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420chan is Getting Overhauled - Changelog/Bug Report/Request Thread (Updated July 26)

my parents ruined my life (YES its their fault, NO its not mine)

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- Sun, 23 Jun 2019 14:55:42 EST ZvKR6upj No.529957
File: 1561316142247.jpg -(232280B / 226.84KB, 1300x957) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. my parents ruined my life (YES its their fault, NO its not mine)
my parents fucking ruined my life and i wanna kill them I WANNA FUCKING KILL THEM

>trapped in shitty small town
>nothing to do
>nothing in my town but like 2 empty roads
>everyone here is in agonizing poverty
>everyone is mean and hostile
>the weather is always cold as fucking shit cant even go outside
>literally nothing to do no stores nowhere to go nothing around no one to do anything with
>cant even get a hobby because there's literally no one to do it with or any stores around
>everyone here just goes to work comes home sleeps does nothing
>if you want to go to a concert or something you have drive 6 hours one way, get a motel, spend 2 whole days driving, plan everything months ahead, spend 100s of dollars
>closest town is 2 hours away nothing but one mall and nothing to do
>closest major city is 7 hours away and everyones too poor to go
>no girls around just crazy mountain men hillbillies that only want to hang out with their cousins
>no beaches, concerts. amusement parks, get togethers, events, things to do, anything to see, attractions, anything to go
>literally the only thing is hiking and fishing and im not retarded so i dont want to do that
>nothing to do around at all
>literally nothing
>20-40 miles away from small villages with nothing in them
>nothing but shitty fucking FOREST FUCKING VILLAGES FUCKING VILLAGES
>all these fucking VILLAGES have fucking one main road in them with like 5 stores and a bunch of 2 story fucking buildings
>graduating was FUCKING 20 people
>my town has fucking NOTHING
>only people in my town are legit psych center hearing voices fucking scizohprenics
>always bitchy sarcastic rude as fuck snippy all the fucking time
>cut them off
>basically just sit in my room alone for months now
>poor as fuck
>born literally rural African poor
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Oliver Huzzlespear - Wed, 26 Jun 2019 11:59:27 EST 2tz018tx No.530020 Reply
>>529984

But maaaaaan it was GOD that literally forced him to take all those xanax and then go drive a car and get pulled over

Sad about the loss of a toxic relationship

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- Thu, 20 Jun 2019 16:29:06 EST vPXIYoJk No.529928
File: 1561062546220.jpg -(22744B / 22.21KB, 454x248) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Sad about the loss of a toxic relationship
So, two days ago, i had a discussion with my "ex", which is to say we weren't seriously dating athought she made it confusing to me.

She would sometimes break up over some weirds meltdowns with me, complain about everything wrong with me, be what it was, like if i acted too introvert one day in a vacation the beggining of the year, she complained that she feared i would act like this always, no matter how much i changed, its like she always simplified my actions toward the worst example possible, as if i had notes that ranged from 8 to 80, but in her mind, it was always gonna be a 8.

Then after a few days, she would miss me, call me to see her, we would have sex, and she would act as if we were serious again, even through its not been said, act really clingy for some time and repeat the process of "im no good, im bad, i don't really love you that much..."

She would constantly bring her ex up, like a idealized person who she wanted but couldn't have anymore, and always make me feel down like a lesser man.

most of her complaints about me was like a never ending hunger, she would make me feel bad about being overweight, when i lost weight she started complaining about my teeth, i fixed my teeth with braces, and she started complaining about me not growing facial hair, i would grow facial hair... i would never be perfect, she would compliment me for some time for changing then it would be another complaint.

Since we werent on something serious, she would tell me there was no problem in seeing other people for me, she wouldn't be jealous, except that if i started talking with anyone in a different way, she would melt down, get angry and make me stop talking with that person.

All the relationship i felt less, like everything i went that was bad, was just drama, every bad thing that happened to her was totattly justified as if only her problems mattered, it was always like this, i stoped talking about my problems cause it was like they weren't really problems.

On the last day, she told me she loved me as in caring for me, but didn't feel like she ever loved me in a romantic way, just liked staying with me and having sex with me, i felt like some kind of toy, she said if she broke up she would miss me again and end up calling me back, so i said we shouldnt be talking anymore for this to happen, since i felt i deserved someone who loved me the same way, so i blocked her.

