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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated March 22)
Dating a cheater by Jarvis Bunnerfield - Sun, 07 Oct 2018 02:38:17 EST ID:vPXIYoJk No.527027 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So basically, i've meet a girl i've went out like once last year, it was a bad date, i felt too nervous near her for some reason, but i liked her company and kept up being her friend, cause i liked her as a friend, tho i kept a little crush, i went and dated other girls instead of going after her.
Thing is, she said she took a time from her ex (at the time boyfriend), when we went to that date, which whatever, was just some bad kisses, she later went on to fuck another guy while still with her ex, because they were in a distant relationship, and she felt he "didn't cared about her, didn't feel attraction, wasnt happy..".
Tho she later told her ex about cheating and he forgave her, she later ended the relationship with her, this all happened while i was caring about my own life and only being her friend.
One day after she dumped the guy who she cheated her ex on (which she went back after ending with the ex), she took some time alone, we went drinking with some guy one day as friends, she ended up saying she felt attracted to me, i didn't mind it at the time.
After going to a failed tinder date, i was talking to her about it, she said it would be easier for me to go sleep in her house, i innocently went imagining it would be like when we were friends, it wasnt and we started fucking.
Probably because i just ended a relationship and had only bad dates after dates after it, i like her company so spending days with her having sex and going out was easy as fuck.
Things got worse after we started dating tho, she is for one really, really clingy and stalkey, to the point when she realized she didn't know much about my past dates and relationships, she stalked my facebook and started "guessing" which ones i dated based on likes and comments, she is really over emotional and impulsive, like getting really mad at something trivial i say and telling me to fuck off (like after i spent four days in her house, i said i was gonna meet my best friend, a girl i can only see like once in two months average cause of distance, and them later calling me saying she is sorry).
Her cheating on her ex stuff, sounded like something she did as a impulsive action, like he didn't answ…
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Molly Pishnetch - Thu, 11 Oct 2018 16:48:18 EST ID:BMrBkVc9 No.527106 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You got played, true Reuben. Sorry but if she really knew how it was (or at least gave a fuck about your feelings) she's know how hard it is to just talk about. Tell everyone the story then cut her out. In that order, so when she comes at them with lies and half truths they spot them coming a mile off (and hopefully dismiss the dirt you gave her).

I would ... more words.. but my head is full of klaxons so loud I cannot think straight any more.
Emma Hobberhen - Thu, 11 Oct 2018 20:58:40 EST ID:vPXIYoJk No.527109 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Honestly, i don't care about her saying shit about me as long as she does that in her circles, not mines.
Thomas Pimbledock - Fri, 12 Oct 2018 06:00:24 EST ID:BMrBkVc9 No.527117 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>i don't care about her saying shit about me as long as she does that in her circles, not mines
My point is that there is a large chance she will do this in your circles. She doesn't want your friends, she'll do it because if you push her away or deny her, she will feel justified. I mean maybe she won't but you stand to lose a lot and the risk is high. She is already demonstrably petty and has been gathering all the dirt on you, whether deliberately or not she's armed to the fucking teeth. She gets annoyed over stupid shit what's going to happen when you find someone nice?

I take it back. You are the dumb guy somewhere along the line one of your friends foolishly let her meet his less wise rubey reub and now he's posting on /qq/.

Insulate your life against her. Don't be complacent. I've seen this shit happen to several people. I've had similar things happen to me. There are very few people who are like this but the few there are do a lot of work. You will not lose all your friends but you'll lose more than just "hers". She won't even keep the ones who believe her, most of them will quickly tire of her shit and realise she lied but the damage will be done.

nobody actually cares by Emma Lightville - Sat, 06 Oct 2018 15:46:19 EST ID:TLnDsEvq No.527016 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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i never talked to anyone about how i felt since I was a teenager
i started trying to talk to people again, including listening professionals
even they don't care, even the volunteers, even the ones i paid, they didn't care
don't think it's because i kept going on about it or anything, i wasn't talking long, maybe 10 minutes, 20 minutes, they interrupted and changed the subject completely
no one actually cares about me or how i'm feeling, not my family, not my parenter, not volunteers who you'd assume are volunteering because they care about people, not someone i pay $70 an hour to listen to me, nobody actually cares. That's fine, i got this far i can keep going, but how am i supposed to listen to other people and support them when no one can do that for me

it's really exhausting to reach out to people and i have tried so many times now and i give up

no this isn't about my cat by the way
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Fucking Duckdale - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 12:30:15 EST ID:eUNsGCnf No.527084 Ignore Report Quick Reply
OP likes the Beatles and George Harrison and hadn't heard that mix, very nice
Caroline Fettingbury - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 16:08:14 EST ID:42wGzjUi No.527086 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Tragically underrated.

