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#qq on IRC by Mintzs !GD3wBpep0Y - Sun, 13 Aug 2017 12:14:49 EST ID:d5kHsYag No.518069 Report Reply Quick Reply
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Hi folks,

If you're looking to talk to someone immediately about any problems you have in your life and have nobody close to you, come and speak to us!

Join us on IRC on #qq. Most of us have different time zones but if you stay there, one of us will be there.

Don't be afraid to speak up.
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Cedric Pickbanks - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 01:29:12 EST ID:ZMDYtLUz No.519959 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>every poly arrangment I've seen or even read about has involved several stable couples coming together. Not everyone has to be poly though

The problem with these is that they're basically just threesome groups.

I despise poly'amorous' relationships because there's no actual love involved. You want a third for fucking. If you tell me you want a third for anything else you're a lying shit. You want a third because muh variety. Fine. Be honest about it. Don't bullshit people along with this idea that love is cheap, because it's not. It never is.
Jenny Clashhood - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 07:04:41 EST ID:KbKvqV7e No.519963 Ignore Report Quick Reply
They weren't threesome groups.

There were definitely primary and secondary couples but there was never a threesome. And there was definitely emotional involvement and/or love. I knew I still know one, this was one of the messier breakups these people so you're not going to persuade me you know them better. I don't want to go into the personal details of my friend's personal life but the breakup made it clear he lost more than just a warm hole or even a friend with benefits when he lost his second partner. But she was his second partner.

They weren't going with cheap free love though. These were people who put a lot of effort and thought into making it work, and ironically fell into normal relationship pitfalls. Maybe these arrangements are really rare (the exceptions that prove the rule or whatever) but I know what I saw.
Cedric Pickbanks - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 16:35:04 EST ID:ZMDYtLUz No.519967 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Plenty of people say they see it, none ever step forward for perusal. I've seen many more times people hurt by the mad desire for a third over helped.

Yojimbo by Ernest Fossleshaw - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 03:20:33 EST ID:Uq1BbSqM No.520028 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Many of you are pretending like I was dead, but the truth is that I've been married and moved to Australia.
Now I'm a daddy of 2 kids, and my life is great. So eat my shit haters
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Frederick Bingerhidging - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 09:16:28 EST ID:/h0RYhEr No.520106 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Congratulations on not being dead.
Graham Bangerkadge - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 17:21:01 EST ID:La64au5G No.520111 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>no trip
>magically isnt a fatass living in moms basement in ireland anymore
>had two kids in the span of 3years
>cant even fill in the blank to the phrase he coined himself
>gets the country he lived in wrong.

checkmate son imposter confirmed
Martin Mebberlot - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 23:11:26 EST ID:BoXXADnx No.520120 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You've embarrassed yourself more than the OP tbh.
John Pullerway - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 03:59:58 EST ID:Hx/5rY4q No.520122 Ignore Report Quick Reply
my nigra plz i dont give a fuck what idiots on an anonymous imageboard think.

i just dont feel people should disrespect an old friend.
Yojimbo - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 11:45:13 EST ID:cQVE87eB No.520130 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're such a good friend.

Girlfriend steals my sperm by Ebenezer Sandlenodging - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 00:47:13 EST ID:84x/yQdu No.520057 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So I have this pet project where I keep cumming to a jar and keep it in the refridgerator. I share my apartment with my girlfriend, and she knows better than to touch the jar, but lately I have noticed that the amount of sperm in the jar has stagnated, even though I keep cumming in it as much as ever. I don't want to call her a thief, but there is really no other suspects than her, allthough my mom has spare key to our apartment but that is a possibility which I dont want to entertain right now.