Its the second day, i feel like utter shit, its like i feel scared, even through there isn't going to be anyone screaming constantly at me, making me feel bad and pressuring me to change, its like im now fucked up in the sense of not feeling worthy of anyone, like if i don't try to get her back i will end up alone forever, its like the stuff she said to me really makes me doubt myself now, its like utter shit.

I hate to admit that i stalked her facebook profile with another account already, and its like she is showing as hard as possible that she is single if it makes sense, giving that "im trying to look okay" vibe, as much as i hate it, i know she will probably just find some guy who orbits her and fuck him, she did that one time we "broke up for some weeks", and i feel like this justifies how expendable and not lovable i was, like i can just be exchanged.

I hate because everything makes me feel bad, like she made me fell less, now i can't feel anything else, and im scared i'll never feel enough, never find anyone, never get better, i just don't know how to deal with this bad dependency she gave me.
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Molly Dollerket - Sat, 22 Jun 2019 23:13:25 EST AMqxJpL6 No.529955 Reply
Im in the exact same situation at the moment
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Archie Blackbanks - Mon, 24 Jun 2019 16:53:30 EST vPXIYoJk No.529989 Reply
>>529932
Thanks for this, i didn't answer at the time cause i wasn't really that motivated to it, but it definitely helped me to read this.
Im overall feeling a lot better on general, you realize that those kinds of relationships drain a lot of your energy, you spend it all just being anxious, this weekend i was able to go smoke weed with friends, go to a pagan ritual out of pure curiosity (im not pagan nor believe that stuff, but im always curious about that reenactment stuff and it was fun), and spend a evening talking with one of my best friends who i didn't see for months.

Its not perfect, i do feel like i miss her still, i get this stupid sad feeling of "it looks like it was so easy for her to get away from me", didnt stalk her anymore tho since that won't help me get better, and i have this stupid feeling of "im not gonna be good enough for anyone to love me".

But those are overall fleeting feelings, they come and go now, i feel and leave them, they aren't as overpowering and bad as they were at first.
>>529955
I wish you the best and the strength to go through it too man.
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Phoebe Duvingville - Tue, 25 Jun 2019 15:52:30 EST vPXIYoJk No.530006 Reply
Just came back to tell, i did the same mistake again, stalked her, she seemed fine with some love interest already, i didnt feel bad as in jealously, i felt bad that i was angry, like angry at her because it seemed like she never cared about me and told lies, but mostly, angry at myself, for being so stupid as believing her, giving all my feelings to her, getting vulnerable to someone who screwed me so much, and worse, staying even after a lot of the abuse.

ended up messaging her on whats, told her that if she never felt really deeply in love, to delet that pic with me, since its not anything really significative, blocked her before she read it and gonna leave it as that.

Decide on doing the totally healthy not insane act of burning all the gifts she made in the beggining at the good phase, burned the drawing i did with her.

I honestly hope this was my first and only hard meltdown, but i got admit, it was liberating to burn all that stuff.

shit cat

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- Tue, 25 Jun 2019 10:30:11 EST M/Z3iIVQ No.530001
File: 5.jpg -(80085B / 78.21KB, 666x69) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. shit cat
what do i do if my mom has a shit cat? i want to get rid of it or anything ANYTHING this thing by itself is making my life a living hell i just want to stop on its head so bad and be done with it and throw it over in the neighbors lawn or something

>have shit cat
>literally the shittiest cat ever
>LITERALLY THE SHITTIEST CAT
>constantly runs around
>destroys furniture
>scratching and clawing the shit out of it
>shits EVERYWHERE
>shits right next to the litterbox
>literally shit 3 inches from the litter box
>parents just walk over the shit dont care
>I have to do everything for this stupid cat and I DONT EVEN WANT IT
>if my fucking parents dont wanna clean up its shit then they must not care if it comes up missing
>it pukes EVERYWHERE
>every fucking week i wake up to a new puke pile on a carpet
>TODAY ITS 2 FUCKING PUKE PILES
>it just shits everywhere
>literally there is shit ON THE STAIRS
>ON THE GOD DAMN STAIRS THERE IS JUST A GIANT PILE OF SHIT
>shits on the furniture
>literally anywhere you never know where you gonna find dried cat shit
>non stop fucking pukes
>makes that god damn puking coughin up a furball noise every 7 minutes
>literally every time its inside and i leave my room i just hear HNNG..HNNG..HNNG..HNNG..HNNG..HNNG..HNNG..HNNG for hours straight
>IT ALWAYS MAKING THIS GOD DAMN NOISE
>its ugly as shit pure black greasy looking cat covered in fucking scars all over deformed