Caroline Fettingbury - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 16:11:34 EST ID:42wGzjUi No.527087 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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May you stay forever young, /qq/.

Hrjsysg by Charlotte Crubblestun - Tue, 09 Oct 2018 10:07:23 EST ID:RmIEukpI No.527063 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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It's really fucking tempting to bang my friend's Gf but even though they're in an open thing it's playing with fire he's a really good mate I don't need advice or anything I'm just venting frustration
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Martha Pittshit - Tue, 09 Oct 2018 13:17:03 EST ID:yDKihQN5 No.527073 Ignore Report Quick Reply

I don’t care nb
Jack Blythelock - Tue, 09 Oct 2018 14:26:09 EST ID:OpUvFSz+ No.527075 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Ok retard
Fucking Duckdale - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 12:35:38 EST ID:eUNsGCnf No.527085 Ignore Report Quick Reply
oh yeah if he falls in love with someone with friend is just having sex with that is different
BUT in that situation you have to be really careful because your brain will try to trick you into the following things:
a. your brain will trick you into thinking you love her just so you can have sex with her and not feel guilty
b. your brain will try to trick you into thinking that your friend does not love her just so you can have sex with her and not feel guilty

Your brain wants you to be able to do whatever the fuck you want, and it will tell you insane lies to make sure you can do it

Autistic Roommate Problem by Albert Clebblefere - Tue, 02 Oct 2018 03:35:45 EST ID:Rc6WhEsE No.526909 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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So i'm feeling real bad. I know i shouldn't but i really do.

I've lived in this place for 10 months peacefully with two other guys and a landlord that sort of dumped this kid onto us. He's 21 his mother kicked him out, has no immediate family other than his dad he just re-met after 18 years of being apart.

He's been here for two months. Other roommates won't even speak to him.

But he's autistic... really autistic. But i really like him otherwise as a person, i feel i'm taking him on as a child however. He hasn't brushed his teeth in two years, now is developing canker sores and a horrible stench with rotten teeth.. he stinks horribly... he can't eat anything green or from the vegetable family.. leaves dishes out, doesn't clean up.. spends $300 of his $500 budget after rent from dis on crazy data phone plans to blast on youtube video streams on the bus he rides for free as he rides around from station to station hanging with randoms on the street. He won't go to the dentist, he doesn't understand bringing BB guns to high murder rate areas is dangerous.

I don't care about that tho, what i care about is this kid has basically nothing, he gets disability... has no job... no girlfriend... actually a restraining order with his old girlfriend who was also autistic...

He's absurdly loud. He's absurdly dirty. Try to tell him leads to straight up tell him to complete disinterest and childish response.

His assistants (who also are supposed to find him a job... but apparently have failed for 4 months now) for his autism knows these things, i've told them he's gotta do something but he can't force him to do anything he doesn't want to. I have multi-hour conversations explaining to him he's gotta take care of himself.

When you talk to him... he's like a child. You know he can do a lot of things but just doesn't want to.
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Basil Serrystodge - Mon, 08 Oct 2018 07:34:11 EST ID:Rc6WhEsE No.527044 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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Well it's been 6 days. Well, fucking five.

>1am hanging out in le room about to sleep
>knock knock
>It's him.
>What's up dude?

Tells me he wants to have a friend over who i quote "has nowher eelse to go" i say "No, that makes us all uncomfortable." he says "Well i wasn't asking for anybodies opinion"

hour conversation about what hes been doing is wrong and etc. Tells me a few things of note: "Everything you guys complain about is tiny." "If there are problems people can man up and just deal with them" "I am who i am, what, do people just change everything about themselves to impress their roommates?"

his friend did not infact show up, prolly some random crackhead tbh.