Question is, how do I approach my girlfriend with this query?
Yojimbo - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 18:21:32 EST ID:+UZ7DPH3 No.520085 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ahh, my eyes! Fuck, everything got more retarded then were back 4-years ago...
Fucking Wonkinteck - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 06:50:54 EST ID:Qa5TrN+U No.520103 Ignore Report Quick Reply
How about a spaghetti dinner? There is a Chinese story about a prisoner that collected pieces of wire he found on the floor and kept them in a jar. When the jar was full and he wanted some other way to pass the time one day he decided to break the jar open and count the pieces. When he broke the jar open he cried because all the pieces had become one big tangled clump he could not beak apart. Have you considered that your sperm might be compacting and solidifying?
Hugh Clibberson - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 19:43:15 EST ID:dJGuoqo1 No.520114 Ignore Report Quick Reply


Hide the remote. Accuse her of stealing it. When she denies it, bring up the sperm. She will confess to this lesser offence if she is guilty, because no one wants to be accused of stealing a remote. It will work. 200% guaranteed
Cyril Farringbanks - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 09:54:09 EST ID:qnpf4h+M No.520129 Ignore Report Quick Reply
the only option is to eat all of the sperm yourself before your girlfriend does

Started to hate children by Intricate Urology - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 03:21:33 EST ID:uDCgIcJL No.520066 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I've been working as a pediatrician for 5 years and enjoyed my job
but burned out at some point
due to too inhumane working-hours and not enough time to relax.

Then my parents got badly injured in a car-crash, both got bedridden and unfortunately died maybe a month later due to complications in their spines and internal organs.

I was devastated. Couldn't work anymore and needed 3 years to somehow recover.
I quit my nursery job because it took its toll on me
and tried to get a foot into IT-tech, but had zero luck.

At some point I got a call from a state-funded youth-office and they've been looking for social workers.
A good friend of mine suggested me!

So, yeah.
It started really great.
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Cornelius Puffingfoot - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 13:36:18 EST ID:esuyK5FE No.520079 Ignore Report Quick Reply
if you are calling yourself a pediatrician you need to be an MD. i doubt that you are. like chiros and optometrists who insist they are doctors. if you are actually an MD, maybe get into research.
John Bocklechadge - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 16:37:49 EST ID:EtOXggaO No.520082 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Molly Siffingforth - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 07:04:21 EST ID:+3sKShBm No.520125 Ignore Report Quick Reply
If you live in a modernized country that provides social services and you hate your job so much that you are going to take antidepressants, why would you not just quit. Just actually do it. You were a doctor so you obviously have an education, just go chase something else, most of the time even beginning to look will relight your fire. I feel terrible for you, but i think that stagnation has (probably) impacted you even more than the events that started your depression. I don't mean to be a dick and say that you need to move on because those things are minor, that is not what I mean. Rather, you need to move on for you, because you owe it to yourself to try (everyone has a responsibility to themselves), and you owe it to fortune because you can try (some people can't even walk). Go make progress, stagnation is death.
Hugh Clibberson - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 08:20:54 EST ID:dJGuoqo1 No.520127 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You need to take time out, work in a different sector for a while. I don't know where you are but in my country social workers are often on rotas, so at least a few months of the year they can do desk jobs and de-stress. They also get free counselling. This is what you deserve, but you aren't getting it, so find a way to provide yourself with it. Find a way to get a few months away, or even a year, that will allow you to go back again when you are rested.

I think that if you had the support you needed you would be okay, this is all your employer's fault, not the job, not the kids.
Wesley Pemmlestock - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 08:41:38 EST ID:w1xq6GLK No.520128 Ignore Report Quick Reply
What reason do you even have for posting this? He said he was a pediatrician for 5 years and quit. He was probably a pediatrician for 5 years then quit. You sound bitter as fuck.

OP you sound like you’ve legitimately had a bad life for a while now. I don’t have much good advice because those problems are so heavy. I will say I hate kids too. I was a teacher for several years and it was similar. The administration and staff were pretty frustrating to work with and the kids were just horrible. At its core it felt like a sales job except the customers were only there because their parents made them go. And children are unbelievably cruel to each other.