like im not wrong in just getting rid of it and not saying anything right? like if they cared about their shit cat in the first place they would clean it up its fucking gross messes and shit. i dont even want it around and i have to do everything literally and as soon as i clean up one pile of shit there's another one. there is literally not ONE day where i wake up and theres not a pile of shit. LTIERALLY EVERY DAY I WAKE UP I KNOW IM GOING TO SEE ONE. 365 shits a year literally. clean the litter box, let it air out outside, fresh litter. SHITS RIGHT NEXT TO IT.

i had a rage out and told my parents im going to get rid of it so i really need to find a way to make it look like i didnt do it. if im going to be the only one cleaning up this dumb fucking retards shit then i dont see why the fuck they should even keep it if they just do nothing while it shits all over the house
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Sidney Nickleman - Tue, 25 Jun 2019 11:29:27 EST 67JhVSUT No.530002 Reply
So ruralfag, you get banned from here for spamming your shitty threads and your solution is to change your IP and come back here and spam another one of your retarded threads? Well at least you seem to be putting a little more effort into your trolling in these last few than your past threads.
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Scourge of the West - Tue, 25 Jun 2019 12:02:26 EST SnZZ66OV No.530003 Reply
Read first line.
>get rid of cat
Every line after.
>get rid of cat

It's not rocket science. It will either find someone who loves it or get run over by a bus. It's a cat.
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Priscilla Buvingfuck - Tue, 25 Jun 2019 12:18:14 EST kAEKpfyQ No.530004 Reply
Every time the cat poops, just move the poop somewhere your parents use a lot, like in their bedroom or on their favorite armchair. Don't clean it up, just move it. This will either train your parents to start picking up the poop or they will get rid of it.

Got fired from McDonald's for accidentally threatening to kill everyone

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- Sat, 27 Apr 2019 21:43:10 EST HIPgnEp+ No.529024
File: 1556415790036.png -(2721846B / 2.60MB, 1400x1400) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Got fired from McDonald's for accidentally threatening to kill everyone
Well guys, for the hundredth time in my adult life, I have fucked up.

The day before this I had a pretty bad seizure which I can sort of attribute to my complete lack of good judgement. I'm still feeling kind of fatigued from that.

About a week or so ago (idk, it's been a blur), someone at work said I looked like I could be a school shooter. A very shitty thing to say to someone, for sure. In response, I said, "Hell yeah, better yet, I could shoot up a McDonald's!". People seemed to think that was kind of funny, but looking back on it it was just nervous laughter and I was reading the room wrong (my enthusiasm just fucked me over again)... So since everyone thought it was funny, I just rolled with it. I said something like "It'll be the great McDonald's shooting of 2019!!". Everyone started asking, "Are you serious?" and I saying no. Then, someone said, "Yeah, I don't think he would do something like that...". I couldn't resist, and said "Yeah, you don't think."

Well the next day everyone avoided eye contact with me. I realized it was a very fucking dumb thing to say but I didn't think anyone actually took me seriously. A coworker pulled me to the side and asked if I had said that, and I just said, yes, in response to someone actually saying I would shoot up a school. She seemed ok with that answer and I went about my day. The day by normally, aside from the fact that most people wouldn't speak to me. I left an hour early because I wasn't feeling good (had a seizure two days before). Turns out later that day they called the damn cops. Everyone was terrified that I was gonna come in there and kill everyone. No cops came and talked to me at all, they must have just realized it was some kid messing around, but anyway, I got fired

Didn't even know I had gotten fired until a few days after the fact; told one of my managers that I needed a few days off to recover from the seizure so I figured that was the reason they weren't calling me