Ends with him just trying to get me on logic about the 10pm no sleepovers rule for 30 minutes into a sob and tears for a second moment telling me how he doesn't care, wants to die but can't, has no friends or family etc etc etc, how he wants to go and just sit in a forest until he dies.
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Wesley Clarringmat - Mon, 08 Oct 2018 13:41:03 EST ID:EDbTBr9r No.527049 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Your already got your answer OP. This guy is toxic and I'm afraid no matter your good intentions you are simply not going to be able to fix him. The first thing you need to talk to your landlord since he was the one who got you into this mess. Tell him why it isn't working and see what you can work out. If you really wan't to stick around and try to help this kid, then see if your landlord will reduce your portion of the rent for compensation. Your other options are kicking him out, or getting your landlord to release you from the contract early so that you can find a new place. Good luck, you sound like a decent guy but just realize that you can't solve everyone's problems. Sometimes its better to take care of yourself first.
Albert Billingfoot - Tue, 09 Oct 2018 14:04:53 EST ID:jD3D6TzE No.527074 Ignore Report Quick Reply
this sounds like build-up to some kind of mass shooting event, no joke. be careful

Show mercy or naw? by Priscilla Crunkinmock - Mon, 08 Oct 2018 01:25:49 EST ID:tmECG7dZ No.527041 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Basically. I went to jail for violatin probation and meanwhile this guy was trying to hook up with my girl. I get out and their kinda just friends and me and my gfs relationship was on pause due to my retarded criminal activities. He would constantly tell her Im not shit and she deserves better and all the stuff a woman hears when a man is trying to get into her pants. So flashforward a bit we had an arguement and she told me she was planning on moving in with her friend and considering being in a relationship with this guy. We end up talking things out, i promised to stop being a criminal piece of shit and my girlfriend made him aware via text she was over at my apartment patching things up with me. The guy felt threatened, I guess and shows up to my apartment while Im having makeup sex with my girlfriend. I started to hear knocking, got up to look through the peep hole of the door and forgot to lock my door and the guy basically slammed the door in on me knocking me back and forcing entry to my apartment. He ends up throwing a few punches at me while im down, takes me outside my apartment and chokes me over the balcony. My girlfriend being frantic locked the door and called 911. I continued to brawl with the guy until i heard through the door my girlfriend called the cops. I fled momentarily for 2 mins and came back to him slamming on the door crying about how he never got a chance and stuff and how he felt like he deserved one. Cops charged him with burglary of a dwelling with assault or battery and its a 1st degree felony punishable up to life in some instances and he has already has prior felonies and been to prison. If i continue with pressing charges at the MINIMUM he will get 10 years. I just want his crazy ass away from me and my girlfriend and this is definitley one way to do it. Or should I not press charges and allow him to avoid going to prison for a very long time? I fucking hate the guy to be honest and think its hilarious this happened.

(Pic unrelated, its my kitchen)
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Basil Serrystodge - Mon, 08 Oct 2018 07:43:17 EST ID:Rc6WhEsE No.527045 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I mean, this whole girlfriend thing is your fault. The this guy sucker punching you thing is totally his fault and is a bitch move if it really went exactly that way OP and there's no bullshit in the events.

If he really did this and pulled that big of a bitch move, press the charges. If there's some discrepancy or you think it's justified on some level don't press, get a restraining order, move on the bigger man.

Enjoy the lulz either way, just don't do anything unreasonable. You just got out, play karma man. Go with the truth and the consequences for him to that.
Hedda Drosslehit - Mon, 08 Oct 2018 12:41:02 EST ID:BMrBkVc9 No.527046 Ignore Report Quick Reply
It's funny that he's a criminal piece of shit and he used that to try to get your girl.

Throw him in jail but also make sure you double down on being a decent human being. This whole thing couldn't be a better lesson in not being a shit.
Nell Sullystetch - Mon, 08 Oct 2018 22:42:52 EST ID:+eu7fILs No.527058 Ignore Report Quick Reply
plus this guy knew he was breaking serious laws doing this and even if he does go to prison he'll probably just get out early on parole or some other program or something

