55:33 EST cxiYXZa6 No.38430
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In this homework assignment, I've hit a snag. We're working with superclasses and subclasses, and in one of the subclasses he wants us to declare the property as a contant. The trouble is, if I declare a constant property initialized to an empty string, I can't later assign a value to it, and there are four potential values. I get that he wants us to declare it as final with it's associated value, but buggered if I can figure out how to do it...
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Thomas Merringwedge - Sat, 01 Feb 2020 02:43:36 EST gTE5/eSF No.38442 Reply

It's not intro. I figured it out. Declaring it as a property of the subclass then adding it as a parameter to the constructor allows me to assign it a value at the time of creation. My teacher is just being a weirdo. He likes to make us do ridiculous things.
Walter Clayhood - Sat, 15 Feb 2020 04:13:00 EST vKYETtkX No.38495 Reply
I think you actually just summarized how React works.
Basil Sillernane - Mon, 24 Feb 2020 01:21:07 EST CXDAbT7D No.38511 Reply
Your mistake was initializing the value as an empty string.

also, it shouldn't be static.

also you need to add a default constructor.

t. thirdworlder

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- Tue, 04 Feb 2020 20:35:09 EST mcluWueB No.38462
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Is there any chances to find a job on this board?
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Beta Test Online - Wed, 05 Feb 2020 15:53:03 EST 1o9cRzED No.38468 Reply
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Thou Mayest.
Welcome to www.cumshots.net!
>tUh-oh, better hide that VIRGINITY!<
me - Thu, 06 Feb 2020 00:40:04 EST mcluWueB No.38470 Reply
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I'm not pretty enough for such things and withdrawal to my country is unavailable
Thank you for tryin to help
Ernest Goodshit - Thu, 13 Feb 2020 10:39:54 EST x6K3CZQk No.38492 Reply
If you had to you could get a job on flexjobs answering pizza and other order calls for $6/hr. You could also get another shitty customer support job just answering emails for $6/hr at the same time on flexjobs increasing your salary to USD$12/hr for absolutely shitty work but if you truly are in the 3rd world then $1900 or so per month in salary is a huge amount.


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- Sat, 09 Nov 2019 14:26:28 EST PjXtvEop No.38263
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Five Lights - Wed, 13 Nov 2019 21:17:10 EST PjXtvEop No.38270 Reply
oh look, everything's STILL A NIGHTMARE
Blacklights - Thu, 05 Dec 2019 15:26:37 EST Wrhh1pBq No.38304 Reply
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1956 called, they want their information theory back...
https://9san.ch/b/ - Sun, 02 Feb 2020 13:41:53 EST koRkh40I No.38452 Reply
very nice thread

Forgetting how to defecate

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- Mon, 20 Jan 2020 14:34:01 EST 5U0840IT No.38404
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You ever have those moments when you gotta read up the documentation for simple shit like a printf?

Today I forgot how to do function declarations in Ruby, despite having worked on a RoR project since March last year - dw I've already flagellated so it's all good now.
William Penkinridge - Wed, 22 Jan 2020 11:42:43 EST 2uMcyjEl No.38411 Reply
You can forget anything that isn't muscle memory. Trick is not to remember everything but to find what you need very quickly.

batch coding is vomit

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- Sun, 12 Jan 2020 07:15:08 EST HQAcTPs5 No.38373
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hello, the batch coding language is vomit. thanks.

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