How does someone get raped so many times andhow cna it be prevented by Matilda Gurringshaw - Sat, 04 Nov 2017 17:18:10 EST ID:LPstuck1 No.519819 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I know this one girl who's supposedly been raped many times as she describes; but never reports it.
>supposedly raped by a gang in the woods at 9
>raped by two men in psyche ward at 15
>raped by trucker while she off her meds and lived in the woods naked for three weeks
>raped by dude on lsd at 21
supposedly messed up her bone structure and she is in constant pain
>forced to have sex with drug lord at 25 for a place to stay
>had sex with disgusting chinese store owner at 27 for a place to stay

How is this possible and do you think she is lying?

Also she has schizophrenia, and posttraumatic stress disorder.
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Ebenezer Dammermock - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 03:41:26 EST ID:LPstuck1 No.519961 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I did for 6 years, but they ambushed me last year and insisted.
Said it was because she felt safe with me............

Other than that idk, I feel like if I met her earlier in life, I could prevented alof bad shit from happening to her. Idk man feel bad.
Walter Wedgestock - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 23:21:32 EST ID:Gz+TYri8 No.520051 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Honest question. How do you walk around when you are filled with so much bullshit? I can smell the stench through the screen.
Charlotte Murdhall - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 19:45:50 EST ID:viaB/bNq No.520089 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well I have conversations with people from different walks of life all the time for my job. So I just have been exposed to a lot more bullshit. I'm leaving in 15 minutes to see a lady that is psychotic and pissed herself.

What about you? Why are you full of shit?
James Grandhall - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 08:36:06 EST ID:wg/43xhN No.520104 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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OP you gotta stop making threads about this chick

this is like the 4th time

either bang her or don't
Fuck Burringsock - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 04:14:49 EST ID:LPstuck1 No.520123 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I have in the past, this was before she told me of her schizophrenia.
It's just that her life is the most maddening and eventful I have witnessed.

help me break this off by Emma Clayham - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 00:20:53 EST ID:qnpf4h+M No.520055 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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please help me end this casual relationship. i'm 25, she's 28. we met on okcupid, we've hung out twice in two weeks and had sex. this girl is not very attractive, verging on but not quite "okay", but she had big biiiig boobs and i was horny. the most unattractive thing about her though is that she is beginning to emotionally invest in me. i hope it's not true, but i think it is. i think she's depressed, maybe i'm something of a interesting event in her otherwise work grinding life. again, i hope i'm wrong, but i don't think i am. i didn't want to hurt her, i was just really horny, and we were talking a bunch about life and stuff. if i was her, i'd want to know, but there's a part of me that wants to be shitty and ignore it and hope it goes away. i don't want to see her again. but i hate ripping the bandaid off. she's clinging. it feels gross. i don't want to subject myself to it but i know she's in pain. i don't want to take on her shitty energy. i have enough problems

i'm gonna relay a bit of our convo lately.
>Good luck on your paper
>Thanks, have fun with your sister
>Hey, are you free sometime this week?
>Nope, school's back on for now
>her: You did say you had class monday to thursday. sorry i must have forgot
>her: well next time we spend time together, we need to have a curfew so you can get your work done
>her: I passed my exams! yay!
>me: lol well that must be a relief. congrats
>her: i've been happy dancing all day
>her: i'm off tomorrow and feel like celebrating. are you available after class tomorrow?

i want to send her the following
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Hugh Clibberson - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 19:38:15 EST ID:dJGuoqo1 No.520113 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>>520055 omg wtf no . Tell me you did not send that text you asshole Jesus Christ .Tell her you're still getting over an ex or something
Cyril Farringbanks - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 21:12:52 EST ID:qnpf4h+M No.520117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
op again
you are dumb
i don't see how lying like a little bitch won't be much worse for all
this is a girl i've seen twice that i was straight up with about only wanting to have sex. it's just awkward because she likes me more than i like her. i'm not going to tell her that she's an energy vampire or that she's not hot enough to warrant getting closer to in the slightest. because i know what being an energy vampire is, which is that she can't find her satisfaction on her own, because i've been there and i get it.

i think though that i need to tell her the truth in as compassionate a way that i can without sacrificing what i need to say. her clinginess is very unattractive, and it speaks to her unhappiness. that's why i'm not even considering seeing her again. i sound like an asshole but the truth is that we're not compatible and this is fine
Phineas Fashstock - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 22:02:02 EST ID:V6RRa/Gu No.520119 Ignore Report Quick Reply
For what it's worth, I think you did good all things considered. You may have been able to get away without calling out her unhappiness, but with how clingy she seems she probably wouldn't get the message without it. It almost seems like she hasn't really understood as is, and if I were to guess this wont be the last you'll be hearing from her.