Guilt and witnessing someone else's trauma by Polly Dendledut - Wed, 03 Oct 2018 20:22:02 EST ID:+vsvQJRT No.526953 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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I seem to have developed a sense of guilt for having a seemingly decent life and upbringing. Despite this I've still been suicidal since 12, and since 16 have become a recluse. I'm 19 now and still can't seem to pull myself together. When it comes to guilt I have theorized that it came into my life after spectating my friends' abusive households growing up. I am curious if there is the term for this spectator's guilt, as I would like to find resources for dealing with my feelings. I feel like such a piece of shit when people say how lucky I am to have good parents and things of that sort. Sometimes it feels like I have absolutely no right to have problems. Perhaps it is even insulting to suggest that I have any baggage over this, it is their trauma not mine after all. Perhaps there's no way this could be the cause of my guilt and I'm blowing this way out of proportion and crafting a conspiracy theory of my own personal history. I don't know, I'm just lost in making sense of things I suppose
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Polly Dendledut - Thu, 04 Oct 2018 14:33:04 EST ID:+vsvQJRT No.526972 Ignore Report Quick Reply
This is very close, but I'm quite reluctant to call myself a survivor of a traumatic event as opposed to simply a firsthand witness. Though I had heard and seen it, I remained relatively removed from it. Perhaps the idea still applies even if the semantics don't line up. Either way thank you, I very much appreciate it.
Doris Faffingstune - Sun, 07 Oct 2018 12:26:09 EST ID:TLnDsEvq No.527035 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Why would you not be hurt by what happened? Any person with empathy is going to be hurt by witnessing horrible events. In fact witnessing something awful is on the list of things that cause PTSD, not saying you have that, but you can see how you can be traumatized through another person's pain.

I'm remembering Lavinia's uncle finding her in Titus Andronicus

If I do dream, would all my wealth would wake me!
If I do wake, some planet strike me down,
That I may slumber in eternal sleep!
Speak, gentle niece, what stern ungentle hands
Have lopp’d and hew’d and made thy body bare
Of her two branches, those sweet ornaments,
Whose circling shadows kings have sought to sleep in,
And might not gain so great a happiness
As have thy love? Why dost not speak to me?
Alas, a crimson river of warm blood,
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Edwin Blackdale - Mon, 08 Oct 2018 14:09:24 EST ID:RO4g+pTF No.527050 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think you've felt guilty for feeling depressed despite "having no reason to" for so long that it has become a legitimate component of your pathological condition. The key to all this is your sense of guilt over being depressed despite having a relatively decent childhood and an better than average family. The guilt surrounding this negative perception of yourself has come to define your self-image.

In your eyes, you are somebody who hasn't had to endure any real (external) suffering, yet still you suffer emotionally without justified reason to; therefore, you are not worthy of joy, good things, or happiness. This all creates an emotional feedback loop, because you aren't aware of how it's all connected. First you feel depressed, then you look at your life and believe your feelings of suffering are not justified, and so lacking that justification for your negative feelings, you honestly believe you deserve to feel even worse because of that; this just strengthens your feelings and beliefs the longer it goes on.

But the truth is, there is something wrong with you, isn't there? We both know it. It is okay for you to be happy, it's okay to enjoy things; it's also okay to be unhappy with things, to be sad or upset, or even depressed--regardless of your past and how traumatic or not it was. You are a person, and people feel things. It is okay that people feel things, feeling things is acceptable. Enjoying what you feel, is perfectly acceptable, and likewise, being dissatisfied is equally acceptable. You are not a bad person because you feel terrible, no matter what the reason. It is never a bad thing to feel a certain way, because you can't help how you feel, only how you choose to react to how you feel. In the long run this can change how you feel, but feeling is something you do unconsciously. Punishing yourself for something you have no conscious control over isn't healthy, no matter how you look at it or try to justify it. Accept the part of yourself that feels a certain way and try to understand it, but don't judge it, condemn it, or repress it. Ultimately what you are judging, condemning, and/or repressing is yourself.

comedy of errors by Angus Grandfoot - Fri, 05 Oct 2018 00:00:30 EST ID:v/5SmLId No.526985 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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>go to get food today
>get it
>come home
>forget my keys in the car
>lock the car from the car door
>don't realize till it's too late
>manage to get my car unlocked with a spare key
>everything's fine
>go to buy a quarter
>lock keys in car again
>get sister to come with the spare key
>sister asks for a gram in return
>manage to get her to accept half a gram
>finally get home
>weigh my weed out
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John Clayfoot - Fri, 05 Oct 2018 21:00:21 EST ID:jnas4L6T No.527005 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i got one of them magic keyless keys, which is good because im one stupid dumbass, and the car wont let u lock it from the outside if the key is inside
Augustus Brabberstitch - Fri, 05 Oct 2018 21:52:18 EST ID:YdXc1YZp No.527007 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>sister asks for a gram in return
>manage to get her to accept half a gram
just how greedy are you?
Augustus Facklelutch - Mon, 08 Oct 2018 00:55:45 EST ID:DmE7tPmw No.527040 Ignore Report Quick Reply
He didn’t weigh the bud when he gave her the half gram then he weighs what’s left he then realized he gave her 2 grams and comes on here cuz he’s too stoned and posts this