Nope I got fired and getting fired from a fucking McDonald's for threatening to kill everyone isn't a good thing to put on a resume

Honestly, I only have one job I can put on a resume at this point, and I'm 20, not in school

I broke down crying when my boss told me I was fired, I really loved that job and the people. I can't believe I did something so stupid and I can't believe I left with everyone hating me. My boss seemed sympathetic and said I really should get my mental and physical health together before I work anywhere else. I agree, but I'm too old to still have to be dealing with this shit

So not really sure what to do now. I'm so embarrassed. I've just been smoking weed and playing video games for the past week, not leaving the house for anything. I don't think I've even showered

Life really sucks sometimes :(
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Cyril Blimmlewater - Fri, 21 Jun 2019 02:09:03 EST d4fOgvZr No.529940 Reply
>>529889
Dude you are a full blown turboretard and the way you ended your post almost made me piss myself laughing. The operative word in his post was "disgruntled", and to hammer you over the head (though that probably won't make things easier for you) there is a gradient between satisfied and homicidal, and "disgruntled" sits somewhere on that gradient, possibly not quite next to "homicidal".

I can picture you flailing your arms, shouting that "you never know, man! He's probably a psycho!" as legions of disgruntled people you've called the cops on or otherwise elected to treat as if their social awkwardness or poor mood made them a biochemical weapon lose more and more of their faith in humanity. At least you didn't paint a target on your back by getting them fired.
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Rebecca Nickleworth - Tue, 25 Jun 2019 09:15:37 EST E508VR5x No.529998 Reply
>>529940
you’re a semantics-obsessed bitch.

DISGRUNTLED workers shoot up workplaces ALL THE DAMNED TIME.

I know what I said, you know what he said. OPs firing was justified. Oh noooo someone was being a dick to him so he threatened to shoot up the place BUT ONLY AS A JOKE U GUIIIISE.

There’s no excuse for that kind of shit. His firing was justified.

also a_wizard is a fag
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Awe' !!Bwteoy2D - Tue, 25 Jun 2019 09:50:02 EST l1NmIjLu No.529999 Reply
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>>529998
I don't think it's justified, but if I were OP I would still be willing to make it so.

i may be an egocentric

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- Sun, 23 Jun 2019 06:53:06 EST 2sWwtUKX No.529956
File: 1561287186360.jpg -(56506B / 55.18KB, 728x410) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. i may be an egocentric
so thats not good right?
but what do i do about it?
how do i find a balance between what i may be right now and self commiserance?
"what i may be", lmao, i'm still in denial, thats ego talking lemme tell you
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Awe' !!Bwteoy2D - Sun, 23 Jun 2019 17:43:26 EST l1NmIjLu No.529960 Reply
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>>529956
dude we are fucking hillbillies of the internet, dumb it down a notch, will you?
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Simon Becklenuck - Sun, 23 Jun 2019 18:24:02 EST PeWrdLKr No.529963 Reply
>>529960
Nah, you're just too burned out to realise that actually OP is the struggling one. His word salad doesn't even include 100% real words on the ingredient list.

At the end of the day OP ego doesn't mean shit if it doesn't translate to skill and even if it does, other people have to recognise it. If you're living the high life as a worthless sham maybe try to become that good. The great thing about actual competence is you learn how fallible and how incomplete even a master is at all but the most simple of arts. It grounds you.

If you think you are the best shit then the cure is to actually improve as a person and become smart, skilled, perceptive, whatever enough to see just how short you fall. Reality should do the rest.

I kissed a boy when drunk

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- Sat, 15 Jun 2019 22:48:12 EST mx986IvR No.529877
File: 1560653292775.gif -(77969B / 76.14KB, 326x270) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I kissed a boy when drunk
Gf cheated on me, took her back, still felt like a bag of crap...so...

Girlfriend went to visit friend

Got drunk, hung out with nonbinary friend and played video games, a distant autist girlfriend jelly, posessively jelly told them off and they slept upstairs.

kissed my nonbinary friend after consoling them.

I feel like shit for "cheating".