I was in a similar situation, only I got really heated when she wouldn't leave me alone and lit her up via text. Worked like a charm, never heard from her again. And i never insulted her, only stated facts, not my fault she had so many bad traits to be used against her.
Nicholas Hommlefene - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 00:36:35 EST ID:esuyK5FE No.520121 Ignore Report Quick Reply

lol youre right i was drunk when i wrote that, i completely misread your post and interpreted it wrong. but i dont browse circlejerk
Fanny Hammerbork - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 06:44:39 EST ID:6OmeeR23 No.520124 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>admits he fucked up
Posts like this remind me 420chan hasn't died yet

broken for life by Fucking Trotgold - Sun, 05 Nov 2017 05:52:46 EST ID:tiBuSQx/ No.519832 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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My ex beat me up a lot and emotionally, verbally, financially abused me for four years. I already had bad mental health probs (borderline/CPTSD) from a pretty fucked-up childhood but I swear it pretty much broke my brain and I've had like 1000 times worse PTSD ever since. I now have flashbacks that are pretty much psychotic, scream and thrash in my sleep, and feel like a ghost that's been inhabiting a dead meatshell for the last few years. I dissociated more often than not before; now it's continual and I sometimes forget who I am or lose time. This stuff also ruined my physical health in a big way and right after I fled that relationship I got diagnosed with an autoimmune disorder, probably kicked off by the masses of stress I'd been experiencing.

I've learned to handle this in some ways, like mindfulness meditation, art, etc, and I'm going to a DV survivor's group soon. I want to think positive but honestly, I've been headsick since I was 11 and I know that any improvement after all this junk is gonna be small. How do I deal with knowing that I'll probably be severely mentally ill forever, and worse, that it was other people who did it to me?
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Cornelius Wommerwater - Wed, 08 Nov 2017 18:25:44 EST ID:fD0FqsRl No.519887 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You're an entitled whiny fuckwit. People with mental health issues are not broken fucking flowers, they're human beings, they can be strong, weak, kind or even destructive spiteful and malignant, they change and learn and are individual. The problem with society is people like you putting emphasis on relationships as some magic cure or key component of life and that's why these people dive into relationships. Bad people hunt, good ones don't.

A relationship which is born of the dynamic of dependence is basically doomed from the get go. You can lean on each other but a one sided relationship is not even a band aid. It's morphine or maybe even desomorphine for your broken leg.

The reason for example no one will date you is not the "be careful of mental illness" mentality but because you are a hateful little whiny bitch and everyone can see it. You radiate your loathing, your lack of willingness to at least try and engage. People can't fix you, because that would require some buy in by you. The most vulnerable people need a lot of help and we should give it, but if someone wants everything done for them, and you do, there is no saving them.
Ebenezer Hannershit - Wed, 08 Nov 2017 23:00:19 EST ID:ZMDYtLUz No.519891 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>resorts to insults immediately because he knows I'm right

A typical normalfag attempting to reinforce his broken society. Enjoy the polarization of your politics, fuckwit. It's the result of your inability to see the need for reform.
Fanny Cronkinstone - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 19:51:36 EST ID:EucgpGZ2 No.520115 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I've been in similar relationship few years ago... he blames me and I blame him for violence...
I went to therapy, try with sport to allay thoughts, only friendship conversation witth him 1,5-2 years after breakup help me/us...
Cyril Farringbanks - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 21:02:11 EST ID:qnpf4h+M No.520116 Ignore Report Quick Reply
pain gets trapped into the body and guides us unconsciously
look into releasing it
Edwin Sizzleham - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 21:12:59 EST ID:jQZ803QM No.520118 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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opinion discarded

Reality check! by Lillian Bettingman - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 17:12:33 EST ID:0nygACw3 No.520019 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Bipolar here.