Remance failures and new opportunities by Vitamin Waterboy !DIOvgptgQo - Tue, 02 Oct 2018 23:00:08 EST ID:S3fWy/CA No.526930 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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well guys does anyone remember my little threads lolz

i'm here again from rehab.

So I have been in this long term facility for 16 months. and I am a neurotic mess.

They offer a dating procedure here, and this woman 10 years older than me completely fucking dropped my ass a month in. I spazzed like the autist I am and said I love you. and nothing came of it. I did all the work required paperwork wise, I said good morning for a year before this place allowed us to talk and here the fuck i am, alone and online fucking miserable. in this facility i can't avoid her. i just neurotically walk as if shes not there even though its a pain because i dont wanna be too much

i avoid when possible but its few and far between. now I'm all the fuck alone

yeah i'm 16 months off dope, i quit cigarettes but FUCK this 36 year old makes me wanna die lmfao wtf. i've never had a gf before and now I understand every emo fucking song.

sorry for the frantic tone I am spinning.

what the fuck is wrong with me it's all i fucking think about. its been 90 days, and i make those cognitive efforts to fight away this shit productively. i am running again. but then there she is, and i'm ready to shit myself.
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Phineas Crunningstone - Wed, 03 Oct 2018 01:58:34 EST ID:Je6TlL8J No.526934 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You cant love someone else properly without loving yourself first. Why? You will just project all of your insecurities and unfulfilled needs into this one random person from another sex and dub her savior of your soul. Nope. You save yourself. Shes just a person that doesn't need your shit.

So yeah. Clean up and get out of rehab. Get your shit together. Fulfill your needs solo. You dont need her. You need you.
Hedda Pogglenot - Wed, 03 Oct 2018 10:01:28 EST ID:vYe3Po+d No.526937 Ignore Report Quick Reply
i'm sure you can handle a rejection after quitting heroin for that long, all you need is time
Vitamin Waterboy !DIOvgptgQo - Wed, 03 Oct 2018 22:05:34 EST ID:mkiunsta No.526955 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Thank you so very much.

I hate everything by Angus Snodshit - Thu, 04 Oct 2018 12:31:46 EST ID:yczlsZDI No.526969 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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That's it. I'm done. Fuck this nerd shit. Fuck this Internet shit, fuck lifting like an autist, fuck this beta male tech job, fuck being stuck in a Spotify bubble where I don't know who the top ten hits are because I only listen to my shitty indie bands, fuck dating women who only like me for my dick and money, fuck these khakis, I want to be an Instagram normie with thousands of followers. I want to go to basic clubs and listen to Drake and Nicki Minaj and actually enjoy this basic fucking garbage since that's the only way I can connect with women my own age. Fuck dating I just want to fuck multiple people and not worry about any of them hurting me. Fuck people better than me. Fuck you public school kids who are so hip and fucking cool. Fuck the freedom and social skills you have. Fuck these student loans. Fuck this good boy lifestyle. There's no authentic edge. I've never committed a crime. Never fought anyone. I'm. Introverted as fuck and I couldn't game a girl to save my life unless I rely on my muscles. Why can't I be degenerate too? Why can't I enjoy sexual conquests like the other guys? Why do I get attached? Why can't I be a man who girls want to fuck and are drawn to? Why am I always just "good enough"? Why can't I stomach getting shitty fade haircuts? Why do I get paranoid that my girl sends nudes and cheats with her thousands of Instagram followers? Why did all my friends get married and leave me when EVERYONE ELSE IS fucking single and partying around, getting flown to Miami and Europe by rich people from social media or having threesomes from tinder and I'm all alone wondering why the fuck am I such a square?

Why the fuck am I working this drug testing job when I could be doing shrooms and smoking weed with crazy girls at music festivals and actually enjoying my life instead of being a bootleg baby boomer? Why can't I fucking win? Why can't I just be numb to all of this insecurity? Fuck you chad. I hate you. I will never stop hating you until the day I die. You fuck the girls I want, you have the nerdy homely girls pawnifn after you. I try to be you but girls see through my act and at best I get fleeting pity sex.