The half of me wants to love my girlfriend. Be like "there I did something"

My other half says "just let her go, you havent felt that good about anyone since you kissed trap friend"

TL;DR

<Mr.Brightside plays from Walkman>
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Fuck Grimgold - Mon, 24 Jun 2019 13:02:57 EST dZnLdogk No.529981 Reply
>>529979
All three jobs are part time? If you can be stressed about not working and have three jobs that is a bit crazy unless they're a shift each or something.

I am still confused as to how you can be out of money on three jobs unless it's the girlfriend who doesn't work. Therapy might help if you have issues. Both you and your girlfriend want to make sure you actually understand why you cheated and that the problem is resolved though. Just an opinion but I think dashing maniacally from one thing to another without stopping to think might result in more trouble than it solves.

Realizing i don't really like myself that much

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- Wed, 19 Jun 2019 17:18:52 EST PJL4xgV4 No.529923
File: 1560979132899.jpg -(32353B / 31.59KB, 1024x596) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Realizing i don't really like myself that much
So, I woke up one day and realized I am alone and unable to meet new people because...I'm a pretty blank person.
I don't have any real passion, hobbies (i've quit everything i've tried, art, music, writing) or motivation really. I feel my mind is slow. And finally as is tradition, completely unable to start anything romantic. In fact, the closest thing I had to that was a friends-with-benefits situation in my workplace. A tiny office. It was okay. But we're both fucked, for different reasons. I wanted more, she wanted less, came to a point neither of us knows what they wants, and I've placed myself in a place of dependency. and I feel I am no longer sought after. I no longer "shine". Funny, you could say that maybe was the trigger. I can't push this person out of my life, or have the time i need to heal(she's right there.) I forever feel a fuckboy with some sort of heightened friendship to it, and while there is something like that...Well.
I'm not sure i can be friends of anyone to be honest.

Bottomline, I mean if I can't hold myself value, I'll always be alone - the bandaid was(is?) nice though.
I'm already seeking psychiatric help. Not sure if it'll help but whatever.
I workout moderately. Jogs every now and then, a swim. I'm pretty broke.

I'm just trying to figure out what to do. And I don't know what. It's kinda killing me.
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Charlotte Turveydale - Sat, 22 Jun 2019 17:01:37 EST l1NmIjLu No.529954 Reply
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>>529923
you have placed your trust in things that are not worthy of your trust. also you should know that almost everything outside isn't worthy of your trust - your energy, your time, your participation and engagement. Even though you must eat, food isn't trustworthy, water, air, social environments, people around you for the most part although you must still show respect and compassion because you depend on them for your own wellbeing, choices and decisions that don't deliver etc. Only thing left is counting on yourself or if it's real tight just meditation. Because most of us cannot trust our own thoughts so we must still our mind to get a relief from the cage of the thought energy we picked up

this could get me banned on this forum, but self reliance is the solution. Just don't let ego get the better of you, stay humble and respectful.

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7509935-fasting-by-mevlana-jelaluddin-rumi-1207---1273-english-version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqFqG-h3Vgk

How to talk to women who are obviously interested in you

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- Sun, 02 Jun 2019 07:12:02 EST 836iMfNs No.529690
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I am not enthusiastic. I know that is a strange way to open a post but hear me out. I am not enthusiastic enough to have no awareness of body language. I can tell when women are interested in me or whether they are closed off and uninterested. However, I have no idea how to start a conversation with them or even look back at them once I know they are interested. I freeze up, get incredibly anxious and then don't look at them at all. I proceed to avoid interacting with them and flee in terror like a frightened child. How can I coach myself to be more confident? I am not sure whether I have a fear of rejection or more of an impulse to avoid being seen as a creep. I know it is illogical to think I will e seen as a creep if the girl is very obviously open to talking with me, but I cannot help shaking the feeling regardless.
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Molly Pevingbury - Wed, 12 Jun 2019 00:03:17 EST aVoxNjSR No.529832 Reply
>>529751
>However, as soon as I find out they're single (which is rare) I turn into an uncharismatic, distant asshole. I swear I don't even do it on purpose, it's like a reflex.
OP here. Are you me? I have really bad trust issues and was bullied as a child but I'm not sure that I would pin it on that completely. I have a pathological fear of rejection when it comes to relationships. It takes a really unique and beautiful girl, one that I'm afraid I'll miss out on if I don't do anything, to get me to ask someone out. Even then I miss out on opportunities for that all the time.
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Doris Saffingstock - Wed, 12 Jun 2019 10:32:28 EST 1iiQ8ACG No.529837 Reply
>>529751
Same. I didn't get bullied though but I got rejected a lot (not just romantic interests) and didn't know how to deal with it properly. Got depressed but eventually got out of it only to make the exact same mistakes again.
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Samuel Hazzlepack - Sat, 22 Jun 2019 02:44:38 EST aVoxNjSR No.529947 Reply
>>529837
I know that feeling. I have two opposite dispositions from one another at any given time. Coldnessand indifference to anyone but myself or a naive love of life and desire for acceptance that never ends up materializing. There’s no middle ground because I’m either jaded or not jaded, and one inevitably leads me crawling back to the other.