If it wasn't for weed, excercise, medication and/or mania and weird beliefs I would commit suicide in a second.

I am beyond embarassed by my life.
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Alice Sonkinford - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 21:03:29 EST ID:F6BBbLXR No.520022 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Caroline Dartspear - Tue, 14 Nov 2017 22:16:10 EST ID:c7k1hDPc No.520023 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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It makes sense that you need exercise to maintain. Its one of those things I only appreciate when I haven't had any in a while.
Rebecca Handletut - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 09:54:21 EST ID:kAEKpfyQ No.520040 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Honestly I don't know if I can handle the bottoms sober I feel good like I've been to the bottom enough times that I'm not scared of it anymore, but only with weed. If the government takes my weed I honestly don't know how it will go for me. I basically just stop eating entirely and stop moving and become like some sort of half man, half slug creature. Part of the reason I'm moving out west is to get legal weed. I don't look forward to mania anymore though because I always say and do things that I regret and that bring me shame and make it hard for me to face people while depressed without insane anxiety. I hate that it's the only time I ever interact with people anymore. I just go into a cycle of having to use drugs or be manic to feel comfortable interacting with people, then coming down and having intense anxiety about how open I was and retreating into isolation and depression.

I just want to be stable in mild depression. That is my new goal. I want to not be a little bitch and be controlled by my fears while depressed and not go out of control. Luckily I've never been manic while not on antidepressants so I think if I stay away from the antidepressants I'll be able to achieve this.
Rebecca Pammleled - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 08:59:02 EST ID:HjyK/1MH No.520105 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I don't look forward to mania but it makes me not suicidal.

It just makes me think I already committed suicide and am in the afterlife.

Oh and I go literally bear-spirit angry berserk mode.

OP here btw.

The one thing I hate most is all the edgelords and regular people telling me I don't need meds even though they have never seen me crazy or whatever. It's like the reason I don't seem to need it is because I have it. The stigma against taking meds is the dumbest shit ever.
Fanny Hammerbork - Sat, 18 Nov 2017 07:06:12 EST ID:6OmeeR23 No.520126 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think the problem is that a lot of people are dumb about meds in a lot of ways. A bit off topic, but I think I know why a lot of people do that. Remember you're dealing with limited humans bombarded by all sorts of bullshit trying to make sense and they'll often simplify and I can understand how much this shit would annoy you... BUT I think you should try to understand that they mean well, a lot of the time they're just out their depth.

Meds are definitely beneficial for a whole bunch of people but for some illnesses (which manic depression is not one) they're often over prescribed when the depression is the symptom of thought and behavior patterns rather than a brain biochemistry problem. In these cases the right meds can do help you hold it together long enough to get your life on track even then however. But a lot of people know several people who've been prescribed meds long term for something they need therapy and life changes for and watched their lives and mental and physical health get worse instead of better. I've seen it a lot. One of my friends eventually found meds that worked for him but even then it was only because he changed how he looks at life that he's gotten over it.