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Hedda Honeyville - Fri, 05 Oct 2018 02:46:32 EST ID:yDKihQN5 No.526992 Ignore Report Quick Reply

Put your online business into gear. Leave your small town. LA could be cool, near a banging rap scene, nice beach, weed, blabla. Then head for Europe, do some travelling or something - I know it sounds pretty far out, but if you pulled it off you'd be a cool guy.
Augustus Brabberstitch - Fri, 05 Oct 2018 21:48:27 EST ID:YdXc1YZp No.527006 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>I hate everything
>only lists popular media bullshit
fake sad thread general?
Sophie Goodbury - Sat, 06 Oct 2018 19:41:26 EST ID:dQp4Fgxs No.527020 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Hate is just a vehicle OP

should i go to jail instead of doing probation? by Edwin Bardway - Tue, 02 Oct 2018 20:08:33 EST ID:+eu7fILs No.526924 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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if I do probation its like 3 years of bull shit risk the same amount of jail time if I mess up at all and my life will be hell no drugs cant do anything forced to work even if its some shitty job and literally no freedom just trapped at home anyway

if I go to jail I can get out in like 8 months with good behavior and i'll have no problems. I can get my license again when I get out im free to go anywhere when I go out and all I want to do is leave my shitty small town and go to la or something anyway

if I go to jail its like 8 months of just laying around and doing nothing but talking to people but if I do probation im stuck at home potentially for years, have to do job programs, have to get a job that I dont even need because I have money, have to get a conditional license and get an interlock device in my car cant leave my shitty hometown I can't even travel outside the county, I have to report to probation constantly, risk going to jail for the same amount of time anyway, can't do anything I want to, I cant hang out with my friends because they do drugs, the probation in my state is long as FUCK, I could go to jail for doing literally anything anyways and it all would have been a waste, and I have to have my parents drive me back and forth to everything

if I go to jail it'll be done in 8 months I can get my license hop on a plane and go anywhere I want and be off the hook, I can get any job I want when I move to the city don't have to do anything I dont want to and all I have to do is sit there and sleep and talk to other people in there until its over and I can do whatever I want when I get out, I can try and get parole after 90 days and i'd just be doing the same thing im doing now for less time

I got in trouble one time on probation and the judge said look I can just give you the sentence reduction now and you can just do 12 months in jail but I dont know if the offer still stands. the people in jail are more chill then the people i know out in my hometown. the only thing that sucks is having to wake up early every day which is hell for me but still and i dont have any bitches to text but there's none in my town anyway all i can do is text girls online on kik and m…
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Reuben Gapperstatch - Fri, 05 Oct 2018 12:07:28 EST ID:EAInNdJP No.526999 Ignore Report Quick Reply

But you'd be correct; I've never got arrested on a bench warrant for speeding because I'm not a fucking idiot who spends money on dope instead of a traffic ticket which I am legally obligated to pay. See, it's that accountability thing again.

Derluft !oCyNK.1Qtc - Fri, 05 Oct 2018 20:34:41 EST ID:yK50LEwI No.527003 Ignore Report Quick Reply
MORALLY accountable. And when you don't have any knowledge of how the laws work because they don't teach you that shit in school and no-one being a to guide you at a young age, what then? - See, class suppression: >>526966

And it's true; if you get pulled over for a minor traffic violation, which would normal render a civil citation and not criminal, they CAN arrest you on the spot in the U.S. if they say the have/had "probable cause" that you were going to commit a more serious crime. Like I said, essentially unrivaled power.

Also, going to court does not mean you have to pay a fine that day, so don't assume that my being an addict is the reason, asshat.

nb as well - This shit's way too off topic, but I'll continue to reply if you wish.
Derluft !oCyNK.1Qtc - Fri, 05 Oct 2018 20:34:52 EST ID:tgzp3OKw No.527004 Ignore Report Quick Reply
MORALLY accountable. And when you don't have any knowledge of how the laws work because they don't teach you that shit in school and no-one being a to guide you at a young age, what then? - See, class suppression: >>526966

And it's true; if you get pulled over for a minor traffic violation, which would normal render a civil citation and not criminal, they CAN arrest you on the spot in the U.S. if they say the have/had "probable cause" that you were going to commit a more serious crime. Like I said, essentially unrivaled power.