I kissed another woman

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- Sat, 15 Jun 2019 06:17:52 EST Z3zE5Pnv No.529866
File: 1560593872578.jpg -(28037B / 27.38KB, 480x360) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. I kissed another woman
And she tugged my dick. I've been with my girlfriend for 5 years. It sucks. I've felt for the past while that I probably shouldn't be in a relationship because I keep doing shit that hurts my girlfriend, and I do this stuff because I'm not 100% committed. I haven't been 100% committed because I've been in relationships non stop for 12 years and there has always been a big part of me that has struggled to accept a lifetime of monogamous commitment. A large part of me feels like I need to be free for a while.

I actually tried to break up with my girlfriend last week, but it was so out of the blue (for her), she begged me not to, she told me how much she loved me and that she would do anything. She begged. I felt so bad, seeing her so hurt, I felt so so bad, that I buckled and said I wasn't leaving her. She made me promise her that I'm not just putting it off and that I'm not gonna go break up with her in a week. At that moment, I really didn't feel I would. But as soon as I woke up the next morning, those feelings resurfaced.

Then this happened. I've given myself over to sex and lust, despite the fact my girlfriend is an amazing person. I have to break her heart for a 2nd time in a week, I feel like such a shitty shitty shitty person. I already miss her like crazy but I know it's the right thing to do. Ultimately, she'll be happier without me.

God why is this shit so difficult
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Oliver Benningdale - Thu, 20 Jun 2019 17:26:13 EST Z3zE5Pnv No.529929 Reply
Ugh, I've double fucked up. I scared away dick tug girl. I was too eager in terms of wanting to hang out (and wanting to fuck her) and that scared her away. She's been avoiding me now LOL. God I am such a fucking idiot. A totally hopeless, naive romatnic. I'm now in the position where I'm heartbroke over one girl, and jealous at the thought of 2 ladies being with other men.

I need a goddamn fucking break from women. Holy fuck. I can't believe myself. I had a chance to sleep with an absolutely gorgeous Korean lady and I fucked it up. I've also broken the heart of a woman who's done nothing but love and adore me for 5 years. Fucksake. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Welp, life lessons learned.
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Oliver Benningdale - Thu, 20 Jun 2019 19:46:38 EST Z3zE5Pnv No.529933 Reply
In a fit of pathetic, horniness I ended up paying for Tinder. Swiped for hours. I was so desperate to make amends for my double fuck up. After getting bored and then jacking off I immediately regretted it. Goddamn it I'm such a fucking idiot dickhead. I've thrown away a perfectly good long term relationship, I ruined my chance to sleep with a beautiful Asian chick and now I'm after spending like 20 quid on a fucking dating app because I was feeling sorry and horny.

No bump. I'm going to crawl under my blankets now and cringe myself to sleep/death. As a sidenote, hot Asian girl is a student at my school where I'm a teacher (we're all adults), so it's gonna be super fucking awkward from now on. Ugh.
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Clara Greenfield - Fri, 21 Jun 2019 21:30:55 EST PvHdIrXb No.529945 Reply
Ugh, sounds like you got greedy, but at least you were honest with yourself and those around you. Just do your ex a favor and don't try to get her back, she's better off without you.

Illegal Property Revenge

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- Mon, 10 Jun 2019 01:41:55 EST Rc6WhEsE No.529806
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So basically I've lived in this place for a year and a half and been lying that my landlady lives here who basically is in divorce and moved real quick to another dude -- they lie that she lives here, otherwise the house goes into foreclosure because the ex doesn't want it anymore.