Anyway a lot of people are too stupid to realise mental illness takes a range of varieties and forms with a variety of causes. So they either blindly pop pills or they decry all medicine as blindly popping pills. No one really explains what prescription medicine really means either. That it means it's not safe enough to be OTC but when a doctor, who is a human with human judgment, decides based on their experience in the hugely complicated sphere of medicine that the benefits outweigh the risks and harm that they issue a prescription for a medicine. That they are making the best guess as someone who is better qualified than most but they can get it wrong sometimes and that doesn't mean they're always wrong. That prescription medicine is not supposed to be harmless or considered it because it'd be OTC and that there's always a judgement made by a human. That the human will get it wrong doesn't mean they know better than most people. People just have to…
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Nightmares by Henry Pettingway - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 08:35:16 EST ID:juEZBKSh No.520037 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Got terrible nightmares 3-5 times a week from PTSD, any ideas for reducing these nightmares? They are they type that's hyper-realistic and wake me up at 4am
Rebecca Handletut - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 09:32:12 EST ID:kAEKpfyQ No.520038 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Have you tried smoking indica weed before bed?
Henry Pettingway - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 10:08:01 EST ID:juEZBKSh No.520041 Ignore Report Quick Reply
That's kinda the problem, that works 100% but I can't afford/get weed all of the time. Kinda a bandaid fix.
Charles Brookson - Wed, 15 Nov 2017 22:18:43 EST ID:jPpWgI0N No.520046 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Your only hope besides dangerous or expensive drugs, is to research lucid dreaming and meditation. Lucid dreaming is real, i've done it. You can realize you're dreaming while you're dreaming, and if you do, you can control it. I used to be raped by demon spider beasts every night as a kid. And I'd be ripped apart and eaten by velociraptors. Every fucking night. I could feel it too. Hurts a lot, being ripped apart.

So finally one night, while dreaming, I realized it's a dream. I was fearful, raptors were "out there" around the house, I knew...somehow. I knew there were dinosaurs ready to eat me and they knew I was in there and they were hunting me...as far as my senses were telling me. So then I thought
>Wait a minute...raptors? Dinosaurs? Why have I never heard of this before? Why is this not fitting in to what I know as reality? Why does this make sense?
>It doesn't make sense? It...it DOESN'T make sense...It's not real...this is a dream? This is a dream???
>Raptor walks around from corner, it sees me.
>Oh god. Oh jesus. Why oh god no. NO. NO! PLEASE GOD NO! OH MY GOD NO!
>If it's real...I can't do anything...I thought with tears and wet pants
>If it's a dream...if it's a dream at least I won't have to SUFFER THE RIPPING
>I mustered up all of my will, and closed my eyes, and held my breath, and just...it's a body sensation and emotional sensation I don't think we have a word for in english

I opened my eyes and the raptor was gone. And after making it disappear, I could do anything I wanted. I manifested objects, environments, characters, people. Anything I wanted. I could fly.

I did fucked up shit though in my dreams when I realized I was all powerful and eventually I lost the ability to do it. Even if I realized I was dreaming I'd just wake up. No more powers. No more control.
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Beatrice Gobberspear - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 06:19:58 EST ID:Svgtf+UD No.520101 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Have you heard anything about EMDR therapy? It's supposed to reduce symptoms from PTSD or just general trauma like child abuse. It's worth a shot since it claims to do permanent change.
Beatrice Brobberpit - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 06:27:44 EST ID:xlhndTdQ No.520102 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Any time I realize I'm dreaming and go lucid, I immediately conjure up a celebrity and rape them. I usually go with Drew Carey, not sure why.

How do I Open Relationship! by Sophie Wepperkark - Sun, 12 Nov 2017 22:57:01 EST ID:8ZGXI+3c No.519975 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I have a girlfriend. She's a lot younger, in her early 20s. Im in my early 30s. We met on a cuddle date and have since fallen in love. I always said I wanted to be open. Im her first relationship. She's an awesome girl! She said ok to being open because she really likes me, but she does not like it, and says she "does not enjoy thinking of me with another woman."

Most women consider me attractive. I'm good looking, tall, fit, white, educated, good career ect. The point is, a lot of girls get interested in me. I really like my girlfriend, but come on I want to me open so I can get with all these other girls. I was also in a committed relationship for most of my 20s so after I left that for the first time in my life now I get to sew my wild oats.

This girl I met at an event was 17 but lied and told me she was 18. She turns 18 for real on later this week and wanted me to take her out. I'm asking to see her ID. Just a dinner, and holding hands date. She's head over heels, and she's hot a fuck, and a giggly teenager. I want to hit it. It's really fucking nice to be my age and have a hot as fuck teen into you. Most guys never get this chance.