Also, going to court does not mean you have to pay a fine that day, so don't assume that my being an addict is the reason, asshat.

nb as well - This shit's way too off topic, but I'll continue to reply if you wish.

Welp. by Hiffweed !udstr89wEY - Sun, 02 Sep 2018 22:30:13 EST ID:0DOizHVp No.526504 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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The day before a national holiday,
Work has you bent over the table, this time it slaps an ass cheek knowing full well the store is packed.

Somehow you've made it home, knowing the checklist your boss left you for monday is tucked on top of the work fridge under the next covfefe butt-bucket.

You rest on your couch full well with the comforting idea that your boss is 15 beer into a six pack watching netflix.
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Edwin Sullerchick - Thu, 04 Oct 2018 14:42:46 EST ID:PMiKxfAC No.526973 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Damn what a genius!
Phoebe Sellymuck - Thu, 04 Oct 2018 16:17:01 EST ID:vulWfUH+ No.526974 Ignore Report Quick Reply
wait so is this a joke thread or what? otherwise it just sounds like whining coming from someone becoming too entitled for their own good. just basic reality that isn't even especially shitty, just expected.
John Clayway - Fri, 05 Oct 2018 10:16:52 EST ID:NwCOZb4P No.526996 Ignore Report Quick Reply
full well

do I let my girlfriend outside by Betsy Clottingfudging - Wed, 03 Oct 2018 16:03:06 EST ID:TLnDsEvq No.526942 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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She really wants to go outside, she loves being outside, but I'm afraid to leave her out in case she gets squished on the road. But she's so happy outside. And I know love is about allowing your loved ones their own path to "spiritual" growth, even if it's risky. But she doesn't understand the risks and I can't explain them to her. Advice from people who have had girlfriends near busy roads?

Pic unrelated
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Doris Dartville - Wed, 03 Oct 2018 18:11:37 EST ID:BMrBkVc9 No.526948 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I think you typed "cat" wrong OP or maybe "dog"? Is that the word you're looking for.

This probably would make a better /b/ thread. You could double down on the joke and just go nuts. Personally I heard if you put butter on her paws she'll always come home but then our neighbour's was hit by a truck once. Was awful, bit me once and drew blood. I was not sad to see the end of it.
Cedric Drandernen - Wed, 03 Oct 2018 21:09:54 EST ID:Je6TlL8J No.526954 Ignore Report Quick Reply
You can always rescue another girlfriend if this one gets squished.
Graham Crabblenetch - Thu, 04 Oct 2018 12:47:13 EST ID:TLnDsEvq No.526970 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Brilliatn replies everyone,, thank you

How does that work? Is it because she comes back because she loves butter so much and want more or does the butter interfere with her attempts to climb over walls, put on mascara etc. ?

It still keeps going after she died by Nell Hangerbanks - Tue, 11 Sep 2018 15:56:23 EST ID:ctqF0LYi No.526634 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Should I help this girl?
It's me again. The friends of this girl from last year are still contact me, I live across the country and they are asking for money.One told me that she is homeless and living behind a walmart, but doesn't want to sleep with the Chinese store owner.
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Derluft - Thu, 04 Oct 2018 11:51:47 EST ID:Dn4u7Lut No.526966 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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I think more-so it has to do with addictive drugs being illegal, and therefore harder to acquire; when addictive drugs are illegal it maintains a higher price overall hence it being illegal.. So someone who is fiscally affluent is much, much less likely to have issues acquiring their DOC and as such they're less vulnerable; you think there aren't responsible, functioning addicts whom maintain through having the proper funds? - You think you'd ever know when being addicted to an illegal substance is so, so stigmatized?

And then we have monetary imprisonment within the U.S., where I presume OP is.. Which, overall, is seemingly nothing more than class suppression; this shit wasn't happening whence coke, opium, amphetamine, cannabis, et cetera was legal in the 19th century. I'm not saying it's right, yet any addict's negative behavior brought on by such is only the finality of other negative behavior perpetuated. Pic related: watch "The House I Live In" to get more info.