They've turned the place into a rooming house, and basically threw a bunch of responsibilities on me at a time where I really needed to live somewhere.

Now they want me to lie to a bylaw officers face and got us to rearrange every room and etc to look legit. I got two days, and basically, I'm trusted soi am going to be actually speaking to the bylaw person.

This might be my only opportunity to provide both my evidence and blow this whole fucker into the water. It's multi-millions in under the table rent and house/property value basically stolen from some slightly rich, but clearly poor dude somewhere out there.

They've disrespected me at every turn and even get me to pay them more rent while I do all the gardening and etc I don't even legally need to do. And this is basically my only way of real revenge.

I like my roommates, but holy fuck, they sit idly and let me do all the shit for them.

I have a place I can hunker down at for 3 months and am really thinking about calling a moving company, getting my stuff safely out of here, blowing the lid with the bylaw person the next day and then calling the tenancy branch to break whatever the fuck this has been for a year and a half.

I know I can find another place or etc. And start this all over again right, without being made to feel like I'm worthless.

Really, help a brother out here. What do you think? Just from the broad sort of thing? It might sound overreacting. But we literally had a meeting today, was basically tasked with changing all the locks and moving furniture and etc to fulfill their lie while paying more than other people and this that the other thing. And there's no fucking written notice.

I did two hours of yard work, and I don't even fucking have to. I'm being forced to take a day off work. These people do not respect other people. And I have the feeling as soon as this blows over -- it gets worse. I'm so stressed out that I gotta take tomorrow off too.

So clearly, everybody's gonna hate me for their own selfish reasons, so I'm thinking it's absolutely necessary to make sure my belongings are all safe? The only issue, when I blow this lid, I'm doing it in their presence. But I mean, the bylaw people can help me right? Like if I blow this big of a bomb up, they got to be able to speak to the tenancy board for me right? But then again, I'll just take the total loss of the deposit and rent I just gave them to do this. I could give a fuck.

But given how big of a deal this would be financially... Should I maybe be worried about getting lynched?

Any help would be appreciated. At the point my stuff all out, even if somebody snitches, they can't have the inspection happen and thus, cannot avoid having them talk to me. Fuck would it feel good, and I can afford it.

And i just don't see any legal ramifications whatsoever other than the nonlegal ramification to get attacked/lynched. I doubt these people would do it, but a few million dollars in theft will make anybody do anything. Should i call my local police department to make sure?
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Martha Clubbleson - Sun, 16 Jun 2019 00:48:07 EST co/4UQGc No.529878 Reply
bump for probably dead op
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Walter Dicklecocke - Sun, 16 Jun 2019 06:37:39 EST Vc3Ib3Ql No.529884 Reply
RIP in Peace OP. nb

HELP!

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- Thu, 20 Jun 2019 01:21:38 EST ARlJ9f2V No.529924
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Hey qq it’s been a while. I’m back because I need some advice. So my brothers dog just died while I was taking her on a walk. I was taking care of her while my brother went on vacation and she was a very overweight hefty dog. And I’ve never noticed any symptoms of her having issues on our walk. She was actually doing a lot better as I had been walking her daily and working on her endurance. Keep in mind she’s a medium sized dog and is healthily supposed to weigh 30-40 pounds she was like at least 60 pounds. So walking a long distance was tough on her. That’s not too say I would take her on a journey I knew she couldn’t complete. So today we go out for our regular walk to the park less than a mile away from my house and everything is fine. She even made it there in record time. We stopped at the park for 5-7 minutes and I gave her water and let her rest. On the way back maybe two blocks away from my house she decided to stop walking and so like normal I let her rest for a few minutes and then tried to convince her to keep walking. She wouldn’t get up so I tried again after a little more time for rest and she tried getting up but then collapsed and rolled to her side and started breathing hard. Someone saw this and pulled over to help. We tried getting her water and she wouldn’tdrink. The nice lady let me put my dog in her car o take home which was very close but once we got there I carried her in and put her on the cold floor to see if it would help with overheating and then a few minutes later she stopped breathing. I tried what I could to get her to respond but she didn’t. A family’s member lives real near by so I called them and they rushed over Nd started doing chest xcompressions until we got her o an emergency clinic. They tried everything they could but couldn’t get her back.