That said, I have a girlfriend and although we are open, I have not acted on it much. I know she will hate the idea of me waiting for a girl to turn 18 then start seeing her. So I tell my girlfriend before the date? Or only after I have sex with this 18 year old? Or just tell her after the hand holding date that I might fuck her soon? Do I need to tell her all since we are open?

This seems like a hot situation, and it kind of is, but this drama stuff caused me a lot of anxiety today. I dont think it's wrong if I fuck the teen, but I dont want my girlfriend to get upset. It's a weird situation that causes me stress.

How would you handle the situation if you were in my shoes?
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Cedric Blinderhood - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 07:43:10 EST ID:Evz4feKy No.520073 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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You fucked up.

And I'm not talking about this situation. I'm talking about your past and your decision making. Keep falling for them young girl's lies. They're not the ones that are going to have to face the consequences. The only people that should be checking IDs are bouncers, cashiers, and bartenders. Otherwise no matter how young you look, on paper you're still an old pervert.

Rather than be obsessed with celebs you should try and focus on yourself for a while. Maybe?
Jenny Pockway - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 17:41:27 EST ID:8ZGXI+3c No.520083 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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OP here,
Well the stunted growth is kind of true. For all of my late teens/20s I was in a relationship so I just flat out never had any dating experience. In these past few years I have been free to sew my wild oats for the first time.

I just never expected girls to be so motivated by sex like men are, be so fucking sneaky about it, or kind of objectify men. Really made me start to see all this feminist stuff as bullshit. Girls are so fucking sneaky when it comes to sex!
Yojimbo - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 19:15:30 EST ID:+UZ7DPH3 No.520088 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You do realize if she was 17 then you're a pedophile
Angus Munderbadge - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 05:33:44 EST ID:Evz4feKy No.520099 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Women cheat just as much as men, if not more. They're just better at keeping their mouths shut though.

Look bruv... it's great that you're getting all this attention on top of having a gf, but if you don't play your cards right you're going to lose it all. Best case scenario you're left single. Worst case Ontario your ass is getting pounded and passed around in jail.

What you should be focusing on is getting your girlfriend to come around to the idea of being in an open relationship. She agreed to it but from the sound of it she isn't into the idea. Either dump her, swap her out for someone who won't get emotional, or get her to see someone else at the same time. If the latter happens you can warm her up to the idea of an open relationship. Getting kinky and sharing what happens with other people on both your parts may help.

Pic related since it's the only thing you seem to respond to.
Fuck Blunningpit - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 09:31:25 EST ID:QB67sPEC No.520107 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP, the fact you had to put an exclamation mark says it all to me.

>She's an awesome girl!

Get help you raging faggot


Where there's a whip, there's a way. by Hamilton Horrypatch - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 04:18:35 EST ID:qUKSBqSp No.520097 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I don't wanna go to war today, but the lord of the lash says nay nay naaay.

Any advice would be appreciated.
Angus Munderbadge - Fri, 17 Nov 2017 05:22:31 EST ID:Evz4feKy No.520098 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Dope ass song!

Boonk by Cornelius Bunfield - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 06:34:36 EST ID:UZC9gHak No.520072 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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How do I be more like boonk gang? I've always wanted to be a famous rapper and I'm a total bitch. This nigga lived in Miami on the streets and pulled crazy pranks risking jail time and shit.

This nigga walked in a church like 80 pounds soaking wet and screamed fuck y'all in front of 100 people until people came trying to fight him and when they did he just got in their face and tried fighting until they backed down and when he got kicked out he just walked up to the camera and kept saying gang shit.

I literally cant even stand up for myself to people half my size that can't even fight. This nigga can literally rob people for fun but whenever I try to rob a dealer I bitch out. I'm thinking of going to be homeless in a big city and just rob and do stupid shit on camera until I'm famous and not a bitch too
Jarvis Hommleman - Thu, 16 Nov 2017 15:59:46 EST ID:F6BBbLXR No.520080 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Well, you've gotta do what you've gotta do...

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