Ultimately, I truly wonder those, including all the asshats in this thread, whom write off addicts in such a wanton or ignorant, via non-contemplative, way have ever talked to an addict about why the are the way they are let alone them actually being an addict; would they ever understand how synaptic bridges form stronger and stronger, at the strength of a lifelong relationship, connections via ganglionic chemicals transferring the most hedonistic and satiating feeling back through the synapses to the neurons all the way interpreted from simple receptors?..

>OP I wasn't going to say anything but /opi/ just had to stop by.. If you really want to help another that can't function by themselves, the only way to do so would to be to guide that person through research for self-help, like acquiring subs after getting insurance, & being there for them; not enable them. If you don't want to do something, don't.

We can only expect that any one person will do what they want by what they can live with; next time you look negatively at someone, remember that you are not them in nurture or nature and can't expect to ever know their trut…
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Emma Tillingdale - Sat, 06 Oct 2018 15:10:15 EST ID:3A/9rSkO No.527014 Ignore Report Quick Reply
The people on this board are all halfchan expats who despise any talk of drugs and worship Peterson. They don't even belong here and should fuck off to make toad in the hole in their particular shitstain of a website while leaving us in peace.
Rebecca Smallwell - Wed, 10 Oct 2018 16:17:29 EST ID:KKnW/FmR No.527088 Ignore Report Quick Reply
>junkie rollercoaster
Hits home man. I will probably get shit for this but fuck it just to throw this out there not all users are like this. I myself had some real bad addictions and still do and I went through similar shit. She didn’t use but was an alcoholic. Not going to get into details but she was pretty lousy to me considering how long we’ve known eachother/had a relationship, and how she straight ghosted me lol. Well we still talk ever so rarely and I’ve been bouncing between episodes of missing her like fuck and relapses. What drives me the most mad is that I still have feelings for her and I know she does too when we talk, we could just never make it work. I tend to blame myself fully and daydream about having another shot with her. I don’t even know why I’m blogposting all this. I suppose the point I’m trying to make is rather obvious don’t try to mix relationships with addictions. It usually ends up in hurt for both parties.
>trust broke 5 times
Heh I’ve been down this road with other girls too bro so I feel your pain. Just don’t let them string you along. As someone already replied that’s more our fault for doing it to ourselves.

Man I’m so over dealing with girls shit/relationships yet also so fucking lonely and the season is just going to double up on that soon. I’ve talked to maybe a dozen girls since and I always get excited for like a week than can only think of my ex and cut off communication. Yes i know it’s painfully obvious I need to take care of my own issues before getting into any more relationships.

Sex and Love by Beatrice Fuvingworth - Mon, 01 Oct 2018 04:54:37 EST ID:oY2KBXa7 No.526885 Ignore Report Reply Quick Reply
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Life is sex, and when it's not, it's a sublimation of it.

Do you guys pursue women?

I've found that behind most of my failings with women was a lack of connection.
Even if I desire sex (obviously), I can't fake Love, per se - So it fizzles.

The life of a womanizer sounds ideal on paper,
but lately I feel there is too much charades involved.

How can these men spend all this time with so many women?
In general, most people don't relate to each other to the point of enjoying
intimate hours with each other. Such relationships are special.

I wish I could play the game and reap the rewards.
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Hannah Hebbletedge - Thu, 04 Oct 2018 01:35:02 EST ID:oY2KBXa7 No.526961 Ignore Report Quick Reply
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My point is that Romance guides itself when you are acquainted with a woman whom you cherish their company. If a courtship lacks this quality, and it often does, what is left?
In my day to day, perhaps my attention is intrigued by the females that are in orbit. Yet, to intertwine my life with these women is another matter altogether.
We thought the answer was "more women, more pleasure!", and I wish it was as simple as that.
It also strikes me as ironic that we are in such a fervor to consummate, when that act so naturally results in the end of our youth, should you happen to give birth to a child.
Endless pitfalls, everywhere.
Cedric Drandernen - Thu, 04 Oct 2018 03:34:21 EST ID:Je6TlL8J No.526962 Ignore Report Quick Reply
Just make more friends then and dont jump into a relationship too soon. I get that you think a lot and are probably an introvert but you'd do well to get out of your head and meet more people. You dont need to get ahead of yourself and assume that you'll be eventually breaking their heart for talking to them like a human being.
Angus Snodshit - Thu, 04 Oct 2018 09:49:51 EST ID:yczlsZDI No.526964 Ignore Report Quick Reply
I wouldn't be caught dead in public with a fat cat lady like you

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