I’m devastated that this happened and I feel like it’s my fault. I don’t know how to face my brother that will be arriving in a plane in a few hours. How do I explain what happened? If I didn’t take her on a walk she would still be alive.... how do I tell him I killed his dog??


Fuck this is a terrible day.

I’m sorry qq for throwing this at you.

What can I do?
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Lydia Wucklefield - Thu, 20 Jun 2019 01:35:33 EST jnas4L6T No.529925 Reply
damn might have had a heart attack or a cardiovascular emergency like aneurysm or stroke. its your brothers fault for making it fat, dont feel responsible. just tell the truth.
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Albert Duckwater - Thu, 20 Jun 2019 04:39:16 EST kXEuIkNq No.529926 Reply
>>529925

>dont feel responsible. just tell the truth.

This. It sounds like you really cared and did everything that you possibly could in the given circumstances.

This really sucks man but you really did try your best and it just didn't work out and there's nothing you can do now except tell your brother what happened and be there for him.

You can freeze

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- Tue, 18 Jun 2019 21:19:28 EST XiHtpV2+ No.529913
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I spent twelve years in the 21st century because I wanted what was best for the woman I loved. Nothing is more important to me than her happiness. And when I finally had the reason; the chance to see her and love her again, I had to give it up. Because I want only what is best for her. And that's you. It always has been. It always would be. I wish it hadn't taken me my whole life to realize that. Please, just make me one promise. Love her. Love her just as I would, because I can't be here to. I've spent almost my whole life wishing I could be. It's the only thing I've ever wanted. But I never could, and I never will. All I can do is let her have what's best for her.
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Lillian Worthingwill - Tue, 18 Jun 2019 23:45:15 EST Lny7/LNo No.529915 Reply
I don't need to be reminded of this kind of pain, god damn it.
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Lillian Grimdock - Wed, 19 Jun 2019 00:27:51 EST kXEuIkNq No.529916 Reply
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Very dramatic. Isn't it a pity that we realise these things that you mention when it's all too late? Sucks doesn't it. But that's life. You live and you learn.

Oh and I just realised that this was a reference to that Futurama episode. Whoops.
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Simon Trotham - Wed, 19 Jun 2019 17:04:05 EST y5Kqaqti No.529922 Reply
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If you love them, let them be.
Don't set shade to a tree, it won't bear.

I hate exercise so much I have ED now I think.

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- Thu, 13 Jun 2019 18:44:30 EST Ki17+5hC No.529851
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I can get it up, but cant keep it up too easily. I'm overweight but not obese. How the fuck do people actually exercise every day? I do it twice in a week and feel like I've done too much shit.

Ahhhhhhhhh! SOMEONE HELP!
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Walter Hosslestitch - Tue, 18 Jun 2019 13:40:33 EST Vc3Ib3Ql No.529909 Reply
>>529865
Soreness the next day or even next 3 days is fine. If you exercise regularly it becomes rare. It's a sign your muscles are rebuilding themselves stronger than before.

As others have said you can't outrun a bad diet. Exercise is still good. It has many benefits though none are HUGE individually. You have to want it, rather than feel you should.
>slightly improved mental health and clarity
>slightly improved sleep
>slightly better immune system and more energy when ill
>slightly more mobility and endurance and general ease of doing stuff in life
>slightly better physique (continues to improve over time)
>slightly more weight loss or ability to eat slightly more food and not get fat
>slightly longer life
>slightly more physical confidence
>slightly better self esteem

And so on.
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A_Wizard !cMZsY.BCnU!!vVWR8L52 - Wed, 19 Jun 2019 05:49:31 EST wJWwXGAC No.529918 Reply
>>529908
Toss in some sunifiram. His prostate will be so full that he'll have no choice in the matter.

Hey

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- Wed, 19 Jun 2019 02:47:45 EST 0DOizHVp No.529917
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I hope that you're doing Ok. Sorry we havent talked for a while, im here for you, just remember that as alone as you feel on this dusty rock. pl0x is here.

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